Lone Paddler, The (2025)

[bunniefuu]

[Eerie sounds]

[Humming]

[Screams]

[Music Playing]

The Lone Paddler

Should we get a GPS?

We're not spending

300 dollars for three days.

Disconnect to connect man.

It's a good thing I brought you along.

I'm pretty sure I brought you.

Hey, woah!

I've been to far too many of yourbrodeos

to allow you to plan this weekend.

The last time you bring me anywhere,

I ended up playing 7 minutes in

heaven with a guy named Moe.

And that was challenge by choice

I brought the women, I

brought the booze, I brought you.

End of story.

I should be on the cover of...

"g*ns Magazine".

[Chuckles]

Yeah, You're definitely pin-up material.

Do you need a license to buy one of these?

Awh, Cin.

What? A g*n wasn't on our shopping list?

No, Silly.

We're girls.

We're incharge of the food and dish soap.

Lets be careful not to break any nails.

You're right. Plus John would never...

Alright.

I'm not coming on this camping trip

if you're going to be gushing

about him the entire time.

What do you even care?

I'mtrying to set you up with Kevin.

[Laughs] Oh god.

What is all this stuff anyway?

Only the absolute essentials.

Mmmh.

And you want me to pretend

you're not the weirdest guy I know?

Nobody goes camping

without a good utility knife.

Cords have a lot of good uses:

1 - we'll use it to tie

the tarp when it rains.

2 - we'll need it for the bear hang and

3 - well ropes can be

used for almost anything

so I got two.

Flint and steel wool are just backup

in case our matches get rained on.

And that dry sack is for our map.

If anything is sacred

out there, it's the map.

Once you get to the wild

everythinglooks like trees and water.

Kevin, you're quite the survivalist.

Driftwood Park is not a place

you want to get caught

with your pants down.

Really? Three nights in a tent withCindy,

that's pretty much my entire goal.

Remind me again..

Why am I doing this?

Because three's awkward and because

John and I are trying

to work out some stuff.

And you thought bringing

along John's ex was a good idea?

Of course.

You're the weirdest girlfriend ever.

Fine. It wasn't totally my idea.

Is John trying to pawn his

friend off on me this weekend?

No! We're all friends

and it's not like that at all.

Kevin's a really nice guy.

My grandfather is a really nice guy.

[Chuckles]

Uhhm... Let's pick up some water tablets.

Screw the water

tablets lets get our filters.

What are his three best qualities?

Bachelor style?

Yes please.

Okay

He's honest,

Water filter?

Yeah They're great untilthey break.

And they always break.

Then we drink from the

lake like two of Indians

He's loyal,

That's totally r*cist.

You're totally r*cist.

He's always there for you to talk to

When you're pissing out of yourass

don't come complaining to me.

And he is always there

for you when you need him.

I brought bleach anyways.

That sh*t will k*ll you.

Also, they're here.

[Cross talk]

Trial by fire baby.

What took you guys so long?

No hello? No, great to see you?

You're late.

I'm sorry.

I really am.

Butwe were shopping for this weekend

getaway with my girlfriend

and I wanted to pick her something

to lether know how much I love her.

So you never get lost.

Wow thanks.

Jenny, this is Kevin

Uhh..

I already told him all

your dirty little secrets.

Jen. And you don't know

half of my dirty little secrets.

It's nice to meet you Kevin.

We met a few times in school.

What?

It's nice to meet you.

So, did you get everything on the list?

This ain't my first Rodeo, sweet cheeks.

Did you guys get the...

I think we can handle

a grocery list, thank you.

Put the claws away.

I'm just making small talk.

What's with them?

Relationship issues.

Didn't youknow?

That's why we're on this trip.

[Music Playing]

I'd been a couple times as a kid

but it's not something

that really stuck with us.

So she didn't twist your arm?

I wouldn't say twisted.

So you're glad you came?

Of course!

I'm surprised you said yes.

I don't really peg you

for the camping type.

Uuh... I'm tough.

I'm sure.

Hey! I can be rugged.

Rugged like... you'd wrestle a bear?

Any day.

That's good to know.

I was starting to think I'd

have to tackle it on my own.

Not quite sure about those two however.

Yeah.

Cindy originally wanted

to do the whole RV thing.

But I tried to explain to her thechallenge

of having to portage it

but I don't think she got it.

How do you not get it?

So uh..

When did you become survivor man?

Umm...

My grandfather used

to take me camping a lot.

