02x06 - Throuple Trouble

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

JL, I dare you to kiss Dani.

Yeah!

I could definitely make
out with her again.

Oh, my God.

I was planning, tomorrow,

to just get Scott
and ask him to marry me.

Just take that back for me.

I'm just letting the captain
know about the [bleep] up

with the eggs Benedict.

Daisy is such a b*tch.

If I find something I like,
I'm, like, rar.

-Like how?
-Rar.

Gary's really fun, but Gary
and Sydney have got their thing.

Oh, my God.

We're gonna do a drag show.

Okay, guys,
do you wanna get ready?

We gotta go pack away
this catamaran.

Seriously, are you
----ing kidding me?

Just do a little dance, like,
they'll be, like, "Oh, my God."

We never get help from
them out on deck,

but as soon as they need help,
it's ----ing help me right now.

Woo!

Brilliant, I really
didn't expect that.

That was really good.

If everyone just did their part,

I wouldn't have to
come across as such a b*tch.

No one ever ----ing
listens to me, ever.

See you all in the morning.

I'm done, b*tches.

Today was a ----ing sh-- show.

Come on, gorgeous.

What's happening?

Let me just show you
what I need you to do.

I think I was on the
boys for 45 minutes,

until they finally participated.

Everyone is doing my head in,
like, I'm ----ing tired.

Are you sure you'll be okay?

Standard, get all
the salt off the boat

and make it look pretty.

Mm-hmm.

That was all right,
actually, it wasn't too bad.

Yeah, it's just so weird
dancing to music

that you don't like, also.

-It's like dance, monkey, dance.
-The things we do.

-Hi, JL.
-Hello.

What are you doing?

Just hanging out.

Yeah, I know.

Mm, okay.

Well, I'll see you
in the morning, okay?

Sleep well.

[alarm blares]

I'll hold it, and you go along.

Okay.

Yeah, and, so,

I can't have yesterday
happen again today.

Oh, no, just take
that back for me.

I just want the poached eggs.

-Not the sauce?
-Yes.

So, for breakfast this
morning, I'll just, like,

whatever I write
is basically it.

-Yeah, so now I know, no.
-Yeah, cool.

I never look at what
the chef's giving me,

but now I know I have
to check every order.

It's pretty annoying.

It's... ugh.

-and...
-Wow.

I'm just feeling
a slight lack of support,

and they're being
super demanding.

So, if you see that I'm busy
or that I'm down,

okay, guys, let's help
and clean up.

Because it's not just making
me look bad, but it's the crew,

and yeah, let's help
Daisy, and...

Yeah.

If you need a hand and we're not
busy, by all means.

But if we're busy,
I'm sh**ting myself in the foot

by giving my deckhand
into interior.

If I say no, we can't help you,
it's for a good reason.

I mean, she doesn't get it.

So, Glenn...

Sorry, just the plan for today.

Probably just spend
the day here, water sports,

and then straight over to Hvar,

which is that town
right over there.

Why are we going...

is there a reason why
we're going to port?

For the proposal.

It's a really pretty city.

The port Hvar is really busy.

There's a lot of little boats
right where

we'll be dropping our anchors,

so it's not an ideal location
as far as the maneuver.

But it's the perfect backdrop
for tonight's proposal.

Okay, great.

Oh sh--,
they're awake.

Actually, will you tell
Natasha they're awake,

can she put the fruit platters,
and tell her to do it quickly.

Yeah.

And can you bring me up
the yogurt, please?

The guests are awake.

Daisy asked can you quickly
do the fruit platter.

Mm-hmm.

Happy birthday!

Mm!

Happy birthday, Tony.

Thank you very much, Daisy.

Forty six years.
You don't look a day over 40.

She's such a liar.

No!

I'm so bloated today.

Yeah, I'm definitely
getting the liposuction.

[laughing]

Good point, actually.

Could I have two poached eggs?

-And toast, please.
-One piece of toast.

And if she could butter
it for me, as well.

Absolutely.

Can I have some scrambled eggs,
bacon, beans on toast, please?

Could I get some
scrambled eggs and beans?

Sure. Barrie?

-No, thank you.
-Okay, perfect.

So, snorkel gear
and paddleboards.

Snorkel gear
and paddleboard, all right.

For starters.

I'm gonna go run
and get my swims on.

-Sure.
-Sweet.

No, wait, Tony's two poached
eggs and one piece of toast.

A birthday breakfast.

Oh, lovely, thank you.

You're welcome.

This is for you, Scott.

-Morning.
-Morning.

How's your beans on toast?

Yeah, they're good.

They are very happy.

Well, today is going smoother.

Yes, good start.

Will you start helping me
clearing up, please?

Mm-hmm.

Let me out now, please, Orlando.

If they're just going here,
then it's fine to go with them

in case they need a hand.

Maybe take
a pool noodle with you.

