CARNEY: This is a story
about a chicken,
and chickens
start out as eggs.
So, in a land far away,
some eggs were prisoners
in a giant's kitchen.
EGG 1: Somebody, help us!
EGG 2: Help!
EGG 3: Help us!
No!
Run for it!
That burns!
CARNEY: The giant's
fierce hunger
demanded bacon and eggs.
Get up, dude!
Let's go, man!
We got an egg down.
I repeat, egg down!
CARNEY: And then,
a miracle.
It was Rolo
the Super Revenger!
Lady, this is
a yolko no-no!
Hey! Help!
ROLO: This buffet is closed
due to numerous
health infractions.
Yeah.
Egg-a-dee-doo-dah.
Rolo rescued Willy and Bacon,
and they became
the best of friends.
And together,
they became known
as The Breakfast Bandidos.
Promising to crack down
on crime and protect eggs
by the dozen,
even carnival eggs like me.
Holy Confetti, I implore
you watch over this
handsome little egg,
who's about to get popped.
BOY: One, two,
three!
Gotcha!
And I might've
pooped a little.
I'm afraid of heights,
you know.
And they also rescued Bibi.
CARNEY:
She's an awesome acrobat.
It was her dream.
But one time,
the juggler goofed up,
and she went tumbling down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, no!
Huh?
Oh.
Now, if you can sing
like Barry White,
we might have something.
All for you, baby.
CARNEY: And that's how
we all became
The Breakfast Bunch.
ALL: All for eggs,
and eggs for all!
Come on, eggs, scramble!
But our yarn
don't end there, no.
We journeyed to this farm
to witness a miracle.
And something came over Rolo.
Something big.
Oh.
That's a movie
with Egg Norton.
Right. My bad. More like...
Not true.
Okay, okay. The truth.
BOTH: Carney!
Oh, simmer down, now.
Rolo became a mighty,
meaty chicken, like, so...
Rolo's really strong
and brave.
Oh,
I remember that day.
It was so beautiful
and special
since day one.
Yeah, but he ain't just
any old chicken.
Now, he's...
A rooster.
Cool.
Oh, wow!
Check it out.
EGG: He's coming!
Oh, wow!
BOY EGG: He is big.
Hey, guys.
Lookie, Lookie.
Check out the g*n show.
Carney.
Oh, yeah!
Picture his wings of gold,
strutting like
a Bel-air peacock
down Sunnyside Strip.
Stop.
His crow can be
heard for miles.
Maybe he'll go
on The Voice.
Please, Mr. Rolo,
can you sing
some Bob Marley now?
Well, I don't know,
I'm a little parched.
You know,
? Three little birds
on my doorstep ?
You know it?
BOY EGG: Let's play monsters.
Roar!
Roar!
Help!
All right, all right, kids.
Come on, time to hit the hay.
Oh, please,
five more minutes?
I love him,
he was gonna sing
my favorite song.
Some other time, okay?
You've had a big day.
I don't want
to go to bed.
Come on, honey.
I'll see you tomorrow,
Super Revenger.
Night-night, Rolo.
I love you.
See you tomorrow, sweetie.
Good night, Mom.
"Super Revenger"?
Would you rather
"The Eggualizer"?
No.
"The Chicken Tetrascreamy?"
No.
"The Chicken Choker."
None of them.
Jeez, you're uptight.
You swallow a feather?
It's only kids' stories.
Okay, wait a minute.
Why am I riding
around on a broom?
How am I supposed to
live up to these stories?
I'm the furthest thing
from a superhero.
When that day comes,
I'll say what's super
about you.
I think that chicken's
revving in the slow lane.
Huh?
Girl's tripping.
She wants someone
to pick a peck of
pickled peppers with.
What are you talking about?
Uh, that you have
a girlfriend. Whoo! Baby!
Oh, no. No way. Dee...
Forget her.
You need to focus on
getting out of here.
Not on impressing the ladies.
You yolk digger!
No, no. No.
WILLY: But maybe...
Just go talk to her.
Tell her you like her, too.
She's cute.
Just go check her out.
I think I'll just
stay here.
This is your shot! Go!
What do you have to lose?
Go for it!
Get off me, Bacon.
He falls in love,
goodbye, Hollywood.
Uh...
Hi, Dee. Later.
Rolo! What a surprise.
I wasn't expecting you.
Come sit with me.
Oh, babe, it smells
like love in the air.
I smell some kind of beans.
Just had a Chimichanga.
Ew.
Oh, you! But I think
Rolo's totally sprung on her.
Oh, disgusting.
I hate when they
peck each other.
Well, that's how roosters
and chickens kiss, I guess.
Pretty gross. Ew.
It's not adorable
like you and me.
Mmm.
So, uh, your feathers,
are they natural,
or do you dye them?
I'm all natural.
What I, uh, want to say is
that I want to just
tell you that I...
Well...
Everyone's a critic.
God, I hate frogs.
What were you saying?
Well, that you, uh...
That you...
That you... That you...
That... That you...
That you... That you...
That you... That you...
That you... That you...
That you... That you...
Seriously!
What is your problem?
Why don't you just go
Frogger across the street?
Okay, tough guy,
don't get your
feathers ruffled.
Why don't we go
for a walk instead?
It's just that I want
that toad to go away!
Hey, stop.
Feeling better?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
I just want to pull off
his legs and just see
if they taste like chicken,
you know?
So what is it?
What did you want to tell me?
Right. Starting over.
Well, I think
you and me should...
DON ALFONSO:
Good evening, kids.
I can't catch a break.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, sweetie.
How are you,
Don Alfonso?
Ready for tomorrow, Rolo?
Meh. I guess.
Kind of, sorta.
What do you mean "meh?"
No, no, no.
Tomorrow, you start
playing a vital role
in the community.
The morning c*ck,
you'll be one step
closer to roosterhood.
It's easy for you to say.
You were a boxer,
and you're not
afraid of anything.
Uh... Not always.
Rooster boxing can be
very dangerous.
Boxing! The big match
is about to begin!
Got to run!
See you later, Rolo!
Mmm.
I don't know about that boy.
He confuses me.
He's got the potential,
but I think his
brain's a little scrambled.
Isn't he such
a dream, Dad?
Yes, that's right.
He's a what?
GRANDMA: Hugo!
HUGO: Just a sec, Grandma.
GRANDMA: You haven't
finished your cereal!
Oh, come on,
Grandma, no time to eat.
GRANDMA: What?
You went outside
in bare feet?
Time for the boxing match.
GRANDMA: Eh?
You found my secret batch?
HUGO: Oh, Grandma.
Here, chicky-chicky.
You're so cute, sit here.
Oh, no.
Oh.
I'm not strong enough
without you, Grandpa.
I'm not.
I tried my best,
but it's so hard.
MAN:
And we're off.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the main event.
Our green ribbon challenger,
Manny Cluckiao.
And our champion,
bearer of the red ribbon,
the fiercest fighter
I've ever seen,
Talons of Thunder!
And, ooh, we're barely
starting out,
but look at that speed.
One, two, three!
And Cluckiao hits the mat.
REFEREE: Five, four.
Three.
ANNOUNCER: The ref
is counting down.
Talons of Thunder is
confident, but wait...
