01x08 - Prom Night

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

What?

Sorry I haven't come
to you sooner

about the galley concerns.

He's just constantly
making excuses.

I'm gonna look into that.
We need to get it right.

Ooh, ooh.
Is anyone else excited?

High-flying aerospace
engineer Jenale

expects the highest
quality cuisine.

Cool idea.

Do you guys know if this is,
like, the actual main course?

I'm sure there's more coming.

I need some carbs
or something.

This whole table of protein,
nothing to go with it.

Get some sides out, rather
than them asking for stuff.

I hate it, man.

Having a back-up chef...
that's probably a good idea.

Would you prefer to rotate each
charter, or do two, two, two?

Two, two.

So, you'll be on
service again next.

I would rather have
Tumi on service.

We ordered a c*ck.

They don't taste
like gluten-free ones.

Are the crackers gluten-free?

- You said yes.
- No, I didn't.

Ah, yeah, that's what
you said on the radio.

I need to stop being
so ----ing nice.

You've still got
a tangle in that?

Yeah.

That's gotta be
done pre-charter.

This is the bit
that will annoy me...

the preparation not done,
and me waiting.

Anchor in the pocket.

Oh... what's going on there?

It's time to apply
the pressure

of what the
expectation should be.

Captain, go slower, please.
It's too fast, mate.

Way too fast.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

The line for me is safety.

I'm doing everything safely.

I don't have a team
of people

that are 100 percent
competent with everything.

You need to have this
conversation with your crew.

I know that. I know.

I'm just telling you things
that should be done.

If he tries to tell you to
do anything unsafe, come to me,

because I'm not ----ing dealing
with that bullsh--.

Captain wants us to
change things up,

because he wants to
be in a rush,

and he wants to put pressure on.

- Yeah.
- I don't give a *bleep*.

We're still gonna
do sh-- safely.

Had a chat to him, he didn't
like me having a chat to him.

Well, I don't give a *bleep*.

It's not necessary to rush.

He went too fast.

The lines went straight
through my hands.

Like, if he tries to tell
you to do anything unsafe,

- you come to me.
- Yeah.

- I'm not dealing with unsafety.
- Yeah.

And if he's gonna
----ing continue this bullsh--

- I'm out of this ----ing boat.
- Yeah, yeah.

Pick up the pace when
you're confident

with certain
things, obviously.

Yeah.

But when it comes to dangerous
sh--, smooth is fast.

He's not happy,
I'm not ----ing happy,

so we'll see what happens.

Jamie's under pressure
from Captain Jason right now,

and he's not dealing
with it properly.

Calling the captain unsafe
is something

that I definitely
don't agree with.

Like, you know, the guy's
been a captain for 20 years.

Like, he's the,
like the ----ing captain.

- Just change into your blacks.
- Okay.

Nice lipstick you have.

- Let's do this.
- Side of water, please.

Damn, Tee.

She want a shot of
sparkling water.

- You're fired.
- You're fired.

- Let's do it.
- Oh, yes!

- Yeah?
- Awesome.

Cheffy, the guests
are now sitting down.

The guests wanted more food
for lunch,

so for this pasta extravaganza

we have rigatoni bolognaise
with mushroom risotto,

vodka penne, a spinach
and ricotta agnolotti,

a semolina polenta,
a seafood linguini.

Some of it is gluten-free...
blegh.

All right.

Jason's the captain.

I just need to find a way
to get through this.

I have to be a leader.
I can't be rattled.

- Okay, so I can take this?
- This, yeah.

And you've got some
gluten-free options.

Yeah, the risotto's
gluten-free right now.

Yeah.

I got a gluten-free bolognaise
that'll be going up.

Daddy.

You keep saying daddy...
who's daddy?

Captain Jason.

[laughing]

All right, we've got quite
a few dishes coming out,

so I'll just give you guys a
little taster of each pasta.

Oh!

I've got the mushroom risotto.

It's gluten-free, and it's
got some truffle on top.

- Oh!
- Ooh.

I'll leave this one next to you.

I appreciate it.

Mm.

Yeah.

Deck crew, slowing down
now, get ready.

Cap, I'm ready to
pull that tender in.

- It's all yours.
- Copy.

Culver, pull that line in, bro.

*bleep*

I understand Jamie's a medical
officer on his last boat.

He's sensitive
to safety concerns.

But I've got 20 years'
experience on the boat.

If he feels unsafe,
it's because he was rushed

and he wasn't prepared,
and that's on him.

