01x11 - Monsters vs Crazy Guild

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My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.

I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world

and got an invincible, OP physique!

Seiichi-oniichan...

A little sister character!

Nice!

But now a horde of monsters
has appeared on the border!

All of the Valkyries are prepared for departure!

Now, Master, everyone, we're heading out!

It's been a week since then,

and I predict further trouble!

Again, what is going to happen
to my life in another world?!

Incredible, Seiichi-kun!

There's absolutely no disturbance
in the flow of your magic!

Really?

Perhaps now you can finally
acquire the "Control" skill?

Man, I really couldn't
restrain my power before.

It was getting more and more monstrous.

New skill...

Here it comes!

Here it — [˚∀˚] — comes!!!

"Endless Hell" acquired.

Huh?

What's Endless Hell?

That doesn't sound like Control at all!

OP... OP... OP...

A-Are you all right?

You're working hard, Seiichi-kun!

That voice...

Guscle-san! Eris-san!

Fancy meeting you here, Seiichi-san.

Why are you two here?

We're showing this man to His Majesty.

You're... H-Holy Mage
Barnabus-sama, aren't you?

Just "Barna" is fine.

Pleasure to meet you. You're quite young.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Who is this?

What?!

You don't know about him?!

This man is the greatest magician of all!
He's mastered all kinds of magic!

O-Oh.

Wow! It's really you!

I bought three of your photo essays!

One to read, one to preserve,
and one to share!

He's a hardcore otaku!

Such flattery won't get you anywhere,
Handsome Ice Mage-dono!

Oh my God! You knew about me already?!

Yes.

I hear you're quite talented.

My life was one lived
without a single regret!

Ra, oh!

Are you the Supreme Ruler
of the Century's End?

That's from that one time.

Remember? The former grand
champion's retirement party,

where he said, "My life was one
lived without a single regret!"

His stage name was... Kiseno... Kisenosa...

Kisenoso... Kisenose... Kisenoso—

Come on, I'm so close! What was it?!

That's enough.

But what on earth is such a
transcendental star doing here?

Oh, I've got it!

It was Kisenos—

That's enough!

The Fruit of Evolution:

\h\hBefore I Knew It,

Monsters VS Crazy Guild

Hey, Seiichi!

Guscle, too! And Eris!

Long time no see!

Long time no bridge!

Wait, "bridge"?!

Your muscles are as incredible as ever!

You guys really are crazy.

Wow, "long time no bridge"? That was just sad.

If anything, you should be saying,
"Long time no sh*t."

Stop! Kids at home are gonna imitate you!

Your style as queen is improving, too, Eris.

How have you been,

Ranze?

T...

T-T-Teacher Barnabus?!

E-Even if I didn't know,

I apologize for standing higher than you.

You're now a king governing an entire nation.

No need for such formality.

I-I could never!

What's the relationship between these two?

He was His Majesty's former instructor.

Someone bring Teacher a chair!

Here you go. Have a seat.

Hey!

Stop it with that stuff!

This is great!

Great!

By the way, Teacher,
what brings you here today?

It's about my academy.

Muscle!

His academy? Does Barna-san...

Yes, he's the principal of
Barbador Magic Academy, as well.

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Now just walking around the academy
gets us unpleasant stares.

This must the doing of
Kisaragi and the others.

I'm worried about our future.

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Murmur...

Teacher...

Is this about the Kaiser Empire's
heroes enrolling in the academy?

Correct.

Ever since the heroes from
another world joined,

there have been endless troubles.

From another world?

Does he mean...

Your Majesty!

I bring an urgent message
from the forest guards!

What is it?

A huge horde of monsters has
appeared in the neighboring forest!

They are invading Telbert!

What?

How many are there?

Roughly 5,000.

But all of them are said to boss-level!


Calm down, Ranze.

This nation has its mighty
Valkyries, does it not?

Actually, right now...

The border...

They're literally covering the landscape.

They're quite strong, too.

It's unusual for the servants
of darkness to amass like this.

That's true.

I destroyed a number of
them before you arrived,

but they keep springing up endlessly.

Meaning we'll have to attack all-out with
more force than they can recover from.

Indeed.

Let's exterminate them.

So badly that they won't even reincarnate.

Louise-sama, the squad is already prepared.

It's time.

You're right.

Oh? The Water God's Rapier?

Still such a beautiful blade.

Enchanting.

Here we go.

Water God Slash!

Take this!

Valkyries!

Charge!

Impressive.

Same to you.

We might be able to exterminate
them more quickly than I thought.

Louise-sama!

We just received a messenger!

They say a big horde of monsters
is invading the royal capital!

What?!

His Majesty!

Behold!

We've forced the Knight of Swords and the
Black Paladin to get stuck at the border!

Meanwhile, Telbert's left empty.

It'll fall easily.

But there are still some
troublesome ones there.

Hmph. They can struggle all they like,

but they'll still be as babes
before our overwhelming numbers!

That's true.

Let's enjoy the show as they are overrun.

All is for the Demon Lord!

I've been an adventurer for a long time now,

but I've never seen this many at once.

And all of them are boss-level, huh?

Seiichi! Let's do our best!

Y-Yeah!

Speaking of Saria,

how is she going to fight
while in human form?

S-Surely she wouldn't...

Master...

Master, I'm scared!

Yeah... I guess you would be.

It makes sense that fighting
would be scary, right?

If we can't defend the royal capital,

that and that will be all gone,
and I won't be able to eat them anymore!

That's what you're afraid of?!

I couldn't bear that!

I'd even kick a god to death
for the sake of good food!

That's kind of scary.

