01x02 - Quaranteen Crush

[bunniefuu]

You don't know…

Maninder! Lunch is served!

I'm practicing for the competition!

I'll eat later.

You don't know…

Maninder!

You don't know… you…

You are so

No. You…

-Maninder, lunch! Now!

-God help me!

Coronavirus cases

are increasing every day.

The news from Chandigarh is…

It's been ages since you cooked pumpkin,

Mom! When was the last time?

Oh, yes. The day before!

This is from the day before.

…only you can save yourself.

Not only yourself,

but by being responsible, you can save…

Mom…

…your family and society…

Mom, please get me a phone.

I'll happily eat pumpkin my whole life.

All my friends have one.

Please get me one.

I have told you, once you turn 18,

and score 85% in board exams, then…

-My phone will be all yours.

-What? All this for a second-hand phone?

Now eat quickly,

you have to sh**t my video.

I don't have the time, I have to practice.

If we win tomorrow, they'll take us to

the "Groove Indigo Festival" in Mumbai.

Hey, Dad, you are home early?

-No customers today?

-We have to stay home now, son.

I went to the shop with new stock

but they've imposed curfew.

Corona has arrived in full force.

-All the shops have been closed.

-Oh, gosh, it's bad news.

I mean, your competition,

that "Guru India Go," all cancelled, son.

Well, don't worry.

Now you can make my videos.

All these videos! I am not eating

this pumpkin, you carry on!

-You stay here, let me see.

-You'll see something different?

-They had moved to Sunrise Enclave.

-What are you two up to?

It's a big bungalow, must have come

to check for ill*gal occupation.

Manjeet, my dear!

Hey, Manjeet!

Yes, I am coming!

My granddaughter

has just arrived from Canada.

I am coming down.

Come on, dear.

I'll give you her number also.

Sethi's granddaughter

has come from Canada.

She'll have to quarantine for 14 days.

She could be carrying corona.

I am warning you both,

don't you dare go near that house.

Or else you'll face my wrath.

Near that house?

I'm not even stepping out of my room.

Social distancing is essential.

It's important to talk about it.

But if we maintain distance

from each other,

when will we do the other essential tasks?

Hey, Mom…

-…today I'll tell you…

-Mom, let me.

You'll get a backache.

…things that you can do

while maintaining social distance.

You can take a walk on your terrace,

you can do a workout,

you can use this time

to bond with your family.

You can read books all day,

you can learn to play an instrument,

you can try cooking.

You can eat whatever you wish.

Do whatever you want, just don't

roam around outside in groups.

Don't gather in crowded places,

don't celebrate festivals with relatives.

And keep on maintaining

social distancing as much as possible.

Corona, go, go, go…

Mom, you should keep your phone charged.

You never know

when there will be a blackout.

Yes, tell me, what do you want?

I'll show you a fabulous product.

See this, the sky blue one.

It's a new design.

There's a promo on it.

Buy two, get one free.

You talk about bras all day long.

Should I serve you food in a bra?

Oh, no,

I wasn't saying this to you, ma'am.

-See this? It's a brand new pattern.

-"New pattern"! Never got one for me.

This one is a new color.

The price won't differ.

It's the same price. Yes.

Isn't the battery getting drained now?

I'll show you another.

I'll eat in my room from now on

while studying.

-I have to score 85%, right?

-They are similar.

By the way,

the squash tastes delicious.

It's the same. The same quality.

Hello?

Hello? From…

I am Maninder. Pleased to meet you.

Quarantine!

Don't touch it!

I'll have to sanitize it.

Mom…

sent you some lunch.

Aunty is so sweet.

I really got lucky with you guys.

Come on. It's nothing! I'll bring you

food at this time every day.

Is that okay?

Okay.

Could you just tell aunty that I don't eat

garlic, soya and yellow lentils.

Everything else is cool.

It's all good.

Yellow lentils are the worst food.

You can sit here and eat.

I have plenty of time.

-I'll wait.

-No, no. Please don't wait for me.

I have some work. I'll eat later.

This plate, I'll give it to you.

Right now.

You don't have any symptoms, right?

No. But for safety's sake,

go wash your hands immediately.

And wash the plate also, okay?

Thank you so much, Jaswinder.

-Man…

-Maninder.

Yes.

Greetings, friends!

