Jungle Shuffle (2014)

[bunniefuu]

[soft music ♪]

♪ ♪

[Manu]

Come on!

[giggling]

Follow me!

Come here!

- Manu!

[laughing]

Whoa! Whoa!

[grunting, laughing]

Come on!

- Wait up!

♪ ♪

[night ambience]

[intense jungle rhythm ♪]

[engine approaching]

[panting, whimpering]

[panting]

[grunting]

Huh? Oh, no.

[man]

Let's give that furball

a new home.

What kind of monsters are they,

my king?

Humans; the most dangerous

species in the jungle.

[chuckling, whimpering]

[grunts]

Enjoy that, eh?

[shouting]

Shut up!

Throw him in a truck.

- Yes, sir.

My king, what can we do

to protect our tribe?

We must build a statue

of the Great Guardian.

A statue?

We need the Guardian.

He's the only one

who can protect us.

We need to build a monument

in his honor.

And when I say we,

I mean you.

Certainly, my king.

May I humbly ask

for something in return?

Anything you want!

Wait, what'd you have in mind?

Your daughter's paw

in marriage.

[truck engine rumbling]

[tribal music ♪]

Pick up that vine!

[overlapping grunts]

♪ ♪

[groaning]

[Manu]

Whoa!

It's almost finished!

C'mon, hurry up!

Forget the ropes.

We need to finish it.

Stay away, you little rascal.

You know you're not

allowed anywhere near

the Great Guardian.

Says who?!

Our king.

In fact, he made it a law.

Hey, that looks just like me.

Oh, no.

[grunts]

Manu, get back here!

Humidity rising.

Hey, guys, you better

tie down the ropes!

It's going to...

Get down immediately,

or I will call the guards,

...rain.

Whoa!

[groans]

That does it.

Wait 'til I inform

the king about this.

I was only trying to help.

You helped enough.

[groans]

Maybe if you

hadn't've rushed us,

the Great Guardian would

still have a nose.

Okay?

[grunting, chuckling]

Get this out of here!

Move it!

[King]

That's very impressive work,

Artex.

[clearing throat]

Why, thank you, my king,

and thank you for gracing us

with your presence,

and for bringing

your lovely daughter along.

My princess.

I'm not your princess, Artex.

Not yet.

Isn't that right, my king?

That all depends.

As soon as the Great Guardian

is completed,

we can discuss your reward.

Allow me to get back to work,

knowing that one day,

I'll get to smoochie my reward.

Smoochie?

[thunder crashes]

Really?

- It's starting to rain.

- Okay, let's go.

Ow!

What was that all about?

Fasten everything down.

The Great Guardian

must be protected.

Nobody ever listens to me.

Huh?

Manu?

♪ ♪

[birds chirping]

Here, come on!

[giggles]

I love the jungle.

It's like a friend

who's always there four you.

A friend?

Yes, an old, wise friend

with a lot of green hair.

Isn't it wonderful up here?

Sometimes I wish I could

grow my own wings

and just fly away.

Sacha!

[whimpering]

To a place where no grown-ups

tell us what to do?

Oh, Manu, you're the only one

who really listens to me.

I wish my father would see

how special you are.

And how cute.

- Let's just do it.

- Grow wings?

Run away with me.

Who knows what kind

of adventures are waiting

for us out there.

But, what about the humans?

I can protect you from humans.

One of them comes near you,

I'll break his tail.

[grunting]

[gasps]

[giggling]

Huh? Hmm.

What you got?

Um...

Oh!

That is just the most

beautiful thing I've ever seen!

What is it?

A promise

that one day, I'll prove

to your father that I'm

good enough for you.

You believe in me, don't you?

I do.

[stomach growls]

Oh.

[both laugh]

Ah! Ah!

[Artex]

Sacha!

Where are you?

Quiet. Quiet.

Rats.

[stomach growls]

There.

Ouf. Ouf, ouf, ouf!

Ow!

[laughing, groaning]

[giggling]

I can see you.

Now what?

When all else fails,

fling something!

Come on.

My necklace!

♪ ♪

[panting]

[growls]

Whoa! Whoa!

♪ ♪

[sighs]

Looks like one little boy

just ran out of tree.

One more step!

And you'll do what?

