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03x03 - Hocus Focus/Furricane

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Go, Dog. Go!". Aired: January 26, 2021 – November 27, 2023.*
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The series revolves around the lifestyle of two young canines, Tag Barker and Scooch Pooch, in their canine town of Pawston.

03x03 - Hocus Focus/Furricane

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-[engine zooms]
-[tires squeal]

[propeller whirring]

[electric buzz]

[tennis rackets thwacking]

-♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
-Go, dog, go!

-♪ Do you like... ♪
-♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪

-♪ Do you like... ♪
-♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪

♪ Do you like... ♪

♪ Cars, blimps, boats, bikes and trikes? ♪

-♪ Just being awesome? ♪
-♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪

-♪ Hey, go ♪
-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪

-♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
-♪ No, no, no ♪

-♪ Go, dog, go ♪
-♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪

♪ Go, dog, go! ♪

[Tag] "Hocus Focus."

And for my next trick,

I will make my assistant,
Scooch Pooch, disappear!

[whispers] Scooch, hide!

[whispers] OK, I'm hidden.

Ta-da!

Cluckles loved that trick.

I haven't seen him this excited

since Kevin laid an egg.

[whispers] Now we bow.

Wow, you are so good
at pretend magic, Tag.

Yep.

And after Muttfield's magic class,
I'm gonna be good at real magic.

You are, too.

And for my last trick,

I'm gonna make both of us disappear.

Poof!

[screams]

[clucks]

Magic class, here we come.

Hey, Tag?

What if I'm not good at magic?

That'd be OK.

Different dogs are good
at different things.

You know what you are good at?

Chicken stuff?

Being my best friend.

And chicken stuff.

Hey, Big Dog and Little Dog.

-Hey, Tag.
-Hi, Scooch.

Are you dogs here
for Muttfield's magic class, too?

We sure are.

I wonder where Muttfield is.

[horn blow]

Hi-yah!

Thanks for the ride, Frank!

Beans, why are you wearing
a karate headband?

Because I'm gonna learn magic kicks.

Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

No, Beans.

This class is to learn magic tricks.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Why isn't Frank here?

He doesn't like magic.

Or kicking.

Welcome to Muttfield's Tricks and Bones!

I am Muttfield the Magnificent.

[clapping]

As you may know,
a magician never reveals his tricks.

[all] Aw!

Until today!

Yay!

Whoa!

Magic wands and cuffs!

After I teach you a few tricks,

you will all perform in a magic show.

And it will be... magical!

Just like this trick.

[cooing]

It's all in the hat.

Whoa!

Can't do my big trick in the show
without all my doves.

Muttfield, can I try that trick?

What? No!

Hat tricks are for master magicians only.

Ooh, can I try?

Are you a master magician?

Not even close!

Then I'll say it again,

hat tricks are for master magicians only.

I'll be a master magician in no time.

[laughing] Perhaps, perhaps.

But you have to sit before
you can roll over.

So today, we're just going to focus on

the easy tricks.

[whispers] What if I can't
even master the easy tricks?

Just follow my lead, buddy.

And now for our first trick.

The disappearing ball!

So meet me there!

Meet him where?

Sorry, should have been more clear.

Meet me at the ball store.

Because that's where the ba*ls are.

Poof!

Did I disappear?

[Tag] Beans, come on!

Oh...

Huh?

I really thought Muttfield
would beat us here.

Sorry, traffic was terrible.

And now, the disappearing ball trick.

Now you see it...

now you don't.

Huh?

Any questions?

How did you do that?

It's all in the paw.

Now you try.

My ball is still here.

Mine too.

[chomps]

[mouthful] Not mine.

Is the ball in your mouth, Beans?

[mouthful] Maybe.

[spits] Magic! [laughs]

Disappearing ball trick,

I got this.

Ugh, this trick is impossible!

I think my ball is broken.

It's not.

But don't worry if you can't
get it right away.

Magic isn't easy.

[sighs]

Guys! I think I made it disappear!

Open your mouth, Scooch.

[Tag] Whoa!

You really did make it disappear.

But how?

I guess it's all in the paw.

I've never seen anyone learn
that trick so quickly.

Scooch, you're a natural.

