Translated by Art96/Art96 tarafindan Ingilizceye cevirilmistir
- Are you doing it out of five?
- Yes.
Good. Alright, then I'll do it
with the loser.
Whoever it stays with takes
the microwave. Come on, start.
Come on.
One.
One-one.
Two-one.
Two-two.
Come on, get the hell out of here now.
Yılmaz, come on.
Let's do it in one go, no dragging it out.
- What do you mean one go?
- Just do it once.
Whoever loses takes
the microwave. Deal?
Alright, fine.
Don't cry to me later.
- Alright, fine.
- I don't want any whining.
Fine, what difference does it make?
Are you ready?
- Goodbye.
- Alright, alright.
- Goodbye.
- Alright. Alright, bro,
don't provoke, don't do that.
Ersoy, man.
Ersoy won, Yılmaz, okay?
Calmly.
I won very calmly.
Alright, I didn't say
anything anyway.
So, yeah, it's done.
I'll take the microwave,
no big deal.
I just felt a bit of a slowdown
at the end.
Let me add that as a note.
He slowed down.
There was absolutely no
slowdown, bro.
On the contrary, thinking I'd be
accused of slowing down,
I did that paper move
extra fast.
İlkkan saw it too, tell him, bro.
Ersoy is right here, Yılmaz.
Unfortunately,
sometimes we lose.
I'm taking the microwave anyway.
No issue there. Okay?
I just dropped an observation note there.
If you think this match was fair,
then screw you guys.
Okay?
But since it turned out like this,
fine, we're not saying anything.
We felt some dishonesty,
I underlined it, and moved on.
Bro, let's not raise the tension
here for no reason.
It was played, and it's over.
It was played, but it's not over, brother.
My dear Yılmaz, sorry.
We were having sex with your brother Orhan.
No worries, Şermin sister.
I brought your microwave,
it was entrusted to us.
What's up, my dear Yılmaz?
Good, bro.
Sorry, we're in our home state...
No big deal, bro.
We were just having sex.
Of course, bro, naturally.
Did you bring our microwave?
Yes, bro, where should I put it?
Hold on, don't put it anywhere.
Serkan!
Serkan!
Here, come, son.
Take the microwave
from brother Yılmaz's lap.
How many months has it been
since we gave you the microwave?
You brought it just now?
My dear Serkan, we couldn't find the time.
Sorry, it happened like this.
Who the hell are you?
Be a bit respectful, you dishonorable jerks.
My dear Serkan, what's going on, sweetie?
We don't talk like this, please.
Brother Orhan, look,
I have your entrusted
microwave in my lap.
I can't do anything.
But I'm getting angry, just so you know.
What are you gonna do, jerk?
Come on.
My dear, he's a young kid.
Don't mind him, take it easy.
Brother Orhan, take care of this kid.
Look now...
Look, I was patient,
I forgave, I took it easy.
One day, he'll run into someone
and they'll k*ll him. They'll k*ll him.
My dear Yılmaz, with our brother Orhan,
having such relaxed sex
kind of drove this kid crazy.
That's why it happened.
Please, don't mind him.
- It traumatized the kid.
- Yes.
Whereas in our home, we think
sex is a natural, normal thing,
we just wanted to prevent
it from being taboo.
This kid sees sex
as an insult.
What do I care?
For God's sake, what do I care?
I mean, I leave you and your son Serkan
to God. Okay?
And I'm closing this matter.
Good evening.
Here, your microwave.
Alright, good evening.
Good evening.
Loveless Lunatic, I don't trust you.
You know why?
Because the feeling of trust
left these lands long ago.
Tell your dogs,
to leave Selvi Ana alone,
Zedo Ağa.
If this reaches Şükran Konak's
ears,
it won't be good for you at all.
Bro, you spent 15 minutes
upstairs with Şermin sister and Orhan brother.
Right? I mean, something must
have happened, Yılmaz.
Whatever happened, tell us.
Come on, please.
It would put our minds at ease.
Serkan slapped me.
What the hell?
Because we returned
the microwave late.
And I forgave him. Done.
Look at that jerk, should we go beat him up?
No, it's fine.
I left it to God.
The matter is closed, okay?
Let's not drag it out.
Yılmaz, if these actions
go unanswered,
people like this get even worse.
From me,
asking for Şükran Konak's mansion...
Now, I couldn't even
put the microwave down
before he hit me and ran inside.
