03x07 - Declaration of Love

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Welcome to the Captain’s Lounge!

Take a seat ladies,
it’s members only.

Yes!

[cheering]

- Hello!
- Sous chef’s here.

Anything you need,
I’ll be there.

- Nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.

This girl is on fire.

Oh!

She’s like, I wish we could
cuddle and watch a movie.

It’s too soon, yeah?

So annoying.

If Harry’s not going to make
a move, I see this fading out.

Okay.

Like, I cannot be
interested in everyone.

- Uh...
- [exhales]

He’s in love with Adair.

The thing is,
Adair doesn’t know.

- Of course she doesn’t
- Adair’s just like, Adair.

Good night.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Good morning, darling.

Hello, my love.

- Did you sleep well?
- I did.

I passed out.
I was so tired.

Ready for you first day?

No.

No, I think there was
nothing wrong.

It was quite good fun.

Last night, I went for a kiss.

It was a little bit out
of character for me.

In Greece, we have
the Greek gods.

Aphrodite, Eros.

They’re definitely
knocking on my door.

From being cold in my heart,

you know, this arrow.

Ugh!
And it feels warmer.

It’s like, [imitates heart beat]

We’ll see.
We’ll see.

- Have a good time.
- Thank you. You, too.

Deck, deck.

So the jetski replacement
just arrived.

The jetski at the moment that
we have with the hole in it,

it’s going to be taken off
to be repaired.

Let’s get it out of the way.

Copy that, Captain.

Should we just, like,
get a room done, like,

- bed and everything?
- Yeah, let’s do it.

Where to start?

That look fine on the back?

Gotta get this sh--
in the boat.

[laughing]

More down, more down,
more down.

Nice.

Nice job, operator.

Regarding what?

Um...

So you told Tzarina that
you weren’t interested.

I told her I’m interested
in someone else.

- And Tzarina took it okay?
- Yeah.

So you kissed?

Yeah, we did kiss.

- What?
- But she kissed me.

You did everything right,
you were honest,

and now you’ve gone
back to square one.

No, she knows where
she’s standing with me.

Don’t mess with my girls.

So have you always
done some cooking?

I’ve got a passion for it.
I’m not a chef.

I have no official training,

but I have a lot of passion,

and aspiring chef is kind of,
like, my next role in life.

and my twin sister,

she plays such a pivotal
role in my life.

Like, she is my everything.

And then when we kind
of went separate ways,

kind of, like, create
our own identity,

I probably didn’t deal with
independence as well as she did.

My identity was bound
to my sister completely,

and it meant that I hit, like,
a bit of a low point in my life.

Went out more, partied more,

anything to mask
the feeling of being alone,

and it was just probably
quite self-destructive.

So now that
she’s got her own life,

she’s got her own boyfriend,
she lives out in Australia,

it’s time to grow up a bit
and figure out what makes me me.

What I would
personally like is...

You making crew food
and seeing how you are

and how we work
in the galley together.

Yeah.

So you, and new girl...

Yeah.

What about you with Bri?

I don’t know, you know,
there’s no rush, is there?

No, no, no, no,
chill, slowly.

Exactly.

I feel like we’re both kind
of shy and it’s kind of tough.

I was hoping to kind of see
where Harry’s head's at,

but eventually
I’m probably going to get

tired of this questioning game
and just walk away.

I think Lara’s angry at me.

What did you do to her?

I didn’t do anything.

No, speaking of the devil.

Are you angry with him?

- Yes.
- Okay.

He’s been kissing
too many girls.

At this point,
Wihan and I,

I think are just flirty friends

that probably shouldn’t
drink around each other.

Wihan is obviously
a sh-- stirrer,

but let’s be clear, I would
definitely hook up with him.

Are you going to apologize?

I’m not apologizing.

Oh.

- Did you get it?
- Got it.

Wow.

Honestly, I would have
never caught that.

Maybe this one’s my hat.
This one’s yours.

- Think that one is yours.
- Yeah?

Why’d you steal my hat?

She’s so cute.

Maybe I’m just in love.

Oh, brilliant.

I think I should share
something with you.

Share something with me?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Well, I don’t know if you
know what’s going on.

Uh...
I mean, I don’t...

You got to give me more context.

It’s a little bit of a
thing going on between

- Marina and Tzarina.
- Uh-huh.

- And Johnny?
- No, and me.

- Oh, and you?
- Yeah.

