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01x36 - Sean's Neptune Tune/Earthday Birthday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ready Jet Go!". Aired: February 15, 2016 – May 6, 2019.*
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Jet Propulsion and his family are human aliens from the fictional planet Bortron 7 which orbits around a red dwarf called Bortron.

01x36 - Sean's Neptune Tune/Earthday Birthday

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[together] Ready! Jet! Go!

- ♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

♪ That's his name ♪

♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

♪ He'll rocket to fame ♪

♪ When he arrived, he created a buzz ♪

♪ 'Cause there was no house ♪

♪ And then there was, he said ♪

- ♪ People of Earth! You ain't seen nothing yet! ♪

♪ I'm from Bortron , and my name is Jet! ♪

- ♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

♪ That's his name ♪

♪ He looks like us ♪

♪ But he isn't the same ♪

- ♪ I'm a space tripper and a galaxy crosser ♪

♪ My parents brought me here in a flying saucer ♪

- ♪ And just to prove it was a fact ♪

♪ He flew them out to space and back ♪

♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

[spaceship whirring]

- ♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

[together] Ready! Jet! Go!

- ♪ He showed up, and now it's a blast ♪

♪ Looks like the future really got here fast ♪

- ♪ Nice to meet you, human race ♪

♪ Tell me all about the place ♪

- Jet Propulsion!

- Jet Propulsion!

- Jet Propulsion!

all: Ready! Jet! Go!

[upbeat music]

- [exclaiming]

Ha, wow, free ride!

What a windy day here on planet Earth.

- Ready to play more "What Planet Am I?"?

- Sure! What planet am I?

I'm freezing all the time and very windy.

My winds blow more than a thousand miles an hour,

and I have moons and rings.

- Pluto! Bam, nailed it!

- [giggles] Nice try,

but I'm thinking Sean is describing Neptune.

[fanfare]

Knew it. Said it.

Got it right.

[wind gusts]

♪ ♪

- [chattering]

- Yeah, ride that chair, Sunspot!

Speaking of windy, it's a Neptune

kind of day, you know?

[laughter]

Am I right?

That's a great idea.

We should go to Neptune today.

[dramatic music]

- Great idea, Jet!

- You're not ready yet, Sean?

Do you want to go home and find something first?

Then we'll go to Neptune.

- I really don't want to go.

- But you're fascinated by Neptune,

and you know so much about it.

- Well, I do actually know a lot.

- Great, so we're going!

- Why don't you want to go to Neptune?

- I-I just can't.

I have to, uh, I have to go put my astronaut figures

in order in what year they landed on the moon.

Bye! - Uh, don't forget

Astronaut Alan Shepard! and !

Okay, come right back!

Remember Neptune!

- Hmm, something's up with him.

He doesn't seem like a normal "I don't want to

go to space" Sean.

- [chattering]

- Right, of course, he's playing an awesome Earthie game.

You know, some kind of a seek-and-hide game.

Let's go. Time to play.

- Jet, Sean's not playing hide-and-seek.

He just doesn't want to go to Neptune.

- [chuckles] Really?

Let's see who's right.

You or me.

[knocking]

Hi, I say you're playing a game, but Sydney says you just

don't want to go to Neptune.

I'm right, right?

- I can't go to Neptune.

I have to memorize all the moons of Jupiter

in alphabetical order.

I may need to know them someday.

Got to be prepared.

Please don't knock anymore.

Bye.

- Huh, interesting strategic move in the game.

- Jet, he's not gonna answer the door again.

- I know what to do. Watch.

[doorbell rings]

I didn't knock. I rang the bell.

[chuckles] Good one, huh?

So, Neptune time?

- Jet, I'm not going to Neptune.

Not today, not ever.

- But haven't you already memorized Jupiter's moons?

- Well, yes, but now I have to get my pet hamster, Pedro,

ready for the eclipse next month.

- Wait, what? Your hamster?

- Yes, that is exactly my plan.

Good-bye.

- Well, this is a very confusing Earthie game.

[door opens, closes]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] That's because it's not a game.

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

Okay, Jet wants to go to Neptune.

And Sean, I hear you and understand that

you really don't want to go to Neptune.

- Wow, look, a rare moment when you can see

the Sun and the Moon in the sky at the same time!

both: Hey!

- You know, I'm beginning to wonder if this really is a game.

- You're right. Sean just doesn't

want to go to Neptune.

- Of course Sean wants to go.