He was a really intense guy.

In forth grade he convinced me

to skin a fish for show and tell.

[Laughs]

I bet that went over really well.

Yeah... yeah...

[Car Breaking]

Sorry!

What the hell?

Seriously?

So... you'll skin a fish

butyou won't k*ll a turtle?

Catching a fish is fairgame.

A turtle crossing the

road is out of its element

and it does not stand a chance.

A turtle.

You almost killedus for a f*cking turtle.

It was a nice thought.

Are we close?

We're almost there.

I did you twoa favor

you had to get up anyways.

I'm not ready for those

treasure bowl things.

We'll be able to use a realwashroom

before we leave right?

Brace yourself sweets.

"DRIFTWOOD"

Welcome to Driftwood Park.

Areyou booking on land or by water?

Hi, we are booking by Canoe.

We want to rent a campground

We want the most

unforgiving terrain you've got.

Last minute booking.

It's great to get afew more paddlers

this early in the season.

Well we all just graduated

and thought why not throw

ourselves further into debt?

[chuckles]

What do you got?

Two couples out for one last hurrah.

Wanting to free themselves

of capitalism, social structure.

Probably over packed.

Probably start complaining

in the first five minutes.

Wow, look at this guy.

Very impressive.

Can you guess my age and weight too?

[Laughs]

I would probably send youguys to

this campsite here.

It'll take a few portages

and the paddle is sizable.

Okay, seriously, we

want something intensive.

I assure you this is pretty

Do I look like a p*ssy to you?

I'm sorry...

How many trips have you been on?

I went on like 10 in the last...

Did you sleep outside or in tents?

Okay, I ast time I...

Dirt or thermarest?

I slept in a

Stove or fire?

Are you going to shut up

and letme answer one of your questions?

Bear hang or float?

I'mma punch that

f*cking mole off your face.

Do you have any other sites?

What about this one?

It's bold.

It's over your head.

Really?

It's pretty treacherous.

Yeah right.

You'd be looking at an intense 3day trip.

Or a reasonable 5 day.

The rangers don't patrol past LadyEmelyn.

And to be perfectly frank..

I don't think you guys are experienced for

Last year

I did Ever Valley from peak to peak.

We covered 340 kilometers in just 16 days.

350 foot verticals

and webrought the canoe the whole way.

You did Ever Valley?

Shoeless.

Shoeless.

So you must be pretty tough.

As nails.

Follow this way north

untilyou find the landing zone.

There, you'll find a building

and a shuttle back to your car.

If you've got time on your way back

I'd like to pick your brain a bit.

I've been wanting to hit Evervalley

for the last two years!

16 days?

Toni never lets me get

more than a week off!

I told you she always liked me better.

Now I know you're bullshit.

Alright we'll take the food...

We got the equipment.

Wonderful!

[Cross Talk]

I've got my life saving vest.

Alright I think we got everything we need.

Let me just grab the equipment.

Jen, wanna grab the bag?

Here, I'll take this one.

Great.

[Laughter]

[Chatter]

What a day.

Oh my God.

How are you guys feeling?

Tired...

Tired.

[Chuckles]

Hey, ahh.

Someone want to start a fire?

Hah, okay

I'll get the fire started

ifCindy will help me with the food.

I'll help you with eating the food.

Alright perfect.

Kevin and I will set upthe tents

and you babes can make us dinner.

Alright I'll get the bag.

Kev where are the matches?

They're somewhere!

Does this not feel primitive?

Like this is how it was supposed to be?

Maybe if it didn't come in apackage

With like a thousand preservatives.

Hey, I would cook meat off the bone.

Would k*ll a pig though?

Can we not talk about k*lling

animals and just eat dinner?

We're eating an animal... it's the same.

I'm okay with eating it,

I justdon't want to talk about it.

Let's talk about... John.

Kevin, what was he like

when he was younger?

Oh.. Uhm..

Kevin and I actually didn't

start being friends till high school.

What? When did you first meet?

Grade 5

Grade 9

No, we were in class together grade five.

Really?

What was he like?

I was a legend.

He was an as*h*le.

A legendary as*h*le, I'm sure.

Yeah.

He was complete a*s.

He totally bullied everyone.

Why I'm not surprised.

Look, just because I

knew how to pull the strings

doesn't make me a bully.

Sometimes people need

discipline in their lives.

Yeah, like that kid you

tossed in the dumpster

because he was wearing

the same shirt as you.

