Monster Mutt (2011)

[bunniefuu]

[Clock is ticking...]

[Clock chimes 3pm]

And what do you call this?

Uh..well, that's a
tiny little dent, sir.

- A dent, yes.
- Yep.

Consequently I will not be
accepting this package.

Thank you.

Sir, the delivery company can't
be held responsible

for something that is obviously
a pre-shipping damage.

Pre-Shipp-Ing Damage!

What do you do to these boxes?

You Drop 'em? Do you?

You get together and kick them?
Is that it?

You get together with
your friends and,

'WOO... Here is another
box lets kick it!

Let's kick it again, and again
and again, shall we?'

Kick the box!

It's only Mr. Hudsons box,

Lets just stamp it as it is
crushed underfoot.

Is that it?

As I say, I will not
accept this package.

Get away from my car! Get
away from my car!

Get away!

I know where you live!

Ohh, I hate that dog.

[Bell Rings]

[Children Talking]

Max!

Oh Max, I've missed you!

Hey Ashley.

Hi.

What type of dog is that?

Only the smartest dog
in the world! Yes you are!

Yeah, whatever.

Doesn't look very smart to me.

Ok boy, wanna show everybody
how smart you are?

Ok, shake.

What's that? You're tired?

Okay.

Sorry girls, no shows today.

Come on.

You didn't have to leave me
hanging back there, ya know.

Is it just so hard to
shake hands?

Are you mad at me?

[Dog Bark]

Good to know.

We can work on the hand shake
thing later though,

OK?

Hey! Ashley!

Go boy! Go!

Just you wait there,
young lady!

Hi Mr. Hudson.

Did you see that strange dog
running by here?

No, I saw your dog running by
here, with you,

without a leash, again!

That's crazy Mr. Hudson.

I've never seen that dog
before in my life.

My Dog is locked safe
in my backyard.

Come on, Ashley.

Your filthy mutt was wizzing on
my radials not half an hour ago.

Hmmm... I bet it was the dog.

Well of course it was the
bloody dog,

I just said that didn't I?

Ooohhh, you mean that strange
dog

that LOOKS like my dog, that
just ran by here?

That dog, and your dog are
one in the same dog.

I WANT IT ON A LEASH!

My dog is locked in my
backyard AS WE SPEAK!

Come on, I'll show you now.

See? Secured and locked.

Well lets just see how secured
and locked it is, shall we?

Ok.

See you have to unlatch it to
open it.

After you.

Yea, Just as I thought, no dog.

That's because hes out
wizzing on my valuables.

He's just taking a nap.

Max! Come here boy!

You see.

I know your dog is getting out,

and next time I am going to
call the pound,

you got that sweetheart?

Sure.

Oh hi.

Oh Ashley, I'm so glad I
caught you here.

Hi Ms. Knight, Charlie.

Oh, I've got something to
show you. Charlie, ok.

Well, I am, organizing the
neighborhood alert.

Ohhhh..

I am in charge of keeping the
neighborhood safe.

So if you see any suspicious things,
you get ahold of me immediately.

- Okay
- 24/7.

I never sleep.

Look, I got my whistle, and
I'm loud too.

Alright, it's exciting isn't it?

Ashley: Yea!

Well, I got to get around
the neighborhood

to tack all of those
to the doors.

Alright, let's go Charlie.

Good luck Ms. Knight. I'll be
sure to show this to my dad.

Oh thank you sweetheart,
say hi to him for me.

- Ok.
- Alright Charlie, let's go.

Oh, Mr. Hudson,
Mr. Hudson slow down!

That was a close one boy.

[Squeak]

Not now boy.

[Dog Bark]

Hey guys! I'm home!

Dad's home, come on. let's go!

Hey Max.

What do you want poopcicle?

- Dads home.
- And?

And your room is disgusting.

Get out of here

Sisters!

- Dad!
- Hey Sweetie!

It's good to see you.

- You brought pizza?
- Yea...

How long this time?
Jeff: Just for 48 hours,

Lieutenant called in sick,

and they need me to run the
station for a couple days.

...And then right back into
regular schedule!

Of course, Ms. Knight will be
watching you guys.

We really need this,

and you know,
filling in for Lieutenant,

it's good for my promotion.

So, I need your help on this.

I clean the kitchen.

I couldn't do this without
you, no way.

Pizza, huh?

Jeff: Afraid so.

That's just great, no, it's
fine.

I didn't have any plan
this weekend anyways.

- Zach..
- You know,

my friends all wanted to hang
out this weekend.

But hey, I'd much rather be
stuck in this house

making sure my little sister
doesn't accidentally k*ll herself.

- That's enough Zack.
- You got that right.

Okay.

Alright, listen up guys.

This isn't anybody's idea of
a really fun weekend,

but it's the weekend we got.

Ok? And I am sorry about your
friends,

but lets face it guys,
this is more important.

- We're family.
- What's left of one.

