03x10 - Creatures of Habit

[bunniefuu]

I want an improv wedding.

And I'm gonna buy that

amazing dress I saw at Holt's

the other day in the window.

So this lawyer friend Ro

went into your work files,

got the name of our confidential

informant in order to what?

Protect her childhood

friend, Jenn Diamante

Who may be the real mastermind

behind the purple rain empire.

So we set a trap. We suggested

an imaginary informant, CI-1191,

was being transported to our

safe house at 171 Locke Street.

Jenn and Ro were the only ones that knew

the location of the fake safe house.

Whatever g*ng they're working with,

they've got some serious fire power.

We gotta find out who, and fast.

Jake! Jake!

Our suspects for Jake's m*rder.

Krish Kharche and Tuesday Frank,

both of whom we believe

are working with Jenn,

and both of whom were arrested

based on Jake's intelligence.

They're charging Naz

With second-degree m*rder.

It's probably the purple rain I

slipped into your drink a while ago.

Woo!

I gave you too much. Relax, relax

I will k*ll you!

Wake up! Wake up!

Okay, can anyone identify

the sketch of this thug

who Watts escaped from?

Actually, I prefer evaded.

Just gives a little more

credence to my ingenuity.

Nothing yet.

Nothing on the metropolitan

police databases,

nothing on the RCMP.

Nobody recognizes this guy.

Okay! Watts, take a breath.

- That's good. Look at me.

- Okay.

Do you remember

anything? Anything at all

from these people that

you escaped eluded from?

- Evaded.

- Evaded!

It's all right. Um,

yes. Well, like I said,

uh, he was rough, he was very strong,

but they were all really super mean.

Okay, they were super mean,

um but did they say anything?

Like, any names. Literally anything.

Did they sneeze? Were

they sick? Did they smell?

No. But they were really messy.

Like I keep telling you,

there was a lot of trash

- in the back of the van.

- Right, right, right

Food wrappers, water bottles,

but anything specific?

Hang on a sec.

Yes. Yes. I found this

in the back of the van.

There were like 16 of these

rolling around with me on the floor.

That means that this guy

Is likely a regular at

this sandwich establishment.

But that could be any sandwich

from anywhere in the city.

Not any sandwich.

We're looking for chicken parm, baby.

See? Best nose in the business.

Okay Italian sandwich shops.

Let's do a toggle image search.

Hmm

Hmm, hmm

Hmm!

Oh, wow. Those all look really good.

Terzo's subs, they're great.

Chicken Parm Palace,

that's my Saturday go-to.

You can get a large and

Okay, we don't need the play-by-play

of all the places you've ever eaten.

Oh, look! The green and white wrapper.

You don't see that often.

There it is! Giuseppe's Sandwich Truck.

Looking good, too.

Who knew that your useless

knowledge of street food

would become so useful.

Okay, guys, go check it out.

- Boom.

- Like, right now.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. Okay.

Listen, if you hear anything,

call us that second, okay?

Nice work.

It's great.

So are you two inviting

those guys to the wedding?

Uh, I'm gonna lend them a hand.

Okay so, if you invite Chase,

you're gonna have to invite Watts.

It doesn't matter, 'cause

the wedding's canceled.

What? Kel, what are you talking about?

'Cause there's just so

much going on right now,

this isn't the right time.

Okay

As long as it's not

your usual cold feet?

My usual cold feet?

Wow no, it's not that, Sam.

It's not cold feet. It's

just we need to focus on Naz.

And it's not just that,

it's-it's my mother,

it's the planning, it's everything.

I just can't deal with it right now.

But I promise you,

it's not because of cold feet, okay?

Yeah.

Hey

- How are you doing?

- Good.

- Hangin' in.

- Good.

So they've got you in segregation?

Yeah. Yeah, no roomies.

It's cool, though, 'cause, uh

Well, the place is actually

bigger than my apartment.

Listen, um thanks for coming.

It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.

But just so you know

We've had our eyes and ears

on Jenn Diamante all week,

and she's our primary suspect.

- Have you found anything yet?

- Not yet, but

We're getting there. If we can get Jenn,

we can get you out of here.

- Okay.

- Okay.

So, Sam, I can't, like

Uh I can't sleep.

