04x05 - The Pawmazing Race

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"The Pawmazing Race Part 1."

Mmm, what’s better than a
delicious breakfast

to start the day?

A sizzling side
of rock and roll!

Sweetie, I don’t think the kids
know what you’re talking about.

I wrote a Barker family
breakfast song.

Don’t worry, it’s easy to learn.

Everyone, on the count of four.

One, two, three, four.

♪ Wake up and eat
Wake up and eat ♪

♪ That’s the Barker
family way ♪

It’s happening!

Looks like someone
is excited

about the Barker family
breakfast song.

I don’t know what that is.

I was sure I mentioned
this idea to someone.

I’ve got great news.

You all know the hit TV show,
"The Pawmazing Race?"

The show where dogs
travel around the world

in a big race to win
a secret prize?

And it’s hosted by Kelly Korgi?

And we all watch it
together every single week?

Okay, but there’s one thing
you definitely don’t know.

Yip, drum roll, please.

Yip, yip, yip!

We’re going to be on the show!

Are you kidding?
I feel like you’re kidding.

I’m not kidding.

They were looking for
family teams and I said,

"Hey, I have a family."

Then they said,
"we love your family."

So we’re on the show!

-Woo!
-Yeah!

-All right!
-So exciting!

When does it start?

Today!

Today?

That must be Kelly and her crew.

-Now?
-They’re here?

Hello, Barker family.

I’m Kelly Korgi and
you’re on

♪ "The Pawmazing Race" ♪

-Ah!
-Oh!

-I can’t believe it!
-Whoa!

Tag, so nice to see you again.

She remembered my name.

Wait, are we on TV right now?

Yup. Say hi to
everyone watching.

Hi!

I can’t believe
this is happening.

Believe it, because
I’m taking you all

to the start line as soon as
you’re done packing your bags.

Oh yeah! Let’s do it!

It’s go-time, fam!

I already packed.
Kind of excited.

Awesome! That’ll give me
a chance to interview you!

Tag, for the dogs
watching at home,

what are you most excited about?

Winning the secret prize!

Will it be a new car or a
trip to the Grand Canine?

Who knows?

But one thing I do know,
the Barkers are going to win.

We probably won’t win,

but the Barkers are
gonna have fun.

So much fun!

Look at all the board games
I’m bringing.

Oh, our family really
loves this one.

Bright Nose Doggie.

Can we bring my circus stuff?

And my barkeology gear?

Sorry, this suitcase
is already full.

But these ones aren’t.

-Yay!
-All right!

Uh, guys, what’s going on?

All these bags are
gonna slow us down.

One thing they won’t
slow down is our fun.

Am I right?

Right!

Although, Gilber’s might
actually slow us down.

He brought his rock collection.

As the Barkers get ready
to board the blimp,

let’s meet the three other
families competing

in "The Pawmazing Race."

Hi there. We’re the Worms
from San Ambonio.

I’m Marcus Worms,
and this is Mom and Dad.

We’re huge fans of
"The Pawmazing Race"

and Kelly Korgi.

As you can see by
our Kelly Korgi hats.

And our Kelly Korgi
foam fingers!

And our entire house.

Go Worms!

Our third family
team, from Beverly Howls,

are the Terrier Triplets.

The only thing we like more
than "The Pawmazing Race"

is winning...
and our matching sweatbands.

Now, if you’ll excuse us,

we need to finish stretching
and hydrating.

And now let’s meet
our fourth and final team.

Frank and Beans.

So, uh, do we
just start talking?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Uh, hi.
I’m, uh, Frank.

And this is Beans.

Pleasure to be here.

And, uh, we recently found out
we’re, uh, seventh cousins.

Which, uh, means...

We can share our toothbrushes!

It means we were
able to enter

"The Pawmazing Race"
Family Competition.

And... we’re gonna win it all.

Yeah!

And then we share
our toothbrushes.

Mine glows in the dark.

With all four teams on
"The Pawmazing Race" Blimp,

we’re on our way to
Mudderhorn Mountain.

Welcome, racers.
I’m still Kelly Korgi.

-Woo-hoo!
-Well, all right!

It’s winning time!