Wow

John: Grade five fashion police.

Not much has changed.

Sweets, he's exaggerating.

Gestapo.

[Laughs] That's terrible.

I think you made that up.

And even if you didn't,

I'm sure there was a good reason for it.

Alright I am going to need tosee

some permits here please.

Permits...

For uhh..

Site 27A.

I'm sorry,

we didn't make it to

the site that we booked

Well you see that's a problem

because that here is tresspassing.

And it is totally not allowed

you've got to book the right site

for the right day at the right time.

Give us a break man.

We have a site booked,

it's just not this one.

I am going to need to

see some identification.

Passport or your driver's licence.

Something with your photo I.D

and your name and address please.

Okay.

That's right, bring that over here.

Thank you.

Yeah that's right, that's right...

Look here.

One day and you are already in trouble huh?

You should really stick to your permits.

Uhm what I am going to need you to dohere

is put your hands on your head.

What?

You heard me. Hands, on your head.

Just behind your head like that.

What the f*ck man?

We haven'tdone anything wrong.

Watch your mouth, okay.

Languageplease let's keep it clean.

Just put your hands on your head

and stand right up now.

Nice and slowly alright.

Dont make me use these.

Alright now stand up.

Come onnow nice and slowly please.

Stand right up. That's

right... that's right.

Now turn around give me a little 360here.

Just... turn around.

Oh my god, you're not

even a police officer.

Do not make me tie you to thetree.

Little dance...

That's right.

No.

What the f*ck?

Keep them above your head now.

You think you can just

go anywhere you want,

park yourselves and not pay the toll?

We paid for a site!

Todd!

Put those cuffs away.

Save them for the tent tonight.

Ohh!

Don't mind my guy, he's

been very "method" lately.

Come on Pam.

We're just having a little fun.

Yeah, well..

Pretending to arrest me wearing...

That?

We wanted borrow some of your fire.

Well hey if we're on your site,

Iguess it's your fire anyways.

Yeah grab a log!

So you guys are making porn?

No.

But you're naked.

Oh yeah.

And filming it.

Correct!

And you're doing it.

I'm pretty sure that's-

It's not porn, it's a blog.

Pam, I'm not sure you know what porn is.

It's not all we're doing.

We are also investigating.

People have gone missing in the park.

Missing?

People go missing all over the country.

Some idiot tries to live off

the grid for a couple months

drowns in the lake and peoplecry m*rder.

It's nothing.

We're here for two months.

We are going to christen

every site along the way.

The rest of it is just rumors.

Look...

You guys any of these

on yoursites..

Well you'll know we've been there.

This is our trail of bread crumbs.

See, when our blog goes viral

Everybody is gonna becoming to this park

to mark their territory.

There'll be rainbows all over the place.

We are going to put Driftwood on the map!

Call of the loon or the moan of a loonie!

I'm not sure I'd like to trip that route.

To each their own honey bee.

So where have you guys been so far?

We've been a little bit of everywhere.

We're heading out North tofinish.

Then going east.

Where are you guys headed?

Well...

We started here

And we are on our way to this site

and this location.

Wow, you guys are really going hard.

Us too.

Paddle hard, play harder.

That's right.

sh*t!

Our friend Kevin has been on a few trips.

We're uhh..

We're following his

lead on this one actually.

Well look, you guys got some

bushwhacking ahead of you.

I can tell from experience, the uhh..

Portage a few days up..

It's totally washed out.

And we're in for some heavy rain.

Guys we might want re-think howfar

we're going to take this trip.

Really? Mr. "We want somethingintensive"

is having second thoughts?

Yeah that's fine.

We'll just leaveJohn behind with the canoe

because he's afraid of a bit of hiking.

Hike, canoe, I will out-trip you all.

That is convincing.

Thank you.

Guys... You're all

fully capable of this trip.

We're not stopping now.

We'll be sure to look for

your flag at the finish line.

Speaking of which..

Pam and I..

We'vegot some business to take care of.

Good night

So look, you need us, don't come knocking.

Come on

[Laughs]

Guys it's getting late

and I'm getting tired.

I'll do the bear hang before I go to bed.

We have a really heavy paddle day tomorrow.

Don't worry about the bear hangKevin.

I'll take care of it.

Have you ever done one?

Have I ever tied my shoes?

Oh sh*t

John.

Anyway, I'd better go and make sure

he doesn't set up his

sleeping bag too close to mine.

