03x16 - Come Swell or High Water

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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Does Alesia have time to do
the crew mess at the moment

because she’s on
the hamster wheel.

I don’t get this whole,
there’s no time in the day,

but now there seems to be
loads of time in the day.

Just drop the ----ing
crew mass.

Don’t care.
Ugh!

I would love to keep traveling
with you after the season.

In New York, I was staying in
a hostel and with these...

- A hostel in New York?
- Yeah.

I’m having second thoughts
about me and Harry

outside of the boat.

I got footage of you having
a little smoochy on the camera.

Did you just call
them smoochies?

No fanny flutters here.

The word smoochies
should never be said.

Marina, you are
now my second stew.

Better late than never.
Thank you.

Really?

- See you guys.
- Charter eight.

One more to go.

I think we all did quite well.

The helmet...

I’m going to have
to give it to Lara

for not telling me about Marina.

- Oh!
- No!

Usually, something a captain
would actually have notice of,

someone’s ranking going up.

Congratulations.
You’re going to look incredible.

He never says to me,
you smashed it tonight.

And like this whole thing
with Tzarina,

you’re going to
look great in that.

I’m miserable to my core,

to the point where
I want to leave.

Like...

I’m, like, miserable
to my core right now,

to the point where
I want to leave.

Like, mentally, it’s,
like, messing with my head.

He never says to me, like,
you smashed it tonight.

Interior.
Such a great vibe.

You can see from their comments.

Good work. Well done.
You did really well.

- Thank you.
- You’re doing a great job.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

You’re not... you can't.

You can’t let it end like this.

You’ve done things that
many people couldn’t.

We get through these charters,
and the people who leave

say that they’re never
going to forget them.

- Yeah.
- You did that.

I don’t know.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- You’re my best friend.
- You’re my best friend.

Forever.

That looks nice.

This is going to
be over in no time.

- I know.
- It’s just hit me.

I’m sad.

I’m not trying to be
a Debbie Downer.

- Yeah.
- But...

Enjoy it.

[phone rings]

Hey, Mama.

How are you doing?

Oh, I’m sh--.

Oh, no.

Yeah, the Chief Stewardess
here was my friend,

and I thought we were
going to, like,

conquer the season together.

She’s just been horrendous.

It’s just...
really, really triggering.

It just wasn’t meant
to be like this.

I feel like I’m back at school.

I wasn’t invited to
eat at certain tables.

I wasn’t invited
to the parties.

I was very, very isolated.

Oof, sorry.

I just felt really,
really lonely.

I don’t know.

Oh, no.

I’ll work with what we got.

Well, that’s that for now,
and then we’ll wait for the...

VIP one and two.

The only thing that
we need to do,

that spa needs some love.

I’ve given it some,
but it needs more.

Like me.
I need more love, too.

Yeah.

You’re getting plenty, dude.
What is this?

I know.
I’m very lucky.

Yeah.

He really, really likes me,
and he made that very clear.

But obviously, I was in,
like, an engagement,

and just the idea of having
a title again is, like,

it’s tough to,
like, think about.

Um, I also don’t love,
like, being overwhelmed.

I’m just one step
behind everyone.

- You’re getting there.
- Harry...

I’ve been here longer.
Things move quick on a boat.

Next thing it’ll be like, do
you want to be my girlfriend?

I’m not nervous talking
to Bri about being official.

I know that
we’re on the same page.

You know,
relationships like this,

just build up.

There’s no point going...
Ugh!

But if the boyfriend-girlfriend
thing comes up,

then, yeah, we can label it.

If there was anyone I wanted
to take back to meet the family,

it’d be Bri.
Absolutely.

You’ve got this
whole trip planned,

so I think it’s going
to be you and him,

and that’s going to be really,
like, telling of, like,

you know, how it’s going to be.

Ready? Watch this.
This is going to be really cute.

Yeah.

Oh!

Aww.

Deck crew, deck crew.

There’s still a few more
binnies in the galley.

Please and thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. On my way.

Aww.

Yeah, you are.
What are you?

- Big, strong man.
- Big, strong man.

I’m a big, strong man.
I’m a big, strong man.

I don’t like to get involved

with my little cheffy’s
affairs and stuff.

However, what the [bleep]?

I can see that she’s
liking the attention.

I just hope that this doesn’t
end in anything too sour.