What's this?
This is not over.
It looks like Cluckiao
is getting back to his feet.
Just stay down, kid.
This rooster is resilient.
And we thought he was
down for the count.
Man, does Talons of
Thunder look angry.
Come on, Manny!
Tear him apart,
Talons of Thunder.
Come on!
ANNOUNCER:
Crowd's getting rowdy.
Please, Talons of Thunder.
They're gonna take him away.
ANNOUNCER: And this little
guy's just not giving up.
Oh, no.
Come on.
ANNOUNCER:
And, here they come.
Couple jabs from
Talons of Thunder.
One jab, two jab.
And Cluckiao
comes out with a hit.
Talons of Thunder
charges once more.
Look at the height
he reaches!
He's gonna do it.
Man, oh, man!
Talons of Thunder pulls out
his famous boulder crush
and Cluckiao is down
for the count.
And the winner is,
Talons of Thunder,
the rooster!
Owned by Billy Bob Thornton.
Aka, Shady Slim.
MAN: Talons of Thunder.
Yeah, come on!
Come on, buddy.
You okay?
Your farm is all mine,
Billy Joe, got it?
Oh, please reconsider,
Slim, I'm begging you.
A wager is a wager.
You know I didn't
even wanna bet!
You have two days
to get out.
But, now,
where am I supposed to live?
I don't know,
but you ain't taking
no chickens with ya!
Now, get out of my sight!
You bully!
CARNEY: Ahhh!
Rolo, where's the fire?
The paper just got here.
So, what?
Check it out.
No way! That savage
won again? Ugh.
Can you imagine
what it would be like
to be a rooster boxer?
What, to get paid
to run around in
shorts and hit people?
Ha!
No, doesn't really
scream "Willy."
A right hook, and, ooh...
Looks like Talons
of Thunder is down!
The crowd goes wild!
He's not getting up.
And, our new champ is Rolo!
Oh, yeah! Ooh, baby.
Uh-huh.
Check me out, check me out.
Ooh, yeah, baby.
Uh, uh, Whoo!
The Rooster Revenger! Yeah.
Rooster Revenger, huh?
I think you owe Carney
some royalties.
Well, maybe...
"Rolo Dynamite."
Or, "The Barnyard Basher."
Or, "He who wakes up
the farm folk?"
I don't know,
it sounds like
an old lady's name.
It's not really intimidating.
You ready to go?
No, I don't want to be
nobody's alarm clock.
I don't wanna,
I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
Oh, come on,
come on, day's a wasting.
No! I'm not moving!
And you can't make me.
This is a technique
I learned listening
to yoga on the radio.
I just...
I root myself,
and nothing can move me.
Very impressive.
DON ALFONSO:
Good morning, Muppet.
Morning. Break a leg, Rolo.
Ready?
Is he going to crow?
Something like that.
I'm excited.
His first day as a rooster.
My baby,
it's his official debut.
The world is waiting, Rolo.
Show 'em
what you're made of.
Uh-oh.
I've got the vertigo.
You'll be fine.
It's bad.
Stand up straight,
take a deep breath.
Hard times.
sh**t your wings back
wide and crow!
No fear.
I'm proud of you, son.
Oh, Mom.
You're fine,
ground yourself.
Here goes nothing.
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
...a-doodle-doo!
What a beautiful song,
just like the movies.
Oh, no! Make it stop!
ROLO: c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
There's yolk
coming out of my ears.
Uh... Let's try it again.
But not like a cat
caught in a fence.
Don't hold it in.
Let it out! Be proud!
From the gut!
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Oh, it's so painful.
ROLO: c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Can I just go deaf now?
Ah! Sounds like
forks in a blender.
Holy mackerel!
That bird's possessed!
ROLO: c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Be gone, unclean spirits!
I cast you out!
It's okay, it's okay.
No need to panic.
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
I think the worst is over.
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Oh! Why?
What's wrong with that guy?
Oh, man.
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Make it stop.
k*ll me, please.
ROLO: c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
ROLO: c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Shut up, I can't sleep.
c*ck-a-doo...
HUGO: Oh!
ROLO: ...doodle-do!
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Oh, no, no.
Just stop, stop.
I'm begging you.
No more!
What?
Hey, look,
I woke everyone up.
Yeah, everyone, five miles
in every direction.
Quiet.
Huh?
It's okay, Bacon, I know.
I know, I know.
Oh, man, I feel like
my expiration date
just got moved up.
A voice like butter,
and so handsome.
Huh?
What?
I'm sorry.
There's no money
to keep it, Hugo.
HUGO: Oh, Grandma.
What are we gonna do?
Calm down,
calm down, everybody.
Let's not lose
our heads just yet.
But the question is,
who leaves first?
The chickens, or the eggs?
Nobody's going anywhere.
I don't know about you,
Super Revenger,
but I'm not going back
to no kitchen,
that's for sure.
Okay, let's focus.
What matters here is,
how we can save
the farm from going under.
We have to do something.
This has been our home
for a long time,
and we should fight for it.
We're eggs,
chickens and bacon.
How are we supposed to make
that much money?
I don't know.
Well?
I think I just might know
how to find the money.
Maybe we sell Rolo's
voice-box on Eggslist?
We place a bet at the arena.
But, Don Alfonso,
I thought you retired
from fighting.
Are you sure, Dad?
You haven't fought
in such a long time.
And that's an awful lot
of eggs put in one basket.
Well, if anyone
has a better idea?
So, what do you say?
Who's with me?
I'm with you.
I say, once a champ,
always a champ.
Count me in.
Yeah, me, too.
Me, three. I mean, me, too.
Okay, Dad.
I believe in you.
Count me in.
I'm there.
Me, too.
Okay, now
that we've got
that out of the way,
how do we place this bet?
We have to go to town.
I know a few eggs
that can lend a hand.
Oh. Go to town?
Go to town. I don't know.
Oh! Go to town.
Go! Go to town.
It's only, like, 20 miles!
Uh... Mailman.
Oh, oh, oh.
Be cool, be cool.
I said "mailman",
not "bail man."
Oh, right, yeah.
Of course, the mailman.
Tell me you're not thinking
of somehow distracting him,
and somehow
stealing his motorcycle,
and all of us climbing
on to it and somehow
riding into town?
Like...
Down, boy!
Down! Easy! Watch it!
Get, get!
Hey, did you...
Did you see that?
Yeah, they left
without paying.
Yo, Gray.
What's going on, Red?
I've got
the munchies, dude.
I hear ya.
Likewise, dude.
Craving some
chicken nuggets, man.
But we're in BFA.
No chicken nuggets here,
you see,
we've got nothing here...
See that!
Chicken nuggets.
Whoa, yeah!
Let's go
get some then, dude.
? Chicken and waffles
? Chicken and waffles
? And bacon and eggs
? And bacon and eggs
? Make me so happy
? Make me so happy
? Eating chicken legs
? Eating chicken legs ?
Gray.
Let's go, dude.
You think we just
imagined those nuggets
'cause we're so hungry?
Were they riding
a motorcycle in your dream?
Yeah, I think so.
Then, no.
You're so cool!
I am.
You're so cool!
I know.
Yeah.
Where to, Don Alfonso?
