02x02 - Peter Grill and the Goblin Who Returned the Favor

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They took Senpai home like a bimbo at a bar?!

For a man with unimaginable strength,

his weaknesses are never in short supply, are they?

I swear, he’s SO pathetic.

They’re probably after Peter’s peter.

I doubt they’d k*ll him.

Either way

The four of us must aid Sir Tim in rescuing Sir Peter!

I dunno

What choice do we have?

We shall band together to save him.

The idea of his superior genetic juices being

wrung out of him by those repulsive goblins

It rubs me the wrong way, I’m afraid.

Episode 2: Peter Grill and the Goblin Who Returned the Favor

Enjoy it, ‘cause this is your life from now on, gob!

The Queen’s got game, that’s for sure.

Gob-gob!

Sniffle

I let my fiddle get diddled!

What is WRONG with me?!

And by a nightmare creature, no less!

Oh Peter, you’re scrumptious!

And by a nightmare creature, no less!

But it felt so good

That technique

I mean, who on earth could resist?

NO!

I can’t stay here!

They’ll turn me into a permanent studhorse!

Look around!

There’s gotta be a way out of this place!

Half a day later

Nope

I’m trapped.

A-aren’t you?

Why are you helping me?

Can you take me to where they’re

keeping Luvellia-senpai?

The woman from before?

Sorry, but I can’t.

Come on!

You can’t expect me to just leave her behind!

I’ll get her out of there somehow!

You don’t remember me, do you?

Sorry, but the only goblin I know is long gone

It’s me, Peter

It’s me! It’s Gobuko!

Gobu–

Wait, “Gobuko”?

The Gobuko from all those years ago?!

I missed you

This whole time, I

missed you so much, Peter!

Look, Big Bro. I found a baby goblin!

Isn’t Gobuko just the cutest thing?

“Gobuko”?

Yeah, that’s what I decided to name her!

Hm, it’s kinda plain

We’re one big happy family!

GOBUKO, NO!

I got lucky and slipped away from the goblin hunters

Then the Queen took me in.

Things were tough until I got used

to living like a goblin, but

No way

You were alive this whole time?

I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to protect you that night

When I was a kid, I wasn’t as strong as I am now.

But thank god!

My precious little Gobuko

She’s all grown up!

I-in more ways than one

But just to make sure

Purr-purr-purr

I’d know that face anywhere! You really ARE Gobuko!

Did you think I was lying?

N-no, of course not!

Staaare

C’mon, Gobuko! We’re family, aren’t we?

I didn’t forget about you, not for a second!

F-family?!

Y-yes, you’re right! The two of us are family!

We could never forget about each other!

Looks like “family” is the magic word

Listen, Gobuko.

Family oughtta help each other out, right?

So please, take me to where they’re

keeping Luvellia-senpai!

Sure thing!

‘Cause that’s what family does!

We have to look out for one another!

I never really forgot.

But not for lack of trying

It hurt to say goodbye.

Senpai! Are you down here?!

SENPAI–

What kind of dimwitted moron

alerts the enemy to her position?!

Whew, that was a close one

Peter, we’ve got a problem

Sh-she must’ve thrown the switch

What switch?

All the goblins in our colony are sensitive

to the Queen’s pheromones right now

We can go into heat at the drop of a hat

What?!

Please, Peter!

A quickie might help calm me down a little

W-we can’t, Gobuko! Not here, anyway

We’re FAMILY, remember?

Family?!

A-alright

I’ll hold myself back just for you!

Um, do you think the coast is clear?

Hey!

Look at this neat button I found!

P-Peter, it’s too strong! I can’t take it anymore

Just once Once is more than enough!

I’d settle for just the tip!

Just the tip?

No, it doesn’t matter!

I have a wonderful fiancée named Luvellia-senpai!

I won’t give in Not this time!

The mighty Peter Grill

Shan’t swayed by the likes of a goblin!

Ow-ow-ow

Hey!

We’re over here bustin’ our asses to try and save you,

and you’re playin’ hide the sausage?!

Sir Peter!

Bedding a goblin requires some seriously low standards.

At this point, I’m not even mad. Just disappointed.

Th-this isn’t what it looks like!

Keep your voices down!

Someone’s coming

Sir Kenji!

I had a feeling you were here somewhere

This is Sir Kenji the Goblin Hunter.

He knows everything there is to know about goblins.

You’re a goblin expert?

It’s not as impressive as you make it sound.

I’ve got a thing for goblins,

so it wasn’t long before I learned

the ins-and-outs of their species.

That’s just the kind of man I am.

Look! That goblin’s horns are shrinking!

She’s no longer exhibiting the physical characteristics

indicative of heightened sexual arousal!

You’re right

But how?!

Teach us your ways, Sir Kenji!

How did you quench their insatiable lust?!

If we can’t stop them,

we’ll be forced to exterminate a

large part of the goblin population.

But we want to avoid needless suffering!

Exterminate us?

All I did was give them what they want.

There are tragically few people willing to show

goblins the love and affection they deserve,

so it makes sense that no one

can see the obvious solution.

And what would that be?

The answer is the very thing these women seek.

The silver b*llet that will satisfy their ravenous appetitie.

Spit it out already!

The magic cure

It’s–

SIR KENJI!

Dammit

We’ve got this covered. Go find Lady Luvellia!

But–

We can collect our compensation later.

Three good nuts a piece, at least!

Oh, that’s FAR too low. Make it four!

I-I’d like to be included in that

Tim, you guys

Thanks!

Let’s move, Gobuko!

Go that way!

Luvellia-senpai!

Just hang on. I’ll get you outta there in no time!

Peter-kun!

Peter, the keys!

Who’s that goblin?

Don’t worry, we can trust her.

Hurry, Peter!

Hold it right there!

Gobuko! You dare betray me?!

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Be sure to tune in next week!