01x03 - Turn Tables Turn

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey baby, I'm at your place

♪ Come down and open the gate

♪ Been trying to get
you face-to-face ♪

♪ 'Cause I got some
things you can pipe down ♪

♪ It's 'bout time
that you come around ♪

♪ 'Cause you look like
you've got some rounds ♪

- Hey, okay!

b*tch!

Stop whatever or whoever
you doin' right now

and phone home!

We got a code RTA
on Rodney's a*s!

- RTA?
- Yeah I said it, code RTA!

- Rodney?
- It's not a drill, girl!

Grab the breakout
bag and get over here ASAP!

- I know Rodney is not
cheating on Shyra like this.

I swear to God!

I fall asleep to
reruns one night

and the whole f*cking
world goes to sh*t?

Alize, cue the RTA
playlist right now!

That's right.

Oh, you wanna cheat on Shyra?

Oh, you wanna cheat on Shyra?

Rodney cheating on my girl?

He gonna get something
straight with me.

Come on, Gwen.

Yeah, mhm.

- Sugar, baby?

- Thank you, Gale.

You're welcome.

- Here.

Why don't you go ahead
and put the tip in?

- Okay.

- I ain't heard that in awhile.

Boy.

You know,

before my Earnest passed,

we used to sit up all night
putting together these puzzles.

- I hope not like this one.

- No.

Not like this.

But when you're
gettin' to be our age,

a little nudity
never hurt nothin'.

- Well, I am honored to
know that you decided

to cover up on account of me.

- I riddle that.

I told my nurse's
aid to set me up

with someone to keep me company.

And since I paid them already,

I guess I might as well have
someone good to look at.

- Well, I could assure you
that they picked the best.

So, how long have
you been widowed?

- Four years now.

But I don't think
about his absence.

I think about how
he made me feel.

And that keeps me.

You have someone like that?

- No.

Other than you Gale, I don't.

I just work hard every day and

hopefully one day, I'll find-

- You millennials
are always thinking

that you got time and that
everything's gon' be perfect,

but it ain't never gon'
be the perfect time

nor the perfect person.

- So you're saying when
you find it, enjoy it?

- Exactly.

You know, when you find love,

you gotta hold onto it with
everything you have, baby.

People think that
it's about money,

but in the grand
scheme of things,

I'm in this big old
beautiful mansion

with a sugar baby visiting me.

- I'm so sorry.

I volunteer sometimes to help to

take care of group of
needy, troubled girls.

Do you mind if I take this call?

Oh really?

Sure.

You doin' something
good like that?

You better go ahead on
and handle your business.

- What, girl?

- About damn time
sleeping beauty!

We've been blowing your
a*s up all morning!

- I'ma need you to bring
it down two octaves.

It's way too early for your a*s

to be this damn loud.

What's going on?

- Rodney got caught cheating
on Shyra with another girl.

- What, what?

- Yeah!

Some damn side salad,
a damn dip-off,

some m*therf*cking
a la carte coochie!

- Okay, master chef, I get it.

- You need to make your
way over to Shyra's

and Mahogany's right now.

- Oh, I can't.

I'm working.

- n*gga, it's Saturday.

What the f*ck do you
mean you can't come?

This a code red!

We need you!

- Excuse me, b*tch, I'm a
lawyer, not a civil servant.

I don't have the luxury to just

drop everything and come to your

she-woman man haters club meet.

- Okay, but you the
secretary of the club,

so who gon' be keepin' the
minutes if you ain't there?

- I'm sure you'll manage.

I mean, I'll try to stop by
and make an appearance later.

Send my regards.

- Nah, forget your regards.

Can you send some
coins instead so

we can buy some of
that damn charcuterie?

Y'all like to eat so much.

Misha.

I'll see what I can do.

Bye!

- Bye.

- Damn!

Hey Gale, speaking of partners,

I heard you like to play rugby.

Feel like teaching?

Just
hang tight baby, okay?

We got snacks coming.

The
calvary has arrived.

- Where's Reign?

- Your royal highness?

