01x05 - D**k Pic

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Okay.

What?

It's a freaking d*ck pic!

Eww!

Some people are really,

like, freaking pricks!

f*ck! He just

ruined my appetite!

During Covid, so many people

spoke to each other for months

before meeting

offline for a day.

Why? In the end,

what does everyone want? Sex.

Guys, matching people by feeding keywords

into the algo is a very basic idea.

These days,

even food delivery bots do the same.

Guys, to rewrite the code,

we have to write,

think and act out of the box.

So, you're saying swing

away from perfect matches?

Too risky, man!

We need to put these

thoughts into the logic design

and see if it's

mathematically possible.

Let's lock this for a test run.

The results will tell us if

it's uber cool or not so cool.

Let's do it, man.

Hello.

This place feels

so much like home.

I had forgotten.

It's been only eight months

since you've been here,

not eight years.

You look quite happy.

Here. Sign this.

We had to separate

bank accounts.

I have a pen.

Would you like some breakfast?

No. I have to go to work today,

Dhruv.

Come on,

Vasu! Let's have a quick breakfast.

Think about it. Pancake

bonanza. Today's special.

- Come on. Let's do it.

- No. The service here

is too slow. - No.

Come on.

Quick. Quick. Quick.

Anything for you guys?

Rohan, two pancake breakfasts.

An orange juice for me,

and a watermelon juice for him.

No ice, please. - Okay.

How are things at Enso?

They're okay.

And I'm just totally focused,

at least until the exhibition.

Hmm.

At least, you're direct about things,

unlike Kay.

Seriously, right?

I can't believe she did that!

Thank you. - Welcome, sir.

She put so much pressure on me!

She took money

from both you and me.

And what did she think?

That we wouldn't find out?

Until you messaged me saying,

'I bought Kay a laptop.'

Obviously!

I also wanted to prove that

I could also buy her things.

It's okay. You can say it.

'Oh,

why are you being so difficult?'

When did I say anything?

Did I say anything?

Well

In fact,

I'm absolutely and completely with you.

I know you're managing your own finances,

you wanna make your own money.

Awesome. Go ahead.

Anyway,

what's to be done with the both of us

is something I can decide

only after the exhibition.

And then I'll just

speak to her after that.

Vasu,

whatever help you need with the exhibition,

do let me know.

Dhruv,

I don't want any sympathy or any help.

This is one thing that

I want to do by myself.

I know.

Eww!

Oh God! Men just

have a one-track mind.

Nothing. - Who was that?

It's nothing.

Nothing.

Sir.

- A package has arrived.

- So, keep it outside.

Sir,

it's for everyone. It has come by air.

'By air?'

'Hey, Akhil.'

'Considering we may work together,

'

'I thought, just like in your dating app,

we should get to know each other.'

'For your team. Rock on!'

'JC.'

Check out this Rubik's Cube!

Hostel days, man!

That's great, bro.

This is thinking and

acting out of the box.

Just like you wanted us to do,

right?

Pankaj sir, you got that?

Guys,

we've been looking at some new artists

for the End of

the Era exhibition.

And we have a few of them here.

We just want to show them to you.

Sure.

Fatty,

can you help me with the projector?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

In the last two years,

Enso's faded out from people's memories.

So,

we're looking at a bunch of new artists

who, you know,

have larger Instagram followings,

have brand collaborations,

are able to draw

in bigger crowds.

And they know how to make art,

but more importantly,

they know how to sell art.

Plus, the old ones are too big!

They're hard to catch hold of.

I mean, I've tried. But we don't

have much time before the exhibition.

And the bigger ones,

you're right,

are pretty unavailable.

And then there are these

two. Sameer-Sawant.

They've got great publicity.

And they just had a show in Japan. So,

they've also got a lot of cred.

Okay. So, there are a few more.

I think this second

one is quite cool. Yeah.

- Yeah.

Isn't it? - Yeah.

These are fantastic, guys.

- You've done a lot in two weeks.

- Right.

Guys, if you all are good

with these new artists, then

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

- No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

- Oh!

See that? - I'm sorry, guys!

Chakra opened!

- I was on Kechup,

and gave Shandilya Panigrahi my number.

I thought if I don't respond,

he'd get the hint.

Some people are

just strange like that.

Fatty, I can't turn it off!

- Why don't you just block this guy? Right?

- Yeah!

No. I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna tell them

that this This is just not

Not done.

Hey, doc. - Akhil. Have a seat.

My journal. - Oh! Thank you.

Nice, nice.

This is good.

Yeah. Let's begin.

My grandma had such

curtains at her house.

Okay then. Hmm.

How have you been?

Doc, everyone in my office

has become a fan of JC!

And he hasn't even

become the CEO yet.

'Ooh, JC loves this book!'

'JC does wild treks alone!'

'Elon Musk retweeted JC!'

And Pankaj is behaving as if JC will

come on board as the CEO and investor.