He loves Neptune.

[playful music]

- Did you say "Neptune"? Let's fly there.

Oh, but where's Sean?

Is he playing some Earthie hiding game?

- No, it's not a game.

I think Sean's actually worried about something.

- Oh, well, then you have to find him so we can help him.

- Exactly, thank you.

- Okay, time to find Sean.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [beeping]

- Huh, Beep hasn't seen Sean.

- [beeping]

- Beep says, "It really seems like a Neptune kind of day."

- [sneezes]

- That was a very Sean-like sneeze.

Now, where's the sneezer?

♪ ♪

- [sneezes]

♪ ♪

- Sean?

- [sighs]

- Fun game, Sean!

- What game?

- You know. Now, I'll hide, and you find me.

Whee!

- [sighs] Jet is convinced

you're playing a game, Sean, but I know you're not.

So, what's bothering you about Neptune?

- [sighs]

Okay, the real real reason I don't want to go to Neptune is

this Commander Cressida comic,

the one I borrowed from you, Sydney.

It--it really scared me.

- Ohh, "High Noon on Neptune."

Sean, you know those comics are just stories.

- I know, but sometimes when I read something really good

with cool pictures, well, it feels really real,

like in this comic.

- I understand, Sean.

That is a good comic.

It's a really scary story.

- Yeah, I was embarrassed to tell you guys the reason

I didn't want to go to Neptune. Very embarrassed.

- Aw, Sean, we're friends.

You don't ever have to be embarrassed to tell us anything.

- Right, we're your friends.

Never, ever be embarrassed.

What's "embarrassed" mean again?

- Embarrassed means to feel bad about yourself.

- What? You should never feel bad.

You're the one and only amazing Sean.

Friends forever, Earthie pal?

- Thanks. You know what?

I'm glad I told you guys about feeling embarrassed.

Now I'm actually feeling better.

- So...let's go to Neptune?

- [sighs] Neptune this, Neptune that,

but it's so far away, like, more than billion miles.

And so cold.

- Sean, are you talking to yourself?

- Yes, yes, I am, but Neptune--

- Did someone say "Neptune"?

- Uh, Sean, now that I know the problem, that you're scared,

I have the answer.

It's fun, and it always works.

Ready to hear the idea?

- You're gonna tell me anyway, aren't you?

- A song!

- I like it. Let's sing!

- Okay, any particular song?

- You make one up.

Making up a song always helps me figure out any problem.

When I feel weird, or... what's that word?

- [screams]

- Scared-- I sing!

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

Uh, I guess songs don't really do that for me.

- No, no, more like...

Ahem, Sunspot?

♪ ♪

♪ It's a Neptune kind of day ♪

♪ A Neptune kind of day ♪

♪ There's a crazy wind a-blowin' and the way ♪

♪ That things are goin' it feels like it could ♪

♪ Carry us away ♪

♪ The wind is whistling like a whip ♪

♪ Let's take a solar system trip ♪

♪ When it's blowing this way ♪

♪ There's just one thing to say ♪

♪ It's a Neptune kind of day ♪

- Wait, what's happening to my feet?

- Gotta admit, fun song, huh?

all: ♪ Yeah, the wind is really rippin' ♪

♪ So it's time to go space trippin' ♪

♪ It's a Neptune kind of day! ♪

- Whoa, you guys danced me right into the wagon.

- Sure did.

You ready to go to Neptune, Sean?

- I'm re-thinking, I'm re-thinking.

Neptune is so far away and blue.

Ugh, okay, I like blue, and, apparently,

it's a Neptune kind of day. - ♪ Five, four ♪

♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ Doors are shut, engines on ♪

♪ Everybody in their place? ♪

♪ Let's go into outer space! ♪

both: ♪ Ready! Jet! Go! ♪

- [screams]

[tires screech]

[epic music]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ We got a Neptune song to sing ♪

♪ Of moons and icy rings ♪

- ♪ Jet, to get the rings precisely ♪

♪ You could mention that they're icy ♪

♪ But it's really more they're dusty--that's the thing ♪

♪ And if we're gonna sing a song ♪

♪ Let's not get our figures wrong ♪

♪ Neptune's moons are truly nifty ♪

♪ But the total isn't ♪

♪ There were only moons there all along ♪

- Ah, moons, very good, Sean.

