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01x03 - The art of ruining your vacation in 3 lessons

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Frenchie Shore". Aired: November 11, 2023 – present.*
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The show follows the daily lives of ten housemates who live together for several weeks.

01x03 - The art of ruining your vacation in 3 lessons

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PREVIOUSLY

Nicolas said I was his favourite.

Then he did that.

I didn't make any promises.

No need to be jealous.

I feel betrayed,

I can't stop crying.

Every time, I say,

"I'm going f*ck tonight."

But I don't

Théo's a pain, he's just too slow.

No worries, Julie,

When I get my hands on you,

you'll understand.

Today, you'll be waitressing.

Who ordered a porn star?

Tristan, don't hit on the clients

at work.

The boss wasn't very pleased.

You're really taking the piss.

Tristan talks to chicks,

He does what he wants.

I'm really hurting.

Ouryel spat at me.

You spat at him. What the hell?

I'm out of here.

I screwed up big time.

Sure you want to leave?

I want to get out.

July Max!

I'm Ouryel,

very chic and very d*ck!

It's hot, chicks are hot,

I got g*ns, ciao!

I'm determined with Bébert,

so watch your backs!

I look like an angel,

but I'm a demon.

Irresistible, never disrespectful.

Enzo, on a mission to convert

all the straight boys!

I like chicks, I like sex.

No competition, I'm chill.

Girls like me are rare.

Nice to meet you, I'm Pépita.

No Nico, no party!

Sleep well?

Not sure I'd say that.

- Yeah?

- But I

Ouryel

Weather-wise,

things were very stormy

with lots of lightning

between Tristan and Ouryel.

It was mayhem. We had rain,

thunder, tornadoes, you name it.

I don't approve of it.

That's true.

- Right. I don't condone it.

- Absolutely.

Now we're here to enjoy ourselves.

Last night, I clearly overdid it.

Ouryel, she's excessive,

she's very aggressive, she gets

her fangs out when she feels danger

and I feel really guilty

about Tristan

and even the others in the villa.

My suitcases are still packed,

I left them packed

and I'm going to see how

everyone is after last night's drama.

Today's a new day.

The weather's nice.

It's a good day for making

better decisions and being positive.

It's the phone.

- Is it?

- Yeah, it is.

Hello?

Who's calling

on that glamorous landline

shaped like a mouth?

It's obviously not a sugar daddy.

- It's Antonin.

- Is it?

Get Tristan on the phone

and everyone in the living room.

- Everyone's asleep.

- It's really not a good time.

Oh, God.

Straight away, he says

he wants to talk to Tristan.

At least it's not me.

I want to go back to sleep

and do my thing.

- Tristan, how are you?

- I'm good, and you?

I'll tell you, not good at all.

I don't think you got me.

What'd I do?

Tristan, let's not play the fool.

Are you proud of your work?

Honestly, are you proud?

I could have done better.

Right, you could have done better.

At what point

did waiting tables at the Beach Club

become hitting on all the girls,

Tristan? At what point?

He's giving me a hard time

because I messed up at work,

but hey, that's what we're here for.

That's whatFrenchie Shore's

all about, f*cking.

Honestly, Tristan,

I'm very disappointed.

For you to learn from your mistakes,

we're going to do something about it.

I'm going to send you

where you won't be so distracted.

You're going to

help out a shopkeeper.

A butcher.

It'll take your mind off things.

I don't want to go to the butcher's,

and in the morning too.

But we've got no choice,

we'll go and cut everything up.

To make sure you learn your lesson,

three of your mates

will be coming with you.

And you have to choose which ones.

I'll take Melvin and Théo.

And Enzo.

I don't believe it!

Don't come back empty-handed,

bring back some sausages.

See you later.

I'm well pissed off.

Cos I've got absolutely no choice.

I've got to get dressed

in two seconds and get moving.

That's it, I've had it.

This is no vacation.

They got me doing these shitty jobs.

TTM, TTM, TTM!

TTM, TTM, TTM!

TTM is there

for good times and bad.

We're off.

Let's go.

I hope the butcher's cute.

Hello, hello!

Hi kids, how are you?

We're all hungover.

I don't know what we'll do,

but I hope it's not gross,

or we're sure to puke.

So Tristan and Enzo,

you're going to start

- cutting up the meat.

- Holy sh*t!

Melvin, the cleaning.

- Théo, you'll be in the shop.

- Lucky you.

Even worse than I thought.

Tristan got me into this sh*t,

I'm pissed off with him.

On top of that,

I have to cut up chunks of steak.

I have better things to do.

I'm well pissed off.

Don't cut towards you.

Always cut away from you.

Cut it all off.

Antonin told me off.

So I have to make up for it.

I'm trying to give it my all,

no questions asked.

- What are you doing?

- Isn't there a toilet?

What's the matter?

- Can't you see he's

- Don't you like meat?

It makes me sick.

- I swear, I can't help it, sorry.

- He only likes juicy meatballs.

Shut your mouth!

They think I'm a butcher,

but I've got to do it,

cos I don't want to

get punished again,

at the same rate as Tristan, no way!

I've had to scrub the loos,

cut up meat,

next time I'm packing,

getting the hell out,

and chill on the beach in Marseilles.

Why come here and work

when it's summertime? No, no.

I've had it. I did good because

I don't want it to happen again.

There's one place in the shop

you've got to see: the fridge.

That's a lamb.

Oh, the as*h*le.

Come here, you!

The smell was horrible.

I nearly threw up.

I hate it. I felt the bile

in the back of my throat.

I had to run out

before being sick

in front of the customers.

I ran out.

I can't take it anymore, I've had it.

That's it.

His job, he can stick it, bro.

I'm going to die.

I've got tears

starting to drip everywhere,

sweat all the way down to my a*s.

It's dripping from my face

to my toes. I'm pissed.

Not only does this mean

I won't be part of the TTM

and they're going to call me

Vomito until the end.

I'm pissed. Everywhere I go,

I always get bullied.

I'm fed up, that's it.

