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01x04 - Chapter 4: Deal Ya No Deal

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "g*ns & Gulaabs". Aired: 18 August 2023 – present.*
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In the cartel-controlled town of Gulaabgunj, a high-stakes opium deal entangles a tough city cop and a romantically troubled mechanic in a whirlwind of chaos, crime, and unexpected alliances.

01x04 - Chapter 4: Deal Ya No Deal

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Nirmal.

Nirmal.

Nirmal.

Jugnu?

I didn't know where else to go.
Can I come in, please?

Yeah, sure.

How could you k*ll the doctor?
Who will treat your dad now?

I didn't want to k*ll him...

May I have a cup of tea? With ginger?

I know it's late,
but could you make it, please?

-Sure. I'll make it.
-Okay.

I don't know what came over me.

I wasn't planning on k*lling him.
I just went to talk to him, but...

I don't know what I'm doing,
where I'm going.

Maybe you were so worried about your dad,
you did this by accident.

Do the police...

The police aren't a problem.
I'll handle them.

I suddenly feel very lonely, man.

Dad is in the ICU. The house is empty.

You're my only friend.

But then you got married.

I didn't know who I could go talk to.

Come with me for a few days.

-Come with you? Where?
-Home.

We have everything there.

We'll watch TV and eat biryani,
like the good old college days.

You can talk to Malini on the phone.

Don't worry, I'll convince her.
Let her come.

I can't...

Please come. Their kebabs
are famous in Gulaabgunj, sir.

Were you talking about this line?

Yes, sir. The dhaba's owner
drew this line a few years back.

Gulaabgunj on this side,
Sherpur on the other.

Sir, I have said this many times,

the owner of this dhaba
should get a Nobel Prize

for maintaining peace in this area.
Am I right, sir?

Which side are we on?

Sir, we are cops.
We are the line. We can sit anywhere.

Hey, that's the new Narcotics officer.

Cops have clout.

Gulaabgunj or Sherpur,
they park their asses anywhere.

as*h*le moved it right in the middle.
He's got ba*ls.

Please sit, sir.

Be careful with my new sunglasses.

Hey!

Yes, sir?

-Two plates of kebabs.
-And a Campa. Chilled.

Sure.

They are the usual suspects.

But the one sipping a Campa is a new guy.
He was a mechanic.

He joined Ganchi's g*ng recently.

He looks innocent, sir,
but he's a lunatic.

He k*lled two men with a spanner.
He's been nicknamed Spanner Tipu.

-With a spanner?
-Yes.

-Maybe a screwdriver.
-With a spanner.

How do you k*ll someone with a spanner?

We'll have to ask him some day.

-Come.
-Where?

-Sherpur.
-When?

-Right now.
-Why?

We have to go there
to find that as*h*le Atmaram.

Let's see what the man from Bombay can do.

If you don't have the ba*ls,
I'll go alone.

Man, you are out to get us k*lled.

Let me think. I need time.

And don't stare. I'm your senior.
Listen to me sometimes.

What did you just do?

Wow. Even in Delhi,
I've never had kebabs like these.

I told you, these are delicious.

May I ask you something?

Are you here to do a cleanup?
I mean, to take down these gangs?

Why the sudden curiosity?

Sir, a while back,
Ganchi struck a huge deal with Sukanto.

There's a powerful drug mafia in Calcutta.
Sukanto works for them.

And apparently, this is
Mr. Ganchi's biggest deal to date.

That's why Nabeed is making his move now.

He knows this is the right time
to strike down Ganchi's g*ng.

Sir, the right time to trap the rats
is when they are busy fighting each other.

You're right.
This is the right time to take action.

Ramprasad, get me a list of farmers
who are growing opium illegally

in Sherpur, Gulaabgunj
and the surrounding areas.

Especially the ones
who are ready to harvest it.

You'll have it by tomorrow, sir.
But what's the plan?