Look, I'm sorry Dad,

but can my friends at least
come over here.

Yea, that should be fine.

Just don't burn the house down, okay?

Uh..Yes! You got it,
scout's honor.

Ashley if you want to have a
friend or two over, you can too.

Or, Dad, maybe she could
stay the night at their house.

Ashley: No, it's ok.

I've got lots to do around
the house,

laundry is backing up.

Ashley, don't feed Max any pizza,

you know what that does
to his system.

Its ok Dad.

[Fart Noise]

Did he just?

Ashley: Ew!

That dog stinks!

Sorry guys.

Max Wait!!

It's ok Max.

I still love you.

[Bubbling Sound]

Ok Fluff,

it's time.

Ok.

Hey Fluffy, you ready?

Come on.

It's ok, it's ok,

I would never do anything to
hurt you.

I'm gonna count to 3, then
I'm gonna pull the trigger

and I'm... Oh look, I'm done!

See?

Totally tricked you, you fall
for that every time,

you do, everytime.

It didn't even hurt did it?

Did it?

Lets see if that puts a hop
in your step,

Ha, It's a rabbit joke.

[Banging Noise]

Ah! Fluffy?

Fluffy? What is it? Are you ok?

Ok! Fluffy!
Fluffy let go of my tie.

Are you hungry?

Ok! Alright!

Here, Here, Here, Here!

You want a carrot?

It's okay.

Wow, you weigh a ton,

here you go,
just eat eat eat eat.

Okay...

Wow, that was impressive.

I know, I know.

You're welcome, you're welcome!

Ok, Here we go.

Lets just, give you a little
something to wash that down with.

It's ok, it's ok, this is a
blue one.

The blue is good.
Here we go, here we go.

Are you starting to feel a
little better? Huh?

It's alright, its ok, here we
go, come with me.

Right, It's ok.

Wow.

That was... really disturbing.

It was my fault,

I apologize.
Lets turn this off.

...and um.. You were very brave.

I'm very impressed.

Where did we go wrong?

Right there, you think?

Yeah, you're right.

Wow, you could have told me that.

Well don't talk back to me.

That was rude.

Who Else knows about this?

Natalya: A security Tech, a
few guards.

Fire them.

Consider it done.

Now that... that is what I call
progress.

Oh, so remember, I need your
laundry by tomorrow.

So I'll have time to fold it
on Sunday.

If you wouldn't mind, could
you at least sort it for me.

You know, you're not Mom, Ash.

I'm not trying to be.

And you're not impressing
anyone with this

little Miss Maid thing you've
got going on.

In fact, I'm a little sick of it,

and your dumb dog.

He is NOT dumb.

Oh yeah, smartest dog in the world?

He cant even shake hands.

[Sigh]

Ashley! Come on, wait!

[Phone rings]

Research, This is Victor.

Dr. Victor, its your boss.
Sirus Coldwell.

Victor: Actually, it's Dr. Lloyd,
Victor is my first name.

Your name is: [Fart noise]

Ok...

Sirus: Now, I'm calling
you in regards to

the chemical compound you
came across the other day.

The one with the bunny.

Uuuhhh... Bunny Sir?

The bunny, you turned into a
monster.

That bunny.

See, what I am going to do,

is sell your little experiment

to the highest military bidder.

I can see it now,

A whole army of...

I don't know, attack...

Victor: Bunnies?

No not bunnies! I want
something bigger!

Victor: Well... Um...

You know that would take
a lot of paper work,

You know, filings,
licensings, uh permits.

It could take months, if not
years.

Don't you worry your pretty
little bald head about it.

In fact, I have a team
picking up your test subject

as we speak.

Oh, uh, Mr Caldwell,
I don't think that's a..

Sirus: Goodbye Mr. Victor.
[Dial Tone]

[Phone Rings] Yes Natalya?

Our team is out, ready to
intercept new test subjects.

Looking for anything in
particular?

Something...

bigger, but not too big.

I want something impressive.

Yes Mr. Caldwell,
consider it done.

[Car Door Opens]

[Dog Barking]

[Bell Rings]

Max!

Max?

Max?

DAD ITS MAX!

Whoa, What's wrong,
what's wrong?

- It's Max! He's gone!
- What Happened?

He didn't come to school, he
didn't come to visit me,

- He's gone!
- Ok, It's ok.

Hey, we'll grab Zack and
we'll jump in the truck

and we'll go find him, ok?

Ok.

Ok, We'll Find him.

Hey Zack, come on out buddy.

Let's go get him. Ok.

Max, Where are you?

Max Come on boy!

Max?

Max!?

Max!

Zack & Ashley: Max!

Max!

Max, Come home boy!

What's this?

- Pizza, you want some?
- No, thank you.

Aw Come on, its Italian sausage,
it's really good, you'll like it.

No I'm good. Really I'm fine.

Alright, more for me then.

Hey,

lets talk about this stuff,
the glowy green stuff.