Welcome to YouTube channel

"The Queen of Taste, Manjeet!"

You must subscribe to this channel.

Today, I'll teach you

to cook a carrot and pea dish.

Here are the ingredients.

We need…

Thanks for lunch, Aunty.

Tasty? My food?

My dear, don't tell such lies.

…and your dish is ready!

You can also send requests

in the comments.

"Sister Manjeet, how do you make pumpkin?"

"Or bell peppers or yellow lentils?"

Okay, Mom. Stop making

yellow lentils altogether.

After eating your lentils,

Dad gets so bloated,

one has to maintain

social distancing from him.

And repeat the last line.

There was a dog barking at the same time.

I'll smack a carrot across your face!

-Hey.

-Hello.

Excuse me, please.

-You play guitar, right?

-Yes.

-Well, you don't have any symptoms, right?

-No.

I am so sorry. I am practicing a tune

and I'm almost getting there. Okay?

Bye.

Listen!

This smells really good.

Thank you.

You don't know…

You don't know…

Maninder!

You don't have anything to do?

Gonna spend the whole day

strumming the guitar?

You don't know how pretty you are!

You don't know how pretty you are!

With very tiny feet

With very tiny feet

When you walk across

When you walk away

You leave a void

You don't know how pretty you are!

I am a little lonely

My freedom is denied

I want to move on

And see the other side

Is it really love?

Freakin' stupid love

No, no, no, no

Sitting on the roof alone

I am going mad

I talk about you

With myself

What do you eat at night?

When do you go to bed?

Ask me anything

I know it all

My mind is reeling

I've got a feeling

And it's deep down inside

What to do and where'd it go

Now really feeling low

But something stuck inside

Hey, listen, you pretty girl

You have stolen my heart

Hey, listen, you pretty one

You have stolen my heart

I make a million excuses

Wait for my parents to sleep

And wait for you in your yard

You don't know how pretty you are!

Is it really love?

Freakin' stupid love

Oh, I see. You are trying out my lines?

My English is a bit weak.

-"Freaking" isn't a cuss word, is it?

-So what if it is?

Can't girls use cuss words?

-No, it's not like that. They can.

-Right.

It also matches your style.

And you can cuss as much as you want.

Everything is allowed.

I am not wearing a mask.

That's fine. Don't worry.

One minute, I won't cross this line.

Yes.

Well, did you plant something new?

Yes, jasmine. I really hope it grows well.

There's a girl in our school

called Jasmine.

Everyone says she blooms at night.

Seriously?

That's terrible!

Sorry.

-I'll tell everyone to shut up.

-Is that so?

Why didn't you tell me

that you play guitar?

And you sing so well, too.

You're pulling my leg, right?

My English must sound like

some alien language.

Not alien, but it sounded like Punjabi.

When you said, "Baby," it sounded

like you were calling your mom.

While speaking English,

I do think of my mom.

Because of English, I can't get 85% marks.

And Mom won't get me a phone.

Why is everyone so obsessed with English?

Like if you don't know English,

you are not smart. Rubbish.

So…

I can be smart too?

I didn't knew.

I have given you

enough compliments for a day.

Okay, okay. Thanks a lot.

-Ask aunty to…

-What?

You know what? I'll just text her.

No. Text her in 15 minutes.

She's sleeping right now.

Sleeping time, do not disturb.

Afternoon time.

-Okay?

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Okay.

Come on, Mom.

Give me the phone. Let's sh**t.

Let me put on some lipstick.

Mom, keep your natural look.

Or all the ladies will get jealous

and unsubscribe.

-Okay, let's start.

-Ready.

Greetings, friends!

Welcome to the YouTube channel,

"The Queen of Taste, Manjeet."

Today, I'll teach you

a cabbage and potato dish.

For this, you need

one cabbage and six boiled potatoes.

Forgot to bring my undergarments

I only have 2 bras left

Slice the cabbage and potatoes

and grab some thinly-sliced garlic.

The strap on one just broke

Can you give me 2 bra straps?

Then you just have to garnish it.

And once it's cooked,

it will smell so good

that you will say, "Thank you, Manjeet!"

Please don't tell Maninder

Oh, God, help me.

Bra strap?

Very good, son.

You should have knowledge

about your business.

One day, you'll have to manage the shop.

Look at it!