We'll go and say hello.

DEAL OR NO DEAL

What's going on, Mahendra?

You guys k*lled the doctor
who was treating Mr. Ganchi?

That was just a mistake.

Shut the f*ck up.

You are a mistake, as*h*le.

I know how you were celebrating...

-Hey.
-...after murdering him.

I just congratulated him.

Get the f*ck out!

-Out!
-Get out.

Mr. Mishra, just make sure
there's no case against me.

Is this a joke?

You can k*ll anyone, anytime,
and just say,

"Mr. Mishra, please make sure
there's no police case against me."

Is Mishra a magician,
that he can make anything happen?

I'm answerable to people.

Mr. Mishra, please. Please handle this.

-k*lling on a whim.
-Please calm down.

What was he thinking?

-Calm down.
-What?

What were you thinking?

If Dad was here,
would you be talking to me like this?

I'm glad that he's not here.

Look, I think we should
think again about this deal

and see if we can
make this delivery or not.

If we don't get this done,
we don't know how far Sukanto will go.

What are you trying to say?
That we step away from this deal?

No, I'm trying to make you understand.

Now he says "you."
It went from "we" to "you."

Only Dad or I get to decide
if we'll go forward with this deal or not.

-You work for a commission...
-What?

...so behave accordingly.

-What did he just say?
-Mr. Mishra.

You better talk to him.

I'm trying to help,
and he's pissing all over me!

I don't trust him.
Find out where he is going and why.

And there's no need
to tell Mahendra. Go on.

Mishra is an important man, Junior.

We need as many people
as we can get on our side.

Are you on my side?

Are you on my side or not?

What do you mean, Junior?

Whoever wrote this is a genius.

-Yeah.
-"Gives."

"She gives."

"Jo gives and she takes."
Wow, what a masterpiece.

Hey, dude. Look.

Isn't that the same girl?

We'd like to see you in jeans too!

"Jo gives and she takes."

Stop it now.

Okay?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Waiting.

All right. I'll wait here with you.

Go on. Your mom must be waiting for you.

-Your mom must be waiting too.
-Get lost!

What are you doing here?

Nothing, I was just...

Want to go together?

Okay.

Tell me something.
Why does everyone in the class hate me?

Everyone? I don't.

This happens every day. Let's go.
There will be more up the road.

You never told us
you had a little brother.

My brother-in-law looks like a hero.

Jo, do you deal with this every day?
Why don't you tell your dad?

It's okay. I don't want to bother him.

And jerks like these are everywhere.
I can deal with them myself.

But do you know what hurts more?
This drawing.

Bloody cowards.

If I ever get my hands on them...

I'm sorry, Jo,
for what you are dealing with.

I'm sorry that I took your badge.

Well, you secured the first rank, so...

Actually, I'm not sad only.

You're a good boy, Lalkrishna.
My true friend in Gulaabgunj.

Bye. I'll see you.

Mr. Ganchi. Sick.

Sick.

Mr. Ganchi is sick.

Mr. Ganchi is sick.

Bimaar. Sick. Ill.

Mr. Ganchi, ICU, ill.

I'm hungry.

I'm going to grab a bite.

Want anything?

-Khush, happy.
-Want anything? I'm going to grab a bite.

Mr. Ganchi is sick.

Yeah, sick. Okay. I'll get
whatever I want. You better not complain.

-Won't eat okra or eggplant.
-Khush, happy.

"I'm happy."

Kitna sunder. "How lovely."

Kitna sunder.

"How lovely."

Lekha, what are you doing in the hospital?
Are you unwell?

No. We had to get some tests done for Dad.

So uncle is unwell.
That's great then. Where is he?

He's sitting there. There's a long queue,
so I asked him to rest while I...

What long queue? I'll take care of it.

This way.

Uncle, why are you sitting here?
Let's wait in our ICU.

Good evening, Uncle.
I'm Tipu, Lekha's friend.