Lets do that thing, you know,

that thing where you turn
a bunny into a monster,

but this time, lets do it
with a dog.

Ya know, man's best friend.

Wouldn't that be cool?

You're crazy.

I am not crazy,

I am motivated.

Mr. Caldwell, you can't just
inject a dog.

No I can't, I wont, I wouldn't.

You will.

With all do respect,

that's criminal.

Criminal..yaa uh..criminal Yes.

Maybe, from a legal

ethical moral view point,
ayyya... maybe.

But the way I see it,

I have a chemical compound

that turns critters into
monsters.

You know Doc, I am just
concerned with your welfare.

Victor: Me Sir?

Well, I mean...

What's gonna happen

when the footage from the
security cameras,

of you turning an innocent
little bunny into a monster,

gets leaked to the press?

The whole world is going to
hate you.

And, of course I'll have to
fire you.

Because I can't be seen harboring
an evil mad scientist.

- That's a lie.
- No, that is business.

You do it.

Sorry buddy...

[Dog Whimper]

Nothing's happening,
nothing's happening.

It's not enough, it
needs another shot.

Mr. Caldwell, we can stop this
before it's too late.

Dr. Victor, Don't stand in
the way of progress.

Oh yeah.

[Collar Snapping]

Oh Yes.

[Dog Panting]

[Heavy Dog Breathing]

[Dog Growl, Bottles Breaking]

The serum!
Why aren't you helping?!

I can't stand in the
way of progress, Mr. Caldwell!

Knock it off!

Oohhh... I needed that stuff..

Come here! Bad!

[Fart sound]

My Mouth was open!

Enough!

Mr. Caldwell, No, No, No, no!!

OOOWWWW!!!!

He bit your butt.

Hey, what you working on?

Ashley: Remember that time I
lost Molly?

Molly? Your doll, yea?

I looked everywhere
and I couldn't find her.

But all I remember is

Mom suggesting we make some
lost doll posters.

So she sat down with me, and
we made a bunch of them.

Then she helped me
hang them all,

up and down the street
and on telephone poles.

Ashley, wow! This is amazing.

Ashley: Hm. I never did find
Molly.

Just, Making the posters with
Mom really helped, ya know?

Like I was doing something
about it

Your Mom would be so proud of
you,

just like I am.

You really miss her, don't you?

Yea, I do.

We don't talk about her as
much anymore do we?

Ashley: It's been 4 years.

Jeff: 3 and a half

Ya know, Mom wouldn't want
to see you alone forever.

I'm not alone, I've got you
two turkeys.

Not what I mean.

I know what you mean.

I'm just saying,

if you ever wanted
to go on a date...

Zack and I would be ok with it.

Ashley, honey,

where is all of this
coming from?

I know it's nice to have
someone.

Who loves you,

not because you're family,

because you're special.

Well you are very special to me.

Thank you.

On that note, Zack, can you
come in here buddy?

Ok, I'm taking off to the
station.

Now, if you need anything at
all,

Helen is right next door,

you go to her, or you
give me a call.

No problem Dad.

Jeff: Promise?

Zack: Yea, Yea, it's all good.

Alright

I'll take these to the guys
at the station,

have them put them up.

Ashley: Love you Daddy.

Jeff: Love you too, make me
proud boy.

Hey there Poopsicle,

how you holding up?

We have got work to do.

Okay, fine.

But after this we are even.

Okay.

You head down toward the
elementary school,

I'll make my way towards the
high school.

Okay.

[Television Noise]

Zack, Zack it's like midnight.

Goodnight Zack.

Goodnight Max.

I love you.

[Dog Pants]

[Dog whines]

[Dog Howl]

This is so good,

I'm starving.

How long were we out there.

I don't know, 3, 4 hours.

I'm going back out after lunch.

Come on Ash.

It's my first day of total
freedom, and I...

[Loud Thump]

What was that?

It was probably nothing.

Yea, you're right.

[Rattling, banging sound]

- Call Dad?
- No, come on.

Well...?

Well what?

Well... aren't you going out
there to look?

Why me?
You're the older brother.

You opened the door.
Be my guest.

Ashley: Uuuhhhuuu!!

[Dog Bark]

[Screaming]

Go! Go, go, go, go, go!!!

- Where is it?
- I don't know.

[Dog Panting]

[Screaming]

[Loud Bark]

[Screaming]
Go, go, go, go, go!!

What is it?! [Yelling]

[Screaming]

What is he?!

Zack! Shut up!

You're just going to
agitate it!

Oh, Snap!

AAAhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhh!!!

- What's he want?
- I don't know.

Wait...

Max?

Max!

Oh boy, I've missed you so much!

No way...

Max?

Is that really you boy?

Ug! Uh!

That dog stinks!

Did you get stung by a bunch
of bees or something?

No, I bet it was toxic waste.

It's always toxic waste!

No... It's something else.

Like what?

Like...

I don't know.

I do know one thing.

- Max, needs a bath.
- Yea.