But if they go further, then
we'll have to go in the tender.

Okay.

-Barrie?
-Yeah?

I just wanted to ask you
about for after dinner

up on the fly bridge,

I'll set up some
champagne there.

Do you want me to open it
as you come up?

No, be there with it.

-Yeah? Okay, perfect.
-That would be nice.

I'm really nervous, you know?

Of course.

-I'm excited for you!
-Thank you so much.

Big day for you guys.

Well, I hope you're
enjoying yourselves, and...

It's amazing.

-Morning, boys!
-How's it going, guys?

Would you guys like masks and
a snorkel, or just the mask?

Both?

You're gonna bring
this to your mouth,

and you bite down on it.

You guys should be good to go.

Where are we doing the desert
section tonight, here?

Yeah, I think I want her here,

so we're gonna do a sweet table.

So we'll get the two cakes
and the candy floss machine,

can we use that?

-Yes, I'm... yes.
-Okay, perfect.

Just ----ing fill
the table, just...

How we doing?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

One, two, three,
four, five, six...

Where's seven, eight?

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...

Ah, okay, I got eight.

What size is Glenn?
Medium also?

He's a small, and he also
puts number one on his.

-What number are you?
-Nine.

-Number one.
-Oh, my number one.

-Oh, thanks.
-Cheesy!

-Time to talk about dinner.
-What are your plans?

Well, I was thinking to do
surf-and-turf.

And the steak is good quality.

It was excellent
on Thursday night.

And so, I can serve...

The only thing,
on the first night,

it was a little bit cold for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'll try
to make it warm tonight.

Yeah.

Oh, perfect!

-Thanks, Natasha.
-You're welcome!

Thank you.

Cute.

Yeah, of course.

Ms. Daisy gave me a
little earful this morning.

I know she's busy, but,
I mean, there's three girls.

I don't understand, if
you've only got two people

out on deck
because of hours of rest,

I don't complain about it.

Just to you, exactly.

But bitching to you is like
speaking to a brick wall.

Deck, deck, deck, body
nautibuoys are gonna go away,

then we're gonna fire up,
because we gotta get going.

Copy, copy.

So, we're ready
to stake up on the anchor

as soon as it's free.

Copy that.

Anchor's home.

Copy, thank you.

Are you really whipping up
some cotton candy right now?

Yeah...

Wait [bleep] I haven't
turned it on yet.

Watch, it's going
to fly out.

Okay, it's not supposed
to come out now.

-Wait, it's just.
-Sh--'s hitting the fan...

The sh--'s hitting the fan.

I don't have time to waste!

[bleep] it, I have more
important stuff to deal with

than a candy floss machine.

It's the guests' last dinner,

and they want steak and lobster

and all the shenanigans
that goes with it.

I'm so over it.

Are you ready with all
your lines on the back?

Ready all lines
at the stern, yeah.

It's actually quite a romantic
setting, don't you think?

Yeah.

Colin, I guess we're going in
that space over there, huh?

Man, this place is
even busier than I thought.

Where the hell am
I gonna put my anchors?

The thing that I'm concerned
with about the anchors

is being able to get the anchors
far enough away from the boat

that they're doing their job.

It's a tight little squeeze,

there's not a lot
of room in this port.

You're dropping your anchor
a few meters away

from these little boats.

I'm gonna wanna know if
I can go past Mirabella...

Yeah?

Then turn up and
put my port anchor.

But if we're driving past and
he expects us to put it down

as we're driving past Mirabella,

freefall it,
we don't have enough time.

Copy that.

From where I am on
the fly bridge,

I'm flying blind,

totally reliant on the crew
that are helping me.

When you look at it,
where does it take you?

Ecstasy.

Well, hopefully tonight
will be a night to remember.

Did he say anything
about dropping as we go by?

We good to drop port anchor?

Not yet, not yet.

Go, go, go, port side down.

Okay, port side
is on the bottom.

About 15 meters off the stern
to Mirabella's anchor lines.

Come ahead five meters,
five meters.

Okay, from here it doesn't
look like I have five meters,

but I'll come ahead.

Kick to port another
three meters.

Glenn, we're gonna drop
starboard, dropping starboard.

Copy.

More, more, more,
more, more, more!

It looks like it's a little bit
of a tight hole to squeeze into.

-Okay, let me line it up.
-Thruster.

Go, go, go.

Coming up...

Are we doing
the cotton candy machine?

No, there's just
too much...

Yeah, but that's the whole
point, I wanted, like, a big...

I thought you said to
the guests we were doing it.

If you want it, we can do it.

[bleep]'s sake.

Go, go, go, port side down,
port side down.

It looks like it's a little bit
of a tight hole to squeeze into.

Colin, am I clear to swing my
bow past that little guy?

Come ahead five meters.

It doesn't look like I have five
meters, but I'll come ahead.