If I didn't have the entrusted
microwave in my lap,
I would have beaten him
on reflex. That's not the point.
He got bold because of the
microwave in my lap.
Anyway, that's it, done.
What kind of kids are they raising, man?
If we did something like that
in front of our family,
our folks would crucify us.
Bro, they drove the kid crazy.
This kid grew up with the sound
of his parents constantly having sex. Is that easy?
On the other hand, what do we care? I mean...
Yeah, bro, what do we care?
But that's the situation.
That's it.
If that's the case, what do we care, right?
You're so right, what do we care?
But a trauma is happening
right next to us,
and its consequences affect us too, bro.
Alright, brother, I gathered all
these details on a tray.
I handed it all over to God.
This matter is out of my hands now.
I'm not dealing with it anymore.
I got us
two tickets, Loveless Lunatic.
You, me, tonight, Paris.
What nonsense are you talking, Zeynep?
They're always naked.
And also...
Maybe they're constantly saying it, bro.
They say, we're having sex,
like they're mocking.
Yeah, bro, always talking about sex.
We just had sex.
We just got up from sex.
If you hadn't come, we were about
to have sex. What's going on, man?
Yılmaz, you did the best thing, bro.
This kid won't be fixed
with a beating anyway.
When will this pain end? When?
Let's not take entrusted items
from anyone anymore, friends.
With brother Güngör's stethoscope
and grandpa Memiş's walker,
let's return them immediately. Okay?
That deal didn't work out, bro.
- Sister, two kilos.
- Look at this.
Don't take soft ones, take firm ones.
- Hmph.
- What's this?
I don't know. But it's rotten.
Yılmaz,
you got beaten up, darling.
No, I didn't get beaten up.
If you call me darling again,
I'll throw a Molotov c*ck at your stall.
İlkkan knows how to make one.
Okay?
Man, Serkan smacked you in the face.
Yılmaz, you got humiliated, man.
Brother, don't talk without knowing.
Yılmaz said he's young,
he took it easy. That's it.
Hmph.
That's what I heard, honestly.
They say Serkan hit him,
and Yılmaz was doubled over.
Crying and begging for forgiveness.
Who the hell is saying all this, bro?
Who says it?
Why do you guys talk so much?
Isn't it shameful?
Whatever, fine.
But I said to myself,
you know what?
I said Yılmaz didn't get beaten up.
There's something fishy here, I said.
Alright, bro,
why are you saying this to yourself?
If you said it out loud, maybe
this gossip wave would balance out a bit.
Yeah.
Are you so curious
about this matter? Huh?
Are you that curious?
I had the entrusted
microwave in my lap.
Okay? That's how it happened.
While I had the entrusted microwave,
he came, hit me, and quickly ran back home.
That's how this incident happened, okay?
In this life, I only begged
for forgiveness from one person while crying.
And don't make me talk about it
in the middle of this market,
- okay?
- Okay, Yılmaz, okay.
- No need.
- Okay?
- What are you explaining?
- We came to buy our tomatoes.
- No need.
- To some market vendor,
- why are you explaining?
- No need.
Bro, shut up.
Wow, İlkkan,
kudos to you.
Is that how it went down, huh?
Tell Serkan to come and
smack you a couple of times, if you want, huh?
Let him come. We'll see who smacks who.
Man, I swear...
Whatever, man!
Man, I could take him and
his whole family in one go!
Alright, İlkkan, calm down.
Calm down, man.
We know you could beat him if you wanted.
Just calm down.
I left brother Orhan, sister Şermin,
and Serkan
and even our entire neighborhood
to God.
I'm not dealing with this matter.
Okay?
Because God knows what's in my heart.
That's it, let it go, bro.
- I swear, man!
- To hell with your tomatoes.
I mean, man,
I don't even feel like buying tomatoes anymore.
Let's go.
Pumpkins, these are pumpkins!
The tomatoes over there are better.
My dear Yılmaz.
They slapped you right in the face, bam.
Bro, good day. Mind your own business, please.
Man, is your hand
picking pears or what?
Couldn't you hit him back once?
He didn't hit back, bro.
Let's not talk without knowing.
Did you not have the courage,
or do you lack the guts?
Brother Abdullah, I have the guts.
Don't worry.
I had the entrusted
microwave in my lap.
I didn't know where to put it.
