01x07 - Kevin and Kane Take Charleston

[bunniefuu]

[pop music plays]
♪ We got it good, good ♪

♪ Yeah, we got it good, good ♪

[Anna] So, I invited Kelly and Cherie
over to the house.

The only problem is,

I realized there's nothing
for Jadore to play with.

Oh, she's so cute.

However,
seeing as I don't have a daughter,

I thought it would be fun
to play princess with my little friend.

- [Kelly] Wow! Princess!
- [Cherie] Wow!

[Anna] I love the fact
that Jadore loves diamonds and treasures.

It's so cute.

- [Cherie] You wanna show Mommy?
- [shutter clicks]

- [shutter clicks]
- [Emily] So cute!

[Cherie] This is a lot of ice cream.
Mommy usually gives you half a bar,

or a quarter.

Say, "Arigato!"

[Jadore] Arigato.

Yeah, with the bow too.

[Anna, in Japanese] You're welcome.

[in English] Anna took me
on a surprise trip to Paris

- for my birthday.
- [Emily] I saw.

I enjoyed myself thoroughly

with Kelly.

- Mm-hmm.
- [Anna] For real.

- That's it.
- [Cherie] Andrew got lucky. [chuckles]

So, how does it feel to live alone now?

It's definitely an adjustment.

I'm so used to someone there.
I went back, I took all the pictures down.

Are you putting it away,
or throwing it away?

I'm not throwing it away.
I think it's good memories.

If it's my ex, I just throw it away.

Your new guy will be like,
"Why do you have pictures of your ex?"

You put it in a box and put it away.

[Jadore] Mm!

It's a beautiful memory of...
It's part of your past,

and you should honor it, put it in a box
and if you get sad, you look,

but it doesn't mean you'll do anything,

doesn't mean
that you guys can get back together.

[Anna] Speaking of which,
did you talk to Andrew?

I haven't talked to him.
I haven't seen him since.

- So, it's been... It's been a while.
- Really?

- [Andrew kissing]
- [Kelly moaning softly]

- I haven't.
- [Cherie] Not at all?

I've definitely been avoiding the question

when my friends ask me about me and Drew.

Just because
we have been kinda seeing each other.

It's not like I wanna lie to my friends.

It's just that I'm so tired
of other people's judgment.

Yeah, we'll see.

Oh, we will, you know, just not right now.

No, no. Bad, bad, bad move, huh?

- [Jadore] Yeah, bad move.
- Thanks.

- [women laugh]
- [Anna] Glad we're on the same page.

[pop music plays]

♪ They see me
But they don't see the struggle ♪

♪ They see me
But they don't see the hustle… ♪

[Kim] Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

- [Kimmy] Oh, what? Who's that?
- Hi.

- [Dan] Hello!
- I'm home.

How are you? You look beautiful.

[Kimmy] Ooh, you look good. [kisses]

So, how you doing? Good?

[Kim] Yeah, I'm good. [sighs]

Just, uh, exhausted from a...
I had a long day.

- [Dan] How about a drink?
- Yes.

- How was your guys' day?
- Well…

- We're busy.
- This'll make you feel better.

Busy?

- Cheers. Thank you.
- [Dan] To you! To all good things.

- Why does it feel we're always drinking?
- 'Cause we are! [laughs]

Jake, the private investigator,
reached out to me,

and he said he has found my father.
I'm like, "Oh, my God. That was so fast.

Here's this guy that literally
just found him, just like nothing."

Kim, we're thinking of going to Vietnam.

- [Kim] Really?
- Yeah. Yeah.

[Kimmy] You go there and you can

have a lot of good massages.

- Let's book a ticket right away.
- Yeah. Oh, my God.

I wanna bring this up to my mother,
but I'm a little hesitant

because it's a sensitive topic,

and I'm really concerned
about my stepfather,

about how he feels about this.

I don't want him to feel uncomfortable

in any certain way.

But... But regular massage, not... Not, uh…

- A regular massage. Five girls at a time.
- [chuckles]

Oh, I know you.

- [Kim] Hey, Mom.
- No.

Okay, Dan, this is gonna be, like,
something you probably didn't expect,

but I just feel like it's the right thing
to do, because...

Get married?

[Kim] N... No.

[chuckles] No, Ma.

[Kimmy] Why do you wanna talk?

So, you know how I,

I told you

I wanted to get a private investigator

to find my,

my real dad?

Yeah, you mentioned it.

[crying] They found him.

- [Dan] They found him?
- [Kimmy] You found him?

I think they did. It looks like it's him.

I didn't know
how to break it down to you, Dan.

[crying] Um, 'cause I didn't wanna
make you feel uncomfortable.

It doesn't make me feel uncomfortable.
How do you feel?

[whispers] I feel relieved.

[sentimental music plays]

[Kim sniffles]

Um, I'm sorry. I'm so overwhelmed
right now with all these emotions.

So, you talk to him yet?

No! Of course not.

I just got...
I just got, uh, the documents.

- I have his address.
- [Dan] Mm-hmm.

I have his phone number.

I even have his new wife's information.

[Dan] Oh yeah?

So, it must be the guy.

- [Kim] Yeah.
- [Dan] Mm-hmm.

[Kim] It has to be, but I don't...

I don't know what to do.
I'm so nervous, because...

[Dan] Well, do you wanna see him?

[breathes shakily]

[whispers] I don't know. I...

Think about it. See how you feel.

Well, you know, I...

And does he wanna see you?
That's another question.