[branch cracks]

Hey!

[grunts]

Wh-what are you doing?

Hey, stop that now!

[shouting]

Yahoo!

[screaming]

Oh.

[laughs]

[thud]

Ow!

[panting]

Huh?

My Princess!

Thank Great Guardian

you're all right.

I can't believe

that rascal kidnapped you.

What? No!

Manu would never

just take me away.

Geronimo!

[grunting]

[sniffing]

When's the last time

you took a bath?

I hate that coati kid.

Hoohoo!

Uh-oh.

[shouting]

- Huh?

- Gotcha!

[struggling]

Whoa!

More. More.

It has been done!

After years of hard work,

our village is finally safe.

[cheering]

Grab what coati!

[shouting]

[gasping]

[groaning]

Manu.

[man]

I have the company

breathing down my neck, Doc.

You've been experimenting

with these animals for months!

When can we see some results?

[man on radio]

As soon as you bring me

my gene fusion

booster device!

Gene fusion booster de-what?

And the right selection

of animals.

I need one coati,

one lizard,

one toucan bird,

one spider monkey,

and ein jaguar!

What are you doing in that lab

we built you?

Opening a zoo,

or creating a new species

of super chicken?

And make sure

the coati's a female.

The female coati's DNA

is imperative to our success!

One female coati.

You got it.

Ow.

I'm serious, Doc,

to meet our annual

profit projections,

we need that super chicken

in stores before the end

of the quarter!

Doc, are you there?

Don't ignore me again, Doc.

I told them they'd get

a super chicken

to sell in supermarkets

for super profits.

[maniacal laugh]

It'll be as big as a jaguar,

as healthy as an eagle,

and lay more eggs

than an alligator!

[laughter]

And when it is done,

no one will ever call me

Crazy Loco again!

[maniacal laughter]

[electricity zapping]

That coati

is nothing but trouble.

He tried to kidnap

the princess!

Artex saved her!

Artex is so great!

Silence!

Manu, you kidnapped

the princess, my daughter.

You jeopardized her safety.

You put all of your

fellow coatis in danger.

Now, what do you have

to say for yourself?

At least no one got hurt.

[grumbling]

Uh, too badly.

Father, listen to me!

Manu didn't kidnap me!

He just took me

to our secret spot

in the jungle!

Your what?

Not helping.

I don't care!

It's the truth.

And now that I finally

have your attention,

I want you to know

that I love him,

and one day,

we will get married!

[gasping]

Father, Manu is a good coati,

and if you gave him a chance,

he'd prove it to you.

Hey, that's enough, Princess.

You shall marry the one

that I choose, and that is it.

That is the way of the coati.

It's not my way.

Hey! Whoa!

[snap]

[gasping]

[shouting]

I'm okay. I'm okay.

Just a little tumble.

See?

Tail's still there.

Oh, no!

No!

Without the Great Guardian,

we are doomed!

My king, what we need now

is a strong leader,

a decisive ruler,

who's not afraid to take care

of a little, furry problem.

You're right, Artex.

Manu, I hereby banish you

from this village.

You are never to return, ever!

Take him away.

- Hey!

- Let go of me!

Stay there.

Sacha!

Father, please!

[sighs]

So... our arrangement

is still in place, my king?

Of course, it is.

As soon as you

rebuild the statue

and make it stronger this time,

and bigger!

Much bigger!

♪ ♪

Come on, guys, don't leave me

here all by myself.

Just following orders.

Besides, it's not so bad

out here.

[roar]

[whimpering]

[low growl]

[thunder crashes]

[screams]

[thunder rumbling]

♪ ♪

[yawns]

[stomach rumbles]

[groans]

[sniffing]

[flies buzzing]

Ugh.

Ow!

[shouting]

I guess it's just you and me.

♪ ♪

[grunts]

Whoa!

[hiss]

Ah!

Ha!

[roar]

[choking]

♪ ♪

Oh, Sacha.

[sighs]

Huh?

Oh.

I still believe in you, Manu.

Whoa!

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[g*nsh*t]

Huh?

Sacha!

Manu!

Tell my father

not to worry about me.

Wait!

Huh? Huh?

Humans!

[wicked laugh]

Ah, yeah.

Ha ha!