Meanwhile, Serkan hit me
and quickly ran back inside.
That's how it happened.
Brother Abdullah,
violence is a bad thing anyway.
- You know that best.
- Well said.
Why do I know it best?
Bro, didn't you get beaten up a lot
in your youth for political reasons?
- Don't bring that up.
- No.
What do you mean no?
What's that?
- I didn't get beaten.
- How didn't you?
You always talk about how
tough those times were,
those tough times.
He got beaten.
Bro, you got beaten.
You told us, oh kids,
if only you knew what I went through.
We were watching the '80 coup documentary.
Man, I followed that period
on TV.
Nothing happened to me.
I was mostly at home.
I was in middle school anyway.
Man, we talk among ourselves,
saying how tough brother Abdullah's
youth must have been.
Turns out the guy was sitting
at home for years, man.
Bro, we, like, idolize everyone
too much, İlkkan.
- Alright, man, alright.
- That's why it happens.
Alright, brother Abdullah.
I said he's young, I took it easy,
I handled our brother Serkan.
Okay?
This matter is out of my hands.
I wish you a good day.
I didn't go right or left.
I've been standing in the same place for years.
May God give you your share
where you stand, brother Abdullah, okay?
Good day.
What stories he told us.
He's lying, he got beaten.
He got beaten, but now it doesn't suit him,
so he says he didn't.
Yılmaz, don't pay any attention, brother.
You're doing the right thing.
Honestly, kudos to you, Yılmaz.
I swear, showing this kind of maturity
is really tough.
Man, this happened just yesterday.
What did this kid do?
Did he go out at the crack of dawn
and create his own agenda
in the whole neighborhood? What's this?
Bro, he's a filthy dog, what else would he do?
He went out and told everyone.
Made up some stuff.
We don't care, bro.
He's young, he's ignorant, we said.
We forgave him, and it's done.
That's what should have happened.
They k*lled Şükran.
Oh, damn.
Oh, sister Şükran.
Not sister Şükran.
Man, don't you know Şükran Konak?
The character from Loveless Lunatic.
She died.
İlkkan, for God's sake, why would
they k*ll sister Şükran, İlkkan?
Think a little before you speak.
Ooh, my dear Yılmaz.
They messed up your face.
What a pathetic guy you are, man.
Get lost, you drug-addict dog.
I'll raid your house and screw you over.
Bro, I'm just kidding,
sorry, man.
Amen.
He prayed too.
My lord, the planes
we ordered turned out to be defective.
Şükran Konak... I'll finish you.
Bro, I'm gonna go break
Serkan's face, I swear.
What happened?
Bro, Serkan made a video
supposedly explaining
how he beat Yılmaz.
What's the video called?
Let me check it out.
How I Beat Yılmaz?
Planes
are flying in the sky, ignorants.
Show it.
But Yılmaz, if you don't want to watch,
bro, we won't open it.
Look, friends, for 24 hours you've been
making me repeat the same thing.
I'm not dealing with this anymore.
Okay?
I've let go of this matter.
Okay?
Watch whatever you want.
I've sealed my lips.
I'm showing it.
Friends, greetings to everyone.
I want to clarify one thing.
That's why I made this video.
Now, friends,
under normal circumstances,
I would never raise a hand
to someone older than me.
But sometimes a person's patience runs out,
and they lose control.
That's what happened with Yılmaz.
Look, he stopped calling you bro,
see that?
Anyway, he came, okay?
With the microwave in his hand,
they had the oven.
He said, I brought your oven, and so on.
My dad called out,
Serkan, come take it, and so on.
Anyway, I went to the door.
Yılmaz is grinning at the door.
You dishonorable jerk, it's been six months
since my mom gave you this microwave.
My mom is a gentle woman,
she doesn't ask for it back.
My dad and I don't even
know about it.
Anyway, he's grinning, and
my nerves got the better of me right there.
Doesn't a person have some honor?
You kept someone's item
for six months,
and you come grinning.
Anyway, I lost control
for a moment,
and I smacked him in the face.
Yılmaz to one side, the oven to the other.
My mom is crying, she got scared.
My hand is heavy, you know.
Man, I slapped him once.
Is the guy dead or alive?
My mom got worried too.
Yılmaz is lying on the ground, unconscious.
After a while, he started
to move slightly.
At that moment, I felt sorry, friends,
because no matter what, he's older than me.