Did you throw up?

Oh, Vomito!

I hope Enzo

doesn't throw up again.

I think he's puked it all up,

and we're off back

to the villa, with the others.

I didn't like it much, bros.

- It was disgusting.

- The size of the sausages!

But there was nothing to bone.

I'm done with Théo,

it pissed me off.

Especially with your looks.

Everyone would love to f*ck you.

Yeah, that's what they all want.

Théo's still at the same point.

He's still in first gear.

I don't understand why we don't f*ck.

We're attracted to one another.

I don't get it.

I don't want him to start me off like

grandma and grandpa lying in bed,

he touches her p*ssy a bit, she

touches his d*ck, they start f*cking.

No. I get here, you take me,

I say, "Come on, come on,"

and off we go.

You say: "Come here", I do

what he says: "I'm coming". No way.

All she wants is to get f*cked.

I wonder what Théo's up to,

why he's waiting for.

Come on, man,

it's now or never.

- Come on.

- Wait, I'm putting my bikini on.

Wait, wait, I've really missed these.

Really, really.

I think Julie is really, really hot.

So Théo just has to go with the flow.

And tonight,

he should be going down hard.

- What's your funny story?

- Once, there was a chick,

she had a tire track in her panties,

so it really disgusted me.

So I left.

It disgusted me, I lost my hard on.

Did she get run over?

No, a tire track in her panties.

Like a poo track.

Ah, I was thinking of a car tire!

Iris,

I'd like to blow her mind.

Set her on fire.

To find out who Iris really is.

How many different guys

have you been with?

- I don't know, I haven't counted.

- Have you had many?

I think a little over 30-40.

To be honest,

I went through a period

where it was all sex,

you know?

It gave me a lot of self-confidence.

It was a bit of a selfish pleasure.

I thought, go ahead, who cares?

I'll f*ck if I want to f*ck,

it's my a*s.

I see you as the one

who makes an entrance

You shut everyone up.

- What does the team say?

- How was the butcher shop?

Nothing changes.

I get to the villa.

I see my sweet Ouryel.

Everyone deserves a second chance

and I'll give it to my sweet Ouryel.

If I don't f*ck tonight, my name

isn't Melvin. This isn't Bébert.

Don't get too close.

- It's okay, it's okay.

- There's nothing.

- Stop it, I didn't do anything.

- Me neither.

Melvin's the only one

who comes to see me.

I really like him.

It's true that between him and me,

it's very sexual, torrid.

As soon as we're together

and look at each other, we can't help

having this electricity

coming out of our genitals.

- We're awful, Melvin, awful.

- Why?

- I don't know why we're like this.

- What?

Every time, it's like this.

When you come near me,

it smells like d*ck.

Not that your c*ck stinks.

I love this game with Ouryel.

I can't resist

when a chick gets me hot.

It's true that you have a great d*ck.

His willy turns into a rolling pin.

And right now,

all I want is to be a hole, for him

to be a pickaxe and rake my orifice.

The weather's great,

and I know the area well,

so I'm taking them to a nice

aqua park, it's going to be fun.

Everyone's coming.

The whole family,

so we can't help but rave.

I think we're in for a fun afternoon.

- Come on, let's go.

- We're off!

- We're off!

- Careful, ladies.

We get to a place

with inflatables everywhere.

It's all plastic,

not unlike in the villa.

But that means

we're all going to enjoy it.

Even if I know

I'm going to be bullied. I'm fed up.

I'm like a big kid

running around, rolling,

falling, sliding, doing somersaults.

Honestly, I'm at the top of my game.

This afternoon is incredible!

I'm maxed out,

in the sun, with my baby.

There are buoys and her buoys.

I've got it all figured out.

In my momentum, my grace,

my sublime posture

and my impeccable run-up,

I launch myself onto the course.

I smash myself up

like pigeon sh*t on a windshield.

Things aren't going too well.

I end up in head down in the water,

in a lifejacket. I'm floating.

I say to myself, rest in peace.

Ouryel is going to die in a lake

with giant maggots.

In spite of Ouryel's

behaviour yesterday,

everyone's in a good mood.

I'm really happy.

This is the best day ever,

there's no tension.

It's sunny, it's hot,

I'm having a ball.

We're having a great time,

there's no tension.

We're all together

and there are good vibes.

I'm digging it.

Frenchie Shore!

Tonight,

we're all going to the Beach Club.

I'm so excited, I can't wait!

I know the c*ck I'm gonna order.

I'm getting all dolled up.

Girls are all cute.

And tonight, we're going to rock it.

Let's go! Let's k*ll it!

We're at the Beach Club.

So happy. Love it.

Beach atmosphere,

little c*ck.

We're going to get laid tonight!

Frenchie Shore!

My mate Melvin and I

decided to go hunting.

I hope I'll get some p*ssy.

I'm getting my d*ck sucked tonight,

no matter what.

Over there Wow!

I like that one over there.

A beetle on the road, bro.

Come on, there's his girlfriend.

- How are you?

- And you?

- You're so beautiful.

- Thanks, that's nice.

- What do you do for a living?

- I'm in photography.

I see Melvin and Tristan

off on a hunt

and I'm thinking,

Ouryel, stay chill, smile at life.

To the first shots of the evening,

but not to the last, cheers!

Cheers!

Tonight, you'll see my inner

Karaba the Witch

cos you know me as nice Kara.

You haven't seen

Karaba the witch yet.

- Excited girl.

- Let's toast to Karaba!

And to the Ouryaba.

No, it doesn't work.

- To the Chaos Show, girl.

- Yeah.

To the Chaos Show!

Kara and I are starving.

We still haven't had sex

in this villa.

We're on the hunt like two hyenas

on the side of the highway.

We want men,

we want shots, sex and c*ck.

Kara and Ouryel,

the Chaos Show!

Would you rather f*ck Melvin,

Théo, Tristan or Nicolas tonight?

All four of them!

Ouryel, let's talk.

We have to talk.

I didn't think you'd be the one

to want to talk.

