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04x02 - Thousand

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "As If". Aired: January 1, 2021.*
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Yilmaz and Ilkkan are two friends who are constantly fighting each other.

04x02 - Thousand

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[bell sound]

Play it again, Sefa.

[bell sound]

Keep going.

[bell sound]

Should we try again? Later?

-We'll come back to it.
-Okay.

[bell sound]

No.

[bell sound]

[woman] Your guest has arrived.
Could you please open the door?

No way.

[bell sound]

What is this? No, no.

Keep going, Sefa.

[bell sound]

-Press it again.
-Again, yes.

[bell sound]

Press it again, Sefa.

[bell sound]

No... Keep going.

[bell sound]

Sefa, I'm kissing you on the eyes.
You are very valuable.

[Tanju] Y?lmaz! Y?lmaz!

Don't look. Don't look, don't look.
Don't look, brother, move. Move.

-Tanju.
-[Tanju] ?lkkan!

Man, we're making eye contact.
You say don't look.

My dear Tanju...

[Tanju] Y?lmaz!
It's very urgent, brother. Come. Come, brother, please.

[Tanju] Come on, brother.

Y?lmaz, you caught us in a trap.

[Y?lmaz] We listened to a lot of bells, a lot.
We really listened to a lot of bells.

[Y?lmaz] The humidity here... Oh.

I think it's time to close this place down.

Brother. Brother,
I swear H?z?r sent you.

What did you do, how are you? Huh?

What did you get from Sefa?

-We got a bell.
-Good. Congratulations.

Okay, tell me. What happened, Tanju?

Brother, I need to go out
for a minute or two.

Can you watch the shop
for half an hour?

We can't watch it. Are we supposed to stay here?
Where are you going?

Brother, is Orhan an ill*gal worker?
I'm going to him.

Who's Orhan?

You know R?dvan upstairs.
The women's clothing guy.

He handed me the envelope now.

They urgently call me to the insurance office, brother.

What did you do? Are we supposed to stay here?

Are we supposed to stay here for ten minutes?

Brother, is Orhan an ill*gal worker?
Orhan is my brother.

He helped me here for two days.

Now they're calling him an "ill*gal worker."

I need to go give a statement, brother.

Damn it...

Okay, brother,
let's stay since we're here.

Let's wait.
Let him go and come back.

Brother, I swear by God.

No one has come to help here.

Just hang out for two hours.

-Relax with tea, coffee here.
-Okay, okay.

Tanju, what if a customer comes?

We don't know anything about this business.

Nothing will happen, man.

Everything has a price tag on it, okay?

You'll scan it with the machine.

Here's the cash register.

Sit and relax with tea, coffee, okay? Huh?

Okay, Y?lmaz, let's stay.
Let's not bother.

Oh, damn it, Tanju...

-Never mind, okay.
-Brother, I need to go.

For God's sake, please. The shop is in your care.

Are we staying here?

Yes, just stay.

Oh!

Oh!

Ugh... Brother, it's Tanju. Unfortunately.

Go away, don't talk.
You jumped right in.

He came out of breath,
saying H?z?r sent you.

You couldn't say we have business, ?lkkan, shame on you!

You couldn't say we have business there.

You should have said it, brother. Come on.

-I was going to say it, but I couldn't.
-You should have.

Selamünaleyküm.

-Aleykümselam.
-Aleykümselam.

Brother, do you have gel?

We don't really know,
it's our friend's shop. We're just watching it.

Isn't Tanju here?

No. Is Tanju here?

Am I Tanju?

Look at this guy.
Do you think he's Tanju?

Brother, how are you treating the customer?

When will he be here?

Honestly, he'll be here in about two hours.
Was the gel urgent?

It's not urgent, it can wait.

No, gel can't wait.
I'll find you some gel.

-What kind of gel do you need?
-[Y?lmaz] ?lkkan.

Don't rummage through Tanju's boxes.

Is it your business?

Brother, you said it wasn't urgent, right?

Come back in two or three hours. Sorry.

When Tanju returns... Get your gel tomorrow.

-Is the gel urgent?
-No.

It's not... Okay, get the gel tomorrow.

Okay. Take care.

Thank you. Have a good day.
I'm tense, sorry.

Why are you doing this?

Thank goodness you're not a shopkeeper, Y?lmaz.
Thank goodness...

I'm angry because of that...
?lkkan, let's get some fresh air.

