01x07 - Ding Dong Day/Grand Sam

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[Tag]
"Ding Dong Day."

Attention, passengers.

This is your blimp pilot,
Tag Barker, speaking.

Attention, passengers.

This is Gilber Barker,
your real blimp pilot, speaking.

Attention, children, Mom speaking,
and I'm the blimp pilot.

[both] Aw!

But since it's Take Your Kid to Work Day,
you can both be my co-pilots.

-Ooh! Can we do loops?
-We sure can.

-Oh! Can we do a barrel roll?
-Of course.

Can we do a topsy flopsy
with a lazy rainbow?

If you tell me what that is, maybe.

Or... maybe one of you kids

wants to come with me
to the doorbell store. Eh? Eh?

Uh, no, thanks, Paw.

Sounds great. Maybe next year?

I-I get it.
The doorbell store is no blimp.

Okay. I'll just grab my briefcase and go.

You know, you kids come with me
on the blimp

every Take Your Kid to Work Day.

I think one of you
should go to the doorbell store with Paw.

It would mean a lot to him.

Great idea. Have fun, Gilber.

[Gilber]
I will!

Because I'm goin' on the blimp!

[blows blimp horn]

[sighs] I guess I'm going
to the doorbell store.

You know, your father loves doorbells.
You might, too.

Okay, Mom. I'll give it a shot.

Great. I'll pick you up
at the end of the day

for a special blimp ride.

Attention, passengers,
it's been a pleasure flying with you.

[garage door buzzing]

Hey, Paw, mind if I come with you
to the doorbell store today?

Really? [chuckling]
You wanna come with me?

Dad, it's no big deal.

Yep, yep-yep. Just a daughter
making her dad's dreams come true.

No, no big deal. I'll, uh,
[clears throat] go get the two-seater.

[giggling] Yes!
She's coming to the doorbell store!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

What I love about doorbells is,
there's a million of them!

You've got your buzzers, your bells,
your chimes, your melodies,

but if you ask me, you can't beat
the classic ding-dong.

I love it so much,
I even made it my car horn.

[ding-dong]

[zooms]

So cool!

Oh, you said it! Can't beat the original!

Oh. You-You meant the blimp.

Yeah, Mom's taking me for a ride later.

Yeah, yeah, the-the blimp is a blast.
But don't knock doorbells.

Because they don't knock, they ring.
Get it? [laughs]

So, what's next?

Shh, Tag, do you hear that?

No, I don't hear anything.

Exactly. It's so quiet
before the customers get here.

I call it the calm before the ding-dong.

[melodic dinging]

First, we have to test the merchandise.

Wait, does that mean
we get to ring some doorbells?

Oh, no. [chuckles]
We get to ring all the doorbells!

Now don't be shy. Let 'er ring!

[rings]

[rings in different tone]

[ringing in different tones]

-[barks]
-[bleats]

[silly sounds]

[different tones]

[both laugh]

You're a natural. Now check this out.

[ringing in different tones]

♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪

♪ On the doorbell of love ♪

Whoa! That was awesome, Paw!
Did you just make that up?

[chuckles] Nah.
I used to be a singer in a band.

That was one of our songs.

You were in a band?

Oh, a long time ago.
I think I've got a picture around here.

It was a fur-metal band called Sniffer.

[Tag snickers] That's you?
What's going on with your hair?

[chuckling] Like I said,
it was a long time ago.

And you wrote a song about doorbells?

Of course. I've always loved doorbells.
So have you.

-[blows]
-[quacks]

The Ducky Doorbell!

That made me bark like crazy
when I was a puppy. I loved it!

I know. Because there's a doorbell
for every dog.

That's why I opened the store.

Speaking of opening the store,
how'd you like to ring the opening bell?

-The big bell? Yes!
-[beeps]

-[ringing]
-[dogs barking]

[barking]

So, when do the customers get here?

The morning rush will start
in three, two...

-[barking]
-Whoa! That's a lot of dogs.

That's okay. We've got a lot of doorbells.

I'll show 'em, you ring 'em.
And watch the tails.

-Why?
-It means you found the right doorbell.

