03x08 - Rumble in the Jungle

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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Caroline is a trial
attorney and philanthropist,

and she is
reuniting friends

from San Diego
and Perth, Australia.

Oh, sh--!

God! Get off my hair!

Marina, I just think you
run Housekeeping amazingly,

so I want to keep you
in housekeeping.

Compliments will
go so far when

you don’t see the light
of day for three days.

I wrote a letter.

She’ll love it.

There’s still so much I
would like to know about you.

I feel like we have
only touched the surface.

Is there anyone that
can help set up dinner?

- We’ve got to get this done.
- Not really, no.

Why?

Because they’re busy
with water toys.

And you’re wearing this.

Ooh, a little spicy.

I’m her equal on this boat,

and she’s bossing me around
like I’m one of her minions.

I’m not happy about this.

They hope to go on a biking tour
to view a tortoise sanctuary.

They want to end the tour
with a picnic on the beach.

A lot of communication required.

This is a big test
for everyone.

There’s a bit to organize.
I’ll leave it up to you.

- Lead your team.
- Yeah.

Talk to Lara.
Talk to Chef.

What time do they
finish the bikes?



Nothing is organized.
They leave in a few hours,

and it feels like
he’s just winging it.

We have no cart or anything.

This is quite a trek.

Do we have a
rough time from them?

Lara, Lara.

It’s all static.

Going from everything that’s
so nice to my cream is melting.

So if we touch the head
and the neck,

the neck’s just going
to get a bit longer.

Oh my goodness,
I’m in love with tortoises.

Wihan told me that
lunch was meant to be at 12.

instead of 12:30.
Like, what is this?

Oh my gosh.

Adair, Adair,
Johnny, do you copy?

Oh, he likes you, Jodee.

You’ve got to be
- ing joking.

Hey, handsome.

Ha h*.

Okay, I think we’re going
to get our bikes now.

We’re going to head to the land.

You ladies ready for lunch?

Beach party, beach party.

Okay, I hear.

We are just leaving
the tortoise place.

Let’s go.

Do you have an
estimated time to arrival?

We’re heading to you now.

All right, let’s go.

Not today, not today,
not today, not today.

♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la ♪

Oh!

My goal for the charter season

is to basically make the best
impression, but me.

I’ve already
pissed off the bosun.

Did you ask Adair out?

Was she not slightly
put off by the fact

that you’ve gone through
half the crew?

I haven’t.

I’m not into any of them.

Usually I have zero filters,
so I’m not surprised by this,

but I should not
have had that outburst.

Like, eat some
humble pie and apologize.

All crew, all crew.
Lunch is ready.

Thank you.

Come on, leave some for me.

No, that’s not too much.

Harry, I’m going to
look at the swell.

We might have to relocate
somewhere safe for the night.

It’s your boat.
I’ll be back in a bit.

Yeah, copy that.

Oh!

- Can I help?
- No.

Mate, the boat’s
rocking, remember?

Oh, yeah, true.

I’m going to
have to check this out.

This is our first
time in Le Digue.

It’s a paradise, but then
the weather we can’t control.

The swell’s picking up.

It’s going to be too
uncomfortable for the guests.

The guests will get
probably a bit sea-sick,

so I’ve got to go out there
and find another anchorage.

Oh, that’s terrible.

Look at that thing roll.

Fingers crossed.

We’re nearly there.

We are ready to rumble.

Ready to roll.

Wow.

Hi.

Look a the table.

It looks so cute.

It looks amazing, guys.

You guys really
outdid yourself.

This was probably
a lot of work, huh?

Johnny, they got about half an
hour to go and enjoy the beach.

So do you want to take anything
over that side to set it up?

Yeah, that’s fine.

I wanted to bring some of
England to the Seychelles.

There’s little
finger sandwiches.

These are actually
lobster rolls.

- I love it.
- Nice.

Yummy, yummy.

A good workout session.

She’s really talented.

I actually don’t
like cherry tomatoes.

I don’t like things
popping in my mouth.

Oh, really?

Naughty.

That’s ideal.

I am over this beach picnic.

I am so hot.
I’m tired.

I’m hungry.

And the fact that Wihan didn’t
even come is baffling to me.

Like, has he ever planned
any guest excursion before?

So ladies, we’ve got like
a little beach set up here.

We can do some swimming,
some photos.

I’m tired. I brought so
many stuff back and forth

- so many times.
- Yeah, I know.

I think we can start
setting up the cushions.

Ladies, welcome to
the beautiful beach.

Thank you.

The van’s going to go.

Drop it all off at the thing

and then come back
for the guests.

I’ll go help them
with the pictures.

- Rocky.
- More, more, more.

Don’t be afraid.

Lean back to the rock.

That’s beautiful.

From this side.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah, that one’s...
- Regret this now.

