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01x19 - Milo The Librarian

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Milo". Aired: 10 May 2021 – present.*
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The series follows Milo, a 5-year-old black cat and his friends, Lofty, a tall giraffe and Lark, a Bird as they explore different jobs and professions.

01x19 - Milo The Librarian

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-[opening theme] -(Milo, Lofty, Lark) MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

[happy music]

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

-Hm. -Oh, is this it, Milo?

No. I'm looking for Danger-Dog!

-Have you seen it, Lofty? -Uh-uh.

[ding-a-ling] A customer!

Oops. [chuckles]

-Hello! -Oh, hello, Miss Stern!

Looks like you've been busy in the library.

[chuckles] Oh yes,

a librarian's work is never done!

Today was dusting-the-books day!

Do you have lots of books in the library, Miss Stern?

Every book you can think of, Lofty!

We've got books about pirates!

Books about space rockets blasting to the moon!

Books about how to bake the most delicious cakes!

Books about brave princesses

defending their castles from wicked dragons!

[laughing] We've even got books about other books.

Wow!

Erm. Don't suppose you've got any books on washing machines?

Almost certainly!

[laughter]

Oh, good. Well, let's clean that outfit for you!

[triumphant fanfare]

Thank you!

We'll take these to Suds, Dad.

And what do we have here? [chuckles]

It's a librarian's outfit, Suds.

Hm-mmm! I'm detecting ink, paper,

and lots of dust! [sneezing]

I'll book this one in right away.

[laughter]

Suds, do you have any librarian outfits we can wear?

I'll see what I can do.

[happy music] [clapping]

[bubbling sounds]

-Wow! -We're librarians.

SHH!

[whispering] Sorry, Miss Stern.

Now, who's next, please?

Hello, Miss Stern! I'm looking for the Big Book Of Spanners.

-Pop Up Edition! -Let me see now.

[computer typing] Oh, dear.

It's in my special storeroom downstairs.

I'm afraid you'll have to come back later.

I can't leave the library unattended.

We can look after the library for you, Miss Stern.

We're librarians!

You? Are you sure?

Well, you do look like librarians!

[laughing] Dave, you're in luck!

-Yes! -Now then.

This is the library computer.

When people have finished reading,

the books go onto this trolley to go back onto the shelves!

-Allô, Miss Stern! -Hello, Chef Pierre!

That's a funny looking book.

[giggling] No,

Chef Pierre's made a special display cake for our cookery secti

Now then. Library rules!

Number one: Everyone is welcome in the library!

Number two: There's a book in the library for everyone!

And what's rule number three?

Rule number three is... shh!

[laughter]

Leave it to us, Miss Stern.

-Who's next? -I'm looking for books about

cinema!

[computer typing] Cinema, erm, cinema...

Oh! We've got lots of them.

Follow me please, Vincent!

And I'll put these books back on the shelves.

[happy music]

[laughter]

Lark, can you take Commander Cottontail to the travel section, please?

Of course!

Now, I wonder where that is.

I spy a map! Just the thing!

Lead away, young explorer! [chuckles]

Being a librarian is fun!

-Next, please. -Umm.

Which way to the cookery section?

Erm, it's that way. The one with the big display cake!

[mystery theme music]

(Chef Pierre) Help! Get away!

Sounds like someone's in trouble!

[gasping] Librarian to the rescue!

-(Chef Pierre) Help! -[gasping]

(Chef Pierre) Stop it!

Stop that, Mr Croc! The cake is on display!

Funny thing to do with a cake! I'm hungry.

You should go to a cafe instead, Mr Croc!

Leave the library? You can't make me do that.

Remember library rule number one.

Everyone's welcome in the library!

Quite right too. Now, give me that cake.

But the library is meant for reading books, Mr Croc.

Reading? [sarcastic laughter]

There are lots more fun things I can do in here than read.

[action music]

[clap] WHAT WAS THAT?

[yelping] Not bees!

[action music]

AH! THERE'S A BEAST LOOSE IN THE LIBRARY!

-Everyone's leaving! -Please, don't go!

We can't stay here with Crafty Mr. Croc causing trouble!

Either he goes, or we do!!

Quite right you tell them, Farmer Tilly.

Terrible behaviour, really terrible.

Ah, this is a disaster.

What's Miss Stern going to say when she sees everyone's gone

Erm Where's everyone gone?

[giggling] I think she'd say

Rule number two!

There's a book in the library for everyone!

You're right! If we can find the right book for Mr Croc,

then maybe he won't cause trouble.

-It's worth to try. -It's a long shot but it's worth taking.

-Okay then. -[singing] Mr Croooc?

Are you here, Mr Croc?

AH!

We're going to find you a book to read!

A book?

[laughing] Did you hear that? A book!

[cackles]

Try me!

[theme music]

-A film book? -Seen them all.

-Travel? -Been there, done that.

-Crime? -Umm.

I know it all already!

Umm, poetry?

I don't like poems! Ugh.

Ooh.

[theme music]

Ah! It's not working!

He doesn't seem to like anything!

Except himself!

That's it, Lofty!

-You're a genius! -Am I?

Oh!

-What's this? -Open it and see, Mr Croc.

I'm not going to like it.

Oh!

[indistinct chattering]

One Big book Of Spanners!

Magic! Thank you, Miss Stern.

Ah!

Oh, I say!

Everyone's reading.

Even Crafty Mr Croc! How did you do it?

We found him a book about his favourite thing.

(Milo, Lark, Lofty) Crocodiles!

Shh! Some of us are trying to read.

That's rule number three! [laughs]

What fabulous librarians you are!

Yes! [laughter]

Oh! And how did my librarians get on, eh?

Oh, Suds! It was brilliant. We helped customers find the books the

But then Mr Croc was so naughty,

he nearly made everyone leave.

Until we remembered

there was a right book for everyone. Even Mr Croc!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

LIBRARIAN!

[closing theme]