Kung Fu Panda Holiday (2010)

[bunniefuu]

Steel yourself against

my steel, villain!

Your reign of tears is over!

- I got the onion, Dad.

- I'll get the bok choy.

- Hi-yah!

- I'll get the radish.

Yah!

Chop it fine, son. Chop it fine!

- Carrot!

- Mushrooms!

- Ginger!

- Leeks!

- Garlic!

- Soy sauce!

- Beets!

- No beets.

But I like beets.

One final ingredient.

Noodles!

One noodle soup!

So delicious!

- Dad, this dream is awesome!

- It's the noodle dream.

Tai Lung?

I thought you were dead...

Wait! Please, don't eat my son!

- Have some delicious noodle soup.

- So delicious!

Don't worry, Dad.

I got it under control!

No!

Wait! Wait!

Where are you going?

- We're cooking together!

- Sorry, Dad.

Evil doesn't take a holiday...

and neither do I.

Goodbye, Dad.

Po, don't go!

Don't go, my son!

You can't leave me alone!

I need you!

Po!

Dad, where'd they go?

What'd they look like?

Oh, I was dreaming.

It was awful!

We were cooking,

but then you left me.

Now, how could you

leave me?

Dad, it was just a dream.

I'm not goin' anywhere.

Now, come on down.

I got all the decorations out.

Thank you, Po.

You are such a good son.

You owe me 17 yuan

for the new door.

Whoa, right on top!

It's the sun lantern I made

when I was a cub.

You know why it was on top, Po?

Because I opened the box

this summer just to look at it.

I love Winter Festival so much,

sometimes I just can't wait.

- Me, too. The decorations...

- The party games!

The dancing. Huh, Dad? The dancing!

Noodles...

Good morning, Dragon Warrior.

I was just

practicing my...

...Empty Belly Defense.

Mr. Ping, may I

borrow Po for a moment?

Well, actually, we're very

busy decorating for the...

I've come to talk to you about the

Winter Feast at the Jade Palace.

- You will be...

- Be coming?!

The Winter Feast with the Kung Fu

Masters from all the provinces?!

No, Po, you will not be invited.

You will be hosting.

Me? Hosting?

Wonderful news, is it not?

As the Dragon Warrior, this is

one of your most critical duties.

Wow! Thank you, Shifu.

Po, this is

a big opportunity for you.

Your first time

with all the Kung Fu Masters.

The Winter Feast is legendary!

I'll bet you got the best, biggest,

brightest sun lanterns and dancing.

Po. Stop. Stop.

This is the Winter Feast.

It is perfection.

Always elegant.

Always formal.

Awesome. Awesome. I'm all about

elegant. Fancy stuff and fine dinin'.

You have some noodle in your neck fat.

What I'm saying, Po,

is dancing and sun lanterns,

those are common traditions.

So common. I mean, dancing?

Come on!

Sun lanterns?

Weak. Dad! Isn't this great?

Dragon Warrior!

Please, come quickly!

- There are bandits at the bridge!

- What?

I'm on it. See ya, Dad!

Thanks again, Master Shifu!

Mr. Ping.

Hey, guys!

You excited about

the Winter Feast?

Guess what? Master Shifu just told me

I'll be joining you this year.

The Feast is intense!

All the Masters at one table!

One perfect feast.

It's an honor to be invited.

Actually, I'm not just invited.

I'm hosting!

- What?

- Wouldn't be my choice.

- What?

- The Feast at the palace is very...

...elegant.

It's a very sophisticated event.

Why does everyone think

I can't do sophisticated?

I... have no idea.

It's just that we think maybe

you could use a little help.

Tigress, I got this.

It's a dinner.

Eating, entertainment.

How much

do you have to know?

There are 18 gestures you must

memorize for the right hand.

Nineteen for the left.

Nineteen for the right,

19, 18 for the left.

This is Feng, the palace artist.

He will do your official portrait.

Pleased to... What?

OK, I'm gonna need a

do-over. I think I was blinking.

This is where you will

seat all of the Kung Fu Masters.

Oh, my dad's

gonna love this feast.

You know, he's never

even been to the palace?

I am sorry, Po.

There are no guests allowed.

I can't bring my dad?

But he's my dad. We always

spend the holiday together.

I understand, Po.

I remember the day

I departed my family

and committed myself entirely

to the duties of kung fu.

You are the Dragon Warrior now,

and therefore this is your duty

above all other bonds.

Now... in your quest

for perfection,

these instructions must

be ex*cuted to the letter.

Guard these scrolls

containing the ancient recipes.

Flaked jasmine. Never ground...

...elegant... traditional

greeting of the Masters...

- ...magnificent Golden Ladle!

- What?

Po. Hire a chef. Present them

with the Golden Ladle.