The truth is, I've wanted

to talk to you for a while, but

You spat on me!

Imagine you're with a guy,

I shout at him and he's gone.

It'd make me laugh.

No, you'd freak out.

You really like the guy.

I know we're joking,

I know you're horny, I'm horny.

We know you're gonna f*ck,

you know I'm gonna f*ck.

I just want us to be at peace,

and not against each other.

What happened yesterday

was a moment for me

to learn about myself,

to learn to keep my mouth shut

and to accept that just because

we get along

doesn't mean I have

to stick my oar in.

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry, Tristan, really.

I'm really sorry.

I can understand her.

I'm a forgiving guy.

But that doesn't mean

I forget what she did to me.

The chemistry we had

won't ever be the same again,

because she broke something.

But I forgive her

and I want to move forward with her.

Don't piss me off anymore

when I bring a chick.

- I promise.

- And I won't when you bring a guy.

No really, I've shown you

the worst side of Ouryel.

- Only the best from now on.

- It's fine.

- Truly.

- I'm glad you're back.

Go on, it's okay.

So now that things with Ouryel

are sorted,

I go and see my little Kara.

She's put on a cute little dress,

and she's gorgeous.

So I hit on her.

You wan't to eat me, don't you?

No. Not just yet.

So I still don't get a little kiss?

I don't really like kissing.

Would you rather suck?

- What do you think?

- I think so.

I'm real hot,

but even if I really want to f*ck,

I don't want to give him

that satisfaction.

So I act all coy, like,

"Oh, I don't know."

But I do know, really.

Maybe nothing will happen tonight,

and I'll come up with a plan for you.

I'm going to become an architect,

with all the plans you're giving me.

I know Tristan's a player,

and I'm a player too.

I start thinking about Melvin.

Maybe we should have some time alone,

have a midnight swim.

Are you in a playful mood?

- Are you in the mood?

- You don't have to ask me.

- Are you attracted to me?

- You tell me first.

- Are you attracted to me?

- Yes

Me too.

- Why are you rolling your eyes?

- Because you know very well.

You're asking me rhetorical questions

for me to stroke your ego.

Not just my ego.

Melvin, I think he's cute

and I like the way he is,

our chemistry is good.

He has this little look,

I have this little look.

- If I go, will you come?

- If you go, I go.

- I'm naked under this dress.

- So what?

- So I'm naked underneath.

- Well, okay,

- I'm naked underneath too.

- Oh, no!

I like Kara's playful side,

I tease her a little.

There are three of us

in the water, Kara, myself,

and Bébert.

The tension starts to build

and I can tell she's receptive.

Starfoullah.

Wow, bro, what are you doing?

Now you're doing crazy stuff

in the sea.

You're going to get

some maritime STDs,

You've got to pace yourself.

There's some crazy stuff going on.

I love it. She's right.

Melvin's so in his element,

naked in the water

I said it was his turn tonight,

but nobody believed me!

- On my mother's life!

- Yeah, boy!

- Oh, it's beautiful.

- He must have such a hard-on!

Kara's a*s is bigger

than the buoys. I swear to God.

A guy I like and my buddy

are gallivanting in the sea.

Knowing that I'd spoken to Melvin

earlier in the day and thought

we'd gotten close.

So at this point, I'm like, "OK".

There's always Kara, myself,

and a guy, it's always like that.

Hence the Chaos Show.

There she is,

the Little Mermaid in the flesh!

I'm going to come over,

tie you up by your feet.

Get it?

- I didn't say a word.

- I said it for you.

You didn't say anything.

She didn't say anything.

It's best you don't say anything.

- Like a leg of lamb.

- Okay.

Put your money where your mouth is.

I feel there's a little tension

with Tristan.

He's a bit gutted

about what happened

with Melvin,

but honestly, I'm ready

to have some fun tonight.

I can't wait to get home.

I can't wait to be somewhere

a little more intimate,

to see what happens.

TTM, TTM!

TTM! TTM! TTM! TTM!

Back at the villa.

Everything went well.

We really enjoyed the Beach Club.

For me, it's a straight shot.

At that moment, I'm hot,

I want sex.

Surely you don't think

nothing's going to happen between us?

Do you?

- Why the change?

- There's no change.

What about this afternoon?

What happened between Kara

and Melvin

turned me on more than anything else,

I said to myself,

you dare, Melvin,

to kiss another chick

and get laid before me?

No way.

Do you want to go

swim with me in the pool?

- Right now?

- Yeah.

- Go ahead.

- You go play.

If you play too hard,

you can burn your wings.

And it can be very dangerous.

My sweet Ouryel,

she's speaking my language.

I don't really believe it,

but I'll play along,

tease her and see how far she'll go.

- Do you want to wash yourself?

- Yeah.

I'm really horny.

I'm really really horny.

Like really horny.

You're turning me on!

I tease her,

she pulls down my shorts and

Let the Ouryel f*ck Show begin!

She's sucked his d*ck

in every room of the house.

I'm shocked.

- You really are a big sl*t!

- Yes, I am!

I need to talk to you,

I need to tell you something.

Where to?

Come on, I need to talk to you.

I can feel the atmosphere.

Everyone's getting excited

and I want to have

some privacy with Tristan.

It's perfect. He's ripe.

You've really turned me on,

I want to eat you straight away.

Suck, suck.

Frankly, I'm very, very good.

I managed to soothe

all the tension in his body

without saying a word, I open

my mouth but I don't say anything.

No words come out.

All the doors where I can piss

are closed.

I'll tell you now

what's going to happen.

What's happening to you?

The Academy Award

for best blowjob of the year

goes to Kara.

Thank you, Kara,

you've made my day.

I love you

and hope there'll be more.

I've finished everything.

No offense, right?

What's wrong with you?

Théo comes out of nowhere

and drags me into bed.

And that's when

I understand everything.

Let's get f*cked. Finally!

I just don't get it.

Did Melvin turn you on? Did he?

Did he? Are the others

turning you on?

What has to happen happens.