He's indisposed at the moment,

but he sends his regards.

Girl, I will cut this n*gga...

My sister, I'm so sorry!

- Okay, we're gonna
have a girls day.

It's gonna be fun.

We've got Oreos, we got
Frito's, Cheetos, and Doritos.

We got Sour Patch
and we have tequila?

Misha, it's 10:00 AM.

Are you serious?

- It's never too
early for tequila.

Matter of fact, it's shot o'
clock right now and I got us.

Where the red cups at?

- Back to my itinerary.

We're gonna stay in our
pajamas all day, ladies.

You hear me?

We're gonna binge
watch "Girlfriends"

and listen to Summer Walker.

And then, we're gonna Palo Santo

this house of all f*ck
energy, you hear me?

- Exactly.

And while she get
on her Peleton,

I'm finna go ahead and
pour us some shots, okay?

- It's okay.

And
while you do that,

pour this tequila for my girls.

- Misha, we don't need tequila.

- Yes we do, girl.

We gon' drown our sorrows
with this tequila, okay?

Tequila's like medicine.

It's good for the soul.

Come on.

Let's go.

This is yours.

Let's toast.

Here's to you back in
these single streets!

Oh!

I'm so sorry.

Cheers to you finding
out the truth and

may it set you free.

Yes!

That's freedom right there.

I love that.

♪ I'm extra

♪ How extra

- Who would Rodney cheat on me?

♪ Post the price with the tag

♪ That extra

- 'Cause he's a man.

- True.

♪ I'm extra

♪ How extra

- Oh my God.

♪ Put a beam on the outback

You know what, f*ck him!

And f*ck her!

I have an idea.

I should torch his car.

No, no, I should
claw his eyes out.

- Yeah.

♪ I flip on the b*tch n*gga

- I should chop his ba*ls off!

Where's your knife?

Gimme it!

- We're not gonna cut ba*ls off.

- I'll do it.

- We ain't going to jail, okay?

♪ Nah, this ain't no Kidz Bop

We are not the girls that
go after other girls.

♪ So you got it like that

♪ Let me see somethin'

♪ From the city that
they all wanna be from ♪

- We are.

- No!

We got after Rodney.

- What, to get him back?

- No!

- Why would we do that
with his cheatin' a*s?

- Right.

♪ With the tag, that extra

- God, it's 'cause I love him.

- Well unlove him.

- And we're f*ck.

♪ Every city that I
go got a section ♪

- You know, I picked up
and moved here with him.

You know, 'cause I thought
we were gonna build together.

- See, that's that patriarchal
oppression right there

and we need to unpack that,

but we'll do that
some other time.

Not today.

We eatin' ice cream.

- f*ck that n*gga!
- f*ck that n*gga!

- f*ck that n*gga!
- f*ck that n*gga!

♪ You dumped me

♪ It's lucid

♪ I'm so high

♪ Eye open lucid

♪ You take me

♪ To the surface

♪ And steady

♪ On the surface

♪ You, I'm crazy

♪ You like that

♪ Don't back down

♪ No, you talk back

♪ Keep it spicy

♪ That's a fair fact

♪ We on the right track, yo

♪ Driving you up

♪ Giddy up, like a stallion

♪ Driving you up

♪ Giddy up, like a stallion

♪ Saddle up and
ride till we pause ♪

♪ Sing along, we
some champions ♪

♪ You know I don't make
it rain in my bedroom ♪

- Girl, you don't got no closet?

- No, not for you.
- Damn.

- Petty party of four,
your table is now ready.

Nice
of you to show up.

Where have you been?

- Minding the
business that pays me.

I
hope it paid good.

- Well, it did.

This is the best that I could do

on such short notice.

Somehow,
we'll manage, child.

- Okay?

- So, I'm not gonna
ask if you're okay

because I know you not.

- I just want it to
be a dream, honestly.

- Listen, you still
have to wake up

and put yourself back together.

- Yes.

- And this nightmare
will slowly fade.

But what's up with Rodney?

What do he have to
say for himself?

- He just gon' lie anyway!