All together, Seychelles!

Woo!

Literally, I didn’t
realize I could sweat

from some of these areas here.

Oh, yeah.

That’s where it's like,
it just shoots out.

It’s behind the knees as well.
It’s like Niagara Falls.

How do you think
the beach picnic went?

You know, overall,
they seemed really happy.

Because of the unorganization.

I literally
had an hour to do this.

Yeah.

The stress of it all
was so unnecessary.

Oh, I don’t do well
under stress, right?

I want to be concentrating
on my food,

not on that
stupid stuff.

Alesia sent me a message.

"I feel so bad for
being rude earlier.

Follow your heart and
who’s me to be saying anything?"

Well, she’s just playing a game,
trying to make someone jealous.

Who’s she trying
to make jealous?

- Me.
- Do you reckon?

Well,----ing...

What does it have
to do with her?

"Follow your heart and who’s
me to be saying anything?"

No, that’s her apologizing.

- You know what I think?
- Yeah, what?

She’s like, okay,
I’m going to flirt

with the one
who’s not been taken

and make all
the other boys jealous.

Just...

I don’t know how delusional
you have to be

to think that if you get a text
from a girl, she likes you.

She wants all
the boys to like her.

Is she actually
in love with Johnny?

This isn’t the "Bachelor,"
this is a super yacht.

Ladies, it’s about time we head
back to the beautiful boat.

- I got it.
- Okay, thank you.

Nice, calmer waters.

I got it. I got it.
I got it.

Yeah, Lara, we can
see you approaching.

Alesia, Alesia, Marina,

do you want to help me
with handing the towels?

Copy.

- Hello, how was it?
- Very good.

Excellent.
Have a seat up the front.

- Welcome back.
- Thank you.

- Wonderful.
- You have fun?

Here they are.

Okay, ladies.

Are you going to join
us for dinner tonight?

Love to sit down
with you ladies.

Welcome back.

This is a passion
fruit grapefruit rum.

- How was it?
- It was amazing.

What’s the plan now?

Just going to pick up Johnny
and Adair and all this stuff.

Oh, yeah.

When do you think you
might want to dinner at?

- 8, 8:30?
- Yeah.

- Okay, perfect.
- Hi, darling, how did it go?

Horrible.
The most unorganized mess ever.

Right, what do you
need me to do?

- Have you done crew food?
- Yes.

You do salad as well?

I haven’t made up
the salad yet.

Let’s just do a really nice
tomato mozzarella.

- Was it good?
- Very good. Very tiring.

- Exhausted?
- Long distances.

- Too much walking.
- Really?

Too much carting.

Cheffy.

Thank you.

Lara, Lara, I’m supposed to
be eating with them tonight.

Copy that. Thank you.

Worried about those
swell coming through.

So let’s start up in 10 minutes.

- Sure.
- Yeah?

I got a recipe from the local
woman about this bloody bat.

All right.

Never in my life have
I cooked bats.

Following dinner, Caroline
hopes the yacht crew can come up

with adrenaline-inducing
games and challenges.

Think "Fear Factor."

Having her guests
unknowingly taste

a Seychelles delicacy,
bat curry.

You got some bats.

However, I guess I have
a little bit of a strategy.

Wing it.

Did you manage to
give yourself a break?

Yes. Thank you.

Aft deck, aft deck.
You ready?

Yeah, Captain, tender
is ready to be towed.

Okay. You can start
picking up anchor.

Copy that, Captain.
Picking up.

Straight up and down.

How was your day?

- That’s like the beach.
- Oh, my God.

Like the one that
you see in the pictures?

It was really nice.

Oh, .

The anchor’s still being lifted.

It takes a long time.

- Wow, that’s gorgeous.
- Damn.

Wow.

Should we show shammy
the sun deck again?

There’s the turtles.

Just like, come on.

Are you kidding me?

I can see everything
on the CCTV.

There’s no sense of urgency.

We’re in a crowded anchorage.
We’ve got swell coming in.

I need all eyes on deck.

It’s not acceptable.

Captain, the anchor chain
is not going down.

It seems stuck.

We just feed
him little leaves.

Wihan, come on, guys.
Why are you standing around?

ing hell, bro.

I’m floating at the moment.

I’m coming. I'm coming.
I’m coming.

Oh, no.

The anchor chain
is not going down.

It seems stuck.

Wihan, come on, guys.
Why are you standing around?

I’m coming. I'm coming.
I’m coming.

’s sake.

Wihan, someone’s got
to flake that.

Captain, I’m going down now.

I’m drifting.
You’ve got me in the air.

We’re bringing up, now, Captain.

That’s the anchor home now.

Very good course, too, Johnny.
Well done.

Thanks.

- Ooh, snack.
- Oh, my gosh. That’s beautiful.