There.
So, that's the arena.
Wow.
That's where you fought?
It's been a while.
Now, wait just a minute,
Eggstein.
You realize
there are giants there
and I'm an egg
full of confetti?
That combo ends
with someone
chucking me at a wall.
Don't worry.
No one is going
to even see you.
Yeah, I don't know about you,
but I haven't been
practicing my invisibility.
Like, "Where's Carney?
See him? Peek-a-boo.
"There he is.
See him? Nope."
The arena has
an underworld
for all birds
and eggs that giants
are not aware of.
Well, slap my butt
and call me "Spanky."
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
I owe you!
I know you. Let me see...
What?
You made me
lose lots of money.
Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
That's life.
I had to take
an office job at Butterball.
That is sick!
There must be some kind
of misunderstanding.
Oh, it's like that, huh?
Are you afraid
to tell your groupies
the truth, huh?
Are you scared? Coward!
You're all the same!
Please, Mister.
Calm down.
Nobody's talking to you.
Hey! I said
I was sorry. Turkey.
Now, get out of here.
Hey, I was just
leaving, anyway.
Hey! Hey, I know you.
You owe me money!
What's going on?
Everybody out.
Come on. Let's go. Move!
We wanna see the Eggfather.
Whoa, whoa!
Why's this guy
snapping at me?
Nobody sees
the Eggfather just because.
Tell him I'm Rowdy
the Rooster.
This guy, right?
That was my
rooster boxing name.
Very well. Wait here.
We might be waiting a while.
Stay close, blend in.
And most of all,
don't go looking
for trouble.
Lot of bad eggs in here.
That was me.
Taco Tuesday.
Wow.
Hey, Rolo.
We haven't had time
to finish
our conversation.
One day,
I'm gonna be a great
rooster boxer, too.
It's just...
It's hard for me to see
someone I care about
getting into a fight.
- That you care about?
- I...
ROLO: A fight.
Ugh.
Wow.
ANNOUNCER: The emotions
we are experiencing
here today are unparalleled.
Look at the technique.
The elasticity!
This is a unique match,
I must say.
No!
ANNOUNCER: The sumo chicken
isn't even using his wings.
And he shakes it off.
Wow.
Look at the rooster.
Look at him, look at him!
He's using an ancient
Chinese chicken technique.
It's called "Krav Kaka."
You wouldn't be
afraid in there?
Well, yeah.
Maybe at first, probably.
DON ALFONSO:
The fear never goes away.
When you're in there,
you feel it in your crest.
But it's then
that you realize
what you're really made of.
Fine feathers
make fine birds.
Oh, hey.
Follow me, right this way.
The Eggfather has agreed
to see you.
EGGFATHER:
Beautiful day.
Good boy.
Wow.
EGGFATHER: Nice of you
to join me on this fine day.
My rotten yolk wonders,
why shouldn't I roast
this back-stabbing rooster?
I know we have
scores to settle,
but I bring some business
that might smooth out
any wrinkles.
What can you offer
that I don't already have?
I want to wager the farm
I live on, on a fight.
Real money.
And why would you want
to bet the farm, huh?
Because it's bankrupt.
But it's worth plenty.
It's very large.
Hmm.
Manfred, cashmere!
Coming, coming, coming!
Oh! Ew,
they smudged you? Gross.
Neanderthals.
Here, let me fix it. Basic.
Dummy, do not
stress me out like that
'cause I'm gonna crack.
Sorry about that.
Had a little business.
So, you wanna fight again?
Yes.
And how do I know
you won't chicken out
and cut and run
like last time?
Do you mind?
Set up the bet.
Simply write
a letter as if it came
from the owner
of our farm. Please.
My father is a brave c*ck
and he knows what he's doing.
Ooh. Who are you,
chickadee?
Dee.
As in, chickadee?
Without the "chicka".
But you're a chicken.
Eggfather, the name is Dee.
Huh?
No, my name is Sheldon,
but don't tell anyone
'cause they tease me.
No, not your name, her name.
She's Dee, you see?
Mmm-hmm.
Complicated,
just like her father.
Your daddy
must've told you
about his final fight,
now didn't he?
Did he, chickadee?
Just Dee.
Wait, what?
That's not my name.
Whatever.
Just tell your old man
to tell you about it.
Hey, I'm confused.
Who is Dee?
I think the bacon.
You finished?
Sir, I understand
you have a great deal
of power and influence here,
even over the giants.
This conversation is boring.
There's nothing in it for me.
You know what to do with them.
Hey! Wait! I know Yolk Hogan!
He'll crack you up!
Seriously?
Buzz off, buzzard.
Eggfather, before you
send us to the broiler,
hear me out.
A word in private, please.
For old time's sake.
Hmm.
Why not.
Learn some manners,
bunch of brutes!
Are you okay?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Good evening,
roosters, hams,
eggs and omelets!
Do you wanna see
some chicken legs tonight?
Yeah!
Well, then,
let me introduce
a real tweet-treat for ya!
She's the most beautiful,
the most magnetic,
the most diva-licious doll
in the club!
Sweet Pea!
? Chickens and turkeys
and vultures
All wanna touch me
? None of them
Not one of them
is worthy, you see?
? When they find it is easy
to say look at me
? Or just sadly
too shell-shocked
'Tis clear as can be
? You see
my crown and feathers
And beautiful wings
? And I... ?
Bow-chicka-wow-wow. Whoo-hoo!
What?
Yeah, come on.
? And I cannot change
? Can't be blamed
for the way
they fall permanently ?
Ugh. She's, like, so fake.
Nothing but injections.
What do you even see in her?
? It's my tail and my feathers
And my beautiful wings
? And you know it's all
too good for you
? I got, I got, I got
What you want... ?
Hello, Chica,you want
to dance?
Come on, huh?
I don't think so.
Oh, I think I'm in love.
I'll wait here for you.
? ...look at me
'Cause I've got,
I've got all you need
? You want me so bad
You'll give up your feed ?
You know it, boys.
Hot stuff! Whoo-hoo!
Ooh, baby!
Everything copacetic?
Fine. Why do you ask?
Mmm-mmm.
Hi.
Can I get
your autograph, too?
Thank you so much.
And what's the name?
Yes, Johnny. Thank you.
Of course.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you for coming.
Hi, there.
Hello, handsome.
Do you want
an autograph, too?
What?
You are the most
beautiful bird
I've ever seen.
I mean, you're a chicken,
but you have nice sweet peas.
No, no, I mean,
you, Sweet Pea,
are chicken me.
Aren't you just
a pocketful of charm.
You're such a cutie.
Are you perhaps
a fighter in training?
Uh... I am. Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Of course, you are.
Yeah.
A strong man like you?
Ooh, I can tell.
Oh.
Well, you know,
I don't like to brag.
No, no, no!
Look, here comes the champ!
Can I get your autograph,
champ?
Of course, of course.
Sure, sure.
Right here.
Who do I make it out to?
To Johnny.
My pleasure.
Thanks.
Hey, baby.
Hey, handsome.
Yeah.
What's with this guy?
What's he got,
the bird flu?
Isn't he adorable?
He's a fan.
CHICKEN:
He says he's a fighter!
So, you're
a rooster boxer, huh?