Seeing him lying there helplessly,
I felt bad.
Man, I swear, I want to hit this kid
and go to jail, Yılmaz.
What a shameless guy.
What a despicable man!
Can you switch back to the show?
Switch to the show.
I won't be your sl*ve, Zedo Ağa.
Man,
Loveless Lunatic, you did it again.
Ersoy!
Alright.
Hello, my child.
Is Yılmaz home?
He's home. Come in.
Let me give you some slippers.
- Thanks, thanks.
- Yılmaz.
Dear sister Şerife,
where did you come from?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me catch my breath, Yılmaz.
- I'm out of breath, honestly.
- Welcome.
Can you give me
a glass of water?
Get some water. Ersoy, you don't
know sister Şerife, right?
She’s İlknur’s and
Betül’s stepmother.
I never made them feel like a stepmother,
God knows.
- We know, of course. Of course.
- Of course.
- I'll get you some water.
- Thanks, my child.
Welcome, dear sister Şerife.
What's up?
I had some business in your building.
Stopping at every floor,
climbing the stairs slowly,
that's how I got here.
Why did you take the stairs?
I have a fear of elevators,
I can't ride them. That's why.
Everywhere I go, I climb
the stairs like this.
Yeah.
Yılmaz, they beat you up.
I thought I'd stop by you too.
It came out of the blue, but
please forgive me.
No worries, but it didn't
happen like that, sister Şerife.
They say Serkan beat you up a lot.
- I mean, you don't seem to have much, though.
- Nothing.
I heard they broke
your mouth and nose.
- No, look.
- But as far as I can see,
- you seem fine, right?
- Look. Look.
- You're fine, honestly.
- Look. Is there anything?
Honestly, it looks like nothing.
The events didn't happen
as they're told, sister Şerife.
Yılmaz already left everyone
to God.
Yeah, I entered a phase where
I left everyone to God.
Honestly, you did the right thing,
my child.
- You can't be a thug with th*gs.
- Of course.
It doesn't suit your gentlemanly nature.
- I left the water.
- Thank you, my dear, thank you.
Enjoy.
They pushed Yılmaz's patience
too far, sister Şerife.
But I admire him, really.
I mean, what kind of strength is this?
Really, Yılmaz showed
an incredible stance.
You can't help but admire him.
Anyway, I'll take my leave,
kids.
I was going to visit
Mrs. Şermin upstairs too.
What's up?
Mrs. Şermin's leg got amputated.
I came to visit her
for that, actually.
- How did it get amputated?
- How, what, how did her leg get amputated?
Then let's go
wish her well too.
She's our neighbor, after all.
You guys go, I won't come,
but say get well soon
on my behalf.
When, how did it get amputated?
We were having sex with Orhan.
What time was it, seven or eight?
We went to the summer house for two days
for a change of air.
Çetin was supposed to bring motor oil.
He said one day, then the next,
and it turned into a week.
I said, Çetin, you better
bring it to the summer house.
He said, okay, sister,
I'll be there in half an hour.
I said, Orhan, come on,
let's have sex until he arrives.
Our boiler is on the balcony
of the bedroom.
And right during sex,
with a big expl*si*n...
Alright, Mom, don't tire yourself.
Get well soon, sister Şermin.
The boiler explodes pretty violently, huh?
Thank you, kids.
Oh yes, it explodes terribly,
God forbid, don't neglect
its regular maintenance.
We'll have it checked.
Orhan too
lost his hearing.
His private parts, likewise...
Mom, alright, don't waste your breath.
My hearing is gone.
But not completely.
There's a slight
"sss" sound.
But I generally understand.
Get well soon, brother Orhan.
Thanks, thanks.
We were having sex with Şermin.
Yeah.
Çetin was supposed to bring oil.
Şermin told him to bring it to the summer house.
Yeah, she just told us.
You were having sex.
Alright. Sister Şermin,
really, get well soon again.
Let's not overstay. Let's go.
Thank you.
Thank you, kids, thank you.
Aunt Nursel is calling. Video call.
Oh, wow.
Yes, Aunt Nursel.
Did you call by mistake?
No.
My dear Ersoy, they beat up Yılmaz.
I thought I'd check.
How did they beat him?
Well...
They didn't beat him.
They're lying.
They're slandering him.
Look, they're cursing Yılmaz.
My dear, they beat him up.
Everyone's talking about
what happened to Yılmaz.