Well,

he'd still be easy to find, right?

Yea,

we better hide him.

Yea..

Dr. Victor

Um, Mr. Caldwell,

I really need to go to the restroom...
Do you think.. I could... uh...

I have an ultimatum for you,
Dr. Victor.

Dr. Lloyd.
Uh, an ultimatum, Sir?

You allowed our prize test
subject to escape.

Because of you, there is no breakthrough
product to go to the market.

Everything was destroyed in
that beast rampage.

A rampage initiated by
a lack of oversight.

Ergo, the responsibility is yours.

Excuse me Mr. Caldwell

- It wasn't my fault...
- Wait! There's more...

Great. [Groans]

That mutt destroyed all of our computer
records, the serum, and the antidote, so...

Victor: Mmhmm..

So, here is what you are
going to do.

You...

are to get that dog,
bring it back here,

recreate the serum,
and the antidote

[Gasps] antidote...

by gene splicing his bloodwork.

And then..

I'm going to have
the dog destroyed...

by you.

Why? What did the dog do?

It bit my butt!!

And no one bites Sirus
Caldwell's butt.

Why would we have to splice the DNA of an
innocent creature, just to replicate the...

Just bring me the dog!

You can start at the address...

where we found it.

My security team is at your disposal.

Victor: Oh, that won't be
necessary uuhhh...

ahh... ooowww...

Laledee... hhooo... owww...

[Belch]

Go.

Victor: Too late.

Sorry

Well that's new.

I should..probably get
that..looked at.

Daahhaha...

Wow, Hey kid, Um..

Do you happen to know where the
people live, who put this flyer up.

Charlie: Maybe, why?

I may know what happened to
their dog.

What do you say, can you help
me out?

Sure.

Hey, thanks kid, I appreciate it.

Charlie: 10 Bucks.

I'm Sorry.

You heard me. 10. Bucks.

Come on kid, it's a lost dog.

You don't care, ok.

Let me... umm...

You take credit cards?

That's all right, they are
all canceled anyways.

Look, all I have is a 20,
so I'm just going...

That'll work.

Ok!

Go around the corner, down to
Maple.

Make a right, it's the second to
last house on the left hand side,

at the end of the street.

Thanks Rockefeller.

Good luck with that 20, don't
spend it all in one place.

Cute kid...

[Car Alarm]

Aww! Come on!!!

Sorry kid!

...sorta.

Max! STOP IT!

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Hey guys, Max is missing,
keep an eye out will ya?

Thanks.

[Phone Rings]

It's Dad!

No! Max, let go! Max let go!

Hi Daddy!

Hey honey, how is everything?

Zack: ASHLEY HELP ME!!!

Yea, everything's fine.
Normal. Peachy!

Max show up yet?

Zack: AHHHH Ashley: GRAB HIM!

Ashley, what's going on?

Uh, Mr. Hudson's cat got into our backyard,
so we are just trying to catch it.

- Mr. Hudson has a cat?
- [Ashley] Uh, Yea Dad.

I totally thought that you
knew that,

and we are just trying to
catch it cause you know,

I am totally allergic to cats.

Achoo Achhoo!

Right.

Ashley: I need you NOOW!!

Ashley: I'm coming!

Jeff: Get that cat out.

And be careful,

I handed out flyers at the station,
so all eyes are out on Max.

Ashley: Yea, that's great dad.

Love you, thanks, bye!

Jeff: Love you... [Dial tone]
..too

I'm coming.

Come on Boy, come on,

I've got your favorite treats.

Don't you like them?

Don't they taste good?

I'd pour that food quickly
if I were you.

Better leave the bag.

Goodnight Max.

[Sigh]...So now what?

Now, we figure out how to get
him back to normal.

And how exactly do we do that?

Jeez, I don't know Zack,

I figured we would just call up
Dr. Frankenstein and set up an appointment.

Are you serious?

You got any better ideas?

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley

[Crunching]

[Chomping]

[Sniffing]

[Phone rings]

Neighborhood alert, this is
Helen.

Mmhmm... Ok.

Oh my God...

What..What area are you in?

Yes, Yes, I'm on it, I'll be
right there.

[Phone Rings]

Neighborhood Alert, this is
Helen.

Oh, Yes, no, I'm on it.

Well that's clear across.

THAT'S NEXT DOOR!

Oh my! Thank you very much!
Bye!

Ok, Honey, Mommy has to go to
work now.

There's some stuff going on
out there,

and I have to make sure

that everyone knows about it,

and I've gotta keep them
safe. So...

What I need you to do, is I
need for you to

not answer the door...
[Phone Rings]

Yes, Neighborhood Alert, I'm
on it, I'm right there!

I need for you to keep safe.

And don't answer the door
alright?

Please, take your finger out
of your mouth.

Ok, you're gonna get buck
teeth,

and Mommy loves you so
much, yes!

MOVE!!!