I think it's good…

[clears throat]
…you found him. I think it's good.

I'm happy he re... he's remarried.

[Kimmy] Yeah.

[Kim] What if his new wife
doesn't even know he has

- a daughter?
- Yeah.

- [Kimmy] I don't think he forget you.
- I don't know. What should I do?

It's your decision, Kim.

Daddy Dan, he love you so much.

He loved you like his daughter.

So, I think it's, um, it's emotion.

On the one hand,
it could also be very, uh,

very exhilarating,

but, uh I want what's best for you,

and so really give it some thought.

- Thank you for being supportive.
- You'll be fine.

- [Kimmy] No.
- You'll be fine.

I was so nervous,
'cause I care about how you feel,

because you're like...

- Kim, I want what's... I want...
- You're all I know.

- Well, I'm your daddy.
- [Kim] You are!

I... I want what's best for you.

[crying] Thank you.

- Okay.
- What would I do without you guys?

We know.

I want closure.

I wanna move on from the "what if"

and just build this relationship
with my father that I never really had.

Okay, what if... Okay, listen.
What if I call him and his wife answers?

Well, if his wife answer,

then you just tell her, um...

How do I ask for him?

[in Vietnamese]
Needs to be a boy's voice.

I understand that.

- You should tell Kane.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Tell Kane to call,
then ask if you are my father.

Um…

Uh, if he says yes…

[in English] When are...
When are you thinking about...

- [Kim] Maybe this week.
- Oh, I'm happy for you.

- Very happy, honey.
- Yeah.

Thank you, Mom. I love you, too.

Thank you so much for understanding.

You're a very wonderful daughter. Yeah.

You

gain weight?

Lose weight?

- I gained weight?
- [laughs]

Okay.

[hip hop music plays]
♪ We 'bout to turn it up, up ♪

♪ Yeah, all the way up, up ♪

♪ We livin' it up, up ♪

♪ So, drink it all up, up
We 'bout to turn it up ♪

[old-fashioned jazz plays on the radio]

[music continues in the distance]

- [music continues]
- [Kevin] Anna?

- Here!
- [Kevin] Where?

Kitchen!

- [Kevin] Where?
- Kitchen. Kitchen.

Oh.

[dogs barking in the background]

Hi, Kevin.

[Kevin] I've never seen you
so domestic before.

[Anna] Thank you. Happens once a year.

This is just, like,
crazy and outrageous to me,

but I think there's probably a chance

Kelly is back with Andrew.

- This is a joke.
- No, I'm not laughing.

No, I know. It's, like, shocking.

This is very stressful.

- I went on a date with Kelly.
- And?

I took her out for, uh, salsa,
and we were dancing, and it was awkward.

I feel like she wasn't fully over him,

and, like, I should be dating
other people anyway, you know?

I'm not gonna wait around for her.

I don't know. Maybe she's doing that just…

to play girl games.

Should I call her to find out?

- No, I'm gonna call her.
- [Kevin] You should call her.

Yes! All right.

Eighty-three missed calls?

I don't know how...
You know, it's like that Instagram.

I'm not sure how to do this.

- Okay, look.
- You... You don't...

Look at all of the voice messages!

Seventy-nine?

[Anna] Yes, but…

Do you plan on getting back
to these people?

Y... Yes, when I have a moment.

- Hey, Kelly, - Kelly.

[phone rings]

- [Kelly, over phone] Hey, Anna.
- Hi, Kelly.

Can I ask you
a really fast question, Kelly?

[Kelly] Okay. What's up?

Tell me
that you're not back talking to Andrew.

- [Kelly] Huh?
- Did you sleep with him again?

- [Kelly] No. What are you talking about?
- [Anna] Swear to God, cross your heart?

- [Kelly] Where is this all coming from?
- Because I was very concerned.

[Kelly] Oh, thank you.
No, we're not back together.

- For real?
- [Kelly] No worries. For real, I promise.

I promise,
promise we're not back together.

- [Anna] Mm.
- [Kelly] All right, I have to go.

I'm really confused about what's going on
because I told you we're not together.

- I lost her. Or maybe she hung up on me.
- [whispers] Wow. Okay, like…

- Thanks a bunch, Kevin.
- [Kevin] No, wait.

- [laughs]
- I don't know if that's true, though.

I don't know either.

If she gets back with Andrew,
that just means that she's

really, highly involved

in the "break up, let's make up"
type of thing,

and I don't think I wanna
be a part of that, you know?

[Anna] I wouldn't be surprised
if Kelly was back with Andrew.

She was so defensive.

When somebody gets defensive so quickly,

it's like they're hiding something.

- You're the best.
- Yeah, sorry.

- [laughs]
- I feel better.

- Ah!
- [Kevin] Ow!

Gosh! Sorry!

It's okay. This conversation of Andrew
is like, oh, my God. I'm traumatized.

I am truly traumatized.

[hip hop music plays]

♪ I'm eatin' caviar
Sippin' fine wine ♪

♪ With a fine dine
In a long life on a fine line ♪

♪ This is my time
This is, this is my time ♪

♪ This is my time
This is, this is my time ♪

Okay, turn me on, Kane.

[Kane] What do you want?

Stretch, rest?

The hardest.

So, stretch.

- No, I don't want stretch.
- A stretch.

- Is that when it goes all the way back?
- Take your...

You're not Asian.
Put your shoes at the door.

- [Kevin] Really? At the door?
- [Kane] Yeah, it's Asian culture.

