01x07 - The Safety Dance

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

On this next trip
I was gonna swap you guys

and have Magda on service.

Yeah.

I feel like she's distracted.

[glass shatters]

Did I do something?

But no one likes
telling someone off.

Blondie wants meat,
but not from the shell.

All she had to do was turn
this over, that lazy [bleep].

That's for my favorite
see you next Tuesday.

You gotta play hardball.

It's hard to fight with Ryan
because he's so irrational.

But how many yachts have
you actually worked on?

I don't know, how many
vacuums have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying
pans have you flipped?

You stick to vacuums,
I'll stick to cooking.

His lashing out,
his urge to be heard,

that his defense mechanism.

"How many superyachts
have you worked on?"

Stop, Ryan.

- Back, back.
- Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, my God.

Ben, you need to pay attention
to what you're doing.

I'm sorry.

A good leader
understands everyone's

got a different personality.

That tender, that was
the worst I've seen.

Don't get frustrated with him.

What does frustrate me,
though, is the safety issues.

You continue like this,

you're not gonna
have a ----ing good time.

If Ben keeps this sh-- up,
he's done.

You like me, don't you, Jamie?

I think you're a good guy.

You just need to listen
to me a bit more, that's it.

I just don't think
I'm doing that bad a job.

Remember the other day when
I was pulling up in the tender,

you came in at the same time.

It could have been pretty bad.

- That's not... it's out of...
- It's intense.

- It is intense.
- Mm!

That steak was fire.

The pepper sauce was very good.

I'm so proud of you
for not complaining.

Ryan's happy.
No, no, it was a filet.

Filets aren't a steak.

I'm here to have a good time.

No, look, you continue
like this, you're not gonna

have a ----ing good time.

If you wanna be on the team,

keep going what you're doing
minus the bullsh--.

I gotta...
I gotta wee, though.

- Okay.
- I'll be back.

There you go.

The line for me is safety,

because I don't want anything
to happen to the crew,

him, or anyone.

- Shots.
- Yay!

- Cheers, y'all!
- Hell, yeah.

- I dropped mine.
- Oh, yeah.

- Ryan!
- I dropped my shot.

[bleep] you.
Why you gotta put me on blast?

- Did I offend you?
- Go [bleep] yourself.

- Like, I wasn't...
- Wait.

I was being myself.
I dropped my shot.

So ----ing negative right now,
and it's irritating.

- Just...
- You know what's irritating?

- Why don't you talk about it?
- No... shh, shh, shh.

Why don't you ----ing
shut up for a second?

Okay, Ryan.

Typical ----ing
wanna-be departments

don't give a [bleep]
what I go through.

- Okay.
- So [bleep] y'all.

Copy.

I really don't give a [bleep]
what you think.

- Okay.
- Ryan.

- Who cares?
- Pfft.

Slow your roll, chief stew.

- Ryan.
- I don't wanna sit right now.

Okay, so you're
gonna stand there?

- I'm gonna stand.
- Copy.

Don't move an inch.

Yes, mother.

When Aesha reacts to Ryan,
she sees the as*h*le in him.

Whereas I am like, yes,
you're being an idiot,

you're being a d*ck,
and it's annoying,

because I know and I feel it,

that this is not inherently who
you are 100 percent of the time.

Like, you can be nice.

Do you wanna go to the next bar,

order three rounds
of tequila each,

and just ----ing take it.

Let's go.
We're going.

Cheffy gettin' agitated.

All right, we'll see you there.

Girls' room.

Girls versus boys.

- Oh, my.
- Tequila.

What did you sign up for,
you know?

He needs to learn how to
be a ----ing adult.

Yeah, exactly.

He needs to grow
the [bleep] up.

- Going to Magnums.
- Music!

Whoa-oh-oh!

What are you getting?

I don't know, tequila?

- Woo!
- Yeah!

I'm ready.
I'm ready again.

[shouting]

Yes!
Yes!

Oh, don't do that,
that's so annoying.

You have to drink!

Drink the drink right now.

Come on!
Yes, that's how you do it!

This is how you do it.

Woo!
You gotta be ----ing bold.

It's a crazy job.

It's a ----ing crazy job.

Because I'm, like, looking
at you, and I'm like,

she's a strong woman,
she knows what she wants.

It's refreshing.

That's sweet.

- What?
- I'm having a good night.

Like, what?

He's a complete narcissist,

and you can't reason
with a narcissist.

There's a time and a place...

[shrieks]

Like, so...

Okay.

No, stop.

You gotta be open-minded.

No way.

I need a cigarette.

Let's go outside.

Oh!

[bleep]

Maciek, what are you doing?

Guys, let's go fast!

Let's go, let's go.

- Woo!
- Yay!

- I had a great night.
- It was an amazing night.

- I had a great night.
- That was amazing.

Let's go.

[snoring]

Do you mind if jump
straight in the shower?