Oh.

But when I told her
it’s not going to work.

So what, you just feel bad?

No, and this is
the other part of the story.

She asked me, is there anyone
that you are into?

I said yes, but unfortunately
we are working together.

Ah.

That’s sweet.

Oh, my God.

Wihan and I are a great team,

but he just doesn’t really
seem like my type of guy.

I don’t want to make
anyone feel uncomfortable.

No.

I want my guy to have
a nice southern accent

and drive a big lifted truck.

You think Wihan going to
pull up and roll the window down

in the lifted King Ranch?
No.

Wihan drives a Mini Cooper.

But yeah, I do think
you are----ing cool.

I thought I’d just
share it with you.

Thank you.

We still have a
lot of time, so go slow.

Okay.

Attention, Wihan,
Lara and Tzarina,

preference sheet meeting.

Crew mess, please.

Copy that.

Right, another
group of ladies.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Caroline is a trial attorney
and philanthropist,

and she is reuniting friends

from San Diego and
Perth, Australia.

On night one, the guests want
a tropical themed evening

with an array of local cuisine.

Day two, they hope to
go on a biking tour

to view a tortoise sanctuary.

Oh, I’d love to.

They want to end the tour
with a picnic

on the iconic
Anse Source D’argent Beach.

La Digue has the number
one beach

in the world at the moment.

It has beautiful turquoise
water, white sand,

granite mountains,
and a tortoise sanctuary.

It’s a once in
a lifetime opportunity.

This is why people travel
from all over the world

to the Seychelles.

We’ll drive them in on a tender,

they’ll bike down to the picnic
section to the Coconut Grove

where the tortoise sanctuary is.

We will have a
van supplied for us.

Okay.

The picnic group can go and
set up when the guests are away.

We might send one of
our crew with the bike

so that we’re in
radio contact, obviously,

and we need to
start coordinating

how that’ll be done.

We’re giving this
excursion our all.

A lot of
communication required.

This is a big test for everyone.

Let’s get our thinking caps on.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Captain.

Okay, guys,
I need to run quickly.

Going to the dock.

Have you ever had Waffle House?

- Never.
- What?

You would love Waffle House.

Where’s Wihan?

Adair, while country music
is playing in the background,

clearly, those beautiful
green eyes and beautiful smile

has taken over and all
I’m thinking about

is the next time
I’m seeing you again.

Would you mind just
setting up all the glasses?

Of course.

Making sure that they’re
all nice and clean.

Shine.

To feel those crazy butterfly
feelings in my tummy again,

your presence light up a room.

Where is Wihan?
He’s been gone ages.

All crew, all crew, provisions.

Copy.

There he is.
Wondered where he went.

Don’t lift, don't lift.

- Why?
- There’s so many men here.

Why would you
hurt your back?

Um... where are they?

[bleep] me, it’s hot.

This is food, yeah?

That’s a lot of----ing bagels.

It needs to get
emptied and come back.

- I’ll do it.
- Ooh!

Thanks.

There’s three of
you in this doorway.

We need to carry it all
the way down.

- Wow.
- Thanks, Lara.

You do the easy job.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Wihan.
He’s a princess.

She’s running up and down
the dock by herself.

Bri...

- Perfect.
- Oh, my God.

[gasps]

No way.

Marina, let’s go to
the main salon.

Okay, on my way.

All right, ladies.

So we have another
load of ladies.

We’ve done so well so far.

Keep the energy up.
Everything’s got to be perfect.

What I’m going
to do is, Marina,

I just think you run
housekeeping amazingly,

so I want to keep you
in housekeeping.

Guess what?
Housekeeping again.

No surprise here.

Being a good leader and manager,
you don’t want to upset anyone,

but I’m not here for feelings.

I’m here to get the job done,

and I need the best people
in the best places.

You know what you’re doing.
You’re competent.

Compliments will go so far when

you don’t see the light
of day for three days.

- Let’s smash it again, girls.
- Thank you.

[sighs]

It’s not fair.

This is so frustrating.

Coming up...

It just feels a bit
like the boys

are just all kind
of just chilling.

What else is there for me to do?

You need to give them a
bit of a kick up the a*s.

How does Lara even
have free time

to monitor my deck crew?

Because obviously your stuff
is not getting done.

Go, go, go.

Knock out.

- Okay.
- This has makeup on it,

so that needs to be changed.

Good job, Johnny.