What class? Feather weight?
Hey, come on,
feather weight?
Ah! Hey!
Leave him be,
Talons of Thunder!
Dad, are you all right?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Ah!
The dead have risen!
Don Alfonso!
Long time no see.
We don't want trouble.
I was only asking for
an autograph, that's it.
But it's not like
she even likes it.
Ugh. She's so jealous.
He's nothing
but a spring chicken.
Look at him.
You're just picking
a fight.
EGGFATHER: Enough!
I've been considering
Don Alfonso's offer
to fight in the tournament.
And I think
I'm gonna take it.
Thank you, Eggfather.
Under certain conditions,
that is.
Go ahead.
One. We have a big event
coming up in two weeks.
It'll be the main event.
The Omelet Crackdown.
That's very
little time to train.
Two.
The fight will be
against Talons of Thunder.
Hmm.
No, Dad.
You can't do that.
Hmm?
We need a good match-up
to draw in high rollers
to obtain the money we need.
Agreed.
And the last requirement.
You are not fighting.
He is.
Huh? Huh?
But he's not
a trained fighter.
Oh, I thought you were.
He doesn't have
the experience, or the age,
or the weight.
Or the...
Those are my terms.
Non-negotiable.
Mmm.
Yellow.
Chicken.
So then, no deal.
Suit yourself.
Waste of time.
Made me miss my program.
Cheer up, chicky.
I'll do it. I'll fight.
You don't have to do this.
Yes, I do.
I have to do it
for me, for you,
for all my friends,
and for our home.
Are you sure?
You said that fine feathers
make fine birds, right?
We'll take that bet!
ALL: Yeah!
Good!
Everything is settled then,
more or less.
Take it to Shady Slim.
This is gonna be a joke.
See you in the arena.
Oh, yeah.
"See you in the arena.
My stink don't smell."
Okay, see you there, buddy.
Ugh. You're on.
Okay.
You really
stepped up, friend.
That was amaze.
Pleasure knowing you, pal.
So, you wanna be roasted
or maybe chicken fried?
Carney, dude.
Carney.
"Dear Mr. Shady Slim,
"I own Chunky Chicken Farms
"and I want to bet
my property
"against your rooster,
Talons of Thunder."
I didn't even need
to scout out this one.
Let's see where
this Chunky farm is.
There we go. Hmm.
If we re-route
the highway this way,
it's a perfect spot
for a gas station!
I'll take that bet!
Dad, he's coming to.
Okay, I'll pull over
up ahead.
Hey, Red. I think
we're almost there, Red.
It's this way, Red.
Sure hope so,
'cause I'm feening bad, dude.
That's
the chicken nuggets, dude?
Don't know. You got
a real nice tail, though.
Hey, my eyes are
in my face, buster.
It's just,
you dropped it.
Hey, my tail!
Oh, no, it was so nice, too,
like a Kardashian tail.
You let your tail
do your thinking?
Explains why
your luck's so bad.
No, dimwit!
It helps guide me.
Ow!
Without my tail,
my sense of direction
is gonna be all screwy.
Let's see, run that-away?
No.
Okay, that way.
Oh, that's so sad.
ROLO:
Thank goodness.
I had a horrible dream.
I was supposed to fight
Talons of Thunder
to save the farm
and it was really scary.
It was a dream, right?
No, brother.
You've got two weeks.
We're almost there,
but we'll have to leave
the mailman's bike.
No, man.
I told you.
I don't do cops.
Again,
he said "mailman."
Yeah, I knew that.
Don Alfonso, do you
really think I can beat
Talons of Thunder?
Mmm-mmm.
Well, but,
you can train me,
can't you?
Not in two weeks.
That's why we're here.
ROLO: In the woods?
Hey, if you really
want to engage with nature,
I can get us
some awesome herbs.
Don Alfonso,
what really happened
with you and the Eggfather?
Don Alfonso, now it's
Rolo risking his beak.
If you want us here
on your side,
you should tell us
what we're doing here.
Very well.
I was a great fighter.
Undisputed, undefeated
But one day, I was faced
with the most
unusual opponent.
He was very limber.
His style was different,
impossible.
I threw my most powerful blows
and they would
barely tickle him.
I was overcome with fear.
I ran all over that ring,
while that rooster chased me
making these strange sounds.
The Eggfather
lost plenty of money
because of me.
But that wasn't the worst.
My rival was not a rooster.
He was a duck!
I became a laughing stock.
The rooster who ducked.
I vanished for good.
Because you lost
the fight?
Because I ran, it was
an immediate disqualification.
The important thing is,
today, you came back
and you faced your past.
So, we're looking for
the duck who beat you
to train me?
He has techniques
that are only known
to ducks.
But they might surprise
Talons of Thunder.
Well, he sounds
extra special.
So, let's get quacking
and find ourselves
that duck.
But wait. Which way?
All right.
DISK JOCKEY:
? Throw your wings in the air
Like you just don't care
? Throw your wings in the air
Like you just don't care
? I just wanna
hear you quack!
? Quack!
ALL: Quack!
? I just wanna
hear you quack!
ALL: Quack!
Drakes and ducks,
put your wings together
and welcome Soup Duck!
? Yeah ?
And Cool Quack J!
? Yo, yo, upside down
I rule this here sound
? This bird is such a nerd
I rhyme circles round
this clown
? Gonna splash you
with my webbed feet
? Take you down
to danger street
? You better watch
your beak
? 'Cause when
I'm done with you
There ain't no retreat ?
'Kay, I got this. Yeah.
Yeah.
Quack, quack.
My name's Soup Duck.
? This duck's my pet
Kicking tail ain't no sweat
? Here, looking
at the sky Rock
it till you cry foul
? Oh, yeah,
his style is fallible
My rhymes invaluable
? He's so tiny
He's half a half kilo
? You ain't even good enough
to stuff in my pillow
? It's so humiliating
Your rhymes could barely fly
? There's no retaliating
Are you gonna cry?
? I can tell already
that your rap is so cheap
? Stick could crack
your shell
? You're a punk
off the street ?
Kid.
Whoo! Soup Duck!
Yeah! That was sick, yo.
So, where's the duck
that you fought?
I don't see him.
Yo, yo.
Let's check out
the next match-up today.
Okay. Who's game to go?
I know. You go up there.
Me? I can't rap.
Yes, yes.
Lesson one.
Overcoming stage fright.
Let's go.
No, no. Please don't make me.
Hey! I've got your guy
right here!
Help!
No way! No, no, no.
Come on, Rolo.
ROLO: No! Not me! Not it.
Uh-huh.
This rooster
can defeat anyone.
Not true.
He's highly medicated.
Okay. Yo, c*ck.
What you do here?
Everybody knows
only ducks can rap.
Oh. Are you afraid
of roosters?
Oh, no, he didn't.
All right,
all right, all right,
I'll take this chicky
down a peg or two.
Huh?
DJ, gimme a beat!
Break it down.
Right there, right there,
right there like this.
Yeah.
You're up.
? Yo, you feeling pretty c*ck
You coming here to boast
? You're nothing
but a hatchling
That smells like roast
? Ha, ha, yo, yo
? Uh, uh
? You nothing but a splinter
? Who flies north
for the winter
? I'm saying this to you
Fly back to your coop
? And take your little group
You c*ck-a-doodle-doo ?