Hey don't worry, if you hear any chains

just assume it's the kinky sex-addicts!

So uuhm should we start our own blog?

Pig.

That wasn't a no.

[Singing]

Hmm, where are my pajamas?

Oh there they are.

You know the edge is the

worst place to sleep right?

Why's that?

Because when it rains,

it becomes the wettest spot in the tent.

Is it supposed to rain tonight?

No.

Right.

I guess I'm not too worried.

So... you are having

fun on the trip so far?

Of course.

I love a good change in scenery.

You can chalk me up as one ofthose girls

with her head in the clouds

dreaming of being a singer.

I like your voice.

You've never heard me sing.

Your talking voice.

My talking voice?

Yeah..

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Night!

So wierd

I like your voice?

Oh my God.

I'm a f*cking Idiot.

Well I guess alone time is

always better with some company.

Soo... Watchya doing?

Just thought I'd come and watch the stars.

And be a little bit nostalgic?

Listen Cindy-I

It's okay Kevin. I am

always here to listen.

My grandfather gave me that.

He was the one that brought me out camping.

He always wanted to teach

me how to survive the worst.

I think he'd be proud of you now.

If he's not proud of me here,

I don't think he would ever be.

He always says that this parks

bring out everyones true colors.

It's like Jen said, there's

something primal about it all.

If you don't like who you are with in

Driftwood, chances are, you never truly will.

I thought this was about

the thrill of the chase.

I told you I am not...

But it is not safe here anymore...

Their fire and chatter

are the perfect distraction.

It was fun while it lasted, okay?

We've got to follow that map out of here.

And leave these kids here alone to survive?

Who knows what map they were even given.

It's cold aint it?

Come here!

Wooah!

Kev, I don't know what you're cooking

but I could eat the a*s

out of a rhino right now.

Well get over here! We're leaving in 20.

Jesus!

I like the look of those eggs.

Cindy, where'd you put my pants?

They're in the tent and

you can get them yourself.

Calm down sweets.

So who's ready for a

fun half day of paddling?

Looks like Todd and Pam are.

They must have left already.

By the looks of the map

we have about five hours of paddling ahead.

We can kick back when we get there.

Guys are you ready for some eggs?

Yeah..sh*t dude.

It's either that or rhino a*s so uh..

Looks like Jen got the hang

of this paddling thing, jeeze.

Look how far ahead they are.

You're holding me back honey.

Sweetie?

Are you mad because I

insulted your tripping skills?

I'm just thinking

Kevin!

What? What's the matter?

Nobody else saw him.

Maybe her mind was

just playing tricks on her.

The fog's clearing we could

see the other side of the lake.

Nothing.

That will make Jen feel better.

I'venever seen her like that before.

That's what worried me.

Hey Guys...

You're gonnawant to come check this out!

Ladies and Gentlemen..

I think it'stime we took our first detour.

Look we're here for a good

time... but not a long time.

Let's grab Jen, pack a lunch.

And 1K into the forest..

If this waterfall is

sh*t it's on you, John!

If there was anyone, they're gone now.

You up for a detour?

Could be a great photo op.

Alright.

Let's go

Hurry up guys!

[cross talk]

Is this really worth our time, guys?

Well, somebody must have thought so.

Looks like we've got our

own case of Lady Godiva here.

Why are we talking about Lady Gaga?

Lady Godiva. It's Greek mythology.

Oh may be you want to

come back to here and now

where not everybody knows

about Greek mythology?

She rode naked through

the streets of Coventry

to gain remission of taxes her

husband owed on the people.

That is kind of hot.

People took notice and that's

where we got peeping Tom came from.

Well I think a woman should be able to ride naked

on her hors without men drooling all over her.

Well women flaunt, men taunt.

That's just the way we're programmed.

Classy.

Maybe.

But I think I just found away

to take our trip from a 7 to a 10.

Come on...

Hurry up!

[laughter]

I am slowly feeling out where I can step.

[shouting and laughing]

[laughing]

This is perfect.

What can I say, I know a

good thing when I see it.

Where'd you get that necklace?

Just some guy.

Oh yeah one of your many suitors?

Sure.

Since when do you swim with a T-shirt on?

Since my bathing suit

was at the bottom of the bag

and somebody stole my only bra.

It sure as sh*t wasn't me...

Kevin.

Why do you let it bother you so much?

I'm not bothered.

Come on. It's easy to tell.

I know he's not interested in her,

and I'm really not the jealous type.