Drop, drop.

Two shackles in the water.

- Okay, lock that off.
- Copy.

Yep.

How are you finding everything?

It doesn't have, like,
a good taste to it.

- It doesn't?
- It's, like, too bland.

Oh, okay.

- I wish there was more garlic.
- Okay.

- It just needs, like, garlic.
- All right.

- More garlic.
- I'll let him know.

Yeah, I shouldn't
have to add salt.

Can never have too much garlic.

So, a couple of the
guests say that

- the risotto was a bit bland...
- Okay.

and they'd like a garlic oil or
something they can pour in it.

- Yeah.
- Awesome.

That was pretty bland.
I ----ed that one up.

- Garlic oil.
- Beautiful.

If you have to put
salt on your food,

in my house, it's disrespectful.

- Yeah.
- You shouldn't have to add salt.

Some people play
it safe, though.

Does anyone want any polenta?

No, thanks.

Would you like more hot sauce?

I'm a saucy gal.
I'm a saucy...

I have a tattoo on my bum,
it says, "So sassy, so saucy."

I didn't see it.

- All good?
- Another home run.

In the morning, we're
going diving, you and I.

- Are we?
- Yes.

- Oh, can we?
- Yes.

Oh, my God, this is so cool!

What about chef?

I live in Florida.

- That's, like, bucket list!
- Mm-hmm.

Sh--.

You know when you're so
happy that you don't know

how to process the happiness?

I get to go SCUBA diving

in ----ing Australia,

for my job.

This is so cool.

It's a good dive, too.

Blegh.

Done.
That's it for me.

- You done?
- Yeah, I'm done.

Not the best.

Brittini, can I see
you on sundeck?

Copy that, I'm on my way.

I tried to do too many pastas

when I probably should have
just three ----ing things

and just, like,
k*lled those three things.

Grab a protein bar for now.

- Hey.
- What's up?

You should try
the mushroom risotto.

I wanna just know whose
are all of these.

What?

Oh, Jesus.

Soak.

Hey, Brittini, I got asked to
tell you guys to step up again.

Is he just not happy
with everything?

Mm-mmm, we need to start picking
up the pace with things.

Is he having an issue
with how I'm working?

It's not an individual thing.

Okay.

It's how the team's working... inefficient.

But I think we're
doing all right.

You're good at a lot of things,

but we need to make it
better at everything.

but I actually can move
up in this.

It's not just, like,
a *bleep*-around career.

Like, I can actually
make this a career.

Believe in yourself.
You got it.

Okay.

Tumi, Tumi, go to bed, please.

Copy, thank you.

- I am done.
- Pasta just does it to you.

Be on deck at 7:00.

Have a good night.

Yeah, you too, good night.

Good night, chica.

All right, I'm finished now.

- You can go lay down.
- Um...

Yeah, of course, sure.

No worries.

Mm.

[vomits]

Ugh!

Hold the door!

- Hurry up!
- I gotta walk around.

How was it, guys?

You might wanna clean...
let that water out, because...

Somebody vomited.

Don't worry, we gotta
take it out anyway.

Something is wrong in there.

There's some, like,
leaves or something,

maybe from the mojito
or something.

Hey, Benny?

So, the guests are off
from the Jacuzzi.

Yes?

However, it looks
really sh--.

*bleep* oh.

*bleep*

- Like, I don't know...
- Did someone vomit?

Yeah, it looks like vomit.

Are you ----ing kidding, mate?

How could you vomit
in a Jacuzzi, man?

They didn't do that.

They didn't do that,
but they did.

I don't need this in
my life right now.

Gross.

Coming up...

Some constructive criticism.

Yeah?

You're very home-foody,
and it'd be nice

to actually see some
Instagram stuff.

You're not my priority,
I really don't care.

Step up.

How could you vomit
in a Jacuzzi, man?

- Yuck.
- Gross.

I'm just gonna drain it.
Thanks, Magda.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

*bleep*

*bleep*

Cleaning vomit out
of a spa bath at, like,


----ing ridiculous.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

Oh, that's crazy.

[phone rings]

[speaking Polish]

[alarm beeping]

I don't wanna get up.

Oh.

How are you today?

Yeah?

Not fighting.

I'm just, like,
you know, worried about

the girls around all the time.

Yeah, how long have
you guys been together?

- Five months.
- Oh, okay.

It's dumb when you've been
given things to worry about,

because then when you're apart

it's like that's all
you're gonna be focusing on.