It's undermining my confidence,

doc.

Or maybe it's all

just in my head.

Did you talk to Pankaj?

What do I say to Pankaj?

And JC coming on board

as the investor and CEO

would be great for Kechup.

That's a fact.

But whenever his face comes to mind,

I have an urge to slap him hard, doc.

Doc,

do you remember Strange Girl Ila?

Mm-hmm.

I can't stop thinking about her,

doc.

Okay.

What 'okay'?

What 'what okay'? Go on.

Doc,

sometimes, I don't get you, man.

It's not necessary to

understand everything.

- So, I've been ignoring Ila for weeks.

- Mm-hmm.

I don't know if it's her dedication

to yoga or something else,

but she still texts me.

And it's not that I

don't want to meet her.

But I just think I could fall in

love with her and mess things up.

What will happen then,

doc? Her life is as open as a lift.

And she also has a cool boyfriend,

Krish.

So, I decided to ignore her.

But I can't even do that!

Doc,

why are emotions so erratic?

Why can't I be calm

and in control of them?

Emotions are like guests.

Let them come,

hang for a bit and let them go.

Don't keep them in

your house permanently.

So, the emotions I have for Ila,

I let them hang out and then bid goodbye?

Is that what you mean?

Seriously,

man! That is some bro advice.

Listen,

Akhil. It's going to be alright.

We'll work through

this together. Okay?

I'll send you some stuff

to read and to watch.

And of course,

we'll continue therapy too.

Can't we just conveniently

put the mild depression blame

entirely on my parents?

I love the place. - Yeah?

It has the vibe, you know.

The vibe, you know? - Yeah.

So, we're looking for someone

who'd be willing to take a

risk by supporting our vision.

- Yes.

And Because our next

project is very ambitious.

It's called 'Roots Up'

And, uh, 'Fruits Down'.

And on that note,

let's take a selfie.

Please. Why not?

So, why don't you have a look at, uh,

what we did a year ago in Spain?

- Sure.

Uh, so, this was, uh,

seven countries of Europe

together in one

art form. Brilliant!

And, uh,

what did we have back then anyway?

One simple design,

and, uh, we used, what,

seven to eight local faces

for this beautiful installation.

We bring in a real tree,

and we hang it upside down.

- Yes.

As in, 'roots up,

and fruits down'.

And there will be three acrobats

who'll be hanged for around,

what, 15 minutes?

- Yeah.

And they'll perform

their best stunts.

And what will we do with

the tree after the exhibition?

Throw it away?

Absolutely! - Absolutely!

Great!

Seriously, man!

This is 'Roots Up,

and Fruits Down', guys.

Excuse me.

Thanks.

Hey, wait for me!

Listen, don't you think they're a

case of 'a*s up, and head down'?

- I really think so.

- On that note,

let's take a selfie!

Hey, sis. - Hey.

Take this. - Thank God!

This is exactly what I needed.

How's it going?

In your words, I'm sh*t scared.

Oh!

Did you see dad's

video sermon today?

I'll show you. - Show me.

I'll show you.

You have to see it!

'You are a nothing.'

'Your whole

existence is nothing.'

'We are all nothing.'

'And we are connected

to the great force.'

That's why I say,

sis, don't worry.

You are nothing.

No! You are nothing!

Mad!

So,

why are you smiling

like a college girl?

Shut up! Get out!

Welcome to my world, sis.

He's so cheesy!

Was he always cheesy? - Exactly!

f*ck, seriously?

Roshan sir, I want to talk to

the kids for a couple of minutes.

Anyway, they're scrolling on

their phones. Go for it, man!

Thank you.

Hi, guys.

Okay. So, the jerseys are here.

This is what it looks like.

What do you guys think?

Cool! - Cool!

Nice! So, okay. So, come to me

after class to collect them. Okay?

And please try to avoid using

your phones during class.

Don't trouble him so much.

- Alright. Thank you, sir.

- Thank you, brother.

Hey, shall we go? Let's get it.

- Uh, you head. I'll get mine later.

- Okay.

I'll use the opportunity

to go to his house

because I 'forgot' to

collect it at the college.

- Wow!

Get it? - Of course.

Perfect.

He's at it today as well!

Sir, please check the app.

I've added another location.

Ma'am,

I can wait for only ten minutes.

Yes, that's okay.

Hi.

Hi!

Have a seat. - Sure.

Thanks. - You're welcome.

So - So?

I'm glad we decided to meet.

You are?

Every meeting

doesn't end in sex.

If not for work

But this, as per our last

conversation is just a date.

A no-sex date!

Yeah. How drunk was I

when I suggested that?

- I don't know.

We should first get our drinks

to get drunk here, I guess.

Sure.

Excuse me. - Excuse me.

Please stop here.

Give me two minutes.

Vasudha?

Oh,

I'm sorry. I'm busy with some housework.

Just two minutes. Okay?

'Good afternoon'

Yes.