Because tails don't lie.

Big dog like you needs a big doorbell.

Tag, will you ring the Bell-ephant,
please?

[trumpets]

You look like a dog
who lives in the fast lane.

So, you might like the, um,
Horn to Be Wild?

[car zooming]

Let me guess.
You just moved into your new house

and you're looking for a doorbell.

But a quiet doorbell so it won't
wake up your pup when she's napping.

How did you...

Been doing this a long time. Tag?

You're gonna love the Hushpuppy!

[soft twinkling]

[panting]

Do you like that doorbell, Franny? Uh-oh.

[chuckles] She's hiding again.
Her favorite game. Franny!

[quacking]

I know where she is.

[quacking]

-You found the Ducky Doorbell.
-[panting]

That was my favorite
when I was a pup, too.

[quacking]

[both laugh]

-[squeaks]
-And after the morning rush,

comes the morning hush.

But it's good to have
a little ding-dong downtime.

Yeah, my ears are still ringing.

[door jingles]

Hey, Bowser!

Good afternoon. Just browsing.

Hmm, let's see... [sniffs] Hmm.

[quietly] That's Bowser.

Or as I like to call him,

Bowser the Browser.

Because he's never found his doorbell.

Paw, can I help him find one?

Sure. Take a ring swing.

Mm... No, no, no, no...

Hey, Bowser!
You seem like you're looking

for a fun and exciting doorbell.
Like this!

[party horn blows]

Mm... [smacks lips] No. I don't think so.

[door jingles]

-Oh, well.
-That's doorbells for ya.

You're flying high one moment
and taking a dive the next.

Just like blimps.

[zooming]

-[alarm ringing]
-What's that?

[gasps] It's the Ding-Dong Down Detector.

Looks like Lady Lydia's
having some doorbell trouble.

Let's hit the road.

We get to go fix it?

You bet. Go, Doorbell Dogs, go!

[ratchet cranking]

Do you like my hat doorbell?

Sorry, I don't. The main gear is broken.

I've got a new gear back at the store.
But for now, you can use this.

Oh, well, I do not like that doorbell.

Paw? The gear isn't broken,
it's just crooked.

I think I can fix it.

Try it now, Lady Lydia.

[rings and cuckoos]

Wow. How did you do that?

I have a gear like that on my scooter.

Do you like your doorbell now, Lady Lydia?

I do like my doorbell!
It's ding-dong delightful!

[alarm beeping]

Does that mean
there's another doorbell down?

Nope. That means it's time for lunch.

But the best part of the day
was the morning rush.

Or was it finding Franny?

-Or was it fixing Lady Lydia's doorbell?
-[chomps, gulps]

You know what? It was all the best!

Looks like someone got bit
by the doorbell bug.

Really? Who? Are they okay?

[chuckling] No. I mean,
you like doorbells just like I do.

Because doorbells don't just let you know
when someone's at the door.

-They bring us together.
-You're right.

And if I hadn't
come to work with you today,

I never would have known that.

Franny? Franny?

Everything okay down there?

Franny's hiding again.
You two haven't seen her, have you?

No. But I can find her.
'Cause there's a doorbell for every dog.

[door jingles]

And Franny's doorbell
is the Ducky Doorbell!

[quacks]

-[distant barking]
-Follow the yips!

Franny? Franny?

-[quacks]
-[distant barking]

Franny! Franny?

-[quacks]
-[barking]

-[barking]
-Getting louder.

Which means Franny
should be right... here!

-[barks]
-Franny!

-[quacks]
-[barks]

Aw! Paw, she really loves
this Ducky Doorbell.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Here you go, Franny.

[barking]

-[quacks]
-[Franny barks]

[barks]

-[licks]
-[laughs]

Hey, Paw, I need two Buzzer Beaters
and a Chime After Chime.

Coming right up.

Hey, Tag! Are you ready
for your special blimp ride?

Do a few loops? [chuckles]

A blimp ride sounds fun, Mom,
but it's no doorbell store.

[chuckles] Like father, like daughter.
See you two ding-dongs at home.

Good afternoon, just browsing.

Bowser the Browser's back.

Hmm...