No.

Good night.

Oh, my God.

I'm already getting
sexually frustrated.

Oh, can't go in there.

[laughing]

Jamie, he just opened
the door on me naked.

Yes?

Sorry, I just heard giggling,

and I thought there
was a party there.

I was, like...

This crew is probably
the most attractive crew

that I've ever worked with.

Like, from deckhand to
captain and all in between.

We're all hot.

---ing embrace it.

I'm in heat.

I mean, if this is the
most action I get all season,

I'll be ----ing depressed.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

[grunts]

[yawns]

[whistling]

Deck team, deck team,
bridge deck windows,

inboards, outboards,
wash the furniture.

- Copy that.
- Hello!

Hey, mate, how are you?

Look at you, going at it.

- Do you like the laundry room?
- I love it.

- It's looking better.
- Yay!

I'm so happy!

Ah.

Ugh.

I wanna prep some stuff,
but I don't know what.

I'm really tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm not doing anything
----ing elaborate.

Hm.

I hate laziness in people,

because I think it's just such
a weak character trait to have.

I love this.

Growing up and watching
my parents go through

a really terrible divorce, and
mum struggling with alcoholism,

through all of that,
they never stopped

working their ----ing
asses off.

Like, does he not have any sort
of passion or pride or anything?

[chuckles]

Let's hose her down.

- Hey, babe.
- What's up?

Are you a jealous guy when
you're in a relationship?

- Not really.
- Not really?

Why, is your boyfriend jealous?

He really trusts me, but...

So, you're jealous.

Gotcha.

Attention, preference
meeting in the crew mess

in two minutes, please.

I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming...

- Copy.
- I'm here.

Okay, primary charter guest,
Jenale Scarlett.

High-flying aerospace
engineer from Houston,

celebrating a newly
appointed role with NASA.

Joining Jenale,
a few of his friends,

and he expects the
highest-quality cuisine.

Dinner on night one,
handmade pastas.

Gabrielle is gluten and
lactose-intolerant.

Please include seafood, meat,
and vegetarian options.

I'm really hoping this
doesn't go the same way

last charter did, where
I was starting to cook

and then it all went downhill.

Can you just
give me scrambled eggs?

I don't wanna give
you scrambled eggs, come on.

No, I'm serious.
I just wanna eat.

I may not care for these people,

but I still want them
to like my food.

To end their final night, guests
request a prom theme party.

- That's a cool idea.
- Water activities on all days,

a journey to the outer reef
for SCUBA and snorkeling.

I think day one, we'll
probably go to Stonehaven,

do the jet-skiing, and then
Whitehaven, beach setup.

It's gonna be a
jam-packed couple of days.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

- Right-o.
- Oh.

I just banged out
the overheads.

God bless.

Pickle, pickle...

- Captain?
- Yeah?

Do you mind if I talk to you?

Yeah.

Come and talk to me.
Tell me, you're not...

I'm not getting any
feedback from you, and...

Oh, well, Ryan's just
constantly making excuses,

and he's constantly
bagging out the guests.

He doesn't help me
solve problems very well.

Do you see what I've done
with the deck crew?

Yeah.

Spent some time with them,
then let them go?

Yeah.

With Ryan, I'm gonna put
more eyes on what's going on.

I've been hearing things.

The guests have been a
little bit comfortable

and nice, and that's great.

- But I'm gonna look into that.
- Yeah.

- We need to get it right.
- Yeah.

I'm not the kind of person
who goes

and throws people under the bus,

but I'm losing my mind
dealing with Ryan here.

I'm hoping Jason
can do something

so I'm not the bad guy.

I wanna keep going like that.

- Yeah.
- I don't wanna plateau.

No.

Sorry I haven't come
to you sooner

about the galley concerns.

Let's just have
a look at it first.

So, we'll see.

Oh, what's that smell!

No, no, our toilet's
gone again!

- Again?
- No, I can't do this anymore.

No, bad toilet. No, no!

Engineers, engineers,
my toilet is overflowing again.

- Get towels, get towels.
- We need sandbags!

- Hurry!
- Where's the captain?

Jason!

What the [bleep] dude?

Coming up...

I haven't got sight
anymore on these guests,

so I'm gonna go in.

Okay, copy that.

Oh, what's that smell?

No, no, our toilet's gone again!

Oh, my God.

No, I can't do this anymore.

Help, help!

Where's the captain?

Jason!

Ah!

Culver, Culver, Culver,
can you please get the wetvac?

Copy that.

[chuckles]

Engineers, my toilet
is overflowing once again.

[bleep] that.

[chuckles]

Oh, my God, poor Ben.

I can't believe that
it happened again.

Yeah.
Oh!

- Ugh!
- Damn.

Dude, I'm quitting.

I can't take this.

We got this.

Should I put my
mullet on for this?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oo-eee, hold on, now.