- Yeah.
- Are you ready, Alesia?

As I’d ever be.

Oh, the salad is super basic.

It’s all right,
just get it out, babe.

I just found these on my bed.

All crew, this is
a 20-minute heads-up

for guest arrivals.

Excited for another charter?

I would love to go
to service, though.

Yeah.

On here, everything is not
super private, you know.

So that’s why I wrote a letter.

For what?
You’re asking her to marry you?

[chuckles]

I’m telling her that I like her.

I don’t know if she
feels the same way.

Can I read it?

Yeah, but not now.
It’s a long letter.

Okay.

Jesus. Can someone turn
the temperature down?

At least it has a breeze.

- There they are.
- Come on, girls.

- Caroline, slow down.
- Okay.

Look at them and
their color.

Oh, they look gorgeous, though.

Boys, watch out.
The cougars are coming.

I love it.

I would wear every single
one of those dresses.

Me, too.

Woo!

Hello, ladies.
You look amazing.

- Thank you.
- I’m Jason.

Nice to meet you.

- Jason.
- Hi, Jason, I’m Jacqueline.

Pleased to meet
you, Jacqueline.

- Nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.

Hello, ladies.
Welcome to Katina.

Lara’s going to take you around,
and we’ll get out of here.

[cheering]

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

So I need to crack on
with the platters.

Oh, good.

All right, let’s go
see the cabin.

The two primaries.

Okay, this will be
our party central.

- Yeah.
- Meet in my room.

- They’ve got, like, 30 pieces.
- Solid effort.

Maybe we should do, like,
a little hummus plate.

That would be nice.

Woo!

Okay, we can start
taking all lines off.

Copy that.
Dropping all lines.

- What’s up?
- I can never be empty.

You can never be
empty inside or out.

Captain, all lines are
off and cleared.

Oh, we’re leaving.

Keep your eyes on the port side.

On port side, three
meters and steady now.

Platters are ready,
they can go up.

Thank you.

We will meet the tender
over there.

Copy that.

They’re going to put some stuff
out on the bed to steam.

Okay, lovely.

For crew food tonight, do you
want to do some Thai food?

Yeah, fine, perfect.

- Are you happy?
- I’m happy

Yeah?

Alesia is amazing.

Normally with sous chefs,
I like to observe for a few days

and see how they work.

I really want to understand
their palate, how they season,

what spices they use,
how they plate.

So far, she’s a little bit
on the greener side,

but she has the enthusiasm and
she actually wants to be here.

She’s got the right attitude,
and that’s all I need.

You’re not going to abandon me?

Okay, you can drop, drop, drop.

- Tequila shot.
- Of course.

Everybody needs a tequila shot.

- Anchors on the ground.
- Thank you.

Bravo, girl.

- All right. Getting ready, eh?
- Oof.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Welcome!

Delicious.

I think we go down
to our rooms.

Okay.

The ladies are going
to be a lot of fun.

It’s like girls gone wild
for 50-year-olds.

Did these doors just open?

- Press the button.
- I’m pressing it really hard.

- Is it this one?
- Oh!

I’ve been waiting for you.
Like, where are you?

Okay, we know the button now.

- Oh, sh--.
- Ah!

Oh sh--!

[laughing]

What did you just do?

Get off my hair!

Where’s Adair?

Looks yummy.

Outside, girl.
The boys are working.

Yep.

We’ve put everything out
now that we can.

You two go down
now for two hours.

- Yep.
- Okay.

- I don’t know.
- Ah.

Like, we went on a date and
then he’s like, hey, bye.

So he needs to get into gear.

Do you want it to fizzle?

- I’m starting to just, like...
- Be a bit bored of it.

Yeah.

Harry needs to up his game.

I need to give her
the love letter.

Can I...
Do you want me to ...

You gonna read it out loud?

Do you want me to
read it out loud?

Yeah.
Absolutely.

"Adair, you speak your mind
and there’s no filter

"and that I love the most.

Never change that as that
is what makes you you."

Just going to film
these guys chatting away,

not doing any work.

"Your accent..."

- Accent.
- "Makes my heart skip a beat."

He loves her accent.

She has no inside voice
and she’s like,

"yeah, back that
up around here.

Swing the back end around."

And he likes that.

Which is, yeah, cool.

Well, you are special."

That’s beautiful.
Wow. She’ll love it.

- Oh.
- Here we go.

We’d like to do
some water sports.