OK, class,
time to move on to the next trick.

The magic rings!

So meet me there!

[poof]

Again? Where's "there" this time?

Sorry.

Meet me at the Amusement Bark.

Because that's where the rings are!

[spits] Poof!

This time I'm gone, right, guys?

Guys?

Did I make you disappear?

[Tag] Beans, come on!

[chuckling] Oh, good.

I thought I did magic.

I think he's gonna appear there.

I think he's gonna appear there.

You're both wrong!

And now, the magic rings trick!

Two rings, please.

Remember, it's all in the paw.

I think I got this.

[groans]

I think these rings are broken.

Oh! Mine too.

Not mine.

Ours either.

Nicely done, Scooch,

and Big Dog, and Little Dog!

[clings]

Ugh! This doesn't make any sense.

I'm usually so good at stuff.

It's OK.

Maybe you two will have more luck
with the next trick.

The appearing napkin!

So meet me there!

[poof]

OK, I thought that one was pretty clear.

The Big Bowl Diner?

Because that's where the napkins are!

[chomp]

Hi, Wagnes.
Why are you holding out an empty plate?

Thank you for the assistance, Wagnes.

Just a coffee for me.

Now,

the appearing napkin trick!

It's all in the paw.

Bon appétit!

Appearing napkin trick.

Hopefully, I got this.

Well, Beans,

looks like we're the only ones who can't--

I did it!

[all chanting] Beans! Beans! Beans!

[chanting] Me! Me! Me!

Why am I the only one
who can't do a single trick?

[sighs] It's all in the paw.

It's all in the paw.

Keep practicing, Tag.
There's still time to find your magic.

OK, class.

Let's go back to my shop
and practice for the big show.

So meet me there!

[slurps]

Mm, that's good.

I'm amazing!

[groans] Come on, ball, disappear!

You remind me of myself
when I was your age, Scooch.

Here's a trick you might like.

Pick a card, any card.

Which card?

This card?

Or this card?

Abraca-wow-wee!

[gasps]

You must do that trick in the show.

Which reminds me,

I need to go iron my bow tie.

[poof]

[sighs] Scooch,

why is magic so hard for me?

I thought I was gonna be amazing.

You can't be amazing at everything, Tag.

Plus, different dogs are good
at different things.

Like you said.

I know.

But I said that before
I wasn't good at magic,

and I really want to be good at magic.

[gasps] It's all in the hat!

I think this is gonna be my trick, Scooch.

I think you should put that hat back.

Muttfield said it's
for master magicians only.

But it looks so easy.

Watch.

See? Easy.

Uh, that's too many doves.

Way too many doves!

We need to get them back in the hat!

Muttfield needs them for the show!

OK, nobody open the door!

Got it!

Ta-da! I did it!

I made something disappear!

Beans, I said don't open the door.

Oh! That's the opposite.

Sorry.

You were right, Scooch.

I shouldn't have used that hat!

Sorry, Muttfield, wherever you are.

[yelling] Gah!

I'm right here. And I accept your apology.

I wanted to be good at magic so badly

that I tried a trick I wasn't ready for.

I'm just not good at magic.

Maybe not yet, but give it time.

Also, you are very good at going fast.

So...

[gasps] Right!

I'll chase down those doves
before the show.

And I'll help you!

Let's go, dog, go!

[upbeat music plays]

Nothing to see here!

Don't mind us!

A beautiful day for dove chasing.

[effort grunts]

[groans]

Oh, these doves are too quick!

Scooch, you grew up on a farm.

Any ideas how to round them up?

I'm more of a chicken guy,

but I'd say seed should do the trick.

But we don't have any seed.

Or do we?

Poof!

[gasps] How'd you do that?

Magic!

And I always carry bird seed.

[cooing]

Nifty trick, Scooch.

You ready for the show?

I think so.

I know so.

You're a great magician.

And if you need some help,

I'll be right by your side.

And for my next trick,

I'll need the help of Tag the Terrific!

[chuckles] Yeah!

[crowd] Ooh!

[crowd] Aah!

Ooh!

[cheering]

Yeah!

[gasping]

[cheering]

-All right!
-[laughs]

And for my final trick of the evening,

I'll make Beans appear!