Damn, we got a real sh--
situation in here, don't we?

Hey, how y'all doing?
Keith Stone here.

I heard y'all got a little
plumbin' situation goin' on.

You gonna have to hold this,
because this thing

gonna whip around
like an anaconda...

All right.

And you don't want it
all over the room.

Tell me what I gotta do.

All right, hit the power button.

Oh sh--. g*dd*mn, son,
that stinks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we getting
all that wee-wee for you, girl,

don't worry about it.

Watch your face.

[laughing]

Are you all good, my brother?

I'm good, I'm good, man.

Thanks, Daddy.

I'm tired of stressing.

All right, what's going on?

Yes, we do,
we have the white glove.

Mm, good job.

Yeah.

What?

How is...

is there?

Like, how it moved
from here down there?

It's, like, impossible, right?

Someone from us just dropped
that by mistake.

It must be falling out
of someone's skirt.

Was that your glove, Magda?

I don't know,
it was just a mistake.

She's clearly the most
accident-prone of all the crew.

- Are you ready for us?
- [glass shatters]

Yeah!

Woo!

So, it would make sense.

Don't take your gloves
in your rooms, yeah?

Okay.

Otherwise, these guys are
gonna get a little angry.

Why does it keep
coming out of my one?

Coffee delivery!

Got my coffee!

You did so well last charter,

even though I was
trialing you with service.

Yeah, it's the
best way to learn.

The best way to learn, so
every charter will be just...

- Yeah.
- Like, super easy.

How did you feel
with the cabins?

I was fine.
I mean, I'm used to it.

So, in that case, would you
prefer to rotate each charter,

or do two-two?

- Two-two.
- Two-two.

So, you'll be on cabins again
next, service again next.

Oh, God.

I really wasn't
expecting that reaction.

Clearly, I wouldn't rather
have Tumi on service,

but I don't quite have
the heart

to shut down
Magda's service dreams.

Last sip of coffee, and we
go back to work, ladies.

Yeah.

Deck team, deck team,
meet me on main deck aft.

Haven't seen
Ben anywhere, have you?

No.

Ben, you on radio?

Are they joking with
the radio?

Ben, Ben, are you on radio?

Copy, on radio.

Meet me on the main deck
aft, please.

- Hey, Benny.
- How you doing?

So, we getting off
the dock right now?

Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew,
steering check's good,

I'm all good.

Just getting snorkeling today.

After that, we're gonna head
out to somewhere else,

which I will explain to you
later, full beach setup there.

Deck crew, deck crew,
how are you looking?

Can I... am I good to
jump up board right now?

Just let me finish
this meeting, bro.

Yeah, copy, Captain,
gimme one sec.

There's gonna be a
lot of water sports,

and sh-- happens, so we need
to be on point.

Okay, aft deck, aft deck,

get in position like I want
you to to beat the tide,

and we'll be picking up
the guests at noon by tender.

- Anyway, yeah, you get it, bro.
- Okay.

You know how he gets.

I think that's about it.

- Um...
- Yeah, off you go.

- All right.
- Thanks.

This is the bit that
will annoy me...

the simple tasks,
the preparation not done,

and me waiting.

Foredeck's ready to go, Cap.

Yeah, Cap, we've got
everyone on board

and we're ready to
roll, standing by.

Okay, drop lines.

You're good, Benny.

All right, Cap,
all lines are off.

Forty meters and closing.

All right, let's get outta here.

Starting my turn in 10 meters,

tell me when
I'm clear to swing.

Port side to rocks


You're all clear of the rocks.

Copy, thank you very much.

Foredeck, get an anchor ready.
We'll just anchor out here.

Copy that, Captain.

[humming]

What's up?

- Woo!
- There we go.

Drop, drop.

Okay, Cap,
that's one shot.

Okay, lock it off
there, thank you.

Marble cleaner's under
the sink in the laundry.

Perfect.

Are you guys comfortable,
you feeling good?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, we're good.

We have to start moving into
action to pick up guests soon.

We'll get changed now
and head in.

Did Jamie ever speak to you
about docking the other day?

Yeah, yeah.

I don't wanna make
a big thing of it,

- but nearly was a big thing.
- Yeah.

Take that line.

- Don't drive.
- Sh--.

Oh, my God.

Back, back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You're up there,
you're tying on up there.

- You're nowhere near here.
- Okay.

You come in out there.

Yeah.

If he has to get out quick,
he's T-boning you.

I can't have that again.

It won't happen again.

Oh, I know it won't.

- Yeah.
- Right-o.

- Sorry about that.
- Learn from it, that's all.

Will do.

Captain Jason's just
a true leader, you know?

There's respect
there and there's, like,

a friendliness undertone.

Jamie ain't there
to lift you up at all.

We're gonna head in now, eh?

Yeah, I just want us to run
ragged the next four days, yeah?

Fit in as much as we
can, and go nuts.

