02x13 - Carbon Zero Heroes/Davenport's in Demise

[bunniefuu]

[evil laughter]

♪ I can't believe
you're all mine ♪

Uh, what?

♪ You and me for all time ♪

Ugh!

♪ I'm never, ever ♪

♪ Ever gonna be alone again ♪

Oh, boy.

♪ The dream team, you and me ♪

For all eternity?

♪ For all eternity ♪

♪ It's the Ghost ♪

♪ It's the Ghost
and Molly McGee ♪

♪ I've been cursed ♪

♪ It's the worst ♪

[Molly]
♪ Now you're stuck with me ♪

♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪

♪ Is there a way
to hit "restart"? ♪

- Nope!
- ♪ We're the Ghost ♪

♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

- That's me.
- Well, that's she.

♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

[slides clicking]

[roaring]

[screeching]

[Miss Lightfoot]
As global temperatures climb,
scientists agree

that climate change
is an urgent problem.

This is an urgent problem!

[Miss Lightfoot]
Here in Brighton,
we'll face drought

flooding, and extreme storms.

- [bell rings]
- Hmm. That's a bummer to end on.

- I'm trying to think
of something happier.
- [whimpering cries]

I got nothing! Sorry!

Yeesh. Good thing
I'm already dead,

'cause this is definitely
a living person problem.

Well, we living people
are gonna stop climate change.

But how? I mean, sure,
you can turn off a light bulb,

recycle a can, but...
It'll never be enough!

I must prepare for the
inevitable climate wasteland.

[Ollie] I'm with Molly.
If we go absolutely carbon-zero,
that's gotta make a difference.

How could it not?
Let's save the planet!

♪ We can change
Climate change ♪

♪ Just you and I ♪

♪ It'll be a breeze ♪

♪ We'll plant some trees ♪

♪ And save our seas and sky ♪

♪ Before everything
Gets too dire ♪

♪ Before everything
Is on fire ♪

♪ We can change
Climate chang-uh-uh-ange ♪

♪ We're gonna change us
Some change-ah! ♪

[coughing]

♪ I see a happy cloud ♪

♪ Happy dancing sun ♪

♪ Happy polar bears ♪

♪ All singing as one ♪

♪ We're gonna
Change the world ♪

♪ We can change climate change
You can do it ♪

♪ Do it in a snap ♪

♪ Gonna be easy ♪

♪ We've got a solution
To all this pollution ♪

♪ Savin' every polar ice cap ♪

Nailed it!

♪ No more sweeping this
Under the rug ♪

♪ We're giving Earth
A big old hug ♪

♪ We can change
Climate change ♪

♪ We can change
Climate cha-a-ange ♪

- ♪ We're on a mission ♪
- ♪ A zero emission mission ♪

♪ To change us
Some cha-a-a-ange... ♪

Hey, we're gonna change us...
And the song stopped?

The song stopped. Sorry.

Composting this food waste
means it will not end up
in a landfill.

[man] Something out here stinks!

Not to mention
all the paper and cans
we recycled after school.

Oh, Ollie, we are...

Carbon zero heroes!

Are you two ready to leave
for Andrea's birthday party?

I can give you
a lift across town.

Sorry, Mama.

Carbon zero heroes
don't ride in cars.

[Molly] Hoo-boy.
Okay. This is steep.

Why don't they invent
something that makes
going up hills easier?

You mean, like, cars?

Oh. Right.

Sore muscles are
a small price to pay...

for a healthier planet!

Yes. Totally. I agree.

But Andrea's party
is going to start soon,

so we gotta put
the pedal to the metal!
[grunting]

- [horn honking]
- [scooter revving]

[Scratch] I can't believe
Molly won't let me

turn on the air conditioning.

My ectoplasm's rated
comfort cool for a reason!

Yeah, Molly's attempts at
climate mitigation are laudable,

but I'm a pragmatic realist.

[Libby] Welcome to
my zombie apocalypse bunker!

- Nothing can get us here.
- You know zombies
aren't real, right?

You know people say
the same about ghosts, right?

Touché.

My bunker's got everything.

Murphy beds
with zombie-proof blankets.

- That can't be comfortable.
- Zombie bait?

Don't worry.
It's just strawberry gelatin.

But the zombies
won't know that...

And finally, my Zombie Snare.

Oh, yeah. I've been preparing
for the zombie uprising

for a long time! Whoo! [laughs]

But climate change is
a more urgent threat.

Ahh!

Libby, you fascinate me.

- Aha.
- [horse whinnies]

[gasping] Happy birthday,

Andrea! [giggles]

No spoilers,
but let's just say

that time you casually mentioned

your love of
handcrafted bracelets

did not go unnoticed.

Thanks, Molly.
But the party's over.

You just missed
the prize-winning pony.

[Ollie sniffs]
I can still smell it, though.

[Molly sniffs]
I... think that's us.

As climate change worsens,
basic resources

will become scarce,
as well as food and firewood
and toilet paper.

- And food!
- I said food.

Yeah, I know.
But we need ten times as much,
'cause I'm here now.

We better stock up now,
before supplies run out

and the unprepared
are left to fight for scraps.

You know, you sound, like,
overly excited for that scenario

to actually play out--
optics aren't great.

[chuckles]

The thrill of survival
is a potent drug.

- [Molly groans]
- Hey! Just in time
for pizza and a movie.