You know what won't
make a perfect evening,

is if I crash into
one of these little boats

as I'm trying to dock.

Your bow's all clear.

Glenn, you are looking good
to come straight back.

Thirty meters to the dock.

Copy.

Yeah, I think he's
gonna make it.

-Are you gonna make that one?
-I think so.

Is that enough, Gary,
or you want a bit more?

One big kick to starboard.

Okay, go.

I think we're looking
good where we are.

Okay, excellent.
Thanks, mate.

Golden team!

The proposal, I think me
and Dani will do dinner,

and I'll get you...

...to settle upstairs.

I just want it to
be so ----ing OTT.

This evening
we have a lot going on.

We need to get turn-downs done,

we're trying to do a dinner
service for nine people,

and we're trying to do a secret
proposal up on the fly bridge,

where no one
can know what's going on.

For me, it feels like
a lot of pressure.

It does not
need rhythm or rhyme,

it just needs ----ing
candles and roses.

Like, when you reach the point
of tacky,

add another 10 percent
and that's what I want.

Okay, got it.

I'm, like, walking around naked,

and all these people
are at the windows.

I can't believe it.

These lobsters are so sexy.

I've seen people do this,
and they do it really pretty.

Ugh.
Okay.

-Fast.
-Am I good to shower?

No, I want you to stay smelly.

You might be scared if I, like,
actually smelled nice for once.

-What would you like?
-Thank you.

Can I have a piña
colada, please?

Yeah, sure.

In that case,
I'll do a margarita.

I'll have the same.

You may.

Well, in that case, I'll have
an unvirgin strawberry daiquiri.

Okay, perfect,
I'll get you those now.

Thanks... thank you.

Oh, she's so nice.

Yeah, right.

Tell me what's happening.

Yeah, if someone could come
and help, and...

We can move all three up
anyway, so...

Brilliant.

And JL's in the galley and
myself and Syd will be upstairs.

Perfect.

-She's on nights, so...
-Very much appreciated.

Yeah, yeah, that would be
quite nice, thank you.

I thought you'd gone
to pick those strawberries.

Sorry, we're bringing
them right out.

Hopefully we'll never
have nine guests again.

Sorry, I was gonna think of
a better hashtag, but...

Come on, get in.

Yeah, please.

Hey, baby girl,
they just sat down.

So, like, two minutes,
we're ready.

Whoa, show time.

Is this a good birthday
location for you?

Yeah, it's perfect.

How are you doing down there?

You've done the
other two, okay...

No, I've only done one.

Try and be fairly quick,

because I'd rather
get that done,

and then you can
go back to cabins.

Ask Gary for help.

Okay, sure.

Gary, Gary, Alli.

[shower running]

Gary, Gary, Alli.

-Hey.
-Did you need me?

Are you helping
me set things up?

I can, yes.

I thought Jean Luc was,
but I can help you.

Oh, or anyone, I was just...
yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I can help you.

What's this awesome soup?

It's pomodoro.

So, we literally just have
to cover everything in candles.

Here we go, mussels
with pomodoro sauce.

That's quite nice of
a tomato sauce, isn't it?

You wanna have room to walk,

though, so it has to be
like this.

That's true, actually.

You don't want to step on them.

Maybe they need to go
on the outside,

and we'll do the roses
on the inside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some shrimp popcorn.

Oh, lovely.

What's the popcorn shrimp like?

-Nice.
-I like it.

Proper shrimp.

Hey, JL, do you wanna help?

-Oh, serve?
-Yeah.

Yeah.

You wanna serve at
the same time.

-Go, go, go!
-Ah!

There you go.

Good evening, guys.

Here you go, Scott.

-Ooh!
-Thank you.

-Delicious.
-There you go.

Back to scrubbing, b*tch!

Yeah, you feel like it now?

Oh, yeah.

This is the most romantic thing
I've ever done for nobody.

I don't give big,
romantic gestures.

Yeah, I seem to date guys
that are just, like,

don't believe
in Valentine's Day.

Yeah, I date guys
who forget my birthday.

Shake it, shake it
lucky body make good.

Lucky me.

Mm, that is delicious.

The steak's a little
bit overcooked for me.

When was your last relationship?

Like, I never don't
have somebody

that I'm seeing, you know?

Sydney's definitely
one of those girls.

If my girlfriends
don't wanna go out,

like, that's when I'll be, like,
I'm gonna go through my roster,

see who's available.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if
I just need that attention.

It's just, I'm not gonna
be that person.

I value myself more than that.

You really shouldn't have.

-All for you, Gary.
-Yes.

Can we keep these rose petals?

I really wanna take
a photo with them.

-What, just us three?
-Yeah.

Gary and I, we work
well together,

but I'm excited
for the night off,

because I never know,
like, where I stand with him,

which is very confusing.

It's so romantic.

I know.

One we get these lit up, like,
my ovaries are gonna explode.

We'll see.