- Just help Britt.
- Yep, sweet.

My little wings are
blowing in the wind.

All crew, all crew, time to
get ready and get dressed.

The guests, I think, are
gonna be coming down shortly.

- Ooh, ooh.
- Is anyone else excited?

This looks like a
fun group coming up.

- Hello, hello, hello!
- Hi!

- I'm Culver.
- Culver.

This is our captain, Jamie,
for the tender.

Get you guys on, we'll take
you back to Thalassa.

Oh, yeah.

Thalassa, Thalassa,

we are leaving the dock
with all guests.

Get ready on the aft deck.

Ah.

Mwah, mwah!

This is absolutely gorgeous.

Here we go!

No, no, no,
don't, don't, don't.

Don't give it to me.

Don't give it to me,
don't give it...

- I'm not, I'm not.
- Hello, everyone!

Oh, so excited!

The party is here.

I like a man who's
good with his hands.

I agree.

They look like
they're gonna be fun.

- Yeah, I know.
- Welcome.

- Jason.
- Jenale.

- Jenale?
- Yeah.

Nice to meet you.
Welcome aboard.

Hi, I'm Tumi.
Piña colada.

- Thank you so much.
- Of course!

Welcome aboard, everybody.

We are going to get
underway very quickly.

Aesha will show you around.
Enjoy the trip.

When we get there,
we'll get the jet-skis

in the water and have some fun.

- Yay!
- Woo!

Here we go, baby!

[cheering]

- Get this ready for tow, eh?
- Yes.

I'll take you up this way.

Oh, my gosh.

This is the bar that
I'll be working at mostly.

We will see you often.

- White bean hummous.
- White bean hummous.

Yeah.

And then now we can
go down to your room.

- Yes!
- You like it?

Oh, yeah, I could do this.

I have a bidet.

- What?
- Yeah!

Are you serious?

I don't even have a vag*na.

- You don't need one.
- Yeah.

All right, good to go.
Let's throw the lines in.

Yeah man, I'm just going to
feed it to you,

I wanna just untangle it.

I know, it tangles no
matter what you do with it.

- It's such a b*tch.
- Ooh.

- Yeah.
- Oh, no, no.

I don't know what to do
for ----ing lunch.

Looks like they all eat seafood,

so we'll get bowls
to put ice in,

I'll just make a
couple things, and...

Deck, deck,
ready to lift anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

Someone's gotta jump
up there with me.

Yeah, I'll do that.

- Okay.
- Anyone like champagne?

- Perfect.
- I want anything you give me.

I love that.

Are you a bartender?

I'm a third stew,
but during your charter

I'm gonna do service,
I'm gonna do drinks.

This is unbelievable.

Okay, we can start
picking up the anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

All right, Brittini.

Ben, I want that towline
on the tender.

Okay, um...

Captain, Captain, I'm having
trouble with the towline.

It gets tangled,
it happens every time.

Benny, wasting time, brother.

Ugh.

Oh, seriously, I think
you guys got this, I hope.

Stupid thing.

---ing hell.

Come on, dude, get it together.

Coming up...

Is this the only piece that
we're having to eat right now?

When you have a massive
shellfish feast in front of you,

who the [bleep] thinks,
hey, I wanna eat a salad.

Let's get some sides out, rather
than them asking for stuff.

I hate it, man.

Okay, we can start
picking up the anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

Ben, I want that towline
on the tender.

Captain, Captain, I'm having
trouble with the tow line.

It's tangled,
it happens every time.

Benny, wasting time, brother.

The guests are here
to enjoy their charter.

It's their time.
We need to be prepared for them.

Seriously, I think you
guys got this, I hope.

---ing hell.

Stupid thing.

Aren't they just the hottest?

I'll go and see
what they're up to.

Big ----ing eyes
on these things.

Feel free to add some cream.

He's a big fan of the cream.

- I love some cream.
- He loves the cream.

- Perfect.
- Perfect.

You've still got
a tangle in that?

I'm trying to get
a whole day of charter.

Yeah, it's like someone spent
an hour trying to tangle this.

It's gotta be done pre-charter.

Delegate.
This is the fourth charter.

Jamie should know by now,

put your crew into
locations prior, be prepared.

I've gotta
drive the boat.

He's gotta drive the crew.

Ready to get this sorted sorted?

- Hang on one sec.
- You ready?

We're not.

Oh.

Okay, mate, leave it to you.

Yeah.

The captain's telling me to
talk to my team about this

and about that, make sure
that doesn't happen again,

manage your team.

I do all those things.

Someone put the life vest on,
the other person thread it out.

Yeah, he comes and
does it anyway for me.

- This needs to be better.
- Yeah, I know.

You gotta be the captain
and let me do my job.

You can start
lifting now, Culver.

Copy that.

Anchor's home, Cap.

Here we go.

Oh, we're moving.