Because I feel so
lucky with Scott that, like,

I don't know, it's just
nothing like that at all.

- Mm.
- I don't blame Magda.

Like, I feel sorry for her.

Because with Scott, when
I'm doing a charter season,

he's just, like,
thinking about me.

He is so secure.

It's just so nice to have that.

- Do you feel insecure?
- A little bit.

When I'm out drinking and stuff,
I'd never look at my phone.

Mm.

He doesn't expect me to,
either you know?

Yeah, kind of.

Super glad that you have
your best relationship,

but you don't have to
make me feel that

I'm doing something wrong,

and my relationship
is not as good as yours.

I feel like
she's judging me a lot.

Well, I hope that's something
that you guys can work on.

Work on, yeah.
Well, he's trying.

All right.

Jamie, come to the bridge.

Yeah, copy.

Eww, I can smell it.

Morning, we have to run over
and get the divers from Argo,

bring them back over here.

- All right.
- Yeah.

Yeah, the other crew
have responded well.

They're thinking ahead.

- Yeah.
- Let's reset.

- Let's have a good day.
- All right.

Thank you very much.

All right, what are we doing?

We have to unlock these.

Okay.

So, captain says okay, drop,
drop, drop, what are you doing?

- I drop.
- What are you dropping?

- What am I dropping?
- How are you dropping it?

I don't know where Jason and
I stand right now,

but one thing
we do agree on

is this deck team needs
to become stronger.

It's just gonna be all in that.

- How you feeling?
- Ugh.

What coffee would you like?

- A latte, please.
- Latte, regular milk?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Cool.

Perfect, thank you.

*bleep* me, I'm so sick.

Can I get a cappuccino
with almond milk?

- Almond latte.
- Almond latte?

- Yeah.
- Sure.

- Tumi, Tumi.
- Go ahead.

You may as well go
start some cabins.

Copy that.

Magda, Magda, can you
start two almond lattes

and one cappuccino?

Okay.
Because it's one shot, right?

This one for latte, right?

No, not this one.

Okay, um...

Almond, all almond.

- Magda, honestly.
- Sorry.

I hate making coffee.

Yeah, you need to
get way quicker.

The couple-first charters,
even if I've done a mistake,

she was never pointing it
out this much as right now.

On my previous boat I was also
dealing with judgmental girls.

Like, so many stereotypes about
models from Eastern Europe.

It doesn't mean I'm stupid,

doesn't mean I'm lazy and
don't know how to do things.

Hi, coffee for you guys.

Thank you.

I cleaned vomit out of
the spa from 1:00 a.m.

Eww, gross.

Ryan, what's the general plan?

Like, baller egg sandwiches,

scrambled eggs, bacon,
sausage, cured salmon.

Well, I like flavor too, but
I ----ing got ahead of myself

and tried to do 900 things.

Yeah.

Aesha thinks it's her boat.

She thinks she's
the perfect little angel.

It's like, go clean
a toilet bowl.

So obnoxious.

All right, all right, all right.

You can pick up
the divers now, Jamie.

- Copy that.
- Thanks, mate.

So, Tumi's down doing cabins.

- Yes.
- Just get the tables set.

- Yep, yeah.
- Yeah.

Do you want tongs
for each plate?

That's up to you guys.

Are you guys ready to eat?

- Yes!
- Is the pope Catholic?

Is he?

- Cheffy...
- Yeah?

We have six people seated
at the table.

- All right.
- You gonna go down?

- Yeah.
- See you later.

Bye!

- Okay, guys.
- Yay!

These are banana pancakes too.

Salt-cured salmon.

Scrambled eggs.

- Yay!
- Would you like a sausage?

Maybe just some bacon.

You want bacon?

Pancakes, and some
maple syrup is on the way.

Yes!

This is the best meal we've had.

Mm.

Brittini's going to
dress up tonight.

Why am I?

We're gonna put you in a dress.

I've never been to prom.

You've never been to prom?

No, I kinda chose not to go
to my prom,

kind of just out of, like,
fear of not getting,

like, asked out,
which I didn't get asked out,

so that's why I was,
like *bleep* it.

I never had any
romantic physical connections

with guys in high school.

I've never had a prom date.

I don't think I've ever
been to a dance with a guy.

Like, I'm really excited.

- Who's your date tonight?
- I don't know.

What about Culver?

Oh, no.

No, that is not...

No.