We’re going to have our
little private party right now

- before we nap.
- Oh, perfect.

I’ve never seen pictures, ever.

Even the "Barbie" movie.

Should I put the lasagna in now?

Yeah, might as well.

Smells good.

I’m actually really
happy with the flavor.

I don’t understand why
he’s asking me for date stuff

when we’re on charter.

Next to my bed.

I think Wihan is growing on
me a little bit.

I like writing.

I’ve got a little book.

Usually I go for
the southern country boy

that thinks they’re hot sh--.

Wihan is different.

He’s very calm and soft
and a little more quiet.

Refreshing change, I guess.

I owe you one now.

Yeah, you should.

Lara, do you want some?

- Yes.
- We have our daily.

I know.
We have to do it.

We need it before
dinner service.

We just do half and half.
It’s so good.

Could you change
into your blacks, please?

I might go down
into the galley.

- Is that okay?
- Yes.

That looks lovely.

Wow.
This is top notch.

Captain.

- Hey, Cappy.
- How did it go?

The organization
wasn’t great.

We were told so
many different things.

A little bit more
information like the car

wasn’t allowed to drive up to
where the catering stopped off,

so we had to walk
the loads to the place.

I would have packed
things differently.

I felt like I ended
up taking charge because...

- Oh.
- We were all split up.

This is what I mean
by the organization.

It was like, who’s going where?

What’s happening?
Let’s go, go, go, go.

Okay.

I just don’t know how he could
not follow this simple plan.

Organize, lead this excursion,
and be there.

But when the guests
came together

and everything was there?

Oh, my God. I don’t think the
charter guests even noticed.

There’s no bringing it up now.
We’ll put it to bed,

and then we’ll bring it up
after the charter.

I want answers.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Cappy.

I’m going to steal one more.

Oh, no.

I saved the girls.

Good. Okay.
I’ll see you later.

Thank you.

I might need your help with
this Fear Factor style game.

Why don’t we put a garbage bag
around the washing up buckets

and cut a hole in the top.

And they have to
put the hands in it,

and they can’t see what it is?

- Yeah.
- Like that.

- I need four.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.

Deck crew, deck crew,
can I just get someone

ready for the anchor, please?

On my way.

Jungle time.

Is the bat gonna overcook?

I’m gonna add a
little bit more liquid,

just didn’t want
it to be thin.

- You can lower the anchor now.
- Copy.

The fourth circle,
it’s in the water.

Thank you.

I think we need some more vines.

Okay.

Those are so cute.

Jungle, jungle.

Tonight’s theme is jungle,

and these guests have brought
nothing but fun to this trip.

So, I want to give it
back to them.

Go all out on the deco,
lots of banana leaves.

We’ve got some wild
animals in there.

Butterflies, lots of greenery,

really immerse themselves
into this dinner.

The food’s gonna be amazing.

Bat Appetit.

- Are you here to help?
- Yes.

- Yay!
- Whoa.

That’s what we like.

Can you blow up two
crocodiles for me,

and then go get
those games ready as well?

Sure.

But what do we need?
How many buckets do you need?

You need to have four
different things for them.

Uh... Got it.

Why don’t we put a garbage bag
around the washing up buckets?

Like that.
I need four.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Hello. How can I help?

Oh, Harry.

Yeah, Harry’s taking
over for a second.

I’m just gonna go get
dressed quickly.

This is for the scary thing.

- Does Wihan know that?
- I’ve told him a million times,

but every time I tell
him, he’s just like, eh...

And he said,
how many buckets?

I’m like...
I told you this.

Yeah, I agree.

I will get it under control.

Thank you.

I’m gonna go down and
start making disgusting food.

- Yeah.
- Bye.

Bye.

Yeah.

Is it possible to get
some spaghetti cooked

so they can reach their
hands in and do like the,

- oh, what’s that?
- Fantastic.

Thank you.

Yeah.

- I lost my belt.
- Maybe it’s in the laundry.

I’ll find it in five seconds.

Wihan, and Adair.

We need to get on
this, all right?

- What are you organizing?
- The hand games.

We need to cover
them in black bin liners

with a hole in the top.

Okay, we’re gonna mash
up some bananas.

Some nasty stuff.

Do you want to break all of
that off and put it in there?

- Sure do.
- Fresh thyme.

How exciting is that for you?

- Big girl jobs already.
- Yay!

How are you, darling?

Did you want a plate of food?

No, no, later.

How was your day?

It was good.

The energy that Johnny’s
given me is intense.

Okay.

And if that comes in
the form of the sexy Greek man,

go on!

Sausage is almost ready.

I bet they are.

Tables done.

Can you----ing get that?

This banana is impossible.

They even smell disgusting.

My vision for this evening is
to gross these guests out

as much as possible.

