01x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

"Dear Sir,

if you report the theft

of your illegally-obtained money,

we will expose all of your dirty dealings.

The citizens of our city will learn

that you've been lying

and stealing from them for years.

We have concrete evidence,

which we will gladly pass

on to the police and the press.

The choice is yours."

It's an aid.

A hearing aid.

I thought it was your sight

you had problems with.

Um,

I didn't notice you there.

Goes to show, my damn eyesight

still hasn't improved.

Um thank you for asking.

- It's an aid for uh

- Echolocation.

You know how it is,

when you're as blind as a fruit bat,

you need to find other ways to manage. Um

It's just that you see,

- well, my ears are my eyes.

- It's a paradox.

And where's the third musketeer?

Sleeping.

Sleeping like a dead woman.

The barnacle goose

makes a nest on a high cliff.

As soon as it's born, her hatchling

will have to jump into the abyss.

We can see the baby bird hatching.

It's so small and fragile.

Just moments ago,

it was in a warm and safe nest.

But any minute now,

it will have to face a cruel test.

How does the little bird know,

that just a few hours

after being born,

it has to throw itself off the cliff?

It's waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Just one wrong move,

and everything's over.

The hatchling throws itself off

- Hello?

- What was that?

Stop shouting.

It's barnacle goose hatchling.

- All it takes is one gust of wind

- Is anybody here?

for this short life

to end as soon as it started.

It's falling

Its parents are waiting below.

How will it end?

It has hit the ground,

but in the best possible way.

It's.. a bit beaten up,

but it's alive!

I think he's fallen asleep.

You can go in.

Give me that code.

Don't slouch, stand up straight!

Six, three, two, one.

The hearse is here.

Take me to the back door.

Okay so turn to your left.

That's it, now take two steps forward.

Bigger steps, for god's sake!

Go past the door, a little to the right

Crouch down! Crouch!

And now keep going on all fours.

I don't get paid enough

for that you nutjob.

No sleeping,

we'll get robbed, okay?

Brother, don't scare me.

We've had a fresh delivery.

Someone has to stay here.

Call the sister.

You call. My brain isn't working yet.

God be praised. Hope you weren't sleeping.

Could you come over for an hour, Sister?

My brother and I have to leave,

and we're on call today.

Well you know Rawski, Sister.

Thank God! Uh I mean, God be praised.

f*cking A or what?!

Stand up straight.

And don't slouch. Come on.

So'd everything go okay?

No screw-ups this time?

Come on, I'm a professional Zuza.

It's not just burial plots

that Rawski's trading illegally.

- Keep talking.

- Hm?

Unless hidden compartments in coffins

is some sorta new funeral fashion trend.

Some people wanna have a phone

with them. In case they wake up.

That was too big for a phone.

Oh! It's you, Marzena.

I'm sorry, I didn't notice you come in.

I must have dozed off.

You'd be welcome to stay a while.

It's oh so lonely without visitors.

Another time, Teresa.

I just came to close the window.

I have to get back to work.

How about tomorrow?

Could you possibly bring me a blanket?

I know the window's closed, but

somehow it's still cold.

- A couple of days ago I asked for one

- That kind of issue

should be reported to the orderlies.

Good night now.

Shh!

- Alicja are you insane?

- Excuse me,

- but what the hell are you doing?

- Shh!

Poor and lost

are these miserable souls.

Don't bother me, I'm going to bed.

Me too.

Here.

Okay then.

We've got the addresses

of the car owners.

Uh the Beetle

well, that's their next door neighbor.

BMW: neighbor across the street.

The ambulance had been called

to a nearby emergency, Citroën

no one's seen it there before.

Oh, but I do have

the address of the owner.

Address? That's great.

Public cemetery, row 57, lot 18.

How long have they been a resident?

They died over ten years ago.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

That's something.

Don't tell anyone about little Kajtuś.

You know that

we're not allowed to have pets here.

Okay.

- Some coffee?

- Yeah.

You have a very nice home.

Oh this is my darling.

She's not in great shape,

but I'm fixing her up.

I spent my entire life dreaming

of traveling and nothing ever came of it.

Thank you.

Laura.

We were supposed to go together.

That's not possible anymore.

So?

Any news?

We now know

whose fingerprint it is.

It's uh

- with all due respect

- Uh huh?

It's your fingerprint sir.

Unfortunately.

And whose idea was it to secure

my fingerprint in the first place?

- Uh

- Anything else?

- We've identified the car.

- Uh-huh?

We just need to find it.

So what are you waiting for?

We're a law enforcement agency,

we can't waste time. Gujska.

- Yes I just wanted to

- "I want to, but I'm afraid."

Find that car and track it.

On the ground and from the air.

From everywhere.

From the air?

Drones, Gujska.

Drones are the future.

Drones, Gujska.

Drones are the future.

"Statement to the press.

My name is Rawski.

Andrzej Rawski.

I am ashamed to admit that

the prices at this cemetery,

were much higher

than they should've been.

As an apology, I would like

to present a promotional offer.

I have also decided

to redecorate the cemetery.

Eden funeral parlour will see

to it that this cemetery gains a new life.

From now on,

all of our plot prices will be reduced by

by forty percent.

- And prices of funerals

- by thirty percent.

