01x04 - The Summer with a Side of Beef

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

[Frankie] Gettin' paid to draw.

It's missing something, Habs.
What is it missing?

Dude, I don't know,
but these swirly things are bussin'.

♪ ♪

- Here's the sparkling water for you guys.
- Thank you.

- How's everything going?
- Great.

Good? Do you guys need anything else?

♪ ♪

[chuckles] Oh, sh*t.

Hi!

- Hi.
- Hello. How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Good. Thanks.

Can I get one lobster roll,

um, and a Diet Coke?

- Yeah, of course.
- [Sophia] What do you want?

- Lobster roll, sparkling water.
- Okay. Yep.

[Shannon] Okay. Thank you.

You know who I think
is working here today?

- That kid I was set up on a date with.
- Yeah?

- I just...
- Here's your sparkling water.

- Sorry that took a minute.
- Thank you.

Do you know if, um,
Ilan is working here today?

Um, yeah, I think he is, actually.

- He is down over there.
- Okay. Cool.

- Thank you.
- Yeah. Of course.

Yeah, he's here.

AVERY:
So this is sweet gossip.

AVERY: That's the girl he went
on a blind date with.

SHANNON:
Who?

AVERY:
Ilan.

SHANNON:
The one he kissed?

AVERY:
No, that's Addie.

SHANNON:
What?!

SHANNON:
There's a new person?

[laughing]

[indistinct]

[Avery] Ilan certainly has a full plate.

There's one of you, and there's two dates.

But juggling Addison and Sophia might be
biting off more than he can chew.

And speaking of chewing, Shannon and I
shared a kind of awkward meal

after I learned Frankie is now into me.

And I had to ask her for the green light.

If he is interested in you,
that makes me not interested.

So, go ahead.

All right, well...

Meanwhile, Emelye's been busy
hanging with Hunter...

I could never hang out with someone
as much as I hang out with you.

I know. I feel like I would go crazy.

So we haven't been as close lately.

But now that Reid's good
with Frankie and Milo...

I do appreciate the apology.
Give me a hug.

He's back to being everyone's bestie.

You just better watch out,

because you never know
when he's gonna stir the pot.

♪ ♪

- What's up?
- Hi!

- You came?
- Yeah!

- How are you?
- What's going on?

- This is my brother, Felix.
- How are you?

- What's good, bro? I'm Felix.
- Nice to meet you.

- Do you mind if I sit down?
- Go ahead. Are you allowed to?

Aren't you on, like, a shift?

Yeah, I am on a shift,

but you know... This guy, Larry...
He's very uptight about the whole thing.

- But I don't see him right now, so...
- Larry's your boss?

- Larry's my boss, yeah.
- Nice.

- So, I know I told you I work here.
- Yeah...

- So...
- And then you show up, you know...

Yeah, we, uh, dropped my dad off
at the [indistinct],

and I was like, "Hmm, maybe
we should go to Dockers.

I was just talking about it with this guy
I was set up on a blind date with."

- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- And here we are.

- Wow. Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Any time.

Oh, beautiful.

[Ilan] Um, yeah.

- Hello.
- Hey.

- I needed a break.
- What's going on?

- Um...
- I haven't seen you for all day.

- No. I was...
- Oh, sh*t.

I didn't even invite you to the party yet.
I'm having a party on Thursday.

Oh, how fun!

No, I forgot. I forgot who I told
and who I didn't tell.

Okay. Fun.

Yeah, we're gonna be at Blue Mar
or something,

'cause I think it's a perfect space.

- Bougie, I know!
- No, I know.

- How's everything with you over there?
- Good.

Oh. Ilan was talking
with that girl, Sophia.

- Who's Sophia?
- Is she over there?

- Oh, sh*t. Okay, there.
- Yeah.

- He went on a blind date with her.
- So, like, he's done with it?

- Addie? I know. What's up with that?
- Yes, Addison. Like...

- Do you know?
- I don't know. Why, are you Team Her?

I kind of like her, yeah.

Don't be a bad influence,
might stir the pot.

Sorry to do this, like, in front of you
and everything, but...

Second date?

Um...

[Felix] Kinda jumpin' the g*n
a little bit there.

I am jumpin' the g*n.
That's just what I do.

- That's just what I do, unfortunately.
- Jump the g*n?

- That's what you do?
- A little bit, a little bit.

- Okay, okay.
- Oh, God. You're messing with my game.

- I don't know what's going on.
- This is why I bring my brother around.

- He makes it easier for me, honestly.
- Yeah, I'm, like, second guessing myself

at every single turn.

- So?
- Yeah, I mean, text me.

Formally ask me out
on a second date through text.

Okay.

- Second date, TBD.
- Yeah. Good to see you.

[Ilan] Yes, you too.

- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

- Nice to meet you.
- Absolute pleasure. I'll see you soon.

What do you think?
Do you think he's cute?

♪ ♪

What do you want for breakfast?

Maybe some omelette.

Maybe some scrambled eggs.

I don't have butter.

Check the freezer.

I don't see any butter.
I see a McFlurry.

- How many do you want?
- I'm making my own...

- What?
- Because I don't trust your eggs.

- Are you serious?
- Maybe get a little sushi in me, too.

Ew!

- A little late-night sushi.
- I don't think I would trust that.

- Maybe a little beer, too.
- That's so nasty.

- Is sushi okay the next day?
- I don't think so.

- I don't like it. The rice gets mad hard.
- I'm goin' in.

- Not that bad.
- Ew.

What are you doing? Don't waste that.
We don't have any left.

I'll get some more.
Don't worry about it.

You don't need to get angry.

This is ready.

Let me in there.

- Squeech.
- Ah. [chuckles]

Are you ready for Reid's party tomorrow?
It's gonna be really fun.

- Where? Blue Mar?
- Yeah.

Ilan's gonna be there?

All of them are gonna be there.

Can't deal with that f*ck.
Avery gonna be there?

I don't know.
We don't really hang out anymore.

Times are changin'. I don't know.

She looks to me
kind of a little more bitchy.