I'm fine, I'm relaxed,

it's the icing on the cake.

Oh, I've got it all figured out.

I'm so happy. The f*ck

is crazy good! I'm enjoying it.

In the end, I'm glad I waited,

because the longer it went on,

the better it felt.

Guys!

Workers, let's get ready!

This morning, we have to go to work.

I'm a bit lazy

and I feel like fooling around today.

No discipline today.

Well, guys, are you hot?

Hot as hell.

I've got something to say,

something important.

I'm proud of one person

in this f*cking van.

- It's Théo, bro!

- Why?

Théo, cos he did it last night.

You did it bro.

See there,

you're a real man, you know.

We applaud Théo at last.

He went up a gear, well done.

It's about the same sound

as his ba*ls against Julie's a*s.

- Nice to meet you, Nicolas.

- Lorenzo.

Nice to meet you, Pépita.

- Nice to meet you, JP.

- Lorenzo.

- Théo.

- Okay, who's with me now?

- You tell us.

- The three of you? Follow me.

We're going to clean the beach

before service.

For this job,

the team is split in two.

Nico and Pépita will be at the bar

and I'll be with Kara and Melvin

on the beach.

It's always a pleasure, frankly,

to pick up the old cigarette butts

that have come out

of people's mouths.

It's just Yum.

What's that?

Not a jellyfish, is it?

- Oh, it's a pair of panties. OK.

- It's a pair of panties? Yuk!

I'm thinking,

how could you lose

your panties on the beach?

But I do know how someone could

lose their panties on the beach.

That's it, I think we're good.

Then, this whole aisle.

You must get

between all the deckchairs

so everything's smooth.

I can see that the boss

seems a bit bossy

and I really have a bit of a problem

with authority.

So I'll make a lot of mistakes.

Listen, listen,

it's about getting into the TTM.

- OK.

- We made up a challenge with Théo.

- And Tristan, telepathically.

- OK.

You open your mouth,

we put something in, in and out.

Eyes closed.

I want to be part of the TTM.

My hazing is starting

and I'm excited because I'm thinking,

hazing means they're probably

going to give me

a big bottle to drink

to see if I can hold my liquor.

I love that.

- Don't move. Close your eyes.

- Open your mouth.

You son of a b*tch!

But not at all. He shoves

the filthy old panties

that were lying around.

I feel like throwing up.

You sadists!

Come on, you're going to work

for me now! Go on, work!

- What are you, a temp boss?

- Work, work.

I'm not working, you're working!

Come on, do it properly.

Wow, that's horrible.

I try to work

because I have to pretend at first

so I can slip away later.

So they've got me squeezing lemons.

I feel like I've got

a vibrator in hand.

I'd much rather

it be somewhere else.

Go for it. This is great!

These are great.

At first,

I don't want to do anything.

And then, what do I see on the bar?

An automatic water p*stol.

So what do I do? I take it.

And then, Pépita, my Pépita,

I have to piss you off.

I'm not playing with you.

Leave her alone!

I found the g*n, I'm keeping it!

- No, you pissed me off!

- Leave her alone.

I've had enough!

I think she's starting to lose it

because I'm really pissing her off.

But I don't care

because I just want

to piss her off today.

Stop f*cking following me!

At the villa,

don't talk to me anymore, I mean it.

Don't worry!

I got squirted

in the face four times.

Stop.

I'm freaking out. I've had it.

And I stop working.

- He thought he was my boss.

- Come on, Pépita

Keep the waiter busy.

Talk to him, do something.

- Him back there?

- Yeah, talk to him.

Can you show me,

because I don't think I've got it.

It's like a vibrator,

my hand's going

See? I don't really like it.

Not on my hand, it's not great.

Is that all right?

You can say yes, it's good.

But my arms hurt!

Thanks, Pépita!

Living my best life,

I'm in a great mood.

Come on, stop, guys, come on.

It really wasn't great.

I won't tell Antonin,

but I don't want you

on my beach ever again.

Really? What did we do wrong?

Everything.

There you go!

Go on, get out of here, beat it!

- Do we get a shot first?

- No, nothing.

He thought he was going to

kick us out like that, but man,

it's not happening.

Take it easy,

you'll drop the bottles!

Get out of the bar, right now!

He's getting angry.

I don't like it,

I'm scared, I'm getting yelled at.

Thanks! Bye, guys!

We're never coming back here, guys.

The job's done.

I didn't feel like working anyway.

We're going back to the villa.

I really hope

the manager keeps his word

and doesn't say anything to Antonin

because that was bullshit.

World w*r Three in his Beach Club.

He wasn't happy

when we went behind the bar.

He said, I never want to see you

on my beach again.

We'll definitely go back.

Of course we will.

Obviously, my religion is twerking.

Some people pray, I twerk.

A little twerk to wake you up.

We're hot today.

What's it like with Théo?

What do you want?

You like him, but what do you want?

Can you see yourself making out

- with anyone else?

- No.

- Just Théo?

- One day. With you, yes, but

I'm in the bathroom with Julie.

I flirt with her a little

because I need to flirt

and make her know that,

if it wasn't for Théo,

I'd have eaten her up long ago.

- You've got soft skin too.

- I always have.

I've got good vibes,

I love spending my day with him.

I like being pressed up against

his body, it turns me on.

I could be attracted to him,

something could happen between us,

it could go further.

We could f*ck

without any worries.

But for now, there's a barrier.

We'll see.

- We're back!

- We're here!

- We're on fire.

- You're so beautiful!

I've lost my voice.

We're back at the villa.

I'm in a good mood.

I want to twerk.

I want to share my secrets,

my know-how.

Come on, let's have a twerking class

so you know what to do

You'll laugh at me,

I look like a worm.

There's nothing moving!

I do that on purpose at parties.

I say, watch out,

the worm is twerking.

I don't know how to twerk at all.

I have no a*s.

What am I going to wiggle?

The continuity of my back?

- I love my buoy.

- Just like that, see how they do it?

- Some chicks practice giving birth

- No, but it's really important.