His tears are
probably really big.

I’m going to take the drains up
so I can scrub and...

Oh, my God, you sexy b*tch.

All right, good job.

Thank you.

We’ll reconvene on the sun deck
for our deck meeting.

Also known as a beer.

Yeah.

Cheers.
Thank you very much.

- Hi, Captain!
- Hey!

Wow!

- Cheers, everyone.
- Cheers.

What do you got?

I think I put too much
Apperol on.

Oh.

Beautiful day.

- For what?
- For your helmet?

You need the outfit
for the helmet.

- I means a lot.
- Does it?

Reflection.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Come down here.

Oh, this is living, Barry.

Can I have a taste?

It’s a little Apperolly.

I know you want
to say something,

because there’s little remarks.

What’s going on?

Um...

Like, the last week
to 10 days has been,

like, awful for me.

And obviously, the main issue
is me and Tzarina.

The more you rise above it,
I know it’s tough.

Your heads of department.

I don’t know the conversations
you’ve had,

but have you both sat down
and tried to say, I’m sorry?

Honestly, I had a
conversation with her,

and I said my point, and I said
sometimes you can be...

Did you say sorry?

We didn’t come to a conclusion.

Why not? Why didn’t
you say, hey, I’m sorry?

I agree to disagree.

Just don’t talk about me,
but don’t just...

Because she’s saying
that I bullied her

into choosing plates
for a dinner service.

That’s not bullying.

That’s my professional opinion

about what plates should
be on the table.

At the end of the day,
you guys are actually

ripping each other apart,

ripping feelings apart
to get to what?

I don’t know! I don't know
what the motive...

I don’t know what it is.

She’s, like, gunning for me.

The reason why
I’m focused on you

and here we’re having
a conversation with you

is because you’re a
Chief Stewardess

with a hell of a lot
of experience.

You’re great at your job,

and you’re letting a personal
experience ruin that.

I know.

By passive-aggressive
and holding onto grudges.

We can fix it.

Every fire starts with a spark.

Yeah.

So why don’t we
go back to the spark?

It’s not that relevant.

You can actually put
a fire out with your foot.

It’s hard when someone is
trying to bring you down.

With my friendship
with Tzarina,

I’ve always had this kind of
uncertainty of level of trust.

In the past,
I’ve talked to her

about my ex-boyfriend.

I was cheated on and
she knew the whole story.

She was there for me.

But next month, she was out
for dinner with him

and they’re best friends.

So, yeah, I do wonder
how genuine sometimes

she can be as a friend.

You’re doing a great job.

The only things you need
to probably do and work on

is letting go a little bit.

Okay.

I’ll try my best.

- Please.
- Yeah, I will.

- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.

You’re welcome.

You’re doing a good job.

- Thank you.
- A really good job.

Thank you.

You wouldn’t be here
if I you weren’t. Okay?

Thank you.
I really appreciate it.

- You’re doing a great job.
- Thank you.

Okay?

- Just be strong. Okay?
- Thank you.

No drama tonight, please.

- I’m going to shower.
- Yeah, I’ll be there.

Like, what’s the guarantee
they’re going into the bin

and not just flinging
onto my bed?

Lookit, they’ve got
the plastic guard.

What are you wearing tonight?

Not 100% sure.

Do you need a hand?

Um...

I think if you’ve got the honor
of something that incredible

I would go full blown in it.

I don’t want to argue anymore.

Me, too.

I really don’t want
to argue anymore.

- Can we hug?
- Yeah.

I’m sorry if I upset you.

Literally, I just can’t
do this anymore.

I’m so sorry and
we’re so much better than this.

I know. And I know I’m sensitive
about a lot of things.

I’m sorry if there's
something that I’ve said

to like upset and like
start this whole thing.

I never want you to feel
that anything that

I say about plates or whatever
is anything on you

is just like, that’s my passion.

Obviously, I just
got miscommunicated.

I’m literally sorry for every
single way that I reacted.

I totally respect everything
that you guys have to do.

I’m sorry for calling you
a dickhead.

- You called me a dickhead?
- Yeah, I did.

- You did it to my face?
- Yeah.

When you handed me
the hot plate of sausages.

I was kind of being a dickhead.

I just want to
move forward from that.

I just want to smash
the last charter like

just give it everything and
then just end on a high.

That’s really all
I want for both of us.