What happened to him?
Here, look.
They beat him up, my dear Yılmaz.
From now on, be a bit
more careful with your actions.
Dear Aunt Nursel, look, you
and that other person next to you,
I know who that is.
The one you always hang out with.
I'm leaving them to God.
I'm cursing you, okay?
Shut up. If I come there,
I'll slap you in the face.
Look at the jerk. He's cursing.
She hung up.
Yılmaz, Loveless Lunatic
has been canceled.
What are you saying?
The lead actor
was evading taxes, bro.
They made a statement after his arrest.
They cut all ties with him.
Man, let someone else play.
Why cancel the show?
Bro, the guy plays Loveless Lunatic.
The audience is used to him.
If someone else plays Loveless Lunatic,
people will feel alienated.
The magic is broken.
Hold on, let me add this to my prayer.
Go ahead.
Man! What's happening?
Man, it struck really close!
- What?
- Lightning struck brother Abdullah.
What?
Tch, man! Tch!
Ah!
Brother Abdullah!
Brother Abdullah!
Ask for forgiveness from Yılmaz, friends.
I went too far with him.
I took his curse.
This is a sign.
My dear Yılmaz,
forgive me.
I mocked you a lot.
I humiliated you a lot.
I took your curse.
When the lightning struck me,
a voice whispered
in my ear,
"Yılmaz."
What, bro? What kind of voice?
What kind of voice? Should I tell you?
- What happened? Did you see?
- I saw.
- The guy’s gone.
Call an ambulance!
Call it karma or divine justice.
We saw it with brother Abdullah.
What did you see with brother Abdullah?
Those who wronged you are being held accountable one by one, Yılmaz.
Sister Şermin’s leg,
- Brother Orhan’s deafness...
- Yes.
Lightning struck brother Abdullah.
Brother Orhan’s private parts, likewise.
All this is happening because I
left these people to God, you’re saying.
Exactly.
Is it easy to take someone’s curse,
to leave someone under suspicion?
Brother, fine, let’s say we believe this,
but aren’t these punishments a bit too harsh, Ersoy?
Legs amputated, lightning striking, and so on.
Yılmaz,
you can’t know that, brother. Got it?
It means that’s the punishment these people deserved.
It was written that way.
And now, I mean,
I don’t want to say it, but these people
are really bad, terrible people, aren’t they?
Call them gamblers?
Drug addicts?
I mean, take brother Orhan, for example.
- A briber.
- Everyone knows
- he’s a briber, see.
- A briber.
The slap you took, brother,
might have been the final straw that broke the camel’s back.
That slap became a small motif.
On a divine level, these people’s account books were opened.
How would you know that, Yılmaz?
The mind can’t comprehend such things, son.
That b*stard Serkan will come and kiss your hands, Yılmaz.
I’m going to the bathroom now.
I’ll clear the next table. Okay?
- Big one?
- Big one.
Where’s Yılmaz?
Hold on.
Yılmaz.
Yılmaz, forgive us. Pardon us, Yılmaz.
Since you left us to God, we’ve been through hell.
Serkan made a wrong move. He had a stroke.
A stroke?
Take back your curse, Yılmaz.
The whole neighborhood has turned into a firestorm.
God is punishing those who mocked you.
Right now.
Stop this apocalypse.
Why did Serkan have a stroke?
While watching a recap of *Loveless Lunatic*, he made a wrong move.
He completely locked up.
He can’t do anything now.
He only communicates with his eyes.
With his eyes?
Brother Orhan, *Loveless Lunatic* was canceled. Done. Oh!
See how the wheels of justice are turning, Yılmaz?
- See.
- Alright, brother, alright. Please.
I forgive you all.
I’m forgiving.
Forgive, Yılmaz.
Alright, I forgave. I’m forgiving.
What’s happening, man?
I’m forgiving. I mean...
Yılmaz took back his curse, brother.
Serkan had a stroke.
God really gave it to you, brother Orhan.
Don’t say that.
Don’t ask, İlkkan, we’re ruined.
Oh, look at Necmi, look at Necmi. His life’s messed up.
Karma.
Yılmaz.
Please forgive me, brother, I beg you.
Brother, fine, I’ll forgive you.
I’ll forgive, but is this how the system works?
If I do this, will everything be fixed?
Yılmaz,
I swear, only those who sided with you are unscathed.
I asked around, I checked.