- We ain't tryna hear that!
- Facts.

- It might be a lie,

but at least she would
hear it from him.

We threw him out so fast, girl.

- Guys, like, my life was
on the way to being perfect.

- Raindrop, ladies.

Let me perfectly clear.

No one is perfect
and we've all had

our share of bad decisions.

- Yeah, but I think
you're perfect, Reign.

- Aw.
- Aw.

- Thank you, Shy.
- That's sweet.

- And I also think that your dad

just wants the best for you.

- Speaking of perfect,

my dad thought my mom was
perfect until she divorced him.

- Yeah but Mahogany, your
parents always loved each other.

I mean, God, there was so
much love in that house

when we grew up.

- I mean, they always
lived together,

but they were legally
divorced for five years.

They only stayed together for me

and then they remarried.

- Wow, I never heard that.

- Yeah.

- You know, my dad
treated me like a princess

and I told that
m*therf*cker that

I didn't need a man to save me.

- That sounds like you.

- The only fairytales
my mother believes in

are the ones talkin' about...

♪ Need a pickle

Why do you think they
take solo vacation trips

once per year?

- Well that checks.

Honestly, y'all, our
parents f*ck us up

and we didn't realize
that until, sh*t, now.

- We all grow up wanting to have

a relationship like our parents.

- I'll pass because if I end up

with somebody like
Lloyd, smack me.

- We will, we will.

But what if you end up marrying
somebody like your mama?

- Well then, love in the
universe, that's my omen.

I'll take that.

- I love y'all.

- We love you, too.
- We love you, too.

- Forget Rodney.
- f*ck all that gushy sh*t.

- Get up and let's drink.

This is
the grand selection?

- Listen, don't too much now.

♪ We don't need a club

♪ Got our own groove

♪ Coming at the same time

♪ He done bust it down for us

♪ While we make it
rain in the bedroom ♪

♪ We don't die as all
when we come through ♪

♪ Dirty little secrets

♪ Keep in the sheets with us

♪ She keep coming back

♪ Back for more

♪ I can't wait to show
what's in store for you ♪

♪ I never had this before

♪ This is new

- Mornin'.

How'd you sleep?

- I see someone's
ready for round two.

- Pipe down, Pacquiao.

You know you went
down for the count

before the fight even started.

- Wait.

We didn't have sex?

No.

You was way too lit.

- Here, drink this.
- f*ck.

- It's a blowfish.

It's for hangovers.

You know what?

You should put some
food on your stomach

so you don't get sick.

- Good idea.

♪ I'm not gonna say that
you're the cream to coffee ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't
do it too much ♪

♪ So I'ma say you're the
sweetness to my tea ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't like
it too tart, no ♪

♪ Every single minute
that we spend together ♪

♪ You wanna replay
and see it again ♪

♪ Something like a rerun on TV

♪ What you do to me

- You not allergic
to anything, are you?

- Like?

- Like any of that
cage-free, gluten-free,

dairy-free,
sugar-free, fat-free,

flavor-free sh*t
they have in Cali?

- Oh yeah.

I only eat eggs from a
two parent household.

- Well, I specifically
requested hens

from a broken household
for these eggs,

so I could take 'em back.

- Whoa!

Thank you for breakfast.

Sorry about last night,

stumbling here drunk,
passing out on your bed.

I'm not that girl.

- You know, you sound
less and less convinced

every time you say that.

- I'm not really sure what
I'm convinced of anymore.

- Well, no la-la land.

It's the land of make believe.

- Is that what you believe,

that all of this is made up?

- How else do you explain
a beautiful woman like you

just waking up in
my bed like that?

I wished for a lot of
crazy things before.

- Like what?

- Like for success,
my own business,

a woman who I can share it with,

who has a home.

- I don't hear anything
crazy in that statement.

- Well, the problem with
that, a woman like that

barely has time
for relationships.

- Is that what happened
to the last woman

you brought with you in bed?

- Somethin' like that.

She was into fashion, too.

She felt she had to choose
between her career and me.

She chose her career.