Oops, wrong beans.

-Huh?
-What happened?

-Huh?
-What's going on?

It didn't work!

Sure it did!

[poof]

Yay!

[crowd] Ooh!

[fanfare plays]

Magic!

[cheering]

[sucking]

[Tag] "Furricane."

[chirps]

The faster we clean up this fur,

the faster we get to the picnic!

Sweep, dogs, sweep!

And work up an appetite because
there's going to be lemonade.

And burgers!

Don't forget the potato salad!

Ugh, there's just so much fur.

Shedding season is the worst.

[shudders]

Sorry.

I got it!

[whirring]

[screams]

Tag, I didn't know you were still afraid
of the vacuum cleaner.

Maybe I'm not anymore.

Go for it, Paw.

[powers on]

[yells]

Still afraid!

[chuckling] Hey, Tag.

Spike?

What are you doing home from space?

Are you here for the picnic?

No. I'm here for the furricane.

A furricane?

No!

Wait, what's a furricane?

Follow me.

Whoa! A space rover!

As a Space Cadet,

part of my job is monitoring the weather.

Unfortunately, I've detected a furricane
headed straight for Pawston.

Whoa!

A space rover pop-up video screen!

Whoa!

A, um...

What is that?

That is a furricane.

And it's what happens
when you mix wind with fur.

It's like a tornado.

But furrier.

Why don't you just call it a furnado?

The point is,

a big gust of wind blew
through Chew York City,

picked up all the fur
from shedding season,

and now it's headed straight for Pawston.

If we don't stop the furricane,

the town will be covered in fur.

[gasp]

Which means there will be fur
in the lemonade,

the hamburgers, and the potato salad.

[gasp]

The picnic will be ruined!

[gasp]

That's why I'm here.

I'm going to try to stop it.

But in case I can't,

I need you to get all the dogs
at the park inside.

And the potato salad.

We're on it. Go, Barkers, go!

But, Spike, I want to go with you
and help you stop the furricane.

I'm sorry, Tag.

This is a job for Space Cadets.

[starts engine]

[tires squeal]

OK, to stop a furricane

I have to think like a furricane.

So I'm spinning and I'm furry--

Like a fur ball.

Right. So all I have to do is--

-Catch it!
-Exactly.

Wait, why do I sound like Tag?

-Tag!
-[brakes screech]

What are you doing here?

I told you,
this is a job for Space Cadets.

Please let me stay, Spike.

I wanna do Space Cadet stuff
and stop the furricane!

Please, please, please!

Also, please?

[sighs] OK, fine.

Yes!

Can I drive?

Maybe later.

So, here's the plan.

We're going to catch the furricane
in a net before it reaches Pawston.

Great! But where are we
gonna get a net that big?

The space rover has one.

It's used to catch space junk.

That's the technical term
for stuff that floats in space.

Being a Space Cadet is so cool.

I know.

Now we just need to figure out
which button activates the net.

Hmm. Let's see.

Accelerate, altitude.

Ooh! Automatic back scratcher!

Ooh! That's nice.

Tag! Focus!

Also, you're shedding all over.

Sorry.

Odometer, oil change, orbit mode...

OK kids, we have to...

Wait, where's Tag?

She probably hid in Spike's rover

so she could help him
and he said no at first,

but she said, "Please, please, please!"

And so now they're chasing
the furricane together.

That sounds about right.

OK, we have to find a way to get

-all these dogs inside without panicking.
-[pants]

Probably best not to mention
the furricane.

Paw's right.

So get creative and get these dogs inside!

Hi there, sir.

Makin' a sandwich?

Of course!

I've got the bread,

mayo, bacon, cheese, other bread...

Sounds delicious!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know

that we're having an exciting promotion
at the doorbell store.

The first customer gets
a sandwich doorbell!

Huh? Huh?

Oh, thanks, but I'm more interested
in sandwiches that I can eat,

and I cannot eat a doorbell.

[chuckles]

I've got lettuce, avocado, onion,
sweet and Spanish.

That's the beauty of an onion, beets,
I got beets...

[sighs]

[brakes screech]

Did you find the button for the net?

Navigation system, net!

Nice work, Tag.

And just in time.

There it is!