- Yeah.
- You know?

Yeah, but I feel like the more and more
she hangs out with Shannon and Lottie,

the more and more she gets, like, distant.

- And, like...
- Well, do you like those girls or nah?

Um, they're fine. Just, like... I wouldn't
wanna hang out with them really.

Like, Reid was saying that,
like, they're just boring.

I think she just likes them,
'cause they're like...

I don't know. I don't act like her.

- You see how she wears heels everywhere?
- Oh, my God.

- At that last [indistinct] where she...
- She puts, like, lipstick and heels

- and does her hair.
- Those knee-high,

- white boots on.
- And I just don't act like that.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey.
- Hey!

- What's going on?
- Not much. Just struttin'.

- How are you?
- It's been a whole 12 hours apart.

- How's it been?
- [laughing] I know.

- You look great. Very put-together.
- Thank you.

- My hair's, like, slicked back.
- No, you look cute.

I used an entire bottle of dry shampoo.

- [laughing] Is that f*cking disgusting?
- No, not at all.

[Reid] What's up, Coast Guards?

I'm, like, that driver
is actually kind of cute.

- Look at him. He's waving.
- [cat-call whistles]

- [both laughing]
- [Reid] I'm excited for you

- with the whole Frankie situation.
- [laughs]

That's why I feel like my party
is the perfect opportunity

- for you guys to kindle...
- I know. Is he definitely coming?

Yeah, he's coming.
I told him to come. He better show up.

I'm curious to see
what Shannon's reaction is to you guys.

- I'm excited and nervous for me.
- Yeah?

Um...

Like, what if he did ask you out, though?
Would you say yes?

I feel like you have the green light,
to be honest with you.

Honestly, I think...

- I probably... I think I would.
- You should do it.

It would be good for you,
and I want the best for you, obviously.

- This party's going to be interesting.
- It is going to be interesting.

I don't know about Reid. I think
he's a little bit two-faced lately.

Did you see this?

- What even is it?
- "Fire food and fire people," Reid Rubio.

Look at it.

- That's Reid, Avery, Milo...
- What?

And Shannon.

Do you think Reid didn't invite me?
Or Avery?

Maybe it's 'cause of me.

'Cause you bring me everywhere,
so maybe they don't want to see me.

So, babe, I'm bringing you down.
That's probably why.

- No.
- I think so.

- Who are you texting right now?
- Reid.

[phone chimes]

- Oh, God. Okay.
- What?

Are you ready for this sh*t?
I just got a text from Emelye.

- Oh, f*ck. What?
- She said,

"Hey, I thought you didn't like
Shannon and Lotti,

"and now you guys are best friends

"and you don't invite me
when you hang out with them.

And, like, I find that kind of weird."

- Wait, snap or actual text?
- Text-text.

I don't think
she would've came anyway, so...

But I guess the invite
would've been nice, but...

Like she's gonna sit there
and pout the entire time like...

- you know? No.
- Yeah.

- Ugh.
- Do I answer?

Yes, you answer, but... eek.

Okay.

[phone chimes]

- What did he say?
- "You know you my VIP.

I love you so much. I'm sorry."

What should I say?

Up to you.

"It just made me feel weird,
'cause we always talk about

how Avery is getting sucked
into that group."

[phone chimes]

Should we talk about how you're getting
sucked into your boyfriend?

Yeah. I don't want to type that, though.
[laughing]

Well, one, Emelye, f*ck you.

Don't say it over text, say it to my face.

I'm not getting sucked in, I'm just
f*cking opening up my friend group.

Yeah. Emelye's not around to hang out,
so I don't think...

No, she's not around to hang out.
She has Hunter.

Yeah. Hunter and, I guess, us.

- Yeah.
- Maybe not, but, like... [laughs]

Us until I leave you losers.

Do you agree?
'Cause I want you to be honest.

- No. Yeah.
- Do you think I'm being

- sucked into that group?
- I mean, like...

I don't think in a bad way,
and also, like,

Now that I'm kind of part of it too,
I'm kinda into it. But uh...

Um... Yeah. No.

- I don't wanna hang out with...
- Yeah.

The same people
every single day of my life.

Just f*cking man-up.

It's like, I don't know why
she can't just confront me.

Yeah.

- I was doing nothing f*cking wrong.
- No.

- What do I say back?
- Be like, "Okay... f*ck you."

[laughs]

[phone chimes]

Reid says, "Avery says 'f*ck you.'"

- What?
- So, they're together.

What?

Oh-h*!

You guys gonna have beef.
Big ol' beef.

I think we have mad beef now.

[laughing] Yeah.

Oh, geez. So, now what?
Now what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Wow.

I just find it rude how, like,

she's disregarding
our whole entire friendship.

She's rude to you. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that is annoying,
because we're, like, best friends.

I don't think you are.

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And is there anything else
I can help you with?

- You're good for now?
- We're good.

Paddle straight that way into the wind.

Nice one. Just keep going.
There you go.

Yo, Frankie, let me know
where I should put it in.

Yo, so what's good with Reid's party?

Are we supposed to, like,
bring dates, or...

- go by ourselves?
- I mean, he told me, he's like,

bring whoever you want, like, obviously.

- So, this brings to the conundrum.
- Ohh!

Should I bring Addie or should
I bring Sophia?

Should I bring da-da-da or da-da-da?

Just don't make Addie think
she's the only one as a thing.

- I know. I won't.
- Sorta put that up in the air. Be like,

"I am, like, you know,
I'm going on dates."

- I'm a good guy.
- "I'm a good guy."

I didn't realize
I was going to like Addie.

I also didn't realize
I was going to like Sophia.

But, at the same time,
I also think it's a good problem to have.

- [laughing] Yeah.
- I don't know if I should bring anybody,

because I am into Avery.
She's definitely really cute.

- No. No.
- Why?

Because the girl's already gonna be there.

- Oh, yeah, that.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I was like, "hmm."

I was talking to Avery
a little bit about you.

Like, you know, hyping you up and all.