How are you getting on?

Good. Just rushing
as fast as I can.

Okay.
So this is your throttle.

Take it easy to start.

You can put some goggles on,
you can go underwater, back up.

If you want to go faster,
just push green.

So we need to get sun deck
set up by at least six.

And then dinner around
eight o’clock.

Okay.

Woo!

All right.
Great work.

Thank you, guys.

Was your break good?

Yeah.
I showered, washed my hair.

Nice.

I know I didn’t really want
to get the boys

in the underwear, but we’ve got
some like those palm leaves.

Right.

Stick them to
the silver hot pants.

I’ll see you in two hours.

They love it.

They do love it.

So for tonight, the guests
have requested

a Seychelles Island
themed dinner.

I mean, does silver hot
pants scream Seychelles?

Not really, but the women
are going to love it.

We actually have an
outfit change for today.

Put this on it, and you’re going
to fan the women at dinner.

All right.

What time is the dinner?

- I’m going to go wash my hair.
- Me, too.

Looks like the boys are going
down to the speedos tonight.

I think these ladies
will love it.

I filmed them earlier.
I didn’t tell you.

I caught them.

Sorry.
I just love you so much.

I’m just going to go down
for like an hour, okay?

Okay.

- It’s quite cute, isn't it?
- I like it.

They were pretty low on bay
leaves, so just be careful.

Okay?

Oh, actually,
I could do with a few.

- Wihan?
- Yeah.

Is there anyone that can
help set up dinner?

We’ve got to get this done.

- Not really, no.
- Why?

Because... Harry is down.

And I need Adair
for the water toys.

It just feels a bit
like the boys

are just all kind of
just chilling.

It’s just a bit annoying
to see us

getting it done as
quick as possible.

- Yeah.
- And then Adair’s, like,

always wandering around
like, she’s got nothing to do.

That’s crazy.

And then things like this,
like, like, you guys,

someone could be
doing this, you know,

things like that.

But I’ve got a very
tricky situation with that.

Why?

Because if we are just
going to walk off deck

and start giving you
a hand in the interior,

they’re going to start
taking the piss out of that.

- Right.
- You know, so this is a...

Honestly, this is a
very grey area for me.

I’ve never worked with
anyone like Wihan.

He doesn’t show
any initiative.

He’s all about himself.

And he doesn’t have
the passion for the job.

I don’t even get time to send
the girls to dinner or lunch.

What else is there
for me to do?

You need to give them
a bit of a kick up the a*s.

Yeah. All right.

How does Lara even have free
time to monitor my deck crew?

Because, obviously, your
stuff is not getting done.

So I wonder
where the problem is.

I still haven’t heard
the exact times from

Wihan but the
picnic’s tomorrow, right?

Yeah.

English high tea.

We can make it really
elegant for them.

- Nice.
- Awesome, thank you.

This is the interior.

I feel like ours as a deck team
are helping them a lot,

but obviously the interior sees
it a little bit different.

To be honest, I personally
don’t get it.

My advice would be to
just never stand around

and not make it like as
if you’re doing nothing.

Yeah.

Lara and Wihan,
I don’t know who's right.

I just don’t care.

Let’s keep the fun going.
Let’s keep the money flowing.

[bleep] your problems.
Find the solution.

I feel so bad of saying this
because it’s not the truth.

You’re really hurting
my feelings right now.

I’m so sorry.
[bleep] I’m...

Wihan, Wihan.

Can you come
to the bridge please?

Copy.

It’s going to be a good night.

Yay!

Oh, wow, you look gorgeous.

Do you need help
with your earrings?

Oh, those are beautiful.

Tomorrow,
off the boat at 11.

Yeah.

Plan is to be dropping
on guests in this marina.

- Okay.
- They’ll be driving down south.

It’s a bit to organize.
I’ll leave it up to you.

- I want you to lead your team.
- Yeah.

Talk to Lara, talk to Chef.

Right. All right.
Thanks, Cap.

See you, mate.

Do you think it’s cheeky if
I put out the salad from lunch?

All crew, all crew.

There’s some dinner
in the crew area.

- Oh, wow!
- Wow!

Oh, my God!

Do you ladies want a drink?

- Lychee martini.
- Lychee martini.

- Yeah, that was beautiful.
- Can I have one, too?

Two of those? Yeah, absolutely.
No problem at all.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Marina, Lara.
Could you please help in cabins?