I feel like I'm stuck

in that night, you know,

but there's all these big

chunks that are missing.

And I just keep thinking

and I just keep thinking,

and it's like you're

trying to remember the worst

but most important dream of your life.

I'm trying to remember music

- Okay

- Noises, anything.

Listen, maybe you should

stop playing it over and over

- again in your head.

- I actually think I've come up with some new ideas.

Jake was waiting on

a bag of money, right?

- Mm-hmm.

- What if somebody found out

that he was getting paid,

and they came for that cash?

Okay.

I got this, okay?

I'm gonna take care of it.

Extra napkins in the bag, okay?

Take it easy.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hey, guys.

- Are you Giuseppe Lazarro,

the owner of this fine establishment?

Yeah, I am. Can I help you?

- I'm Detective Chase.

- I'm, uh, Detective Watts.

- Have you seen

- This man before?

Nope.

No clue.

So unless you wanna order,

I've got some work to do here.

- Sure, you hungry?

- Starving.

- Yeah, we'll order.

- Hey, you mind if I take

a picture of the menu,

just to send it to

the guys in the office?

- Yeah, go ahead.

- All right. Thanks.

I will take a Bap,

bap, bap, chicken parm,

yeah, and you can hold the peppers.

What kind of bun do

you use there? Ciabatta?

That'd be good. Love a ciabatta.

On one side, make sure

there's no parm, okay?

And on the other side, extra

onions, if you have them?

Pickled is best.

What about some extra

sauce, too? That'd be great.

Are you messing with me?

That's a really good

question, my friend.

You see that picture there,

the one, uh above the

- What is that? Cheese?

- I think it's a meatball sub.

The one above the meatball sub,

there. That's a very real picture

of a very real kidnapper,

in a very real embrace with you.

- Huh?

- So

Care to tell us what you

really know about him, now?

Or do you wanna talk about it

at a very real police station?

It's up to you.

- Really.

- Really.

Okay, according to Mr.

Sauce and Mr. Cheese,

our bad guy, Alex Tirasov,

is Giuseppe's step-brother.

Alex has been forcing

Giuseppe to launder money

- through the food truck.

- For who?

George Petrovich.

Head of the Russian mob?

Yup!

We reached out to organized crime,

showed them a picture of Alex Tirasov,

and they confirmed he

is Petrovich's bodyguard.

They had a whole intelligence

file on the both of them.

So if Jenn is using

members of the Russian mob

to kidnap our fake CI

Then she went from middling drug dealer

to an associate of one of the largest

drug syndicates in the country.

Maybe that's the big client

Tuesday owed the drug shipment to.

Mm-hmm. And the Russians supply

all of North America.

So we need to stop Jenn before

she produces a new batch.

All right, we need

to divide and conquer.

You two look into the Russians,

see if you can trace them

back to Jenn or purple rain.

Meanwhile, you, find

out how much Ro knows

about Jenn's criminal ties.

If your friendship got us into this,

maybe it can get us out.

Sam! Hi!

Were we supposed to meet?

No, but I need to talk to you right now.

Okay I have court, so

Well, you don't, because

I called your assistant

and you don't have a

meeting till two, so

Why are you talking to my assistant?

Sam

Did you ever go to that

follow-up appointment

after your MRI? Are you okay?

Mm-hmm, I'm okay.

But you're not.

Ro, you need to distance

yourself from Jenn Diamante.

Jenn?

What? Why?

Because we believe she k*lled

our police informant, Jake Mardy.

That's insane.

Jenn didn't k*ll anyone.

What are you talking about?

I'm telling you this

because you're my friend.

Jenn Diamante is a drug dealer.

And if you're helping her in any way,

and I mean it, in any way,

then you need to stop right now.

Jenn was at the house the

night Jake Mardy was k*lled.

Jake Mardy, the koi

fish loving drug dealer

that I told you about.

He was k*lled on June 29th.

Now that's the same night that

you and Jenn were together.

The night we went to Remington's?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm sorry,

are you accusing me of something here?

'Cause I showed you the video. Remember?

- Yeah.

- Do you want to see it again?

I can show it to you again.

I don't need to see it again.

I just need you to tell me

why you changed clothes from

Kelly's place to the strip club?

What are you, the fashion police?

No, I'm the actual police.