- Thanks! - ♪ Oh, Neptune! ♪

♪ Such a lovely blue ♪

♪ From all that hydrogen and the helium too ♪

- ♪ But don't refrain from mentioning methane ♪

♪ That's why Neptune looks so blue to you ♪

There it is, Neptune. Look!

all: ♪ It's a Neptune kind of day ♪

♪ It's such a crazy thing to say ♪

- ♪ But overdrive that's interstellar ♪

♪ It's a really fast propeller ♪

all: ♪ Now we're . billion miles away ♪

♪ We really can't deny ♪

♪ We simply had to fly ♪

♪ And though it's windy here, we'd really like to stay ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a Neptune kind of day! ♪

Wow!

- You know, I didn't believe it would work,

but somehow, singing about Neptune made me forget

I was ever scared.

You were right, Jet. Thanks!

- You're welcome, Sean.

I'm so glad you're not scared anymore.

- Sean, I'm so proud of you for figuring that out.

- Yay! And speaking of tethering up

and floating outside the saucer, let's do it!

- I wasn't speaking about that.

- [laughs] That's so Jet.

Well, what do you think, Sean?

- I never thought I'd be floating

above Neptune and singing.

- Ah, the power of music.

Sing it, Sean!

all: ♪ It's a Neptune kind of day ♪

- I love Neptune's moons!

- There are only moons, Jet. , -!

- [laughs]

- When I was a little kid, I had a red wagon

just like this one. But if I want it

to go anywhere, I've got to apply force.

What is force?

It's how hard it is to get something to move.

Hi, I'm astronomer Amy Mainzer, and I'm here with Captain Perez

from the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

We're here at their training facility today,

and we're gonna demonstrate force.

Captain Perez, how do we get the water

out of this fire truck?

- Well, actually, at home, if you had a kitchen sink

or your bathroom sink, and you turn it on...

- Yeah, uh-huh. - It's the same thing

in the fire engine.

- But I bet it's a lot more force

coming out of that truck, right?

- A lot more force.

- Do you think we could try an experiment?

- Sure. - I wonder if we could get

the fire hose to move a wagon.

- I think we can do that.

- So, the force of the water is gonna push in one direction...

- And the wagon's gonna go the other direction.

- Okay, well, let's try it out.

Let's see if we can move this wagon

using the force from the water.

- We can do it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

That worked all right.

So do you think I can apply enough force

to move this fire engine?

- Nope.

- Ah, well, it was worth a try.

So the next time you're in your wagon,

just remember, if you have the right amount of force,

you could move just about anything.

- [humming]

Ah, number three, so shiny.

[playful music]

And number nine, ooh, so blinky.

Oh, that's number eight, and it's full of surprises,

so be careful, Sunspot.

[poof]

[laughs]

Can't say I didn't warn you.

- Hey, Jet, whatcha doing?

- I'm sorting my Bortronian badges.

I get one every year for my birthday.

- Your birthday?

- Jet, why didn't you tell us it's your birthday?

- It isn't.

I just have so many badges, I had to move them from my room

to the garage.

- Wait a sec. Did you say

you get one every year? - Yep.

- But there's gotta be like badges here.

- Actually, there are .

'Cause that's how old I am on Bortron .

both: ?

- That's right.

But on Earth, I'm the same age as you guys.

- That's so cool.

- But my Bortron age is nothing compared to Sunspot's.

He's .

[both gasp]

[horn honks]

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Mindy.

You're just in time for the big news.

Jet is years old on Bortron ,

and Sunspot is .

- But 's my abuelo's age.

That means "grandpa" in Spanish.

And Jet does not look like Grandpa.

- I know it's hard to believe, Mindy, but allow me to explain.

all: Hi, Face!

- A year is the length of time it take a planet to orbit,

or go around, the Sun.

Earth's orbit is days.

Planets that are closer to the Sun orbit faster.

Planets that are farther away take longer

to go around the Sun.

Mercury goes around the Sun the fastest,

and Neptune takes the longest.

Bortron has gone around its sun times

since Jet was born.

That's why jet is on his home planet.

- How old would I be on another planet?

- Hmm, according to my calculations,

you'd be almost on Mercury.

- ? That's old enough

to fly to space!

[both laughing]

- There's one more fact you need to know.

It was one Earth year ago today that Jet and his parents

landed here in Boxwood Terrace.

- Well, I better get back to sorting my badges.

You guys want to help?

all: Yes!

- Hmm, badge number .

Wonder what it does.

- No, Sean, wait!