I just..

There's something about

them that pisses me off.

Jealousy will ruin you.

I know, but I just wish my

instinct wasn't telling me..

Telling you what?

I can't put my finger on it. I

just thought isolation would help.

Well I hope this isolation isn't giving

you too much time to think about it.

[laughing]

Why are we stopped?

That's not your stuff Jen, is it?

No.

That's my stuff. What the...

I think it's safe to assume

none of you brought it here.

But who the f*ck took my stuff from

the canoe and brought it to this path?

Let's just keep moving.

It was a dark and stormy night and

they were all sitting around the camp fire.

Oh God

And Jen turned to John

and said, John tell us a story.

And this is the story he told.

It was a dark and stormy night

[chuckles]

And they were all sitting around acampfire

and Jen turned to John and said

Stop!

You're a broken record, oh my god.

[chatter]

Canoes are tied and I've got

noisemakers around the perimeter.

John, you took care of the food right?

I only leave barrels

hanging, not you Kevin.

So this is only for tonight right?

Oh, please.

Don't worry John, I take no

pleasure in sleeping next to you.

[Chatter]

I..I don't know. What are we gonna play?

Uhm we are going to

play a game called bullshit.

Yeah.

I've never played bullshit

Bullshit!

[laughter]

Animals?

Just John.

Oh my God! I tied a perfect reef knot.

Okay If you tied a perfect knot,

it would still be hanging in the air.

Now we might not have enough

food for the next few days.

Listen, I tied the knot.

I checked it.

And we bought more food

than we needed anyway.

That's not the point.

We don't have as much

food as we started with.

What the f*ck do you want me to say?

You want me to restate the obvious?

What do you want to do about it now?

So now you want my help.

Okay you know what fine then.

Since you're so good at it,

you do the rest of the knot

tie-ing. Cindy, we are out of here.

Don't worry I'll clean it up.

Yeah, you're are the expert!

[Exhales deeply] f*ck you.

Hey Kev

Yeah?

Is this the right way?

Umm, I know the portage is upahead.

By the looks of the map

Umm it's really hard to tell so

I say we just choose this one?

Okay

I think we're going to

have to walk this one.

Steady.

You think you can give me a hand?

Uhh ew.

You know some people pay hundreds of

dollars to have this stuff on their face.

Haven't you heard of a facial?

Oh yeah, familiar with facials?

Absolutely It takes a lot

of work to look this good.

Please don't do that again.

Do what?

Assume that because I'm the girl I'm

not going to walk through the swamp.

But you just said..

Gross or not.

Not.

What the f*ck!

What?

There's a man in the reeds behind you.

Don't look behind you.

Through the reeds, he's right there.

Did you lock eyes?

I don't know. Just...

Hand me your water bottle.

He's gone now. Let's get out of here.

Hey Jen you even get signal out here?

No.

Just taking photos.

What took you guys so long?

Jen was right.

There was a man in the

swamp. He was watching us.

Weird.

Tell me what happened.

We just... stopped paddling for a second

and I saw him watching us through the reeds

She saw him.

Okay Let's not worry about it.

It's only a hundred foot Portage.

Okay do you want to

grab everything out here?

No, let's just lunchbox this one.

Okay.

Here, I'll help you Jen

Well, well, well.

Look at this.

Looks like we've got ourselves

a pack of secret stalkers.

Couldn't get through the day without us?

Now you guys aren't trying to

beat us to the landing are you?

Our site is on the other side of the lake.

You guys have a bit of a paddle left?

Sure yeah... about another day.

We reckon we'll be at the

landing by this time tomorrow.

Sweetie, you're as tight

as a wh*re on a holiday.

Loosen up!

Cindy thought she saw someone following us.

Uhhm...

But I guess it was probably just you guys.

How did you beat us here? Is

there another route or something?

Other route?

Sure, sure down there

to Fowler's peak. Yeah.

Do you want to take a water break?

Those ain't the same

kids we saw the other day.

The wind Gods have been unkind to us.

We've been paddling

against them all morning.

Wind Gods...

Do you believe in God?

I don't know.

Yeah you do.

Whether it's good or

bad, I'm not sure but..

You do.

When a wolf eats a deer in the wild...

They call that survival.

But when I eat you; It's savage.

Have you ever...

You know...

Stood on the of sanity?

That fine line between order and chaos.

Lots people think they have but

they haven't, they

mistake that feeling for

depression, sadness

mental illness.