We are serving
hippos eyeballs,

which is lychees,

blueberries and
red food coloring.

c*ck, which are dates,

and dead man’s hot dog fingers.

It’s disgusting.

I don’t know why they
would want to do this game.

This is like
my worst nightmare ever.

me.

Did you mix it?

I don’t like the looks of it.

My gosh, that
was so fun today.

Amazing.

A small one so they
can’t see what's inside.

Can’t believe it's
our last dinner.

I know, let’s not
think about it.

Lock it up, lock it up.

All right, I’m ready.

Let’s go.

Here we are.
In the jungle.

Look at that, guys!

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.

Wow, beautiful.

Jason and guests are
starting to seat for the table.

Adair and Marina, could
you just pop to the cabins?

- Copy.
- Do you want to clean rooms?

- With you? Sure.
- Yeah.

- Captain!
- Hey.

- We like it.
- Animal prints.

Marina, it’s almost
your special day.

Crazy, tomorrow’s my birthday.

Galley, galley,
the guests are all seated.

Did you add salt to that water?

I did.

Lovely.

- Do we need to do a turn down?
- Yes.

- Oh, is this called a turn down?
- Yeah, this is a turn down.

Tuck it tight.

Ow.

- You want to help, too?
- Hi.

Yep. You’re on bathroom.

Pillow time.

Look at the moisture
now inside

of these because
it’s been sealed.

How does it go?

Y’all are----ing
creepos.

What are you guys doing?

Watching turtles having sex

because they’re----ing
in kindergarten.

No!

You are sick people.

- Man...
- Let’s not make the noises.

- This is a sight.
- Welcome, Harry.

Good to see you here.

The whole deck team
in a bathroom.

Yeah.

Okay.
I don’t understand.

My friends from college,
like...

- Nursing school?
- No, it’s college.

Well, my college took
me 11 years

to get my bachelor’s degree.

So it’s college.

Party college.
Party college.

Well, I was like at
four different colleges.

Yeah.
But I have my doctorate now.

So every single deck hand
is in the interior.

Are they actually cleaning?
Or are they just pissing around?

It’s a lot of pissing around.

I am literally using all
the strength on my body,

not to explode
with these dumb asses.

I didn’t even want to be
in housekeeping this trip.

So yeah, if I hear one
more turtle sex noise,

I promise to God, I’ll whoop
your a*s down to the crew mess.

Come on, guys.
Go back to work.

Oh, that’s making me mad.

Marina, you can just come
and help service, please.

Okay, copy, on my way.

Fix your hair.

Ah!

That looks stunning.

So, what do we have?

Surf and turf,
chicken and prawns.

Can’t wait to be in bed.
I’m so tired.

Winking!

Wink if you can’t clink!

Wink if you can’t clink,
that’s a new one.

That’s a Lynn moment.

Oh, wow.

Beautiful.
Thank you.

This looks good.

Some protein.

So, for your main meal,
we have a roasted chicken,

we have local garlic prawns,
carrot and butternut puree,

tenderstem broccoli
and a parmesan crisp.

- Wow.
- Thank you.

- It’s delicious.
- Oh, that’s awesome.

She’s good.

Jesus Christ.
My feet is dying.

Bri and I, we have
something special.

We have chemistry,
we have sparks.

I was hoping that playing it
cool would be the way to go,

but it’s backfiring big time.

I just feel like she’s
not sure if you like her.

What?

I would feel so sh--
if our relationship fizzled out

before it even started.

- I missed you today.
- I missed you too.

Did you say you worked
in the Bahamas?

Yeah, I’ve been
in the Bahamas.

There’s been a lot of
shark attacks there.

There’s a chance of
getting k*lled by a coconut



- Wow.
- Really?

It’s been hot today and
we’ve been in it all day.

I’ve had an hour and


You know, that’s it.

Charter four blues.

I think there’s a few things
that could be improved on.

Communication.

I don’t know what time
I need to go to bed tonight.

- Oof.
- There was no schedule.

I do feel like he
needs just to be

that little bit
of more of a boss.

See, this needs to just turn
the other way around.

- Look at that.
- Okay, OCD.

It’s just exhausting.

Galley, galley, Lara.

- Go ahead to galley.
- I’m clearing.

Copy that.

Ready? Desert.

My feet are sore again.

I think we’re done.

Adair, Adair.

Where is Adair and Wihan?

They were cleaning the cabin.

Adair, Wihan, Lara.

Stop shagging.

- Wihan, Wihan.
- Adair?

Wihan, Wihan.

And it begins.

Well, I need another person.

It looks lovely.

- Lara.
- Yeah?

I can’t find Adair
or Wihan, shock.

Adair, Adair.

Oh, it’s really frustrating.

Oh!

Any crew members, we need
one more person

for service, please.

Oh, my God. I want to go for
a manicure tomorrow so badly.