Jay and Silent
Bacon should do that...
What, what?
? You're an ugly duckling
And rhymes with duckling ?
? Uh, uh, uh
Oh, man.
? Wow, you just so ugly, duck
? Duck-goose, I goose you
so ugly you
? So, duck in and duck
for cover ?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Let's be honest,
we knew singing
wasn't his thing.
Oh, I hope Don Alfonso
knows what he's doing.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
This isn't how
roosters fight.
The kid's a boxer,
not a singer.
Don't you know any ducks
who can fight for real?
ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight!
ROLO: What are they saying?
Did they like my jam?
And here's your opponent.
It's Duck Norris!
Did not see this coming.
No.
No way. That duck just roared.
It's gotta be a mutant.
Ha! Ya!
Hiya! Ha!
Ya!
Are you ready?
Don Alfonso!
Don't be afraid.
Don't let him
intimidate you.
What do I do?
Just follow
your instincts, Rolo.
My good kicking leg.
That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
He won?
He won!
Yeah.
And that's how you win
a fight, you duckers.
Okay.
Cool, huh?
Mmm, mmm.
There he is!
Uh-oh.
Oh, at this rate,
training alone
is gonna k*ll him.
Oh, come on. He can't do
much worse than this.
That was the best way
to get his attention.
Oh, yeah? Whose?
Aye yai yai.
What is going on?
I don't know if I should cry,
or just throw in the towel,
'cause after this,
I think I've seen it all.
Huh?
Which one of you
is thick enough
to pit a mangy
rooster against a duck?
What? Huh?
Are you trying
to send this guy
to the big
chicken coop in the sky
or whatever you kids
call it?
Dude's crazier than me.
Uh... And you are?
All right. Now, cower before
Sir Mickey Mallard Britney
Douglovich Esquire III.
King of the pool,
star of the stage.
Hey, Mickey,
we're looking for a duck.
A duck? Which duck is that?
'Cause we got ducks,
ducks, ducks, ducks,
coming out of our blowholes.
Lookie here.
Whatever your hearts' desire.
We got ducks
with green feathers,
yellow, blue, black, orange,
glow-in-the-dark,
tutti frutti.
We got king-size,
queen-size, double-twin
inflatable and many more.
Howard, Donald, Aflac,
Daffy and Darkwing,
take just one
or take 'em all! Your choice.
Hey, hey, hey,
we're not just
looking for any duck.
Whoa! They're all shiny,
little fella.
Not just your
run-of-the-mill ducks.
We're looking for
a duck who would dress
like a rooster to pull
a fast one on people.
A-ha!
Wait a sec.
Am I getting Punk'd?
Come here!
Come here!
Come out, come out,
come out!
Or I'm gonna crack myself,
I swear it.
Bacon, do I act
like that, for reals?
Hey, easy now.
Have you heard of
this duck, or not?
Have I heard of him? Ha!
I thought I was an orphan,
and then this guy pops up
out of nowhere and says,
"I have a hard time
saying I love you."
And I say,
"Well, I have a hard time
saying Worcestershire sauce."
And then he says,
"I am your father."
And I say,
"Well, you and what army,
Lord of the Sith."
He's your father then?
Absotuting.
And I says to him,
"Where you been, Daddio?"
And he says, "On the road,
'cause I've been boxing.
I'm a champ."
And I says, "I don't buy it."
And he says, "Watch me."
And he takes me to the arena.
And I sit down and
I watch him and...
Boom! Whoa! Poof!
Ka-boom!
Rooster for breakfast.
And he was fighting
and fighting until the day
folks made fun of him,
'cause some goofball
ran like a headless chicken.
I was that goofball.
And trust me,
between the two of us,
I was the bigger fool.
Oh, yeah. Well, then,
it's your fault!
I'm not afraid of you!
Hey, put me down.
That's not cool!
What is my fault?
After that day, he got blue
'cause he couldn't fight.
So, he started online dating,
and they never turn out
like their pictures.
So, he'd just roam around,
quacking incoherently,
yelling,
"Suffer the little children!"
I'd say,
"I'm right here, Dad."
He was never the same again.
Okay, that's awesome,
but we're looking for him
because we need his help.
I don't know where he is.
Went to find himself.
Said it would soothe his soul.
Put me down already.
I promise not to bite, okay?
Where do you think he is?
Well, don't quote me,
but I heard he's spelunking
in an alligator gut.
Wait. So, an alligator
ate him?
No, spelunking in
an alligator.
Jeez, it's like
you don't speak English.
How long ago was this?
Maybe a year.
Who knows with
daylight savings.
And so, you're saying
he's still spelunking
in an alligator gut?
Who told you?
Uh... This guy.
Come on,
we're wasting our time.
That duck is a dead duck.
No! He can't be gone!
Say it ain't so!
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
She did not mean
dead as a doorknob,
she meant "dead" dead.
No!
You know,
dead tired, not...
Not like he's,
you know, he's fertilizing
trees dead.
No, no, I meant more like
emotionally absent.
Oh, that makes sense.
And what should
I call you, sweet thing?
Uh, Bibi.
Do you know of any other ducks
who might be able
to train our rooster?
He has to fight in,
like, two weeks.
Skinny stems, weak flappers,
tiny schnoz,
underdeveloped spurs,
really, really big head.
This dude's way
too young to fight.
Can't you see that?
They're gonna make
mincemeat out of him.
We have no choice.
If he doesn't fight,
then we lose our home.
Huh?
Okay, I want my own trailer,
absolute silence at 3:00,
Season Three of
DuckTaleson DVD, whoo-hoo!
A special shell
massage from you.
M&M'S in the green room,
but no green M&M'S.
I got to tell you, buddy.
I don't think
there's enough room
in our g*ng for two nut jobs.
No, you're not
that crazy, Carney.
Talking about you, brother.
Oh... Mmm.
Ow, ow, ow.
I don't know
if I can go through
with this, Bacon.
Especially with that
trainer you guys found.
What do you think?
That's okay,
Bacon, thank you.
I think the swelling's down.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
I'm afraid. But I'm glad
you're here with me.
You think I can win?
I wish I could think
like you do, Bacon.
MICKEY: Well, just do it.
Like the saying goes,
"If the tutu fits,
get on your toes."
Tutu?
What I mean is,
you believe in yourself,
you can do it.
What?
"Your thoughts
spur your actions."
That's what
my dad used to say.
Hmm.
"Hmm," what?
Don't you "hmm" me,
or I'll "hmm" you.
Tomorrow, we start training.
And the first thing
I want you to learn
is for yourself
to believe in you.
Okay.
Repeat after me,
"Yes, I can."
Yes, I can.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, believe it.
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can.
Louder!
Yes, I can.
No, louder!
Yes, I can!
Yes! Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I can!
You're doing it!
Yes, I can!
Yes! Perfect!
Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
Yes, I can! Whoo!
Nothing can stop me!
I'm the best!
Yes, I can! Yeah!
Show me the money!
Yes, I can!
No. Wait, wait. I mean,
yes, I can! Yes, I can!
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
Uh... Okay.
Yeah, pretty sure
I'm doomed.