No, she's, like, totally with it.
Like, she's totally into it.

- Here's your water.
- [Ilan] Obviously, like, you know...

um, boy to boy, she also has, like,
fears about the situation.

- Right.
- And also, like, in general.

Like, you have to handle
the situation right away.

- I mean, like, I haven't...
- Just don't f*ck it up.

- I haven't, like, gone after Shannon.
- Well, that's what I'm saying.

That's the thing. There's, like,
there's nothing, like, there.

[Ilan] I know. I feel like you and Avery
are much better together anyway.

- All right, enjoy.
- [Ilan] You know?

Yeah, I'm definitely more sold on Avery.

- [Girl] Photo booth is cute, though.
- [both laughing]

I just noticed that my friend, Simone,
actually she's here.

She is right over there.

- Cute.
- She's cute, she's nice.

Do you like her?
Are you into her?

[Ilan] Yeah, what's good?

- I mean, she's, like, cool.
- That looked like a yeah.

I need, like, a pick-up line, though.
Like, uh...

We should do, like, a little, you know,

practice round
for what we were speaking about, you know?

- [Ilan] Like, imagine...
- [Frankie] She's all...

All right, I gotcha. Gotcha, gotcha.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Shake, yeah.

Hey, yo, ma.
Let me get your number.

- All right, man.
- [Frankie] Oh, my God.

I think the ones where you...

You should always
compliment the eyes, bro.

Just go naturally.
I wanna see what's good.

Hi, Simone, how are you?
Your eyes are beautiful.

- "I'm good, Habs."
- Oh, God. That is a nightmare.

No, you gotta, like,
talk a little bit first.

Just start a normal conversation
and then drop a couple compliments.

[indistinct chatter]

- Midway through. 100%.
- Yeah, midway.

You don't go straight
into the compliments.

- Y'all got my heartbeat going.
- Get a little Rico Suave in there.

- "Scheme" on three? "Scheme" on three.
- Say, "You got this."

- "Scheme" on three?
- "Scheme.' Go scheme.

- [Ilan] One, two, three...
- [All] Scheme.

- Get it. Go.
- Yeah. Get it.

Oh, my God. Let's see what he does.

We, like, just got our dorms.

- For me, it's like a...
- Hi, Simone.

- Hello.
- How are you? Wait, so...

Uh...

[laughing]

I'm good. We're good.

- I'm Alicia.
- Hi, Alicia. I'm Habs. Nice to meet you.

- It's like, where's the binoculars?
- Yeah.

[Habs] Yeah, um...

Have you... I saw, like...
Are you moving or something?

I think I saw your mom at the bank.
I saw, like, a lot of moving trucks.

There was a dumpster
right next to your house.

- Oh, yeah! We're redoing our basement.
- Oh, okay. That's why.

So, it's gonna be, like, super nice now.

Modern? Modern basement?

- Yes. Yeah.
- Word. That's fire.

I already know he's botchin' it right now.

[laughing]

Um, well... alrighty, well...

- What are your plans for this weekend?
- Um...

I just want to ask you
if you'd like to go mini-golfing.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is that the vibe?

But, yeah, let's call it a date.

- And it was lovely seeing you.
- Yes.

- Nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.

Bye, guys. Cheers.

[giggling]

Yes, sir.

[screams]

- [Ilan] Oh, God.
- Wow. Okay.

[both laughing]

Jesus Christ. What was that, buddy?

I think she might've just
heard you scream a little bit.

Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Reid.
- How are you? Nice to see you.

You too.

- Thanks for coming.
- Of course.

- How's everything been?
- Great. Great.

- But my toes are lookin' crusty.
- [both laughing]

- Hi, everyone. How are we doing today?
- Hi. How are you?

Are we all set to order
or do we need a few minutes?

I'm gonna get
the vegetable and chicken penne.

- Sure. And for you?
- Could I get a Caesar salad, please?

- Caesar? Okay, you got it.
- Yes, please.

- Thank you so much.
- I'll be right back with the waters.

- Thank you.
- So, how've you been?

Ah, so, my mom's been freaking out.

Like, "Oh, have you applied for jobs?"
Blah blah blah.

I'm like, "Stop.
You're giving me anxiety."

- Exactly.
- You know, like, please.

I hate when people ask
about the future, but, like...

Ugh. I don't know. It's scary.

Recently, my mom's been, like,
coming in my room.

She's like,
"You gotta get the f*ck out of here."

- Really?
- I'm like... which is understandable,

'cause she'll come in at like 3 a.m.

and she's like, "All I smell is
grilled cheese coming from the kitchen."

I'm like, "Sorry,"
and then she's like, "You gotta move out."

I'm like, "Bro, I'm getting out when
I start my job or whatever in the fall."

- Exactly.
- It's like, please.

I've been really trying to stop
asking my parents for money,

'cause, like, they've been providing
for me and my brother forever, like...

- What do your parents do?
- My dad was a police detective.

He retired.
My mom, she had a few different jobs.

She worked at Target for a little bit,

- and now she works at Sportime in Quogue.
- Nice.

Mm-hmm. You know, like,
a lot of wealthier people go there,

so now they pay her to, like, clean houses
and, like, wash their dog

and, like, drive them to the airport
and stuff like that.

And they're like huge, like,
do-your-own mansions,

and she's just, like, grinding every day.

She's the hardest-working person
that I've ever met.

- That's awesome.
- I really look up to her in that sense,

because, like, sometimes I'm like,
"Oh, my God. School's hard."

And I'm like, "Okay,

- calm down."
- Can't even complain to her.

Yeah, I was like, "Come on.

- It's sh*t you gotta do, you know?"
- Yeah.

Hi, everyone.

- Your Caesar...
- Thank you. That fast.

- Ah, those look great.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

But, yeah, I definitely really need to
just start doing things, like, on my own.

Like Tony, my boyfriend, we've talked
about, like, moving in together,

- and like...
- Oh, that's cute.

- Yep. [laughing] Right?
- That's hot.

Is he gonna be here on Thursday?
He should come to the party.