- I’ll go get black on.
- Ready, guys?

All right.

Wow, this is amazing.

Absurd amounts.

I would give anything,
whatever I have.

I would just give them my
my banking information.

Oh, they’re here, finally.

What’s going on, Harry?

It’s all right,
we’ve got it sorted.

Thank you.

We’re just finishing
cabins, mate.

I had to dry showers and sh--.

Yeah, bet you did.

No, no, Adair,
are you going to bed?

No, can Adair do it, please?

- You want to go?
- I do one time.

I can take this.

Sassy Harry...

Sassy Lara.

- Ooh.
- Thank you.

Oh, wow.
looks beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

So, for dessert, you have
chocolate sponge cake

with a red velvet mousse
and dehydrated strawberry dust.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

Thank you.

I love red velvet.

- Isn’t that good?
- It’s so good.

What did I do wrong?

Doesn’t matter.

No, tell me.

It’s just, like,
everything today.

A lot of communication stuff.

I feel like because
there’s pressure

from your side putting
it on interior,

and they’re slipping up,
and both on your side,

it’s just all getting
really mixed up,

and then I just feel
like in the galley,

I’m just left there, like...

Where do I put in
pressure on interior?

Did you not hear
the radio calls?

It was, like, anyone
that were, like,

trying to get people to come.

- Can you take our photo?
- I can.

Okay.

- Perfect.
- Thank you, Lara.

Do you want
to wipe this down?

I know we still got
the bat curry to do, but...

- Oh...
- Why is she angry with me?

Tzarina.

How am I putting pressure
on the interior?

- Mm-hmm.
- So good.

So I’m still confused at
what time I’m going to go down.

I just...

This is actually going
to make me angry.

Because when he was on lates,
there was no problem.

With the job list,
with going to bed, nothing.

Nada.
I had zero complaints.

Well, what am I doing wrong?

I don’t know.

Now, every day I wake up,
there’s a complaint.

Is it Lara that’s complaining
about not someone there

at eight o’clock in
the morning to do cabins?

Why?
That doesn’t make sense at all.

Exactly.

I just want to know
what I have to do.

Always a problem.

There’s a communication
problem somewhere.

Massively.

It’s not rocket science, guys.
Come on.

Go down at one,
come back at nine.

Got nothing to
do with the list.

I know how it works,
I’m not dumb.

I want clear communication.

I want the schedule saying this
is what the night person does,

this is the hours they do.

This is the morning person,
the hours they do.

It’s not rocket science guys,
come on.

Put it in writing,
that’s all I'm trying to say.

It’s transparency, it shows
that he knows where his team is,

Lara knows where his team is,
Jason knows where his team is.

It would solve all
the communication issues.

People are just pissing me off.

Is this a bad time to ask
if anyone wants

to try the cream for
the cheesecake?

No.

It’s always a good time.

More, please.

Pink to make the boys wink.

Mmm.

Thank you so much, delicious.

Okay, trash,
drinks, towels,

sundeck, rinse over the
side when it’s possible.

Don’t get angry at me.

I’m not getting angry,
I’m just saying.

It’s just like,
that throws me off.

You can do the joking around
when you’ve done your job.

Who am I today,
I’m a feisty b*tch.

You guys have got
some fun coming up.

There’s going to be
an eating challenge

and a sensory challenge.

Think jungle, wild, adrenaline.

- Oh my God.
- Oh...

Is that fingernails?

Yeah.

Ladies, thank you very much.

- Thank you so much.
- I really appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Deck team, Lara.

Would someone mind helping
take these up

to the start of this challenge?

Copy that.

Marina, carry on
with laundry.

- Harry.
- Hey.

- Everything all right?
- Yeah, it’s good.

You didn’t look me in the eyes
when you said that.

Yeah, it’s good.

What do you mean
it’s all right?

- Thank you.
- That looks----ing disgusting.

Scheduling is all over
the place, like even tonight.

You know, last year
we had a grid up here,

break here, down there.

That would probably
be a good idea.

No.

And there’s a bit of
negativity, general negativity,

Wihan says it, Johnny
follows it, and I follow it.

- You get positive.
- I need to get more positive.

That’s one of
your biggest assets.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you very much for
feeding it back to me.

Yeah.

It gives me an insight of
what’s really happening.

What the is going on?

What are you saying?

Loyalty is extremely
important to me.

I don’t really know if
I can trust this guy anymore.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, ladies, welcome to
your jungle-eating contest.

We’re going to eat a
few gross parts of animals.

- Are you ready?
- We’re ready!

The first thing is
a hippo’s eye.

- Go straight ahead.
- Ready, go, go, go.

It’s a blueberry.

- Good effort.
- That was refreshing.

- It was.
- That was good.

I like lychees.

Wait, shall we get lots of bat
in these--

Little-- portions.