Brilliant.

All right, I need to get ready.

Let me pee-pee.

I’m really happy about this,
by the way, Lara.

Yeah, me too.

We’re all gonna have
a great time tonight.

We’re gonna bring the energy.

Look how amazing she looks!

Lookit!

Woo!

Mamasita.

Let’s go!
Let’s have a good night.

Good, thank you.

Let’s go!

Fantastic.

I’m a forward-thinking
type of guy

and Alesia is a girl
I can see a future with.

I’m talking white picket fence,

I’m talking house by our lake,

five little blonde-haired
blue-eyed rug rats,

seven dogs, fireside
chats where we talk

about our day every night.

Some amazing smooches.

It might all be in my head

but I think there could
be a cute future there.

Are we glamorous?

- [thunder]
- Woo!

- Hi.
- Hello, thank you. Thank you.

Oh, the chef-end.

Truly.

I think we’ll all have a round
of margaritas, is that right?

Yeah, I’m keen for that.

So you want to get a bottle
of the wine and share it?

Yes.

I know.

After the cheese and wine thing,
I’m into it.

Guys, we’ve got
one more charter.

Let’s smash it out of the park.

- Cheers to all.
- Woo!

One more.

I’m going to go to the bathroom
if you want to join me.

Yeah, right.

Can I not join
in on the boys’ chat?

Sorry.

Well, Alesia, this means
I can talk to you.

Welcome.

There’s another round of
the bathroom conference

with the boys.

The boys are there for
each other in the bathroom.

You’ve had red wine before

and now you’re having
red wine again.

We are.

- Red wine...
- Emotions come flooding.

It gets the emotions...

There’s a language that
isn’t being spoken.

Ah, just looks beautiful.
Thank you.

Alesia?

- I don’t know.
- You’re leading him on.

- I know I am.
- Do you want him?

A little bit of you?

Uh...

What’s next then?

A little bit of cabin snuggle,
I don’t know.

Right, well...

Go team.

Oh, we’d actually do it.

[laughing]

- There we go.
- Go team.

- Wow.
- Oh, my God.

- I told you!
- A little spicy.

It’s like chomping
on a jalapeno.

That is so spicy.

Thank you.

What’s happening here?

- We’re talking about us.
- Ew.

When I look at you two together,
it’s freaking beautiful.

Aw...

You and I, we need to just talk.

Yeah.

About everything.

- Good.
- Done.

I’ll look forward to it.

Talk. Oh, no.

Oh, thank you very much.

Are we ready to go
back to the boat?

I’m ready.

Who placed that boat the perfect
position from the dock?

Who parked that boat?

We’re home.

I’m gonna get into
a baggy t-shirt.

- Oh, yes, girl, yes.
- Big old shorts.

Shall we talk now?
Do you want to?

Okay.

Whoo!

Let’s watch the movie.

I think Bri,
you are very beautiful.

Yes.

And I think you’re amazing.

You sound just like him.

Are you happy?

With...with... With you.

She’s stressed.
She’s stressed right now.

Yeah, yeah.

Is that the girlfriend talk?

Well, I wouldn’t say
nothing about nothing.

We both obviously
really like each other.

I don’t want to say something.

Right...

Because I don’t want
to go too quickly.

And I know getting engaged is
different to asking someone

a boyfriend,
girlfriend, yeah.

They’re two
very different things.

Yeah.

And maybe I’m wrong
in saying this.

Maybe we both do
feel the same way.

Maybe...

I really, really like you.

And I do see you as my...
as my girlfriend, you know.

I don’t know where the...
where the point is to ask it.

Maybe this is the point.

I don’t know if this
is good right now.

I feel like we might be...
she just lent back.

- Oh, change the channel.
- ---ing hell.

And I don’t want to rush it.

I don’t want you
to be pushed in.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

Or me to be pushed in,
you know.

Yeah.

How about we make this
thing Facebook official?

Yeah.

I like that.

[screaming]

Yay!

I’m excited to make it official.

Exclusive partners.

Exclusive partnership
is the warm-up

to boyfriend
and girlfriend.

It’s the stepping stone
in the middle.

Thank God.

I better ----ing delete Tinder.

I better go finally
delete Tinder now.

I forgot about that.

I’m so excited.

I know.

As fun as this is,
I think I’m going to bed.

What the...