If you want me to help you,

you gotta tell me the truth.

We should probably sit down.

Okay, so I've been helping Jenn

get out of things her entire life.

Honestly, I

You know, I thought she'd

finally gotten it together.

- And I was proud of her.

- Okay. What happened?

Okay.

God, you're gonna hate me.

Okay

Do you remember Kelly's

engagement party?

That cop showed up with a file?

Jenn and I went upstairs

because Jenn was super drunk.

But as soon as we got

upstairs, she just

Dropped the drunk act

and she asked me to listen

at the door while she

took pictures of the file.

Did you ask her why?

Like, I don't know, it was just

It just felt like a

stupid joke or a dare

Okay. Where did you go after you left?

We came back here. We

were just watching TV,

and we put on sweatpants, and

I tried to get her to go to bed,

but she just wanted to keep drinking.

And she went out.

What time?

It was like 12.

And then what did you do?

I went to sleep.

I was out cold by the time

she came in and woke me up.

She actually Scared

the sh*t out of me

because she ran into my bathroom

and she slammed the door,

and then she wouldn't come out

until I brought her some clothes,

and she she kept saying

that she'd thrown up on herself,

but when she came out,

she was like, like

Like, just like dead-eyed.

And she said that she

Got in a fight,

and some guy was harassing her at a bar,

and she had punched

him one too many times.

Okay. What bar was that?

- She couldn't remember.

- Mm

So she said she was afraid

of getting an as*ault charge

and could I help her

come up with a story.

An alibi.

This is really

This is making me look

really bad right now.

- So bad!

- It's okay, you're doing good.

- Keep going.

- Uh

Yeah, so I-I just, I got on my phone

and I found an old video

of us at Remington's

and I figured if I just posted it,

it would look like we

were there, at that moment.

And then we could change into

the clothes we were wearing

in the video and I could get

Valentino to vouch for us,

'cause he owed me.

So you went and you showed your faces.

We got back here around 4:30.

And I paid him $1,000 to say

that we were there all night.

And then, what did

Jenn do with her clothes

when she was on her own?

I said that we should wash them,

but she said not to bother

and she just threw them in

the garbage on her way out.

Has it been picked up yet?

Intelligence says this bath house

is a hangout for the Russian mob.

There's George Petrovich

and his bodyguard.

My God, are these people

gonna go into this banya

or are they gonna argue like

an old married couple all day?

Well, if that's the way

you feel about marriage,

no wonder you canceled the wedding.

What?!

We agreed on this together!

It wasn't the right time.

I didn't cancel it

- I'm teasing you!

- Are you, though?

Yes.

Having my mother back in the picture

Maybe it's triggered some

messed up genetic pattern,

like habitually running

away from commitment.

And what if that's what's going on?

Maybe it is.

We won't know until we reschedule.

And we'll see if you leave

me hanging at the altar.

You keep talking like that

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Here we go. Here we go.

You distract the bodyguard,

I'll go after Petrovich.

Time to go make a deal.

See if we can offer George

Petrovich something he wants.

Hey, man. I need to speak to Petrovich.

He's busy.

Oh, I think he'll wanna

hear what I have to say.

Recognize the snitch you lost?

Um, sorry to bother y'all,

but is one of y'all Mr. Minsky?

- No.

- No?

Well he's 20 minutes

late for his massage, so

I'm happy to offer it to one of y'all

if you want his spot. I hate a no-show.

You go ahead, take it.

Maybe she can massage

that brain of yours.

I'll be in the steam room.

Go ahead.

Can you put a bit more oil, please?

Okay.

Um

Here we go.

- Oh, yeah!

- Okay

Let's see if we can loosen you up.

Oh, geez!

So who are you?

Uh, I'm big noise.

Out of Montreal.

Why do you have the snitch then?

Word is, he's from here, Toronto.

I have people working for me there.

People working for me here.

You have snitches that work for you?

I didn't know it at the time.

Came to me for forgiveness

after your boys grabbed

him and lost him.

He was begging for protection.

Hoping to get taken back into the fold.

Never happened.

He was working with the police.

Cannot be trusted again.

So I figure

I'll give you what you want.

A snitch.

And what do you want, Mr. Big Noise?

The purple rain I'm owed.

What makes you think I

have this purple rain?