Copy that.
I’m on my way.

[sighs]

I’m sweating buckets.

So hungry, bro.

Once Adair’s had dinner,
she can help Marina in cabins.

- Copy that.
- Oh, thank you!

You’re welcome.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

We’re going to serve the first
course in the Hawaiian shirt.

Second one, you’re going
to have the shirt open.

And then you’re wearing this.

I don’t know if I'm going
to fit in that thing.

[coughs]

It’s always a bit of
a tricky one, isn’t it?

What the [bleep]?

What, is it hot?

Give it a...

- Ugh!
- Curry...

[laughing]

This curry warms
up my whole insides.

It almost came out of my eyes.

Keep on eating,
keep on smiling.

Why do you eat it, bro?

I’m hungry, bro.

I’m so sorry.
I love spice.

Have you tried it?

It can’t be too bad.

Pretty diabolical.

It’s okay. It's first day.

As long as the crew are
fed and they don’t die.

[laughing]

Service please, interior.

- Guys.
- We’re waiting for her to plate.

She’s plating.
- We got to get changed.

Quick.

I want to learn how to speak it.

You want to learn Australian?

We need to go and
this is getting cold.

It’s whole salt baked local
red snapper with local mangoes.

So just do like
we normally do.

- Yes, ma’am.
- Copy.

Roger that.

Just want to put the makeup
wipes very, very visible.

The last trip, they
just fricking ignored it.

They just swipe
with their white towels.

Oh, look at you guys.

Hello, ladies.

That looks so pretty.
Oh, my God.

This is a local red snapper
which has been salt baked.

Mango salad.
Bon appetit.

Thank you.

Like the shirts, guys.

These fish is insanely good.

I love the mango with it.

What are you not using?

And then I’ll clean it.

Let’s put the stuff
back in the fridge.

- Yeah.
- And these back in the cupboard.

There’s a lot to be said
for being a sous chef.

It’s a lot of work.
It’s a lot of an adjustment,

but Tzarina’s a
great boss to have.

If I can make her proud,
do the job

and just assist in it
any way possible,

I’m going to learn a lot.

Super-sous.

Sous!

Do you have a type?

I thought that I do,

but I don’t know how
well it’s working for me.

So it’s probably time
to switch it up.

So now what?
We take the buttons off?

No, it’s just the buttons
with the pens.

So what’s your type?

Maybe a little redneck vibe.

A little, yeah, exactly.

Someone bring me a damn beer.

I was----ing joking, Adair.
That’s sad.

Mm-hmm.
Thank you.

- How was it?
- It was so good.

Yeah? Perfect.

Just to let you know,
we are clearing.

Copy.

I have an obsession with baths.

- We know.
- Bats?

- Baths.
- Bats?

In the bath, I turn the TV on.

Oh, you’re obsessed with baths.

- In the bath.
- I thought you mean bats.

- Oh, I like them too.
- Oh.

[laughing]

Beautiful.

- I’m so hungry.
- Go eat something.

This is local chicken curry...

Piece by piece,
it’s coming down.

Damn.

Just be careful
because they move a lot.

I’m going to need you
cleaning down after me in a bit.

Yes.

Oh, and the shirts are open.

- Woo!
- Woo!

[ululating]

Oh, my God.

We’re sticking with
the local theme,

so we have a local chicken curry
with caramelized pineapple.

Enjoy.

Mm.

That is insanely good.

Ready?
Tighty whities.

This is, like,
my favorite meal.

Boys, you know what?

That’s actually very nice.

Mm-hmm.

Wow, boys.

[laughing]

Oh, my Lord!

- [laughing]
- Oh, my God.

I’m seeing inner thigh hair.

Mamma mia.

I couldn’t imagine
eating my cake

and turning over have
silver crotch in my face.

[laughing]

Wihan, be quick about it.

My butt cheeks are hanging out.

Wow!

That’s so cool.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Oh, listen to this now.
I’m not happy about this.

You did a strip tease
the other day.

Yeah, I wasn’t so naked.

[laughing]

I had my own underwear
on that fit me.

I thought you’re a
world-class stripper.

- That fit me well.
- What’s wrong with you?

Like, are you for real?

I’m her equal on this boat,
and she’s bossing me around

like I’m one of her minions.

It’s----ing annoying.

Like, this is really
pissing me off.

Ladies!

Oh, my God!
Get the phone out!

It’s dessert time.

I was not expecting this.