- Prom night.
- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you gotta dress up,
prom night.

Are we all taking a crewmember?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.

So, do you guys all have your
dates for prom night tonight?

We were thinking about all
of us pairing up

with one of the crewmembers.

Pick the crewmember out
of the hat,

and that's the one
they will take to prom.

That's cute.

I love that!

- Yeah.
- Let's do it now.

- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.

We're all gonna be someone's
date for prom tonight.

Oh, nice.

And they wanna pick the
names out of this hat.

Yeah.

All right, let's rock and roll, baby.

And Captain's in there too, so
someone's got the big-dog date.

I'm excited, I've been
letting the crew

have all their fun and
I feel a little bit left out.

Okay, three, two, one...

- Yeah!
- Ah!

[shouting]

- Oh!
- Yes!

- I got a big dog!
- Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yay!

Magda.

Nice!

So, they picked one
name out of a hat,

and so we've all got a date.

- So, I'm going with Tee.
- Yes!

- Magda's got Tom.
- Tom?

- Oh, God.
- Oh, Jenale got you.

I'm not trading
Culver for anyone.

She's not trading.

And he was like,
"Tumi, she's a real one."

That is so cute.

I love that they wanna
interact with us,

they wanna get to know us,
and my date is the primary.

One day I will be
married to a primary.

Ryan, are you one of the dates?

Probably not.

Chief stews never
include the chef.

We need a date for you.

I don't need to be there.

Being excluded from
the crew kinda sucks.

*bleep* you, Aesha.

I don't wanna do sh--.

Coming up...

There has to be some stage
where we just go boom,

let's get into it.

They felt, though,
a little bit rushed today.

Nothing has been done
unsafe at all.

Deck crew, deck crew, make your
way to the swim platform.

Copy that.

Nice, Brittini, good job, there.

Thanks, Culver.

- Hello.
- Hey, mate, how are you?

Hiya, Cap Kevin,
good to see you.

Hey, Kev, good to see you again.

Ben, Ben, we're gonna
have you go with the guests

- to the reef.
- Copy that.

I'll get the
dive instructor up here now

to give you a little brief,

and we'll get ready
in the background.

- Yep.
- How are you all?

Good, how are you?

Damn straight, g.

This means go up,
this means let's go down.

This just means stop.

I wanna get you guys
in the water.

Yay!

You have to do that yourself.

- Whew.
- Let's go, guys.

Okay, I'm gonna go do laundry.

So, right now we're gonna
get these decks done.

We'll get another two towels
on those sundeck chairs.

- Did it.
- Good girl.

Good girl, like you're a dog.

Woo!

Oh, my God.

- The Great Barrier Reef.
- Yeah.

So, Jason, when
you're comfortable,

we'll go as close
up next to that reef

as you are happy to go.

Ooh!

Same!

Even just seeing the reef
there, like,

this is a dream.

- If you could grab a seat.
- I'd love to.

- Weight belt.
- Okay.

And in the other hand,

you're holding your mask
and the regulator... perfect.

That's it, roll straight back... beautiful.

Being underwater is
almost like being able

to visit another planet.

There's all these animals
down there

that you've barely seen before,

and you're just down there in
this weird suit, going along,

like, perving at everything,
like you're this alien visitor.

It's amazing.

Woohoohoo!

- No, that's a pleasure.
- That was so amazing.

Wow.

Today is
make-your-own-sandwich day.

This is why I'll never have abs.

Ugh!

---ing ironing board.

Oh, my God.

I swam off and
followed the turtle.

- That's good.
- There was a turtle?

- Yeah, it was beautiful.
- Nice.

- Yay!
- Woo!

Yes.

Culver, it looks like
they're right there.

Magda, Magda, can you
get guest towels?

Okay.

- Hey.
- Welcome back.

Watch your heads, guys.

Yeah, prom night,
so I'm pre-planning.

Hey, Aesha, did you
get any corsages?

Corsages?
Yeah.

These cleats are,
like, really, like...

- They are.
- Sharp, almost.

When you're doing it,
just be, like,

one, two, three...

Brittini and Culver, can we
clean out this boat, please?

Yeah.

So, I'm just gonna
have a shower.

- Do it.
- And then I'll come back up.

- No, take your time, really.
- Okay.

Guess what, I'm getting
my sh-- done.

Smack the butt.

Oh, yeah, I like this sound.

Woo!

Yes!

I can't believe she
just ----ing...

I'm gonna take my break.