You were willing to kidnap a snitch

to keep him from talking about it.

Makes me think you have a stake in it.

Or you're working

with somebody who does.

Hmm

I wanna see the informant.

I wanna see the purple rain.

It's a simple trade.

You come with me?

You seem very tense.

Do you feel disrespected

by your boss, maybe?

Uh

You know, I'm not gonna deny that.

Huh

- Alex!

- Huh?

Get dressed.

- What?

- Now!

Okay, okay.

Let me guess.

Is that him?

Yeah.

I'm just saying, that was pretty rude.

Don't let him punk you.

Ro

Did you know that Jenn was

involved with purple rain?

No.

And it was just a coincidence

that Tuesday was

represented by your firm?

No. Jenn said she had this

friend who was in trouble

who couldn't afford a lawyer.

And you didn't know

that Jenn and Tuesday

were involved with the Russian mob?

Are you kidding me? I

Oh, my God, no, I

Sam

Is that blood?

No, no.

sh*t!

Hey you okay?

- Hey.

- Diamante's on the move, girl.

The sourpuss is on her way to the spa.

Looks like she's headed

through to the back.

Just text me the address.

Hold your position.

Do you understand me?

You got it.

What is going on? I am

not supposed to be out

in the world. What is the problem?

We won't talk about it here.

Ms. Jennifer, she promised

me a lot of purple rain, too.

And like you

I didn't get it.

I told you it was out of my hands.

The police confiscated it.

Oh many excuses, this one.

Why did you bring me here? I thought

everything was under control.

Your Tuesday is making a big fuss,

saying the drugs

aren't going to be good.

You need to manage them. You hear?

I won't let either

of you out of my sight

until I get what I paid for.

Him too!

Yeah. I'm owed some.

By Krish.

Oh! No, no, no, no.

I mean, you are not

leaving my sight either,

until I get what I need.

The snitch.

So here call somebody.

Make it happen.

Hmm?

Ah, yes!

- Hello?

- Yeah.

I need you to bring our guy

to the Russian banya on Dupont.

- Got it?

- Yeah, I'm on it.

I'm trying to find my way to you.

- We need backup.

- Yeah.

- On the way.

- Good.

Now do you have something to show me?

You bet.

This way.

Wow! You been busy.

You think Montreal is the

only city with a market?

Vancouver, Edmonton.

I've got clients all over the country,

waiting for this miracle buzz.

Tuesday is helping my genius

nephew Ivan to make it for us.

Ivan isn't a genius.

He doesn't know how to do math.

That's because it's not

math, it's chemistry.

- Mmm.

- Mmm.

I'm sorry. What is the problem here?

Well, you people are asking me

to use substandard equipment,

and this drug doesn't work if

you mess with the process. I

Tuesday. Shut up.

Look, they're perfectionists, okay?

The drugs are top quality.

They are perfectly fine unless

some idiot takes too much.

So we test it, yes?

To prove the product is good.

Alex, you try.

Alex. You do what I say.

No, I'm not doing it.

Try it. Now.

No. I'm not your dog.

You're right.

A dog is smart. A dog is loyal.

You try it!

No.

Stop, stop it! I'll do it.

Time to move on.

Happy?

Now, can I focus so that

we can get out of here?

Thank you. Can we get this done?

How much do I have to

give you for this guy?

Two kilos. What I paid for.

Two kilos for a life, huh?

I would've thought five.

Oh, damn it. They're OD-ing.

Police! Get your hands up.

- Move, move, Alex!

- Stop!

Gimme your phone! I

gotta call an ambulance.

Go, go, go, go!

Stop! Police!

Kelly!

Hands where I can see them!

Hands where I can see them!

Out of the car.

Get out of the car now!

Hands up. Out of the car.

- Both of you. Now.

- Get out!

Jenn Diamante, you're under arrest

for the m*rder of Jake Mardy.

And for making and selling purple rain.

Turn around.

Turn around! Now!

I didn't mean for it to go like this.

How'd it happen?

I started

Buying chemicals from Jenn's store

to make purple rain,

and then she figured me out,

and I thought she was gonna turn me in,

but she wanted to partner.

And she took on all the business.

I just had to make the stuff.

And then when she got me out of jail,

she told me that I owed her and

I didn't want to do it anymore.