Oh, my Lord.

Sorry.

Wait, wait, wait.

All crew, all crew, can you
come to the main salon, please?

-Are you ready?
-Where's Daisy?

-Oh.
-Are we singing?

Daisy?

No, you're missing
half the guests.

Where them?

Just wait for me to... please.
Go back.

Are we doing
the cotton candy machine?

No, this is too much,
this and the--

Yeah, but that's the whole
point, I wanted, like, a big...

With...

-It doesn't matter--
-Where's the set-up?

There.

It would just be,
like, too much.

That's the whole point.

That's why we said we were
doing a sweet table.

If you don't wanna do it,
that's fine, just say,

"I don't wanna do it."

But not after
you told the guests

that you were gonna do that.

She brings out
two ----ing bought cakes.

She just keeps going
completely rogue.

I am so incredibly angry.

I thought you said
to the guests we were doing...

If you want it, we can do it.

----ing hell.

Are we doing
the cotton candy machine?

No, there's just too much,
this and the...

Yeah, but that's
the whole point.

That's why we said
we're doing a sweet table.

Calm down, it will be fine.

All crew, all crew, please
come to the main saloon.

Come on, it's like a ----ing
five-year-old with the party.

It's adults we're dealing with.

Okay.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Okay.

♪ Happy birthday, dear Tony! ♪

Dad!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

-Woo!
-Yay!

Thank you, everybody.

-You're welcome.
-Happy birthday.

All who want chocolate?

Half of that...

No, Dad, just eat the
----ing thing, come on.

Well, I don't really like cake.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Desserts and
the ice cream.

Isn't it Ben & Jerry's?

No, it's not Ben & Jerry's.

And the other thing
that she said she's got

is a candy machine.

Cotton candy.

See, and that
never materialized.

I'm really sorry.

So, vodka shots all around?

Can I have a
Sambuca shot, please?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, everyone's gotta
do one for Dad.

Go on, Barrie,
it's Tony's birthday.

It's your birthday.

Okay.

Time to put on my fake smile,

try and distract
them with drinks,

and hopefully they'll
just forget about dessert.

Oh, my God.

Shot, shot, shot.

Yes, let's get it.

-Oh, they're big shots.
-I'm scared.

Oh!

-Whoa.
-Well done.

Whew.

Are you gonna come
and have a walk with me?

Yeah.

I'm super pissed off.

Why would you bring out
the birthday cake

and not wait for me?

What do you think
of the place here?

That's nice.

I feel very anxious tonight.

-I'm gonna start crying.
-That looks so good.

It is what it is.

Oh, my gosh,
my heart is melting.

Ooh...

Oh gosh, watch
where you're walking.

Would you like a
glass of champagne?

Yeah.

Actually, that would be
lovely, thank you.

The reason why I was asking you
that downstairs is because...

I want to
ask you to marry me.

[champagne pops]

----ing hell.

Ugh! Ugh!

Yes, of course
I want to be a part of this.

I love you.

He said yes!

-Oh! He did?
-Yay!

Why are you upset?

I'm just looking at it,
it's ----ing beautiful.

Congratulations.

-He said yes!
-Woo-hoo!

-Oh, my God!
-Congratulations.

-Congrats!
-Stepdad!

That's something
to compete with.

Grab a glass.
Daisy needs one, too.

We couldn't have done
it without you.

Shots!

That's my girl!

All right, the galley b*tch
is here.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-Oh!
-Scott's ring, though.

Yeah?

Holy sh--.

It's, like, this thick of
diamonds around a big diamond.

So, does that say true love,
or what does that say?

Maybe I should be politically
correct and not reply to that.

PC police.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think he's just horny.

I really think that's
all that's going on.

But at the same time,
it's nice to have attention.

I've not done
a shot in eight years.

I thought you did one at dinner.

That's a lie, that's a lie.

Christ, girl.

Drink, go, go, go!

Do you know what it was?

-What was it?
-Absinthe.

Is that, like, when you
don't show up for school?

No, like...

Oh, my God.

Come on, then.

My God, are you drunken people
still holding up the bar?

The bog.

I'm gonna go to bed in a minute.

-Yeah, cool, cool.
-Do you think... you sure?

I think they're wearing down.

[vomiting]

Come on, let's go down.

Good night, guys.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Cute.

What a romantic night.

I mean, what am I doing?

He's so young.

Never gonna ----ing
finish here!

I think Dani's gonna
have a really long night.

Yeah, poor Dani.

-Did they go to bed?
-Yeah.

Nice.

All right, well...

-There's nothing to do!
-Nothing at all.

It's going good.

There's ----ing candle wax
on the deck, I hate my life.

A lot of rose stains.

Yep.

Okay, for future reference,
let's never use so many candles.

Agreed.

[vomiting]

[alarm blares]

Morning.

Colin, Glenn,
you're probably gonna have

to ease out on port
a little bit.