But they're not even close...

You think I am crazy?

You give me your arm.

Now you tell me when my knife

meets the inner part of your elbow.

Look up in the sky.

Go on.

Now.

How about now?

Now.

Your mind deceives you.

It always has.

Realizing that..

Makes you able to walk that fine line.

I don't think I can.

And my Pam... there is not a chance.

Seems like you're already there.

When a wolf is cast out of

his pack, he grows stronger.

He become ruthless.

You take my word on this...

Sometimes it's not the

pack you need to fear.

How do you get away..

When you know there's no escape?

Those guys are f*cked.

Guys is it just me?

Or have we gone three days

without getting totally shitfaced?

There's a lot more to them than that.

Dude..you're ruining my "G"

That's idiot speak for energy.

Aaww!

[chuckles]

Beer?

Yeah

Beer?

Definitely.

Yeah go for it.

Thank you.

My lady

[chuckles]

Lemme propose a toast.

To Pam and Todd even

though they were fairly odd...

They gave us a surprise

when they met us on that rise.

For we did not notice at first glance..

That Todd was wearing crotchless pants.

Amen

[Chuckles]

And to uhm totally cheesy speeches!

To "G".

To "G".

Mmmh...

Okay tequila is coming out.

When I get back, you all better

be holding something different.

[Inaudible panicked speech]

Heads up!

What... Ohh... ahhh

Go!

Ahh!

Okay today was a really good day

we made it pretty far...

Cindy..super impressed

with your paddling skills!

Ahh okay... uhm I had

a lot fun at the waterfall.

And I am happy we saw our

hippie friends again... Kevin...

Okay today was a crazy day...

Uhm we made it really

deep into the woods...

And that Todd guy is totally nuts! Jen...

Oh My God! My hand is on fire

this is a stupid game...

Oww!

I hurt my hand.

Drink!

[Laughing]

Why is it always me?

You brought the tequila!

[Laughing]

You say that like you're upset.

Right.

The problem is that they've

just been up here too long.

If anyone stays up here that long

they're liable to go nuts.

That guy's totally nuts.

I dunno.

He

genuinely seemed like freaked out.

He genuinely seemed like a freak.

[Laughs]

A couple of shots of tequila

really go right through me.

Yeah, have fun with that treasure box.

Use some leaves!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

I knew this was a shitty idea.

Sweets.

What the f*ck is this?

Why do you have my phone?

Why do you have a picture of my boyfriend?

Uhh, why are you looking through my sh*t?

I wasn't looking through your sh*t.

You left it propped it in

the woods for me to find.

Okay Cindy ...calm down.

I didn't leave it in the

woods I left it in the tent.

What are you so upset about?

Explain this.

Cindy, that photo's doesn't mean anything

Doesn't mean anything you're kissing her.

Cindy It's an old photo

and it's out of context...

Context?

f*ck you! Is that why you

wanted to bring her along?

So if sh*t didn't work out with

you and I you had a back up?

Okay I didn't put the phone in the woods,

I swear I didn't set that up.

There's nothing going

on between me and John

Cin.. I would never do that to you

I knew this was a bad idea.

I'm so done.

No Cin...

Cin...

Jen, why the f*ck would you do that?

I didn't!

Okay why do you even

still have that picture?

Cindy... wait up!

I don't use the camera on my phone much.

You should probably set a pass code.

Shut up!

Well, she had a lot to drink.

Butit's going to be fine in the morning.

How did my phone end up in the woods?

It doesn't even make any sense.

Okay so I thought about it, and it's

going to be totally fine in the morning.

I just don't understand what happened.

Well you took a picture kissing him.

No..how did she find it?

You left it on your phone.

You're not helping.

Are you serious?

Yeah I am seriously serious...

Kevin, get off me, get off me!

Things are seriously f*cked upright now.

I just need some space.

[phone vibrating]

What the f*ck?

[Screams]

[Chocking]

She's still a bit hungover.

Join the club.

Hey when Jen gets up let's

just make sure everybody's cool.

When she gets up? Isn't she awake?

Wasn't she with you last night?

Yeah she was until she left,

She said she needed space.

f*ck, I made a move on her last night.

Jen!?

Are you serious? You

don't know where she is?

What happened last night?

Maybe she's just at the treasure chest.

Wait..

Canoe..You tied the boats right?

Of course I tied the canoes.

Maybe she just went to get water?