Get the [bleep] out of town.

I can hear you.
You guys woke me up.

Sorry about that.

- That’s okay.
- Holy ----ing kimono.

No, look, it matches.

- Jesus.
- Whoa!

This little piggy
went to the market.

This little piggy stayed home.

All right, night guys.

Mm-hmm.

Bonjour.

I thought I’d come
in for a chit-chat.

How are you doing?

Everyone’s canoodling.

Not you.

Exclusive partner.

Oh.

I think normally I’m not
mature about these things

and talking about my feelings

isn’t my most strongest suit.

No.

But I don’t know.
I just...

Because of everything
that’s gone on,

it’s just...it's too
much for me.

You’re talking about me?

I’m... I'm a supernova.
I’m a star that's exploded.

You need to be
your own supernova.

My own supernova?

I just haven’t got the...
mental capacity.

Hearing that
someone’s not interested

is never good to hear.

And the problem is,
because I’m a little dreamer,

I’ve already bought a house.

Getting pulled back to reality
a little bit’s not great.

Not gonna lie, I think Nate and
I would make a great team.

But the last couple of weeks
with Johnny, I don’t know,

I just... I haven’t got
the emotional capacity

to, like, put another
thing on my plate.

The smoochy, oh, it just
gave me the perfect a*mo

just to be like,
yep, you’re done.

Well, I still think we’ve
got a strong connection.

I still think she
might think that, too.

But I have no choice
but to respect her wishes.

No stress.

- Good night.
- Good night.

[bleep]

- [alarm beeps]
- I don’t want to get up.

[farts]

Dude...

I was dreaming about Jason.

You know what?
I get it.

I dream about him most nights.

We were together.
It was really weird.

- What, like, together?
- Yeah.

This dream was so weird.

I think I was, like, so tired,

like, and it just went
into this weird, like,

other realm in my brain.

Yeah, I had a dream
about Jason.

We were underwater.

There was loads of children
that we’d, like,

saved and rescued together.

Jason, he’s a good-looking guy.

And the fact that he’s
a captain, obviously,

he’s in this authoritative
position, like, it is sexy.

But, yeah.

We were talking about how
clear the children’s eyes were,

and then we did hook up.

Which is really weird.
Really weird.

- I’ve been trying for two
- ---ing years with that man,

and if you just swoop into here,
I swear to God,

I swear to God.

I know.

Here we ----ing go.

Plan for the day.

Wet the decks, squeegee them,
vinegar, blade.

So we could probably do,
like, even, like, a fish curry

- for the crew.
- Ooh, yeah.

Bri and I had
the chat last night.

- The chat.
- The chat about exclusivity.

We decided that
we are exclusive.

- I know.
- I was like, sorry, what?

It was nerve-racking,
because, like, I don’t know

if I’m ready to be like,
I have a boyfriend.

You’re basically
together, like,

you just don’t want to label it,
but you want to...

Yeah.

Like, your boyfriend
and girlfriend?

Well, I didn’t say that, but
we haven’t put the label on it.

They’re exclusive.

Whatever that means.

But we’re not going to
use the B&G words yet.

That scares me a little bit.

And what about Nate?

You and Alesia?

What? Nah.

We’ve got a little bit chat.

Okay.

Um, it’s all too much, I think.

Yeah.

You know.

It is what it is.
It happens.

Yeah.

Nate, Lara and Tzarina,

can we meet in the crew mess for
a preference-shape meeting

for our final charter?

I don’t really want
to be around Jason.

I do not want to look
at him in his eyes.

I feel like he’s going
to know exactly

what I’ve been dreaming about,

and I don’t want him
to ever find that out.

Ever.

Morning, team.

- All right. All right.
- Hey.

Last charter.

Primary: Win and Lori
are a married couple

from Carlsbad, California.

Win is the CEO of JLab.

The head phone company.
They’re good.

For night one, the group
would like a tasting menu

of classic Seychelles dishes.

Day two, the guests
would like to do a

pirates-themed treasure hunt
competition on the beach.

Setting up that beach.

If you don’t think of the tides,
they’re going to be low.

It’s going to be
less than last time.

Right-o.
So, let’s go out with a bang.

Lara, you okay, mate?

Yeah, good to go.

Oh, God.

Thanks, guys.

- Thank you, captain.
- Cool.