Like, get the *bleep*
outta here.

It's like, in reality,
you could actually lose

a chief stew position if
everybody did their job.

A couple more dishes you have
to do, that's about it.

I get your point, but this
is, like,

more a personal thing,
I would say, like...

No, it's...
I'm over it.

I know Aesha is doing her best,

but I don't think she's
the best communicator.

So, sometimes some of
us are getting

our feelings hurt
because of her.

You could literally
eliminate that job.

- Whatever.
- It's a waste of a bed.

- Ah!
- Oh.

Do you need anything to drink?

- A mango daiquiri, please.
- Mango daiquiri.

- Strawberry daiquiri.
- And strawberry daiquiri.

Yeah, Matt is making
a corsage for his date.

So, I've got, like,
a starter for you.

Yeah, right,
my drink's nearly gone.

- Another one?
- Yeah, why not?

Okay.

- Strawberry...
- Thank you.

And a mango for you.
Mwah, enjoy.

Ben, can you prep the
tender for tow?

Brittini and Culver,
be on the bow, please.

Copy that.

Mind if I lift the anchor in?

That's fine.

Tender is three meters off.

All right, ready to go.

Hold on.

Okay, to unblock,
to get the anchor up...

You gotta take both brakes off

and twist all the way
to the left.

But if it's engaged,
it would spin, right?

If it's engaged, it's gonna
spin with the chain.

So, it's not spinning.

Foredeck, are you lifting now?

- What'd you say?
- The top isn't spinning.

Brittini, let's go.

- Did the chain move with it?
- No.

What the *bleep*?

*bleep* me.

The top isn't spinning.

What the *bleep*?

Brittini, what's going on?

What's happening?

This should be moving, right?

No, you've got the
wrong control, here.

Oh sh--.

- You okay?
- Yeah, just flustered.

Okay, we're good now.

- You all good?
- Yeah.

Okay.

One shackle in the water.

Okay, start feeding that
out, Jamie, please.

Copy that, feeding out.

Oh, do you want me to
take that blender down?

- Yeah.
- Thanks, girl.

You're welcome.

Magda...
Sh-- is gonna annoy me.

Was it for me?

Anchor is home,
anchor is home.

Copy, we're all good to go.

Good work, thank you very much.

It's a great place to
watch the sunset, actually.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, awesome!
Love it.

- Dude.
- You okay, Brittini?

I'm just, like, really pissed.

What happened?

- Like, a stupid mistake.
- Ooh, yeah.

I think you're doing great.

When you try to
push that pace...

Yeah.

you're gonna forget
little things.

That's exactly what it
was, and I was frustrated.

And don't be hard on
yourself, all right?

I promise you.

That's such a little thing,
you grabbed the wrong remote.

- Cool? Yeah.
- Thank you.

We should start getting ready.

Yeah, you should start
getting ready.

Start pulling for dinner.

We need to blow up balloons.

- I love that... no!
- Oh!

[laughing]

This is so cool.

Yeah, copy.

What time's dinner again, 8:00?

Dinner at 8:00, correct.

The charter guests requested
an Asian night with prom.

I don't see the connection,
but kimchi, fried rice,

bao buns, bok choi,
and Wagyu steak.

I gained a lot of culinary
experience in Asian foods.

Such unique flavors,
so make a lot of food,

keep everybody happy.

I'm feeling pretty good.

What dresses are y'all wearing?

Prom dresses.

Which one am I wearing?

- Do you want one of those?
- It's very prom.

I just ordered them
from the provisioner.

So cute.

How did the crew
take stepping up a bit?

Like, they felt they were
a little bit rushed today.

But I need to build
their confidence

before they go into
being more efficient.

We're nearly halfway
through our charter season.

Yeah.

There has to be some stage
where we just go

hey, boom, let's get into it.

Your team sits there,
sh-- not done,

and all the sh--
are coming in...

...responsibility for that.

What did you learn,
what could you be

better prepared with so
you don't feel rushed?

If you give them a bit
of a push, they do step up.

Mm-hmm.

Nothing has been
done unsafe at all,

and that's all I'm asking...

for you to go out there and just
tell your team let's respond.

I was an athlete
when I was younger,

and I had a Russian coach.

He was hectic.

If you were five minutes
late to practice,

you would be running
until you spewed.

I put my animosity towards him
aside and gained resilience.

And now, it's gonna be the
same situation with Jason.

Just a little kick up the a*s
for everyone.