- Wait, what?
- Um, I'm having a party on Thursday.

- Why not?
- No way! That's so fun!

He's been wanting to come out
and, like, meet everyone,

but it's hard
because he just came this past weekend.

He goes to
the University of Alabama, so...

- Yeah.
- Don't think that's gonna happen.

Yeah. I'm excited.
I think it'll be a good time.

It can be an afternoon kind of thing,
but I want, like, everyone I know to come.

- I'll definitely be there.
- Thanks.

- Let's get drunk and let's have some fun.
- Okay!

I definitely want to get to
a solid, like, six out of ten.

- Don't want to get too farther than that.
- Oh. Of course I'll take a shot with you.

- Okay, so it's good. Okay, okay.
- Just one... or two... maybe three.

[both laughing]

- I'm really excited.
- Yeah, me too.

I invited Addison to come because of...

Ilan kind of... he has two girls right now
which I'm pretty mad about, but...

But I think I wanna keep him
on his toes a little bit.

Reid?

Reid. No.

But yeah, I'm excited to see what happens
at the party on Thursday.

- Please.
- But...

- Yeah.
- Yeah. [both laughing]

[Reid] Sorry.

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♪ ♪

[Avery] It's gonna be a good night...
if we make it one.

I don't know. I don't want any tears,
but there might be some. I don't know.

- No! No.
- But everyone's gonna be here,

- so I'm excited.
- Why do you put that out there?

- Hey, guys!
- What's up, Avery?

- Hi, how are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

This is Avery.
I don't think you guys met yet.

Do you like my sunnies?

- They're kind of bougie.
- Yeah.

Is it a little aggressive with the green?

No. I like it.
You're not adding any colors.

- Shut up. My hair is not this color.
- [laughing]

[Milo] So, we haven't talked since...

- The birthday dinner...
- Yeah.

When Avery, like, told me Frankie
is kind of, like, interested in Avery.

- Mm-hmm.
- Like, what the hell?

It goes from, like, him being into me,

and, like, I was trying to, like,
be like, "Okay, maybe,"

like, trying to figure it out.
And now it's like, "Oh, I like Avery."

And was just kind of, like, very off-put.
I was like, "Oh."

Uh, I see you're wearing white pants
like you're a yuppie.

- Yeah, but I get it for good quality.
- Whatever.

You know what these are?
They're like swim shorts,

- but they're shorts. $15, baby.
- Cool.

But we gotta get you some jeans.

It's summertime, bro.
I don't wear f*cking pants in the summer.

- That's how it is.
- Okay. I respect it.

All right, when it comes to the sitch,
like, what are we talking...

- What's the sitch?
- The sitch between Shannon and Avery.

- Um, well...
- Like, what are we choosing?

[Frankie]
My girl, Shannon, is pissed at me.

I just texted him and I was like,
"I hear, like, you're not interested?"

Question marks.

He was like, "I think, like,
you're super cool and super pretty,

but I'm just keeping my options open."

- And I just, like, didn't answer.
- 'Cause you don't...

Like, you shouldn't be,
like, an option.

No. If anything, that just is
such a massive turn-off.

Like, I don't wanna be an option.
I should be the main...

- Well, we know that.
- Yeah.

I don't wanna, like, blow it with Avery

just because of, like,
what I said to Shannon.

Being, like, "keeping my options open."

Well, if Avery asks you,

"Why did you say to Shannon
you're keeping your options open,"

what would you say?

- Because of you.
- There you go.

- Is your girl coming?
- No.

Wh... which girl?

Sophia. You said she was supposed
to be coming to this party.

I invited her to the party.
She couldn't come.

So, I was like, "All right. Cool."

All right, so Addison couldn't go neither.

- Addison I didn't invite.
- Oh.

But, like, she's not really friends
with this squad.

True.

♪ ♪

- [Reid] Cheers. Hey! What up?
- Hey, what's up?

- You look amazing. Nice to see you.
- How are you?

- Melissa, right?
- Yes.

Nice to see you. You guys came
to impress, though. Look at you.

[Addison] You look so good.
All of you guys look so good.

I went to a part 4th of July.
That's how we met.

Ilan told me afterwards
that you guys hung out, like, privately.

Um, well, yeah.
I mean, he's great, he's fun.

He disclosed to me you guys shared a kiss.

- For, like, what?
- [Melissa] Maybe a few times.

Yeah? Maybe a few times? Damn,
yeah, see, that's news to me.

- But...
- Yeah, we kissed.

[Reid] Yeah, but I guess, like...
Hi.

- Hi. How are you?
- Hey!

It's good to see you.

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you. So do you.

- Thank you.
- We're talking about her and Ilan, um...

I do know some classified information

- that I don't know if I can spill or not.
- Do tell.

Spill, spill, spill.

I know that Ilan also went on a blind date
with another girl.

- Okay.
- They hit it off, allegedly.

I just want you to be aware of that
situation because that's what's going on.

So, don't completely be like... [swoons]

- Do we know this girl?
- I haven't met her yet, but...

What if he brings her?
That would be crazy.

- I don't think he would, would he?
- [Avery] I think that he did ask.

I thought that he asked, but she said no.

When I have, like, two drinks,
I'm spillin' sh*t. I'm sorry.

- [Avery] Are you okay or are you, like...
- Yeah, how do you feel?

It's just confusing, honestly.

His whole thing was, like,
"I want honesty and I want loyalty."

And...

That doesn't sound very honest and loyal
on his part. Sorry.

♪ ♪

[Ilan] What's up?

So many new faces.

Hello. Hello, everyone.

- Whoo! Hi, guys.
- What's up? How are you?

What's going on?

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

MELISSA:
What's the plan, girl?

[Ilan] All right, I need a drink so badly.

How we doin', boys?
What's goin' on?

So what do you think?

You wanna like,
talk to him, or no?

Or you just gonna wait?

Can I get, um,
whatever bourbon you guys have?

Yeah. JD on the rockses.

Just gonna wait it out.

For a little bit.

- How you girls doin'?
- Hi. How are you?

