02x04 - Peter Grill and the World's Strongest Little Sister

[bunniefuu]

Having a whole bunch of babies together

is the best way to deepen our connection as a family!

S-slow down, Gobuko!

Think about this from MY perspective–

Judging by his pork sword, I’d say he’s in denial.

He waited till after we passed out!

As if we wouldn’t notice someone new

Uh H-hey, guys!

Huh?

What’s this?

Which reminds me,

who exactly ARE these women, Peter?

W-well, they’re

A herd of females residing inside your home

And they seem to desire your fleshy juices

Hmm, it’s obvious to me

that they’re the rest of your family!

NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Sir Peter?

Speaking of family,

this letter appears to be from your sister

My sister–?!

Here.

Ooh, what’s it say?

Well?

Oh crap

Sir Peter?

The Devil

She’s coming to visit!

“The Devil”?

Peter Grill and the World’s Strongest Little Sister

Really?! Lucy’s coming to visit?!

That’s right. And so I bid you

adios!

What?!

W-wait just a dang second, Senpai!

Why does her presence elicit such a strong reaction?

LET ME GO!

Um, Sir Peter?

I’m confused.

Is there a reason you don’t want to see your little sister?

I-it’s complicated!

You’re kidding me, right?!

Oh god, please no!

ALREADY?!

She’s early!

This wasn’t supposed to happen! How in the hell–?!

Yoo-hoo! How’s it hangin’, Big Bro?

C’mon, Big Bro!

Your adorable little sister traveled a long way!

What’s your problem?!

OPEN THE DOOR!

This is bad I’m in huge trouble!

OPEN THE DOOR!

She just HAD to show up while they’re here

If she sees them, I can kiss my a*s goodbye!

Gotta buy us some time

Do exactly as I say and hide!

Big Brother! Let me in, wouldja?!

And if the situation goes south?

She’s a wild animal

Worst-case scenario, we die.

Did something happen between you and Lucy?

I don’t really get what the big deal is, but

if you insist, Sir Peter.

If we’re going to survive this,

we need to move fast and play it safe.

Don’t leave any evidence behind

and find somewhere to hide!

Go!

Jeez, what were you doing in here?

N-nothing.

Just needed to clean the place up.

I didn’t expect you so soon.

Ugh, that’s why I sent you a letter

Here ya go! A souvenir.

The skull of an Eternal Force Ancient Dragon

I was hired to slay.

They say the broth is good for hemorrhoids.

Wow, lucky me!

Th-thank you!

Oh, I nearly forgot.

Congrats again on your engagement to Luvellia!

A big sister, huh?

We don’t write to each other all that often,

but she seems so kind and honest

She’s WAY too good for you, Big Bro.

Oops, my bad!

Lemme move this outta the way.

Should I put it in the cupboard?

No, not there!

Big Bro?

I-it’s just It’s full, that’s all.

Hmm

Well, okay then.

Something seems kinda fishy

This might be a bit of a stretch, Big Bro

but you’re not hiding anything from me, are you?

Like, for example

AN AFFAIR?!

How did she know?!

Just kidding!

I know you’re nothing like our shitty old man!

I TOTALLY trust you.

C-c-co

Come to think of it,

didn’t your letter mention something about him?

Huh?

I finally feel like I’m free from the past.

A breath of fresh air, like I can move on with my life!

That deadbeat father of ours made Mom

miserable and tore the family apart when

he went on his little cheating spree

So I chased him to the edge of a desert out east

and made him PAY for his “indiscretion.”

Slimy old b*stard

He had the audacity to try and beg for his life.

Classic Dad, amirite?

So, uh, can I get you anything to drink?

Booze, please!

Little sister or not, that girl’s a frickin’ psychopath!

God, I wish we weren’t related!

First there was the Gobuko situation,

then Dad’s cheating fiasco

It left Lucy extremely emotionally unstable,

and she never quite grew out of it.

She used to be my sweet little sister,

but now she’s an unpredictable ball

of bloodthirsty violence and terror!

What the?!

I KNEW that as*h*le was hiding something!

Sorry.

Figured I should probably put on some clothes.

Hey, Big Bro? Y’mind if I ask you a question?

By any chance, was Luvellia in your room recently?

N-no

To be honest, I haven’t invited her over yet

So Luvellia’s never even been here before.

And you wouldn’t, under any circumstances,

bring another woman home.

Would you agree with that statement?

O-of course.

So tell me, Big Bro

Who EXACTLY do these women’s panties

and this jewelry and this makeup and

this long strand of hair belong to?!

Explain yourself!

SERIOUSLY?!

I told them this was a life-or-death situation!

They couldn’t have left behind

more evidence if they tried!

I thought something was off from the very start

This room I can smell it in here!

The stench of a woman!

The stench of LIES!

You’re having an affair, aren’t you?!

You’re lying to my face, aren’t you?!

You KNOW I hate liars!

How can you stand there and lie to me like that?!

She’s gonna slaughter me!

I’m too late!

Your silence speaks volumes!

Should I take it as a confession that you’re lying to me?!

Just like our scumbag of a father?!

You betrayed my trust, Big Bro!

And when it comes to family,

trust is the glue that holds everyone together!

It’s no use!

All I can do is run away!

DIE, BIG BROTHER!

You can’t escape from me, Big Bro!

I’m screwed!

I’ve got nowhere left to go!

What do I do?!

The cupboard!

I hope you’ve said your prayers, Big Bro.

H-hold on, Lucy! Don’t do anything rash!

This whole thing is just a big misunderstanding!

EXCUSE ME?!

The makeup, the jewelry, the women’s underwear

All of it belongs to

to her.

That stuff belongs to Gobuko!

No way

But how? I thought Gobuko was dead

She survived.

But I didn’t want to spring it on you

in case the shock was too much

Lucy!

Gobuko

And Big Bro You were just looking out for me!

That’s right.

It’s a family reunion.

Lucy!

Gobuko!

Purr-purr-purr

Purr-purr-purr-purr

It’s you! It’s really you, isn’t it, Gobuko?!

Yeah. I made it back, Lucy.

Welcome home, Gobuko.

Peter! Lucy!

We’re a family!

I guess it all worked out in the end

By the way, Gobuko

Why’re you naked?

Gulp!

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Hope to see you again next time?