But yeah, she had

Petrovich's crew pick me up,

and then they've had me

working in the lab ever since.

Tuesday, do you think Jenn

Diamante's capable of k*lling someone?

Well, a month ago, I would've

answered that differently but

Now, uh

Yeah.

You didn't have to come get me.

Oh, you wanted to ride the subway?

- Hey.

- Hey.

Hi! Hi! Oh, my

I-I didn't expect to see you so soon.

Yeah, I uh, I didn't feel

like sitting in my apartment.

I just wanted to come by and say thanks.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, the man of the hour!

Yes! g*ng, g*ng, g*ng, g*ng!

Welcome back.

Hey.

Thanks for everything.

Any time.

There's DNA and evidence,

that's the science.

But the art is at play here.

Anything yet?

Still has not opened her mouth.

Watch this.

Admit it!

Admit it!

You tried to make a deal

with this drug peddling Jake

to keep him quiet, but you

got greedy. She got greedy!

- Got greedy.

- Greedy!

You took the money yourself,

and then you thought

you could take him out.

I'm not speaking until

my lawyer arrives.

Ro Wells. Can you call her, please?

Oh, Ms. Diamante

Ro Wells isn't representing you.

Mm-mm. You have a

court-appointed legal aid

who graduated from

law school a year ago.

And right now, he's in

the bathroom down the hall

with a really, really

bad case of diarrhea,

because you are his first

cold-blooded k*ller client,

and he is terrified at the

thought of representing you.

I didn't k*ll anyone.

Call Ro Wells.

- Ro Wells can't be your lawyer.

- Mm-mm.

You know why? She's a witness.

And when the DNA evidence

comes back from the clothes,

the clothes you left in Ro's garage,

the clothes covered

in Jake Mardy's blood,

you're going down.

Oh God, you know what, I've always

had this funny feeling about Jenn.

I didn't really like her, but

I just thought it was 'cause,

like, I was jealous.

You know, the same way that you were

jealous of my friendship with Ro?

Nope. Never that.

Yeah, you were, like a tiny bit.

- Not even a tiny bit.

- Like a little bit?

- Not even a smidgen.

- I think you were.

What was that?

Oh gosh, yeah, that's

just, like, my watch.

It's this step app. It makes that

sound every time I hit 10,000 steps.

- Can you do it again?

- Well, no, I can't do it again

'cause then I'd have to

hit 10,000 steps, why?

That was the same chime sound I heard

at Jake's grandmother's house.

I thought it was a

phone ring or something.

Oh boy. I know that look.

Naz remembers the

sound of a fitness ring

closing on a watch from that night.

Jenn doesn't have a

fitness watch, however

- Ro does.

- Yeah.

I-I need you to look into the

metadata of a Vigortrax app,

registered to 416-555-0139.

I'm gonna need the

exact locations tracked

on June 29th, from 11 pm 'til 4 am.

Yeah, I'll hold.

- Hi!

- Hey!

Hi! How's it going? Oh

my God, look at this!

Where are you going?

I, uh, I actually booked

a little beach vacation

last minute, you know.

- Mmm!

- This week has been a lot,

so I just figured I needed

to reset, process everything.

Did you say a little beach

vacation? Isn't that

You know what, that's what we should do.

I'd love to go on a beach vacation!

I think we should both

go on that together.

But you, however, I don't think

you're gonna be going

on that any time soon.

Wait, what are you talking about?

I I gave you my statement.

You know how you can reach

me. It's a short trip.

You know what? We also have

access to your GPS tracker

and your step app,

and according to that,

you were at Jake Mardy's

grandmother's house

- the night that Jake was

- m*rder*d!

Wow, so

Jenn must have put my

watch on that night.

- You said it. You said it!

- That's what I said!

- Did I call it? Did I call it?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes!

So remember what I

said? So you think that

Jenn's DNA is gonna

be on the watch, right?

Well, here's the funny thing

about those bloody clothes

that she left in your garbage. Mmm

Jake's DNA 1,000 percent was on it.

Jenn's however, mm-mm.

Nowhere to be found.

I don't understand.

Ooh! You know why she

doesn't understand?

- I'm gonna tell you why.

- Yeah.

'Cause it's a little bit tricky.