What have you been up to, Avery?

- Not much.
- [Frankie] I gotta meet everybody.

- Nice to meet you. Frankie.
- [Melissa] Hi.

Hi. I met you the other night. Addison.

Um, wait. Ilan said you weren't coming.

Nope. His other girl wasn't coming.

AVERY:
Good one.

I don't know what's going on.

- What's up? How we doin'?
- Hey.

- This is Christina.
- Christina?

- Nice to meet you.
- She's so hot, bro. You know it.

So hot, so hot.

He's right over there.

So... Addison.

- What did you do with her?
- Went on a date with her.

Listen to him, he's
talking about me.

There's nothing more to it.
You know, just a make-out.

[Ilan] It was great, it was nice.

What if she thought there were
more feelings to it, though?

I mean, she basically told me
without saying it

she's kinda looking for a relationship,
but I'm not looking for a relationship.

She asked me, "Are you seeing
anyone else?" And I said, "Let's not..."

- And there you go!
- I am seeing other people.

You know, I'm single. You know?
I'm being honest.

[Reid] Yeah, apparently you weren't
being that honest, though,

because you never mentioned that you were
going on dates with other girls.

I... I'm not actively.
I was set-up on a blind date.

Oh my gosh! He's
spinning it.

He's like a DJ.

[Ilan] It's a blind date, like...

[Reid] Yeah, but I feel like
you should still mention that.

That's what I would've thought, though.

It was during the day and it was gelato.

- Gelato at 1 p.m.
- Gelato?

What does gelato have to do with anything?

- [Ilan] Is gelato sexual?
- [Reid] What?

Do you like Addison or do you like
the new b*tch? I wanna know.

I don't know.
I like them for different reasons.

Yeah, okay, but like,
is the other girl coming?

She's not coming, right?
What's her name? Sarah?

- No, she's not coming. Sophia.
- Oh, whatever. I don't care about her.

- Is Addison coming?
- Adds is here!

- Adds is here?
- You haven't talked to her yet?

You gotta talk to her.

I had no idea she was here.

The girl who looks hot as f*ck
sitting right there?

Oh, my God, yeah. She's here.

But you were just having that conversation
and she's right there.

- She can't hear you.
- f*ck.

- Go say hi.
- I didn't know she was right there.

Use your runway. Here's the runway.

- [Addison] Now I'm getting nervous.
- [Reid] Go, white king. [laughs]

- What's up, guys?
- [Girls] Hey.

- [Ilan] What's going on?
- [Addison] Good to see you.

You look fantastic. What's goin' on?

- The curls are nice.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome. How are you?
- Nice to see you.

[Ilan] What's going on?

- Not much.
- How are you, Frankie?

♪ ♪

I'm about to get another drink.

- [Ilan] Should we head outside?
- [Avery] I think you're in trouble.

[Ilan] Yeah, but like,
why am I in trouble?

- I just wanted to come by myself. Yeah.
- Well, you were gonna bring Sophia.

She asked you
if you were seeing other people.

- And I said yes.
- No, you didn't.

- 100 percent.
- Well, she said no.

Where are the bartenders?

- You do look good, though.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

I'm waiting for my compliment. [laughs]

Come on. Curl your hair,
and you think I wouldn't notice?

Hi, guys!

[Partygoer] I missed him.

- What are they doing?
- I don't know.

- Hey!
- How are you?

- Hi, king. What's goin' on?
- Give me some love.

- [Hunter] You look good, bro.
- You think so?

You, too. You do. You're swaggerin'.

- Are you mad at me?
- I feel like I'm kind of annoyed at you.

- Should we sit down somewhere?
- Yeah. Where, though?

- Wanna sit here?
- Oh. Yeah.

We can talk about it.

I feel like I have a lot to talk about.

What the f*ck's with Avery?
Avery's dippin' too?

- Dude. Yeah.
- You and Avery are dippin'?

No. I'm not dipping at all.

- You dipped.
- Well, I know... I know Avery did.

I follow Milo like that, but...

Yeah. She's been, like, all up
in our asses or whatever like that.

- You know, but...
- I feel like I'm hearing my name.

She was mad when you said
they were going to the other side.

- And I feel like it's the truth, though.
- Well, she obviously is.

If she's getting mad, then it's the truth.
We haven't hung out in so long.

But I have your back no matter what,
and I know you have mine, too,

which is amazing to feel.

I just don't feel the same from Avery
as I do from you.

♪ ♪

- Hi! Hi, guys.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Can I sit for a second?

Yeah, go on.

[Avery] Uh...

What's good?

Not much. I was actually... I was
hoping I could talk to you for a second.

- Yeah.
- Mind going inside?

Yeah, of course.

- [Hunter] Good luck.
- [Reid] Just the two of us?

- Ha, just us.
- Come here! Hi.

♪ ♪

Shannon.

These are the best ones. They're good.
They're good, just try one.

[Shannon] I'll take your word for it.

- What's up?
- I feel like, you know, a little bit.

All I'm gonna say is you know Reid and I
were hanging out the other day, right?

Yeah. What did I do
for you to say "f*ck you"?

Well, my biggest thing was
tell me straight up.

Don't text Reid. Tell me.

If you think I'm changing,
I want you to say it to my face.

I think we're close enough friends.

- Well, it's like, I already...
- If I respect you, and you respect me...

I would hope...
Then respect me enough to say it.

We're supposed to be best friends,
and you're just like...

You literally have not hung out with me,
not texted me,

not answered any of my texts,
and just have gone with them

on f*cking, like, dates and picnics
and whatever the f*ck you guys are doing

and, like, not said anything to me.

So, am I not allowed
to have other friends?

That's not the point. It just...

But, like, so I can't hang out with them?

As soon as you meet them,
you just diss me.

Even Reid says it.

He's like, "Avery literally just
turned her back on you in two seconds."

And it's just annoying.

Okay, well, Reid is talking sh*t
between the two of us,

and it's a f*cking problem.
But, like, still...

When you do have these problems,
don't f*cking let it build up

to the point where you're, like,
this f*cking pissed.