♪ One more charter to go
One more charter to go ♪

What the...

Ah sh--.

It’s exactly what I need.

Okay.

Well, that’s not working.

It’s the final charter
this season.

We’re just trying to knock this
thing out of the park, but no.

Thank you very much, guys.
Legends.

I don’t know what
the tender’s doing.

If only she’d bloody start.

[bleep] me.

Let’s give the spa a
bit of hose as well.

Copy that.

Cap, the tender.
It’s just giving me nothing.

I don’t know if it's battery
or electrical,

but it’s just not starting.

The engineers have
looked at it, eh?

Yeah.

I’m going to get
back on to the agent.

He had a backup tender.
Rent that tender for a charter.

- Okay.
- Right-o.

Can’t run with
just that grey one.

No, not with the weather the way
it is with the beach setups.

- Right-o.
- Thanks, captain.

[exhales]

You okay?

- I’m good.
- That’s my flower.

Is there any chance you have
a tender in the marina

that we can rent?

Okay. I’ll be waiting
for your call.

So, I...

- Last night, after our chat...
- Yeah?

Tzarina came into the
room and I apologized

for my part in whatever made her
upset and she apologized

and we decided
that we don’t want to end

our journey in like this.

We’re going to smile
and carry on.

I acknowledge that
you’re doing a great job

and everything else outside
that you can’t control.

We are running out of time.

All crew, 15 minutes, aft deck.

All right, let’s do it.

Last pick up day.

Look at you two.
Wanna hug it out now?

Oh, look at that, all right?

Look at that.

I actually had a
dream like this.

A little bit different.

Always dreaming.

Yep.

Note on that dream.

Let’s go.

Let’s go!

- Hey!
- Woo-hoo!

Coming up...

Very shallow here.

I’m sitting in a foot
of water and I don’t like it.

Coming.

It doesn’t want to start.

Push!

It’s stuck here.

This is it.
This is it.

- Here we go.
- Here they come.

Hey!

- Say what?
- Seychelles!

Oh, that’s a good entrance.

I feel like we’re all so
nervous and we’re like, ah!

Woo-hoo!

Lovely to meet you, I’m Jason.

Hello! I’m Lori.
Nice to meet you.

Pleased to meet you, Lori.

How y’all doing?
I’m Win.

- Jason.
- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I’m Bri.
Nice to meet you.

Welcome to Katina.
What an entrance.

[cheering]

Thank you.

We’re really delighted
to have you guys on.

Pleasure to meet all of you.
Thank you.

We look forward to this
unbelievable experience.

It’s gonna be a lot of fun.

Lara’s gonna show you around.

All right, should we
go see the boat?

- Please.
- Let’s go have a look.

So this is the main salon.

We have two VIP rooms
at the front of the boat.

We have a gorgeous view.

Holy smokes.

We were friends until
we had to pick rooms.

[laughing]

I keep getting waves of, like,

I don’t know if it's excitement
or anxiety,

freezing, but hot.

Am I having a stroke?

No, no, I’m good.

How are you feeling hunger-wise,
like, for lunch?

About half one?

I didn’t know if that
works for you guys.

- Yeah, that’s right.
- Sure, that’s fine.

Ready?

Just starting up,
starboard engine now.

Okay, let’s take off
number one line.

Okay, you can take
off breastline.

Copy. Copy one breastline.

The first buoy is four meters
from the tender,

just approaching the
port quarter now.

We’re looking for a Russian
cocaine mix, if you have...

I’m your girl.

- Am I clear to turn?
- Yes, Captain. Clear to swing.

We’re out. We're off.

Beautiful.

Thank you for inviting us.

Yes.
Seriously.

Sorry your divorce happened.

- I know.
- I know, right?

These crab legs are sensational.

Am I piling them up?

Yes.

I think you’re going
to be a fantastic chef.

This is the first step for you.

I would put yourself
into culinary school

as quick as possible,
and I’ll give you a reference.

I feel like my skills have
really improved from the girl

that almost k*lled everyone
with a spicy curry.

[gags]

That was a bit of a tricky one.

I’m so sorry.

Now, I feel way more
confident in myself,

and maybe culinary school

is the next step to elevate
my progress.

- Looking good.
- Thank you.

You can drop now.

Might be a little
bit rolly here,

but the wind is with the swell.

Chain is up and down,
straight up and down.