You can give me that.

You can take this one.

Perfect.

So, you do space stuff?

Aerospace engineering.

- Yeah?
- It's the easy way.

So, you're real smart.

No, not saying that.

Don't let him fool you,
he is very smart.

We've got an hour before
we need to re-anchor.

There's a lot of them, eight
of them feels like so much.

- I know, they're gonna be busy.
- I think they'll be easy.

Do you know what they're
having for lunch?

What are they having?

Lots of shellfish.

Under the sea.

I'm excited, this group
looks so fun.

Yeah, they're ready
to party, for sure.

Yes, they are gluten-free.

They are? Oh.

I think they are, yeah.

Hey, Chef, are the
crackers gluten-free?

Are they gluten-free?

No, they're sourdough,
these ones.

If you need gluten-free,
they are...

Copy, thank you.

Yes, they are, they are.

Oh, can I have some
more champagne, please?

- You want a topper?
- I need a drink!

- Yes, sure.
- Grey Goose or something.

Here's some gluten-frees.

Awesome.

c*ck, we ordered
a c*ck.

They don't taste
like gluten-free ones.

Two shots inside
of the piña colada.

Did you need
gluten-free crackers?

The crackers that
they were in...

- They aren't.
- They are not?

No, they're not.

That's why I ask you, babe.

- I didn't say they were.
- You said "yes."

No, I didn't.

Yeah, that's what you
said on the radio.

Oh, my God, this is
such a bad thing.

Maybe she's gluten-intolerant?

Ladies, sorry,
just whipped cream.

Sorry for that, but gluten
is very important thing

- for some people, you know...
- It is, especially Gabby.

I don't wanna hurt her.

- Yeah, don't [bleep] it up.
- No, of course not.

- I'm gonna take care of her.
- All right, cheers.

All right, we've got
gluten-free crackers.

- Oh, were those ones not?
- No, those aren't.

She said they were.

Are you severely...

I'm not celiac, no, I just
get, like, puffy and...

- Sorry!
- Yeah.

It's hard to hear on the radio.

So, those ones are
definitely gluten-free.

Okay.

So, pull out fish knives.

- She could die.
- Don't...

Okay, just don't that in
front of the guests.

I'm, like, panic attack.

- Because he's standing there.
- Sorry.

Okay.

I don't wanna k*ll anyone.

Oh, gosh. I'm, like,
why did I put her on service?

Veggies and what,
mushroom soup?

Looks like curry.

You know how to make
a Long Island iced tea?

- I do!
- Yes!

- Do you want one?
- Yes!

Deck crew, deck crew,
five minutes out from anchoring,

so jet-ski covers off.

I'll go do that right now.

- Nothing's unlocked yet, yeah?
- No.

What's going on, guys?

We're just prepping anchor
and jet-skis for you, Cap.

One can do the crane
and one...

it only takes one person
to drop an anchor.

We've got three people up here.

Ben, make your way
to the swim platform.

All you've gotta do
is think ahead.

Get the whips ready as well,
and have it ready next time.

God's sakes.

We've got the pointy end
of the boat,

and we've got the other end,
the back end, of the boat.

There's things to be
organized up there,

and there's things to
be organized down here,

and you've got time
to do that underway.

When I start pulling it in,

I want you to pull the
line through that...

- Yeah.
- And wrap it around.

Shellfish are done.

I'll start plating it in 10.

Perfect.

- Hello.
- Hello!

When you guys are ready,
we can start lunchtime.

Lunch?
Let's do it!

Culver, get those covers off,
get that crane going, mate.

Copy that.

Apply a bit of pressure,
see how she goes.

Just keep pulling
that line in, bro.

---ing hell.

- Okay, get ready to drop.
- Yeah, I'm ready.

Let it out.

Let's go, Culver,
get the crane going, please.

All right.

I need calls on the aft deck.

The tender's off
the starboard quarter.

Yeah, that's the first call
I've had.

So, I need calls
on that coming in.

If I had this approach
in the first charter

and just said this
is what I wanna do

and I push, push, push,
it would have been overwhelming.

Okay, get the whips ready.

But now we know the boat,
we're familiar.

It's time to apply the pressure
of what the expectations

should be, and if
they were complacent,

they're gonna get a shock now.

But they're gonna learn.

That crane should be in
position with the jet-ski.

Brittini, can you take
the controls, please?

- Jesus Christ
- Honestly, I don't know the...

I mean, I just don't understand
how you guys get the cover off.

Get it going here,
help these guys up there.

Oh, wait, it's stuck
to my hair... okay.

What's happening?

Nothing, I just did the anchor,
and now I'm doing the crane.

Crane, lift it up.

Spin it around 180 degrees.

Keep going clockwise.

Let's do it.

I'm about to start
eating my placemat.

- Woo!
- Oh! Oh!

There he is!

All right, by God.

- Cheers.
- Give me that whole bowl.