Your first challenge,

get to the top of
Mudderhorn Mountain

as quickly as possible.

That doesn’t sound so bad.

While snowball cannons
launch snowballs at you.

Okay, that’s bad.

The last family to the top

will be eliminated
from the competition.

As you can see,

there are four different
paths up the mountain.

So, choose wisely.

Racers ready?

Go!

All right, Barkers. Let’s...

-Yip, yip, yip!
-Huh?

Uh-oh. Yip left his squeaky
toy in the blimp.

We have to go get it.

But... the race...

Yip, yip.

Okay, fine.

But quickly.
In the meantime,

the rest of us
can talk strategy.

Or we can practise the
Barker family breakfast song.

♪ Wake up and eat
Wake up and eat ♪

The Terrier Triplets
have found a way

to avoid the deep snow
by jumping from rock to rock.

They look unstoppable.

And fashionable.

Beans, we need a way to
get up this mountain faster.

Yeah, we need energy.

Ooh, I can make us omelettes!

Why would you bring four
omelette pans to a race?

To make four omelettes.

Give me a high paw.

Wait a minute. Paws!

We can strap
the omelette pans to our paws

- and use them as snowshoes.
- Oh, yeah!

Oh, I really hope our omelettes
don’t end up tasting like feet.

Unless our feet
taste like omelettes.

’Cause then it’s double
omelette flavour.

Let’s see how the Worms
Family is doing on the slopes.

I have never seen
this much snow.

We don’t get snow like this
in San Ambonio.

Either way, I love it.

Ow!

Thank you very much
for the pelting.

And now, let’s check in
with the Barker Family,

who got a late start
up the mountain.

It’s way too slippery!

Look how fast the
Terrier Triplets

are moving on those rocks.

Rocks!
Gilber, you packed rocks!

Not just any rocks.

I’ve got igneous,
sedimentary, metamorphic.

We can use them as
stepping stones!

These flat ones will be perfect.

See?
We can move way faster now.

Great idea, Tag.

Everybody, grab some rocks.

Hey, this is kind of fun.

-Hey!
-Woo-hoo!

- Yeah!
- Here we go.

Woo-hoo, rock and roll.

Yay.

I’m at the top of
Mudderhorn Mountain,

where the Terrier Triplets
have just arrived.

Congratulations,
Terrier Triplets.

What will you do to celebrate?

Enjoy some hot protein cider.

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah, we made it.

Congratulations,
Frank and Beans.

High foot.

That leaves only two teams,

but only one team can move
on to the next challenge,

which means the last one to make
it to the top of the mountain

will be going home.

Worms family, I see the
top of the mountain.

Ow!
Thank you.

The Barkers are doing great,

but uh-oh, here comes
a giant problem.

Oh, no. There’s no way we can
get over this!

There is one way.

Uh, Cheddar, how do
clown noses help?

Every circus dog knows

you need a clown nose
to walk across...

A tightrope!

-Wow.
-Nice.

Follow me.

Good thinking.

We’re gonna need
some clown music.

You’re doing great, everyone.

We did it.

Let’s go, Barkers, go!

The Barkers and the Worms are
both making their final push

to the top of the mountain.

But who will be first?

It’s the Barker family!

They’ll be moving on
to the next challenge

with the Terrier Triplets
and Frank and Beans.

Sadly, the Worms family must
pack their bowls and go home.

Oh, no, we are not
upset at all.

We had the best time
being hit with snow.

Having a good time
being pelted in the face

until you can no longer see?

Wow, what a day.
What a day.

The three remaining
families will now make their way

to the next challenge...
on a deserted island.

We did pretty well, and
we’re only getting better.

Check out the paw shake
we’re working on.

No... No, no, no.
You go up.

-No. This way.
-Then it goes this way.

-It’s up, and then down.
-Ouch!

-No, no, no.
-Up, and then...

Down?

♪ This is the part
of the show ♪

♪ Between the other
two parts of the show ♪

♪ And this is the song
that we sing ♪

♪ In the part of the show ♪

♪ In between the other
parts of the show ♪

♪ Ooh ooh
No, no, no, yeah ♪

Whoa.