Aw, are you all tuckered out?

Oh, you ain't goin' nowhere.

Here, kitty, kitty.

[g*nsh*t, gasp]

[groaning]

Oh, help me.

Please.

What a strange looking bee.

[g*nsh*t]

Ah!

Black jaguars

are extremely rare.

What are we going

to do with her?

Deliver her to the lab

and cash our checks.

[growling]

I'm shaken' in my boots.

I only need one of you mutts,

so get off my truck!

That gringo's gonna hit

that coati like a piñata.

Let the coati girl go!

[whack, groaning]

Told ya.

Ay, caramba.

That coati's got a death wish.

I like it.

It's called romance,

you walking, talking

out-of-style handbag.

Hey!

Get me outta here!

We'll show those hairless apes

who's king of the jungle, okay?

Sacha, are you all right?

Don't worry, Don Juan.

Your jungle rose

is just asleep.

Probably dreaming about you.

And when siesta is over,

the real nightmare begins.

I have to get her out!

[growling]

[roars]

Kam!

Whoa!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[roars]

Kam!

Oh, yeah.

Bring on the bad guys.

[growling]

You stopped me

from saving my mate!

Our mattes aren't lost.

We can still try

to get them back!

The humans took them!

They'll never come back.

Rar!

[thud]

Um, you okay down there?

[growling]

This isn't over!

If you ask me, it's all bark

and no bite.

Who are you?

Name is Chuy,

jungle ninja

of the monkey dojo,

and you are my new sensei.

Hiya!

I have no idea

what you just said.

What I'm saying is

we are bonded for life.

You freed me,

now you get to keep me.

That's a ninja code.

Uh, that sounds great,

but I don't have any use

for a crazy monkey.

Chuy knows 15 kung fu

moves of death!

[gibberish karate cries]

Good for you, Chuy,

but I'm better on my own.

Is this the only tree

in the jungle?

Where is Sacha?

Good question.

I don't know.

But I'm gonna find her.

The humans captured her,

didn't they?

Define "captured."

Sacha heard a g*nsh*t

and ran away from our village

to make sure you

didn't get hurt,

when they took her

against her will.

So it's your fault.

Why don't you go back

to sucking up the the king,

and let me rescue the princess?

You know, you're on your own

out there,

but then, you're used to that,

right?

Thanks, Artex.

You should be

a motivational speaker.

Now, as soon as you

let go of my tail,

I can go save Sacha!

Oh! Hmm.

Ha, you couldn't save

a coati girl

if she was captured by humans.

Which is...

exactly what happened.

Huh, paw prints.

Hwee! Hey, wait up!

[groaning]

Where am I?

On the road to perdition.

Don't pay any attention

to Mr. Wrinkly Tail over there.

He's got nothing but bag juju.

I love your fur coat,

by the way.

Si, it will make a great rug.

[laughs]

You okay, honey?

That boyfriend of yours, whoo,

he has some spirit in him.

Oh, là là!

Manu?

Where is he?

Tried, and failed.

If Manu knows that I'm here,

he will come for me.

Hmm, well, chica,

he better hurry,

or Day of the Dead

comes early this year.

How dare you speak

to a princess like that?

[laughs]

You're a princess?

Nice palace you have here,

Princess.

[grunts]

Your heart is as dry

as your skin.

Ha, and your feathers

are out of fashion.

How dare you!

♪ ♪

Where am I?

In the jungle, boss.

Hiya!

Maybe I need to remind you

that I'm better on my own.

I'm better on my own!

Ninja code says you and I

are one, now.

Chuy is like your shadow.

I hate to break it to you,

but you're not a shadow.

Shadows don't talk back,

and they don't smell funny.

You're a monkey.

A very annoying monkey.

You're still there,

aren't you?

Come on, boss.

It's a jungle out there!

Chuy can help you find

your coati girl.

How?

I saw tracks

back in the bushes.

Why didn't you say anything?

Chuy silent warrior

of the jungle.

I talk, people die!

You're talking now,

aren't you?

Come on, show me those tracks

before I change my mind.

Oh, hey, boss,

you gotta wait up.

It's a ninja code!

Huh?

Sacha has been taken?

Yes, my king.

I tried to prevent it,

but I was too late.