So just, you know, let

me break it down for you.

So, we just need you to focus up,

so stay with us here,

let's just see how this tracks out.

We are thinking that you and Jenn

went to Jake's house together,

and Jenn was paying

him off to keep quiet,

and you went along for backup.

Yeah. So then you go

inside together and you see

that Jake is all messed up on

drugs, but you're smart, right?

And boy, are you ruthless.

I mean, Jake's a snitch.

Why would you trust this

guy to just disappear?

And why would you give

anything to this weasel?

Right? Why not just get rid

of him and just take the money?

So then guess what you do?

You k*ll him in your own clothes,

and then you just lap dance

your way into an alibi!

You know what? I know, I feel for you.

This is a little bit shocking,

- isn't it?

- Shocker

Let me know if I'm getting this right.

You distract us with a song and

dance of how Jenn k*lled Jake

in clothes that you lent her

while we're off running DNA tests.

Yeah, let your sketchy

friend Jenn take the fall.

You skip town, then you

go live off the money

that the both of you were

putting into an offshore account.

We do good? Hot? Cold? You know what?

- It doesn't matter.

- Why not?

Because the DNA's

gonna prove everything.

- Right!

- Sam. Sam, listen to me.

Do you even hear what you're

saying right now? This is

Like, this is insane.

I told you everything

that you needed to know about Jenn.

We're friends, I trusted you.

You know what, Ro? I, um

almost trusted you, but thank God

I know what a real

friendship looks like!

- Ay!

- Me!

Or else I would've

been really upset! Yeah!

Ro Wells, you are under arrest

for the m*rder of Jake Mardy.

Hey, Kel, come upstairs, please! Hurry!

Come on, what's going on?

I'mma need you to come downstairs,

'cause I got our traditional

end-of-the-case celebration awaiting us!

I got wine, I got chips,

I got dip, I got my buffalo wings!

Oh my gosh. Where are you

going dressed like that?

Oh my gosh

Um wait, so does this

mean that I'm get what?

Yeah. Unexpected improv wedding,

'cause that's what you asked for, right?

And Nathan's getting

ready, so we gotta hurry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nathan

is here? Nathan is here?

Yeah, he's here because you guys

are gonna, you know, get married.

I'm I'm speechless.

Are you speechless 'cause

'Cause this is meddling?

Oh, yeah, this is absolutely meddling.

This is like, this is

like mega meddling, Sam.

- I'm really, really sorry, Kel.

- Are you?

Yeah, no, I am. I just

What I wanted to do, what I was

thinking I was going, I was just

Wait, I just wanted to take

away all the stressful bits

and I wanted to leave you all

the amazing bits, and I'm just

- No, you were right, though.

- No, no

- I should've told you.

- Just stop. Just stop!

No, no, you stop.

Because this, this right here, Sam,

is the best meddling that anybody

could do for their best friend!

Oh my God!

- I'm getting married!

- Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Yay!

We're ready for you.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

- You're nervous.

- Oh, you know.

Just a little bit, little bit.

You know, if this is about

something other than nerves,

that's okay.

Hot feet was always

my cure for cold feet.

If you want to run, I won't judge.

I'll even cover for

you as long as I can.

Why am I so afraid, mom?

Nathan's amazing.

You know, I was

I was always afraid of

losing my independence.

Yep.

I guess I never felt secure enough

To be that

With someone else.

But you don't have to be like me.

And you

Are my beautiful girl.

Thanks, mom.

Hey.

Wow.

You guys look so dapper.

Really, really gorgeous.

- You too.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- How are you?

- Yeah, good.

- Good. Where's Sarah?

I didn't see her here.

Um I, uh, I ended things

with both Sarahs, actually.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Yeah, it's fine. Really. Um

I just felt like after

everything that has happened,

it'd be better if I dealt with it alone.

Yeah.

Where's Steve?

I'm here alone. I mean,

yeah, he's not here.

Huh.

Well, I'm I'm the best man.

But with another drink,

I'll be an even better one.

- You look lovely, Sam.

- Thank you.

You think he's okay?

I don't know.

You know, it doesn't matter right now,

because you

Have an exquisite looking

woman waiting for you.

Wow.

Will you, Nathan and Kelly,

choose each other every

day from this day forward?