- Ask, "Do I need to take my shoes off?"
- [Kevin] Oh.

- [Kane] Yeah.
- You have shoes on, though.

[Kane] These are house shoes.

What's the difference?

[Kane] That's better.

- What did you do with my shoes?
- [laughs] I put your shoes out there.

Kane, this feels like a huge vibrator.

Do you ever, like,
get aroused in this chair?

All the time. I sit there
for an hour every night. [chuckles]

Oh, my God! Ew. What? Here?

- [laughs] Yeah, for an hour every night.
- Do you...

[Kane] It's clean.
I disinfect it every morning.

- Every morning you disinfect?
- [Kane] Yeah, I feel like...

[Kevin] I hope you didn't skip today.

- Just enjoy it and shut up.
- Okay. I won't talk anymore.

[knocking on door]

- [Kevin, in high pitch] Hello!
- It's Postmates.

[knocking on door]

- [Kane] Who is that?
- [Kim] Delivery!

[Kane] Delivery for what?

- [Kim] b*tch, I got your matcha.
- For my pad food?

- [Kevin] Leave it on the doorstep.
- [laughs] Hi.

- [laughs] How are you?
- [Kane] Hi, Kim.

- [Kim] I got matcha.
- [Kane] Don't have to take your shoes off.

- Wait. Why doesn't she...
- [Kim] Cool.

I thought Asian homes,
we gotta take our shoes off.

- Yours is Gucci, so it's fine. [laughs]
- [Kim] It's Gucci! Okay. [laughs]

- You didn't get me a stirrer.
- [Kim] Well, you can stir it yourself.

[Kane] So, what's going on?

[Kim] So, I've been going through a lot.

I had to break it down to my parents

that I found my real father.

- [Kevin gasps]
- Yeah.

Wait. That guy worked that fast?

[Kim] He's that fast.

My parents were super supportive.

- See, I told you, Kim. I told you.
- And my dad...

My stepdad made me...
I was just, like, a mess.

I was just breaking down,
but I feel a lot better.

And so now, the next step is, like, do I...

Do I call him?

Do I...

- Yeah!
- [Kim] You think so?

What's the point of going through that?

Wait. Before you call him,
what do you wanna say, or like...

What has the investigator found out?

He's married now.
I have his wife's information.

Her name is Marilyn.

The thing is,
that number could be his wife's number.

- [gasps]
- So I can't call and then...

You know what I mean?

What if his wife doesn't know
he has a daughter?

Yeah. I can totally ruin his relationship
with his family now.

Can you fake your voice
to be like an operator?

- Or a bill collector.
- [clears throat]

- And first we'll see whose voice that is.
- [in deep voice] This is Kevin from GEICO.

No, not like that.

- [Kevin] No, not GEICO?
- No, no. Come on.

[Kevin, in normal voice] Okay.

We need to figure out who's talking first.

- You are. You're talking.
- [Kane] Well, that's dumb.

- Just say, "Tony" 'cause he goes by Tony.
- Tony.

Tony? Okay.

How about I just say a friend of mine
wanted me to reach out to you

- and ask if you're okay and happy?
- There you go.

- That's better.
- There you go.

- You ready?
- Oh, my God, Kevin... I'm ready.

Okay, fine. I'm not nervous.
Let's do this sh*t.

Okay, if it's him... What the f*ck?

- Oh, my God!
- It's a sign!

- [gasps] We gotta call!
- [Kim] No, it's a sign...

- We gotta call now!
- What is that? [laughs]

- [Kane] What's going on?
- [Kim] Something's going on.

[Kevin] What is going on here?

- Did you see that right now?
- Oh, my God. That was crazy.

- I wanna get this over with.
- [Kevin] Okay.

- Is it ringing?
- Yeah. Shh.

- [phone rings]
- [whispers] Leave a voice message, right?

[whispers] They don't have to pick up.

- [whispers] Is it a house number or cell?
- [whispers] Probably a cell.

- Who has a house number...
- [whispers] Everyone has a house number.

[whispers] Nobody has a house number.

He's not picking up.

[operator] At the tone,
please record your message.

- Leave a voice message.
- [whispers] I will.

…you may hang up,
or press one for more options.

Hi. My name's Kevin.

Um, I'm just curious
if this is Tony's number.

Um, a friend of mine wanted me
to reach out to you, um,

and just please call back
when you get a chance. Thank you.

Good, right?

So, I saved them as "Possibly Tony."

- Why is it under "possibly"?
- We don't know if it's Tony.

- That's him.
- No, we don't know.

It could be his wife.

- Where does he live? Do you have any idea?
- He lives in South Carolina.

Fun! Let's make a trip out of it.

- Yeah.
- No!

Flight to South Carolina.

No. What am I gonna do,
camp in front of his house?

Call Anna to call and get a jet. Let's go.

I'm just like, "Why would you do that?"

If I call and you're not picking up,
I won't show up to your house.

I just gotta see if they're gonna,
at least, call back or text back.

I'm like, "No, we should just
wait it out for a minute."

- [Kane] Should we go?
- No, Kane!

Yes, let's do it. I'm bored. Let's go.

[hip hop music plays]
♪ Yeah! Yo! ♪

♪ Speakin', wantin', livin'
And my door's on suicide… ♪

- [Anna] Hello.
- [Florent] How are you?

[Anna] So, Florent's,
one of my best friends.

He's amazing. He's beautiful.

He's fun. He's funny. He's so French.

I wanted him to come out here
to celebrate his birthday.

Birthday, but birthday week.