I don't blame her, though.

She did what she had to do.

We had a great time.

- How long was that?

- Two years and some change.

- Was she from LA?

- Yeah.

Why you ask that?

- You know LA people.

- There is a different
breed of folks out here.

- Yeah, that's true.

- And you?

- Me?

- Where you from?

- I'm from the South,
originally the Chi,

so I think I'm good.

- Okay, Southside up in here.

What?

- We gonna get along just fine.

- I think we're already
getting along just fine.

This food is good.

- I appreciate it.

It's the least I can do.

You know what?

I'ma be heading to
work pretty soon.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm assuming you are too.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You wanna grab a shower
before you head out?

And I can go ahead
and take you home?

- I can't seem to tell
you no, so why start now?

♪ Baby, you and I got history

♪ Are we meant to be

♪ Or is it all a lie

♪ Read between the
lines and missing you ♪

♪ And how we supposed to be

♪ Boy

♪ You know that I want it, boy

♪ I can feel your vibe

♪ You keep pulling,
pushing on me ♪

♪ All this time, I sacrificed

♪ But you want it,
then you want it ♪

♪ And slowly, then
it's right for you ♪

♪ I just get this feeling
that I'm too deep ♪

♪ I just got this feeling
you gon' take in me ♪

♪ I just got this feeling
you don't say what you mean ♪

♪ I just hate this feeling

♪ But I can't f*ck
this feeling ♪

♪ I can't f*ck this
feeling no more ♪

♪ Put it how it is

♪ Why you keep on
making a fool of me ♪

- Hey, mom.

- Why you didn't answer my call?

You know I don't like
leaving voicemails.

- Sorry.

I didn't have the ringer on.

- You know I get worried.

I tried calling Rodney too,

but he did not answer.

- I don't know why he would.

He's a coward.

- What's that mean?

- Short story, actually.

We broke up.

And he cheated on me.

- No, no, no, no!

I'm sure that it was
a misunderstanding.

I'm sure that whatever you did,

you could fix it.

You gotta fix it.

I like that boy.

- Mom, I didn't do anything.

He's a liar.

Men are liars, just
like daddy was.

- Now, here we go.

Look, you cannot blame
everything on your daddy!

He was never even there!

You don't know him!

- Where is he, mom?

- In hell, I hope!

- Mom!

Look, he left you.

Not me.

And you kept him from me.

- He didn't wanna
have a family, Shyra.

No matter one was
already on the way.

Look, he chose the
life he wanted to live

and I for damn sure wasn't
gonna chase after him!

He ain't sh*t!

I gotta go.

Dinner I made for me
and Miles, it's ready.

Look, you gon' be all right.

You pretty.

You always gon' be
able to find you a man.

- Not pretty enough to
make him stay, I guess.

♪ Whoa

♪ Yeah, that's me

♪ Who that chillin' at the top

♪ Tell 'em yeah, that's me

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Tell 'em yeah, that's me

♪ Yeah, I be
chillin' at the top ♪

♪ Yeah, that's me

- Not two dingalings
at the same damn time.

Now, see, I'm open.

I don't know if I can do
the jungle sh*t just yet.

I might could get my Tarzan on.

I don't know.

Where is this girl?

- Always best for
couples to talk about

what they like and
don't like during sex

because oh my gosh,

it's so complicated if you
not on the same pleasure page.

It just makes things so
much more complicated.

- Here.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Whatever she told y'all
to do, do that sh*t, aight?

She know what she talkin' about.

- Look who's here.

- Look at you making
sure that all the girls

is getting satisfied
one vag*na at a time.

- Look at you, bringing
a smile in my face today.

- Listen, that toy you
told me about, whoo!

I swear I reached a
heavenly experience!

Lord have mercy.

- See what I tell you?

- Honestly, I think I need
one for each of my homegirls.

- I'm not doing a slumber party.

- Don't be like that.

Them is my friends.

I love them.

I know they full
of drama, though.

But you know what?

They're the exact example of why

I don't want a
typical relationship?

- What's typical?

- You know what's typical.