ROLO: Uh...
Where's Mickey?
What gives, dude?
We've been waiting here
all morning.
Sorry, slept in.
Was up all night
running drills.
See you bright
and early, champ.
Come on!
Nice!
Eleven, twelve, five...
Two!
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
I'm the king of the world!
Hey, not bad, huh?
I guess, for your first day,
it's all right.
But you're still no match
for Talons of Thunder.
Well, I'm having fun.
So, what's next, coach?
For your next lesson,
I would like you
to paint the fence.
Mmm.
Wax on, wax off.
I mean, paint on, paint off.
Seriously?
That's gonna make me
a better boxer?
Well, I don't know,
but if it's good enough
for the Karate Chick,
then it's good enough
for you.
To win at rooster boxing,
you got to be a duck, see.
What I mean is,
you have to channel
two moves
that only ducks know
how to do
and roosters
have no clue about.
Flying and swimming.
You're kidding?
Dude, I know how to fly.
Not that kind of flying.
Since you're new,
let's start with flying.
Spread your wings,
for crying out loud.
That's what they're for.
Be one with the air
and pretend you're a goose.
Right, a goose.
Aye yai yai.
Raven!
Eagle!
Parakeet!
One of those birds
on the beach
that walk funny!
MICKEY: Blue-footed booby!
Pelican! Penguin! Pigeon!
Embrace the spirit
of a whale.
Whales don't fly.
Well, that makes two of you!
Okay. Whale.
So?
That bad?
Worse. I hope
he improves tomorrow.
He's supposed to
learn how to swim.
Hmm. It's been a while.
How long would you say
a rooster can
make it underwater?
Let him be.
He's just chilling.
He's in the zone.
I think he ain't
coming up. Not it.
Not it!
You're up, pal.
Why me?
Hey, who's wearing
the rescue squad helmet?
Shake it off, shake it off,
don't stop moving.
Hit me.
Jab, jab, your left.
Your other left!
Now, block, body blow,
power move,
power combination!
Huh? My power move?
Pretend your opponent
is a vending machine that
just stole your money,
and your favorite snack
is just hanging there
like a booger at
the side of your face
that no one tells you about.
Do you pray for a strong wind
to knock that machine down?
No. You smack it till
that Butter Nutter falls,
and you can save it for later.
Huh? Uh-uh.
You just have to
find your power move.
Or you can just
unplug the machine
and smash it with
a sledge hammer.
Go on, Rolo, find it.
Let it out!
Okay, here goes.
Come on, Rolo, hit me.
Hit you? I just did.
Uh, let me see.
Perhaps, try finding
your power move,
by relying on
your crow, like so...
Okay. Okay.
What the... Dad!
I barely even touched him.
Now, that was
a spicy chicken wing.
Can't hold it anymore.
Hold tight.
No pain, no gain.
We have to
stretch your wings,
so you can fly.
Hey, look, look, look, look.
He didn't sink. Ooh.
Yo, duck, you doing all right?
What's up, baby?
Ready, Freddy?
No.
What?
But you got it.
Just gotta give
it some "oomph."
Give it quack.
Quack!
No, wait, wait. No.
Quack!
Hey, right side up,
he did it! He landed, yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
MICKEY: Goose!
Cannon ball!
Raven!
Blue-footed booby!
Whale!
Pelican!
Ah!
Nice thing.
Hey, that wasn't special.
Talk to Willy.
Ah.
Oh, good morning, son.
Here you go.
Mmm.
Hey, are you all set
for tomorrow?
What was that again? Huh?
Tomorrow's the big match.
You think that I'm a catch?
No, the big fight
at the ring.
You wanna have a fling?
No, no, no.
The rooster fight.
Oh, you flirt.
Well, if that's what
the kids are calling it
these days.
Not us, the roosters
at the arena.
Let's see here.
Chunky Chicken Farms
is betting its future
on a high stakes wager.
Oh, dear.
You could buy
a new hearing aid.
Oh, no, we're all out
of lemonade.
No, I mean,
if you win the bet
against the farm.
You see?
Oh, Grandpa,
what did you get me into
before you left us?
Oh.
Good luck, lady.
You need it!
Oh, boy,
what are we doing here?
I don't like
the looks of this.
Just go.
Whoa, whoa!
Guys, slow down.
You trying to k*ll me?
Remember your fight
with Duck Norris in the lake?
That lunatic? Yeah,
but this is a lot higher.
You dodged him
on your first try
because that's your instinct.
Fear keeps you alert.
Harness it.
Here they come,
here they come,
here they come!
This is it, Rolo.
Now, let your body do
what it knows how to do.
When you feel like a chicken,
let the rooster out.
Fly.
Wing scraper.
Backstroke.
Tie my shoe!
Cartwheel.
Paint the fence.
Whale.
Belly flop.
I did it! I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Wow, brother, this coach
is like Mr. Miyagi
on espresso.
I did it, I did it,
I did it!
Hey coach, I did it.
Your best defense
is to duck.
They'll never expect it.
"Hiya." Just like that.
Rolo-san, Namaste.
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, yeah!
Hmm.
That little rooster's
doing some weird stuff.
Nobody can lay
a finger on him.
Mmm.
We have to make sure
he doesn't stand a chance.
Snatch a few of
his friends from that farm.
The champ's not going
to like that very much,
I don't think so.
Well, the champ
doesn't need to know.
And don't even
think of telling
the Eggfather.
If you ask me,
Talons of Thunder can win
without your meddling.
Look here,
you trashcan with wings.
I've worked long and hard
to get to where I am.
And I'm not risking
that hillbilly farm bird
catching a lucky break.
Now, get your
junkyard buddies together,
unless you want to go back
to eating roadkill
on the highway.
Ow.
Hmm.
Tomorrow's the big day.
You gotta find
your power move.
What do you mean, "Find?"
Find where?
It's inside. Right here.
Yeah, we all have to
find our power move.
How do I find mine?
Use your crow.
Well, we're screwed.
Yeah, I can't crow.
You got more nose
than a lying puppet.
Buddy, where do you
get those
colorful expressions?
Buck up, sing.
Okay then, I'll try.
c*ck-a-doodle-doo!
Cut it out.
Wow.
You're way worse
than Happy Feet.
We're done for,
catch you later.
Okay, pay attention.
Now...
Just leave him alone.
You've tortured him enough
these past two weeks.
I'm sure it'll all be okay.
Oh, of course.
She's right.
Yeah, I don't think Rolo
needs our help right now.
Let's go.
Okay. Practice.
Find your power move.
And release your crow.
Catch you later, Rolo.
Just, uh, put a sock
on the door.
Uh...
I'm kind of nervous.
Maybe I should work
on my moves a little.
Maybe this will help.
Come here.
Huh?
Uh...
I... I have to
practice, bye.
Okay.
Good night, Rolo.
And thanks for
fighting for us.
Hmm.
All right,
all right, all right.
Okay, Karate Rooster!
No. No, no, no, no.
Come on.
Mortal Rooster!
Get over here.
Finish him! No.
Put more weight
on the left foot.
Let it out. Nunchuks.
Nunchuks! Come on, Rolo,
you can do it.
Let it out.
Help! No, no, no, no!