Oh, I like that.

[laughing]

Oh, wow.

Thank you, boys.
Well done.

Thank you so much.

Ladies, enjoy your dessert.

- Wow.
- That was impressive.

So, for dessert, you have
a rum and coconut cake.

You have caramelized pineapple
and local saffron meringue.

Enjoy.

This is so good.

- I could just drink this.
- So delish.

- Good work.
- That was not fun.

Why did you do it then?

Well, what are you
going to say? No?

Could have said no.

Why could we not be in
our Hawaiian board shorts?

What’s the difference in doing
that and doing speedos?

I feel uncomfortable with
my butt cheeks all hanging out,

and the whole thing is
going up my butt crack.

He put on these hot pants.

He looked at himself
in the mirror,

and he said,
yep, I’m going to wear them,

and he went out
and he served the food.

This is not about
the silver hot pants.

This is personal.

I think that was a bit too far.

Was it good?
Did they go crazy?

- So good.
- That was good.

I think that was a bit too far.

I mean, that’s not really
a piece of clothing.

Was it a good fit?
They are quite tight.

I didn’t feel very comfortable.

She can’t help
what arrives, though.

I don’t think she
wrote to them saying,

I need the smallest, tightest...

No one’s forcing
anyone to do it.

Yes, there’s peer pressure.

I think there’s a lot more
than what has happened today.

I just think it’s over the line.

Thanks.

I don’t think it
was her intention.

I need to leave.

Good night, ladies.
Turning in.

- Are you going to bed?
- Yeah. Turning in.

We might be the easiest
charter you guys ever had.

We love our room.

It’s so beautiful.

Yeah?
Oh, I’m happy to hear.

Beautiful ladies.

Sure.

Thank you, babe.

How’s your night... day?

- It’s good.
- First day on charter.

I like them.
I think they’re great.

- Is that so?
- They’re really nice.

Just do the floors,
get into bed.

I’m going to
put the pastries out,

have a shower,

and crack on with
my list for tomorrow.

Thanks for a lovely day.

Thank you for
being so incredible

and above and beyond.

I just need to get it
in the right hands first

because I’ve had
a thing with Marina.

I don’t want Marina to see it.
She might throw it away.

Do I write my name?
Like, love.

No, don’t write love.
That’s...

This girl is always
making me nervous.

I always have butterflies
in my stomach when I see her.

Now it’s just up to her,
how she’s going to take it.

I’m extremely anxious,
just thinking to myself.

[bleep].

[laughing]

- It’s done.
- It’s done now.

- Thanks for your help today.
- Yeah, absolutely.

I really do appreciate that.

I’m exhausted,
but I’m happy.

Good.

This room is a mess.

Stop it.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, God.
What is this?

There’s three pages.

Oi, Adair’s in the cabin,
so she’s got it.

So sleep easy.

I’m going to
sleep easy for sure.

All right, brother.
Ciao.

Are our fish still alive?

We named them.
This is Jason.

- Where’s the crazy one?
- This is Marina.

She runs around everywhere.

See? Like, get over there.

Where’s the relaxed one?

Wihan’s just floating around.

Just relaxing.
Not doing much.

Adair, I know we
are working together

and spending a lot
of time together.

I want to keep it
professional at all times,

but I won’t lie in saying,

I don’t have
no feelings for you.

There’s still so much I would
like to know about you.

I feel like we have
only touched the surface

of what lies underneath.

I hope to get the opportunity
to explore those depths.

- Good night, Johnny.
- Good night, Marina.

Oi.

You better spill the tea.

I’m sitting on your bench.
How do you feel?

Because it’s you, I don't mind.

That’s so sweet.

So what’s the downlow?

Should I do something
else for Bri?

I don’t want to go
too fast, you know.

Is it cool just
doing what we’re doing?

- She’s interested.
- Are you sure?

What?

I just feel like she’s
not sure if you like her.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I’m so shocked right now.

I can’t believe
what Lara’s saying.

Last charter season,
I moved too quickly with Margot.

And now I’m being told
I’m moving too slowly

and I could lose Bri.

You’re in the like,
oh, now she’s my girl.

- I can just float.
- Right.

Okay.

I really, really like Bri.

The last thing I want is for her
to think that I’m not into her.

Bloody hell,
I don’t know what to do.

Use your imagination.

Okay. Good chat.

Coming up...

Are you good at
making cheeseboards?

It’s for a date.