Incoming! Incoming!

Thank you. Thank you. Incoming.

[Florent] Anna.

[Anna] It has a mind of its own.
Careful. Ay, puta!

- Anna!
- [Anna] Where are you?

- Hi! How are you? Look at you.
- Is this a new way of shopping?

[Anna] I need to clear the air
with Kelly face to face.

I want to give her
the benefit of the doubt

from what I felt on the phone
because I do care about her.

I'll go on the inside.
You just go on my feet.

How do I get... Wait.

[Florent] Anna is very adventurous.

- [Anna] Look, go on top of my foot.
- Are we sure?

- I'm not sure of anything.
- [Kelly laughs nervously] Oh!

Kelly, do not panic, whatever you do.

[Florent laughs]

[Anna] This is actually great.

- [Florent] My God!
- I've never shopped like this before.

- [Florent] This is Anna's way.
- [Kelly squeals]

- Careful. Careful.
- [Anna] Careful! [laughs]

[Kelly] My goodness.

[in French] Anna is really
a completely unique person.

When Anna does things like that,
it's more like I'm with a kid.

Okay, come on. Come.

[siren blares]

[Anna] Kelly.

[cop on loudspeaker]
I need you to get on the sidewalk.

- We have to get on the sidewalk.
- You have to wear shoes.

No, no. No, no.

- [Kelly] So, should I get on?
- [Florent] Yeah.

[Kelly laughs]

Hand, please?

- Here, I've got it.
- Help me.

"I got it?"
You f*cked me up the first time.

- [Kelly] Oh, my gosh!
- [Anna] Okay.

- This is so... Okay!
- Don't make any sudden moves.

[Kelly] This is like Titanic.

La! [chuckles]

Oh, Jack! [laughs]

[Anna] I'm concentrating. I am not...

[Kelly] Oh!
Can we sit down for a little bit?

- [Anna] Yes.
- [Kelly] Good.

[Anna] We almost died.

[Kelly] That's as adventurous as I'll get.

[Anna] But you went out
with a Power Ranger.

[Kelly] I'm not one. I wasn't one.

- [Anna] Kelly, tell me the truth.
- [Kelly] Yes.

[Anna] In all seriousness,
you're back with him again?

Um, no, I'm not.

And I was like...

Honestly, I was caught off-guard
when you called me.

I just didn't know where
that was coming from.

Also, you're like, "I just need
to know the truth. Stop lying."

I'm like, "I'm not lying to you. I swear"

I know. It's like I figured,
you know, you would tell me.

Are people rumoring?

- Are there people saying that?
- People always do that.

[Kelly] I am sick of talking about this.

I love Anna so much,

but I just want her to

just let it go. [chuckles]

But why do you think everyone is thinking
you are back with him?

I have no idea where this is coming from.
Literally, I just have no idea.

'Cause, you know…

I don't know.

Don't look at me.

- [Florent chuckles]
- Yeah, who said that, Anna?

- Who's spreading this rumor?
- Unless it's a secret. Oops.

- [Anna] Is it?
- [Florent] I don't know.

[Kelly] What?

Kevin just said,
"Kelly's back with Andrew."

[Kelly] Kevin?

I don't even talk to Kevin.

No, you went on a date with Kevin.

Yeah, but that was like... No.
Why would Kevin say that?

That's so messed up.
I want my friends to support me.

When they keep asking me
and not letting go, then I can't move on.

[upbeat pop music plays]

♪ All the gold in the world ♪

♪ Can't shine like we do in LA ♪

♪ All the gold in the world ♪

♪ Can't shine like the sun in LA… ♪

[Guy] Hello, fabulous!

- Hi!
- [Almar] Oh, hello!

[Almar and Kelly laugh]

[Almar] It's good to see you.

- [Kane] Whoa!
- [Kevin] Is that an ice luge?

This is pretty.

[Kevin] So pretty.

- [Guy] Cherie!
- [Cherie] Hi!

[Guy] Oh, my God! You look so...

I didn't know
it was such a dress-up party.

It's a... It's a "Diamonds Forever" party.

♪ All the gold in the world ♪

♪ Can't shine like we do in LA… ♪

[guests chattering indistinctly]

How's everything with Andrew?
Are you guys talking?

I'm so sick of talking about this!
[laughs]

Fine. We don't have to...
I haven't talked to you about it.

- [Kane] Happy Birthday to you.
- Thank you.

Very, very glittery.

Is Anna here yet?

Anna, let your hair down! [chuckles]

Or let your diamonds down.

Anna's throwing a "Diamonds Forever" party
for her best friend Florent,

that flew in from Paris,
and she goes all out.

There's no budget with Anna Shay.
She's super generous.

[laughing] But obviously,
she's late to her own party!

Anna!

Anna! Can I come up?

[Guy] Where's Anna?
Am I allowed to go up there?

[Kane] No, you better not come up there.

After what happened,
I can't go up there anymore?

[Kane] Anna? Knock, knock!

[Guy] Feel like I should go up there.

Just don't snoop around!

[Guy] I'm not gonna snoop around.
But if Kane is up there, then I'm going.

[whispers] Okay.

[in normal voice] My God.
What's in here? Okay, I need to stop.

Oh, what's this?

- [man] Ice cream.
- [Kevin] Oh.

So, we're not sitting down for dinner...

- We are not sitting down for dinner.
- Ah.

I just ate a full pasta dish.

I just... I want more truffle.

[Kelly] I don't know
where this rumor started, by the way.