You're already having a commerce crisis.
It'll be good for you too.

-We were just going to give some gel.
-Go outside.

Go outside the shop. You want to sell something
whenever you see a product.

Get out of here.

Brother!

Can you send two teas to Tanju?

Brother, there's an intercom.
Why don't you press it?

-Where's the intercom?
-[man] There, brother.

Am I Tanju?

He left it to us...
I see you...

Can't we just ask from here?

Is the intercom necessary? Tea...

Yes.

[Y?lmaz] Come. Let's sit outside.

[?lkkan] We didn't sell again.

Brother, can't we get tea now?

I don't know, man. I don't know.

Ersoy, God sent you. Oh...

What are you doing here, brother?

Just...

I came to Serhat.
He said, your friends went to Sefa.

I went to Sefa, he said
your friends went to Tanju.

Brother, Tanju came.

He left the shop to us in a hurry.

He left, and we stayed here.

We're watching the shop.

[?lkkan] Oh! Why are we even friends with Tanju?

Really, why do we keep it up?

Have we ever benefited from Tanju?

Tanju is someone who causes trouble.

One second, okay ?lkkan...
You guys...

?lkkan, you're really
annoying me on this.

Let me intervene...
Look,

while things are happening, you say nothing.
Okay?

You're not involved in the process,
you talk about the results.

Everyone talks about
the results, brother.

Talk about the process.
You're not in the process. Join the process.

Brother, you ignore me during the process
and attack me over the results.

Raise your head. Look around.

Open your head, brother. Look at the outside world.

The world isn't like this.

I know the outside world

-very well, brother.
-You know nothing.

I'm not learning the outside world from you.

Who's Serhat?

Brother, did you buy a bell from Sefa
without asking me?

What does that mean?

Don't you ask me, brother?
What am I here for?

Am I a donkey? Isn't it rude?

The kid is right, brother.

[Y?lmaz] What kind of sensitivity is this?

Ersoy, okay, we'll go.

We'll go downstairs and buy
a bell you choose and like.

But first, listen to the one we bought.
Maybe you'll like it.

Brother, it's not about liking it.

It's not about liking or not.

You didn't include me in this process.
That's why I'm upset.

What are you doing here?
Why did you come?

I came to Serhat. Tattoo artist.
Seçil's boyfriend.

And?

Serhat owed me a small amount.

I came to collect it...
The kid said...

Ersoy, I don't have any money,
Let me do a tattoo for you...

One of the temporary ones.

If you like it a lot,
I'll do a permanent one instead of the debt.

It sounded reasonable to me.

Let me see...
Where? This one?

How is it?

What is this?

It's in Chinese, Ersoy.

What is this? Two feet long?

No...
One says Er, one says Soy.

Two words. Together as one.

So Ersoy exists in Chinese.
Is that what you're saying?

Yes.

-How is it?
-Not sure...

-It's long...
-Not sure at all.

It felt weird.

It fits, you got it...
It means nothing...

It's embarrassing to write your name
on your arm just like that, Ersoy.

I don't know.
It's embarrassing, Ersoy.

f*ck off! God damn...

Look at your own arm.
It makes no sense.

-It makes sense.
-It doesn't.

You're creating
a mystery for yourself.

It makes no sense.

I have one passion,
don't ruin it!

What did I do?

What I have on my arm
is my motto.

It has a meaning, a story.

It's not like I randomly got
Hebrew Y?lmaz on my arm.

My tattoo has a story too.

What's your tattoo's story?

I came to get my debt from Serhat.

Serhat offered me this.
That's a story, Y?lmaz.

-So...
-Seçil's boyfriend.

Then tell me your motto.

My motto is private.

You'll learn it when it's time.

I know it, that's enough for me.

Didn't like it at all.
Didn't like it at all. At all.

It's temporary anyway.

-Hah. I'm glad.
-Excuse me.

Are you available?

-Of course. Please, come in.
-This way...

This way...

Hello, friends.

I'm the interpreter for Bernal Martin.

-Bonjour.
-Yes.

He's a very important
French artist.

He came to our country
for some art events.

We need a few equipment.

-What kind of equipment?
-What kind of equipment?

He says,

one stepladder.

Stepladder...

One rod.

Rod...

Yes, a rod.

And gel.

Gel?

-He says "yes."
-Gel, okay.

Is that all?

-Do you have those?
-We have...

But the gel...

Would you like us to check?

