02x05 - Peter Grill and Family Ties

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The three of us eating dinner together

Brings back memories!

Mmm, tasty!

Don’t go slinging your soup everywhere, Gobuko.

Well this sucks

Oh, for Pete’s sake She just won’t leave.

How are we supposed to jiggle his giblets now?

By the way, Big Bro.

I have a question about our meal

Who made all this stuff?

Wh-what?

I mean, Gobuko couldn’t have made it.

And just look at your kitchen.

It’s, like, totally spotless.

And cooking was never really

your strong suit, was it, Big Bro?

So who made it?

Don’t worry, I’ll handle this!

Wait–!

With the way it’s plated,

I can’t help but feel like a woman made it.

A-as a matter of fact

CRAP!

I’ve gotta think fast, or else my goose is cooked!

Come in!

I-I apologize for not coming to greet our guest earlier.

I’m the one who made dinner.

P-Piglette?!

I’ve been recruited as a temporary employee

of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild.

My name is Piglette Pancetta,

and I’m a nutrition consultant.

Lady Lucy Grill, I’ve heard wonderful things about you.

It must be fate that brought us together today.

Which is why I’d like to ask: Will you join our guild?

What?!

Join a guild? But I’m

Oh, where’s the harm?

In fact, I’m currently teaching the other guild

members how us goblins use our spears to fight!

Please?

Now I get it.

If we can convince his younger sister to join the guild

we might be able to separate the two of them.

Well, if you insist, Gobuko

Guess I’ll be hangin’ out here for a while, Big Bro.

That smile

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Episode 5: Peter Grill and Family Ties

So you’d like to register with the guild?

In that case,

I’ll need you to write your full name here

After that, you’ll take the rank exam.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

No way!

You’re Peter’s little sister?

The one famous for being a vermin hunter?

THE Lucy Grill?!

Th-that’s right

Lucy’s super-duper strong, too!

Then she would be the perfect partner

for a one-on-one sparring session.

Oh, Lady Luvellia!

I already have a fiancée named Luvellia-senpai!

Aren’tcha tired of soundin’ like a broken record?

Besides, we’re in danger!

Do you understand the severity of the situation?!

If she were to find out–

Then let’s strike while the iron is hot, just in case.

Shall we help ourselves to a jar of nut butter?

We appreciate your cooperation, Sir Peter.

Knock it off, you four!

I mean it this time! Seriously, this isn’t a joke!

L-LUVELLIA-SENPAI!

And go!

She’s got good form.

And she’s not bad with a sword.

But

Is she pregnant?

Give it up already, Senpai.

Backed into a corner

There’s nowhere left for you to go.

This makes checkmate.

NO, LET ME GO!

That was impressive.

But I should’ve expected as much

from Peter-kun’s little sister.

Nah.

You really know your way around a sword, Luvellia.

I couldn’t do half the stuff you do.

Lucy-dono

Please be honest with me.

I feel weak. I’m sure you noticed it, too.

Yeah, I guess so

It’s hard to explain,

but it’s like your movements were sluggish

Is there any chance you’re pregnant?

Pregnant?

Um

Luvellia, have you and my

brother considered having kids?

Oh! Yes, we’re right on track.

Really?!

And I’ve been praying every single day in the

hopes that we’ll be blessed with children.

I knew it!

That means I’m finally going to be an aunt!

Big Sister!

Ba-thump, ba-thump

Say hello to Auntie!

Lucy-dono? What are you doing?

I mean, you said “blessed with children”

Yes, that’s right!

Which is why Peter and I are

going on a pre-wedding trip soon.

That’s bound to be when the stork will swoop

down from the sky and bring us our child.

The stork?

Looks like being an aunt is off the table for now.

But that’s probably why he likes her.

So pure and innocent

Gobuko?

Where’d you get that?

Oh, this?

From one of the Ogre Sisters.

Mimi gave it to me this morning!

And she promised to give me even more if

I agreed to keep you busy in town all day!

Th-they used Gobuko

I knew it I KNEW that as*h*le was lying!

There’s a chill in the air

BLOODLUST!

Crap! Make a break for it, NOW!

GET DRESSED!

You took advantage of Luvellia’s innocence

All so you could bring home a buncha floozies

ADMIT IT, BIG BROTHER!

Crap, crap, crap!

She caught us at the scene of the crime!

How do I talk my way out of this?!

Wait Play it cool, keep it simple.

C-calm down, Lucy. We were just, uh training, that’s all.

Give it up already, Senpai.

Backed into a corner.

This makes checkmate.

There’s nowhere left for you to go.

NO, LET ME GO!

Wha–?

She planted an Undercover Kitty

device beneath the table?!

What kind of TRAINING do you call that?!

It appears we’re about to undergo

training of the lethal variety

Senpai. Take this!

Another banana?!

PREPARE TO DIE!

Yo, Peter!

C’mon, jus’ us two. We’re havin’ a boys’ night.

WHERE’D THE HOUSE GO?!

Stop it, Lucy! We’re family, remember?!

I can’t beat her with a banana,

no matter what technique I use!

Family, eh?!

Come to think of it,

I still haven’t told you how I punished that unfaithful

piece of garbage we call our father, have I?!

Hey! Watch the dangly bits, wouldja?!

As he was bleeding out, sobbing,

begging for forgiveness

I yanked our old man’s pants down

Then I sliced off his junk and stuffed it down his gullet!

Just deserts, amirite?

She sliced off his?!

And now YOU get to enjoy THE EXACT SAME THING!

I-I’m dead!

Fare thee well, Luvellia-senpai

Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time

Fin

Knock it off, you guys!

The three of us are a family, aren’t we?!

Gobuko?!

I don’t want to lose my family again!

B-but this recording is undeniable proof that he cheated!

Give it up already, Senpai.

Backed into a corner.

Isn’t that right, Big Bro?!

This makes checkmate.

Isn’t that right, Big Bro?!

This makes checkmate.

I-is that?!

There’s no guarantee it’ll work,

but it’s the only excuse I’ve got right now!

Lucy!

Please direct your attention to the item AT MY FEET!

Wh-what’s that?

Backed into a corner.

This makes checkmate This makes checkmate.

Checkmate Checkmate.

So you guys were playing chess the whole time?!

Y-yes! It was a discussion about chess!

To practice strategizing.

Like one big happy family!

I don’t believe it I was wrong?

Checkmate, Lucy!

I don’t believe it I was wrong?

Checkmate, Lucy!

I’M SO SORRY, BIG BROTHER!

Pull yourself together, Lucy!

I’M SO SORRY, BIG BROTHER!

LUCY!

My goodness That was quite a mess, wasn’t it?

Yes, but we managed to survive.

And Senpai got away scot-free!

Forgive me, Lucy

I either had to lie or risk losing my–

Our old man’s junk?

I yanked it outta his pants and chopped it into pieces!

If I don’t do something,

my crazy little sister’s never gonna leave!

Give us the splooge!

my crazy little sister’s never gonna leave!

How much longer can I protect my crotch?!

Vegan Eldoriel

Kururu Kurasaka

Be sure to tune in next time!