- About what?
- Everyone's asking me

if me and Andrew are back together.
And, apparently, it all came from you.

I'm so sick of explaining myself
and repeating myself.

Like, "Stop lying."
I'm like, "I'm not lying."

It is your pattern to get back together.

Yes, it is.

However, this time is different.
He moved out.

Look, I don't really know
what to believe anymore.

Yeah, I thought you were, too.

You're not? He never slept over?

[Kelly] I'm serious this time.
It's good for both of us.

I just feel like I have
to move on from Kelly,

get my mind off of her,
and just say to myself,

look, if Kelly comes around…

Uh, I don't know.
Maybe she won't. Who knows?

But I gotta move on.

You get two men walking you down.

- [Anna] Good.
- [Guy] 'Cause you're a queen.

[pop music plays]
♪ I got that, you want that ♪

♪ Yeah I got that ♪

♪ You want that ♪

♪ I got that ♪

♪ You want that ♪

♪ I got that… ♪

What's up, guys?

[guests cheer]

[Anna] Happy birthday to you.

- Aw!
- [Anna] I didn't have time to wrap it.

[woman] Florent, let's see.

- [Kevin] Is it, chocolate?
- [woman] Let's see.

- [Kevin] That's not chocolate.
- [Kelly gasps] Amazing!

Put it on. Put it on.

[Florent] Oh, my God.

[gasps] Oh, my God.

- [Kelly] It's amazing.
- [Florent] Thank you.

[Anna] Oh, happy birthday!

And this is to celebrate friends forever,

as cheesy as it sounds.

And diamonds are forever.

[Florent] Love you.

[Kane] I feel like she's getting married,
for some reason. [laughs]

[guests laugh]

[guests applaud]

[Kevin] Dude, um,

I met Kim and her mom for lunch.

I told them
about the hypnotherapy that I had.

[Kane] Wait. What hypnotherapy?

- Oh, I didn't tell you?
- No! [chuckles]

f*ck!

So, I didn't think it was gonna work,
and then all of a sudden I went down.

- Yeah.
- And then I unlocked

something with my mom and the fear of

her having a child
because she didn't want to have a child.

- Oh, sh*t.
- Which isn't something I thought I'd feel.

- My God, that's crazy.
- It brought closure with my mom, though.

So, you know, Kim,
she doesn't wanna find her dad,

even though we know where he is.
But what if we…

[Kane] Both of us?

…confronted it for her.

Say, "See how it's…

affected my life,
to have closure with my mom?"

- [Kane] Of course.
- Even if you get rejected,

that rejection brought
so much closure to me.

And so, maybe this would be good for her.

How do you propose that?

- We know where he lives, right?
- Yeah, we have his address.

Dude, let's just go.

Kim will be okay with that?
I mean, I'm down.

- We should support her as a friend.
- Let's not tell Kim.

- You shouldn't tell her?
- Let's not tell her.

- I'm not taking responsibility.
- No, you won't.

- I will.
- Okay, you take!

I'm pushing for this trip
for South Carolina

because I don't think Kim knows
what's actually good for her right now.

And we have to keep this from Kim

because she's gonna do everything
in her power to stop us from going.

But if it is a positive result,
I think she'll be very happy.

I don't like to gamble
'cause I suck at gambling,

but I think it's worth the gamble.

- [Kane] Okay. Word.
- Okay. All right.

- I don't wanna get kidnapped. Seriously.
- Who would kidnap you, Kane?

- Everyone wants to kidnap this.
- Who?

A lot of people!

- Can I make one suggestion?
- Yeah.

Don't wear your bling.

Kev, it's screwed on to my wrist.

[laughs]

[party music plays]

♪ Yeah ♪

[Kane] Oh, my God.
What is this? It's nitrogen ice cream.

Mm.

- [Kelly] Looks like I got dragon breath.
- [Kevin] What?

[pop music plays]
♪ …I can even see you undercover ♪

♪ I got your back, check
We ain't gotta look no further… ♪

[giggles]

- [Guy] You guys. Bye.
- [Maria] Bye. Good night.

- [Guy] Bye, thank you.
- [Almar] Bye. It was good to meet you.

- [Guy] That was amazing.
- Hello, friends!

Oh, my goodness!

[Kane] Look who I found.

Well, look who finally made it.

- Sorry, Christine.
- What do you mean?

- [Guy] We're leaving.
- What do you mean?

- [Kevin] What's up?
- [Guy] You're late.

[Christine] It's already done, the dinner?

- [Anna] Yeah.
- But this is your party.

- Thanks, Anna.
- [Anna] Yes.

I just follow your timing, your lead.

Okay.

Anna's invite says 9:00 p.m. start.

That b*tch gave me the wrong time.

The joke's on me.

[laughs] The joke's on me, again.

Oh, I totally... I'm like...
I'm so confused. [chuckles nervously]

We made her invitation
just a little later than everybody else,

so I didn't have
to deal with her the whole evening.

[chuckles]

[rock music plays]

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

[Kevin shouts]
South Carolina, good morning to you!

[Kane laughs] You're such an idiot!

- Oh, my God! There's Louis Vuitton here!
- [Kevin] Hey, Louis Vuitton!

- [Kane] Can we stop here?
- [Kevin] No.

I'm actually super excited
to be in South Carolina.

First of all,
I've never been to the South,

and, like, I love going to see
what's in the area, what's new,

what's trending.

And I'm like, "Dad,
maybe I don't wanna live in LA anymore."

"Let me live in South Carolina."