This is amazing.

That was a lot of
shellfish, man.

That's a lot of hungry kids.

Do you guys know if
this is, like,

the actual main course
or something?

Probably not.

- Mm, mm, mm.
- Mm, mm, mm.

I'm sure there's more coming.

There's this whole
table of protein

and there's nothing
to go with it.

- Nibble on that.
- Food for Chef.

It's just embarrassing.

Yeah, I need some
carbs or something.

k*lled it.

Cheffy gonna see if they're
enjoying themselves.

I would like some
bread with this.

Coming up...

I don't have a team of people

that are 100 percent
competent with everything.

You need to have this
conversation with your crew.

- I know, I know.
- Go and have it with them.

Control this jet-ski,
nice and easy.

Yeah, I need some carbs or
something attached to this.

I'm sure there's more coming.

- Hey, brother.
- What's up, what's up?

Where are they at?

Still crushing the big
seafood platters up there.

Cheffy gonna go see if
they're enjoying themselves.

I'm gonna steal some dip.

[glass shatters]

[bleep], again.

Good to go?

Goodbye.

I am happy to eat all of this.

How we doing out here?

Is this the only piece that
we're having to eat right now?

I mean, if you would
like something else,

- I could whip something up.
- Yeah, let's do that.

- Yes, some salad?
- You want a salad?

For sure, definitely.
Thank you.

When you have a massive ----ing
shellfish feast in front of you,

who the [bleep] thinks,
hey, I wanna eat a salad.

We're gonna make
a little salad as well.

He's like,
"Are we having more?"

I'm like, "What?"
That's a lot of food.

Ryan, let's get some sides out,

rather than them
asking for stuff.

I hate it, man.

They're eating a sh---ton
of pasta tonight.

Let's see what's going on here.

- Some more lobster tail?
- Yeah.

A little salad mid-course.

One of them wants more
lobster tail, do we have more?

No, this isn't a ----ing
Red Lobster.

Let's come up with an answer

and then go back
with an answer, okay?

- Here, anybody.
- Oh, just one, or you want...

Yeah, just the one.
I'm not stressing it.

There's none of
that vibrance

of how can we blow
these people away.

He's used up all
the lobster tails, sorry.

I'll let this one slide
for now, however...

It will be remembered.

- Salad, with...
- Oh, that's fantastic.

Yuzi vinaigrette... Yuzu.

Yeah...

oh, it's a little
crumbled, but it's all good.

Sorry, darling.

Now we gotta do beach setup.

Quick beach setup, let's go.

- Woo-hoo!
- Captain is pushing us.

Like, everything
I'm doing is I'm learning

and I'm constantly growing.

- So, what do you need to get?
- Like, everything.

He wants us to be these
fairies for guests.

I just need to get your guys'
size for your flippers.

Oh, the jet-skis are out.
Oh, we're snorkeling.

That's why we're getting tipped,

so we can be these
fairies for everyone.

I'm a fairy.
Oh, hell, yeah.

I'm gonna get these guys
away on jet-skis.

How is it, Dani,
is it up to your standards?

Wow.

All right, you guys look good,
can I get you something else?

I think we are good,
thank you so much.

I just wanna jump in the water.

We're ready for jet-skis.

Just keep going.
Yeah, sweet.

You've gotta
watch those jet-skis,

they'll tip on you quick.

Let's go!

Yeah, just step on there.

Oh sh--!

Oh, wow!

Okay, wait.

Yeah!

Got it?

Ow! Woo!

- You all right?
- Yeah.

Did you just hit
your face on this?

♪Tough.

How'd it go, guys?

Jamie, ready to go?

Hurry up.

Other than the
Great Barrier Reef,

everyone comes to this area
for Whitehaven Beach.

It's the whitest, silkiest sand,

it is like walking
on a silk blanket.

We're taking the first tender
in to the beach.

Copy.

It is the most photographed
beach in Australia.

Okay, I'll just hold it while
you do one.

You've got in on
backwards, brother.

Yay!

Captain, let us
know when we're ready.

Yeah, five minutes, I think.

What's happening, man?

Hey, what are y'all doing?
Let's go!

The tide's a changin'.
We need to change with it.

- Adios, compañeros.
- All right, have fun.

Bye!

All right, deck crew, can you
walk out and grab the boat?

I'm, like, so sweat.

Welcome to the beach.

Okay, I got your hand.

- Got it.
- Oh, thank you.

It's all good, no problem.

Thank you.

All right, we have paddleboards,
snorkel gear, cold drinks...

whatever you need,
you let us know.

Let the entertainment officer

do what the
entertainment officer does.

I wanna be a full-blown pirate.

I was the entertainment
officer on my old boat.

Real pirates come out at night.

- Ah!
- Woo!

Like, I got this...

you just book the gig
and sit back.

All right, guys, have fun.