Those who supported you, who said, “Yılmaz, you did the right thing,”
nothing happened to them.
Erkan just died outright.
Please, end this.
God is with us.
- Exactly.
- The guy died, man.
- Hold on.
- How did Erkan die?
He took a golden shot by accident.
It’s not an accident...
How do you know it was an accident?
I talked to his friends.
Erkan always knew how much drugs to take.
They say something’s off about this.
What’s going on?
Brother Orhan, Necmi also mocked Yılmaz.
He made fun of him. Look at his face, full of cuts and bruises. See?
Erkan was there too, he died right away.
Forgive us, Yılmaz. Pardon us.
Brother Orhan went deaf too, Necmi, that’s why he’s shouting like this.
I forgive you. I forgave, alright.
I forgave. Okay?
Alright. What more do I need to do? I forgave, man.
He forgave.
He forgave, brother Orhan.
- Alright.
- Alright.
Close it, man. Alright.
Good day.
I mean, the responsibility on you is huge, Yılmaz.
At first, I really liked this,
people getting punished and all, but
people are dropping dead left and right.
Brother,
all these things that happened
could’ve happened normally too.
For three days, meteorology has been bombarding us with messages.
Heavy rain warnings, lightning warnings. Am I lying?
Didn’t you get them on your phone? You did.
It’s possible. It’s something that could happen.
I
don’t think God is punishing people
for me, brother.
Didn’t our
Ethem have a stroke too?
While vacuuming his winter clothes.
He sent us a picture. “My vacuumed bags,” he said.
These things happen.
Brother, sister Şermin’s leg,
Necmi’s skin disease.
- Erkan.
- Brother,
if you don’t maintain your boiler regularly,
if you don’t take the necessary precautions, the boiler explodes.
Natural gas is an expl*sive gas, brother. Isn’t it?
Necmi’s
dermatological history has been known for years
by all of us, the whole neighborhood.
Didn’t this guy go to leech camps for years?
He rolled around in hot mud.
Do you know what his nickname was among his high school friends?
They call him Eczema Necmi.
His disease flared up, that’s all. So what?
No need to even talk about Erkan. He died by his own poison.
Brother, sister Şermin’s situation still isn’t clear.
Right after this incident, they go to the summer house
and the natural gas explodes while they’re having sex.
My dear.
Is there ever a moment when they’re not having sex, İlkkan?
Everything happens to them during sex.
They probably neglected the boiler’s maintenance because of this, and that’s why it happened.
Brother, life is full of events happening right there and then.
Am I explaining it? I mean, these events aren’t normal,
I admit, yes.
But this is a responsibility too big for one person to bear, İlkkan.
It’s a huge responsibility. I can’t accept something like this.
Yılmaz.
Brother, if you don’t go out and forgive these people now,
they’ll blame everything on you.
One way or another. I’m not even looking at that.
If you don’t do something, this will stay as “Yılmaz cursed us.”
Son, I forgave. I took back my curse.
What more can I do?
What else needs to be done now?
Brother, the first thing we need to do is forgive Serkan.
The main culprit of this whole thing.
Alright, we’ll go forgive him too. Alright.
Why are you pulling out these napkins?
Why don’t you bring a roll of paper towels so we don’t waste these?
It feels better.
And we ran out of napkins, son.
Toilet paper came up at the last meal.
That’s an ugly thing.
- Are we out of those?
- We’re out.
Man, there was toilet paper here the last time we ate.
Oh, my dear brother.
Oh, my lion.
Don’t cry, man, I’m begging you.
Yılmaz! Forgive us.
Serkan is apologizing to you.
Şermin, don’t make me shout, you explain.
Now Serkan can only communicate with his eyes.
Let me explain how it works.
We’ll do it too. How do we talk? Let’s have a chat with him.
Each blink corresponds to a letter in the alphabet.
You count how many times he blinks, and you find the letter.
And he closes his eyes longer between words.
- Alright, let’s give it a try.
- Okay.
Serkan, how are you, brother?
A, B, C, Ç, D, E, F, G,
Ğ, H, I, İ, J, K,
L, M, N,
P,
R.
U, Ü, V, Y.
Serkan, if it’s for Yılmaz’s Y, you don’t need to blink that much, brother.
Don’t say my name.
Get straight to your point.
Brother, please don’t give advice to the guy in this state.