[Kevin] Let's go horse riding. Let's go.

- [Kane] Is this the Ferrari of all horses?
- [driver] Yeah.

[yelling, elongated] Yeah!

- [driver laughs]
- [Kane] The horse is gonna freak out.

- Is this place haunted?
- [driver] People think so.

[Kane] It is, right?
I saw something that says "ghost walk."

[Kevin] Wow, this is gorgeous, man.

Look, there's palm trees
like California has.

[Kane] It's the nice street.
This is like the Rodeo Drive.

Wait. Is this where palm trees come from?
The South?

[chuckles] No, they don't.
Palm trees are from Palm Springs.

I don't think it's from Palm Springs.

- What the...
- [Kane] What?

- [Kevin] It's the Confederate flag!
- [Kane] I'm gonna take a picture there.

[Kevin] No! You don't take a photo
with a Confederate flag, dude.

- [Kane] I'm not a Confederate.
- [Kevin] Don't.

Bye, horsey!

- Bye.
- He said thank you!

[Kevin] So, why are they running?

[Kane] They got scared.

[Kevin] Are they scared of Asians?

The Asians are here!

- We're here to buy your property!
- We're here, b*tches!

- [Kane] We're here to buy your houses!
- [Kevin] Whoo!

[woman] You really scared them away.
They've never run so fast.

[Kane] Did the Asian people scare them?

- It's because of this.
- [Kane] They never left before?

- Do you need more supporters?
- Yeah.

I'm gonna borrow your flag
for a photo sh**t. [laughs]

[pop music plays]

♪ Drivin' on Sunset
Put the top back ♪

♪ Get it, girl I forgot that ♪

♪ Get it, girl I forgot that ♪

[Kevin] Welcome…

- [Kane] Oh, my God. I'm dying.
- [Kevin] …to your first Airbnb.

See? It's like home.

[Kane] Okay, this is quite cute.

All right, so what are we gonna say
when we get there?

- [phone bleeps]
- [Kevin] I'm Kim's friend.

What are you doing?

Learning his language.

[digital voice on phone speaks Vietnamese]

[laughs] Sorry.

Try saying that. Try it.

- [digital voice speaks Vietnamese]
- "Toy la back cocaine."

[laughs] It isn't cocaine!

Let's just do this in English.

If we f*ck it up,
we're gonna f*ck the friendship up.

So, I think we should just practice it.

[clears throat]

Howdy.

Are you...

[laughs] That's one scenario
that could happen.

- That was good.
- Of course it's good.

- Hi, I'm Kevin.
- Hi.

- [Kevin] Hi. Um, are you Tony?
- Possibly.

Do... Do you know Kim?

Who are you? And why are you in my house?

- Get out of my house!
- Okay. I'm not in your home!

I'm not in your house!

[laughs] That's a possible scenario.
That could be a possible scenario.

Maybe I'll try knocking on the door,

because I have a more demure face,
so maybe I can try it.

- "Demore"? Do you know what that means?
- [Kane] Demure. Google it.

Hi, how are you?

[Kevin] Good. Who are you?

I'm Kane, from LA. Nice to meet you, sir.

I'm the wife.

- f*ck. I don't know. This is hard.
- [Kevin] Dude, no!

Kane, you're freaking me out. Stop!

- Let's just do this. Yeah.
- [Kevin] Let's just go. Okay.

[hip hop music plays]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh. Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, boy
Here we go again ♪

♪ Here we go, here we go ♪

♪ Here we go again ♪

♪ We go again ♪

♪ I'm that one woman… ♪

Kim Lee, we're doing this for you.

Yeah.

Achoo.

- It's for you. For Kim.
- It's for you.

So you better not sue… me.

She's gonna throw another bottle at you.
Throw water at you.

She probably will.
I feel like I'm gonna puke.

- Don't!
- I'm not gonna puke.

- I'm not knocking on the door.
- [Kevin] No, I'm gonna knock on the door.

I'm scared, because I don't know
where we're driving to.

We have no idea, any...
We have no idea what we're gonna find.

We don't know if this place is safe.
I'm not near a five-star hotel

where there's a concierge.

I really hope he's home.

[Kane] I hope so, too.
We came so far and...

- f*ck. It's here. Oh, my God.
- [Kevin] Is this it?

[Kane] Oh, my God, Kevin. No.
This is, like, too real now.

There's no car around. What do you think?

Hey, wait. Let's look outside
and just kind of... There's no one.

- Maybe he doesn't have a car.
- [Kane] Or he's not home.

[Kevin] Let me introduce us, okay?

- Hi. We're real estate agents.
- No, we're not.

The dream scenario I have

is that Possible Tony comes out
with his new wife,

offers us biscuits and gravy

and offer... "Come in, come in!

Yes, I have a daughter named Kim.
I've missed her."

On the flip side, Possible Tony comes out.

He's dressed in a Confederate flag,

comes out with a shotgun,

and tells us
to get the f*ck off his doorstep.

I don't know if anyone lives here, Kevin.

Wait. Can we peek through the window?

[Kevin] No,
that's gonna look creepier, dude.

[Kane] All right, just do it.

You should try.

[Kane] Hello.

[chuckles]

- Is there anyone?
- [Kevin gasps]

- What?
- There's a Vietnamese woman photo.

- There is?
- Yeah.

You're... Where?

[Kevin] An Asian woman.
An Asian guy definitely lives here.

- [Kane] Oh, my God!
- [Kevin] My God, I can see a picture…

- [Kane] Is that...
- [Kevin] …of the dude.