All right, let's keep our
eyes on the guests, guys.

We've got three out there,

two over there,
and three in the water.

God, there is no space
in here at all.

I gotta get some
bolognaise sauce going.

Magda, Magda.

I love when I actually
can accomplish sh--

and not deal with other people.

Magda?

- What are you up to, Magda?
- Cleaning.

Well, those gloves
in your bloody skirt...

no gloves down here anymore.

- Okay.
- What are you cleaning?

Are you cleaning
your own clothes?

We've got better things to do.

Okay, tell me what to do, then.

Well, we've gotta
clean the pantry, still.

Okay.
No gloves downstairs.

Sometimes I feel like
I do baby Magda a bit.

I don't know.

I just need to stop
being so ----ing nice.

- Do all the cutlery.
- Okay.

I've had problems
with chefs before.

Chefs are renowned for being
a little bit difficult

here and there...

and having
a back-up chef,

that's probably a good idea.

Where are all they?

A couple of them
are pretty far out.

- Oh, is that them?
- Yeah.

Because I see four paddleboards.

Hey, Jase, Jase?

Thalassa, Thalassa, copy?

Guests have gone
around the rock

and they're out of my sight,
so I need someone

to jump in the tender now
and scoot around.

[static]

You guys copying me?

They're out of my view now.

- Hey, Culver, Culver.
- Go ahead.

I haven't got these
in sight anymore,

these guests, so I'm go in.

Can you continue to try
and call Thalassa

to get a tender in the water?

Okay, copy that.

If you can't see the guests,
it is a big deal,

because you don't
know what's happening.

Cap, the guests, they've
paddleboarded around the corner.

...and they're out of my view
now, so I'm gonna go in.

Can you continue to try
and call Thalassa

to get a tender in the water?

I've got fins,
I'm already here.

Just keep trying
to contact the boat.

Okay, copy that.

I became a lifeguard
just out of high school.

There's lots of swell on
beaches in Australia, so yeah,

we had to pull a lot
of people out of the water.

Sh-- can happen very quickly.

Jamie, can you repeat?

Hey, Cap, the guests, they
paddleboarded around the corner.

I'll get it sorted out now.

Copy that.

I've just gotta go
get these paddleboarders.

I think the current's got 'em.

I didn't know if
the current had you,

and then Jamie
couldn't see you, so...

You're welcome.

- Culver, all's good here.
- Let him do his thing.

- Let Jamie do what Jamie does.
- Exactly.

Uh-oh, is this "Baywatch?"

I just love that he pulls
his shirt off

when the whole point
of us wearing our wets

is to wear them in the water.

That's a good swim.

But here he is
with his muscles out.

I'm not mad about it.

Do you know the courses yet?

- Not exactly.
- Okay.

But it's all going
out family-style now.

Oh, really?

Seven courses from the table,
but we're not coursing it out.

After lunch,
I learned my lesson.

Clearly, these guests
want quantity over quality.

It can be both, but what's
quality with gluten-free?

Bleagh.

Oh, a salad, too,
we're gonna do a salad course.

Okay, thank you.

So, tell me.

Yeah?

When was the last time when
you had a boyfriend?

Not so long ago.

With my past relationships,
it was always broken men.

Kicked out of the house,
lived on the street.

I am a fixer.

I have my days, I'm like,

oh, I'm looking for
a future ex-husband.

Oh, I'm looking for
a young one, oh.

It's a problem,
and not a problem.

But you're happy single.

I'm very happy.

Someone would need
to be really amazing.

Mazel tov!

Jamie, do you wanna
get everything back on board

and relocate to Border Island,

just to get us further
north for the reef?

Copy that.

Benny, we're ready to be
picked up on the beach.

Yeah, copy.

Tumi, Tumi, do you mind making
drinks for the guests?

Doing it already.

Watch your hands,
watch your hands.

Ah... ah...

Woo!

It's, like, just,
like, nice and cold.

- Mm! It's so good.
- Oh, here they are.

Mm, jazz hands,
smile and wave.

- Hi!
- Woo-hoo!

- Hey!
- Oh, what's in that tray?

You're just, like, very capable.

I know that I just
don't have to watch you,

and everything gets done
and more, you know?

- I love it.
- I'm glad!

You're like a dream second.

Oh, I love you!

How clever are you girls?

- Here you go. Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.

So, I'm gonna go get
into black dress also.

Okay, cool.

This thing's ready to be towed.

Uncoil it and flake
it like I like it,

and then I'm gonna get on
this thing.

Are we all good to go?

Awesome, I'll be in the tender,
getting ready to tow.

Culver will be on
the stern with me,

sorting out the towline.

- You can start lifting anchor.
- Copy that.

Tell me when you're good,
all right?

Okay, I'm ready.

Cap, we're gonna start
hauling now.

Yes, go ahead.

When you guys are finished,

can you pull that
anchor ball down, please?