She said you are unwell.

Don't worry at all.
I'll get the tests done in minutes...

Give me a second.

Hey, listen. Wait two minutes.

-Come here.
-Yes?

These are my people. We are close.

Get their tests done quickly.
What tests do you need?

An X-ray and some tests. It's all in here...

Why just one? Get five X-rays.
Get the X-rays and tests done.

Don't keep him waiting.
Uncle, he'll attend to you.

-Go.
-Okay.

Dad, it's right here.

Take care of him.

Is there anything else I can do?

You really don't need to.

-It's okay.
-Come on, Lekha! You're family after all.

Your dad is like a dad to me.

I've been thinking about you.

-Really?
-I was wondering how you are.

Last time I saw you,
you were really upset.

How are things now?

It's going well now.

You're a bigwig gangster with clout now,
even in a hospital.

Come on, it's not like that.

But I do have clout.

Well done, Tipu.

Thank you.

By the way, how are you doing in English?

"How are you doing in..."

It's already in English. "How are you..."

I meant,
how are your lessons coming along?

You mean this? This...

It's going really well.

Khush, happy. Dukh, sad. Sick, bimaar.

Happy to know that.

Madam, the doctor wants to see you.

She'll be there in ten minutes.

Tipu, I should go and see Dad.

Okay.

I'll see you around.

I see! This is why you weren't hungry.

-Quite the girl.
-She's your future sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law?

Well, my sister-in-law is very pretty.
In a sister-in-law kind of way.

Tell me something.
What is the meaning of "see you around"?

Ocean everywhere. "Sea... around."

Hey, lower your g*n. Take their g*ns away!

-Hey, stop!
-Hey, give me the g*n. Hey!

Check the whole lot.
Let's see how much opium is grown here.

Hey, what are you doing?

We've been farming for years.
You can't just conduct a raid here.

How many acres is this land?

Around 100 acres.

How much land has the government
permitted you to grow opium on?

-Well...
-Thirty.

You have permission for 30 acres,
but you are farming on 100 acres.

-And then you question us.
-Do you know what you're doing?

This is all for Mr. Ganchi.

You'll regret this
when they find out about it.

I see. Take him into custody.

-Come on.
-Hey...

-Go!
-This is wrong. This is not okay.

Seize everything.

Take it to the warehouse.

-Pick it up.
-Ramprasad, put a guard on duty here.

And as soon as
the rest of the crop is ready, seize it.

Nothing should be left behind!

-Okay, sir.
-Seize it all.

Count and load them into the truck.
Load it up. Come on.

This as well.

Hurry up!

Load it up quickly!

I told you not to mess up the balance.

And you just locked up a poor farmer?

-An opium farmer.
-Doesn't matter.

The entire revenue of our department
comes from these farmers,

and you're out to get them?

You can't raid a farm without a warrant.
You know that.

You need permission to do that.

From the police department.
And I am the head of that department.

Sir, we were there for an inspection,

but we found out that it's all ill*gal,
so we had to arrest him.

Release Akhtar.

-Ramprasad.
-Sir.

Let Akhtar go.

Release the seized contraband too.

-Sir, that's not possible.
-Why? Why isn't it possible?

-It's in the record book, sir.
-Tear it out.

It's been faxed to headquarters.

Look, I'm your elder.

I'm trying to tell you
that you're on the wrong path.

This is not Delhi or some other big city.
We have our own ways.

If not for your own safety,
at least think about your family's.

And don't take this lightly.

Sir, we haven't made an entry
for the seized contraband yet.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Do you buy your books here?

Yeah. This is the best shop in GG.

GG? Cool.

I just came in to see
if there's anything new.

I didn't know you read English novels.

I do. But not as much as you.

What are you reading? This?

No, not this.

I'm reading...

-The Fountainhead.
-Do you like Ayn Rand?

Yeah! He's the best.
One of my favorite writers.