May be she's just passed

out, and got drunk in the boat.

Lets go get her.

She left the tent because of me.

Don't worry about it.

Let'sjust get out there and make sure

she's okay then we get

the hell out of here, okay?

Jen!

Jen!

Kevin!

Jen...

Jen...

[Screams]

[Yells]

[Indistinguishable Yelling]

What the f*ck!!

Where are the f*cking paddles?

Where are the f*cking paddles?

Cindy

He was watching.

Who?

We are been followed

Followed? By who?

Let's find a park ranger.

There are no f*cking parkrangers.

We passed them at Lady Emelyn.

Then what the f*ck should we do? Go back?

We can't go back.

Going back is worse than moving forward.

If we just paddle fast enough,

we'll make it by nightfall.

So that's your plan? We

keep f*cking camping?

Why the f*ck would I plan for this?

He could be on this site

watching us right now.

Let's just take what we need and leave.

Let's just f*cking go.

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

That's the canoe that Jen saw.

That's his canoe.

Stupid piece of sh*t. f*ck you

You f*cking!

John, stop.

John, stop.

Are you f*cking crazy?

He'll f*cking hear us.

Let's go.

You wanna f*cking die out here?

It's his only g*dd*mn transportation.

Uhm you are right Kevin

Right as usual.

I'll take it. I'm bigger

Fine just take it.

Here take this.

He has the hatchet

and I'll take the paddle.

But let's stay close, try to get

through this as fast as possible.

This portage is a big one

and if we move fast enough

we'll get through it in half an hour.

Guys hold up.

It's not like I'm carrying a f*cking canoe.

[Dramatic Music]

[Muffled Scream]

[Metallic Smash]

Where's John?

John!!

Shh...

John?

John!

Wait. It could be a trap.

This whole trip is

beginning to feel like a trap.

That's my best friend bleeding out there.

Yeah, your best friend, that's the point.

He's been watching us.

He knows who we are.

H e wants usto go help him.

Right or not, we can't just ignore him.

He could be watching us right now.

So what do you want to do?

You want us to leave

him and start swimming?

Are we stronger with him?

I can't believe

You've got to be kidding me!

[Heavy Breathing]

He wants to tear us apart.

Maybe the only way to survive this is

to let him.

John!

John!

Listen I've got a plan just trust me okay.

Follow my lead.

Meet us down by the water!

Cindy!

Kevin!

Help!

What are you guys doing?

[Screams in Pain]

[Screams in Pain]

[Screams in Pain]

[Screams]

[Groans]

I really thought you guys were

going to leave me back there.

How's your leg?

Not good.

It's a pretty big gash but I

have a temporary solution.

He knows we're not stupid

enough to swim to the landing zone.

We are almost there, I can see the water.

Okay I hear something

He's here.

Guys let's go hurry the f*ck up!

Stop paddling you're

loosing a lot of blood.

We should look at his leg.

It's okay I'll be fine

let's just keep moving.

It should be across this

narrow ridge around the corner.

I lost the map during the portage.

And what's there?

I don't know. I've never been.

But the guy at the start said it

should look a lot like where we started.

So there should be an

office, some phones,

and the exit road.

He said there'd be a shuttle

to take us back to the start.

You said that this was theway out.

There's nobody here.

There's nobody f*cking here.

Goddammit Kevin, you

played us right into his hand.

Great! Let's go on a

camping trip. It'll be fun!

Let's go to the center of f*cking

nowhere where there's no park rangers

or anybody else. Why did

you want us to come here?

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!

Stop, thinking I'm this

tripping expert because I went

camping a couple of

times with my grandfather

as a kid.

You think I'm this wizard

that can just fix this?

I don't know where we are.

I don't know what to do.

Stop thinking that I am

the one leading this group.

Stop thinking I'm the one in

charge, cause I'm f*cking not!

This out of all of our control.

Great.

Soon as sh*t hits the fan,

you're not the one

portaging the canoe anymore.

You're the one holding the map.

Never pegged you for such a coward.

Enough!

Are you f*cking kidding me?

We're in the middle of

nowhere, with nothing.

The only thing we have on our

side is a 20 minute lead on some k*ller

who knows every inch of this park.

We need to pull our sh*t

together and stop fighting.

Let's get in there and board this place up.

We need to look at your leg

and we're running out of time.

I'll fix John's leg leg.

Can you do something about that door?

Yeah.

This should do it.

John,

your leg is stitched.