It's all Manu's fault.

My poor Princess,

all alone in the jungle,

with those animals!

My king, I understand this is

a moment of crisis.

You need an heir to the throne,

and I'm just the one

for the job!

Thank you, Artex.

Oh, please,

it would be my honor to--

Thank you for venturing

into the wild

to bring my daughter

back to me.

Say what?

If you succeed,

you will have Sacha

and the throne.

Okay, may the spirit of

the Great Guardian be with you.

Huh? Huh?

Admit it.

You didn't see any tracks,

did you?

No, I sure did, boss.

I remember the tree root...

right here,

and then there are

the really dense vegetation,

and then I saw

a lot of the foliage!

This is useless.

You are useless!

I still got 15 kung fu moves

of death at my disposal!

Ready to strike enemy

in a flash!

Like a lightning!

Hiya-cha!

I'm a lightning in a monkey.

Right.

You're lightning.

What happened

to being a shadow?

Oh, hmm.

The monster's tracks!

What I tell you?

Chuy never lies.

It's a ninja code.

Keep your eyes open.

Eyes wide open, boss.

Big as a papaya.

[rustling]

Huh?

Hiya!

[growling]

Ah!

Ah!

Hey, you got me.

Good one.

[roars]

I lost Kam because of you!

And now you will lose

your head!

Not on my watch.

[roars]

Wah!

Oh, yeah?

Bring it kitty cat! Bring it!

[growls]

- Run!

- Ninja running!

[shouting]

You think we lost him?

Lost him?

I thought he was

running away from us.

Only, um,

in the same direction.

He's a big, dumb cat.

[growl]

This way!

[scream]

Looks like we're stuck

on a rock, boss.

Oh! Ah!

That was a close one!

Sayonara, kitty cat!

That's anise ninja move, boss.

You luring him

onto the crocodile.

Oh, um, all part of the plan.

- Oh!

- Ah?

[screaming]

Huh?

[screaming]

[panting]

We made it!

Yeah!

Woohoo!

Huh?!

[shouting]

[sighs]

We got us some nasty bugs

on the windshield.

Go clean 'em off.

[snoring]

Hey, everybody,

I need you to wake up.

Wake up!

Ah!

Good, you're awake.

[yawns]

Que pasa, your highness?

This better be good.

We need to leave

something behind

so Manu can track us down.

That's a fabulous idea!

Like what?

I don't know, um...

Something he would recognize.

I'm going back to sleep.

Come on!

Stop playing with them bugs

and get in the truck.

We got a long ride ahead of us.

I'm sorry, Sacha.

I'm afraid there's nothing

we can do.

When all else fails,

fling something!

Oh, what's up, boss?

Okay, I was not sneaking away.

Having said that,

this is where,

um, every warrior

finds his own path.

Ninja code.

[whimpering]

Don't do that.

It's just, I can move faster

on my own.

Oh, puppy dog eyes

is not working.

Okay, it's kind of working.

[rustling]

Not that jaguar again.

I'm telling ya,

there's nobody here, bro.

Who'd be stupid enough

to cross into our territory?

[sniffing]

Oh, a walking shrink head,

that's who.

Ha! You found me!

Okay, now you go

and I seek.

I smell coati.

Either there's

somebody else here,

or you are one

twisted little monkey.

Huh?

Oh?

Uh?

Eeh!

What happened to the 15

kung fu moves of death?

I got these guys

right where I want them.

Yeah, right.

[tribal music ♪]

[monkeys chattering]

Okay, great show,

but I have a princess

to rescue,

so let's get this over with.

Just wait 'til the end

of the dance.

Chuy digs a musical number.

These monkeys know

how to bust moves.

[singing]

Oh, yeah?

Then why don't you join them?

Hey, get back here!

Shrink head's trying

to get away!

Get that coati!

Hey!

I'm dancin' here!

Gotcha!

Gotcha again!

Gotcha this, you big link!

Ah!

Who dares to disrupt my

daughter's birthday ceremony?

Forgive me, sire.

We caught an intruder,

trespassing with his servant.

Servant?

I am not his servant.

Partners.

Oh! Look how cute he is, Daddy!

Can I keep him?

[giggling]

Oh, you're so adorable!