Let's check for the gel.

The ladder is easy.

Let me show the ladder.

My friends will take you for the gel.

-The rod is easy too.
-We have rods.

No gel. Gel.

We'll check the gel.

-I'll take care of the ladder.
-Yes.

-Gel.
-Gel.

Come with me, sir.

What is an intercom?

Isn't it the press-button kind?
You just talk like that.

-It’s the one on the wall.
-Yeah...

Two, three, four, five...
I don't smoke.

Order six teas but
tell Tanju. Okay?

See where that intercom is?

[Speaking in French]

[Y?lmaz] ?lkkan.

I think they are tricking us now.

Why would they trick us?

Tanju is playing a joke
on us right now, I think.

What kind of joke is this?

Well... In the middle of the day,
a French artist or whatever...

Supposedly, he’ll sell us some sh*t
as a joke. He's just joking.

First of all, Tanju
is not a jokester.

[Y?lmaz] Everyone who runs a sex shop
has a bit of humor, ?lkkan.

Remember that, okay?
He's joking.

How does he know we
would come here today?

When did he organize this?

You’ll see.

You won’t talk.

Now I... explained the situation.

He says, honestly...

We can take any medium-quality
product.

[Y?lmaz] Alright then.
The products are over there.

Take a look at your leisure,

-at the products as you wish.
-Alright. Okay.

[Speaking in French]

[Y?lmaz] Ersoy, if you allow them,
let them look at the products.

[Speaking in French]

We would like to order
a thousand of this product.

How many?

[Translator] A thousand.

No. Unfortunately, we can't make
a purchase of this size...

As I said, our friend
entrusted this shop to us.

We are here as a temporary measure.

We cannot make a trade
of this scale, unfortunately.

If you like, I can give you
the one you have as a gift.

Take it as a sample,
ask elsewhere.

Actually, we visited many places.

No one wanted to sell wholesale.

I mean wholesale...

If he didn’t want to see it up close,
we’d be okay but...

If we order now, it will
arrive in a week, he said.

And he wants to touch it, you know?
Can you understand?

Also, these will be applied
to the side of the building.

Yes, yes. We can make such
a sale by the way.

Give us a moment,
I will talk to my friend outside.

With you, Y?lmaz. You all,
please continue to look.

-Alright. Alright.
-Your teas will come anyway.

Come on, Y?lmaz, let’s talk outside.

[Y?lmaz] I’ll call Tanju.

[Speaking in French]

Why are you calling Tanju?

What do you mean why? It’s his shop!

He hung up. Damn it!

Will you listen to me, Y?lmaz?
Calm down, man.

How much do a thousand dildos cost?

?lkkan, don't get into this.
No. No.

Man, just answer me.
A thousand dildos...

Man, ?lkkanc???m, look...

If they wanted to buy one or two,
sell and send them off.

We cannot handle a trade
of this scale, you and I.

This is a job for Tanju.
The shop is not ours.

It wasn’t in his destiny.
Accept it as such.

Brother, as the person who likes Tanju
the least, I say let's make this sale.

I'm telling you come
let's do this sale.

-Y?lmaz.
-What?

Man, there is no intercom in this shop.
Definitely no intercom.

They told us there is. They told us.

I even checked the warehouse.
I swear it’s not there.

What are you selling here?

?lkkan tried to sell
a thousand dildos to a French artist.

We're dealing with that now.

Go, check the places
you've already checked again.

-Dildo.
-Intercom.

They said there's an intercom here.
Go, look, find it.

Find that intercom. How many dildos
do we have here now?

Do you know our dildo count?

Man, with the ones on the shelves,
together with the warehouse,

we could roughly come up with 100-200.

We'll order the rest to complete it.

Let's just decide to make the sale.
The rest is easy.

Who are you?
Have you ever sold a dildo?

What kind of courage is this?
Man, who are you? What audacity?

Man, this isn't courage or audacity.

Y?lmaz, open your eyes a bit.
This isn't courage. It's logic, man.

It's vision.
Look, we'll make the sale nicely.

Then we'll take our commission
from Tanju. Okay?

What commission?

Man, wait...

[Speaking in French]

[?lkkan] Y?lmaz.

Look, man, 300 lira.



Multiply this by a thousand.

-300,000 lira.
-Huh?

-Huh?
-300,000 lira, man.

If we take 10% commission.
How much is that?

It makes 30,000 lira.