Ayn Rand is a female author.

I just read the book.

I didn't really pay attention
if the writer is male or female.

And since you liked the story, you thought
the author must be male, right?

No, that's not it.

So what are you taking?

Don't judge the book by its cover, please.

Ganchi's g*ng is in deep sh*t.

And Ganchi Junior is grasping at straws.

On one hand,
the Narcotics team is raiding their farms,

and on the other,
you're taking all of their opium.

Ganchi Junior can't do jack sh*t.

Sukanto doesn't trust him either.

Ganchi Junior has no idea
what Sukanto will do to him

if he cannot deliver on time.

I've heard stories
about the Calcutta g*ng.

-They are monsters.
-I know.

That's why I paid
to get Babu Tiger out of my way.

I knew if Babu Tiger wasn't around,

Ganchi would struggle
trying to make this deal.

But look at my f*cking luck.

Mr. Ganchi fell off the roof.

And you hit the jackpot.

What do you mean?

I'll set up a meeting
with Sukanto for you.

If you can convince him
to give this deal to you, then do it.

Why would you do that?

It's a pain for me too.

If Ganchi doesn't deliver it,

Sukanto will come after me
for setting up this deal with them.

You wanted the big leagues.

Here's your chance.

Meet Sukanto, talk to him. Convince him.

Done.

It's a huge order. Big consignment.

I'll talk to Sukanto and let you know.

That Narcotics officer
is conducting raid after raid.

Don't touch my stuff!
What are you reading in the dark?

Wow!

-You're reading an English novel?
-So?

When did you start visiting the library?
Are you under someone's spell?

I know what's going on.

What do you know?

I know why you're reading English novels.

Because of that girl from Delhi?
Are you friends with her?

A girl and a boy can never be friends.

-Durga!
-Coming!

Come on.
Don't give me these cheesy dialogues.

The truth is written all over your face.

JO GIVES AND SHE TAKES

I wonder what plan
Dad was trying to tell me about.

He could have told me
before he fell off the roof.

Did you say something?

Nothing.

Akhtar used to supply a big chunk.

How will we arrange such a big load?
I'm really worried now.

We must handle the Narcotics officer.

What is SP Mishra doing?

Ask him to talk to the BNE officer.

He tried a couple of times,
but he won't listen.

He released Akhtar, but not the goods.

We should pay him a visit
and tell him who he's messing with.

-Boss.
-Yeah?

I followed SP Mishra as you told me to.

And?

The b*stard went to meet Nabeed.

That m*therf*cking traitor Nabeed.

Please come, Mr. Sukanto.
Welcome to Sherpur.

Everyone seems to think alike here.

Please come.

Do you guys ever have meetings
at normal places?

This place is safe.
Hardly anyone comes here.

Same thinking. I've heard this before too.

This is a huge order.

And you've never handled such a huge order
by yourself in Sherpur.

So, naturally, we are worried

whether you would be able
to deliver it on time.

So, convince us.

On what basis should we give
such a big order to you?

You've heard it right.

I started small.

But that's
a thing of the past, Mr. Sukanto.

Today, I control
all of Sherpur's opium supply.

I left Mr. Ganchi's g*ng

and built this business
from the ground up.

You can't really trust Gulaabgunj.

Mr. Ganchi is out of the game.

And without him,
Gulaabgunj is all but dead.

Mr. Ganchi is in a coma. He's not dead.

g*ns down! Hey! Down!

Put them down!

Hey!

Hey, put the g*n down.

Put the g*n down.

We are here to talk.
We don't want any trouble.

Baby, lower it.

-Mahendra, how are you?
-All good.

Junior, you're all grown up now.

I used to carry him around
when he was little.

He even peed on me once.

I can still do that.

You were also a little boy

when Mr. Ganchi
took you in from the streets.

You are in a hurry
to become big, aren't you?

You misunderstood me.

I didn't come here on my own.
I was called by SP Mishra.