Looks like you found yourself

a new partner, little guy.

Silence, coati!

You shall only speak

with my permission!

you have my permission.

sorry we stepped on your turf.

But I'm trying to catch up

with some humans

who captured

the love of my life, so...

Hu-hu-hu-humans?

Ah! Ah! Humans!

Watch, watch watch.

Click, please, Watchy.

Watchy, work, please.

Ugh, calm me.

What's the ticking sound?

Were those humans driving

a German made, modified

Type 82 Kuebelwagen?

Huh?

Were they riding a large,

noisy monster?

You know them?

Yes, regretfully so.

Oh, Watchy.

The mighty Quartz god says

it is time

to punish you

for disrupting the ceremony!

I said I was sorry.

The mighty Quartz doesn't want

your apology!

He wants your soul!

[cheering]

[drums beating,

monkeys chattering]

[grunts]

Oh, no, boss!

Hush, cutie pie!

The mighty Quartz gets

easily ticked off.

Hey, Mr. Ninja Code,

you wanna pay me back

for freeing you?

Now's the time!

Oh, my little pet.

Don't worry.

This will be long and painful.

But when it's over

your soul will be with

the mighty Quartz god!

High Priest of the Mighty

Quartz, I summon you

to make this offering!

Ha!

[choking]

Oh, my cutie pie needs air!

I'll breath life back into you!

Ah!

My lips can heal you!

The mighty Quartz god

demands an additional soul

to join him in the underworld.

But Daddy, I love him!

I'll get you a new one.

Sorry I failed you, boss.

No, I'm the one who's failed.

At least we'll be

trapped together forever

in the underworld.

Spirit of the underworld, arise!

He does not look friendly.

[crying out]

[growls]

I'm sorry, Sacha!

[growling]

Ah!

Huh?

Guards, get rid of the beast!

I gotta go.

Uh...

Oh!

Hey, this way!

Come on!

Oh!

What do we do now?

Sorry about that!

Okay.

Easy, easy.

Ah!

[shouts]

My bad.

[gasp, growling]

[crying out]

Do something!

Huh?

- That did it.

Stay close to me, sweetie pie.

Don't touch me, please!

I don't like you!

Hey, wait up!

[screaming]

Don't kiss it. No, please.

I'd rather be eaten

by the panther!

Oh, my!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Hey!

♪ ♪

All right!

[man]

Timber!

[men shouting]

[gasping]

No.

Ah!

[man]

Almost done!

Yeah!

Oh, no.

[gasp]

[shouting]

Oh!

You saved me!

Please don't!

Not too tight!

I don't like you hugging me!

No, no, please.

Huh?

Oh!

That belongs to Sacha!

- Oh?

- Huh?

Take these supplies to the lab,

and make sure the doc gets

his gene fusion booster device.

It's the big box in the back.

And don't take the old bridge.

It's on its last legs.

These tracks are still fresh.

They can't be too far ahead.

Right behind you, boss!

Guess we got ourselves

our own big noisy monster.

No, no, don't!

Let me go!

Ugh.

[crying]

Ninja!

I'll be waiting for you,

cutie pie!

Don't wait for me!

Be brave!

[rock music playing ♪]

You know, Señor Jack,

my Mayan ancestors

built this road

over 1,000 years ago.

You'd think they could've

made it a little wider.

Oh.

You're with cubs, aren't you?

Yes.

I- I don't want my babies

to be born in captivity.

Manu is gonna find us.

I believe in him.

You know, Princess,

you're a little spoiled,

brash and demanding,

but your heart is in

the right place.

Um, thanks, I guess.

Thank you... for giving me hope.

Ah!

You know, I was thinking,

we make such a great team,

we could start

a business together.

Animals get captured

all the time.

Chuy and Manu, jungle rescue

ninja style!

It's got a nice ring to it,

doesn't it?

Has anyone ever told you

you talk too much?

All the time.

Oh!

Huh?

There they are!

Oh! Oh!

Oh no, we're goin'

the wrong way.

[grunts]

Ah!

Hey, Señor Jack,

we better back up.

You don't know Jack.

♪ ♪

Ay, caramba!

We're all going to die!

We all gotta die some time.

How can you be so calm?