Copy that.

Let's get this sh-- cleaned.

We're directly over the anchor,
hold it there, please.

Your bow is a meter
from the sailing boat

and distance away,

so you're clear to swing
if you want to. Clear to swing.

Copy that, thank you.

Both anchors are home,
both anchors are home.

-That wasn't too hard, eh?
-That went well.

-Good morning.
-Morning.

-Alli, can I have a coffee?
-Yes, of course.

Thank you.

So, you're disembarking at 3:00.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

-Are we gonna sail?
-We'll try to sail.

-Morning.
-Hey, morning.

-Good morning.
-Morning, how are you?

Are you gonna try to sail today?

Yes, we almost
always want to sail.

Okay.

Do you have nine food bags
that you could just

put around their necks

and they just put their
head down and chew?

I don't think
there's a lot of breeze.

Eight at the moment.

We might be able to sail
gently as they're eating.

She was throwing up everywhere.

I was picking lobster
out of the carpet.

Are they having mussels again?

Mussels, pad Thai, red curry.

We're thinking of doing
a little bit more sailing.

Let's do it.

Yeah, let's do it, why not?

All right, all right.

Okay, girls, they want to sail.

So, you can put the curries
and stuff on the nonskid,

and I'll try and
get all this stuff away.

All right, deck, deck, deck,
coming out on the genoa.

Coming out on the genoa.

-Good?
-Yeah.

We're gonna put the main up.

-How many wraps?
-Five wraps, five wraps.

Okay, we're not heeling
over too much, this is fine.

Hold!

Okay, we're gonna ease out
and bear away.

[gasps]

Everything's flying away.

-Oh, no.
-Oh sh--.

Oh sh--.

Girls!

Interior, interior, you're
needed in the galley please.

Ooh, glasses, glasses...

all of a suddenly we're heeling,
and everything's going...

Yeah, I know, I know,
it's okay, he knows...

-No...
-He knows.

I mean...

I mean everything will go,
it's going sliding.

Okay, well, this is the way
we're heeling, so he knows.

There's nothing we can do.

-We have to move all.
-Service is in five minutes.

Okay, girls, we are just
turning across the wind,

so we're gonna have a heel on
for maybe 10 seconds

and then things
are gonna level off.

You can start your turn,

and you can use the engine
and go hard over, yeah.

Holy sh--.

-Oh [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]!
-There we go.

Come help me!

Hold the plate,
hold that plate.

Oh [bleep] the oil, oh [bleep].

-Oh...
-[bleep]

Coming up...

If you can see glasses
need to be put away,

jump in there instead of me
being chief b*tch as per usual.

-We're all busy outside, like...
-No, that's--

-There has to be--
-When does it stop?

And later...

Who's gonna be the one
that calls it to go to bed?

-Not me.
-Right.

It's a battle between
the three of us!

I'm the worst person.

It's just impossible for Gary
and I to get to know each other.

Can I braid your hair, Gary?

-Oh [bleep]. Sh--.
-Oh, no.

Holy sh--.

Oh [bleep] the oil.

-Oh...
-[bleep]

Hold the plate, hold that plate.

-[bleep] [bleep]'s sake.
-[bleep]

She is just
comfortable over there.

I'd be scared
that I'd fall over.

The ----ing oil!

Keep slowly coming up until
we hear someone screaming.

Or we hear something break.

Okay, this is gonna be the heel
for the rest of the meal.

I think that's it, guys.

[bleep] me.

What's this called?

Red curry.

Ooh, look at that.

Go with it, go with it.

I thought the whole of last
night was such good fun.

It was.

Red curry.

Lovely, thank you.

That looks nice.

Oh, it's a pad Thai.

-Mm.
-It's nice and spicy.

Oh, my God, you should just try
a little bit of that whole one.

-Pad Thai without shrimp.
-Seafood, yeah.

It is incredible.

Absolutely scrumptious.

Thank you.

You've done a super job.

Finally, finally.

I'm liking the compliments.

Go, Barrie, I like you now.

They are super, super happy.

Oh, good.

Who's happy, the guests?

Yeah, they're ----ing happy.

Mm, my God, that was nice.

That's what she said.

Okay, you guys ready?
We're gonna put this main down.

Main coming down.

I'm pretty happy to see
these guests leave.

We're on the home stretch!

Mm, mm, mm,
we're on the home stretch!

We're on the home stretch!
We're on the home stretch!

Sixty meters to the dock.

Copy that.

Back to this sh--.

I'm so ready to
get pissed tonight.

Oh, man, I am gonna
get buck wild.

Two-five meters to the dock.

Let port go, let port go.

You reckon you can make that?

Yeah, I can try.

Lovely!

Ooh... ow... ee...

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, my boobs.

Oh...
I can't do it.

Dani?

Okay, we're looking
good here, Glenn.

Oh sh--.