Why is your leg stitched?

He attacked me alright.

I felt the weight of the

canoe coming down on me.

The pain in my leg.

I woke up.

He must have closed the wound.

He must have closed the wound?

John He didn't leave you behind to die.

He left you behind to slow us down.

I didn't know what to do, I

thought you guys would leave me.

You f*cking liar.

Cindy please.

I love you.

Cindy!

I'm fixing John's leg.

You have to see this.

Please don't leave me.

Please.

Just stop I've heard it before.

This guy knows what he's doing...

John's leg..it's a surgical incision.

We thought we outsmarted him,

but he never wanted to k*ll John.

What are we going to do?

We wait till dawn.

You said there was a road.

We find the road, we find the exit.

I don't think there is a road.

What about John?

I don't know.

I'll carry him if I have to.

You can't carry him. It'll slow you down.

That's exactly what he wants.

Then what?

We leave him behind.

How can you say that?

I don't want to die here.

Not for him.

Just say it.

[chuckles]

You can't find the shmuck in the room

you're the shmuck, right?

You were right by the way.

What are you talking about?

The kid in the dumpster.

You were wearing the same shirt as me.

I didn't wanna

I didn't want to be compared to you.

I didn't want to be compared to the kid

that brought fish to school.

I was a bully.

I always thought I was strong but...

I was..

I was really just a follower.

Just take it easy.

It's funny.

Now that we're older, I wish

I was compared to you more.

[Ambiguous Noise]

He's here.

He expects us to run.

We're not running.

What do we do?

We wait.

For him to make the first move.

[Metallic Hit]

Okay.

He's made the first move. Now what?

The last thing he would expect is

for us to walk right out the front door.

So that's exactly what we're going to do.

John can't even move.

But you can. Let's go.

Cindy please just...

Give me a chance. I..I...

Look, if I slow you down

you can leave me, but

just give me the chance...

I'm sorry John I just

don't see any other way.

Either you come with me

now or you stay here with him.

It's up to you.

Cindy... Cindy please.

Don't do this.

I am sorry John.

You have to go.

I am not leaving you.

You're not trash.

I would. Survival of the fittest right?

I'm not you.

[Upstairs Creaks]

She was right.

She was right about a lot of things. Go.

I'm not going to leave you.

You're gonna have to.

I'm down here!

John..don't!

Come on and finish the

job you f*cking coward!

Please, John just don't!

We're not running anymore!

Come on...

Come on I'm right here.

Come on...

Do it!

Do it!

What are you waiting for? Come on!

Jesus!

Come on!

Come on!

[Groans]

f*ck!

sh*t!

[Screams]

f*ck!

John!

[Screams]

Todd?

Where are you?

My God.

[screaming]

Sshh!

He can hear you.

Okay, listen

there is no phone, there's

no road... there's nothing!

Okay?

It's impossible...

The man in the paddle

shack knew it. It's all bullshit!

The only way out of here

is the way that we came in.

Do you understand?

How?

We have to take his boat.

I can't

You have to follow my lead on this one.

Don't give up on me... I need you.

I'm going to go back to the landing zone.

And I'm going to get his boat

and I am going to paddle it

to the shore.

You need to wait right here.

Don't move, don't make

a f*cking sound. Okay?

When you see the lantern you start running.

We won't have much time.

Do you understand?

Goddamnit Kevin, do you understand?

Yes!

Okay.

Watch for the lantern.

What?

[heavy breathing]

Lone wolf.

You knew.

It's all for you.

Why didn't you tell us?

Why didn't you warn us?

It was too late.

The map.

Map.

Map?

This is a different f*cking map!

The landing zone isn't on this map.

Why didn't you tell us?

It's too late.

The lantern was already lit.

Where the f*ck did you get this necklace?

I don't know.

That's what he does.

He's in your head.

Stop lying!

It's Jen's necklace and you know it!

I swear...

[Chocking]

Kevin.

Kevin where the f*ck are you?

[Twig Snap]

[Heavy breathing]

[Screaming]

Cindy!

Let me go!

Get off. [Screaming]

[Groaning] [Crying]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Yells]

Cindy!

[Groaning]

Cindy!

Cindy! Come on. Get up.

[Crying]

Cindy!

Come on!

[Screams]

Cindy.

[Crying]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Crying]

[Crying softly]

When a wolf is cast out of his pack..

He grows stronger.

He becomes ruthless.

Sometimes it is not the

pack you need to fear.