Hey, bird brain,

I'm an endangered species,

I'm used to staring death

in the face.

Oh, honey,

isn't that your knight

in furry armor?

Huh?

And Chuy?!

Manu!

Hey!

[laughing, making noise]

Keep it down back there!

[creaking]

Sacha, are you okay?

I am now.

I'll take care of the humans.

No, Chuy, wait!

Ooh, look who's back.

[all shouting]

Hang on!

Oh, no!

Bridge fall apart!

You hear, bad driver?!

[screaming]

Got ya!

Hold on!

[crying out]

[all screaming]

- Sacha!

- Manu!

[grunting]

Señor Jack!

Hang on!

Manu, come on!

You're almost there!

You're almost there!

Manu!

[cries]

[sighs]

That was close.

Makes you feel alive, don't it?

Yeehaw!

♪ ♪

My princess!

What's Doc's gene fusion

booster device

still doing here?

It's not enough I have

to build a chicken factory

without any chickens,

now I have to play

messenger boy

to Crazy Loco?

Sasha?

Wha--?

Huh?!

[loud flatulence]

Caw! Caw!

It's fun to hang with you

and everything, boss,

I'm beginning to lose feeling

in my arms.

[crying out]

Huh?

[bats squeaking]

[crying out]

Oh, boy, I don't like the bats!

There must be a cave

down there.

You think?

[shouting]

[grunting]

Hmm, a dark cave full of bats.

Ah!

There's gotta be a better way.

Oh, right, I forgot.

Chuy the big hero.

Go ahead, hero.

Climb up the cliff.

I'm going through the cave.

Um, boss, you're not upset

with me, are you?

You had to jump on the cages,

didn't you?

But I was only trying to help!

Yeah?

Well, you helped enough.

For the record,

I'm not your boss,

you're not my partner,

and we are not a team!

I will always be a loner.

So leave me alone.

But, I thought we friends!

Ah!

[cries out]

[groans]

We have to slow them down

so Manu can catch up!

Dios mios,

will you give up already?

Give up on Manu?

Never!

Honey, he tried,

and... he was very brave.

But we're moving way too fast

for Manu to catch up.

Well, yeah, that,

and he fell down a cliff!

I'm not giving up on him!

[groans]

If only I could get my claws

into those strange big paws.

Claws! That's it!

Don't ever say

I did nada for you.

Thank you, Tuana.

Now, Louca, you have

to toss those claws

at the big paws.

Think you can do that?

Ha! Can toucan birds fly?

Okay, we prefer to hop,

but we can fly!

[nails clinking]

How am I supposed to get it?

This is going to work.

Yeah, right.

One left.

He shoots...

...he scores!

[both crying out]

Hmm? Huh?

[steam hissing]

[forlorn music ♪]

Ah!

I... I can... do this...

I...

I can't... do this...

Somebody...

...help... me...

Come on!

I wanna make it to the lab

before sunrise.

I get paid to be your guide,

not your mechanic.

Oh, yeah?

You guided me into this mess,

now guide me out of it.

[rustling]

Shh.

Keep workin', Paco.

My name is Pacal.

[growling]

Kam?

[growls]

Hmm...

Yeah...

Help!

- Huh?

Help!

[crying out]

Balaam!

Good jaguar.

Nice jaguar.

[roars]

Please don't eat me!

I'm a vegetarian!

- Balaam!

- Look out behind you!

sh**t, you sissy!

What are you waiting for?

[g*nsh*t]

[echoing voice]

I am Cusumba...

Huh?

...guardian of the jungle.

The sun has given us life,

and though we all

look different,

its light connects us all,

and we all feed off its energy.

Thousands of different species

coexist in the natural balance.

None of us is ever truly alone.

Not even you, Manu.

The jungle was always

there for you.

Now it is time for you

to be there for the jungle.

But you cannot do this alone,

and you don't have to.

The jungle is not

your only friend out there.

Is it?

Go, find Sacha.

But to truly save her,

you must also save the jungle.

Cusumba?

Ah.

[choking]

[gasps]

Yes!

The gene fusion booster device!

It's the only one in the world,

and the brush with which I

will create my masterpiece!

We're talkin'' about a big,

fat chicken here, Doc.

[laughing]

Ja!

[laughing]

Yes! How fantastic!