It’s going to escalate. The next
one, we’ve got some c*ck.

- Straight in there.
- There you go. That’s it.

- She didn’t even look at it.
- c*ck.

Oh, my God.
Look at Jacqueline.

- It’s just a date.
- That’s clever.

It’s actually upsetting
me, bro.

There’s one person on this
boat that’s----ing all this.

There’s no communication.

Now I’m putting
pressure on them. What?

The last one...

- Bats.
- Bat curry.

- I’m in.
- Oh.

Enjoy your bats.

It’s like potato curry.

- I like it.
- Yeah?

That’s not bat hat.
Get it?

- That was really good. Spicy.
- Thank you.

No, I’d actually
eat the real ones.

It’s good.

That one is actually a bat.

That was really a bat?

Solid.
You are solid.

I love a good bat.

Jacqueline.
Oh, my God.

Now I wish I had, like,
a wine chaser with that.

Adair?
We can clean this.

- Can I sweep? And be done?
- No. Uh-uh.

- Yes.
- No, no, no, no.

Okay, I’m going to bed.

The next round we’ve got
is a bit more hands-on.

- Uh-oh.
- Here’s your mystery box.

No peeking.

You’ve got to reach in
and you can’t see

what’s in there and you've
got to find something inside.

Okay.

What am I finding?
What am I finding?

What? What?

Ew.

Come on. Get it.
Get it, Lynn!

- Bat.
- Huh?

Yeah.

What the is in there?

I love service.
I love service.

I think you’re being too nice.

I have been very professional,
very dedicated,

but this is
becoming embarrassing.

After a while, you just
start questioning yourself

if you’re doing something wrong.

All right.
Let’s go to bed.

- Thank you, Harry.
- Thank you. Love it.

No worries, guys.

- Okay, good night.
- Good night, Sarah.

- My feet hurt.
- I know. I’m tired.

Did someone drink my wine?

I have to ask
for your blessing.

For what?

I would like to ask if
after the crew night out,

I could set up a guest cabin
for us to have a snuggle.

Yes, you have my blessing.

Yes. Score!

Right, I’ve got to
hustle because I’ve only got


a lot of stuff done.

I’ll see you at 7:00.

I want everything kind of
prepped by 8:30 tomorrow.

Have a coffee when you wake up.

Could you just
finish up the bar?

I’m going to go and decorate
the crew mess for Marina.

Perfect.

Is it your birthday
on drop-off day?

- Yeah.
- Well, this is exciting.

It is.

Good night.

- I’m so tired.
- Me, too.

I didn’t think we were
going to survive.

Did it.
Did you have a break today?

No.

So you guys need to have breaks.

Yeah.

Go to bed.

Wipe the table.

Tired.

Hey, beautiful. meow meow.

Happy birthday.

This is all for me?

This makes me feel
so seen and so loved.

- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!

- 26.
- Are you 26?

Yeah.

You think I’m 24?
Thank you.

- Hi, good morning.
- How are you?

Good.

I’m gonna have Harry
flaking the chain.

- Yeah.
- yeah.

Good.

I got angry at him yesterday.

- Can I make another coffee?
- Of course you can.

- You want more?
- Mm-hmm.

- Morning, darling.
- Good morning.

Do you wanna grab
the bacon and the eggs?

Yes.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Wait, wait up.
Wait up. Come back.

Oh goodness.

Who are they for?

This one was mine
and this one’s Wihan's.

- You’re on deck though.
- I am.

- Are you on your break?
- I’m not on a break.

How can you have coffee
when you’re working?

Because I was gonna
bring down my glass.

There was an
empty glass upstairs

that I’m not gonna leave on
the counter and I said

I think I want another
one so I came down,

filled them up,
now I go back outside.

Oh my God.

You guys are missing the point.

Yeah, on deck,
not on break.

- Coffee will be on break.
- That’s what it's about.

Okay.

Yeah, that’s what
it’s called the real world.

Literally...

Ai yi yi.

They just don’t understand.

It’s not a retreat.
We’re here to work.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Do you want to open oysters?

I’m a bit worried about your
hands and I’ve seen you.

- I’ve never done it before.
- Yeah, I can do it.

It’s fine.

- Hello.
- Oh my God.

Tzarina came to me
very angry yesterday

saying that I’m putting a lot
of pressure on the interior.

Sometimes I feel
like there’s not really

much structure in the deck crew.

Like I feel
like they all run around

doing their own thing and
it’s really frustrating.

Like Adair’s in the
crew mess again.

Captain’s sitting there.
She’s making coffee.

It’s 20 to eight.

I mean, do you think
someone has been

up an hour working needs coffee?

- Probably not.
- It’s just a bit chaotic.

Well, someone
needs to take control.

But that’s your job.

You’re in
charge of that team.