Okay, deck, they’ll be ready
to jump in the water

in about 40 minutes.

Copy that, go, go, go.

Lara, Lara,
galley, lunch is ready.

Lunch is ready, so if you
guys want to take a seat.

Good deal.

All guests just sat.

- You sure you want to risk it?
- Yeah.

Woo! You go, girl.

This is an avocado
and artichoke salad.

Wow.

Pesto pasta here.

Sweet.

For lunch?

- Wow.
- Oh, crab.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Whoa, this is...

Yes.

- Hello.
- What?

That’s the first
time you’ve liked crab.

I don’t like crab at all.

That’s really good.

- Wow.
- Look at that.

Cheffy, cheffy, Lara.
They’re all super happy.

Thank you so much.

This boats a-rocking.

Is this normal, the boat
moving like this?

There’s sometimes some
big swells around this area.

Yeah.

But they don’t have
a stabilizer?

We do.

Oh, yeah.

I’m feeling...

Captain, Captain, Lara.

The guests are talking
about the stabilizers,

and if they’re on.

It’s going to be a bit rolly,

but we can’t do
anything about it.

It’s funny. There's just,
like, certain rolls

that the stabilizers can’t
get their heads around.

Are we jetskiing?
Are we ready?

I need to get closer
to the water, though.

It’s rocking.

Welcome. Welcome.

It’s good.

Woo-hoo!

How are you feeling?

Good! Better!

I played with the stabilizers
a bit,

but there’s a bit of
a deep swell coming in.

- Sorry, mate.
- Don’t worry.

I know it doesn’t feel like it,

but the stabilizers are working.

Katina is a big boat,

but it’s no match for the swell
that’s coming in on the side.

It’s got the vessel moving
on a bit of a pendulum,

and it won’t stop.

No stabilizers can keep
up with it.

Unfortunately, any other
anchorage is even more exposed.

Relocating is not an option.

You get used to it.

One jumping.

I just wanted
to speak about dinner.

Timing wise, just so I can
let the chef know.

- 7:00?
- That’s fine.

Thank you.

Cheffy, Cheffy.

Dinner confirmed, 7:00.

Copy.

Whee!

This is a nice spot.
It’s just ----ing rolly.

When do you stop walking
sideways from the boat?

It’s a rockin'.

- Do I look okay?
- You look fantastic, babe.

It’s so hot.

Try to keep your balance.

The table looks lovely.

Thank you. Perfect.

All deck crew, deck crew.

New tender’s coming to
the stern, can you retrieve it?

Copy that, Cap.

Hello.
Is this our tender?

- It’s so beautiful.
- Oh, good.

This is incredible.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah, it’s so pretty, right?

Galley, Lara.
Guests are seated.

Copy.

Bri, Adair, all cabins free.

Copy that.

Do you still hunt?

I pheasant hunt every year.

Not to be confused
with peasant hunting.

[laughing]

Lara, Lara, galley.

The starter is ready to go.

Oh.
These cushions are deluxe.

I’m gonna start taking
some of the stuff up.

Let’s finish in here and then
we’re going to do it back here.

Okay, so to start, we have very
fresh local plantain salad.

So much roll.

Oh, it’s rocking.
Definitely feel it.

I need a little break.

Galley, galley, Lara.

Hi.

Okay, we’ve just
lost some guests,

Trevor’s disappeared.

Swells here.

[vomiting]

If this boat’s a rockin...

[vomiting]

Oh dear.

Bloody disaster!

[vomiting]

Bloody rolling.

The dude is yakking.

Galley, galley, we are clearing.

I’ll take that one.

- How does Marina do them?
- She pulls them down more.

This is a coconut and lime leaf,
Seychellian curry.

Hanging in there?

We have a chicken and lime leaf
coconut curry with coconut rice.

- Enjoy.
- Gorgeous.

Thank you so much.

Delicious.

Thank you. My stomachs just
uneasy from the rocking.

Okay, no problem.

- How’s the rooms?
- Beautiful.

- Who’s helping you?
- Adair.

I heard she’s pretty
good on the old beds.

She is.
She kills it.

Nice and tight, you know.

Flip the quarter
is what they say.

Good work, girls.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

Oh, they didn’t
have any of it.

They haven’t eaten
much at the moment.

Are they happy with the food or
are they just not eating it?