Did you ask Adair out?

Was she not slightly
put off by the fact

that you’ve gone
through half the crew?

No, baby girl, this is not
going to work like that.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good morning.

Have a good day.

Good morning.

Of course.

Well, now I know
I have a chance here.

I’m in cloud nine.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew,
let’s be prepared to go

to the beach around 11
with guests.

Thank you very much.

I just don’t know
what’s happening.

- Wihan?
- Hello.

What time did you say you were
going to the beach to set up?

They’re going biking at 11.

You’re going to have
two crew members with them

on the bikes,
probably Marina and Adair.

- Johnny will...
- I’m going to do the picnic.

Are you going?

So, Adair riding.
Johnny on the beach.

Chef, you, me.

or Harry.

We’ll start setting up.

I really don’t understand

what’s going through
Wihan’s head right now.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity for the guests.

Nothing is organized.

They leave in a few hours

and it feels like
he’s just winging it.

I just need you to tell me

what time do you think
they would want to eat?

I think they would like to eat
when they come back

from that tour,
and that’s around 12.

Okay.

Hell yeah.

So I take the van and
go to the beach.

Yeah, and send the van back.

Buddy, to get to the beach,

we’ll have set up
and everything.

Yep, it’s less than an hour
to do their lunch here.

So I’m thinking maybe
what might be better,

if you go set up with Johnny,

I’ll go with the
guests and Adair

and do the bike ride with them,

we’ll meet you there
and then we’ll do lunch.

- Okay.
- Good morning.

Good morning.

- Sleep well, yeah?
- Ah, so good.

Oh, my Jesus Christ.

Not good.

- Look how cute this is.
- I want to sit this side.

Wihan and Lara.

It’s going to be a
bit swelly here.

I’m going to arrange a
taxi to take everyone over.

- Sounds good, thank you.
- We’ll stand by.

We’ll start taking
some of this stuff up.

But I just want to have
a quick coffee up there.

- Good morning.
- Oh, good morning.

How did everybody sleep?

Like babies.

Do you mind clearing
your station so we can

work out guest lunch, please?

Okay.

Oh, the breadboard
looks so good.

Looks amazing.

I’m just going to have
to take one for the team.

First one you’re going
to be making is a smoked salmon

and dill cream cheese one.

Okay, I’m going to go
and get ready.

Did you want a sprinkle
of lemon over this?

A little squeeze of lemon
and a tiny bit of pepper.

Thank you for asking.

So what’s the plan?

Basically, I need to do this
as quick as possible

then leave you in the sh--.

I’m so sorry and I apologize
over and over again.

Oh, no, honestly, when I say...

- About the mess.
- I like clearing up mess.

Deck, deck, the taxi should be
here within the next 20 minutes.

So you can start
loading up the tender.

Get that ready to offload
all the goods to go across.

Copy, captain, I’m on it.

- Start packing everything in...
- As soon as we can.

As soon as we can.

[bleep], I don’t know what
to say to you guys.

We are so on top of it.

Yeah.

Can you do the tips of my ears?

It’s all organic.

- All right, I’m off.
- See you this afternoon.

Thank you.

- The cushions are hot.
- Hot cushions, hot cushions.

Okay, tender is on its way
over to the cab now.

I brought wardrobe changes.

Me too.

I’m coming on.

I got it.

Okay...

Someone’s got to look after
the ship, don’t they?

I know.

Okay, you ready
to ride some bikes?

Yep.

La Digue is awaiting.

Come on, b*tches.

- Thank you, Harry.
- No worries at all.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

Well done.
Have a great day.

Bye.

All right, we’re taking
you to this boat,

which will take you
to the island.

Hi, Cap.

Okay, so you’ve been
left with all this.

Harry can help you
with rooms as well.

Oh, that’s lovely.
Thank you.

One small step for you,
one big step for humanity.

- See you.
- Have fun.

Thank you.

All right, here we go.

And Lara’s going to come
on the bike ride.

Okay.

And then give her a hug.

And then whisper in her ear.

Why do you have to do that,

"Do you want to go
on a date with me?"

- After you whisper.
- Yeah.

Well, I’ll take
a shower quickly.

All right, I’ll just...

Shammy the stainless
or something.

Are you good at
making cheeseboards?

Yeah, I’m okay.

Is it a cheeseboard
for yourself?

- No.
- For the guests?

No, it’s for a date.