With Milo, Shannon, and them, like...

I'm broading, like...
I'm broadering my horizons.

- You know, I'm expanding my friend group.
- I understand that.

I think I have matured.

Like, I've changed as a person,
I think, throughout college,

and coming back here and realizing,
like, f*ck all of this.

And I think, like,
your lack of change has, like...

That might be the differentiating factor.

Like, I've traveled
and learned way more than you could

at, uh, like,
a couple semesters at school,

- and like...
- You went to two places, but yeah.

Yeah, I've met a lot of people there

and I've, like, experienced
a lot of things,

and I've just realized that,
like, some people that I know,

like, aren't my true friends

and they just don't give a f*ck
when it comes down to it.

So, am I one of them?

Well, it just seems like you don't care,
like, about what I'm telling you.

I'm telling you as a friend that

you've been a shitty friend to me
when you've been...

- Because I don't hang out with you.
- Best friends with them.

We should just
figure this out another time,

'cause I feel like
this isn't the setting for it.

We're at a party right now, and...

I just feel like we should
talk about it another time.

Well, can we give a "fake" hug then?

- I guess...
- Big hug until next time.

Whoa!

[Frankie] This grilled cheese is the sh*t.

- [Dude] It's so hot.
- It's so hot, I just bit into it.

- I was like, "Oh, my God."
- [Dude] Holy sh*t, bro.

[Emelye] Jesus f*cking Christ.

- Yeah, so, um...
- Hi, I'm Emelye.

This is my girlfriend.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

Jesus Christ.

- Hi! How are you?
- You look f*cking hot.

Thank you. So do you.

- Hello.
- Wanna go grab a drink

- and talk at the bar?
- Sure.

- I'm paying for it.
- [Shannon laughing]

Hi, um, can I just get a water, please?

[Frankie] And I'm gonna get a Jack again.

Sorry I didn't answer you.
I figured I'd see you at some point.

Oh, yeah. I was like,
"Oh, she's pissed or..."

No, no. I wasn't pissed.

I just thought it would be easier
to talk to you in person.

And, like, honestly, I think it's smart
if you just keep your options open.

Like, I totally get that, 'cause
just a friendship would be good for us.

- Sure.
- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah, I mean...
- Yeah.

I mean, I still think you're,
like, super cool

- and obviously super beautiful.
- Thank you. Thank you.

You've got a good vibe.

- We're still cool, right?
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Like, I like being friends with you.

- All right. Awesome.
- Yes. Okay.

- I'll leave you to this.
- Yes, ma'am.

Oh, my God. $18?

It's Southampton.

You guys suck, bro.

[Juliet] Hey! How are you?

- Have you met my friend, Jill, yet?
- No.

- Jewel?
- Jill.

- Jill.
- J-I-L-L.

- Ilan. Yeah.
- Ilan.

How was your guys' day?
It was good?

Honestly, couldn't be better.

- Really? Good.
- I'm here, so... Yep.

It was interesting. I spoke to, um, Habs.

- You guys... Yeah.
- Oh! I was gonna say, "Where's Habs?"

- [Simone] Yes!
- [Habs] That's tough.

[Habs] Yes. You were bad at first hole.

[Habs] Then you just went to excellent.
That's...

Well, I'll take the compliment.

Oh. All right. You're going to NYU?

- I am going to NYU.
- Congratulations on that.

- That's really impressive.
- Thank you.

Wait, where are you going?
Where are you going?

I'm going to Castleton University.
It's in Vermont.

- Okay.
- Which, I'm a big snowboarder.

- Snow, that's like...
- Okay. Yeah, I was gonna say.

Snow's something I can do active.
You know, I'm an active guy.

Right.

- Wanna grab a seat?
- Yeah.

- I think there's benches over there.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.

It's actually... it's a nice day out.

- It is.
- Like, I'm not complaining.

- But I'm glad you came.
- Yeah.

You mingle with anybody? Any city guys?

- [giggling] No.
- No?

- So, you're single.
- There's been... I am.

So... [clicks tongue]

- That's all I can say.
- Yeah. Yeah.

It's, well...

- Tonight can be called a date, right?
- I guess.

- Yeah, I'm calling it a date.
- Okay.

Yeah, no, this is a date.
Sorry we couldn't do dinner, but...

Yeah. I have a busy schedule.

In this situation...
I'm happy that you came.

- Yeah. I'm glad I could.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Of course.
- And...

I don't know. What... What else?

♪ ♪

[Milo] Okay. Tell me.

Uh, you know, so I just, like,
came back from Emelye.

She was like, "I'm pissed

that you're hanging out
with Shannon, Milo, and Lotti."

Oh, so she doesn't like us.

Why, are we, like, these,
like, evil people

- trying to ruin your friendship?
- Cause you guys suck. You're so terrible.

You're sucking the life out of me.

[Avery] Like, f*ck no.
Because I like you guys and I talk to you?

Hi. I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go say hi.

Can't we just, like, all be friends?
Wouldn't that be such an easier solution?

- Hi, king.
- How are you?

- Nice to see you.
- Thanks for inviting us.

Yeah, of course.

I haven't seen you since
your birthday party.

- 'Course.
- How'd you think of that?

- Did you like it?
- Yeah. I had a really good time.

- It was really nice.
- Yeah. But you even invited me to that.

I was surprised, also.

- You know...
- [Reid] 'Cause yeah, I don't know.

Like, and I went for you, obviously,
'cause I went on a date with you,

- but I thought it was a good time.
- Totally.

Wait. What were you guys
talking about before this?

- You know. Own up to it.
- Tell me.

Fill me in, though.
Do I know what I know,

or do I not know what I know?
Tell me.

- Emelye?
- Did she mention me at all?

She did. She was like,
"I was saying to Reid" or something.

And like, "Reid agrees" or something.
And I was like, "Well,

I think Reid's telling us both
different things."

- Yeah.
- Not that you're saving your a*s,

- but, like, you're gonna say some sh*t.
- But what am I saying

different things about?