?lkkanc???m, this doesn't suit us.

Commissioning and all that
isn't for us.

Things I don't like at all.

Y?lmaz, I see this as a small return
for all the favors we've done for Tanju.

I see this as a small compensation.

Bro, no, I mean...

This guy broke his arm.

Okay? During that cast period,
we took care of him.

I tied his shoes for six weeks.

I fed him, and later found out he could eat by himself.

?lkkan, look, I don't want any commission

income from Tanju.

This is something that will bring us closer to Tanju.
Do you understand?

I want to stay away from Tanju.

Who cares where this commission came from.

Who cares, you or me?

Are you stuck on the content of this?

This will be used in an artwork.

I don't give a f*ck about the content.

I sell dildos. That's not the issue.

You don't understand...
With Tanju...

I don't even want to explain this to Tanju.

Stop saying "dildo... dildo..."

-These are dildos.
-These are health products. Health products.

-Okay.
-Okay, Y?lmaz. Come on.

Alright, sir.
We can make the sale.

-[Director] Merci.
-[?lkkan] You're welcome.



[?lkkan] What’s your count?

[Y?lmaz] Mine is 32 here.

[Ersoy] Could I ask a favor?

[?lkkan] Makes 58. With the ones
over there, it's about 73.

[Y?lmaz] What happened, man?

A thousand dildos didn’t come out.
What will you do now?

[?lkkan] Tanju will order the rest.

We'll give these now.
Don't rush it.

[Y?lmaz] Who are you, man?

Who are you to promise
a thousand dildos, ?lkkan?

[?lkkan] Y?lmaz, please find a solution.
Stop whining, man.

Sir, my friend promised you
a thousand dildos without knowing.

I really apologize.
I am quite embarrassed now.

How many came out?

About 70 something, but
we can't complete it.

Okay, let me do something...

You talk.

[Speaking in French]

So...

If you can complete the thousand
by tomorrow evening,

we can pay for the thousand now.

Sure. We can complete it.

-Can we?
-[?lkkan] Of course.

Then let's do this.

We'll take what we have now.

By tomorrow evening, you complete it.

I'll give you my card.

I'll send someone to pick it up. Okay?

Okay, sure. Absolutely.

Let's say it's good luck in advance.

-Congratulations.
-Merci beaucoup.

-Yes...
-Can we host you here?

Can we host you here?

Merci. Merci beaucoup.

-Thank you.
-I'll keep you waiting for two minutes.

?lkkan, how are you going to do this, man?

What's happening to you?

Trade really makes you brave.

Seriously, patience only goes so far.

If I hit you, you'll disappear among the products. Got it?

If Tanju was here,
what would he do right now?

Think about it. Would he tell them we can't find it?

Put yourself in their shoes.

That's what trade is like. You can find 1000, you can find 2000.

The thing is...

Invoice, this, that...

I don't know how to issue an invoice.

-Do you know how to issue an invoice?
-Yes, bro.

You scan it with that device.

It automatically generates the invoice.

But in bulk sales, don't we need a delivery note or something?

What do you know about this stuff?

Nothing. Tanju said.

You will scan it there.

We'll scan it, the device will give the receipt and invoice.

Scan it then.

-See how you do it.
-Okay.

-Scan it, let's see...
-Okay.

Don't act like you know it.

I hate that.

Here, how will you scan it? Let's see.

-See, bro, how I'll scan it.
-Here. Here you go.

Look, it's already open on the computer.

Look at its barcode.

Scan it.

-Now how...
-See?

How will you make it 1000?

Do you know how to use the cash register?

-It has a thing.
-What thing?

It has... A program.

-Do it. Make it 1000.
-Wait wait. Hold on, bro.

I'll try something now.

Two. It'll go like this, see.

Look, three.

Four.

Five.

-Six.
-Don't count. Quiet.

-Seven...
-Y?lmaz, no intercom bro.

Okay. We're canceling the intercom idea then.

You go directly to the tea house.
Alright?

Tell them directly from there. Or take it.

Go directly to the tea house.

Look, it's already 17. We'll handle it like this.

The guys were also stunned by your method.



Go have some tea, I'll handle it slowly and come.

I'll wait.



Now, do you see
my relationship with commerce?

What are you doing, man? Huh?

-What are you doing?
-What?

What’s happening?

Man, we left you alone for two minutes,
was this the reward?

What reward? What are you saying?