Okay, hold us there, Glenn.

Yeah, we're looking good.

There you go!

I think that's probably the best
we've been looking, actually.

Ta-da!
-Woohoo!

Oh, my ba*ls.

How many pairs of shoes
do you bring onto a boat?

All crew, all crew, can we
get everybody out on the dock?

Scott, take mine.

I wanna give you a hug.

-Thank you.
-Thanks for everything.

-Thank you so much.
-Cheers, thank you.

-Bye.
-Give me a hug.

Such a pleasure having
you guys on board.

-Thanks.
-We really enjoyed it.

Your team are
absolutely amazing.

I feel like I've known
you guys for two years,

and I've known you four days.

-Aw!
-You've been amazing.

But we wanna pinch
some of them.

Yeah.

We really had
a really good time.

We wanna give you this.

Oh, my, thank you.

Thank you guys
so much for everything.

-Thank you!
-Bye!

You know your next voyage isn't
gonna be as good as this one.

Safe travels, guys.

Bye!

Thank you very much,
all the best.

I hated them
and I grew to love them.

I know, same.

-Well done, g*ng.
-Woohoo!

We have a lot
to get accomplished.

Yay!

Bedsheets and towels?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

My hair is horrible right now.

No.

----ing hell.

When are we picking up
again, do we know?

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody together

in the saloon, please,
for a tip meeting, thank you.

I'll sit next to you.

So, that's our third charter,
done and dusted.

Those guests were the toughest
I think we've seen yet.

Deck team, I think you guys did
a good job getting the toys out.

I also loved seeing you guys
help out with the interior.

I really appreciate that.

Okay, interior, this was
a tough one for you guys,

and I think you'll
agree with that.

Having nine guests on board,
that was kind of unusual.

Yeah, this is a challenge.

Natasha, there was
some miscommunication.

Like, the birthday cake came up
when there were guests missing.

I think going forward,
whatever I say goes,

and I'm happy to take
responsibility if I'm wrong.

Give me a break. Ugh.

We don't need
to air our grievances

in front of everyone, come on.

And the only thing
I was gonna say

is without the support
of the rest of the team,

we physically cannot
do what we do.

I spoke to Gary
and kind of explained.

If he can see some things
not going quite right,

instead of me being chief b*tch,
as per usual,

jumping in there and going okay,

these glasses need
to be put away.

I'm not having a go,

but I'm just saying when we
started to receive that support,

it changes the whole experience.

[bleep], when do we
have a break?

I actually do not sit down
until I go to bed,

Yeah, no, I think...
I think... I mean...

That comment was directed at me,

so I'm just rebuttaling,
I'm not...

-Can I make an observation?
-Absolutely.

I think we all just need
to help out where we're needed.

-Everywhere.
-Yep.

But also, keep in mind
that some departments

are doing other things,

and they're not just
sitting around doing nothing.

It's not that I don't
think people aren't busy,

but it did take several times
for me to see,

like, a bit of initiation
and being, like--

My point is what are you
gonna do if I'm busy outside

or we're all busy outside?

No, that's absolutely...

When do we stop?
That's what I'm--

Okay, it's fine.

If it's not Daisy's way,
it's the highway,

which is bullsh--.

When we're busy out on deck,

working all day,
none of us get breaks.

So, I work, like,
an 18-hour, 19-hour shift.

I didn't join this
industry to be a stewardess.

I ----ing hate doing dishes.

It's not that I don't
think people aren't busy.

-There has to be...
-When do we stop?

-That's what I'm happy to--
-Okay. Okay, it's fine.

Do you know what I mean?

We didn't have
our best charter, okay?

It wasn't our best one.

And I think that's reflected
a little bit in the tip.

Probably not as high,
considering all we did for them.

So, the tip is, um...

$15,000.

Three nights, four days.

And that comes
to about 1,660 each.

It's bullsh--.

This is Natasha's fault,


Okay. As for tonight,

I've got some
good news and some bad news.

-Ooh.
-Oh.

----ing hell.

The bad news is our next
charter is tomorrow afternoon.

Mm!

The good news is it's only a
two-night, three-day charter.

So, we need to turn this boat
around tonight to be ready.

It felt like someone
kicked me in the chest.

I was, like, I can't do this.

Tonight is legitimately a
school night, so don't go crazy.

We're exhausted.

I was just banking
on having that night

to blow off some steam.

This is just devastating.

Let's go down to the master.

Does this mean
I'm cooking dinner?

-No, no.
-No?

Dinner's been ordered
for everyone.

Oh, perfect.

How do we feel
about that meeting?

Bro, that was ----ing
bullsh--.

I think the whole problem
is, like, the boys

just don't like the way
that they're spoken to.

----ing Gary has not
washed one dish.

-Deck's always short-handed.
-Yeah.

Gary is bad leadership.

I agree with you.

I feel like he's encouraged
the behavior of not helping.