Son, in our business,

you must know the ABCDs of bras.

A means?

Freedom.

Ladies must feel freedom in a bra.

Freedom.

B means… Sister like.

Note it down.

You must address everyone as "Sister."

A lady's life is full of trouble.

Someone is checking them out,

someone is harassing, someone is stalking.

But after entering our shop,

they should feel secure.

Dad, are there any bras

which have detachable straps?

Of course. One minute.

There you go. It's off…

and now it's on.

Okay, thank you, Dad.

We'll continue this bra course next week.

Okay. Well done.

It's good.

Mom sent you something.

#GirlZone.

You didn't open it, right?

Just your one look

Left me mesmerized

My heart is now yours

I just dream of you

I have now conceded silently

Even the moon's beauty pales before you

Slowly, I have become like you

I am now all yours, all yours

All yours

I have lost all sense of time

I am all yours

The closed windows of my heart

Are now wide open

All the troubles, all the sorrows

I have left them behind

One tune of love

The strumming of your guitar

Whenever I hear it

It takes my breath away

I'll keep flying in your breeze

I want to pour my heart out before you

TODAY'S MENU -

STUFFED BREAD, MASHED EGGPLANT, MY JOKES!!

Your one look is now my cure

I am now all yours, all yours

All yours

I have lost all sense of time

LET'S WATCH SOMETHING SCARY TONIGH

All yours

I am now all yours, all yours

I am now all yours

I have lost all sense of time

I am now all yours

Hey, Jaswinder!

What happened? Why this face?

My quarantine ends tomorrow.

Back to the grandparents.

I have to tell you something

before you leave.

My mom is not aware that we meet.

I sent you the messages from her phone.

I heard you playing the guitar,

I wanted to meet you. You are very nice.

So, the package that you brought that day?

How can you do that, Maninder? I thought…

I thought I was talking to your mother.

-No, I…

-You should have told me, man!

I thought you were decent.

Different from everyone else…

Since when have you been coughing?

-Since last evening. So?

-Oh, no! You have symptoms!

One minute!

Sit, quick!

-You know how to drive this thing?

-Yes.

Come on, do the sit-ups!

Hey, you! Stop!

Hey, where's your mask?

Damn you! Hey!

Even during this Corona pandemic,

you guys are roaming around.

People like you are the real virus.

Hey, watch it! Are you blind?

Nimi! We'll reach

the hospital in two minutes!

So aunty didn't know

that you were getting me lunch?

No, Nimi! I am super sorry!

I am really innocent!

I didn't know that it was stalking.

Hey, what are you doing?

Please, I'll be dead!

Hello, Uncle? Can I speak to Aunty?

This is Nimi here.

We'll sort it out later.

Don't tell my mom.

Hello, Aunty, did you put soy

in the dish yesterday?

Sorry! I didn't know you were allergic,

or I would've told Mom properly.

If I had corona,

you could have gotten it, too.

Don't worry about me.

I'd have quarantined myself

for 14 days

after dropping you at the hospital.

Wouldn't have infected my parents.

Sorry. I feel guilty.

If you don't want to forgive me,

you don't have to.

But please forgive me in your heart.

When is your birthday?

-Why?

-When is it?

-In two months.

-And board exams?

They have been postponed.

They will be held later,

when the curfew is lifted.

So, if you score 85%,

text me from your own phone

in a couple of months.

No, I won't…

The closed windows of my heart

Are now wide open

I'll definitely get 85%.

I'll study the whole English dictionary!

All the troubles, all the sorrows

I have left them behind

Deal?

Best deal!

One tune of love

The strumming of your guitar

Whenever I hear it

It takes my breath away

I'll keep flying in your breeze

Hey, listen! Keep watering the jasmine.

Yeah?

Your one look is now my cure

I am now all yours, all yours

All yours

I have lost all sense of time

I am now all yours

I am now all yours, all yours

All yours

I have lost all sense of time

I am now all yours

The vaccine for the coronavirus is being

discussed not just in our country,

but the whole world.

When will that vaccine come?

People are very concerned

with this question.

But today, we have good news.

The vaccine for the coronavirus will soon

be available for citizens in India.

The leading

medical institute of the country

has announced

that by the beginning of next year,

we will be vaccinated.

This is big news

for those people and for all of us

who are facing hardships

due to the lockdown.