?lkkan, did you sell a thousand dildos
to someone? Is this a joke?

It's not a joke.
A man came,

bought a thousand dildos,
a French artist.

Man, the Ministry of Commerce called me.

"Mr. Tanju, you were
under surveillance for six months.

Did you scan dildos one by one?"
they asked.

?lkkan chose such a method.
Thanks to him.

Man, "You scanned the same product


Please go to your workplace.
We are sending an inspector," they said.

Man, the goods I bought are known,
the goods I sold are known.

I have 50 dildos in my hand,
you sold a thousand.

This is a smuggling crime.
What are you doing?

The guy asked ?lkkan. He said is there?

He said yes. Then he
made an exit from the register.

Which thousand dildos? Huh?

Which thousand dildos did you sell?

Well...

When asked, ?lkkan said, "Tanju would
have a thousand, even two thousand."

Please, talk among yourselves.

?lkkan, did you say
such a thing to the customer?

I didn’t say it to the customer.

I said this to Y?lmaz
in your absence.

Who is this artist?

What art, damn it...

Call him to come here!

Call him! The guys are coming.

You ruined my shop!

-Ersoy.
-Yes?

Is this true? Is there such a man?

It’s true. They were
speaking another language.

The man left his card,
the translator.

Find it and call him. Calm down.
Calm down.

Man... What a fate.

I warned you so much.

Now don't get excited. A way will be found.

How will a way be found?

Okay, call him.

I'm telling you the guys are coming.

What to call? Where he is isn't known.

At worst, we are witnesses.
We can explain. Let him call.

-There will be no problem.
-What does he say?

Okay, the issue is resolved.
Don’t worry. They’re coming soon.

Where are they?

They are eating kokoreç outside.

This guy, Bernal,
loves kokoreç very much.

We are lucky they are close.

They could have gone further away.

Okay, very good. Let them come.
They will talk with the officials.

[Tanju] Man, I will have a heart attack.
Man, really.

Sir, as you see,
there's no suspicious situation.

These gentlemen are entirely for art...

Will this work be exhibited in our country?

It will be applied to the side of
a wall for a short time.

Then it will travel from country to country.
It will end up in France.

But Mr. Bernal chose our country
as the starting point.

Brother, why didn't you
think of buying this from the wholesaler?

Sir, now, when the wholesaler
gave us two weeks,

we decided to collect from
retailers one by one.

When these gentlemen promised us
a thousand dildos,

Bernal thought it would be easier.

Okay then.
Let’s do this then.

For this type of product sold
in this business,

we need to include a document in the file

showing that it was used in such a work.

This could be a photograph.

It could be a draft designed by the gentleman himself.

-Oh, I'm sweating.
-The more we have,

the faster our review will be.

Sir...

[Speaks French]

What is he saying? What is he saying?

What is he saying?

What happened? What happened?

Bro, it says "Your legs are beautiful" in Japanese on your arm.

No, it says "Ersoy" in Chinese here.

Can we now say that the suspicions about the sale are lifted?

You understand me, right?

What's up Tanju? Is there a group?

Hayri, get lost. There's a crisis right now.

Get lost.

I'm sorry.

So, what's our current situation?

Although my friend said so...

Of course, we will review it.

We also want to see the artwork.

Let's see if you are just laundering money here,

or what you're doing.

Bro, please.

Is there such a thing as bulk dildo sales for money laundering?

Please.

Translator brother.
For God's sake,

when this work is finished, can he send us a photo
or a document?

I can send it, but if the artist doesn't want to show his work,

there's nothing I can do.

Still, let's ask now.

Let's say that the seller wants to see the finished product.

[Speaks French]

He says it's possible, but not a promise.

-Okay, it's possible.
-Okay.

-It's possible. Okay.
-It's possible. Okay.

-It's possible. Very good.
-If it's possible,

let's go check out the tattoo artist.

Y?lmaz, let's see Serhat.
We're coming.

Serhat,

you wrote "My legs are beautiful" on this kid's arm.

What's going on?

No bro. It says "Ersoy".

Dude, you will erase this tattoo!

You will give me my 2000 liras!

Then I will forgive you.
That's the deal!

Bro, you know best but
you're deciding too quickly.

Dude, I also made the decision to get the tattoo quickly.

So don't worry about it, okay?

Serhat, why did you do such a thing bro?

Really, I'm very curious. Why?

Man, I didn’t do anything.

You made this up yourself and came here.