I knew it the day
you were running your mouth.

You wag your tail
for anyone throwing a biscuit.

Mind your language.

-You know...
-You guys can fight later.

Talk business while I'm here.

Look, Jugnu, I paid an advance
to your father for this job.

We all know he's in a coma.

BNE is raiding the farms
of all your big producers.

I honestly don't think
you can deliver on time.

What do you want?

Work together.

I'd rather be dead than work with them.

What are you saying, Mr. Sukanto?
Mr. Ganchi would have never agreed.

All right then.

But neither of you
can do this on your own.

Look, you made a deal with my dad.
You gave him your word.

You can't go back on your word now.

Is this the way you work?

Really?

Come with me for a minute.

What's the matter?

Just come with me.

Okay, son. What were you saying?

-That you made a deal with my dad.
-No, not that.

-What did you say after that?
-What?

That there's a way one should work...

This way?

Did you like it?

Look, son...

please don't try to tell us
what we can or cannot do.

We can do anything.

Understood?

I gave my word to your father,
but I also paid him good money.

I was willing to let it go
considering your situation.

But now that you're trying to act smart,

you'll deliver the entire order
by the end of this month.

Got it?

Or you'll see what I can do.

Damn smug boy.

-Sir, may I say something?
-Sure.

We've already irked Ganchi and the SP.

After this raid in Nabeed's territory,
he'll turn against us too.

Is Ganchi the only criminal?
Why should we spare Nabeed?

Would it be the right move
to have enemies everywhere?

Are we doing anything wrong? It's our job.

Yes, sir, but...

Should we stop doing our job
to avoid making enemies?

Well, if you say so. Let's just stay home.

No, sir, I was just saying...

The entire load is ill*gal, sir.
We are seizing it. Please sign here.

Later. Take the load to the warehouse.

Okay, sir.

Look, this is wrong.

How can you conduct a raid
without a warrant?

You have no idea whose farm this is.

Whose farm is this? Tell me.

Everyone here is arrogant.
Everyone seems to have a godfather.

Cut the drama,
or I'll arrest you on the spot.

SRIDEVI VILAS

-f*ck.
-Is it too hot?

Look over there.

Not there. That way.

Nabeed's g*ons are here.

If they recognize us, no one will
ever be able to recognize us again.

Have your tea. No one knows you anyway.

-They are leaving.
-And the tea?

Are we here to have tea
or look for Atmaram? Let's go.

-How much for two teas?
-Two rupees.

Two rupees.

Five rupees. Keep tip.

Listen, have you seen this man,
a big, tall guy with long hair?

I'm looking for a friend of mine.
He's from Bombay.

A lot of people come here. I don't know.

He doesn't know anything. Let's go.

Have you seen a guy with long hair?
From Bombay.

No, sir, I haven't.

Have you seen a big, tall guy?
He has long hair.

-Looks like a villain.
-No.

I'm looking for a friend of mine.
He has long hair.

A big, tall guy. Have you seen him?

Your turn.

Let's go.

Seems like everyone in Sherpur is blind.

-Sir will meet you another time...
-Call him here.

Come later.

What's going on?!

Sir, they were trying to barge in.

Did you think that you'd seize our opium
and we'd do nothing?

-Are you threatening me?
-I'm not here for trouble.

What do you want? How much do you want?

Another word and you'll rot in jail.

Do that. Arrest me.

Why the hollow words? Put me behind bars!

Get out!

-Go away.
-Move.

This is wrong, sir!

This is wrong!
We are not like the people of Gulaabgunj!

I'm from Sherpur! You mess with me
and I'll burn everyone down!

Come on, leave.

Yes?

Sir, I need to say something.

-Go on.
-There's news.

Sukanto from Calcutta is in Gulaabgunj.

I have a melon here.

It's not a regular melon,
but a magical one.

Look how I make it disappear.