Sorry about that.

Wait! Wait!

What are you doing? Huh?

I thought we

Eww! No!

What the hell is

wrong with you? Huh?

You've been sending me

such photos this whole week

even though I never responded!

And yet, you keep sending them!

Don't you like them?

d*ck pics are gross, dude!

- Not all of these are mine.

- What?

Yes. Oh

I mean,

I downloaded some from the internet.

Oh God!

But why did you send them?

I'm sorry, Vasudha.

Actually,

I just got divorced after

ten years of marriage.

These apps, swiping

It's new to me.

I mean,

all these things are new to me.

So, these young guys from

my firm told me to do that.

Wow!

And

Anyway, dating in midlife

is very confusing for me.

But I swiped right on your

profile based on your face, right?

You have a decent face!

Lead with that!

Sorry, Vasudha.

I thought this is how

dating works these days.

And women like these pictures.

I thought meeting and

having a conversation

was outdated.

Listen,

I get it. Online dating is not easy.

And sometimes,

we wonder if the things we like,

does that even work nowadays?

But just be yourself.

This is just not cool, man.

I get it.

Sorry, once again.

It's okay.

Yes, Vasu. - Fatty,

there's an artist.

Sangram Seekar.

Nobody knows where he lives.

He's a recluse. Find

his whereabouts.

He will be the highlight

of Enso's exhibition.

I don't care if it

works presently or not.

I'm moving on from picking

d*ck pics for this exhibition.

Now, I'll follow my heart.

Look,

I'll be very honest with you.

You fascinate me.

I've never met a

girl like you before.

I don't know what it is about you

that just, that just draws me to you.

I hope this doesn't

freak you out or scare you

with all your open-minded

choices and thoughts.

- No, not at all.

How come?

Thank you. - Thank you.

Cheers!

What you feel about me,

how you feel about me

are your thoughts.

How and why

should I control them?

Thoughts and actions of

others should not influence yours.

Damn! I like you even more now!

That, my dear, is your problem.

Not mine.

Cheers. - Cheers to that.

Okay. It looks like four hours

on an interstate bus, and then

the rest of the journey

by local transport.

But who knows if

he's there or not?

Nobody has seen him in 15 years.

None of his paintings have been exhibited.

He's hiding somewhere.

You know,

like that perfect life partner.

How did you find this painting?

I found it when Kay was born.

It was a complicated pregnancy.

And this painting

was the only thing

that made me feel like maybe

everything's gonna be alright.

I wasn't able to say anything to

anyone. My feelings were repressed.

I don't know,

Sangram's painting

His fish flying in the sky

It really helped me.

It was whimsical and

profound at the same time.

Wow!

This painting made

everything alright!

I'll go and try to look

for him next week.

I don't know if

I'll find him or not.

But

Something tells me that

he's the one for this exhibition.

Anyway

If I don't find him,

then Enso's without a highlight.

I'm sure you'll find him.

I hope so.

Kay thinks my

jokes are very lame.

Teenagers!

You know,

I think every parent wishes

that their teenage kids would

be different from others' kids.

It doesn't happen.

Yeah, well,

you shouldn't be so worried.

Kay's a good kid.

Her enthusiasm levels are good.

You should be happy that

Yeah.

What happened?

Kay's your student.

You're her teacher.

So?

We're on a date.

Ah!

So, let's do one thing.

Let's not call this a date.

Let's not define it.

Will that be alright?

Let's finish this and

call for another round?

Okay. - Okay.

Welcome. - Thanks.

Make yourself comfortable.

What will you like to have?

- Some wine would be nice.

- Alright.

There you go. - Thanks.

Cheers! - Cheers!

You know,

you have a very sexy smile.

I wanted to say this when

we met at the college, but

So,

you were checking me out at the college!

Guilty as charged.

But you were no

different either.

Guilty as charged.

Okay, wait. Wait.

We shouldn't do this.

Right?

Yeah. We shouldn't.

Okay

Okay, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

This This This

This is just so wrong.

f*ck!

- But it feels so good! Am I right?

- Yes.

Yeah. - Yeah.

Okay.

Hello?

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

Kay!

Kay!

Kay! Kay, wait!

f*ck off!

- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

And you! You were supposed to f*ck me,

not her!

What?

What is she saying? - Wait

Kay! Kay,

you're my student! What are you saying?

Why did you give me so

much attention during training?

Why did you make that video

of me? What was all that?

Kay,

that's because you're a good runner!

You said you liked me.

I like you as a student.

But, Kay, you're a kid!

f*ck both of you.

Kay! No!

Kay!

Kay!

Ma, stop following me. I

don't want to talk to you.

- Please!

Please,

Kay! Don't just leave like that.

- Listen. Listen. Listen to me. Kay!

- I don't want to

Just Okay. I'm sorry. Listen.

I hate you.

Kay, please don't go like this.

Kay, please! Please! Kay! Kay!