You're a good leader, and just
go and give it a little push.

We're gonna get there, but we
still will do things safely.

- All right.
- Cap, thank you.

Service has to be perfect tonight

because Captain's
sitting with them.

Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew,
get ready for anchoring.

Copy, Cap, Brit's on
the way to the anchor.

- Drop.
- Copy.

Three in the water.

Okay, lock that off nice
and tight.

I look sexy, g*dd*mn it.

Brittini, you look beautiful.

- Really?
- I got 30 minutes.

Mm.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

- Yes!
- Woo!

Yay!

Oh, my God!

Oh, yeah!

[shouting, chattering]

I found my soulmate,

especially after she
vomited in the spa.

It made me flutter inside.

Let's go, baby.

Woohoo!

Oh!

[shouting]

Come on, peoples,
Cheffy wants to cook.

- Yes!
- Group photo!

Cheffy, Cheffy...

Copy that.

- Prom photo!
- I haven't done a prom photo.

*bleep* 'em.

Where's Ryan?
Is Ryan coming?

- Yeah, he...
- Ryan!

[whistling]

Do you want me to go get Ryan?

Yeah. He might be
annoyed with me.

---ing stupid.

- Hey, Ryan?
- Mm?

- Ryan?
- Yo?

Can you come and take
a photo for us, please?

Yeah.

- Call Ryan.
- Ryan!

Where's Ryan?

- I don't know, Ryan?
- Yo?

Can you come and take a
photo for us, please?

Yeah.

Cool.

Okay, I'll take one,
I'll take one.

Not yet, wait.

- Here we go.
- Ryan's here now.

I didn't wanna go
to prom anyway.

- Oh, yeah.
- Ah.

Three, two, one...

Prom!

Woo!

Thank you, Ryan.

Woo!

We gotta, like, push them,

because this food
can't hold much longer.

Okay.
Communicate with her.

I'm gonna go do cabins.

I'm plating food.

Ooh, the dates are sitting
next to each other.

Yeah, I know, but
the food's gonna be ruined,

so I'm going ahead.

Ben, you go and have a
little rest for an hour.

Could one or two be able
to help run food up?

- Yep.
- Do you want us to take things?

I'm putting it all
out right now,

so you're gonna need every
single person to carry plates.

That's what we're doing.

Thousand dollars' worth of
steak melting away.

I just created
this beautiful prom night,

and now I have to clean cabins
and miss all the fun.

And it's just like, why
is Cinderella Tumi here?

Hey, where's my radio?

I think this is the most
successful prom

that I have had,
and it's my first.

- Aw!
- It's definitely my first prom.

Here's to new adventure,

and thank you for coming on
here and sharing with us.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

- To NASA!
- Cheers!

All right, let's run food.

Just take the kimchi up, take
the fried rice, the bok choi.

- Okay.
- Leave the steak.

- Wow!
- Ah!

- Would you like some bok choi?
- Yes, please.

Oh, wow.

Like a bao bun?

- Yes, thanks.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, girl.
- Everybody's quiet.

Mm, oh, my God.

- Ah, is that all?
- That is it.

How is everything?

- It's all good? Yay!
- Thank you so much.

Amazing.

This dinner's a little bit confusing.

I'm staring at
a big slab of pork,

which I need to use my utensils.

I've got the bun,
which I'm gonna use my hand.

And then I've got the bok choi,
which is in a bowl.

The presentation's not there.

Mm!

Even if it is simple food,
you can still do a presentation

and show that you've
put some effort in,

because that's the standard
that any yacht should be at.

Where are you gonna base
yourself when you're done?

- I live in the Philippines.
- Wow.

I've got a little resort
over there, a five-bedroom.

Mm!

Yeah, we'll definitely have to
get the details of the place.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, I mean, like, just
have a look at it, and, like...

- Gabby, why are you blushing?
- Why are you turning red?

I've been hot and sweaty
since I walked up here.

Why?

After dinner,
we'll move upstairs

and go to the prom after-party.

Woo!

I'm done with cabins.

Oh amazing, please knock off
now and start at 6:30.

- Copy, good night.
- Oh, thank you.

Thank you, darling.

So, basically, tidy crew mess
as per usual, take out trash.

Mini-blade bridge windows,
take down the disco ball.

- Yeah.
- All right, man, cheers.

Appreciate it.

Thank you for dinner,
I really appreciate it.

Come on, guys!

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Welcome to prom!

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Hey!

Yo!