[laughing]

I love it!

Um, is this dangerous?

Nah.

[electricity zapping]

[cries out]

[laughing]

Ah!

You call that a super chicken?

I guess I need to put a bigger

organism back into the mix.

Does that thing even lay eggs?

That is one

weird looking chicken.

Now, did you get the female

coati that I asked for?

Right here, Doc.

There is nothing more elusive

than the female coati.

I believe she is the key...

...to my formula.

♪ ♪

Ah, we are the jungle.

I just wish Chuy was here.

[monkey sound]

What?

Huh?

Chuy!

Did you really think Chuy

would break ninja code?

I think you just

broke my spine!

We need to save Sacha

and the jungle.

But we can't do it on our own.

Way ahead of you!

Huh? Huh?

Whoa!

Back off!

My friend here knows 15

kung fu moves of death.

Ahem.

Huh? Uh?

I didn't mean to scare you,

Manu.

Any friend of my future

son in law...

...is a friend of mine.

Oh, no, please.

- You proposed to her?

- Uh-huh.

Well, she made

the puppy dog eyes at me.

And her dad had a machete.

Chuy, check.

Army, check.

Now, how do we find the humans?

I will lead you to them!

Huh?

For I, too,

was once their c*ptive.

[electricity zapping]

They gave me

super intelligence.

Taught me their language.

They also gave me

unimaginable pain...

[crying out]

...a way to speak

to the mighty Quartz...

...and awful sugar cravings.

Ah ha!

I managed to break out.

But I paid dearly

for my freedom.

Maybe if I can help you

save the love of your life...

...I will gain back what

the humans took from me.

Your arm?

[thunder crashes]

My dignity!

Oh, yes, that was

my next guess.

Oh.

[suspenseful music ♪]

Okay, come on.

Okay.

This way.

Quiet.

We must keep the element

of surprise.

Sneaking ninja style.

Come on.

Wait.

Go.

There.

Oh.

Hey, let me out, please!

What is this place?

This is where they kept me.

Quick! We need to hide.

I told you we needed to keep

the element of surprise!

- What the--?

- Huh?

Oh...

[growling]

You don't wanna eat us!

We're poisonous!

Poisonous?

You never heard about

the jaguar that ate

the spider monkey?

He died a few hours later.

True story.

[roars]

You... were right.

Kam is still alive.

I should have never

given up on her.

Hey, easy mistake to make.

Things looked pretty grim there

for a moment.

That's right!

You better back off, kitty cat!

[growls]

[door rattling]

Monkey catch coati for master.

Good job, monkey!

What are they saying?

I don't speak human.

But that lying future

father-in-law of mine does!

Bring the female jaguar

and the coati girl into my lab.

[growls]

[laughs]

- You want some?

- Lolly!

Uh?

Sacha!

Where are they taking her?

To my master's lab.

Next time you see her,

she'll have a jaguar tail.

[growling]

[crying out]

Please, let us out!

Hey, Paco, get over here!

This ain't no day at the zoo.

Si, señor.

My shoe is untied!

Too dumb to tie

his own shoelaces.

Get out of here!

I know I will.

Paco!

Adios, amigos!

I guess not all humans are bad.

Let's get our mates back.

What do you say, big guy?

[roars]

But we can't do it alone.

[animal noises]

Come on, friends!

You're all free!

Chuy, don't pull that...

...lever.

[alarm buzzing]

Oh!

[roars]

[crying out]

Ugh.

What a nightmare.

[roar]

[screaming]

Get away from me, you--

What are you, anyway?

Never mind.

[Artex struggling]

[crying out]

Artex!

Quick, get out!

I'll deal with the--

What are you, anyway?

[whistles]

Hey, I'm right here!

[growls]

[murmuring]

Shh.

[roar]

Oh! Oh!

[roar]

[crying out]

[expl*si*n]

Huh?!

Huh?

Please tell me that's

the gene fusion booster device

doing its job.

Something is draining

the power!

Go out there now

and check the generator!

Probably just some lousy rodent

that chewed through the cables.

Huh?!

It's the crazy driver!

Come on hide!

Gah!

[cries out]

No way we're going down there.

Master...

[growls]

Hey, genius, do something!