No, brother.

A French artist told us this truth.

Accidentally saw Ersoy's tattoo
and burst out laughing.

Who is this French artist? Huh?

Does he know better than me?

Man, my patience is really running out, Serhat.

You will remove this tattoo immediately!
That's it! Over!

[?lkkan] Ersoy, calm down,
wait a second.

First, let Serhat answer my question.

?lkkan, my tattoo says
"My legs are beautiful" in Chinese.

Okay? Screw your curiosity!

Okay man, let’s do this. Wait.

While Serhat is preparing to
remove the tattoo,

also answer ?lkkan's question.

Why did you do this?

Man, there's nothing to prepare.

It disappears in 15 days.
It's a temporary tattoo.

Okay then.
Answer ?lkkan's question.

Why?

Man, actually,

I was jealous of Seçil.

There’s a very different energy
between Ersoy and Seçil.

They get along well. I was very disturbed.

I acted childishly.

I wanted to take such revenge.
Ersoy, I'm very sorry.

Wow... Here you go.

But man, how many people in the world
know Chinese,

understand it, and you make a
Chinese joke tattoo on the man?

Serhat, stand over here.

Let's count this.

I took your 2000 lira, Serhat.

My request from you, don't joke
with anyone using tattoos again.

We love you very much. You are valuable.

-Did you count?
-I counted.

The guys must be gone by now.

Let's go upstairs and take our commission
from Tanju. Okay?

?lkkan, no. I'm very uncomfortable.

Not... commission from Tanju...

Look how many times I told you, please.

Man, it's 30,000 lira.


Okay, if you're uncomfortable, don't take it.

I'll share your share with Ersoy.

When did Ersoy become a partner
in this division?

I'm asking with all due respect.

No, no. Not important.

Don’t involve me, ?lkkan.
I got my money, that's enough.

Alright, then let's go.

But you will let me talk.

I may not. Let's go.

[?lkkan] Let me talk, Y?lmaz.

-Guys, welcome.
-Thank you.

Tanju, my...

Where to, guys?
I ordered us dry pastry.

-Ersoy, open it, it’s nice.
-Thanks.

I’m ordering tea as well.

I haven’t worn it.

Man, was that damned intercom there?

-Yeah...
-We looked for it all day.

-Really?
-Where?

-Here.
-It was behind the boxes.

Recep, four teas for Tanju.

How would I find it?

No, no, it wasn't in a place to be found anyway.

So, Tanju? An adventurous day.

Yeah, it was.
Thanks to you, we survived, but...

But it also happened because of you...

?lkkan, say what you want to say.

Then let's leave here,
I feel terrible.

Man, such a dildo sale
has never been seen or heard.

I mean, I'm scared too, but it's over.

So, Tanju? What was your profit
from this trade?

Which?

[?lkkan] From the thousand dildos we sold.
What did you earn?

Oh, that... It’s not a big deal.

I generally see money not as an amount,
but as a blessing.

-It's not important.
-We see it as an amount.

Man, I mean? Has such a sale
of a thousand dildos happened, Tanju?

Does this suit you?

I'll get straight to the point.
You couldn't do it.

-I mean...
-Go ahead, man.

What are you giving us from this sale, Tanju?

Y?lmaz?

Man, did you really expect
such a thing from me?

Yes.

I'm really surprised.

Hundreds of thousands
of liras worth of sales were made.

Are we going to settle with
some damned dry pastries?

-Man... Are you saying that?
-Yes.

Okay... Okay, let me show you then.

Show us.

-How many... 1000.
-1000.

Multiply. This is the price
of the item.

My profit from this is 20%.

Expenses, staff, withholding tax.

My profit per dildo is this.

[?lkkan] It’s not visible. Hah. Okay.

Now you multiply that...


Calculate.

This is it. Sorry, ?lkkan,
are you f*cking people?

-[Ersoy] Oh...
-[Y?lmaz] Shh.

-Calm down.
-Calm down. What’s happening?

Let’s not swear here.

Okay, look... You set it.
You decide.

Give us what you feel like.

Set the amount, we'll take it and leave.

Okay, then.





Okay, give it and let’s go.

Alright, let it be this time.
What can we do...

Count.

Is it 11? Are you sure?

Wait a second, man. Wait...

-It fell.
-I saw it. I saw it, man.

I’ll put it, I saw it.

Alright, alright.

Give the two you have too.
Let it all be there.