"Pawmazing Race Part 2."

As night falls on the island,

the three remaining teams are
ready for the next challenge.

Racers, as you can see,

there are three
trails behind me.

Fun.

But each trail has a
tricky obstacle to get past.

Less fun.

The first two teams to get past
their obstacles will find a key

and move on to the next round.

Any questions?

Oh, oh, oh!
Are unicorns real?

Any race-related questions?

Then... Racers ready?

Go!

What’s happening, Frank?

Good thing I brought

my Pawsagonia
high-powered flashlight.

Onward, triplets.

Yes!
I am so glad you packed

that ridiculous glow-in-the-dark
toothbrush, Beans.

Yeah. So I can do my
tooth brushing dance.

Brushy, brushy, brushy!

I think the path is right...

Oh...

Never mind.

Don’t worry, Barkers.

I packed a whole backpack
full of flashlights.

Gilber?!

I might have taken
the flashlights out

to make
room for more rocks.

Might have?
You definitely did.

I definitely did.

Agh! We can’t find the path
without light.

Angry honk.

Maybe we should
wait until morning

and start fresh after breakfast.

Oh, and we can sing the
Barker family breakfast song.

No time to wait.

Join paws.

We’ll find our way in the dark.

Sad honk.

Oh, Bright Nose Doggy.

Mom, we don’t have time to
play a board game right now.

Oh, you don’t want to
play the only game

where you have to get the bone
out of the doggy’s mouth

without touching his
teeth or else...

His nose will light up!

That is one Bright Nose Doggy.

Nice one, Mom.

Happy honk.

As Mom’s bright
idea leads the way,

the Terrier Triplets
are getting tripped up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Marbles.

Onward again, Triplets.

Whoa! Hey! Whoa!

When we reached the marbles,
I knew we were in trouble.

Just kidding.

We’re amazing, and
we win in everything we do.

As the Triplets
lose their marbles,

let’s check in on
Frank and Beans.

Frank, do you have a sinking
feeling that we’re sinking?

Oh, no.
Is this quicksand?

Nope.
It’s quick pudding.

Beans? We’ve got to be brave
and eat this pudding.

Stuff it in.
Stuff it in, buddy.

Oh, I’m trying, Frank.

There you go.

Yay, I’m a hero!

Mmm, butterscotch.

Meanwhile, the Barkers
are on the path

with no trouble in sight.

Huh. Maybe we chose
the path with no obstacles.

-No.
-Never mind.

Wait.
You’re Kelly’s bodyguard.

I met you at the concert
in Chew York.

Could you let us go by?

No.

Puppy-dog eyes?

No.

What do we have to
do to get past?

You must make me smile.

Um, question.
Have you ever smiled?

Like, in my life?

No.

Well, that’s about to change.

Barkers, show him what you got.

No.

We are the Rocksy Twins.

No.

What?
It’s an old clown trick.

Everybody loves
a pie in the face.

Everybody but me.
No.

Well, we’ve tried everything.

Not everything.

Nobody can resist smiling at the
Barker family breakfast song.

But we’ve only sung it once.

You think we’re ready?

It’s worth a shot.

Hit it, Paw!

♪ Wake up and eat
Wake up and eat ♪

♪ That’s the Barker
family way ♪

♪ Sing along ’cause
you know what they say ♪

♪ It’s the most important
song of the day ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

I think we have to rock
a little harder.

We got this, Barkers.

One, two, three.

♪ The sun is in the sky
You’re hungry, so am I ♪

♪ All night we dreamt of
waffles, eggs and ham ♪

♪ What we like the most
is grab a slice of toast ♪

♪ And spread around
the rock and roll jam ♪

♪ Ah-woo! ♪

♪ Wake up and eat
Wake up and eat ♪

♪ That’s the Barker
family way ♪

♪ Sing along ’cause
you know what they say ♪

♪ It’s the most important
song of the day ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

♪ Just a smile and
we’ll be on our way ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

♪ It’s the most important
song of the day ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪

Wow, I love breakfast

and that undeniable
feel-good song.

You may pass.

Go Barkers, go!

Isn’t smiling great?
You should try it more often.

No.