It's really hard, it hurts.

There are a lot of advantages

to twerking well.

The first being

getting free stuff at the bar,

the second is knowing

how to do the right thing on a d*ck.

Pépita's starting

to like you big time.

- She's really starting to like you.

- I like her too.

I don't stand a chance with you?

I said it before,

I'm open to everyone.

It would just piss me off to f*ck

someone other than Pépita first,

as I really like Pépita.

I like Nico.

It's true that I'd have liked him

to say he fancied me a bit too.

All the boys are paired up with girls

and I find myself

a bit on the sidelines.

It gets a bit frustrating.

Today, I feel like Nico,

in terms of the vibe,

there's something going on

between you and Nico.

What's complicated for me,

you see, is that

all day long, you're all hitched.

I'm really happy for you,

I'm not jealous, really.

- I understand, I'd be the same.

- But it's true that sometimes,

well, I say to myself, OK,

I'm curvy, I've got my own style,

I can totally understand if

they don't like it that much.

But no one seems

interested in me,

I feel like I'm not wanted,

and I find it hard, obviously.

In your ego, as a woman

I see you all. When I see you

and Melvin, I get so excited,

I think, wow,

that's so f*cking cool.

It makes me want to do

the same thing.

You want chemistry,

you want to flirt and all that.

I would've loved, at the start,

to have felt that chemistry

with someone.

My sweet Iris,

my little honeybun who I love,

I can feel it bothers her.

So right now,

I want to relax her.

I want her to feel

as if she had

a big c*ck in her little fanny.

I take things in hand

as I'm used to doing.

Let's go on the Ferris wheel.

You, me, Enzo, Tristan and Julie.

Just between us,

take our minds off things.

Take the time

to have a chat with you, and

Actually, I'm really happy about it.

It feels good

to get a little attention.

For once,

I'm kind of the queen of the day,

I'm so happy,

it will do me good

and I think

I'll feel a lot better after today.

We're going

to decompress, decompress!

The truth is, I'm doing this

for Iris but I'm mainly doing it

to get out of the house with Tristan,

cos I like Iris,

but I don't really care,

so I'm so happy.

Let's go get laid with Tristan

in seventh heaven.

I'm glad to go out

and I'm glad Tristan's with us.

Yeah, yeah, we know.

You're trying to get me in trouble.

Let's take Iris

up to seventh heaven!

We're off!

I'm proud to say

this is the first time

I've seen Iris get high

since she's been here.

- And we played our part.

- It feels good, I swear!

It's Iris rebooting,

we're going to see Iris 2.0.

Don't worry, honeybun, the Totally

b*tches will take care of everything.

You can count on us!

And if you sleep with one person

in the villa, who would it be?

Well, actually,

I like Nico, but it's true that

Nico spoke to me once.

And after that, he spent his time

stuck like an oyster to Pépita.

Try to hit on him.

Well, don't hit him, but

No, but I think he's got potential,

like July says.

- And I think Nico

- Especially since Nico

With your authenticity,

I think you'll appeal more to Nico

- in terms of feeling than Pépita.

- He used to come and talk to me,

- but now he doesn't come at all.

- That's because he's been bimboed.

I can't. No, I can't.

I don't know what they're saying,

I don't care, I'm scared of heights.

I don't feel reassured,

I'm sure something'll happen,

I'm sh1tting myself.

Your problem is that

you're stuck thinking

this one is with this one.

Let me explain something.

Stop telling yourself that.

Or you won't get anyone.

Go and steal humans.

Steal from others,

you don't give a damn.

Bro, you've gotta really want this.

Nico is always glued to Pépita,

so it's obviously a bit more

difficult to talk to him or see him,

and I don't really want

to interfere.

I'd also like him to make the move

if he really likes me.

I'd like to have a reward

because I've climbed all the way

to the top. If Julie could

Give you a real kiss. A real kiss!

Come on,

just to take the edge off.

A big smooch with Julie.

I'm so happy.

I really enjoyed it

and hope there'll be more.

Bro, it'll be repeated and amplified!

I want Théo to know

that she touched your d*ck.

- No way, you're crazy.

- Take a good look!

It was to take the edge off.

Enzo and I are going crazy,

it's too good to be true.

It's clearly his big c*ck that's been

doing the thinking for him,

it's all very unorthodox,

but I like it.

- I won't admit to anything.

- What will you say to Théo?

- What are you going to say?

- I'll say it's a lie.

If he denies it, what do you do?

I say no.

- You deny it too?

- No.

- Are you telling the truth?

- Handle it!

Do you want to break my friendship?

You need to take responsibility.

He's in a serious panic,

he doesn't want to hitch up.

But I don't owe Théo a thing,

it took him four days to f*ck me.

What do I owe a guy who sleeps?

I want drama.

I know things about Théo that

I'm not saying any more,

but in my opinion tonight

Well, tell me.

Someone else's touched his d*ck.

- Show me your d*ck.

- I've a little birdie.

I can feel you've got personality.

I didn't say anything.

Tonight, I'm going to have

the best time ever.

But who?

- You, b*tch?

- Are you crazy? You're sick!

- He's handsome but he's your crush.

- Probably Kara.

Kara's touched

everyone's d*ck, right?

- You can tell her tonight.

- I totally get it!

I think that if Kara hid this,

it means that she could be hiding

a lot of other things.

and I don't like that at all.

I want to know everything!

That would mean

Kara's had sex with several guys,

but she gets away with it

and nobody knows.

Well, just ask me

if you want to know something.

Maybe she's secretly having sex.

That's what's happening now.

She ate your d*ck yesterday,

we know.

Why do you say that?

- I listened at the door!

- We know she did.

- I heard she had sex in the bathroom.

- Ask her! I don't stick my neck out.

- Never?

- I don't like it.

I'm starting to think,

tonight's going to be a mess.

I'm going to get k*lled for kissing

Julie, Théo's going to be gutted.

Kara's going to k*ll me. So it's

gonna be a difficult evening for me.

We'll see.