Please don't make me! No!
Rolo, are you really
gonna save the farm?
You're my hero.
Yes, you are.
I love you so much.
Don't leave.
Don Alfonso! Don Alfonso!
Ready?
I can't.
Calm down,
take a deep breath.
Grandma's coming.
No, no. I had a dream.
- And horrible and...
- Change my sheets. Huh?
Let's see.
Which one
of you two roosters
is going to fight today?
Hmm.
What?
No. No, I can't!
I'm sorry.
Rolo.
I suppose that's you.
Attaboy, then.
Dad?
Everything's gonna be okay.
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Grandma's still got it!
Move, cow!
Yo, Gray. I gotta
sh**t straight, man.
What do you mean, dude?
I think them chicken nuggets
are long gone, man.
Wow, man.
Well, I'll be.
It's the nuggets. Look!
Not now, man,
my tail hurts, see.
Oh, it hurts?
Yeah, I'm saying...
No wonder, dude.
Your tail's
been cut off, look!
Whoa! Wait, wait...
See? It's gone.
What? I'm a coward,
I know.
Don't rub it in...
It's okay.
I don't know what
I'd do in your place.
Yeah, 'cause I'm not
who you think I am.
Rolo, you got it all wrong.
You're not who you think
you are.
Waah!
"Everyone feel sorry for me,
I'm a quacky quitter."
Why don't we all
just give up the farm
and go work in a diner?
As the main course.
Sound like a plan?
Okay, I get it.
I'm the big disappointment,
yet again.
But you,
my friend, are just an egg,
who still hasn't hatched yet.
And who can't
even face the fact,
that his dad was dumb enough
to get swallowed
by an alligator.
Hey! Just because
I have tattoos
doesn't mean
I don't have feelings.
Big meanie.
Hey, uh, far be it from me
to cut the drama short,
but what's that?
Oh, lord! Vultures.
They've been spying on us.
Incoming! Everyone inside!
Help!
God, help!
Oh, no!
Come on, Rolo,
we need you.
You've gotta do something.
What do I do?
Maybe you don't
believe in yourself,
but I do.
Fly, you idiot!
ROLO: How?
I don't know,
you're the bird!
Fly!
Help me, Mommy!
Whoo-hoo!
Mommy!
Go! Run, kids!
Don't fail me now.
Don't fail me now. Whoa!
Get a move on, yo!
Oh, it's Rolo.
My hero.
He's gonna save us.
Yeah! It's me and you, buddy.
Flying high
and fighting crime.
Whoa, I think I'm tripping,
my cream of mushroom
must have went bad.
Huh?
ROLO: On my way, Mom!
Thank you, Rolo.
Leave him to me,
buddy, I got this.
Yeah. Whoo!
Give 'em hell, babe.
Oh.
Don't think
you can get rid of me
that easy, babe.
Hey.
How many times do
I have to tell you?
You have to spread
your wings!
Thank you.
Now, fly!
Egg Leader Five in position.
We're going in.
You thought you were
getting away?
Oh, you don't want
to mess with me.
Whoa, what?
Hmm.
You're mine.
Hello, pretty lady.
Shall we, hmm?
Okay.
Well, love is love.
The chickens getting away.
Time to get the ducks
then I think, come on.
Huh?
I have an idea! Follow me!
Get your ducks in a row.
Oops, Oh, no,
I think I just sharted.
Oh. Don't look.
All right.
This means business now.
Rolo, you're my hero.
Wow! You are.
You saved us, Rolo.
Not quite, I've still got
a fight to win.
Yeah, that's my bird!
Mickey loves ya!
Hey, what fight?
Uh, the boxing match.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
right, right. Gotcha.
Mickey, about what I said.
I didn't mean to,
I'm sorry...
Forget it,
forget it, forget it.
My father made his call,
he'll show up.
No worries.
I'm sure he will.
Okay, well, we should go.
The match will be
starting soon.
Come on, guys.
Rolo, no matter what happens,
I am very proud
of you, sweetie.
To the arena.
Oh, help! Help! Help!
Nobody cares about me.
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to a night
of rooster boxing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Careful,
that chair has
a weight limit.
Ugh.
Ugh.
ANNOUNCER: In the ring,
Goose Lee versus
Walker Texas Free Ranger.
Knockout!
REFEREE: Winner, Goose Lee.
ANNOUNCER: Up next.
Gallonator versus Mr. Miago.
Let's get Round One started.
Angry looking fellow.
And here's Mr. Miago.
He charges in.
Mr. Miago does not
look scared.
And he's not.
REFEREE: ...nine, ten.
And Mr. Miago wins.
With the reflexes.
Adrian!
Ah, arthritis.
Rolo.
What, you think
I was just gonna chicken out?
I knew there was more
to you.
Cowboy up.
You're up next, old timer.
All right,
all right, all right.
Quit with the sappy stuff.
Get the gloves on the kid.
Dad, what happened?
Rolo is going to fight.
Hmm? Hmm.
Remember, focus.
Flying, landing,
tire him out, okay?
Duck, dodge, roll.
Hit him here and there.
But save the power move
for when he's pooped.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Are you ready
for the main event?
A warm welcome.
He's an honest fighter,
but a brave one.
All the way from
Chunky Chicken Farms,
in the blue corner,
owned by Prudence Ruvalcaba,
the lady known as Grandma,
our challenger!
The Rooster Revenger Rolo!
Wow. Wow.
Here I am.
And here he is,
the one and only,
the strong and sturdy,
belonging to
Billy Bob Thornton,
Aka Shady Slim,
unforgiving and unrelenting,
the rooster roaster.
The undefeated champion,
Talons of Thunder!
All right, boys,
get to your corners.
Ah, you're such
a cute little fella.
And you've always been
such a good boy.
But are you the one I picked?
Wait, I can't remember.
Lady, just put him up
in the air,
for crying out loud.
Well, say what you
mean then, mister.
All right, kids,
it's time to fight.
You better play fair,
I'm warning you.
Ready, steady,
fight!
That's it, baby.
Get up, kid!
It looks like
the first blow was enough
to end the match
before it began.
Yeah! Yeah! Best if you
stay down there, kid.
...two, three, four...
...five,
six, seven, eight, nine...
ANNOUNCER: The little rooster
is back on his feet.
This is not over.
Yeah. Yeah.
You still got
something left, huh?
Hey, is that all you got?
No! Go away!
No! No!
Stop running!
You got a better idea?
If you run,
they disqualify you!
Stop running! Just stop!
Seems like
The Rooster Revenger
should really be
called The Ring Runner.
I've never seen
anything like that guy.
Look at him go, jeez.
Oh.
This is a joke!
Come on! It's a joke!
Come on!
Hey, what the duck
are you doing?
I don't know,
but he's really strong!
Remember the training.
Let go! Fly!
Let your body do
what it knows how to do!
You know, I almost
feel sorry for this kid.
Poor little guy.
It looks like
this little
rooster's got some spunk.
Um, well...
Come on!
I am gonna pluck you alive.
Come on!
Swerve, paint the fence,
tie my shoe,
pelican, cartwheel!
Whale, blue-footed booby!
Break the pen!
Come on, Rolo!
And there's the bell.
The first round is over.