I know where you're coming from.
I feel like you are meeting new friends...

So, is anyone in the wrong?
That's what I'm asking.

I don't know, but I can see how it is
from other people's sides.

Like that. Like, I can see
that you're mad at her.

Yeah, I'm hanging out with other friends.

I don't know. I think you're allowed
to make new friends.

[Reid] That's very true.

No, exactly, but also, like,
how'd you guys leave on a bad, like, end?

It wasn't a bad note. It was just like
a 'let's talk about it at another day.'

- It was kind of...
- Can we talk about something now?

- Yeah. What do want to talk about?
- So, it's like, what's good?

I'm scared. Where'd we go?

I feel like you're being a little
two-faced right now, you know what I mean?

- What did she f*cking say?
- That you were being a b*tch.

I wasn't being a bi...

- What were you saying?
- The only thing that I did say,

I said, you know, I think I've grown.

What grown-up says
"f*ck you," like, over text?

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

- Let's see what she says.
- Okay.

You don't think that
she's stirring the pot a little bit?

Her text saying,
"Oh, our conversation with Avery."

- Hey.
- You don't think

- that he's gonna say something?
- What's going on?

- Talking about you guys.
- Oh. What's going on?

His concern is that I said "f*ck you"
after you sent the text.

I think "f*ck you" is
a very appropriate response,

- 'cause I'm not gonna act like...
- Well, if you think that's

- everything's fun and rainbows. Like, no.
- An appropriate response,

then that's your problem.

I don't know who responds
like that at your age.

- [Reid] Yeah.
- [Emelye] Like, who says that?

But you're also
not gonna say anything to him

- for sending it?
- Well, I'm good at...

- Well, no? No?
- If he's gonna say that you said it,

I don't give a f*ck, like...

You don't think that's any bit...

I don't wanna talk about it
anymore at this party.

I'm trying to have a good time
and not talk to someone who's childish,

so I'm kind of over the conversation,
you know what I mean?

If you were mature,
you would say it to my face,

- not over text.
- I just said it right in front of you.

- But you didn't say it at first.
- You're being childish.

- I don't need to talk to you.
- I called you out in a very mature way.

- You said, "f*ck you."
- I pulled you aside...

- in a very mature way.
- And then you were being

a childish b*tch in there,
so I don't need to talk to you.

- Like, I don't.
- Well, good. Then don't.

- Bye.
- Walk away. Good bye, good bye.

You should talk about it.
Figure it out.

- So, whose side are you on?
- What?

- Whose side are you on?
- Whose side am I on?

That's a terrible question to ask a man.

She's being a f*cking b*tch about it.

Like, then, we don't have to resolve it.

- That's totally f*cking fine.
- [Hunter] That's what I'm saying.

I hate to be that b*tch, but, like,

if you hadn't shown me that text,
I wouldn't have known

and if you hadn't told her,
like, all those things...

- Yeah. Alright, here's my deal, though.
- She wouldn't be as livid.

I think she could've went about it
a lot better than she did.

I think you guys could've been better
after talking inside like that.

Yeah, but then are you gonna, like,
go to her and be like,

"Oh, I thought she could do it better?"

I don't think I'm gonna do that.
I don't think so.

Get your f*cking story straight.

I'm not gonna be made out
to be the sh*t friend...

- Yeah.
- When I'm not being the sh*t friend.

You're f*cking causing a rift.

[hiccups] I have the hiccups.

[Milo] I don't know if you guys saw,
but there was, like,

a whole situation over there.

- [Shannon] What situation?
- [Lottie] What situation?

That, like, Emelye's upset
'cause she feels like...

- [Lottie] Left out?
- [Milo] ...like, left out,

- and I was, like...
- Oh. Oh, my God. No.

I was like, "No, like,
it's not what you think."

[Lottie] That's not the case at all.

Right, and that's what I was telling them.

- Like, it's easy to feel excluded...
- Yeah.

- When your friend is making new friends.
- Yeah. Exactly.

♪ ♪

Hi. I could use a familiar face.

- Hi. What's up?
- Hi. How are you?

I know. I feel like I haven't even
seen you, like, this whole time.

I know.

- Having some sus conversations?
- Yeah.

Emelye's, like, not seeing my side at all.

She's like, "You don't care
about our friendship anymore."

I think it's, like, literally just
her being f*cking jealous

that I have other f*cking friends
and she's stuck with Hunter.

Sorry.

And I try my best not to ever get mad.

I'm just, like, upset
at this entire f*cking thing.

But how was your day? [laughing]

- [exhales] Take a deep breath.
- I need... I need...

I literally need Yoga Frankie right now.

- I got your back.
- Yeah.

- Gotta take it easy.
- Yeah.

That's why I try and live
a pretty drama-free, simple life.

Like, it's just literally surf and party
and that's about it.

Teach me how to. I want to so bad.

- You want to learn how to surf?
- I do.

- I do a lot. [laughing]
- Yeah, I'll teach you.

We should set up, like, a little,
like, surf lesson for you then.

Okay. Text me, and I'll be there.

I don't even have your number.

Okay. Give me your phone.

- Alright, there you go.
- Alright, cool.

- I'll text you.
- What if I put in a fake number?

- I don't think you did.
- I don't think I did, either.

- Did you?
- [laughs] No.

♪ ♪

[Ilan] What's up, Lottie?

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

[Ilan] I didn't see you before this.

So do you think you're
going to bring anything up?

Melissa, I have no clue.

I think you should say something.

- [Ilan] You look fantastic.
- [Shannon] Thank you!

Are you guys a thing?

No, no, no. She has a boyfriend.
Tot. We got tot, we got tot.

My boyfriend's way hotter, so...

- [Girl] Ooh, okay!
- Than me?

- [Boy] Oh, yikes.
- [laughter]

Sorry. Yes.

sh*t.

- [Ilan] I'm day-drunk.
- [Lottie] I'm going inside, too.

- Hey, what's going on? Nice to see you.
- Hey!

- I'm getting a shot.
- You need a shot?