- Yeah!
- Hey, buddy!

Go, Captain, go, Captain!

Yeah!

- Woo!
- Wow!

Yeah!

I hear the music,
and things go mad.

I can't believe
what I'm seeing!

- See ya, guys.
- Thank you so much.

- Oh!
- It's hot.

Whew.

All right...

What a great evening.

I'm full of good energy
and power to work.

- Yeah.
- I think the party's over.

- Yeah.
- I'm pretty pooped, so...

- Good night.
- You going?

- Good night.
- Mm.

- Is it all good?
- Perfectly fine.

Yeah.

Sleep tight, bye-bye.

Sleep tight, ladies.

- Good night.
- Good night.

I'm so tired.

- I know.
- It's not even funny.

Uh... nothing.

Thank you, my
night shift partner.

- Oh, it's been lovely, darling.
- Yeah.

Good night.
See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow morning.

Um, Culver?

What's up, brother?

You good to go when we dock?

I just gotta
get my heavings...

You've got one fender,
where's the other one?

My... my heaving lines,
I got one, two,

and then I got just some
monkey fists in here.

I didn't know where
Jamie was heading.

I thought he was tiptoeing
towards a bit of a mutiny.

This just saved us
a good bit of time.

Copy, copy.

But I actually think that's
what he needed,

was a little bit of a push,
and he's becoming a leader.

Hold on, let me get
my training wheels on.

They're some big
training wheels.

How are we, you get some sleep?

I slept all right, I was tired.

Some constructive criticism.

Yep, I love criticism.

Those buns last night, a bit
dry, with the duck meat?

Oh, I know.

What about their salads and
greens, and a bit more color.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

I don't know.

You're very home-foody,

and sometimes home food's
absolutely perfect.

- Yeah.
- You know, with a step up.

It'd be nice to actually see
some Instagram stuff, you know?

Yep.

They want French toast
this morning.

All right, French toast.

Captain can give me all
the feedback he wants.

He's just a guest
at their table.

I'm not feeding him.

We work on the boat together.

You're not my priority.
I really don't care.

Dude, crushing it.

Coming up...

I think I'm learning a lot.

Yeah, but it's just laundry...

Captain's...
it's still not quick enough.

Like, I'm really trying,
but it's just never

good enough for her.

It looks like ----ing sh--.

I'm using all the eggs
on French toast.

These are my last dozen.

Okay.

Oh, you're joking?

What the *bleep* has she been
----ing doing all day?

I heard you guys
screaming for Captain.

- Did he do The Worm?
- Yes.

I ----ing knew it.

Can we have a chat?

Yes.

Once again, laundry's a mess.

No, why is this not on?

I would knock her on the head.

I always tell Magda between any
time that you're doing drinks,

you need to be,
like, cleaning, and...

Just say, listen,
you need to do...

- Yeah.
- A half an hour of laundry

- before you go to bed.
- Yeah.

What the *bleep* is
Magda doing at nighttime?

These are just basic things

that should be done
before she clocks off.

Next trip,
Tumi swaps back to nights.

She will definitely
be doing laundry...

- Okay.
- ...before she goes to bed.

Well, she's down there now.

So, the next time
Magda's on nights,

I will just remind her
about the laundry.

She wants to be doing
a good job,

so I'm trying to figure out
a way to correct her

without making her feel like
a piece of sh--.

- Keep an eye, yeah.
- Awesome.

Bam, bam, bah

- Hello, everybody!
- Good morning.

- How are we?
- Morning.

- How are you?
- Shall I take these up now?

If you wanna take
the pastries up,

and we'll send everything
else together.

Sounds good.

I hope French toast
was requested.

- Yes.
- It's 9:14, something to eat.

- Oh, wow.
- Ooh, yes.

- Mm!
- Thank you.

Yum!

Is this, like,
the standard breakfast?

Maybe go to the gym
after this trip.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your whites.

No, you've gotta fold those.

Too bad I never got
to wear this.

Maybe next charter.

Okay, let's get in
positions and stand up straight.

- Woo!
- Yay!

- Mwah!
- Oh!

Capitan!

Thanks so much.

I mean, from start to finish,

it's just exceeding
our expectations.

The pasta bar started
off a little bland,

- a little bland...
- Ah!

...but everything else
was superior.

So, just wanna hand this
over to you.

- Perfect.
- Thank you so much, man.

Comes with that for sure.

- Oh.
- Aw!

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you!

I really appreciate it.