Exactly.

My main concern is safety
and hours of rest.

I mean, I'm saying that,
I'm ----ing getting

six hours of sleep a night.

I don't wanna take away
their cigarette breaks,

but how about you don't
pick it during meal times?

If I didn't smoke,
I wouldn't stop.

Anyway, I'm gonna see
how this charter goes,

and if we're not
progressing, then...

-Take it to the next level.
-Yeah.

All right, let's go
have a walk around

and see what needs being done.

Appreciate your help,
if I don't say thanks.

It actually feels
really good, oh, my God.

I'll have what she's having.

-Ooh!
-Ooh!

You can't have JL!

I definitely don't want JL.

Imagine you wanted JL?

I kissed him a few other times.

-Did you!
-What?

You didn't tell us this!

-Oh, my God!
-When?

By the way, I'm not sure
you should be proud of this.

I'm not sure
this is an achievement.

I'm sorry,
he kisses really well.

Yeah [bleep] it, it's
a bit of fun.

It is, isn't it?

I can't remember the last time
I had attention.

Maybe that's why
I'm so uptight and miserable.

Plus, I'm working with idiots.

What the [bleep] is that smell?

The mussels!

Oh, my God!

It smells like a dead body.

Oh, my God!

Do you wanna do
all the glass, Alli?

Yeah, sure.

----ing hell!

[coughing]

[coughing]

Oh, ----ing hell!

I'm ready to finish.

Vacuum here,
I am gonna make us a margarita.

Syd, just put
those things on

and then you're done
for the day.

Okay.

-Sure.
-Ooh!

What are you guys drinking?

Should we have a shot?

-Yes.
-Definitely not.

Yes.

-Hey, baby.
-Hey, beautiful!

Have you guys detailed
the port cabin?

We might do that later.

-Ooh!
-Oh, really?

Cheeky.

Come, ladies,
come, let's walk.

It's a sh-- tip,
a sh-- meeting.

Do you want one?

You can have it.

No, yeah,
but I brought it for you.

Oh, thanks.

After a charter like this,

like, I like to actually have
my off time by myself.

It's like, I don't drink
a lot, because to me,

if I don't have
control over something,

I feel that I'm losing,
you know?

I'm just scared
of the unknown.

You guys,
I'm gonna speak to the agent.

Yeah?

Don't stay up too late, eh?

No, we won't.

You guys will ----ing
regret it tomorrow.

-Yeah, for sure.
-No, we will.

-Do you want a margarita?
-No.

I'd love one.

Daisy's on a little rampage, eh?

I'll be her sounding
board, for sure.

She's my closest friend
out of the crew as well.

[clears throat]

I talk to her a thousand times
more than I talk to you.

Yeah, because we
always get separated.

We have, like,
two-minute conversations.

Yeah.

Well, because
you've got your hands full.

-Why do I have my hands full?
-You've got a lot going on.

No, I don't.
Okay, that was a mistake.

That was a [bleep]-up, I still
feel like a d*ck for doing that.

But anyway...

-Can I talk for a second?
-Wait, can I get a drink?

Yeah.

I enjoy our flirtation,
that we have a great chemistry,

but that's as far as it'll go.

I think it's fun.

Oh, you do, now, do you?

Yeah.

-Is that a margarita?
-It was.

Busted.

Yeah, I just didn't want you
to take that personally, like...

I felt like you just threw me
a bit under the bus like that.

But it wasn't aimed at you.

I don't know, sometimes, Gary's
like Colin, Colin, come up here,

like, I'm ----ing busy,
or, like...

-Yeah, yeah.
-You know, like.

I think it's something
that we can all improve.

Yeah, okay, maybe I...

I probably should have
done it at a better time.

...took it a bit personal.
I'm very stressed.

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

I would be in
your position as well.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She puts on a façade that
she's doing an amazing job.

I don't think she's
super ----ing

relaxed about everything.

Well, I'm glad
there's no tension,

because I was upset
after the meeting.

I just had a
conversation with Gary, and...

don't lie to yourself.

Right?

I don't know.

Apparently, everybody
likes Gary.

He's just a [blows raspberry],
you know?

I think, honestly,
since the beginning,

I think that you were the person
that he was most attracted to.

It's like we're working for
what, three, four more weeks.

Yeah.

And then we're not gonna see
each other for a very long time.

Yeah, like,
you could just have fun.

Where is towels?

Have a cuddle, and, you know...

I mean, that's
what I'm doing, anyways.

Yeah.

and I can see that, so...

Maybe I've warmed up
to the idea a little bit

more than I expected I would.

Coming up...

Oh!

Are we clean? Are we done, is
everything out from out here?

Yeah.

Sydney does not make it easy
for Alli and I to hang out.

It's a battle between
the three of us.

All right,
I'm gonna cruise down.

I'm gonna go down.

Yeah, where's your boyfriend?