We're watching
Country Pumpkin III:
Seeds of Doubt.

[sniffs deeply]

- I'm so hungry! Ahh.
- Molly!

We gave up meat
and dairy, remember?

- For the environment?
- Oh. You're right. Um.

We'll eat whatever
we can find in the garden!

There's gotta be
something delicious out there!

Turnips! Nature's bad
first attempt at the potato.

- We'll have to eat them raw.
- What? Why can't we cook them?

- The stove uses gas.
- Okay. Yep, you're right.

- [chomping]
- Oh! Mm!

- Oh, no!
- [both spitting]

Pah! Pah! Blah...

[Ollie] Ugh! Water!

- [Ollie shrieks]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold your hoses, Ollie Chen.

We can't waste water.

There's some juice
in the fridge!

The fridge uses electricity,

and Brighton's power grid
is only 8% green!

The rest is
fossil fuel generated!

- Oh, my corn!
- [chugging]

Ahhh!

So cool and refreshing.

Are you two really not watching
Country Pumpkin III?

[sobs] We can't!

I'm gonna need you
to tell me the plot

in excruciating detail, later.

This is still worth it, right?

Of course!
We're carbon zero heroes!

[laughs manically]

♪ We can change
climate change ♪

I think. No!
Of course we can.

Cans! Must hoard cans!

♪ Bike riding is so pleasing ♪

Cold showers aren't freezing.

Who needs pizza when there's...

Raw Wheat Bran? Ugh!

♪ It'll be easy
for just two kids ♪

To... you know...
change entire power grids.

♪ Can we change climate change ♪

You bet!

♪ We can change climate change ♪

Ooh, a raccoon net!

We're having some doubts,

but we'll chomp down
more sprouts

and change us some cha-a-a-ange.

Oh, wow, these are delicious.
[hiccups]

[Scratch] Honestly, I could live
in a bunker forever.

There'll be piles of food.
No human interaction.

That's the dream, man.

[spits] Yuk!

Who took all the food
out of this food?

These rations are meant
to last for years

under the harshest conditions.

The trick is to close your eyes
and forget hope.

[gagging]

Why didn't you stock up on
anything good? Like ice cream.

It's the apocalypse!
There's no ice.

There's no cream!

And there's definitely
no ice cream!

- [shrieks]
- However, I am ready

to hunt raccoons
for sustenance.

The trick is to
smell like them. [sniffs]

Libby, I was having fun
with this apocalypse stuff,
but no more!

We have to stop climate change

for the ice cream!

[knocking on door]

Libby, it's for you.

Okay, Darryl.
Here is the list

of everything we have done
for the environment.

Now. Calculate
our carbon footprint.

Uh, isn't it cheating to ask me
to use my phone?

- Just do it, Darryl!
- Okay.

I'm inputting the data... Uh-oh.

[Molly gasps]

- Yes!
- We did it!

We stopped climate change!

♪ We're carbon zero heroes ♪

[Darryl] Um, Molly? Heh.

Not to interrupt
your embarrassing theme song,

but yeah, I think you put
too many zeroes

in "carbon zero hero."

- What? But that's--
- Basically nothing?

We... didn't change anything.

We're--
We're carbon Zero Zeroes.

Which doesn't even sound good.

Get! Shoo! Who goes there?

Libby, it's us. We couldn't
stop climate change.

Can you fit two more
in your bunker?

That depends.

Are you prepared to shed

your Old World morals?

Molly! Molly,
I'm so glad you're here.

Listen to me. You have
to stop climate change!

I'm sorry, Scratch. I tried.
I failed.

You just can't stand by
as the world throws away

its most valuable resource!

- Water?
- Breathable air?

- Hope?
- No, ice cream!

Ice cream is humanity's
greatest invention.

Indoor plumbing is here.

The internet is roundabout here.

And ice cream is way up here!

The silky ice cream.
The crunchy waffle cone!

The humble sprinkles. Ah!

By themselves, they're good.

But when they come together,
they're great!

Each part working
to improve the whole!

- Wait! I see what
you're saying, Scratch!
- Yes.

Like rainbow sprinkles,
we can't do this alone!

Right. We all
have to work together
to save the environment.

You're using ice cream
as a metaphor for the power
of collective action!

Not what I was saying, but yes!
Run, children, run!

Get that ice cream!

[Molly] Fellow Brightonians!

Like you, we are concerned
about climate change.

Tell 'em to start
hoarding ice cream now!

[arms swishing]
Stop, stop, stop!

[clears throat] The truth is,

this problem is too big
for any of us to solve alone.

Okay. If each person
packs five freezers,
we might have enough!

But together,
we can make a difference.

All our small actions can
add up to big change!

- [Doors thud]
- [Libby exclaims]

We can't just douse ourselves
in raccoon musk,

and hide in our well-stocked,
highly-fortified bunkers
forever!

We have to be
part of the solution.

[Molly] We've only got
one planet!

So let's fight
for our green future!

- And for ice cream!
- Yes!

- It's all I wanted.
- [attendees clapping]

Our Green Brighton Plan
has officially begun!

In ten years, Brighton will
be carbon neutral.

Green jobs, bike lanes,
our own locally-manufactured
wind turbines.

We couldn't do it alone,

but together,

we're making a difference.

United as one, to save the--

[Scratch moaning] Oh, yeah!

[Scratch gulps]
I love you so much, ice cream.

♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee ♪