[Muffled Rock music]

[Loud Rock music plays]

[Urinating Sound]

It's that pesky dog again,
isn't it?

Where are you?

I know you're out there.

Oh yes, I do.

Where are you?

[Kissing noise]

Come on little puppy.

AH, my beautiful car!

[Garbage cans Bumping]

Come on you miserable mutt,

Monty's got a blistering solo
for you.

AHHHH!!!

What was that?

Max, come on, let's go!

Ahhhhhh!!

Owww... Uh... Oh...

Ohhh, uhhhhhh...

Helen: NEIGHBORHOOD ALERT!!!

[Whistle] NEIGHBORHOOD ALERT!!

Mr. Hudson! Mr. Hudson!

Are you alright?

Mr. Hudson, Oh my God.

Ooooohhhh!

Are you alright?

My car.

- Do you see my CAR?!
- What?

- Monster... licked my face...
- Kids, kids, kids, kids,

children what are you doing
out here?

With crime running rampant.

You need to get back home,
where it's safe.

Charlie quick, go call 911!

NOW GO!!!

Charlie get out of here quick!

Alright, go home!
Where it's safe!

GO!!

Come on Ashley, let's go.

Mr. Hudson: Ahhh... ohh...

Helen: Look, don't worry
about a thing.

You stall Monty and Helen,

I'll round up you know who,

Ok, Wait, wait, wait,

Get him inside, without him
being seen.

Ashley: Ok. Zack: Ok.

Helen: I know exactly what
to do,

So don't worry about a thing,

You look horrible, but I am
going to take care of it all.

Alright, so don't get up?

- Awhhh
- Oh my gosh no.

What happened to your face?

Max!

Come here boy!

Max?

Ok boy, we gotta get you
inside, ok?

Ok, go inside.

I've got a treat!

[Sirens]

Ashley, Ashley, guess what?

Dad is out there and he's
with the fire crew.

Let's move.

You'll be good, alright?
No barking.

Got it?

[Bark]

Never mind.

Come on, let's go.

Officer, Officer, I'm glad
you're here, young man

I wish to report a felony!

There uh...

There was a beast, a giant,
the size of a car.

He licked my face.

Licked me, right across the
face,

you wouldn't believe it.

Sir, have you been
drinking tonight?

Have I been dri..

Of course I haven't been
drinking, you idiot!

Do I look like I've been
drinking?

Would I be lying here if I'd
been drinking?

Aye?!

Who do you think you are?

Prouncing along up here,
with your..

With your.. uniform and your
badge, and your g*n,

asking good members of the community
if they've been drinking?

No! I have not been
bloody drinking!

Sir, I just wanted to let you
know whats going on here.

I am in charge of the
neighborhood alert.

In fact, I am the one who called you

and wanted to make sure
you got here immediately,

because there is something crazy going
on, and I don't know what it is.

...and I used to want to be a
police officer,

but God I'm a single parent, how
could I possibly do that!, right?!

Hey, What's up guys?

- Hey Dad.
- Hi Dad.

- Nothing.
- Nothing. Nothing.

Zack: Nothing much,

but things are getting really
crazy out here.

Yea.

Did you hear Mr. Hudson was
attacked by this huge

furr..furr...

He wasn't actually attacked,

he just saw something that
scared him. Right?!

Yea, uh huh, so Dad, is Mr.
Hudson going to be ok?

Yea, he's gonna be fine.

How do you know about
Mr. Hudson?

Well, uh Ms. Knight told us.

When she checked in on us,
didn't she?

Yea, she did,
she most certainly did.

Well I think you guys should come with
me and stay in the station tonight.

- NO!
- No!

Zack: No, we cant do that 'cause...
'cause... in there...

- Its an...
- I and she...

Zack: and I in the house!

- Yea.
- Yea. Uh huh.

Ok, Just stay inside, okay,
and lock up.

You call me if there is
anything suspicious.

I'm, sure it's nothing, but be
just be safe.

Lock it up

- Ok.
- See ya Dad.

- Love you! Bye!
- Love you, yea I love you.

Ashley: Yeah...

[Glass breaking]...

This is gonna be a long night.

- Hey Mark.
- Hey

What do you think?

I think this guy is a goof.

Do you think you can have one of your guys
stick around for the rest of the night,

- Just in case?
- Yea, you got it.

Thanks.

[Radio Volume Jumps]

[Car horn honks]

OOWWW!!!

[Doorbell]

Can I help you?

Victor: Good Morning Ma'am
umm...

Morning!

I represent Out Of This World
Vacuums, perhaps you've heard of us.

No I haven't.

- Ohh!
- Ah!

Never fear!
Allow me to demonstrate,

this amazing out of this
world vacuum can clean up

any amount of dirt you
possib...

Mister, it's gonna take a lot more
than a vacuum to clean up this mess.

Ashley! I need you now!

Coming!
[Crashing]

Ashley: Look, thanks, but no
thanks!

No, I'd just like to show
you something really...