Do you have any questions?

- Nuh-uh!

- Po, do not let me down.

Don't worry, Master Shifu,

I got everything under control...

What?

Master Po. We have brought you

the finest chefs in China.

You'll sample their dishes

and make your choice.

Yeah.

The chef you select will

receive the Golden Ladle.

- Let us begin.

- Alrighty!

Master Po...

I present Chef Wo Hop

of the Heilongjiang Province.

Sir, it is a privilege for me

and the citizens of my village

- to be considered for this great honor.

- Hi, Po!

Hey!

- What just happened?

- Well... as host of the festival,

every gesture of yours

has meaning.

You just gave him the ancient

Hun Shu Wave of Dismissal.

The what? Is that a thing?

That doesn't even sound like a thing!

He has brought great dishonor

upon himself and his village,

and they will be shamed

for all of eternity.

No, no! I was just waving to Monkey!

Can't we just get the rabbit back?

Oh, you're serious? No.

I'll... I'll get the other chefs.

Wow, this feast is intense. Right?

And I just found out

that I can't be with my dad.

Wait a minute. Of course!

You're absolutely right.

I'll choose my dad! Then I'll get

to spend the holiday with him.

Brilliant! You are good.

Come here, you.

OK... I've gotta

get rid of these guys.

Hate the food. Hate the food.

Oh, this...

...isn't really

what we're looking for.

Nope.

No. No... No. No.

This isn't really your year.

No. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Nah. No. Nah.

Ew. Sorry.

That one really is bad.

No. No. None of these will do.

I'll take that. Thank you.

Nice try, everyone.

See you next year!

- Awful.

- Master Po? We haven't picked a chef.

The Golden Ladle!

- Yeah.

- I'm holding it.

- Yeah.

- To be asked to prepare a meal

for all the great Kung Fu Masters!

What an extraordinary honor!

When is it?

- Tomorrow night.

- Oh, that won't work.

- What? Why?

- Po, that's the holiday!

- Exactly!

- Well, I cannot leave the restaurant.

- Why not?

- What about our friends?

What about those lonely people

who have no place else to go?

We give them a place

to call home.

There's always room

for one more at Mr. Ping's.

OK, Dad, I appreciate that you

care for all the lonely people.

- And lonely people pay extra.

- But, Dad, I need you.

The Feast is tomorrow. I just fired

all the best chefs in the land.

The best chefs

in the land, huh? Really?

You think your fancy palace

ladle is better than mine?

This is not my "A" ladle.

Dad, look.

I didn't mean that.

It's just I thought this was a way

for us to be together on the holiday.

- I want us to be together.

- But I can't be here!

I have responsibilities

to Shifu!

So be there with Shifu.

Don't you see my beak smiling

with happiness for you?

No, no, no. Come on, Dad!

Don't make me

feel guilty about this.

What... What do

you expect me to do?

I expect you to do

the right thing, Po.

Here, son. You should

have this on the holiday.

How could my dad say no?

"I would rather you stay here,

do my holiday thing with me."

Yeah, fine. Whatever!

Well, what about me, Dad?

Now I gotta cook all alone!

- Po?

- Shifu, hey!

All alone?

You do not have a chef yet?

No, no, of course I have a chef.

You kidding?

No chef...

That would be a disaster.

I gotta get a chef.

- Pardon me?

- Bunny! Awesome, a real chef.

Listen, I know we got off

to kind of a rocky start,

what with me shaming you and your

village for all eternity and whatnot.

But if you could start

dicing those carrots...

I am not here to dice carrots.

- I am here to fight you.

- Huh?

The only way I can lift the veil of

shame is to fight the Dragon Warrior.

Surely I will die,

but it will restore my honor!

What are you doing?

Come on! I don't wanna hurt you.

Look, Bunny,

I get this whole honor thing.

But this isn't kung fu.

You're biting me. Ha! Look,

Bunny, I have enough on my plate

between cooking and my

dad guilting me. Get off...

What is it with parents

and the holidays?

Sometimes they love us too much.

But, it is not my place to say.

It is my place to die.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

- OK.

- How dare you!

- There you go.

- Let me out of here!

Po, the table is not set.

- Have you started cooking?

- We've all had our fittings.

- Are you ready?

- I'm on it!

Oh, sorry. Ow!

Wha...? Tap, tap, tap.

Of course he's never here

when you need him.

Po? The vocalist

for the band quit.

I've been waiting

for this moment my whole life.

Let's just go instrumental.

This is an embarrassment.

Po?

Ha-ha!

Ow! Bunny!

Sorry! Ow!

Hi. We'd like

two noodle...

We're not open yet!

This is not right.

Whoa!

This is a total disaster.

Now I'm gonna

disappoint everyone.