I’m saying it so the kid doesn’t tire himself out.
We counted up to Y with his eyes.
Serkan, we’re here for you, brother, you blink.
Blink, my dear.
A, B, C, Ç, D.
- E.
- E, F, G, Ğ.
Ğ can’t be the first letter.
- H, I, İ, J, K.
- J, K.
- M, O.
- Serkan, alright.
Alright, brother, don’t tire yourself out. Okay?
I’m going to say something to you anyway. I’ll do the talking.
So don’t strain yourself, brother.
My dear Serkan, I forgive you, brother. Okay?
If this is the reason, I’m taking back my curse to God.
I didn’t want things like this to happen.
I hope you and your family regain your old health as soon as possible.
Yılmaz!
Serkan wants to gift you this microwave.
Please accept it.
Brother, this is too big a gift.
We can’t accept it.
It has bad memories.
Please!
It’s not just the oven, it’s the memories it brings up. No way.
Please take it.
You’re putting us in a tough spot.
Please.
What do you say?
We don’t want negatively charged items in our home.
The prosperity of our household... Explain it.
We can’t, brother Orhan. No.
Please accept it.
No, explain the spiritual dimension.
Son, are you going to make me scream about
spiritualism in a sick person’s house for two hours?
No way.
Hello, sir, sorry to bother you.
Is Mr. Yılmaz home?
- Come in.
- Mr. Yılmaz, I’m Rezzak Hoca.
I’m here on behalf of Ms. Ümran.
There’s a matter of lifting a curse.
Welcome, yes.
Glad to be here.
These situations can be misunderstood.
When I say “Hoca,” I’m really a professor.
I’m the head of the Sociology Department at Işınım University.
Since it’s about a curse, the term “Hoca”...
Yes, yes. We’re very pleased.
- Please, let’s go inside if you’d like.
- No, I won’t take up your time.
Let’s talk quickly, then I’ll go arrange the announcement vehicle for the announcement.
What announcement?
Mr. Yılmaz,
can I call you Yılmaz?
Honestly, I’d be happier if you stuck with “Mr.”.
Of course, sorry. Mr. Yılmaz, when Ms. Ümran explained the situation to me,
to be honest, I have experience in these matters.
I told her we need a collective reconciliation,
a collective forgiveness.
We need a face-to-face assembly where everyone accepts and forgives each other.
Yes, but how, face-to-face?
By looking into their eyes and talking to them,
that gives the best results.
Ms. Ümran said she’d organize it.
Let’s clear these negative clouds above us, she said.
- Ha!
- Ha!
Yılmaz, he forgave Serkan, professor.
Serkan is the friend who started all this.
- I forgave.
- Great.
- Isn’t that good?
- Very good.
If we gather the whole neighborhood,
with a reconciliation, this negative pressure will lift from you.
Honestly, Professor Rezzak, as you said,
I feel a huge negative pressure on me.
Please, just call me Rezzak.
Alright, Rezzak.
Then I’ll message you the day and time.
Sounds good, Rezzak.
Just, will sister Ümran be coming to that thing?
To the gathering you mentioned.
She’ll flip out if we don’t inform her.
- Sister Ümran is a bit like that.
- No way, would that happen?
You arrange it. She said she’d come even if her hands were covered in blood.
- Alright.
- Bless her.
- Alright.
- Alright, good evening, friends.
Nice to meet you again.
- We’re pleased too. Good evening.
- Goodbye, Rezzak.
Dear residents of our neighborhood,
everyone who slandered Yılmaz, mocked him, or mentioned him,
we’re expecting you at the parking lot next to the futsal field on Sunday evening at 6:00 PM.
There will be a reconciliation.
Dear residents of our neighborhood, there will be a reconciliation.
Anyone who wronged Yılmaz or feels
affected in some way,
we’re expecting you at the parking lot next to the futsal field
on Sunday evening at 6:00 PM for reconciliation.
Yılmaz will forgive you all.
Dear residents of our neighborhood.
There will be a reconciliation. You’re invited to the reconciliation.
Are you ready, Yılmaz?
I don’t know.
How do you get ready for something like this?
Are we supposed to climb onto the minibus now?
I mean, how’s it going to work?
Should we climb onto the minibus too?
Honestly, Professor Rezzak said so...
Son, are we doing something completely ridiculous here?
İlkkan, what do you say?
Brother, if you don’t want to, you can back out any time.