To be what the other needs

in life's best and worst moments,

through whatever may come?

To give grace to each

other as you grow older?

To find new reasons to

love each other every day?

We do.

Dear family and friends,

help me celebrate our newly-weds,

Mr. and Mrs. Nathan

Greene and Kelly Duff.

Congratulations!

Are you gonna do it?

Bae.

Oh, you smooth, you

smooth! Okay! I got you.

Ah!

- Oh!

- Come on, criss-cross.

Criss-cross!

Criss-cross!

Electric slide, this way!

Ah! Oh yeah, we made it, we made it!

I gotta say. I usually think

weddings are pretty lame.

This one no muss, no fuss.

Might have to get you to plan my party.

What party?

For my promotion to Fugitive Squad.

For my investigation

into Adeline French.

You got a promotion?

Yeah! Isn't it great? Woo!

That's yep. Congratulations.

Badge b*tches. The double

Bs taking over the OCE.

- Yeah! Woo.

- Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo, yeah

I got good news and bad news.

Ooh, good news first, always.

Okay, well, I wasn't gonna say

anything until everybody left, but

- I booked us a honeymoon

- Mmm

in Saint Vincent.

Saint Vincent? The

place Adeline is hiding?

Okay, I thought the whole

purpose of a vacation

was to get away from work?

It's true.

But uh, we've been

talking about it so much,

I guess it just got stuck in the craw.

Okay, so what's the bad news?

I don't think I can go.

What are you talking about?

It's Naz.

I think he needs someone right now,

and I'm pretty sure that

someone should be me.

- I know

- Ugh

I want to run away

with you somewhere too.

Or you could go by yourself.

I mean, I know it's not conventional,

going on your honeymoon

- without your man, but

- No.

When have we ever been conventional?

I know, but I just

I'm not sure I want a vacation alone.

However

Hmm.

Did you know there are, let's see,

450 species of fish

just swimming around off

the coast of Saint Vincent?

Wow.

Yeah, there's, uh, lebranche mullet,

acoupa weakfish, fat

snook, swordspine snook

Bet you can't say that three times fast.

Swordspine snook, snore pine

snook, snore pine sook

Oh, it doesn't matter.

Why are you talking about Saint Vincent?

Well, I was thinking that

you and your ex-BFF Ro,

you know, y'all bonded

over fish in the tank,

and I thought maybe you

and I could bond over fish,

I don't know under the sea!

- I love it, sure, when?

- What are you doing tomorrow?

It doesn't matter, 'cause

Nathan's taking you on a honeymoon.

Was but he's a little

worried about Naz, which I get.

Mm-hmm.

However, tickets are

not refundable. So

Oh my God. Are you really asking me

Yes! Oh my God. I do. I do with you!

You don't have to make this

Oh my gosh. This is gonna be great.

We're gonna do umbrella

drinks. Have you ever had one?

You're deciding what

we're gonna do on my trip?

Yeah. Kind of, I am. And then

also, we're gonna do snorkeling.

We might even get our

scuba certificates.

- You're planning it.

- A little bit, yeah.

Well, um, and we can

find Adeline French.

Charge the trip to

Fugitive Squad!

- Yes!

- You know what I'm saying?

Now I have the bad-a*s boss.

Bad-a*s married boss. Bad!

- When are we leaving?

- Oh, God!

What are you doing here?

Oh, I was just taking a little

disco nap before my next set.

Yeah, big one coming up,

so I just really want to make sure

everybody's having a good time.

- Cool, cool, yeah, cool.

- You know what else is cool?

- What?

- Having 2.3 million frequent-flier points

and 19 weeks of saved-up vacay.

So what, are we flying

into SVD, Kingstown?

- Mmm

- Hmm?

Ah, this is gonna be exciting!

I'm so pumped, can't wait.

The three of us. All three.

All three. It's gonna be the best.

It's gonna be perfect, I can't wait.

You'll be there, you'll

be there. Yes! Ee-hee!

Did she just muscle her

way into our honeymoon?

Okay, well first of all,

it's not our honeymoon,

let's get that straight, okay?

- Well, it kind of is.

- How is it our honeymoon?

Shared room? Is it a shared room?

- Well, it is a room

- Is it a honeymoon suite?

So therefore, it is a honeymoon!

that we share!