I'm gonna give it another shot.

There's a million doorbells,
Mr. Bowser.

You've got your buzzers, your bells,
your chimes, your melodies.

But if you ask me,
you can't beat the classic ding-dong.

[ding-dong]

Ah! That's my doorbell.
Thank you very much!

Have a nice day!

Nice work, Tag. You're becoming
quite the Doorbell Sales Dog.

What can I say? I learned from the best.

Come on, we have some doorbells
to put on the shelves.

Yes!

But first, let's put on some music.

[Sniffer]
♪ Ding-dong on the doorbell of love ♪

[gasps] Paw, it's your song!

Oh, well, so it is. [chuckles]

♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong
On the doorbell of love ♪

♪ Ding-dong ♪

♪ On the doorbell of love ♪

♪ Ding-dong
On the doorbell of love! ♪

[doorbell rings]

[Tag]
"Grand Sam."

[revving]

-[tires squeal]
-[horn honks tune]

-[snoring]
-[horn honking tune]

That's Sam Whippet's horn!

That means a race cadet challenge!

And that means I'm outta here!
Race you there!

[snoring]

Finally. More room for me. [sighs]

[horn honking tune]

[sighs] Just five more minutes, Cluckles.

No more minutes, Scooch!

-Aah!
-[thuds]

It's challenge time!

[horn honking tune]

Stop honking, Beans. I'm trying to sleep.

It's not me, Frank.
It's the Race Cadet horn.

And it's been going off for a while.

What?

[horn honking tune]

[engine revs]

Beans, we don't have time for breakfast.

We have to leave.

Oh, right, I'll put this omelet
in a doggie bag.

[old-fashioned horn honks]

This is where the horn's coming from.
But where's Sam?

[horn honks tune]

[chuckles] Here's Sam!

Welcome, Not Yet Cadets,
to another Race Cadet challenge!

[all cheer]

Let's go to the leaderboard
and see how the teams are doing so far.

After two challenges, Tag and Scooch
are tied with Frank and Beans,

each with one point.

That leaves Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber
with zero points.

Boo!

Cheddar Biscuit, are you booing us?

No, I'm booing
because we have zero points.

But don't worry.
There's plenty of challenge left.

And whichever team
has the most points in the end

will win a spot on the Race Cadets!

That's gonna be us, Scooch!

Uh, wrong. It's gonna be us.

Who wants some bacon and bacon omelet?
[sniffs]

Which brings us to today's challenge,

which I like to call
the Grand Sam Obstacle Course.

[video game sounds playing]

You'll face the Kibble Climb,

the Bone Bridges

and the Yip Line.

The first team to cross the finish line
wins.

That means that both team members
must finish together

because this is a teamwork challenge.

Okay, that's enough of me talking.

On your mark!

Get set!

Go, dogs, go!

Welcome to the Kibble Climb!

How'd he get here before us?

He's Sam Whippet. Oh, and he drove.

During the Kibble Climb challenge...

Well, it's all there in the name.
And, go!

Hey, Tag, you should've asked him
for a ride because

you're gonna need one
when you're gonna

[fading] need a ride wh...

You can tell me how that ends
after I win.

No fair! I wasn't done with my zinger!

Aren't they supposed to wait for us?

Maybe? I have no idea what's going on.

Hey, can we eat this kibble? [chomping]

-[Scooch straining]
-[Beans chomping]

Cheddar Biscuit, wait!
This is a teamwork challenge.

If we wanna win,
we have to stick together.

You're right. Like they say at the circus,
"Two clowns are better than one."

[honking]

[effort grunts]

You can't beat me, Frank. Just forget it.

I already forgot you were in this race.

Speaking of forgetting,
did you forget you have teammates?

Oops.

[effort grunts] We're almost to the top.

Oh, wait, we're still at the bottom.

This is a lot of kibble.
I wonder if I can take the rest home.

[chomping]

Hang on, Scooch! I'm coming!

But I'm comin' first, Beans!

Ha! They're going the wrong way!

Right. Because
they broke the first rule of the circus.

-[honks]
-No rubber nose left behind.

-[chomping]
-Come on, pal.