They’re not feeling great.
So they’re not eating much.

Yeah.

So you like squish tighter.

Okay.

For your main course,
we have a local red snapper,

a green pea puree with
carrot puree and potatoes.

Okay, enjoy.

Thank you so much.

My stomach is not doing
at all good.

Oh no, I’m sorry.

I’m having that trouble too.

Yeah, my stomach is uneasy.

It’s making it
a little hard to eat.

Oh my God, what did I do?

See the squish factor?

This one is very squishy.

This one is not squishy.

I feel like Harry is
very, very down to earth.

I’m not going to lie.

I’m like a little
concerned about

the traveling thing because...

No.

Not a testament to the food.

Just, yeah.
Yeah, I understand.

Yours is longer.

The thicker is not
necessarily the better.

- Oh no.
- Yeah.

Well, nobody’s perfect.

- I’m to bed early.
- You’re sure?

You guys are calling it?

Yeah.

We’ll see you in the morning.

- I hope you feel better, bud.
- Thank you.

I’m going to bed.

Do you think that you
can finish the galley

in the next 30, 40 minutes?

- Yeah, easy.
- Yeah?

- Good night, guys.
- Good night.

- Good night!
- Love you, bye!

Sleep well.

Thank you for today, Captain.

Thank you.

Well, also, Captain,
thank you too

for speaking to Lara
the other day.

- Things are very, very nice.
- It seems like things worked.

- Thank you.
- She said she had a good chat.

So thank you.
I really appreciate it.

[laughing]

[phone rings]

- Mum!
- Mommy!

Oh.

I’m so tired.

A lot of stairs.

Come here, this is my mum.

Mummy!

Did you know Bri and I are...
We’re exclusive, did you know?

Mum!

Hello.

- We’re exclusive.
- We’re exclusive, mum.

And Lara.

I’m in the relationship,
I’m non-exclusive.

An exclusive partnership,
you’re testing

the dynamics
of the relationship

before you fully lock it down.

I don’t expect Harry to
meet my parents right now.

I don’t expect Harry to
show up as a partner would.

We’re all here together, Bri.

I smell like fish.

Thanks.

I was not ready to quite
sign off on that yet,

but here we are.

All right.

- Bye, Mum.
- Bye, Mom!

- Love you!
- See you soon.

See you soon, bye.

Oh, love, Mum.

Yeah.

It’s going to be
a rolly day.

The boat’s rocking
around like crazy.

It’s bad enough
that it’s woken me up,

so I know it’s strong.

I’m just making sure that
everything’s secure,

and just wait it out
until the morning.

It’s not going to
be a fun one, though.

We’re bouncing around these
waters like a rubber duck.

[sighs]

I’m just so tired.

I woke up at three,
because the room was so hot

and the rocking was
just so sh--.

I had a dream that
I was watching a movie,

and then I woke up
from that dream,

and I was like, oh, that’s
a good idea for a movie.

Marina and Nick
are having a date

up on the sun deck, I think.

- Now?
- Look.

That’s sweet.

I don’t know when again
I’ll be coming back to, like,

this part of the world,
you know?

This is a pretty unique
part of the world.

It is.

The season’s coming to an end,
and I really like Nick,

but being a yachtie,

you know that relationships
don’t last long.

No, I haven’t even
thought about it.

Really?

I’m realistic.

I know that our lives
are very different.

We’re going to
different continents,

living different lifestyles,
but at the same time,

I don’t know if
I’m ready to let it go.

So, who knows?

Ugh...
I’m very tired this morning.

One more day.

Good morning, Captain.

I was up from 2:00 til 5:30.

Because of the beautiful
rocking of the boat?

Yeah.
Our stabilizers are terrible.

This morning,
it’s a little worse.

- Are we feeling a little bit?
- Yeah.

How are we feeling today?

Looking forward
to our treasure hunt?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

I’m in.

Plan of attack.

We’ll run in on
the small tender,

go in on the big tender,

confirm that that can get
all the way in.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

- How are you?
- I’m good.

I don’t think I slept,
but maybe an hour.

Really?

They’re all seasick.

I probably shouldn’t
do runny eggs.

Tzarina, Tzarina, Lara.

Galley, galley, Lara.

[bleep]

I think guests might
not get up for a bit.

Okay, I’m going to get
ahead of the washing up.