Seiichi-oniichan.

Oliga-chan?

That's right, Lulune-chan. You managed
to defeat that giant wolf, too.

I like this country where
I can live with all of you.

So I'll do my best.

Hopefully my power can help you all.

Thank you, Oliga-chan.

But I do have one request for you.

What?

Make sure you don't overexert yourself.

Got it.

O-Onii-chan...

When we're done, will you pet my head?

Yeah, it's a promise!

Monshters!

I'll keel all ub you!

I'll destroy everything!

Don't destroy it!

Oh, there they are, swarming about.

I'll show them my power
and my big, glorious di**!

Hey! They're zooming the camera out too far!

Of course they are!

Just close your coat already!

Where'd you come from?!

I'll make you regret messing with us,

right down to the marrow of your bones,
and the marrow of your pelvis!

They may look bad, but they're strong, too.

Our adventurer's guild

is a gathering place for those
with overflowing desire!

Greed! Avarice! Bring it on!

We've pursued our desires,
despite the constant scorn of the soldiers!

No one can stop our desire!

Good grief.

This has turned rather outrageous.

Reporting!

The monsters have begun marching on Telbert!

They're finally here.

All right, everyone!

Follow me!

Go, go, muscle!

Seriously?!

Unleash the pathos of your muscles!

That is...

my justice!

Muscle!

Why are you all joining them?!

I need to get going, too!

Wait a moment, Seiichi-kun.

There's no need to hurry.

Just watch.

Prepare yourselves, monsters!

Muscle!

Guscle-san, don't think you
let your guard down too much?

I got a bit too excited
with all the eyes on me!

Now to refocus and try again.


Pure strength that has surpassed skill.

That is muscle power!

So that's Guscle's true power...

He's the Guild Master for a reason.

Now, you masochistic monsters!

Writhe in immoral pleasure!

Let me give you a reward!

Onirock Whip!

I'll drive you mad!

Pink Ranger...

If you all keep me

from enjoying my milk play,

you'll take wesponsibiwity!

My turn now!

Take that! I'm spinning more than usual!

A pervert's attacks sure are different.

I'll destroy everything!

That's just impossible!

I will defend the peace of Telbert!

Claude!

Finally, someone reasonable!

Compared to the guys in the guild,

the monsters are almost adorable!

What's that?!

These guys are way more adorable!

How so?!

What?! You b*stard!

Want us to force your gate open?

The secret art passed down
within our rose clan!

Rose clan?!

Rose Fist!

Follow me, men!

That was kind of cool, but...

My, a Beast King?

My apologies,

but I'll be taking your life.

Rest in peace.

He's strong!

As expected from the legendary assassin.

Huh? He wasn't just an ordinary café owner?!

Oh, he is now.

Saria! Are you okay?!

All right! I'll do my best!

Only her arm is a gorilla's?!

One, two!

Gorilla Knuckle!

Hey!

Ice Prison!

Oh, that's one of the
highest-grade ice spells!

Weren't you asleep?

What do you think of my magic?

Yay, Ar!

Anyone who gets in the way of me walking
and eating with Master has no right to live!

Lulunelion Shot!


Pet me!

A-As expected from a former assassin.

Well, I do believe it's time now.

Go on and die!

Chaos Rain!

There certainly are a lot of them.

In that case...

Chaos Tornado!

He's controlling it so it won't hit
our allies, even with so much force.

I've still got it in me!

This guy is quite the monster.

Everyone! Let's push on and settle this!

Yeah!

I didn't even need to do anything.

Emergency report! Emergency report!

Another horde of monsters has
appeared deep within the forest!

They're all big-boss-grade monsters!

Wh-What?!

All are big-boss-grade?!

The new horde of monsters is
double the size of this one!

They're on a direct path toward Telbert!

Though we were convinced of victory,
the creeping waves

of destruction marched on.

The true battle for the
future of this country

was about to begin.

The castle's baths are
the best, aren't they?

The scenery's great,
and it feels so open and free.

Hey, don't swim in the bath!

By they way, are we not
doing the usual thing?

Oh!

Time for "Seiichi-oniichan's Status for Today"!

Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human [Human]
Gender: Male [Male] Class: Mystery [Magic Swordsman]
Age: 17 [17] Level: 15 [15]
Mana: 1698300 [100 [Fixed]]
Attack: 1644000 [100 [Fixed]]
Defense: 1667000 [100 [Fixed]]
Agility: 1690000 [100 [Fixed]]
Magic Attack: 1674000 [100 [Fixed]]
Magic Defense: 1632000 [100 [Fixed]]
Luck: 1610000 [100 [Fixed]]
Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous [100 [Fixed]
Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
World Vision. Reflexive Defense. Instructor.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance.
Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance.
Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal.
Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation [Superior]. Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Comprehend All Languages.
Penetration. Intimidation. Endless Hell.
Support: Omit Chant. Magic Creation. Pinnacle of Sorcery.
Composite Magic.
Mass Activation. Enchant Magic: Master. Circle Magic: Master.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spatial Magic: Master.
Ice Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master. Lightning Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire. Personal Magic: Liberation Magic.
Personal Magic: Invert Magic.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords.
One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder
Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness.
Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless.
King of Men.

Hey, did Seiichi do anything today?

Now that you mention it, he was just
watching from atop the tower the whole time.

Barna-san fell asleep.

That's kind of cute.

Oh, yes.

The battle against the monsters
is reaching its cl*max!

Then it comes time to bid farewell.

Next time: "Before I Knew It,
It's the Final Episode!?"

Next Time
Before I Knew It, It's The Final Episode!?

Seiichi!

I'll be with you forever!