With the Barkers on the move,

the Triplets stick their landing
and find the first key.

Meanwhile, Frank and Beans’
hope of winning is sinking fast.

I think
we’re gonna lose, Beans.

Losing is delicious!

We found the key!

We did it!

Barkers, Terrier Triplets,

you’re moving on to
the final challenge.

We’ve got a paw shake too.

-Okay...
-This paw...

We’re working on it.

Sadly, it’s time
for Frank and Beans

to pack their bowls and go home.

Was it worth it?
In retrospect, no.

Yes!
I got to eat a lot of pudding

and then I washed down
the pudding with pudding.

Ooh, pudding.

We are on television, Beans.

We are?

Wow, what a fun day
with my family.

I almost forgot
we were competing.

But now I remember.

Tomorrow, we need to be super
focused so we can win it all.

As "The Pawmazing Race" blimp

flies to its final destination,

the teams get
some much-needed sleep.

Racers, in this final challenge,

you’ll follow a trail
of golden paw prints

which lead to a treasure chest!

Only one team can win.

She means us.

Whichever family finds the
treasure chest first

will win...

♪ The Pawmazing Race ♪

And the secret prize inside.

Racers, ready?

Go!

Guys, maybe we can
leave the luggage

and come back for it later?

All in favour,
drop your suitcases.

Go, Barkers, go!

The Terrier Triplets
are out in front.

But look at those Barkers go.

Pawmazing teamwork.

The paw prints stopped.
Now what?

You’ve never been big talkers.

Come on, those paw prints gotta
be around here somewhere.

Huh?
No more paw prints?

Hold on a second.

Whoa, Gilbert, what is that?

A symbol from the
ancient Coyotext.

I learnt about it in
Barkeology club.

It marks an entrance.

Do we push it open?

We howl it open!

When I give the signal,
howl as loud as you can.

This is the signal.

That was... amazing!

Yes! The paw prints!
Come on!

Yip, yip!

Yip’s toy.

He must have dropped it when
we were coming through the cave.

One moment.
We gotta keep going, right?

Yeah, it’s just
a little further.

And the Terrier Triplets
are catching up!

I think we should go back.

Really, Tag?

You guys were right.

This trip is about
having fun as a family,

and we’ve had a lot of fun.

We walked a high wire
on a mountain,

sang a rock song
about breakfast,

used a board game
as a flashlight,

howled open a
secret cave entrance.

Sure, winning would be
pawmazing.

But if we’re not all having fun,
it’s not worth it.

Well said, Tag.
I’m proud of you.

Yes!

Yip!

Well, I guess we’re
coming in second place.

Or maybe not.

Look, it’s a map showing a
shortcut to the treasure chest.

Only problem is,
it’s guarded by traps.

We can handle a few traps.

We’ve come this far.

Plus, it could be fun.

Go, Barkers, go!

Up, then down, and around!

Yes! Nailed it!

As the Terrier Triplets
close in on victory,

the Barkers try a shortcut.

But here come the traps!

Bouncing ba*ls!

Whoa!

Ah, slippery bacon!

Huge stone columns
that could crush us!

The other ones sounded more fun.

The treasure’s in that room!

Uh-oh. That column is going
to block the entrance.

Yip! Yip!

Yes!

No!

The Barker family has
won "The Pawmazing Race!"

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah!

All right!

It was so much fun
to team up with my family

and go on this adventure.

It really was.

We won, but we did
it the Barker way.

Don’t you want to see
what the secret prize is?

Oh, right!

We were having so much fun,
we forgot to open it.

Tag, you should do the honours.

Tickets?

Yup, for a family trip to see
my big concert in Pawstralia.

We get to go on another trip!

-Woo!
-Yippee!

Also, there’s a new song
I want to perform.

And I could really
use your help.

-♪ Wake up and eat ♪
-♪ Wake up ♪

♪ -Wake up and eat ♪
-♪ Wake up ♪

♪ That’s the
Barker family way ♪

♪ Oh, the Barker family way ♪

Sing along ’cause
you know what they say.

♪ You know what they say ♪

♪ It’s the most
important song of the day ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪

♪ Bow wow wow ♪