02x01 - Peter Grill and the Goblin Apocalypse

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When we last left Peter Grill

Luvellia-senpai.

No matter what happens,

you’re the only woman I’ll ever love.

I love you too, Peter-kun.

Now

Shall we say a prayer?

If we’re lucky,

the stork will descend from the

heavens and bless us with our child.

S-sure

Senpai

That wasn’t half bad

How could this happen to me?!

Sir Peter, you’re so forceful

and that about sums it up.

Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Goblin Apocalypse

The Great Goblin Invasion has finally begun!

And if left unchecked,

they shall devour every last male in sight.

Bravest warriors!

I call upon you to form a defense squad

and make for the scene of their crimes!

A whole army

Goblins usually steer clear of human settlements,

and yet they’re attacking in droves

They’re piggin’ out on man meat!

Luvellia-senpai, let’s stick to the plan.

Right.

Good luck down there.

Once we’re through with this mission

Of course. Just the two of us.

Onwards!

‘Kay.

Head for the eastern side of the village!

Yes, Lady Luvellia!

MEN!

No! Please, stop!

We must rescue the villagers!

A man!

Be sure to take them alive!

The Goblin Invasion.

Female goblins experience periods of

heightened sexual arousal.

During this time,

they form groups and attack human settlements.

Until the storm blows over, the men are powerless.

They cower in fear and pray for mercy.

MEN!

Help is on the way!

A man!

Take that!

And that!

I know him!

That’s the strongest man in the world!

Now then

What do you say we perform our duties as

members of the Warriors Guild, Mimi?

Roger that, Big Sis!

You will not interfere, gob-gob!

Gigan-style Secret Technique!

Double Axe Tornado Special!

One for you and you and you!

Now have a little taste of forbidden Elvish magic!

Hyper Aura Cannon!

Pew, pew, pew!

I-I must help them!

The color of this goblin’s skin reminds me of

the Elder Orcs who used to pick on me

Take it down a notch, Piglette!

We’re not supposed to k*ll them!

I swear, they just keep coming outta nowhere

Talk about all hell breaking loose

I, the mighty Antonion Spartacos,

shall be your opponent!

Good luck, Tacos!

A man!

Wha–? An ambush?!

Help me, Mitchie!

Tacooooos!

He totally caved

Gob-gob!

Gob-gob!

What’s the matter with you?! Surround them!

The strongest man in the world?

Gob-gob, gob!

Then we’ll have to offer him up to the Queen, won’t we?

D’ya mean it, Big Sister?!

I know EXACTLY how to find him

Whew That was a piece of cake!

Things in the village oughtta settle down now.

They’re not our enemy, you know?

They’re not our enemy, you know?

Yes, but we’ve received reports of the

horde gaining momentum in other regions.

They’ll never be satiated now that they’re in heat,

We’ll keep it a secret from Lady Mitchie, okay?

no matter how many men they sleep with

That’s why the higher-ups think

we need to cull the population,

just like last time.

Cull them?

Papa! Are you okay?

I’m perfectly fine!

Gobuko–

No!

I refuse to let history repeat itself!

Sneaky, sneaky

Sneaky, sneaky

You’ve got a point

W-wait, what are you d–

Then we had better track him down quickly

We’re in the middle of something important!

Hey!

Peter?

Dammit Does he have to do this NOW?

Now then, Peter Grill

We finally got rid of all those pesky goblins!

I lent you a hand – now lend me your schlong.

I’d be ever-so grateful for a heaping helping

K-knock it off, you four!

For the love of god, there’s a time and a place!

Bad news, sir!

The White Lily Bud Squadron led by

Lady Luvellia has been wiped out!

Wha–?!

WHAAAT?!

LUVELLIA-SENPAI!

Peter!

I’ve gotta save her before it’s too late!

Oh, good grief. Every single time

All for a woman who only holds hands

What’s she got that we don’t got?

You’re crushing me

P-Peter

The goblins have captured Luvellia-senpai!

What if they?

Or they might even!

S-stop it!

Th-those fiends!

Aren’t you?!

I’m so sorry, Sir Peter

Lady Luvellia, she’s

Who are they?!

I-I suspect they’re the Queen’s bodyguards.

A superior race of goblins

known as the Hobgoblin Elite!

The Unholy Trinity Stars, at your service!

You’re the world’s strongest man, I presume?

Luvellia-senpai!

Unhand her this instant!

Don’t move!

If you even THINK about doing something stupid

she’s as good as dead!

Y’know, for the world’s strongest man,

you’re not much to write home about.

I admire the sense of compassion you humans possess,

but it’s your biggest weakness.

Peter-kun!

What are you doing?!

Forget about me! You have to fight them!

Peter?

Luvellia-senpai

Pack it in, ya buncha slobs!

Get ready to carry yer trophies home!

Peter-kun!

Are you feeling alright, Luvellia-senpai?

Where are we?!

Oh, this is a nightmare!

The goblins are targeting the most

vulnerable part of the male anatomy

Let’s try not to look!

Calm down and focus on my voice.

It’s a trick to help us be brave.

Peter-kun

We’re going to find a way to escape.

But until then, I need you to trust me.

I won’t let them lay a finger on you, Senpai.

No one gave you permission to speak!

The Queen demands a sacrifice!

Let him go!

What are you going to do to Peter-kun?!

I, Peter Grill, will NEVER surrender

to the likes of a filthy goblin!

Peter-kun!

Quit draggin’ yer feet!

Get over here!

Go on, the Queen’s waiting for you inside!

The Goblin Queen

What sort of hideous monster awaits?

Hang on a sec!

The higher up the hierarchy,

the more they look like humans

Which means!

So you’re the world’s strongest man, eh?

I’ll be sure to SLATHER

you with all my love and affection.

Sluuurp.

BUT I ALREADY HAVE A FIANCÉE NAMED LUVELLIA!

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Don’t forget to tune in next week