[flatulence]

- Ugh. - Pyew!

Skunk smell, but don't worry. It's harmless.

- [whines]

- Jet's birthday badges are so cool.

[sniffs] Even the stinky one.

- Yeah, too bad they're all from a birthday of his

that we missed.

- I wonder what we can do to make it up to him.

- How about we throw him birthday parties?

- Or we could celebrate his Earthday birthday instead.

- His Earthday birthday? What's that?

- The anniversary of Jet arriving on Earth,

which is today.

We can celebrate by throwing one big party.

- And I think a surprise party's the way to go.

[sniffs] Which we can begin planning

right after I wash off this skunk smell.

- So, we're gonna need awesome decorations,

yummy snacks, and, of course, a song and dance routine.

- And if we're gonna surprise Jet,

we've gotta make sure he doesn't find out about the party.

- Don't worry. I'll keep Jet busy.

- You sure, Mindy? That's a pretty big job.

- Trust me, I can handle it.

I'm almost on Mercury.

- [clears throat]

Number , number ,

and last but not least, number .

Now let's go find Sean and Sydney.

- Hey, Jet. Hey, Sunspot.

Want to play leapfrog with me?

- Sure, Mindy. What's leapfrog?

- A fun Earthie game.

Come on, I'll show you.

Now we take turns jumping over each other,

like frogs.

Jump!

[playful music]

- [chuckles] You're right, Mindy.

That was fun.

Now let's go find Sean and Sydney.

- Wait, Jet, can we have a tea party first?

It'll be extra super fun.

- Okay, and I know just the robot who can serve the tea.

♪ ♪

- Thank you, Jet .

- Hello, yes, extra super fun.

- Wow, Mindy, that was extra super fun.

Now let's go find Sean and Sydney.

- Wait, Jet! You know what's

extra, extra super fun?

Hide and seek!

I'll hide, and you count to ,,

then come and find me.

Don't forget to cover your eyes.

- ,, huh?

Okay. One, two, three...

- Keeping Jet busy is harder than I thought.

Hey, maybe Jet's mom and dad can help.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Propulsion.

Sean, Sydney, and I are planning a surprise birthday party

for Jet, and we need your help.

- Uh, but it isn't Jet's birthday, Mindy.

- That's right. Or we would've gotten him

a new badge.

- It's not his Bortronian birthday.

It's his Earthday birthday, because he's been on Earth

for one whole orbit around the Sun.

- One Earth year already?

Well, that's amazing.

Come on, let's go tell Jet about the party.

- No, you can't tell him, 'cause surprise party

means it's a secret.

- Ooh, don't worry. Bortronians are great

at keeping secrets. - We sure are!

Um, what's a secret again?

- Look, all you have to do is keep Jet busy,

and don't say the party's for him.

Got it?

both: Got it.

- "It was just one year ago today,

"Jet landed here on Earth.

And that is why we celebrate his happy Earthday birth."

- 'Cause a year's how long a planet takes

to orbit 'round the Sun.

Some orbit really fast, And some are as slow as...

a turtle on the run?

- Hey, guys.

- Mindy, what are you doing here?

- Aren't you supposed to be keeping Jet busy?

- Don't worry. I've got it covered.

- , , ,!

- Ready or not, here I--

both: Surprise!

- [screams]

[crash]

[ding]

- [belches] - Mom, Dad, what's going on?

- Oh, nothing, just practicing for a surprise birthday party.

- Really? Whose birthday is it?

- Well, we can't tell you

because "surprise" means secret. Yeah.

- Well, I know it can't be for me

'cause it's not my birthday.

- True, but, if it was, what kind of cake would you want?

- My fav, of course: rutabaga upside-down cake!

- Great, now make sure you stay extra busy so Sean, Sydney,

and Mindy can plan the party.

Bye, Jet!

- Sean, Sydney, and Mindy are planning a party?

That sounds so fun!

Come on, let's see if they need any help.

- Looks great, guys.

This is gonna be one awesome Earthday birthday.

- And the best part is, Jet will be totally surprised.

- I will?

[all gasp]

- Jet, what are you doing here?

- I'm here to help with the party.

You know, the party that Sean just said

I'm gonna be surprised by.

- No, I didn't say Jet, Jet.

I-I said, uh...Brett.

- Oh, right, Brett. Good ol' Brett.

He's gonna be really surprised.

- Wait, who's Brett?

- Beats me, never heard of him.