Ope! Umoh! [Cat hiss]

I hate cats!

[Cat growl]

Uhow!

Hhhuuu! Huuu!

HAHAHAHA!

Oh, no. No, no,

REALLY?!

OOOOOWWWW!!!!

I'm In!!

No!!!!

Oh that's extremely painful!

[Phone Rings]

Yes, Mr. Caldwell

Sirus: How goes the hunt Dr.
Victor?

Victor: Oh, ya know, I'm
working on it.

I don't want you working on it!

I want you finishing it!

Now!!

[Coughing]

I want that dog, here, now.

Or something bad is
going to happen to you.

Sirus: maybe something bad is
going to happen...

to Fluffy.

You wouldn't!

Ohhh...

I would.

[Dial tone]

- AHHH!!!!
- Owww!!!

What are you doing here?

- Uh. I'm the pool guy?
- I don't think so.

Stop it! Stop!

Hey kid, help me out here
a little bit please.





True...

Alright, fine.

Hey Mom!

What Honey, honey, Mommy is
working please, make it later okay...

Victor: You're a mean lady.

No. No, no.
YOU COME BACK!!!!

Hey!!!!

Thanks kid!

Next

Paper, plastic, or dump truck.

Wow, you guys must have a lot
of dogs.

Nope, just one big one,

And boy is he hungry.

I mean, this dog is LIKE
really hungry.

Let's go.

We've got super sized
pooper scoopers back there!

You're gonna need it.

GGUUUUHH!! This thing is heavy!

Well don't make me do all the
work, help!

Pull, come on, pull.

Hurry up, can't you see he's
hungry.

When isn't he hungry?!

Whoa!

We...

are in so much trouble.

No Zack, not if we don't
figure out how to undo,

whatever it is
Max got himself into.

Well that sounds great.

Do you have a magic wand or
something?

No...

But maybe I found
someone who does.

We need to move on this.

Way ahead of you, as usual.

How are we suppose to get that, to the
vet's office, without someone noticing?

Slow down Ashley, his tail
keeps whacking me in the face!

You're starting to sound like
a cry baby.

Hello?

Mr. Caldwell?

Mr. Caldwell?

Where's the dog?

Victor: Umm..
I couldn't find him.

Really?

Victor: Yes Sir, uh.. listen.

The reason I'm here is
to tell you that I quit.

What you are doing here
is wrong, and I...

I don't want to be
a part of it.

Not part of it?

Buddy,

You created it!

[Laughs]

Now it and you

are gonna make me rich... well
rich..ER

Oh, and uh, thanks for
finding the dog.

I-I didn't find the dog.

Ipe Beek Bock Beek No
lies, no lies.

My security was
following you all day.

They are actually moving in right
now to collect my little prize.

Oh, and Dr. Victor,

you can't quit,

because you're fired.

Bye-Bye

It's ok Max,
it's gonna be alright.

- Hi Kids.
- Hi.

I'm Dr. Tawni Martinez,

What you got there?

Maybe you should
let me do that.

Dios Mio!

This is my dog Max.

I'm Ashley, and this is my
brother, Zack.

Hi.

It's like... an undiscovered
species...

No, he's just a mutt. Honest.

Ok..

Aye yai yai his breath...

- So... he's a dog, but...
- He didn't always look like this

Something happened to him.

Ashley: Can you help us?
He was such a cute dog.

[Dog Whimper]
I mean, you are a cute dog.

Sorry Max.

Well... Uh, I would need to
keep him here of course,

while I run a few tests and
examine him.

Aww, don't worry, nothing
serious my puquina monstro.

I promise, I'll do everything
I can to help.

Anything to get my
old dog back.

- Ok, well lets bring him in.
- Ok.

It's ok babies, this is
Senor Max,

and we are all going to
make him feel welcome.

Aren't we?

This is my dog, Lady.

Guess what Lady?

We have a guest.

Hmm.. I don't think I have a
cage big enough for your Max.

Dr. Martinez is going to take
care of you,

and I'm sure the Lady won't
mind the company,

will you Lady?

You see?

It's gonna be fine.

I think she likes him.

Tawni: Lady's special.

So is Max.

Well then I would say,
its a match made made in...

somewhere, right?

Don't worry, he will be fine.

Come by tomorrow, and hopefully
I'll know something by then.

- Thank you.
- Zack: Thanks.

You ok?

Ashley: Yea, I'm just
worried about Max.

You know, you don't have to
keep on helping me.

We've been even
since the flyers.

Yea, I know,

but...

I guess this is

sorta what older brothers do for
their little sisters, ya know?

After all, we are family.

Right?

That's right.

You don't need to
worry little Sis.

Everything is gonna be fine.

I promise.

[Door Bell]

You again!

Listen, were not interested, ok?

I've got a whole lot of stuff I'm
dealing with right now mister.

I know.

You know? You know what?

What do you know?

I know about your dog.

What happened to him.

Look, um, it was my fault.