Did you ask Adair out?

No, not yet.

Do you think she’ll say yes?

I haven’t.

Oh, is that just rumor?

I’m not into any of them.

I think you should
make your own cheeseboard.

Get the knife out.

I’ll show you where
the cheese is, but I’m busy.

Surely you’re not busy.
You’re a sous chef?

No, baby girl, this is
not going to work like that.

Who the [bleep] is this guy?
Like, nah!

Okay, whatever.

No respect.

All right ladies, are we ready?

Have fun.

Okay, thank you.

Let’s hit the streets.

- Thank you.
- You’re very welcome.

Are you our guide?

Yes, I am your
tour guide for today.

Okay, thank you.

Are you excited?
I’m excited.

We have no cart
or anything.

- Oh, we do get baskets!
- I love that.

- I got this one.
- Nice comfy seat.

- I should have brought shoes.
- Yeah, same.

I thought we were just
going on the beach.

Yeah, same.

- Ready?
- Let’s go!

The guests have so much
in store for them today.

We are going on a bike ride

and then we’re going to
see the massive tortoises.

Toot, toot.

A bit worried about
my quiche flying up over there.

[panting]

- Boy, it’s warm.
- It’s so cute here.

This is amazing.

I’m going to lose my head here.

Take the light stuff, the food
and I’ll bring the heavy stuff.

Are these things spiky
on the floor?

- Yeah, try to avoid.
- Ow!

This is quite a walk, Johnny.

- It’s so pretty.
- It’s so pretty indeed.

Oh, my shoulder.

Should we see if we can
put our hands together?

Yeah.

My personal trainer
would be proud of me.

[honking]

Oh, truck.
[laughing]

I got this.

Sh--.

Go ahead.

This is quite a trek.

Where are they
hiding these tortoises?

Lynn wants a pit stop.
Lynn wants a pit stop.

- How’s everybody doing?
- Woo-hoo!

- Wake everyone up.
- [ringing bell]

This bike ride is taking a
lot longer than anticipated.

Wihan said we would be
having lunch at 12,

but something tells me he did
not factor in the travel time.

There is no way
we’re going to be back in time

for lunch at noon.

It’s beautiful here.

Oh, my God.

All right, guys.
So this is L’Union Estate.

Is this where the turtles are?

Yes.
Let’s park our bikes.

So these guys are our
giant aldabra tortoises.

Oh, my goodness.
I’m in love with tortoises.

They can live to over 200 years.

- Whoa!
- So cute.

Can we feed them?

And we’re allowed
to feed them also.

Does he have a name?

So cute.

How old is he?

Oh, David, you’re looking good.

- David!
- Oh, he’s divine.

He’s so cute.
Look at his little face.

David, you’re so sweet.

Tzarina, Tzarina, our bike ride
took a lot longer than expected.

It’s all static.

And we still need
to see the tortoises,

so we are going
to be a bit delayed.

Lara, Lara, Adair, Adair.

[static]

Careful.

Do we have a rough
time from them?

I’m going to radio Lara.

Lara, Lara, Adair, Adair.

Anyone, anyone?

I’m worried about the flies.

They don’t bite there, do they?

- Oh, he likes that.
- Oh, Lara.

Well, I was excited when
it all got set up,

- and now I’m getting worried.
- I know.

It’s gone from everything that's
so nice to my cream is melting.

Adair, Adair.

Not your food, flies.

Lara, Lara.

Okay, ladies, who’s hungry?

I think we’re going
to have to wrap it up.

Adair, Adair,
Johnny, do you copy?

[static]

Oh, my gosh.

I think this is the most
unorganized beach picnic...

- Yes.
- I’ve ever been involved with.

No timings, no communication,
no logistics.

We are meant to be three
heads of department,

and we can’t even
do a simple picnic.

This is complete bullsh--.

Wihan, like, what is this?

It’s really frustrating.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

I have to ask for your blessing.

I would like to set up a
guest cabin to have a snuggle.

Yes, you have my blessing.

When he was on lates,
zero complaints.

- Well, what am I doing wrong?
- I don’t know.

There’s a bit of negativity...

I would like for him
to have my back.

When you discipline,
then there’s time

for the banter, the fun.

This is not how
I want to manage it.

I don’t think
the deck team respects you,

and I don’t think
they do what you say.

I’m not making beds outside.
I’m working with cranes.

You have an explanation
for everything.

You’ve not once gone...