Bye!

Woo!

- Thank you.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Okay, guys,
let's get our blues on.

We'll have a quick meeting
before we go in, okay?

All right, let's do it.

I felt a little short.

- Ah.
- Oh, God.

I think I peaked
too early today.

I peaked at, like, 7:00.

Oh, these are my... yes!

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna have a meeting

in the bridge deck aft salon.

Copy, copy.

Overall, we did very well.

But I think within ourselves,

I think we all know...

Thinking ahead,
from a decks point of view,

I'm sure you can actually see
that between youse all, yeah?

Interior, you guys have got
stuff you've gotta work on.

Chef, we had a little
chat this morning.

We're getting to the time where
we've gotta step up, okay?

As for the tips, the total tip
was $21,100 Australian.

U.S. dollars,
that was $16,230.

So, per person,
that was $1,353 U.S. dollars.

Hats off to everybody.

Thank you.

No doubt you'll be going
out tonight

and spending most of this, so
I wanted to present the helmet.

The winner goes to someone
that can't keep things within,

they keep falling out.

So, the helmet's
gotta go to Mags.

- Ah!
- Whoa!

White gloves, what you use
for service...

Yeah?

Is what I found
inside the toilet.

Which toilet?

Why are those gloves
in your bloody skirt?

No gloves down here anymore.

Sorry.

We make mistakes, right?

Then we learn from the mistakes.

It won't happen again.

So, we'll get this boat in.
Let's keep going.

- Thanks, Cap.
- Thanks, appreciate it.

Good work, team.

All right.

Why do we always have to leave
the ----ing cushions like this?

My feet are so sore.

Interior, do you guys
wanna come to the salon?

Copy, on my way.

Ow.

- Great charter, guys.
- Yeah.

I feel like service just keeps
getting better and better.

Yeah.

Thank you for all of your work.

I know that both of you put
it together, but you're,

like, the brains behind
all these big decorations.

It's such a huge
part of our trips.

Yeah.

And you just nail the sh--
out of it every time.

I love it.

But I think, like, I'm still...
like, I'm learning a lot.

Like, charter from charter
I'm becoming better and better.

Yeah, I think all of us are.

But it's just laundry...
Captain's...

it's still not quick
enough in laundry.

- I think the night person...
- Yeah.

I know that you do this
anyway, but make sure

the machines are always
going round and round and round.

Yeah.

Because I really want
Captain to...

it's just coming down
in the morning,

and it looks like ----ing sh--

because I know it
really bothers him.

- Yeah.
- And then gloves.

Yeah.

Another ----ing glove
in the bloody toilet.

Don't take our
gloves downstairs.

No gloves down those
stairs at all.

I don't know who's doing it,
but it's annoying.

Yeah.

Everything she's saying,
it's specifically for me.

She's bringing out
all my mistakes.

I can see that she has
some problem for me,

but I don't know
what it is, exactly.

So, next charter you'll be doing
mainly laundry and cabins.

Yes.

So, yeah, just do everything
as quickly as ----ing possible.

Like, I'm really trying,

but it's just never
good enough for her.

Like, I'm over it.

All right, well,
we'd better get to work,

and the quicker we do this,
the quicker we can make a drink.

So, everything with
a sense of urgency.

Ugh.

Later this season on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

- Yas!
- Yas!

Yeah!

Yay!

That's insane.

Get the crock outta here.

Woo!

They're going a little
stir-crazy.

[shouting]

What is happening?

One, two, three.

Oh, they're totally
making babies.

Culver, what do you like
in a girl?

Chemistry that almost
feels like a drug.

Like Brittini.

Brittini and Culver
just need to smooch.

- Watch your head.
- Whoa!

I wanna climb up the ladder.

Then they have
to climb up with me.

The laugh... fake.

- The laugh is the worst.
- Just fake.

You're two-faced as *bleep*.

Two-faced.

I just really pride myself
on how hard I work.

This one's for the Thalassa.

Culver, you were drinking
more than the one.

Don't start with me, my friend.

Jamie knows who he thinks he is,

but he doesn't tell
the captain to wait.

Let me finish my dinner,
and you can talk all you want.

Hey... no, no, no, listen,
I don't want your attitude.

I'm your captain.

If you wanna bring it up three
decibels, I'll bring it up four.

With that, I had
to make a decision.

I'm gonna let you go.

Woo!

Ah!

as*h*le.

Okay, drag me the
rest of the way.

Oh, yes!