-Give.
-I have it.

Take it.

-[Tanju] Congratulations, brother.
-Thank you.

Spend it happily. It’s honest money.

Every penny in this shop
is hard-earned.

And whose hard work is it? That’s the question.

-Yes.
-Mine? Yours?

It seems debatable.

Wow. 30 minutes in the shop,


One's luck should always be like this.

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

May your luck always be like this!

Tanju, if your tirade continues,

continue towards ?lkkan.

Go ahead. Otherwise, we're leaving.

-Whether it continues or not, we are leaving.
-Take care.

Goodbye, man, goodbye.
Y?lmaz, I won't forget this.

-Don’t forget.
-I won't forget.

-Don't forget.
-I won't forget.

-Okay.
-Nice work.

-Is it today's profit?
-What are you saying?

Is it bothering you?

If you have a problem, speak openly.

Shall I give your money back? Huh?
Do you want your money?

No, man. How come?

That’s you guys. That's you.

-I accept that.
-Put your hand down.

I accepted this.



Man, this is my livelihood.

How many mouths do I feed here.

How many mouths...

It’s not important, Y?lmaz.
It’s not important.

I'm not after 11,000 lira, man.

Go and spend this money
at the nightclub tonight.

-It’s easy money!
-[Y?lmaz] Don't shout.

Is this us? Huh?

Is this us?
Is this how you saw us?

Oh my!

Wherever night falls, that’s morning.

You find your way here and there
like this?

Man, I never knew you like this.

Man, I really never knew you like this.

Where to from here? Huh?

You’ll scam others in the arcade!

Shame, man, shame!

Look at what you're doing to make a few bucks!

Man, what you’re doing,

I think it’s a bit dishonorable!

[Tanju] Tanju, is there an issue?

-Yok abi yok. Yok.
-[Tradesman] Tanju!

-No problem.
-[Tradesman] What’s up?

[Tradesman] Tanju if there is an issue, let’s solve it.

-Don’t shout, that’s enough.
-You think so, Tanju?

I do.

-You think so?
-I do.

Tradesmen brothers!

Listen to me.

In return for your effort,
your beautiful hearts, more importantly

your friendship,

Tanju Healthcare Solutions
has a gesture for you today!

[?lkkan] Y?lmaz... Y?lmaz.

May God bless your work!

[?lkkan] Leave. Leave the money!

-[Tanju] Leave!
-2000 lira is mine!

You are the sl*ve of money!

-[Ersoy] Please, I beg you.
-[Tanju] You are the sl*ve of money!

You are the sl*ve of money!

It's obvious who is a sl*ve to money!

[Tanju] You are a dealer! A thief!

You are a dildo seller!

[Tanju] I'm not selling dildos!

-f*ck off!
-You f*ck off!

-f*ck off lan!
-You f*ck off!

[Tanju] Leave the money!

I’ll lay you down and f*ck you!

[Tanju] You can’t do anything!

[Ersoy] 2000 lira, please.

[Tanju] Bring it. Bring it, chief.

[bell sound]

Let's note this.

[bell sound]

This sound is really drilling into my brain. Continue, Sefa.

[bell sound]

[woman] Your guest has arrived. Please open the door.

This is my favorite for now. Let's continue.

[bell sound]

This feels like... Like bad news is coming. Huh?

Is that so? Yes.

Sefo, ring that again.

[bell sound]

Where do I remember this bell from?

Ethem's bell, man.

Okay, skip it, continue.

[bell sound]

-It's a bird.
-Yes, a bird.

Skip.

[bell sound]

There was supposed to be one more, it didn't come.

This took too long. We probably can't hear those parts anyway.

I think we should continue.

[bell sound]

This one, God forbid, if you're by the door, it'll tear your ear off.

You didn't like it.

[bell sound]

[bell sound]

So? There's no more.

Ersoy, you said you wanted to be part of the process.

But right now, it feels like you're supervising the process.

So, what's going to happen?

But it can't be like that. Be part of the process.

Okay. You guys say something.

This is my favorite. You noted it, right?

[bell sound]

Okay, if it's this one, then it's this one.

Let him choose whichever he wants and let's get out of here.

Let's leave already... I'm begging.

So you're choosing this one?

I don't know... It doesn't seem like it was this one though.

Continue. Continue from where you left off, Sefo.

[bell sound]

I really don't know.

Press the one below.

[bell sound]

This one.