I work for a company
called Invigormax.

And they kidnapped your dog and forced
me to inject him with the serum.

Things just got kind
of out of hand, and I...

I didn't stop things
when I should have.

The good news is, I can help,

I can restore him.

Please.

What am I talking about, I
wouldn't trust me either.

Look, um,

I'm gonna leave you
my number, ok.

So if you change your
mind, you call me.

I'm really sorry.

About everything.

Please help us.

I have never seen
anything like this.

Max, you are a
regular phenomenon.

I need to get something to eat.

You two behave now,

I'll be back to finish up,

I have a feeling it's going
to be a long night.

[Alarm Beeping]

[Humming]

Oh look what fell out of
the ugly tree.

Nighty night.

[Dark Bark]

It's no good to go to bed
angry.

[Dog Whimper]

Freaks

What's going on here?

[Humming]

Uh... Monster Rescue.

I'm going to place him in a
nice home,

The cutest little laboratory.

All the latest accommodations.

He has a home, and that is
where he is going.

Now get out.

My pleasure.

Consider it done.

[Humming]

I just hope I'm not too late.

Hurry!
[Gasp]

Mean lady.

Where are you taking
those children?

Victor: ah..uh

An evil corporation kidnapped their dog, gave
it a serum, turned it into a monster mutt.

Now I'm taking them back to my lab to give it
another serum to turn it back into a normal dog.

Why didn't you say so?

Well I thought we'd
sound crazy, if we...

Monster mutt, oh my gosh that
must have been scary, huh?

- The dog was like a monster?
- He's about the size of...

I DON'T THINK SO!!! KIDNAPPER!!!

GET OUTTA HERE!!!

YOU KIDNAPPER! YOU KIDNAPPER!

OW! That one connected!

Mrs. Knight, he's really
trying to help us!

Oh, I bet he just told you to
say that, didn't he?

NO!

Really, he's our Uncle Gilroy,

Yea Uncle Gilroy.

Um, we are just trying to
find their dog.

What's it's name?

Max.

You have beautiful eyes,
by the way.

Seat belts.

Uncle Gilroy?

Sorry, it was all I
could think of.

Ok, Here is the plan.

We'll go inside,

We'll sneak Max out the back here,

We'll take him to my
laboratory,

I'll give him the serum,

and you'll have your dog back.

Zack/Ashley: Ok!

- MAX!!!
- No, Ashley!

Wait, you can't go in there.

Max is in there!

And all those other animals!

Ok, ok, alright, calm, calm,
we're all calm.

- Are we calm, are we calm?
- Yes, we're calm.

Ok, ok, here, take the phone,

Okay, call 911, go
back to the car.

Call 911. Call 911.

Call 911. That's what we do.

Okay lets- Hey, wait, Victor!

The cages are in the back!

Thanks, Zack.

Whew Whew, Go, go, go.

Alright Ashley, let's
go. Come on.

[Animal Noises, Coughing]

Ohh, Huh...

Critters, Critters.

Ok, ok, who's first?

Here we go.

There ya go buddy, it's ok,
it's ok,

just stay calm, stay calm.

[Coughing]

Go, run little buddy, go!

It's ok, it's okay.
Go, go, go!

Fly, fly. Be free!

Awww... Ew Rat, Rat, Rat.

Rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat...

Here we go.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Ok, ok, I gotcha I gotcha.

Here we go. [Sirens]

Where is Max and Dr. Martinez?

I couldn't find them.

- Hey
- Dad.

What are you guys doing here?

We brought Max to the vet's

office, he needed help.

You guys found Max?

Yea Dad, but something
happened to him.

Hey Sir, is there anyone else
left in that building?

I don't know, there
was a lot of smoke,

I got most of the animals
though I think

Max and Dr. Martinez,
they might still be in there.

Dad, you gotta go get them.

Alright, you guys stay
here, ok?

- Okay.
- Be careful Daddy!

- Are you ok?
- I'm good, thanks.

[Coughing]

The animals.

Jeff: Don't worry, it's ok,
they are all out.

- Here
- Thank you.

What happened here today?

Where is Max?

There was a woman... and..uh,

She said she was taking him
to his new home,

then everything went black.

Are you saying that Max has
been kidnapped?

Victor: For the second time.

I know where he is.

Zack/Ashley: Wait!

We're coming with you!

No, look, it's too
dangerous, ok?

I gotta do this alone.

Sir, Sir, we need to take a
look at you.

- No, no. no. I have to go...
- You were near the fire...

I really have to go
you don't understand.

Oh, look, the turtle,
you should pick that up.

Can I get you some more water?

I'm good, really.

Thanks again.

I better check on my kids.

Kids?

Yea, Ashley and Zack.

Ashley and Zack are your kids?

Yea, yea.

Ashley!

Zack!

Hey Kids!

Ashley: Ow..

- Ashley, be quiet!
- Okay.

No, what are you
guys doing here?

Now I have to take you home!