Come and sit,
come sit, come sit.

He's boring, in his cabin.

-Colin!
-Colin!

Colin!

Shut up!

Glenn... Glenn's not here.

Oh, is he not?

Bye! Bye!

Chief b*tch!

Yeah, because I am chief b*tch.

Yes, woo!

Go get JL, he should be
a part of this.

-You go get JL.
-I will get JL.

Wakie-wakie!

JL, you need to be
a part of this!

Go away!

Oh, you're actually asleep?

Are you serious right now?

I didn't know you were
actually asleep!

Get the [bleep] out!

I'm sorry!

That did not go down well,
he was actually dead asleep.

----ing get outta here, man.

Let's go out for a cigarette.

-Yeah, let's do that.
-Yeah.

We're having a cigarette.

Sweet, can't wait.

I'm gonna listen to Dani
and just allow myself

to explore something
that I'm enjoying.

Do you have ciggies on you?

No.

We haven't even kissed,

so I'm allowed to get
to know Gary more.

Daisy's actually coming.

Oh, is she?

[bleep]

-We can have a cigarette.
-We can have a cigarette.

Aw!

Are we clean? Are we done,
is everything out from out here?

Yeah.

You guys are fine.

I'm not, like, creeping, I just
wanna get all the stuff out.

Where are you going? Come back!

You want me to come back?

Cool, just made it
even more awkward.

Ugh.

Boys.

I just don't know what
happened to my margarita.

At least somebody's
been busy on this boat.

Well, you could be busy.

-No.
-What?

I'm too small for this.

You're the Chihuahua in
this great Dane relationship.

Oh, my God.

Oh [bleep] yeah.

-Hey!
-Hey!

Hey!

We're going to bed soon.

Me, too.
Like, very soon.

See ya bright and
early, 7:00 a.m.

Thank you, Glenn.

See you!

-See you in the morning, Glenn!
-Good night, Glenn!

See you in the morning.

-Night, Colin.
-Have a good sleep.

Okay, guys, I'm going to bed.

All right, one more drink,
one more shot.

[bleep] why is it
always us left?

It's always us.

Are we getting shots or a drink?

Shots and a drink.

Cheers.

Ugh!

Who's gonna be the one
that calls it to go to bed?

-Not me.
-Same.

-So...
-Me neither.

It's a battle between
the three of us!

Oh, my God, it's just impossible

for Gary and I to get
to know each other.

We're always interrupted,
every time.

Ninety-nine percent
of those times,

that person interrupting
just so happens to be Sydney.

Weird.

Let me braid your hair.

Sure, if you can.

Okay, wait, come, come sit,
sit in front of me.

No, no, no,
I'm sitting right here.

Okay, yeah, I'm here.

Okay, last cigarette,
and then I'm going to bed, guys.

So are we.

Last man standing.

Guys, I'm really drunk,
I just realized.

Last cigarette, and bed.

Or, like, one more shot.

Hold on, I need to
go to the bathroom.

When you come back,
bring us shots.

Yeah.

And that'll be our final shot,
and then we'll go to bed.

-Okay.
-Okay.

There we go.

Daisy, it's so ----ing weird.

It's just me, Gary, and Sydney.

It's, like, the weirdest
thruple I've ever been in.

I like spending time
with both of those girls.

One I have more of
a sexual attraction to,

but there's
no way that's happening.

Do you think Sydney's
just being territorial?

I don't know what's going on,
it's ----ing strange.

I know I ----ed up by
kissing her and I was a...

and I ----ed my chances up.

I feel like I'm talking to
myself like a ----ing lunatic.

To the three musketeers.

Okay, guys, are we going for
a swim, just out of interest?

Clothes optional.

No clothing, naked.

Okay, ready?

-Is that how you're going in?
-Are we jumping in...

Because that's not
how I'm going in.

No, you have to take
your clothes off.

It's naked or nothing.

Go naked.

[laughing]

Oh, that was Chapstick,
it's fine.

Okay.

One...

Okay, you girls go first,
and then I'll jump after you.

-Oh, my God.
-Alli, stand up.

Okay.

We're all gonna jump in
and we're gonna ----ing

drag Gary in.

Just because you think you
wanna make out with both of us

doesn't mean you can.

Oh, God... true, you can't
make out with both of us.

-Yeah.
-Can I not?

Sydney does not make it easy
for Alli and I to hang out.

But gosh, I'm not gonna let
two semi-naked girls

jump in the water and not...

I mean, what if they
start drowning?

I have to be there to help them.

You know, that's my
main concern, yeah.

I'm not gonna get naked!

-Gary!
-I'm not wearing underpants!

Get in the middle of us!

Just take your
----ing pants off.

[bleep] off, I know
you'd like that, but no.

Woo!

I don't believe you girls
are jumping.

Gary, you as*h*le!

[bleep]

----ing...

[laughing]