Guy meets a girl,

girl falls in love with the guy,

they get married,
all that stuff.

Maybe a little girl meets girl.

- Maybe one girl
falls in between

the other girl's legs.

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

- I should only imagine, huh?

- Well, you know, I
do have a break in 15,

so if you tired of
imagining what I can do,

just say the word.

- The word.

I like it!

♪ All the people I love

♪ They only think of problems

♪ They know that
you will hold on ♪

- Hey, I was thinking.

- What?

- You said f*ck love,
have sex, right?

♪ Left all the love already

♪ Ain't you in love already

♪ Can we make love already

♪ Let's fall in love already

♪ Is that what
you want already ♪

♪ You gotta believe
what you saying to me ♪

♪ Like, I got you baby

♪ That's foreign to me

♪ 'Cause I ain't
so used in awhile ♪

♪ And just pick and run

♪ You do it for me

♪ That's why I do it for you

- Oh my God!

Nicole!

I'm 'bout to c*m!

I'm 'bout to c*m!

Oh, Nicole!

Well, I
told you that I'm just

not just all talk, right?

- I know.

Do it again.

Do it again!

Do it again!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

- That's a good wall.

It's so clean, swole,
comfortable, and so wet.

- Can't tell if you talking
about me or the bathroom!

Yes.

Right there.

- Someone's in here!
- Someone's in here!

- I told you a
woman knows another

woman's body better
than anybody.

- You did.

Now how was that
for my first time?

Not bad, huh?

- You keep doing it like that,

we gonna have to
piece that tongue.

Oh really?

Now get
back down there.

- Come on you
little dirty puppy.

Get your wrinkled a*s down here.

Stand up, b*tch.

♪ Told me you don't
want nobody else ♪

♪ You don't want nobody

♪ Want nobody

♪ Lick me up, lick me
down, lick me sideways ♪

♪ Turn me round, grab my
legs, f*ck me sideways ♪

I think you
taking advantage of me

since I don't know how to play.

- I think I'm just good
at managing my coins.

♪ Turn me round, grab my
legs, f*ck me sideways ♪

♪ And that money make me c*m

♪ I wanna c*m, baby

- You were saying?

♪ Licky, licky

♪ Licky, licky, bust me down

♪ Sitting pretty

♪ p*ssy pretty, wipe me down

♪ Licky, licky

♪ Licky, licky, freak me down

♪ Licky, licky

♪ Licky, licky, bust me down

- Marques, don't go.

I'll behave.

- I don't wanna do
nothin' with you

with them tighty
whities, little ba*ls.

Little d*ck, nasty b*tch.

You f*cking pathetic.

That's the easiest
money I ever made.

- Hey.

- Excuse you.

- Professor paired
us together for the

final design project?

I was coming to ask
when you wanted to meet.

- Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I must've zoned out.

- You zoned out?

Wow.

Didn't know Professor
Clemons, star pupil did that.

Look, I have work study in
the library every evening

during the week.

It's safe and it's well lit.

- Sure.

But just the project and
then we go our separate ways.

- Cool.

Just the project and then
we go our separate ways.

I'll see you later.

- Now that seat look like
it has my name on it.

Mind if I join you?

- It's a free country.

- Now we both know
that isn't true.

You've seen the news.

- I see you like to
keep things intimate.

- Oh!

Real intimate.

And I study cases
all day and I've

definitely studied yours.

Keeping you close,
like, real close,

is the safest route for me.

- Safe.

That seems to be the
new concept these days.

Safe for me or you?

- Definitely me.

♪ We don't fill the blanks

♪ Bet you just can't describe

- Man.

It's crunch time at the bar.

There's still hella work to do,

so I'ma be around
there around the clock

for like the next few days.

So, I ain't want you to
figure I was ghosting you

if I miss a few of your calls.

So I'ma hit you once
I come off of here.

- It's all good.

I need the bar to be
in perfect condition

for the relaunch and
Fabiola's probably

gonna be up my a*s 24/7.

Speak of the devil.

I gotta go.