Julie, would you be mad

if Kara did something with Théo?

For real?

Is it the doing it

or the doing it on the sly?

That's it, I don't give a f*ck.

That's why I got upset

the first night.

She told me nothing had happened

even though he sucked her breasts.

FYI, the control tower

isn't failing today.

Everything I see, I'm going to say.

I want to set people off.

I want the truth to be told.

I'll do my best so it happens.

With those fine words, let's go.

Come on, let's go to the villa.

What dare could I give you?

Because you made me eat

a pair of panties.

- So you owe me a dare.

- Yeah, I do.

Yeah, you do.

What will I make you do?

I won't make him

do anything crazy,

anything horrible.

Just something nice.

So I take out my eyeliner

and write on his chest

"Property of Kara", because

deep down, he knows it's true,

and we do too.

Private property.

- Now that's beautiful.

- Isn't it?

- Call me the tattoo artist.

- "Property of Kara."

I know Ouryel won't like it,

but I don't care.

She's not here, Kara's here,

so I'll deal with it later.

I'm just kidding around,

I don't want to upset anyone.

Iris 2.0 come on, come on!

Iris 2.0 come on, come on!

We get back to the villa

and what do I see?

Written on my Melvin's chest,

"Property of Kara."

At this point, I say to myself,

what kind of f*cking joke is this?

Now I'm holding back,

controlling myself.

- I want to pull her hair.

- We don't give a damn.

We'll get her tonight.

I always defend Kara,

but after what I've heard,

I'm beginning to think,

is there really something?

Are people going behind my back?

Do we dare

take Ouryel for an idiot?

- Because it's Kara's property.

- Holy sh*t.

And after, after, we say,

oh poor girl.

- My girl.

- Not now! Melvin!

- Let's talk.

- Ok, whenever you want.

But girl, it's okay,

it's a joke, it's a joke.

I didn't suck Melvin's d*ck,

even though he wants it.

There's always a problem.

Kara's deceitful,

Kara's lying, Kara's this, Kara's

that. This is really pissing me off.

You don't want me

to talk to him anymore? I'll stop.

Like, absolutely not,

it's like the property side

of Kara and stuff.

I took it a little personal,

like: bang bang. Kind of like that.

I swear on my mother's life,

it wasn't meant for you.

But he's happy,

that's what pisses me off.

But because he's a f*ck boy,

like all the guys in this house.

There's no animosity between us,

I don't like when you act like that

because I told you

it was a joke, I'm not trying

to get close to him,

especially since I like you.

I don't like weird stuff.

- I'm with you.

- But I didn't attack you.

You and I know each other,

we're girlfriends,

and I don't do stuff like that.

Don't mess with me over a d*ck,

don't do that kind of sh*t, girl.

- I'm sorry if I

- Don't worry, my love.

I could wreck this house,

but I can't be bothered,

so stop winding me up.

I really like you.

Here, you're the best,

my partner, you're the best.

You're the person I have the most fun

with. And that won't change.

I say to everyone,

"Nico, is so like me."

We both have the same class,

I love you too much.

But in the end, I don't know

if I'll feel any sexual attraction.

I don't really know.

For example, when I slept with you,

I enjoyed sleeping with you,

cuddling, because I love you so much.

I don't know how to say this, but

I didn't want to have sex with you.

How's that possible, my darling?

I'm sexy, I'm caliente.

How is it possible,

look at my piercing gaze.

How can you not want to eat me,

eat my mouth, in fact?

You're chasing after Enzo,

you're chasing after Iris,

and then after me?

I'm not interested

in that sort of relationship.

It repels me more

than it attracts me

that you stick your tongue

everywhere.

It's true that I can't help it.

I'm pansexual, which means

I can love guys, chicks,

fossils, transsexuals.

I like it all.

I like sex. That's how it is.

I'm having such a crazy time

with you.

Sometimes you say crazy stuff.

But it's true that at times

I want to slap myself in the face,

saying, "What's the matter with you?"

I can't find any sexual attraction.

I adore Nico! I got caught up

in this relationship for a while,

I realised that it was a friendship,

nothing sexual.

And I would never

be turned on by Nico, never.

I love you so much, I swear,

I love you so much. I think

you're one of the most

beautiful people I've met this year.

Come on. Nico and Pépita

are having a chat.

Right there, you can hear everything.

And then,

it started to get interesting.

Iris and Enzo want to f*ck me,

I'm not going to force myself,

you know?

Iris and Enzo,

I've got to get hard, bro.

I gotta feel some chemistry.

There's no chemistry.

Enzo, I adore him,

he's so cute, he's my baby,

but in real life,

I'm not lying to you,

I prefer being with older people.

Really charismatic.

You can keep

your smug arguments to yourself.

You're playing all sides,

who do you think you are?

We'll see who's the clever one,

we'll see who fools who.

You're not ready.

This piece of paper

will be the smoking g*n.

I've got a great night planned,

I don't think they're ready.

I'm in charge of the situation.

Tonight, we're going out,

it's so cool!

So I'm determined

to have a good time

while we're out,

because when we get home,

it's going to be w*r.

- Guys, are you hot for tonight?

- Yes, we are!

Here's to broken friendships

and broken asses.

One for the road.

Frenchie Shore!

We're hot right now,

we're on our way!

Tonight's the night, boys!

We arrive at the bar,

it'sFrenchie Shore,

we'll f*ck everything,

we're on fire. I can't wait

to dance on the dance floor.

Guys, the calm before the storm.

The calm before the storm.

Cheers guys, let's have a toast!

Frenchie Shore!

Let's put it all out on the table.

They know us, we talk about

everything in front of everyone.

No secrets. You know all about us.

But some people

They're really happy.

I live under a roof with some really

spiteful people, they're real shits.

Everyone was looking at me.

I could feel

there was something left unsaid.

Julie's pissed off.

What's going on?

Know what really pisses me off?

All the bums in this house,

they think

I can't be trusted, I'm this,

I'm that,

I'm calculating, I play people.

It's the same old speech,

and it really gets old.