Okay. That sounds like fun.

[Juliet] Reid, love him.

Reid keeps getting me in trouble
for no reason. I don't understand.

- Wait. Actually?
- Yeah. It's bad.

He gets me f*cked
every single second of the day.

- No, really, like, are you serious?
- No, yeah, I'm serious.

He's always stirring the pot.

[Lottie] Cheers.

[Juliet] So, like, what was Reid saying?

Oh, my God.

- [Ilan] Bullshit. About me.
- [Juliet] About you?

- [Ilan] About the...
- [Addison] Hi!

- Hey! What's up? How are you?
- So good. How are you?

- I'm great.
- Great.

Umm, I was actually wondering
if I could talk to you for a sec.

- Yeah, of course.
- I'm gonna head outside

- and talk to my friends.
- All right.

- Nice seeing you.
- Bye.

- What's good?
- Umm, so...

- I heard you talking about me.
- Mm-hmm.

I don't know if you knew I was here...

- Didn't.
- But I was here.

I feel like I was very honest with you.

You said you wanted honesty,
I gave you honesty.

- Yeah.
- And you didn't give me the same.

- But why, like...
- Like, I told you

that I was seeing other people.

- Yeah.
- So, I was honest with you.

- I thought I was honest with you, too.
- No, you weren't honest.

Why not? I told you
that I was seeing other people.

- No, you didn't.
- 100 percent, I did.

I told you, like,
I'm not looking for a relationship.

You said you weren't
looking for a relationship,

but you didn't say
you were seeing other people.

I went on a blind date
with this girl at 1 pm.

- I don't give a sh*t what you do.
- No, but I'm saying...

Shh. No, listen.
I'm talking, I'm talking.

- What's going on?
- I feel bad.

- About what?
- That's weird over there.

- What's going on behind you?
- No, it's all good. Keep it going.

Like, how is that seeing...
I was set up on a blind date.

I don't know.
This is all coming through the grapevine,

- and everyone is...
- What's "seeing other people?"

I don't know. Everyone is saying
that you're talking to this girl.

- I'm not talking to her in any way.
- I don't give a sh*t

- if you're talking to this girl.
- I know.

I just give a sh*t
if you're being honest with me.

- [Reid] What's going on?
- She's upset. Addison.

- [Juliet] Did she say something?
- You'll know what I mean.

I can't hear from over here.
Why don't you tell me?

I don't feel like it's right
for me to take responsibility

for something that someone else told you
without my consent

or also something that's, like,
out of hatred.

- Really. Nothing. Didn't kiss...
- Didn't you invite her tonight?

Yeah, but, like,
I was just inviting everybody.

Like, how can I be blamed for that?

I feel like I was totally honest.

I really do. I really feel like
I was fully honest with you.

I don't feel like you were honest to me.

I don't feel like you were honest
with everybody else today.

So, you can go flirt
with whoever you want.

I don't really give a sh*t.

Like, I do give a sh*t.
You know what I mean?

- Like, I do.
- Well, if you do,

that's on you.
That's not on me.

I feel like we're just
repeating ourselves.

- We're on this carousel.
- We are, we are.

And we could just,
like, hop off and move on.

Yeah. Okay.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Can I get a Woodford Reserve?
- [Reid] I love Ilan to pieces,

but he has been giving a lot
of mixed messages to a lot of girls.

I feel like girls will kind of
get hung up on a guy...

- Yeah.
- That, to me, it's obvious

that they're, like, kind of playing them.

- Yes.
- But to them, if they're charming,

if they're cute, if they're
saying the right things, like...

[Reid] That's him, literally to a T.

- Hi.
- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.
- Yo, what's going on, what happened?

How was that conversation?

Tough? No?

Why are you pointing at me?
What happened?

- You know why I'm pointing at you.
- I really don't, to be honest with you.

- What did I do?
- So, here's the thing...

I feel like you created
this thing in her head.

What did I say?

Like, this whole jealousy thing
doesn't need to be there.

I mean, I told her that you went on a date
with another girl at Dockers, yes.

I know. It's like, come on, like...

I would just prefer, like,
you come to me first.

- That's two times now.
- But can I ask...

- It's two times now.
- Yeah, I know. It is two times.

No, I literally... I told you two things,

and those two things, like,
were completely misconfigured

and, like, made me look horrible.

- Yeah.
- It's like, I'm a good person,

and I don't deserve these situations.

But also, if I was not lying
and it was the truth like that

and she talked to you,
it wouldn't be an issue.

- Right?
- The problem is it's not the truth.

- Like, the way...
- Well, that's what she told me.

[indistinct arguing]

Hey, sweet summer child.
What's the problem, Ilan, huh?

- What's goin' on?
- This guy, he's just...

What do you mean, "this guy?"

- Yeah.
- I'm on his side no matter what,

so if you got a f*cking problem with him,
you got a problem with me.

That's the only f*cking thing I'm saying.

All right, thank you.
'Cause you're a hard-o, you're a hard-o.

You don't know how I am.
You're coming from the f*cking city.

- You don't know sh*t.
- No?

- No, you f*cking don't.
- Y'all get into it and stuff, but like...

not right now.
No, no. No, no, no.

- Don't f*cking know sh*t about me.
- No! No, no, no, no.

- I know more than I have to know.
- No! Not right now.

Talk sh*t like you know something.

Yo, Hunter, I appreciate
the compliment, but not right now.

- This isn't happening right now.
- Go eat a f*cking 'nother sandwich.

- How 'bout that?
- A what sandwich?

Beat your a*s, bro.
You gonna talk sh*t to...

Beat my a*s, bro.
f*cking touch me.

- Yeah. No, no, no, no.
- I f*cking dare you.

[mocking Ilan] "Oh, I'm gonna
get my dad to sue you."

No, I'll f*cking knock you out by myself.

- You're gonna knock me out?
- f*cking touch me.

f*cking touch me.
Touch me, I swear.

[indistinct shouting]

- [Juliet] Guys, guys!
- Watch yourself.

[Reid] Oh, God.

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