- Well, he's great.

- Yeah, you can meet him later at the party.

See you, Brett. I mean, Jet.

- You kidding? I'm way too excited

to leave now.

I love parties!

[ding]

♪ ♪

- [chattering]

- Okay, good trick. You can help.

- Whoo-hoo!

Let's give this Brett guy the best party ever.

- I don't get it. Who's Brett?

- There is no Brett.

It's just something Sean said so we can keep Jet surprised.

- Ohh. [clicks tongue]

♪ ♪

- Surprise!

- Ooh-h*-h*, oh!

- What rhymes with Sun? Pun, spun, tons of fun?

- Surprise!

- Aah!

[muffled speech]

- So, when's Brett gonna get here?

I can't wait to meet him.

- Um, I don't know.

Maybe you should go look for him.

- Good idea! Come on, Sunspot.

- Finally, okay, everyone, get in place.

It's almost time for the big Earthday birthday surprise.

♪ ♪

- Oh, Brett!

Brett!

Brett?

Huh, well, guys, I looked everywhere.

No Brett.

all: Surprise!

Happy Earthday birthday, Jet!

- No way! You're surprising me?

- Yep. - Since we missed

all of your Bortron birthdays,

we're celebrating your Earthday birthday instead.

- Wow, way to keep a secret, guys.

Especially you, Mindy.

- It was easy.

After all, I'm pretty much a grown-up.

I'm on planet Mercury.

both: Surprise!

- Oh, oh, oh, dear. Oh, we're too late.

I guess we should've practiced more.

- At least we got the rutabaga upside-down cake right.

- [gasps] Ooh, my fav!

I wonder if Brett will like it.

both: Who's Brett?

- There is no Brett.

It was just pretend.

To keep the surprise from you, Jet.

- Ooh, now I get it.

Seriously though, where's Brett?

[laughter]

- And here's one more surprise.

Your very first Earthday birthday badge.

- I love it!

And since you guys are such great friends,

you deserve a surprise too.

Surprise!

- You're sharing your badges with us?

- Yep, and look. You get number eight.

Let's see what it does this time.

[flatulence]

♪ ♪

- Awesome!

This is just what we need for our song and dance routine.

- ♪ It was just one year ago today ♪

♪ Jet landed here on Earth ♪

- ♪ And that is why we celebrate his happy Earthday birth ♪

- ♪ A year's how long a planet takes ♪

♪ To orbit 'round the Sun ♪

- ♪ Mercury goes really fast ♪

♪ Neptune's the slowest one ♪

all: ♪ The closer to the Sun you are ♪

♪ The shorter your year will be ♪

♪ The farther away a planet is the longer the year, you see ♪

♪ One orbit around the Sun means one more year for you and me ♪

- ♪ And Bortron goes really fast ♪

♪ Which is why I'm , ha! ♪

both: Surprise!

- Happy birthday, Brett!

[laughter]

- Oh, Jet.

- Seriously though, where's Brett?

- Everybody loves having birthdays,

but have you ever wondered why you can only have

a birthday once a year? Hi, I'm astronomer Amy Mainzer.

The reason we only have birthdays once a year

is because that's how long it takes for the Earth

to go around the Sun.

We call the motion of a planet around its sun its orbit.

The length of a planet's year is determined by how fast

it goes around the Sun.

And that depends on how close it is to the Sun.

Planets that are close to the Sun take less time

to go around than planets that are really far away.

For example, it only takes Mercury days

to go around the Sun.

That's because Mercury's a lot closer to the Sun

than the Earth is.

If you were on Mercury, you'd have a birthday

every three months.

But, if I were on Neptune, it takes Earth years

just to complete one orbit around the Sun.

That's because Neptune is so incredibly far away.

That means that even the oldest person on Earth

is not even one Neptune year old.

The Earth is traveling around the Sun

incredibly fast in its orbit.

It's going , miles an hour.

And at that incredible speed, it takes the Earth months,

or about days, to go around the Sun one time.

And one day, if you go to live on Mars,

its orbit is almost twice as long as Earth's,

so you would only have half as many birthdays on Mars.

So the next time you need a reason to have a party,

just tell everybody you're celebrating

your Mercury birthday, and you need to have a party

every three months.

- ♪ Jet Propulsion ♪

[together] Ready! Jet! Go!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Jet Propulsion!

- Jet Propulsion!

- Jet Propulsion!

[together] Ready! Jet! Go!