I'm going to give you all

a reason to doubt me,

cos I've been really nice

and everyone thinks I'm an as*h*le.

Kara has the right to date

whoever she wants in this house,

to make out with whoever she wants.

She's too pretty, too hot.

But the thing is,

Kara's the chick with the potential

to turn this villa upside down.

But girl, they're going

to get f*cked one by one.

Me, I love you,

on my mother's life, even if

you're in the wrong, I'll be there.

Because here,

you're the one I love most

and I don't want to

Frankly, it'd be too hard.

Thank God you're here.

- Give me a kiss.

- But it's important.

Let's dance?

Let's dance, girl?

Iris, she's trying to calm me down.

The thing is, in the back of my mind,

I have to run into someone,

and go for it tonight.

It's the music, it's the madness.

The DJ's got us in a frenzy,

he's giving it. We're on fire!

Are you hot tonight?

I'm on fire, it's hot.

It's nighttime and Iris's here,

she's a wild little thing.

She's twerking and it's like

a drum on her a*s. I love it.

In clubs, Nico and I are the same,

in the same mood,

in the same madness.

And I say to myself, Iris,

you've been boosted all day,

this is your moment,

you've got to go for it.

Iris is on fire tonight.

She's going mega wild, how I like it.

I'm digging it,

I don't want to let go of her mouth

because it's incredible.

I think you suck very well.

Such a good time, it feels so good.

Maybe I wasn't expecting all this,

but it makes me happy.

- Oh guys, Nico.

- Girl, your forehead's sweating.

All I do is kiss Nico,

and not chastely either!

Do you like it?

I'm full of alcohol,

he licked it all,

I twerked on him hard,

I licked his abs.

I groped him like never before.

- You like it?

- I love it.

- Oh, my baby!

- Yeah, my girl!

- So it's on?

- I hope.

- Tonight?

- I'm going to burst his eardrums.

Thank God

we didn't do this for nothing.

Iris, tonight,

you didn't disappoint me.

I'm proud of you, girl!

I'm horny as hell. I was horny

for Tristan like all day long

and we try to get some privacy

in the bathroom to talk

because there was a lot of noise

in the nightclub.

Just to talk.

- Do you want to blow me?

- Of course.

- Like now?

- Yes.

Do you?

- Go ahead.

- Do you really want to?

Yes. You always do it

in dark places.

I don't give a sh*t.

We just needed to talk in a more

intimate way, that's all.

Nothing special.

Where were you for so long?

Putting makeup back on

in the bathroom.

- No, my girl.

- I swear to God.

You didn't disappear for makeup.

Tonight, she proved again

that she does things on the sly.

The girls were already pissed off,

it's just adding fuel to the fire.

I love it. I feel that tonight,

in fact, even I

..am not ready

for what's going to happen.

I can't wait!

- Let's go!

- Bro, it's a crazy thing!

I hope you were happy

with your evening, my loves.

because everything

is about to change now.

I'm so happy, this is it.

I'm getting everyone together.

Tonight, guys,

the party's starting right now.

You know that walls have ears?

I'm the ear.

Since we got in the villa,

you know I hear a bit of everything.

Yeah, Théo, laugh now, bro.

So I recruited Ouryel because

she's pretty good at investigating,

to reveal a few truths.

Tonight, the masks come off.

I hope the girls in the villa won't

fall out with one another,

because I want to f*ck Kara tonight,

and when she's upset,

she doesn't want me anymore.

I have priorities,

which are to have sex with Kara

and nothing can distract me

from that goal.

Pépita, in all honesty, are you

sexually attracted to Nicolas?

I was telling him earlier,

so he knows. I told him

I love the person he is,

I love the way he is.

I'm not sexually attracted.

So when he f*ck Iris tonight,

don't be a b*tch about it.

Why open your mouth

when you don't know a thing?

I open my mouth because I want to.

Start by shutting your big mouth.

Why are you insulting me?

You've got a problem.

Out of nowhere,

like a pigeon spreading its wings,

lands in front of me

and starts running her mouth

even though it has nothing

to do with her. What's wrong?

Calm down, no one asked you.

I put my glasses on,

I can't hear you so well.

Yeah, do that.

And talk on the other side,

you're getting

- on my nerves.

- She got a problem.

Yeah, you're my problem. So what?

- Can I say something?

- So what?

I don't want her on my side.

Her smelly p*ssy has to stay

to the left or to the right,

Stay out of my comfort zone,

otherwise, girl, you're in trouble.

- Shut your mouth!

- All right, may I? Can I?

Girl, shut the f*ck up.

- Pépita, I hear what you're saying.

- So the fact that he sleeps with you

when I don't want to sleep with him,

I'm not going

to be jealous

of something I don't want.

- Why do you share a bed with him?

- So what if I do?

She stays with me for the light!

She doesn't exist without me!

You're a fan of Julie's.

Suck her feet, lick her feet.

Don't push me!

It's all going

to hell over a simple question,

a question everyone

already knew the answer to,

we'd already talked

about it amongst ourselves.

I don't know what's going on.

- Hello!

- Go ahead, next question.

I have a question

and I swear

it breaks my heart to ask this.

I think it's the trashiest.

Tristan,

did you mind kissing

your mate Théo's girl all afternoon?

It's true, Tristan and Julie

made out all afternoon.

So now, I have to admit,

I feel like hiding.

I don't know what to say,

I'm stressed out,

- What the hell is this?

- Well

Why do you do this?

I don't care,

you can't do that.

When you beefed with Ouryel,

he stuck his neck out for you.

Why are you kissing his girl?

- We all made out on the bus.

- I don't give a sh*t, you're weird.

- There's no problem, bro.

- You don't care?

I know he likes Julie.

Julie, she's not honest,

so why should I get mad at him?

Théo, a question.

Apart from Julie here,

has anyone else touched your d*ck?

That's an interesting question,

who's touched my prick?

So this question is

clearly aimed at Kara.

Yeah, right.

I touched his c*ck.

It was good, huge, cool.