Sun, show your powers
and take this melon away!

Where did it go? Where's the melon? Where?

-It's gone.
-Where is it?

-Hey, the melon is here.
-He's fooling us.

Wow, this is amazing!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

I've heard a lot
about the big-hearted people of this city.

So come and be generous.

Please be generous.

-What a magician, man.
-He is amazing.

Remove the muffler. I can't see face.

-Why face look you?
-Better?

Ever heard of
the man-eating lion of Khirsu?

-No.
-So?

This rare amulet.

It's that lion's nail.
It will keep you safe.

Only 1,000 rupees.

1,000 rupees.

Tell me something.

-Game over. Show over.
-It'll be over when we say so.

Let me go.
I have to go to Belodi for a show.

I'll miss my bus. Please.

You can go tomorrow.
We'll pay you. Start the show.

You have money, don't you?

-Yeah, we do.
-Yeah.

I've seen him somewhere.

-Me?
-Yes, you.

It's impossible. I'm from Ambala.
No one knows me here.

-Ambala?
-Yes.

Why are you here?

We're here on a fun trip.
We are on vacation, so we came here.

Take your mufflers off. Now!

Watch the show, bro. It's okay.
We'll just leave.

-Yeah.
-Come on.

Hey! This is the guy from Gulaabgunj!
m*therf*cker!

Bunty, run!

Get the b*stard!

-They're sh**ting! Run, Tipu!
-What the f*ck!

sh**t them!

I told you to buy the amulet.

f*ck!

Run, Bunty!
That b*stard is sh**ting at us!

Run!

What are you looking at? Get him!

-He's from Gulaabgunj!
-Get him!

-Follow me!
-Stop!

sh**t him!

Get the bike!

They are sh**ting at us!

Get the bike!

Come on, quick!

Go! Let's go!

Stop, you f*ck!

Let's go. Speed up!

Get that jerk!

Stop!

They're here! Step on it!

What the f*ck! He's hitting me!
The m*therf*cker is hitting me!

Tipu, are you my friend or foe?
Speed up, man!

Stop, m*therf*cker!

-They are sh**ting!
-So you sh**t back, idiot!

Don't give me that look!

Go, go!

What the f*ck! Get 'em!

What are you doing?
We've run out of b*ll*ts! Go!

We've run out of the fuel.

I told you to get it refueled!
Get us the f*ck out of here! Go! Quick!

Should I piss into the fuel tank?
It's stopping.

They are behind us. Go!

It's not moving!

Push it!

-Go.
-Push!

They are right behind us!

-Come here!
-Is that Tipu?

-Come!
-Is that Tipu?

Come!

-Help us!
-Let's go! Go!

Come, you b*stards!

-I'll show you!
-Come on!

-I dare you to step into Sherpur!
-Come on!

-Come on, you as*h*le!
-We'll be back!

-We won't spare you!
-Should've bought the amulet.

-Shut up!
-Yes.

Shamik, it's okay.

Arjun Varma.

I know. You're the one
making waves in this area.

And you're the one
showering blessings in this area.

No.

I was just passing by.

I didn't know
Calcutta was so close to Gulaabgunj.

What do you want, Mr. Arjun?

Tell me, how may I help you?

All the opium grown
in this district is my responsibility.

I know that.

Right under my nose, people are
growing tons of ill*gal opium to sell.

-I can't just stand around watching.
-I understand.

You're a sincere man.
You want to work honestly.

But I'll tell you one thing, Mr. Arjun.

In my experience,
every honest man has a price. A cost.

I'm ready to pay yours.

-I'm not SP Mishra, Mr. Sukanto.
-I know.

That's why I'm offering you
double the price.

It's a good offer.

But I'm not interested.

Let me tell you something, Mr. Sukanto.

In my experience, Nabeed and Ganchi
can't deliver what you want.

Then who can?

Someone who has
all the opium in this area.

I'll deliver all that you want.