[Kane] It's... They're Asian for sure.

We're definitely at the right place.

What's the chances of us landing
on this doorstep

and seeing an Asian couple in the photos?

I just know we're at the right place.

[Kane] See, they look friendly to me.
Okay, I'm not scared.

We're Asian, okay.
We're not gonna sh**t each other.

I saw people go in there.
If these people next-door don't answer,

- let's go across the street.
- [Kane] Okay.

Since I know they're home.

I just hope they're Asian.

- [Kane] Hi. How are you?
- Hello. Hi, I'm Kevin.

- [man] Kevin?
- Kevin. Nice to meet you.

- This is my best friend, Kane.
- [Kane] Hi.

We're actually looking for...
Is there a Tony here?

- Do you know your neighbor?
- [man] No.

- There's no Tony around.
- You don't know your neighbor?

[man] This guy, his name is Michael.

- Michael.
- [Kane] Asian?

- [man] Uh, he's Vietnamese.
- [Kane] Vietnamese, right?

- Michael?
- [man] Michael, of course.

[Kevin] Do you know his last name?

I don't know the last name,
but I know he's Vietnamese.

[Kane] Where does he work? Does he...

He works at the fingernail shop
somewhere...

- [Kane] Do you know where?
- I don't know where.

[Kevin] Michael?

Wait. Is Possible Tony, Michael?

Is Michael Possible Tony?
Is this the same person?

Did he switch names?

Like, did he switch names
so he couldn't be found?

- [Kane] He's married? Married, right?
- [man] He's married. Yeah.

[Kane] He married again.

- That's all the information I know.
- That's all you know? Michael.

[Kane] Nail salon. Okay.

Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

- Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
- Thank you.

Thank you. Bye.

Thank you.

[Kevin] This is getting
much more complicated than I thought.

I have to find out who Michael is,
so I call...

I call up the PI and ask him,
"Who's this Michael guy?"

And he just tells me that this is
another contact of Possible Tony's.

And I'm like,
"But that doesn't make sense."

"Is it the same person?"
Has to be the same person.

And maybe that sends us
one step closer. Who knows?

- Okay, shh.
- [Kevin] Okay, okay.

- [man 2, on phone] Hello?
- Hi, is this Michael?

[man 2] Yes.

Hi, Michael. My name's Kevin,
and I'm with my friend Kane.

Uh, we were wondering if you know a Tony…
with the last name...

- [man 2] Who?
- Tony. Do you know a Tony?

[man 2] Uh, no.

- You don't?
- Ask if you know Kim.

- [man 2] No.
- Do you know Kim Lee?

- [man 2] Kim Lee?
- Yeah, Kim Lee.

- [man 2] Uh, no, sir. No. I don't know.
- No?

- Okay.
- [man 2] I don't know. Thank you.

- All right. Thank you. Bye.
- [man 2] Thank you.

Wait. I'm so confused that Michael
doesn't know a Tony. That's the right...

Well, remember when he heard Kim Lee,
he just said, "I don't know. Bye."

It was a really fast hang up.
So, like, he hung up really fast,

so, he got nervous. I could sense it.

[Kevin] Really? Oh, God. [sighs]

[Kane grunts] Ugh.

- Oh, my God. There are so many ants.
- [grunts] Ugh.

- [Kane] So many ants. Don't k*ll them.
- Okay.

[Kane] Too many ants. Don't k*ll the ants.

I love bugs.

I need an answer.
I want to give Kim an answer.

So, we need to find out more
and not give up.

I wanna find Kim's dad.

How many f*cking nail salons are there?

- Right?
- Fine. Google it. Yelp it.

- How many Vietnamese nail salons?
- Yelp it.

Let's see. Yelp.

- One point nine miles.
- It's only 1.9 miles. Let's go. Okay.

I mean, Kevin, the worst could happen,
we just get a manicure or something.

Sure. Okay. It's a no lose.

- Okay. Let's go.
- [laughs]

[Kevin] Dude,
I feel like we're, like, crime solvers.

[Kane] I know! [laughs]

I mean, I need a...
I do need a manicure. [laughs]

- Okay, so you get a manicure.
- Can I get a manicure from Michael?

[both laugh]

That's terrif...

[feel good music plays]
♪ They can't tie me down ♪

♪ I will run this town… ♪

[Kelly growls] Rrr.

Sit. Sit.

Paw.

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings]

[Kelly] You look good! It's like...

[Andrew whistles]

Whoa! Presents!

What have you guys been doing?

Just getting him exercise
so he doesn't go crazy at nighttime.

- Do you take him to the dog park?
- Not today. That's why we're playing here.

- [Andrew] How have you been?
- [Kelly] I'm good.

- How are you?
- Okay.

- [Kelly] Yeah.
- [Andrew] Been, uh, working.

Grinding. Moving.

Um, filming. Um…

I wanna show you a billboard.
You can drive down Sunset and see.

[Kelly] Which billboard?

- [Andrew] It's for Tanqueray.
- Oh, the one you shot.

Yeah, tonight we Tanqueray.

[laughs]

Did you move into a new place yet?

Yeah.

It's temporary, but it's a beautiful home
in Benedict Canyon.

I like it. You should come check it out.

[Kelly] Are we okay, like,

being friends, or…

I guess the only thing
that would bother me is

if there was dishonesty.
Like, between our break-up,

you went on a date and didn't tell me,
or if there's somebody I knew...

It's just backstabbing and betrayal.