They need to know that
they’re going to get

repercussions if
they haven’t done it.

At the moment, they’re
just living the dream.

This is a superyacht.

It needs to be perfect
and it’s not.

Jesus Christ.

I’m not lying. I promise you,
I ran up the stairs--

This is going round in circles.

Okay. All right.
Well, look, whatever.

Oh, take me back
to my old boat.

Lara, she says,
there’s no structure.

So we’re working
on the same boat?

They want a drama.
Let them drama.

, he’s on
deck already.

I really think Wihan prioritizes
working, same as I do,

really makes
me respect this guy.

This----ing pains
my heart so much.

But of course I worry if
he does not find a solution

to his poison that he
has inside of his head,

eventually he will lose control.

I honestly don’t...
I don’t----ing understand.

Well, good morning.
How are you?

- I’m good, how are you?
- Good, good.

- Sleep okay?
- Good morning, yes.

Tzarina, I’ve got
most guests at the table.

Okay, these ones can go up.

Deck, 10 minutes notice
to hauling anchor.

- Copy.
- Who’s doing anchor?

- You and Johnny.
- Okay.

- So you just need to flake.
- Yep.

I’m going to sneak in
with some crab Benedict.

Oh, my goodness.

- This is a French toast.
- Oh, wow.

- To the marina straight away.
- Okay.

I have some Bloody Mary oysters.

That looks beautiful.

I can eat that every day.

- Hey, Cap.
- What’s going on, brother?

I just wanted to ask you
for permission today.

After the drop-off, I would like
to take Alesia out for a drink.

That’s okay with you?

Yeah, sure it is.

Perfect.

- Thank you, captain.
- No worries, man.

Good to see a
smile on your face.

Captain, Captain, Adair.

I am off on the tender,
headed back to the marina.

Copy, thank you.

Foredeck can start
lifting when you’re ready.

Copy that, we’ll start
lifting now.

This is amazing.

You guys. This is bat.

No, it’s not bat.

Everybody can say
it wasn’t that bat.

Instead of bad dad jokes,
you got bad bat jokes.

Anchor is out of the water.

- Locked in position.
- Thank you.

Should we pack really quick?

Yeah, I’m going to go stuff
everything in my bag.

Are you coming to flirt
with my sous chef?

- Yes.
- Hi.

So, I arranged
a nice restaurant

to you have a drink and
some appetizers.

We have permission
from the captain.

Wait, you asked the captain?

- I had to.
- No, you did not.

It’s hierarchy.
You need to ask.

- Hierarchy?
- Yeah.

Oh, I have so
much power right now.

I’ll have a think.

Okay, that’s a yes.

- So would you like that?
- I’d love to.

- That sounds good fun.
- Perfect.

Woo!

Date day!

Captain, I’ve got
all lines prepped.

I’m ready to head into
the marina whenever you are.

Perfect. Let’s go.

I’m so sad. I don't
want to go at all.

- Okay, let’s get this closed.
- All right.

- Oh my God,
- It’s coming.

Aft deck, are you in position?

Yep, all good.

Go, go, go, go!

- Ah!
- Yes!

Woo!

Captain, you are
clear to swing.

Port quarter is in line.
Two zero meters.

Distance to the dock,
one and a half.

Good time to get
a spring line on.

Fenders are not touching.

Okay, tighten up on springs.

And tighten up on
the bow line, please.

Good work, all lines are tight.

Deck team, let’s get into
our whites, please.

All crew, all crew.

Please meet me on
the main deck aft.

Let’s go.

It’s good to see the sun out.

Yeah.

Woo!

- Thank you again.
- Thank you so much.

- I have a big hug for you.
- Thank you very much.

When we started this charter,
we had three main goals.

The first one was to reconnect
with old friends

and connect with new ones.

Second was to explore
exotic lands.

And third was to create memories

that we would never
forget during our lifetime.

Because of you and your crew,

we accomplished
all of those things.

So, a small
token of our gratitude.

Thank you very much.

- Bye!
- Bye, thank you.

We’ll miss you.

Okay, guys, you know the deal.

Get that rubbish up,
let’s pack up.

- Let’s put the covers on.
- Yeah.

Wihan, can you come to
the bridge, mate, please?

Okay, copy.

- How do you feel?
- Exhausted, hot, dirty.

I don’t like all the
negativity on the deck team.

It’s not helping me work.

If the leader’s like that,
the whole team’s like that.

It’s okay.
Everybody has his downs.

- Don’t let it bring you down.
- You’re right, you're right.

Take a seat, mate.

- It’s hot.
- Yeah, I know.

So, I need you to
sharpen your team up.

Like, I caught Adair down,

getting you and her
a coffee this morning.

Like, that’s the moment
that I need you to step up

and go, hey, no, no coffee.

Show her that,


Not teaching your team
the right way is not a leader.