- Not until I get another kiss.

- I gotta go.

- No.
- Come on, quit playing.

- I'm not leaving till
you give me another kiss.

Okay.

Gotta go.

f*ck that.

You ain't going nowhere.

- You gotta c*m quick, okay?

You're so full of sh*t.

♪ Feeling like Whitney

♪ I need the bag, bruh

♪ Send it through quickly

♪ I making his dog

♪ Like I'm in the big league

- Okay.

Three days, three days,
people, till the event, okay?

And it has to be excellent,

not good, not great,
I mean, excelante!

Everyone's job depends on it!

No, no, no.

Don't bother me with that.

Models are flying
in from everywhere

to attend the relaunch,

so I need arrival
times and hotels

ASAP for the welcome gifts.

You got 30 minutes to
get me that list, okay?

Go, go, go, go, go.

Impressive, Mabel.

You almost seem like
a real assistant.

Now wipe that silly
smile off your face

and get me the food
vendor contracts, please.

- Already have them.

- Oh, look at that.

How quick you are.

Katie, hold on.

I knew you were
good for something.

You are Katie, right?

Okay, thank you.

All right.

That's good.

I think we're good.

Move it, move it, move it!

- Fabiola.

- Just get it out.

- One of our vendors...

- Okay.

Let me stop you right there.

Today's not the day.

Figure it out, honey.

Figure it out.

That's why I pay you.

I think I pay you, anyway.

If you're gonna
bring me something,

bring me something I can use!

But don't nobody
bring me no bad news!

It's "The Wiz."

♪ Josh, don't do that sh*t

♪ Knocking

♪ Boots brewing on my game

♪ When I popped out
like they log in ♪

♪ Targets

♪ Reefer case, no wallet

♪ Just blew a baddie
like a sky sent ♪

♪ Kept that in the AM

♪ Going real fast

♪ You can't honey

♪ Had to drill that

- You couldn't just
stay away, could you?

- From you, babe?

Never.

- Bianca?

- Surprise.

What are you doing here?

- I'm back from overseas.

- Early and unexpected surprise.

- Yeah, well, speaking
of unexpected,

when you said you'd
have this place ready

in a couple months,
I had my doubts.

- You weren't the only
one that had big dreams.

- Don't be like that.

I thought you'd be
happy to see me.

- I'm processing.

Are you back for good?

- I am back for now.

Isn't that enough?

♪ Why you tryna put on a mask

♪ And act like these things
are just gonna pass ♪

♪ Mean like they nothing

♪ Like they nothing

♪ 'Cause I don't know
if they something ♪

♪ And I just need
you to know why ♪

♪ I refuse to let
the light fade away ♪

♪ Even through the
dark, you stay ♪

♪ I got

♪ Oh, I got

♪ To see the light

♪ And the one that follow

♪ Yeah, he makes it easy

♪ I know I don't got it all

♪ I ain't got it figured out

♪ But we there before

♪ He told me I'll make it out

♪ Just the way he
planned it out ♪

♪ All I gotta do is trust
in him and all that ♪

♪ He will work it
out, work it out ♪

♪ I got no, no

♪ Yeah, you know it

♪ I got no, no

♪ Yeah, you know it

♪ Yeah, you know it

♪ Yeah, you know it

♪ I got no, no

♪ Yeah, you know it

♪ I don't got it
all planned out ♪

♪ But you know

♪ I just watch it
all played out ♪

♪ 'Cause I know

♪ That you know

♪ You know

♪ Covered in this
life until forever ♪

♪ I don't got it
all planned out ♪

♪ But you know

♪ I just watch it all play out

♪ 'Cause I know

♪ But you know

♪ You know

♪ 'Cause we're in this
life until forever ♪

♪ Walk step by step

♪ But I'm on a different pace

♪ You won't see
me on the ground ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm walking
on the waves ♪

♪ I don't ever look
down, down, down ♪

♪ I'm just focused
on this face ♪

♪ I don't gotta know it all

♪ That's a different
type of fate ♪

♪ Hold up

♪ I know you gon' show it