The cemetery will become,

where possible,

a friendly place for the community.

Considering

the elderly citizens of our city,

we will set up some benches.

Four of them.

We will We will also be adding

new plants, and irrigation.

This is our city and our cemetery."

g*dd*mn it all to hell!

There you are. Tha That's it.

Remarkable performance.

Don't.

How much did they take?

I have a new contract

for the French.

A meteorite.

What the f*ck?

In euros.

It should cover all your losses.

f*cking hell.

May I?

Oh, sure thing.

What is this?

A ticket.

To go traveling with Laura.

Yeah?

I'm driving

to my shift on my motorbike ♪

I'm coming back

from the job on my motorbike ♪

I've got Carrera goggles on my head ♪

My pants are pinned with a safety pin!

I'm coming back from

Alicja, come to breakfast!

Have you gone completely insane?

My pants are pinned

with a safety pin

- You'll have to ask them.

- No, I'm not doing it.

Why don't you ask them?

Sorry to bother you.

I have a request for you.

You're just.. so full of life.

Listen, in two days,

our very own Tereza is going to turn 90.

She has cancer, it's awful.

But what she suffers from most

is loneliness,

because well, her children

don't really visit anymore.

If you could just, well

Maybe you could do you know, something.

I'm starting to think we'll have

more work here than when we were free.

Oh honey, I'm still free.

Hm.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're looking for this vehicle.

It's a Citroën,

as you can see the color

is milky coffee.

Okay, maybe it's more milk than coffee.

All part of the day's work.

And it's shiny.

So if anybody out there has seen this car

or if you have any idea where it might be

If you know somebody who's seen it,

please contact the police right away.

Or maybe go

to your nearest police station. Thank you.

GYM

MASSAGE ROOM

Mama.

This is f*cking bullshit!

What is it?

Well first off, the exercise room looks

like the set from a f*cking horror movie!

Marian's gone bonkers! And the coffee?

The Phoenician horoscope says

she's prone to bouts of unprovoked anger.

What are you saying!?

Is this Second Home

or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?

Would you tell her to calm down, Alicja?

Can you please stop telling me what to do?

None of it makes any sense.

Second Home Well it ain't mine!

Yeah you're right,

a prison cell would be better.

Stop scaring me!

The only advantage that comes

with our age is that we're invisible!

Especially to the police!

Sure, but we weren't the ones

who left a photo of our tattoo

- at the scene of the crime.

- We didn't leave a lighter either.

Well if I'm really that f*cking useless,

I quit the entire business, as*h*le!

Goodbye! Enjoy dying!

Ugh! f*cking hell!

Hey!

Stop!

Stop!

- What are you doing?

- It's better to let her go now.

To keep her under control later on.

She'll come back, 'Licja.

She will.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

Boss.

Alicja.

ECHOLOCATION EQUIPMEN

ALICJA SKOWRON

NO RESULTS

ZUZANNA ZEMPLIŃSKA

NURSING HOME ENTRY FORM

KINGA JARECKA

KINGA JARECKA

DID THE WIFE KNOW ABOU

THE THEFT OF THE ARTWORKS?

She'll come back.

She will, she will.

But I do think we need to get out of here

pretty soon, Zuza.

Morning!

Morning.

Marzena came to my room last night.

She took a photo and

Three

two

and one.

Tomek?

You seem to be in a bad mood.

It's that damn Brykalski,

and now those paintings as well.

Brykalski.

That man has no shame whatsoever.

Why do you say that?

Take a look.

Something told me it was over ♪

Yeah ♪

When I saw you and her talkin' ♪

Something deep down

in my soul said "Cry, girl" ♪

When I saw you

and that girl walkin' now ♪

Ooh ♪

I would rather,

I would rather go blind, boy ♪

Than to see you

walk away from me, child ♪

I'll miss it.

So you see, I love you so much ♪

That I don't wanna watch you

leave me, baby ♪

Well here's to you.

And to you.

I just don't,

I just don't wanna be free, no ♪

I was just, I was just ♪

I was just sittin' here thinkin' ♪

And to her.

Of your kiss

and your warm embrace, yeah ♪

When the reflection in the glass

that I held to my lips now, baby ♪

Yeah, yeah ♪

Revealed the tears ♪

So when is Tomek coming?

on my face, yeah ♪

Woo, and baby ♪

Hey kid, can I use your phone?

What are you, crazy?

Come on, I'll give you a twenty.

- And the roses.

- Have 'em.

And I see you walk away,

see you walk away from me, yeah ♪

Something deep down ♪

In my soul said, "Cry, girl" ♪

When I saw you and that girl

walking now ♪

Ooh ♪

I would rather,

I would rather go blind, boy ♪

Hello?

Police?

Than to see you walk away from me ♪

I'm calling about the tattoo.

It's time to get a little closer now ♪

Take off your shoes, baby,

let's turn off the lights ♪

I'll keep you warm,

I'll give you all I've got ♪

Follow my lead

I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out

Down the rabbit hole ♪

It's time to get a little closer now ♪

Take off your shoes, baby,

let's turn off the lights ♪

I'll keep you warm,

I'll give you all I've got ♪

Now follow my lead

I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out

Down the rabbit hole ♪

Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out

Down the rabbit hole ♪