You know that, right? Just let it go.
Right now, you hold the power to destroy an entire neighborhood steeped in sin.
in the palm of your hand, brother.
Don’t come up to the minibus.
Blend into the crowd, brother.
In case someone causes a scene.
Keep an eye out. Okay?
Alright.
- Alright, go on.
- Here we go.
Good luck.
- Let’s go too.
- Little by little.
Slowly.
Run, run, run!
Throw! Throw!
Sister Ümran, what are you doing here? Why’d you come up?
That’s how it is, my child.
Professor Rezzak said you and I will be witnesses.
Oh, did he say that?
How do we do this, professor?
I’ll talk to the neighborhood first.
- Then we’ll do it.
- Alright.
Dear neighborhood residents, neighbors,
now, those who took Yılmaz’s curse will briefly express their regret.
And brother Yılmaz will forgive them one by one.
What’s regret? Anyone know what regret is?
What’s regret?
Regret is your remorse...
Hayri, make the announcement.
Friends, now one by one, we’ll briefly explain how we took Mr. Yılmaz’s curse
and apologize to Mr. Yılmaz.
Please, let’s keep it short. I beg you.
I laughed behind Yılmaz’s back.
I said his air’s gone now.
I said good job to Serkan.
And for a while, I’ve been having unbearable nightmares.
We’re almost at the point of divorcing my spouse.
Please say your name.
My name is Gülten Sarıtaş.
Now, dear Yılmaz.
You’ll repeat what I say.
Alright, professor.
Ms. Gülten, I forgive you.
Ms. Gülten, I forgive you.
Yay!
Ms. Gülten, get well soon. Please take your place.
Gentlemen, gentlemen in the back. Make way for the lady.
Yılmaz.
We wronged you greatly through our child.
Forgive us.
Our child had a stroke, the pillar of our house went deaf, forgive us.
I forgive you my leg, but you forgive us too.
Look, Serkan wants to say something too.
Professor, he’ll be blinking for two hours now.
- I’ll do it.
- Alright.
Sister Şermin.
I forgive you and your family.
Let’s give the floor to the gentleman in the back.
Yes, you, go ahead. Let’s continue.
My name is Galip Elmas.
I badmouthed Yılmaz to İlkkan.
I said nothing would come of him. This guy’s a complete...
Can we say the word I used right now?
- Sure.
- Jerk.
Oh! Rude!
Yes.
Yılmaz, please forgive me.
Both my kids got expelled from school.
Alright, brother Galip, I forgive you.
I played horse races with the money I borrowed from Yılmaz.
But I told him I’d pay off my credit card.
My name is Melik Özbulut.
Melik, I already know about that. Okay?
Don’t worry about it. I forgive you.
Go ahead.
I’m 44 years old.
And I’m looking for a gentleman who will love me with respect and affection.
My name is Melda Kovar. I’m 44 years old.
Sister, can you step down from there?
Please, gentlemen, friends.
Only the cursed ones to the front. The rest to the back.
Let’s take only the cursed ones to the front row. Please.
I don’t know if I need to say my name.
Hayri. Hayri.
He’ll say his name.
Please, let’s say our names. That’s the procedure.
Okay. Yılmaz knows me well, so...
My name is Levent Pekcan.
While Yılmaz’s ex-girlfriend, Özlem, was with him,
she was with me too.
- Oh!
- Yılmaz, please forgive me,
I gave in to the devil.
You b*stard!
Scumbag!
Professor, can we not forgive this one?
No, that won’t do.
It’s either all of them or none of them.
Alright, you son of a b*tch, I forgive you too. Happy now?
We’ll talk about this, though. You’ll explain everything to me.
I don’t know the gentleman, but since I don’t feel good,
can he do something for me too?
Alright, sister, I forgive you too, okay.
Professor, this won’t work, it’ll take too long one by one.
Can’t we do a collective forgiveness?
It’s possible.
With the condition of sincerely considering everyone,
you can make a forgiveness to the crowd.
Yılmaz!
*Loveless Lunatic* is back! It’s not canceled!
How?
The lead actor was in a lawsuit!
He’s been cleared!
- Bravo! Bravo!
- Wonderful news!
- Bravo!
- Hooray!
Bravo!
Bravo!
I love you all, I forgive you all!
Hey! Bravo!
- Get well soon!
- Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo! Great job! Bravo!
The microwave.
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