Anchor in the pocket.

Britt, it's all good, darling.

Good to go there.

Oh, what's going on there?

The tender's not even attached.

All deck, can you guys
get back aft

all those whips and fenders?

And the tender should
have been hooked up.

Copy, coming back.

Yeah.

We're not ready to go, again.

Delegation needs
to be more specific.

I want good calls
where the tender is.

Hook it up quickly.

Copy that, on it now.

Jamie's making these
consistent mistakes,

and if he's not careful,

he's gonna get his a*s
kicked off the ----ing boat.

Peace!

Yep, yep.

I'll have a game of
chess while I wait,

and if I finish a game of chess,
I'm gonna go off.

They're just waiting
to be told what to do.

Just hook it up and
as soon as you hook it up,

I'll turn the engines.

Make them do 100 things
at the same time again

It's a training drill.

They're only gonna
learn from it.

- You all right?
- Yeah, cool.

We're good here
on the stern, Cap.

Step over there.

Tender nearly on full tow?

Jesus ----ing Christ.

They're gonna learn.

Coming to see you.

That's bullsh-- man.

Captain, go slower, please,
it's too fast mate.

Slower.

Way too fast.

Jesus ----ing Christ, mate.

Tender nearly on full tow?

We're at full tow.

Coming to see you.

What the [bleep],
where's the broccoli?

What are you making?

Amaretto sour.

We need to figure out what we're
going to wear this evening.

For your beautiful,
blonde, sexy, tall...

- Gabby.
- Gabby!

What's happening?

I don't know, you tell me.

Well, it was too quick
at the end...

at the end there,
that was way too quick.

The rope was flinging out
of my hands.

Well, communicate. Communicate.

Say just, "Slow up,"
and I slowed up.

It was just too quick.

Secondly, we never
put the boat on the stern

until the anchor's up.

- We always do.
- We don't.

Just try to do everything
safely, that's all.

Mate, I've landed helicopters
and pulled sh-- off

- at the same time.
- Yeah.

Taken a dropped anchor,
come back...

I'm doing everything safely.

There's nothing wrong
with picking up an anchor

in five knots and actually
saving yourself half an hour.

There's nothing unsafe
about that at all.

Rushing...

I'm talking about
you just saving some time

- with your crew...
- Yeah.

By pulling in fenders,
putting in whips

that could be done prior.

Hook the tender up, pick up
the anchor at the same time.

That is doable.

I know what you're saying,
but I don't have a team

of people that are


with everything either.

[beeping]

Mate, this is not
the conversation

- you need to have with me.
- Yeah.

You need to have this
conversation with your crew.

- I know that. I know that.
- Go and have it with them.

I'm just telling you things
that should be done

to actually save a
sh--load of time.

Go and have it with them.

Yeah, no worries.

I wouldn't do anything unsafe,

because I'm responsibility
for it.

He's just protecting his crew.

However, if he wants
to be a good leader,

he's gotta explain to them
we are working

in a safe environment.
I spoke to the cappy.

I want it done.

- You look great.
- Thank you.

Somebody call the cops, because
I just m*rder*d somebody.

- Yes?
- Yes.

Love it.

What was your favorite part?

Meeting the captain.

[gasps]

Quite attractive, he is,

and I'm sure you think
the same thing, okay?

- Yes.
- Oh!

- Oh, okay.
- Little pillow.

Ben, Ben, Ben,
main deck aft, please.

Here we go again.

- So, 7:30.
- Cool.

And then yeah, after
water and wine and stuff,

it'll be, like, 7:40.

Come here.

All right, captain wants
us to change things up.

The whole attaching of
the tender, so that's...

Now he wants us to do it
while anchor?

- While maneuvering.
- Yeah.

Because why?
It saves time.

I'm not happy with that.

I'd prefer not that...
that to not happen at all.

Highly trained teams
can do that for sure.

We could do it if
we've been onboard

this boat six months or more.

- Yeah.
- But we haven't been.

There's no problem
with what we're doing.

- No, we're doing great.
- We're doing very well.

- We are.
- But this guy isn't happy.

If he tries to tell you
to do anything unsafe,

you come to me, because
I'm not ----ing dealing

with that bullsh--, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

If he's gonna ----ing continue
this bullsh--,

I'm outta this ----ing boat.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

We're going diving, you and I.

- Are we?
- Yes.

Oh, my God!

You know when you're so
happy that you don't know

how to process the happiness?

I was lucky enough to
get my dive certificate

on one of my previous boats,

and now I get to go SCUBA diving

in ----ing Australia,
for my job.

Woohoohoo!

I'm just, like, you know,
worried about the girls around.

Because I feel so lucky
with Scott that, like,

it's just nothing
like that at all.

I feel like
shes judging me a lot.

It's just never
good enough for her.

I'm over it.

The top isn't spinning.

Brittini, let's go.

The onus comes on you.