[chomping]

That way, Beans.

Oh! More kibble!

Sorry, Scooch.
I got caught up with beating Frank.

Won't happen again.

It's okay. I know you wanna win.
I do, too.

Come on, Beans. Left, right, left, right.

-Oh, oh, oh, oh, now I get it.
-Uh-huh.

Left, right and then what, l-left again?

[panting]

[gasps] Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber
are done kibble climbing!

So, let's kibble surf.

Yay! Surfing! I'll be the board!

You made it! Now try making it
over these Bone Bridges.

But watch out, these bridges are bouncy,

and you don't want to fall
in the ball pit.

Ooh, I do! I love ball pits!

Um...

I don't like heights. Or falling.

Or ball pits. Or any combination of those.

Don't worry, Scooch.
We're gonna cross this bridge in a snap.

[creaking]

These bridges aren't that bouncy.
We can do this together. No problem.

Right. Especially
if I hold on to your tail.

Great idea, Scooch!
Then, nothing can get between us.

-[clunking]
-Uh, Tag!

There she goes. Let's bounce, Beans!

Oh! Frank!

Good call, Cheddar Biscuit.
Your tightrope tips are working.

Yep. Fast is a no, slow is a go.

I hardly feel you, Scooch!

Scooch?

Whee!

-Oh, no!
-Oh, yes.

Looks like your teammates
are having a ball... pit.

Yay, ba*ls! Yay, Beans!
Yay, Beans in ba*ls!

[Tag]
Scooch!

Beans!

Fast is a no.

Slow is a go.

[honking]

[Sam]
Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber take the lead!

I'm sorry!
I thought you were holding my tail.

So did I.

Enough with the ba*ls, Beans.

Aw! Five more minutes? Please?

[tires squeal]

Up these ladders is the final obstacle.
The Yip Line!

A zip line so fast it'll make you yip!

[both] Whoa!

I can't believe it's almost over.

[engine revs]

See you at the finish line!

This is easy.
I climb ladders for breakfast.

Ha, really? Well, maybe you should try
eating omelets for breakfast.

Almost there, Scooch! Keep looking up.

Yep. Still do not like heights.

Three zip lines, one for each team.

Hold on, Scooch, and don't look down.

We're zipping in three...

two...

one!

Ugh, I looked down.

[Frank] Yay!

-[Tag] Yip! Yip! Yay!
-[panting] Frank! Did you say omelets?

-[Tag] Whoo-hoo!
-[Frank] Yeah!

-Frank? Frank?
-[dishes break]

Frank! [echoes]

[Frank and Tag]
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!

Yip, yip, yip, yip, yeah!

Yip, yip, yip, yip!

Scooch, we're almost at the finish line!

Scooch? [gasps] Scooch!

I won! Oh, so did you.

No, we didn't.
Frank, this was a teamwork challenge.

You're right, Tag. You did the work part,
but not the team part.

-Yeah!
-Yay!

[honking]

That's why Gilber and Cheddar Biscuit
just won.

Great job, Cheddar Biscuit!

You too, Gilber!

But we crossed the finish line first.

True. But I said the first team
to cross the finish line wins.

And your teammates aren't here.

[wind blowing]

Which means, since Cheddar and Gilber
won the challenge,

we have a three-way tie.

So, all three teams
have a chance to join the Race Cadets!

Great teamwork, guys.

-Thanks, Tag.
-[honking]

Frank, now it's time for us
to do the team part. Come on.

Well, I guess we live here now.

Sorry, did you say yes mushrooms
or no mushrooms in your omelet?

[effort grunts, panting]

-[Tag] Scooch, buddy!
-[panting]

I'm sorry I wasn't
a very good teammate today.

I was too worried about winning.

That's okay, Tag. We'll get 'em next time.

-Hey, Beans.
-Yes, Frank?

What Tag said.

Aw! That's the sweetest thing
you almost said to me.

Omelet? It's kibble flavor. [chomps]

I'd love one.

Hey! Who's up for a yip?

But this time we go as teams.

[all]
Yip, yip, yip, yip! Whoo-hoo!

[theme music playing]