- Why didn't you tell?

- Why didn't I tell?

- Why don't you own it?

- You're my friend, not my mum.

She's saying it, you didn't, why?

But wait, did you say something?

Did you ask me anything?

- He's weird.

- Did you ask me anything?

I'm pissed off that Théo

didn't tell me when he knows

I'm free-spirited and I don't

understand why he lied.

I'm pissed off.

You're tired, you're tired, go sleep.

Okay, next question.

- Go ahead, girl.

- Ok sweetheart, Iris,

who do you want to f*ck tonight?

Nicolas.

- OK.

- I want to know Nicolas' answer.

- Totally.

- Totally.

So you've changed your tune.

I'm curious because earlier,

that's not what you were saying.

You told Pépita earlier,

that Iris came up to you,

she hit on you

and you turned her down,

you didn't want to.

Now I've got a feeling

it's going to get ugly.

- You're such a hypocrite, bro!

- Why?

I swear, you're such a hypocrite

because, right from the start,

you're flirting with Pépita.

You told her: "I turned Iris down,

I don't want her".

What did you say? You said: "Enzo,

"he's got no charisma,

"nothing to do with him".

All day long, you're like,

"Oh, Enzo, you're really something!"

Bro, you're saying things,

and then you catch hold of me

And after saying that,

you told me what?

After this talk, you told me,

"Iris, tonight or this week,

I'm f*cking her, bro."

What does that mean?

Hypocrite, I don't know

who you think you are here,

playing three sides.

You don't fool us.

Why don't you

go get f*cked somewhere else?

Stop playing with people.

Look at you. You give off nothing.

You got no looks, you got nothing.

You're not smart, useful, or funny.

Every time you talk, I'm embarrassed.

You've got to stop,

even your ex left you over this.

Pace yourself.

So what the hell am I doing here?

Well, that's the question.

I'm out of here.

Suddenly, Nico's gone.

In my head, I'm thinking,

Nico, don't go,

you might be my only way of

getting laid in this house. Don't go.

Nicolas, come,

I'm over here.

Nico, where are you, babe?

Come and see, babe.

Look at me, it doesn't matter.

What bothers me is that no one's

honest. I speak from the heart.

And Julie too.

Julie, why is she doing this?

why isn't she on my side?

I don't know.

I thought the two of us were close,

but we're not at all.

She won't talk to me anymore either.

You know what? We'll be fine.

They're stupid, everyone's drunk,

everyone's stupid. It was drama

night, everything blew up.

You can't blame yourself, okay?

We know who's dishonest.

I know you're honest. Ok?

Tonight, I was supposed to f*ck,

instead, I find myself drying tears.

Oceans of tears.

I think if the pool

runs out of water,

we'll put them in

and it'll be full by tomorrow.

Okay, thanks for this evening,

really cool.

It's over, thank you very much.

Everybody's gonna go f*ck themselves.

At least we know who the phonies are.

But Pépita actually, girl,

you've been in my p*ssy too long.

Why don't you mind your own business?

Everyone gets things straight,

and then she decides

to come back and put more on it.

It's never going to end, really.

What do you actually want?

You want us to give you a knife each

and fight to death?

Shut the f*ck up!

Get back in the house.

Shut your mouth. You stupid b*tch.

She shouts louder than me,

I've lost my voice, she's lucky.

Girl, shut it. See?

And I'm going "Wow".

I see shitty Kara

picking things up off the floor.

I'm not surprised she's picking

things up off the floor,

but don't come

throwing them at me.

I feel myself losing it.

- How old are you?

- Stop! Stop!

- Come here!

- Stop, stop, stop.

Come on, come on,

I'll break you in half, you b*tch.

Break me, break me, come on.

Girl, I'm going to come for you.

She barks at me, "I'll f*ck you."

Well come on, girl.

Come, if you don't mind

being a head taller than me,

maybe 30 lbs heavier than me

and wanting to hit me.

You're a complete coward.

So be a coward, come and hit me.

I'm not afraid of anyone.

- Go on, beat it!

- Why aren't you coming?

- Okay, end of story.

- I'm not going to do anything.

- Just let her hit me.

- Nobody's going to hit anyone.

You think I'm scared of her?

- Nobody's going to hit anyone.

- Let her hit me.

Frenchie Shore'sgoing nuts tonight,

right, left and centre,

everybody's messing with everybody.

Frankly,

I'll tell you one thing: make love,

not w*r.

That's notFrenchie Shore.

- Do you want to go to my bed?

- Come on, let's go.

After everything that's been

going on, I'm well pissed off

and I feel like Tristan could

take the pressure off me.

- What do you want to do?

- Blow me.

I don't know.

I'm not giving you a choice,

you don't understand.

I don't know exactly what I did.

All I know is that I grabbed him,

we got into bed and made stuff.

I don't know exactly

what I did anymore.

Maybe I choked on his c*ck,

but that's it, I don't remember.

Tell me you're a b*tch.

Say it.

- Hey, excuse me, it's me.

- Go away, Iris!

I'm having a blast,

and who do I see coming? Iris!

She doesn't realise. She thinks

I'm alone in bed, staring

at the ceiling like an architect.

- Are you sleeping here, Kara?

- No.

Good, that's the right answer.

Your handbag

- Iris!

- Oh, f*ck, okay.

Go away!

Go on, we'll talk later.

Girl, can't you see

we're in the middle of something?

Don't try to c*ck-block me.

Watch out. Don't f*ck with me either.

I'm sorry, I didn't see.

I can't see, I don't have my glasses,

I'm sorry!

NEXT TIME

Bye, girl. Bye.

Whose p*ssy am I heating tonight?

I've got a c*ck in my p*ssy.

It was such a weight on my shoulders.

We all belong here.

I'm so happy you're all here.

Go, go, go!

It's tiring always being the best.

You ate poop?

I see her kissing a guy,

I'm really pissed off.

- We'll sort this at the villa.

- When you go crazy, admit it.

Who's crazy here?

We're not the tastiest

nuggets in the box.