Let's start the second round.
Get over here!
The bell!
Didn't you hear it?
Ring, ring, ring!
That was a lucky shot!
REFEREE: All right,
break it up.
Did you see me? I hit him.
Nothing pretty about that.
It's only the first round.
But you held on.
And you cost me
a bunch of money.
Pretty sick, bro,
Fantastic!
Uh, I failed math,
but I think you're even.
Yeah, but I'm really
messing with his head.
He looks scared.
No worries.
Well, kind of.
Really worried,
so worried, no.
But kind of like worried,
worried-ish.
Oh, Mommy.
Focus, focus.
Bring it. Go on!
Just in case you see it,
don't go to the light.
ANNOUNCER: And we're off!
What the deviled egg
are you doing? Get up!
I don't believe my eyes.
These punches
are cannonballs!
One, two, three!
They gave him
the short count, but now
he's back in the game.
All right!
Yeah!
You got this, Rolo!
Oh.
Oh, man!
He's gonna win!
He's gonna win!
Get out of my face!
I don't want that!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, here we go.
Man, these guys are
really going at it.
Nice punch!
Round Three's up.
Oh.
ANNOUNCER: Man,
these guys aren't going down.
And another connect.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
What the...
ANNOUNCER: And the blue fans
are going wild!
Hang on, hang on.
How many fingers?
Oh, man, this is chaos!
Listen to that crowd!
WOMAN 1: You rock!
WOMAN 2: Yeah!
Oh, yeah,
come say that to my face!
Shut up! Shut up!
Stay sharp, Rolo.
He's getting ready
to bring out the big g*ns.
Wait. Are you saying
those were small g*ns?
Yeah, but he's burned out.
Time to mix it up.
Don't forget,
spread your wings and fly!
It took him long enough
to pull out his famous
boulder slam.
That's my Rolo!
Yeah!
ANNOUNCER:
This is incredible!
No one would've ever guessed
that this rookie could keep
Talons of Thunder at bay.
Quit moving around!
ANNOUNCER: Looks like
Talons of Thunder
is getting tired.
Two alligators,
three alligators...
Swim! Swim!
REFEREE: ...four alligators,
five alligators,
six alligators,
seven alligators,
eight alligators,
nine alligators...
Oh, come on!
He was counting slow!
En garde,and fight!
This is an exciting match,
but the hit count clearly
favors Talons of Thunder.
If Rolo doesn't
knock him out,
the dream to save Chunky
Chicken Farm will be lost.
I lost my mouth guard.
Give me another.
Oh, okay.
Okay, Rolo.
Put up or shut up.
Your power move!
ANNOUNCER: Against all odds,
we've gone the distance.
Round 12. This is it.
Yeah!
Hmm.
Talons of Thunder
is showing his fatigue.
Now, Rolo!
That was your power move?
That was it?
Huh?
It didn't work.
No, man!
Oh, this little rooster
still hasn't found
his power move!
Rolo, you have to crow!
No, it won't work.
I can't crow!
Your crow will
give you strength! Use it!
Yeah, let it out, Rolo!
Hey, man. We trust you, buddy.
But not completely. But we do.
Do it now!
This is your moment!
You know what you are?
MICKEY: When you feel
like a chicken,
let the rooster out.
What? You're gonna hit me?
Yeah.
He's gonna do it.
He's gonna!
Kick his tail, Rolo!
Jeez Louise with
a side of cheese,
make his chickens
come home to roost.
You got it.
He's all yours. Get him!
Defend yourself. Come on!
You can do it, son!
Yeah!
Crow!
DON ALFONSO: Have no fear.
Don't hold it inside.
From the gut.
One, two, three, four,
five, six...
Stay down.
...seven, eight, nine, ten.
It's all over.
Rolo's the winner!
He won, Daddy!
He won, he won!
Did you see that?
I won? I won! I won!
Whoo!
I won! Yeah!
ANNOUNCER:
And the winner is Rolo!
Yeah! I did it!
I can't believe it. I lost!
I can't believe it!
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
In your face,
Talons of Thunder!
You did it!
That's my boy!
Oh, I love him so much!
Yeah! Rolo! Brother!
He won! You won!
Chicken, bacon,
eggs and such! What, What!
Well done! Bravo! Come here!
Congratulations.
You did it, Rolo.
Oh, okay.
You did it.
That's my Huckleberry.
I made him! I'm a genius.
I'm so proud of you.
You did it.
Dee!
What I wanted to say
is that you and me...
Shut your beak.
Ew.
Hey, kid.
You're not so bad,
you know.
That's really cool of you.
Thanks, champ.
I sometimes wish I knew
what they say to each other.
Looks like
an interesting conversation.
This isn't over.
If you think I'mma
lose that farm...
MAN: Oh, no!
...you got another
thing coming, hear me?
WOMAN: Oh, no!
MAN: Oh, my God.
Oh.
Such a rude, young man!
Shame on you!
Oh! Well, thank you.
It was nothing.
Just my good luck brick
and a little muscle.
Section five...
Wait a minute!
This is a forged paper.
Every farm goes back
to its rightful owner.
All you Po-poes
are the same!
You're r*cist!
I'm a victim!
All right, back it up,
back it up. Right here.
Let's get another one.
These are your winnings.
Is that a lot?
Let's just say,
Chunky Chicken Farms
will be free and clear.
I'll make sure
Grandma gets this.
She's good people.
Wait, but if
Talons of Thunder lost,
how did you make
all that money?
Because I bet on you.
Sixty to one.
On me?
Don Alfonso took me aside
and gave me the idea
in private.
So, then you knew
I was gonna fight
from the very beginning?
It looks like the only one
who didn't believe in you,
was you.
Well, Talons of Thunder,
of course, will keep fighting.
You are retired.
Okay, so, if you
wanted Rolo to win,
then why'd you send
the vultures to attack us?
Vultures?
Yeah, they were stealing
our women and children,
the good ones.
Is this true?
I don't know what
he's talking about.
It was her.
She tried to kidnap
chickens from our farm
to distract Rolo,
so he could lose.
Did you do this, chicklet?
Me? No, baby.
Tell me. Is it true, One-Eye?
We weren't thinking,
Eggfather.
We've been starved,
you know,
with the recession and all.
But I did it for you.
No, you didn't.
You did it for yourself.
Get that bird
out of my sight!
But baby, I had to.
Let me go!
You don't understand, baby.
We were gonna be stars.
CHICKLET: Remember?
How many fights
have I actually won?
How can I trust you?
It won't happen again.
I'll make sure to feed
those vultures better.
But you, you're a champ.
Don't you forget it.
Yeah, I am.
Can I have
your autograph, champ?
You got that right.
So, are we square?
That, we are, my friend.
So, what do you think
about my suit, huh?
BOTH: Uh...
I knew it.
Makes my butt look big.
Manfred, cashmere!
Yeah.
Yo, yo.
Whoo-hoo!
Yo, Gray,
are you totally sure
this is gonna work, man?
Dude, I saw this
crazy coyote, dude, on TV.
Trust me.
Dude, coyotes are shady.
Did he get
the nuggets?
I don't know.
I never saw the end.
Now, dude!
No!
GRAY: This is way
too much work
for chicken nuggets!
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