Mm-hmm.

At the moment, I’m talking to
you like a head of department.

Yeah.

Now, the next step is me
actually going out there

and being that hard guy,
and you don’t want me to.

Because then I’m actually
talking to you like a deckhand.

So, don’t get me
in that position.

Yeah.

I was surprised you didn’t
go on the beach trip.

Because there were five already.

But it would have been nice for
you to actually pencil that in

and be there firsthand
to know how it was done.

Right. Yeah.

And I don’t want to
nitpick at everything.

But it has come to my
attention a little bit

from other people,
and I’m seeing it as well.

There’s some negativity
and moaning going on.

It’s got to stop.

That infection will
spread like a wildfire.

If it’s not sorted out,
I’ll make changes.

You know, you’re qualified to
be here, so you do your job.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

But now you’ve got to be a
good leader and actually lead.

Which I am.

Well, because negativity
is going on, it means nothing.

I’ll do my best
to lead them better

and help the interior
as much as I can.

- I think we’re very clear.
- Yeah, of course.

- Good. All right.
- Yeah.

All right, thanks, Cap.

Hot pan, hot pan.

This is the trash,
but normal trash.

I’m going to get the trash

from here because
there’s quite a lot.

And then we move on
to the other room.

Okey-dokey.

All crew, all crew, please
meet now for a tip meeting.

Copy.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Charter four, done.

I think the food was good.
The service was great again.

They loved everything.

But communication is a problem.

The only way to try and
hash it out is probably

the heads of
departments stick back here

and I’m going to have
a chat with them, okay?

Right, so tips this
week were $24,000.

That’s $1,840 per person,
so it’s good.

That’s the highest
this season so far.

Getting money feels
good, doesn’t it?

Righto.

So, there’s only one person

that really deserves
this helmet, okay?

Well, it’s Marina's birthday.

Oh, no.

I don’t think you're ever
going to get it

for not working hard enough,

so I’ve got to come up
with an excuse.

No----ing way.

You’re supposed to get
this when you screw up.

Like, I did not screw up ever.

b*tch, I’m an angel.

- It looks good.
- You had any doubts?

Oh, sassy.

Thank you, Cap.

So, leave me with the heads
of department.

Everyone else,
thank you very much.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Captain.

Thank you.

I think that needed to be said.

I think it’s very clear
we’ve got some issues, yeah?

I know you’re working
at 100%, I can tell.

We all know the interior
is just flat-chat.

I get it. When you see
the deckhand standing around

or in the crew mess
getting another coffee,

it’s starting to get me, too.

Yeah, I understand it.

I want you three
to have a chat. Righto?

Thank you so much, Captain.
I really appreciate that.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Captain.

Who’s going to talk first?

So, I guess I do need
a little bit more support.

I would have liked some more
information about that picnic,

even about the simple things
like the walk from the catamaran

to the car and the car
to the actual setup.

Like, I would have
packed my stuff

so much differently if I knew.

I couldn’t say to you, hey,
this is how it’s going to...

I’ve never been there.

But I think it’s like,
with that thing last night,

I felt like I came
to you and said,

could you just please take
control of that game thing?

And 10 minutes before the guests
were coming up for dinner,

I was still telling you to say,
can you please set this up?

Can we do it?
Then there’s service.

Please listen to what we’re
doing, where we’re going,

who’s serving who.

And I just feel sometimes
the deck team

are kind of like having
this fun time.

And it’s like, I need
that support from you

to be like,
let’s do this.

I don’t want to keep
asking and feeling like

I’m trying to tell
everyone what to do.

So, this is where I also
have a bit of a confusion,

as to how much time do I allow
someone to be in the interior?

Like, I cannot be everywhere.

I need you to have my back, and
I need you to get your team...

I have your back.
I have your back.

But I don’t think the
deck team respects you

and I don’t think
they do what you say.

When you have discipline,

then there’s time for
the banter, the fun.

This is not how
I want to manage.

I want to prioritize the sleep.
I want to prioritize the eating,

because it’s not
making beds outside.

I’m working with cranes, jetskis.

I want you to go out there
and work for an hour.

But it’s not about that.

You have an explanation
for everything.

You’ve not once gone,
yeah,----ed up.

Not once.

Just madness.

Next, on the
"Below Deck Down Under"...

That’s a way to
make an entrance.

- Hi, Corinne.
- Corinne.

I don’t want an accident.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh!

These people are crazy.

- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey.

Woo!

I’ve never seen anything
like this in my life.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no.
We’re labeled here,

so we can put
straight to the room.

Well, they can go up there now.

It’s your decision, Cap.

See what happens when
I’ve got no digestives?

What, you get cranky,

and you start
micromanaging everybody?

Don’t talk to me
like that again.

Never again.

Jesus Christ,
what did I just say?