We just need to position it now.

Follow my commands.

Space Cadet Tag, awaiting command!

Uh, you're not a Space Cadet.

I know. But it's fun to say!

Higher! Lower!

Lefter! Backward!

Down! And... stop!

Perfect.

Hmm. Not perfect.

Now what do we do?

The furricane is still headed
for the park!

We need to try something else.

Because when the going gets tough,

Space Cadets keep going.

I like that.

We've got a furricane to catch.

And I've got a back to scratch.

Ooh, yeah, that's the spot.

Time to get this dog inside.

Hi, Lady Lydia.

I'm looking for a new circus hat

and thought maybe you could show me
what's in your hat closet?

I can show you right here!

I always bring my whole hat collection
to a picnic.

Do you like this hat?

Or this hat?

Or this hat?

How about this one?

Do you like this hat?

-[sighs]
-Or this hat?

Hambonio!

I'm giving a big talk
at my rock club later

and I need a fur cut.

Meet me at your studio!

[sighs]

[Tag] What are we doing up here?

If we can't catch the furricane,

we'll have to blow it
off course with the--

Super Fan?

Exactly.

The Super Fan button should be right here.

Wrong button!

Why do you have a vacuum cleaner here?

Space cookies are really crumbly.

[yells]

[whimpers]

You're still afraid of vacuums, huh?

[sighs] I guess I am.

That's more like it!

Furricane approaching!

Here it comes!

-Ready, Tag?
-Ready!

Not quite.

Now!

Ha! It's working!

Yup! It's headed for the dump now.

-We did it, Spike!
-That's even worse!

The dump is full of all the shedded fur

and the furricane will pick it up!

[Tag] Yikes.
The Furricane is furrier than ever.

[Spike] Oh, no!

The wind just blew the furricane
back on course!

It's headed straight for Pawston Park!

What do we do now?

When the going gets tough, Space Cadets...

Keep going.

Yes! Nailed it.

I'm such a Space Cadet.

Oh, this plan isn't working!

The park is still full of dogs.

We have to tell them about the furricane!

Attention, everybody!

There's a furricane on its way
and we all need to get inside.

Oh, no! A furricane?

Wait, what's a furricane?

It's what happens when
you mix high winds with fur.

Like a tornado. But furrier.

Why don't you just call it a furnado?

-That's what I said!
-The point is,

you need to get inside
or you will all be covered with fur!

We're dogs. We are covered with fur.

Yeah, but your food
will be covered with fur too!

Not the hamburgers!

Not the potato salad!

Not the lemonade!

I got my sandwich, the bread, mayo,
bacon, cheese, other bread...

Well, I guess it's up to
Spike and Tag now.

Well, we have no choice.

We gotta keep going.

Whoo-hoo! We're going to space!

We're actually just going up in the sky.

Whoo-hoo!

We're going up in the sky!

Furricane!

All right, Spike. What's the plan?

I don't know!

We tried catching it,

we tried blowing it off-course...

Got an ideas?

Not yet, but I will.

The back scratcher?

It helps me think.

I got it!

We do this.

But you're afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Yes.

But I'm more afraid of
the picnic being ruined.

Besides when the going gets tough,

Space Cadets keep going, right?

Right!

But how is that little vacuum cleaner
gonna suck up that big furricane?

I just need to make a few adjustments.

We're going to need a bigger vacuum bag.

Mom, bring the blimp.

[screams]

[suspenseful music plays]

Ready!

Get me into position, Spike.

You got it, sis.

Almost there.

[exhales] I can do this.

I can do this.

It's now or never, Tag!

It's working!

Yeah! Keep it up, Tag!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

-[cheering]
-Yay!

Close, huh? [chuckles]

[yips]

[cheering]

Thank you so much for saving my sandwich!

Now I can finally eat it.

Yep, because we got all of the fur.

Not all of it!

No!

I like vacuums now.

Mm. And the relish.

I think it's the relish
that is actually surprising,

the sweet and sour pickle...

Thanks for all your help, Tag.

You make a great Space Cadet.

Wanna drive the rover home?

Do I ever!

Go, rover. Go!

[end theme music playing]

[beatboxing]

♪ Bow-wow-wow ♪