Trevor, are you hungry?

Yeah, I didn’t eat much.

And then I lost my dinner.

Is anything ready?

Have we got fruits and stuff?

- They’re all at the table.
- Oh, are they?

Yeah, they’re all
at the table.

Yeah, I think we can go.

All right.

Is there something wrong?

There was one in there.

We normally have
a radio in here.

Mine’s just disappeared
right now.

That’s all.

- Can I take this one?
- Yeah.

I’m so glad I woke up
early for this.

I don’t understand
what’s going on right now.

Lara and I have just made up
and we’re friends again,

and she’s still huffing
and puffing around me.

Am I going a little bit
crazy or is this deja vu?

- I hate rushing.
- Yeah.

It’s so unnecessary.

You know, this has
just been utter hell.

We’re starting the day.

Thank you.

And this can go?

Oh, yes. I thought
those already went up.

- Sorry.
- It’s all right.

Yes. I knew you were here.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- I’m great. How are you?

Fantastic.

Oh, wow.

That looks beautiful.

We have some eggs Benedict.

- Oh!
- Stop it!

Nice.

Do they have salsa de tomate?

That would be ketchup
to you and me.

How would you say
that in Portuguese?

Ketchup.

Uh... ketchup.

- [laughing]
- Ketchup?

Yeah.

It’s a very Americanized word.

Let’s get everything
ready for the, um...

- Beach.
- Yeah.

The guests have had their
asses kicked by the swell,

but we have a super fun
pirate-themed

beach excursion plan for them.

Eye patches.

We’re going to finish
this charter strong.

I thought about putting
skulls and bones and stuff,

like maybe in the digging pit.

That’d be cool.

Ow.

- You are in.
- You have to, like...

Oh, okay.

Oh! Ow!

- Morning, all.
- Good morning.

- Hello!
- Good morning, sir.

Anyone sleep okay?

It makes for some
interesting dreams.

Yes.

So today, crew are going to
go and set up on the beach,

and then you guys can
all come in a bit later.

- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.

Wow. That’s awesome.

The real treasure were the
friends we made along the way.

Amen.

Bri for Lara.

I am getting ready to
head to the beach.

Okay, copy.

- We’re going to do that recci.
- Okay.

- Just tell me we’re ready to go.
- Yeah, easy.

Come to the top
of the island here.

- Yeah.
- Over there, it’s shallow,

and here you can actually
go to the beach.

For today’s beach set up,

we’re going to a location
that at high tide

it’s got two exposed islands.

It’s really magical to see,

but the tide goes
out very quickly,

so timing’s everything.

It’s going to be a
great pirate invasion.

It’s going to be
a great location.

"Shivle me tibbers..."

"Shivle me timbers."

Shibble me
Shimmy me...

What is it?

I’m going to sty on this
Dramamine throughout the day.

Thank you.

Yeah, but how long till low?

Like 12.

Oh, you can’t count drinks
on vacation, Win.

Vacation Win.

All right, I’m going to run
into the other tender.

I’ll probably bring
someone along.

I’m going to go over


Perfect.

We just got to go because
the tide’s getting lower.

What’s the tide looking
like over there?

It’s pretty shallow.

Yeah. Born ready.

This is our exclusive
private beach picnic

with all of our friends.

So romantic.

Here we are.

They were meant to be
coming right back.

Hey, Ken.
It’s Barbie.

Very shallow here.

There’s no rocks.

[sighs]
What time is it?

Adair?

I’ll come
riding with you.

We’re all riding.
We’re just setting this up.

We’ll be five more minutes.

I’m sitting in a foot of water
and I don’t like it.

Coming.

It does.

Get crazy.

It doesn’t want to start.

I think it needs to be
in low water.

I’m pushing.

[bleep]

- Captain Jason.
- Yes.

- Do we have a tender?
- We’re ready to go.

- Right-o.
- Get the tender. Let’s go.

Push.

Shore party, shore party.
Do you copy?

What’s your schedule?

[bleep], it’s stuck here.

[bleep]

- Where is everybody?
- I don’t know.

Next on the season finale
of "Below Deck Down Under"...

Sorry, cap.

I feel like an absolute idiot.

The last night.
Yolo!

Are they kissing?
They’re kissing!

Like why are you doing that?

Like literally like this!

You literally let
Alesia dance on you.

Sorry.