Have you gone on a date?
Anyone take you out?

Have you accepted it?

You heard about it. That's why...
The way you're questioning it.

- The way you set up the questions.
- What's your answer?

I mean, I went out with Kevin.

Your business is your business,
but I don't wanna be lied to.

Would you be upset if Kim asked me out
and I didn't tell you?

Would that hurt you?

I guess, yeah.

I should've known better.

Um, hooking up with the ex,

definitely is not the way to go.

[grunts]

There's no point for us to see each other.

It's just easier that way.

Of course I'm gonna be upset and hurt

and feel stabbed in the back,
to a degree. Come on.

But I feel in my heart
that the door is still open.

It just takes time.

[Kelly] Take care of yourself.

[upbeat music plays]

♪ Ooh… ♪

[Kane] All right. I have pictures.

Do you think he looks like Kim?

We should take a selfie with him.

- We got it.
- Yo, Kim. Who's your daddy?

[laugh]

Exactly. We gotta take a selfie with him.

I came here with the idea of, like,
maybe this will be fun.

You know, we have
a 1% chance of finding Kim's father,

but now, we're actually getting
really close to something.

This could be a new passion for me.
Maybe detective work would be good for me.

Maybe on the weekends.

We are so close.

- Where is this place?
- [Kane] Huh.

[Kevin] Okay. All right, let's go.

- [Kane] My God. I'm so nervous.
- [Kevin] I know we can do this.

[Kane] We're here.
I mean, let's just find out, right?

Exactly.

[door chimes ring]

- [Kane] Hi.
- [woman] Hello.

[Kevin] Hi, is there a Michael here?

- [Michael] Yes.
- [Kane] Hi.

- [Kevin] Did we just call you? Just now?
- [Michael] Yeah.

- [Kane] That was you, right?
- [Kevin] That was your number?

[Kane] So, we're actually from LA,
and we actually were given your info

'cause my friend is looking for her dad.

Kim Lee?

You know Kim Lee?

[Michael] Her dad?
No dad. I don't know Kim Lee.

- [Kevin] Can I show you a photo of her?
- [Michael] Yeah.

I've never seen her before.

[Kane] No Kim Lee?

[Kevin] Have you gone by the name of Tony?

- [Michael] No.
- [Kane] No?

Before, I lived in, uh, Long Beach.

- [Kevin] Long Beach, California.
- [Kane] Oh, you... California.

Yeah. Lived there for a while, you know?

[Kane] He's Vietnamese.
He's Asian, for sure. Right age.

So, this all matches to the description.

So, this could be Kim's dad.

We could be talking to Kim's dad.

[Kane] So, K... Kim…

That's why you said that you're just
looking for, to ask me about her?

- [Kevin, Kane] Yeah.
- Yeah, no.

And I tell you,
I don't know. [laughs]

- [Kane] Yeah. It's okay.
- I don't know.

- [Kane] We wanna know. We flew 7 hours.
- [Kevin] We flew a long time.

- [Kane] Yeah, a long time. So, anyway...
- [Michael] Wrong family.

- [Kane] No problem.
- Thank you for your time.

Michael denies everything.

He can't even look at us.

I know he's lying.

I think he is scared to tell the truth.
I think he doesn't wanna be found.

But I know that this... This is the guy.

We came all the way here, Kevin.

[chuckles] I mean,
we f*cking took a f*cking six-hour flight.

We did everything we could...

We did everything we could,
but I just feel like...

It's not the answer we wanted,
but it's an answer, you know?

- Yeah, at least we got to...
- [Kevin] It's an answer.

That's all that matters.

He should reach out. It's up to him now
at this point, I think, you know?

It has to be up to him.
We gave him everything.

Should we tell Kim?

[scoffs] I don't know.
I don't wanna think about it. I'm tired.

[hip hop music plays]

♪ We gonna be all right, right, right ♪

♪ We gonna be okay-kay-kay ♪

♪ We gonna be just fine, fine, fine ♪

♪ At the end of the day, day, day ♪

♪ I feel like I'm floating ♪

♪ Be strong… ♪

- [Kane] I'm so tired.
- [sighs] What a day.

[exhales deeply]

[Kane groans]

I mean, I feel sad for Kim.

- [Kevin] Do you think she'll be hurt?
- [Kane] In what sense?

We found him and...

- [Kane] He's alive and well. He's working.
- He's... yeah.

He's not young.

How many more years? You have 20,


I don't want Kim
to miss that opportunity as well.

I could tell there's something in him
that wanted to say…

you know, just want to say yes.

But he couldn't because, I don't know,
maybe he was caught off-guard.

We have to tell her.

Yeah, we have to tell her for sure.

I don't know how to explain this to Kim,

because this is even worse
than what we were expecting,

because can you imagine telling Kim,
"We found your dad,

but he doesn't want anything
to do with you."

This is actually
a worse answer to give Kim.

So, like, how do we break it to her?

[groans]

Definitely her dad.
Like, for me, right now,

you know.

I know. It's definitely her dad.

[sighs]

Let's go to bed.

- [Kane] Right.
- I can't think about this anymore.

[Kane] I'm so tired. Oh.

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

Possible Tony's calling!

- [Kane] What?
- I swear to God, Possible...

[Kane] Oh, my... What?

[suspenseful music plays]

Hello, this is Kevin.

Uh, Tony.

- [woman, on phone] Hi, Kevin.
- Hi.

[woman] Uh, you...
You looking for, uh, Tony, right?