01x08 - Milo The Mountaineer

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-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

[happy music]

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

[scratching]

-How tall am I, dad? -This tall, Milo. Huh!

Now you, Lofty.

-[scratching] -Am I taller than Milo?

[chuckles] A little bit!

-Yes! -Aw.

My turn!

Hey, Lark, when did you get so tall?

I think that's cheating, Lark.

-Lark! -[giggling]

-[ding-a-ling] -A customer!

Ooh.

Arh...

Ooh, Commander Cottontail, come in and shut that door.

[shivers] You're letting all the heat out!

Good day to you!

I've just returned from a mountaineering expedition

and my outfit is in need of a good clean!

Oh! Mountaineering sounds exciting, Commander!

It is exciting! And thrilling! And exhilarating...

To battle to the top of the tallest mountain

using only your bare wits...

And a rucksack of specialist equipment!

Wow!

Who wants an exciting expedition to Suds?

We'll do it, mum!

[trumpet announcement]

Marvellous. Cheerio!

Bye, Commander, and close the... door.

[shivers]

Let's go!

Hello, my little bubbly pals.

And what needs cleaning today?

A mountaineer's outfit, Suds!

Hm. I'll need to reach new heights to get these cleaned! [laughter]

Do you have any mountaineers outfits we can wear, Suds?

[chuckling] Let's see, shall we?

[happy music] [clapping hands]

Wow! We're mountaineers!

In the mountains!

[groans]

-Err, what's that? -[all] Ow!

[growls]

-A snow monster! -Agh!

[gasp] It's you, Commander Cottontail!

It's me, alright!

I'm off to conquer mount Neverest!

[gasp] Can we go with you?

Why not? You certainly look like first-rate mountaineers!

You can help me plant my flag at the very top!

-Yes! -Right, team! First things first.

Equipment check.

Ropes to stay safe,

camera for pictures and energy bars for... energy?

Check, check, check!

One thing I do need before we start...

[yawns] Is a nap! I was up jolly late packing!

Aw.

Tell you what, why don't you take my flag

and make a head start. [yawns] I'll catch...

-[yawns] I'll catch you up. -Yes!

Um... Which one is mount Neverest?

The tallest one, over there.

It doesn't look that tall.

Don't underestimate mount Neverest, my young friend.

Respect the mountain and the mountain will respect you back!

-[whispering] What does that mean? -I'm not sure.

Good luck, mountaineers. And goodnight.

[snoring]

-[giggle] -Come on! let's get mountaineering!

[rhythmic music] [steps]

I think I need to walk from here.

[breathless] Are we, are we nearly at the top?

It can't be too far!

Ooh. That does look quite high now.

Don't worry Lofty, we'll be at the top by lunchtime!

Ooh. A mountain picnic sounds nice!

[rumble]

Did anyone hear that?

Might be a real snow monster.

Um. That's just my tummy.

Climbing mount Neverest is making me hungry.

-[rumble] -[laughter]

Me too. How about... an early picnic?

Oh yes! Brilliant idea!

[theme music]

Oh! Are we at the top yet?

Can't be too far now, Lofty. Shall we keep going...

Yes, but first let's... build a snowman!

Yes!

Let's call him Timmy!

He's got a good view!

[gulp] We are really high now, aren't we?

Oh! Let's take a photo of Timmy!

Back a bit...

Back a bit more...

[creaks]

Um. That ice made a funny noise.

It'll be fine, Lofty!

Say, um, "Frozen trees"!

Frozen trees!

[cracking]

Ah!

Milo...

Timmy, what did you do with Milo?

[echoing in the distance] Wee!

-Wargh! -[whooshes]

Woah!

Whoo!

[giggles]

Wee!

-Wee! -Whoa!

[giggles] That was fun!

That was fast!

But look at the mountain now!

We're even further away from the top than when we started.

-So we're not nearly there, then? -No, Lofty.

[sigh] What kind of mountaineers can't climb mountains?

Ah, the sort that play in the snow and stop for picnics!

You're right! We didn't respect the mountain!

[whispering] I still don't know what that means.

We have to do it properly! Let's not mess around on the mountain!

Ah! Now I get it.

-Who's with me? -We are!

Let's climb!

[happy music]

-Okay? -Okay!

Not okay.

[effort noises]

[rhythmic music]

Are we there yet?

Yes, Lofty! We are!

We did it! Yay!

[all] Yay! [giggle]

Let's take a picture.

Everyone say "Mountain breeze"!

-Mountain breeze! -[snap]

I can't wait to show this photo to Commander Cottontail!

You can show me right now!

Commander Cottontail! You're here!

What h*! You made it to the top I see!

Ha! Silly me overslept...

So I took the quick way up!

Marvellous things these ski-lifts!

Ski-lift! But isn't that cheating, Commander?

We climbed all the way up. It was hard...

And it was scary...

But it was fun! And we even planted your flag!

So I see! Do you know you've inspired me?

I'm going to climb that mountain over there...

And this time I shall climb up just as you did.

Like a real mountaineer!

-Toodle-pip! -Bye, Commander!

Toodle-pip! [giggle]

Did you have fun mountaineering?

Oh, Suds, it was so exciting!

We climbed a huge mountain!

But we kept messing about and ended up sliding all the way to the

Then we worked as a team and climbed all the way to the top of the

like real mountaineers!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

Mountaineer!

[closing theme]