Ashley/Zack: No!

No, you can't take us home.

You'd lose to much time
back tracking.

Alright, just stay in the car.
I'll be right back.

Hey, hey, no.

We're coming with you
whether you like it or not.

Please Uncle Gilroy.

Let's go, come on.

Max!

MAX! MAX!!

Alright Max.

Got some stuff that's going to get
you back to being a normal dog.

Whats up, Doc?

Ta-Da!

Aww.. and I see you brought
your little nerdlings with you.

So cute, and look, you had
the antidote all along.

The antidote is for the dog,
and the dog only.

Yet, you're going to give it
to me anyhow.

I worked for your Dad
for 10 years.

He would be ashamed of what you
have done with this company.

He was a good person,
who cared about people.

That was the problem,

he cared about people,
instead of business,

or cholesterol.

Which actually... probably
what k*lled him.

You know what,

You didn't need that dog to bite
you to turn you into a monster.

You already were one.

Oh, look what you did.

You turned words around to
hurt my little feelings.

Nice job Shakespeare.

Now hand over the antidote,
Dr. Victor.

The name is. Dr. Lloyd..

Mother.

[Yawn] Time to hurt you.

Hey! Victor is fine, Victor
is fine, Victor is fine!

Zack/Ashley: Victor!

Give me the antidote.

We've got it.

You just have to guess which
one of us has it.

Go! Go Ashley! Run!

Go!!

You come back here!

Muahhaha!

Gotcha!

I don't think so.

Whop, that way either.

Alright kid, give it to me.

Fine.

The other hand.

Uh! Oh! OH!

Whaaaa Zack: Sorry.

Ashley! Do it! Now!

NOOOOO!!!

Haha, now it's just you and me.

- Give me the antidote!
- No!

[Max Growling]

Run, go!

Ashley, give me that.

We have to inject him
before he kills Max.

No, then there won't be any
left for Max.

Well if we don't do something now
that thing is gonna k*ll him.

[Whimpering]

Nighty night puppy!

Oowwwweerrrr!

What was that?

Thanks for the injection kid,
I appreciate it.

I did it for Max, not for you.

[Mocking gibberish]

Doesn't matter,

either way I win.

Only problem is,

you two little monkeys have
seen way too much.

So now I'm wondering,

what will an overdose of
monster serum do to you?

[Scream]

Oh, and by the way,

I'm sure the police will
enjoy the security footage

of you trying to give two
innocent children

an overdose of monster serum.

...And I'll be sure to tell
the police that your name is

PHHHFFFFFFF...

Victor, you did it!

No, we did it.

Ashley/Zack: Max!

Ashley: Max!!

You're ok boy.

See! I always knew
he could shake!

Ashley? What's wrong?

We used all the serum,

now there is no more left for Max.

Rule number 1:

Always have a backup.

Victor, you did it.

Victor: [Laughter]

You're the best Victor.

Who's the big boy!
Who's the big boy!

You wanna lose about 200lbs?

Here we go.

Hey Victor!

Oh, hey guys.

- How are they?
- How is who?

You know.

No, who you talkin' about?

You know, can we see them??

I'm just kidding, do you want
to see them?

Zack/Ashley: Yes!

- Come on back!
- Ok! Yay!!

I was thinking we would put
the built-ins right over there,

what do you think?

I think I'm gonna be starving
when I am done with this.

How about I make us
dinner, my house?

Tonight? 6 o'clock?

I'll be there, at five.

Hey! Keep it clean you two.

Zack: Nice one Dad.

Hey Max!

Lady.

Aww... The puppies are so cute.

- Look at this one.
- Not bad Max, not bad at all.

Ashley: So Cute!

Where are the little puppies?

Ashey: Over here.

Ohh, they are the most adorable
little things I've ever seen.

Good job Max,
this one is for you.

[Clears throat] Um, Mr. Gilroy.

Um, Yes?

I Just wanted to remind you that um...

that bridge night is tonight,
at my home,

and maybe you could
drop over around 7?

Victor: 7 it is.

Or I could stop over at 5
to set up?

That would be nice, thank you.

Come on Charlie.

Mr. Gilroy?

It's a long story.

- Hi.
- Hi, may I help you?

Hi, yea, rumor has it that you are
looking for good homes for some puppies,

and I was hoping I could get
one for my daughter.

Ohh, why yes, they are right
over there.

Please take your pick.

Mommy, I think I found the
perfect one!

You really know how to pic
'em, don't you? Umm...

It is a monstrous little
thing, huh, right, yea.

Victor: I'm sure he will grow
into those teeth.

[All talking at once]
Great choice.

Uh, Dad, Why don't I
help you with this.

I could really clean these out.

Jeff: Just drill a
hole in there.

[BARK]

[Music plays]

[Knock On Door]

Hello, can I help you?

Hello little one.

I represent Out of This World
Vacuum cleaners.

Perhaps you've heard of us?

[Humming]

[Rock Music plays]