[karate cries]

Ow!

[roars]

Uh...

Wait, how do you open

this thing?

Somebody call pest control?

Huh?

What?

Huh?

Hey, get back here!

Stop monkeying around!

Get him, big guy!

I'll get our mates out!

♪ ♪

Big monster's eating

master's lab!

Well, I guess it's fair to say

that my first stab

at creating a super chicken

went a little wrong.

[grunts]

Get him out of there!

I will retrieve

the gene fusion booster device!

Go!

Don't worry! I got this.

[growling]

Sacha!

[birds squawking]

[grunting]

Sacha!

[crying out]

That's the meanie who tried

to hurt my cutie pie!

Get him!

[monkeys growling]

Whoa!

Get away from me!

The mighty Quartz god

commands you to, um...

...take the rest of the day off.

Huh?

Don't listen to him!

- Kam!

- Balaam!

Oh!

Your king is in cahoots

with the humans

who pay him in candy!

Isn't that right, sweet tooth?

You have no proof of that!

Oh!

Give me that!

That's my sugar!

[gasping]

Oh, Daddy!

[helicopter approaching]

Need a lift?

[laughing]

[grunting]

Ow!

Get off me,

you darn dirty monkeys!

[groaning]

Hey, boss,

what happened to Sacha?

I lost her...

...again.

[roar]

[growling]

[karate cries]

[roar]

Ah!

Balaam, wait.

He may look different,

but he's one of us.

I know what it's like

to feel unwanted.

You feel angry and alone.

But none of us...

is ever truly alone.

[growling]

♪ ♪

[grunting sounds]

Yeah...

[grunts]

Oh!

Chuy, we much stop the humans

from destroying the jungle!

Ninja code!

Ah, whoa!

[animals shouting]

We have to protect ourselves.

We are the jungle!

We are the jungle!

We are the jungle!

That's my fiancé.

He's a ninja.

[giggles]

♪ ♪

You know, Doc,

one day you gotta explain to me

why you need a spider monkey

to make a super chicken.

[laughing]

Whoa!

What happened?

What is that?

You made that?!

Why don't you give that

ungrateful creation of mine

something to chew on!

Feedin' time, huh?

Hope your creation likes lead.

[spits, laughs]

[g*nf*re]

Watch out!

[shouting]

[animal sounds]

Ha ha ha!

[gasps]

[men panicking]

[laughing]

Human look out!

[karate cries]

You are too late to back off.

[karate cries]

No problem.

[overlapping shouts]

[animals cheering]

♪ ♪

Where'd they go?

[grunting]

Doc, what are you doing?

Turn around!

That way!

I will land this aircraft,

take a boat to Puerto Rico,

and have a piña colada.

What does it look like

I'm doing?

[grunting]

Let go, you loon!

- Are you crazy?

- Imbecile!

If I'm the crazy scientist,

you're a crazy--

Let's add injury to insult!

Now, what's that

supposed to mean?

Ow!

Time for Jack Helms to take

matters into his own hands.

Here comes a jackhammer!

[g*nf*re]

Ah!

Ah!

[crying out]

[Sacha screams]

♪ ♪

Oh, no!

Are you okay?

[growls]

Jackpot!

[laughs]

Ow!

Let go!

[screams]

Look what I got.

[g*nf*re]

Let's finish this.

Hey!

Fantastico!

Mucho stylin', Tuana!

Those are prescription glasses!

I can't see anything!

[groans]

Ah?

Ah!

[screaming]

Huh?

Yah!

[alarm beeping]

Huh?

You're fired!

Huh?!

Hey, you can't fire me!

We got a contract!

Watch out!

[crashing]

[groaning]

Huh?

[roar]

[cheering]

You saved me!

Let go!

No, you let go!

You really are crazy, Loco!

I'm insane,

but I'm a genius!

Is that a fire ant hill

down there?

[both scream]

[animals cheering]

♪ ♪

Ha ha!

Hey!

Muah!

- Chuy.

- Huh?

Are you ready for this?

Right behind you, boss!

[laughs]

♪ ♪

Oh, yeah.

Boy, you got moves.

♪ ♪

[cheering]

[King]

My beautiful daughter

is married!

Whoo!

[music fades out ♪]

♪ ♪