My dad, the Furious Five, Shifu.

And me. I'm not dead yet.

What kind of Dragon Warrior am I

if I can't even pull off a dinner?

I guess kung fu

can't solve everything.

That's it!

Bunny, you're brilliant!

Mantis! Crane! Monkey!

This may be our

greatest challenge ever.

- Bandits?

- Raiders?

No. Place settings.

Tigress! The Tahlia Leap!

- On it.

- Viper! Stars of Destiny!

Yeah!

Mantis! Pinwheel Attack!

Oh, yeah!

You guys are the best.

And you, Bunny... if you even want me

to think about your "death with honor,"

you're gonna have to help me

in the kitchen. Let's go!

Twenty-nine place settings, 40

chopsticks each. We did it! We did it!

Every detail just right.

- Even down to the ground jasmine.

- Ground jasmine?!

It was supposed to be flaked!

I'll be right back.

Hurry! The Masters are arriving!

I promised Shifu it would

be perf...

- Happy Feast!

- Yeah, same to you!

Whoa, hey. Look out. Dragon

Warrior comin' through!

Ok, hurry, Po, hurry, Po.

- You made it.

- Of course! I'd never miss it.

- It looks so yummy!

- Eat up.

Here you go!

Thanks, Daddy.

Beautiful. Elegant.

Perfect.

You've made me proud.

All 29 Kung Fu

Schools and their Masters.

Excellent. Excellent.

Po!

Dragon Warrior,

would you honor us

by reciting the opening words

to the Creed of the Masters?

- Po?

- I can't, Master Shifu.

I thought you

might forget the words, Po,

so I took the liberty of

writing them on your napkin.

Let me ju...

That's not it.

No, no, everyone, please.

OK. Please don't...

You don't have to...

OK, well, they're off.

Anyway... let me

just say something.

The Creed of the Masters

is amazing.

It's, like,

the coolest creed ever.

And... you Masters...

how cool are you guys?

I don't even

have to tell you.

Master Rhino? Forget about it!

You're more

awesomely skilled and...

...you know, wrinkly than

I'd ever dreamed you'd be.

And Master Sheep?

Fluffy and incredible.

- It's true.

- The Five?

It's just such an honor

to be here with all you guys.

My heroes.

But every Feast, my dad and I

spend all day cooking together.

And the whole neighborhood shows up.

And it gets really loud and crazy,

and my Uncle Yang ends up laughing

so hard, noodles spurt out his nose.

- I'd like to see that.

- Me, too.

So... I wish I could

stay and be a good host,

but I think I need

to leave and...

- ...be a good son.

- What... What's going on?

- What are we supposed to...?

- Po! Come back here!

I used to love

cooking with my sisters.

- The folk dances.

- The games. The music.

Whoa, wait.

What about our traditions?

Who will recite the Creed?

Somebody do something!

- Whoa...

- I got that, Dad.

Po?

You came!

Oh, Po, I'm sorry

I made you feel so guilty.

Nah, don't be. That's what

the holidays are all about.

Now, don't we have

some cookin' to do?

- It needs...

- Garlic.

Table for five?

Hey, Po!

- You guys! Welcome!

- Happy holiday, Po.

- The more, the merrier!

- Thank you, Mr. Ping.

The little one pays full

price but eats like a child.

Welcome!

Master Rhino, come sit with me!

Master Wo Hop.

I believe this belongs to you.

The Golden Ladle?

Thank you, Dragon Warrior.

Now, I have restored my honor

and the honor of my village!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy...

it's Uncle Yang!

Oh, Po, why did you ruin

something that was perfect?

I don't understand.

Come back here! I got ya!

Then, the Crocodile

Thief pounced!

Peek-a-boo!

I'm gonna get you.

- Oh, Po?

- I got you, Dad.

This is perfect.

There's always room

for one more at Mr. Ping's.

Oh, no. I really don't

want to disturb anyone.

You go and enjoy your party.

I'm not gonna enjoy it

without you.

Oh, no, I couldn't.

These are your people.

- This is your family.

- You're my family, too, Shifu.

Now, come on.

That soup

does smell delicious.

Po, wait.

What goes on in your head I

really don't always understand.

But what goes on in your

heart will never let us down.

Thanks, Shifu. Come on.

Hey, guys, look who's here!

- Master Shifu's here!

- It's good to see you, Master Shifu!

And it's good

to be here, Mr. Ping.

Sit, sit, sit, sit!

Thanks for comin', everyone!

Watch out, little one...

I'm hosting the Feast

Toasting the Feast

I'm going to be

doing the Feast

Servin' it up

Right in your cup

Makin' a Feast to remember!

I've never hosted

hosted a Feast before

That won't stop me

from serving some boar

Fried boar!

On-the-side boar

Yeah.