01x03 - Milo The Dancer

[bunniefuu]

♪ Milo!

[theme music plays]

♪ Milo!

-♪ Milo! -[laughs]

You're go Lofty.

-Urgh! -Ah!

[suspense music plays]

Ah!

You're putting me off!

-How are we putting you off? -By watching me!

OK, we promise we won't look.

[humming a song tune]

-[bell ringing] -[door slams]

A customer!

Yes!

[clanking sound]

Hello, Eleanor, hello Mycroft, what can we do for you today?

Our dancer's outfits could do with a clean!

We've just finished a VERY energetic rehearsal!

-Phew! -That sounds like fun!

Oh, it is! We've chaa-chaa-chaaed,

we've samba'ed-down and Mycroft even had a quick twirl.

I did. [whooshing sound]

Wow!

He LOVES to twirl! But he has to be careful, Don't you, Mycroft?

[chuckles] Ooh yes. My back's not as bendy as it was!

Well, let's get those outfits clean, shall we?

[whooshing sound]

[music plays]

-Thank you. -Cheerio.

We'll take them to Suds, Mum!

Hello, my bubbly-buddies! What needs cleaning today?

They're dancers' outfits, Suds.

So I see! I'd better do the soapy salsa on these!

♪ Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-CHA!

[laughs]

Suds? Do you have any spare dancers outfits?

Give me a mo, twinkle toes!

[whizz]

[bubbling]

[music plays]

Yes! We're dancers... on a huge stage!

[laughs]

Check out my moves!

♪ Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

-Watch my spin! -[whooshing sound]

Woargh!!!!!

[whooshing suddenly stops]

What's going on?

Oh! Phew! Just in time!

Eleanor and I ALWAYS keep perfect time!

But we won't if we don't keep practicing.

It's our Dance Spectacular tonight.

Oh!

So if you could clear the stage, please. We need to practice.

A Dance Spectacular sounds, erm... spectacular!!

Oh yes, the theatre will be full!

We can't let our audience down.

We could be your backing dancers!

-We know lots of dance moves! -And have the outfits!

Not for THIS show, I'm afraid. Maybe next time?

[soft music plays]

Wee-eeellll... We could give you an audition, I suppose...

Yes!

-Let's start with some ballet. -[clicking sound]

[ballet music plays]

And...

-A One, two, three. -Feel the music.

Let your bodies move to the rhythm.

I can't do it when people are watching!

-Me neither! -I... can't move.

[clicking sound]

[hopeful] TA-DA!

I think you might need a little more practice.

Aw...

Why don't you go and practice in the rehearsal room, backstage?

Oh okay!

And don't be shy! Just dance like nobody's watching!

We'll try!

One, two, three. One, two, three...

One, two, three. One, two, three...

One, two, three.

Ooh wow!

Look at all those different dance styles.

Ah ha! Music!

Let's play something more exciting!?

Um. How about this?

[upbeat music plays]

[scoffs]

Have you been fiddling with the playlist again, Mycroft?

Wasn't me! But check me out!

[laughs]

Let's try something else!

[fast samba music plays]

[laughs]

[break dance music plays]

[whooshing sound]

[laughs]

[metal music plays]

[flamenco music plays]

[can-can music plays]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[music stops]

-Did you hear something? -Argh!!!

-I heard THAT! -Argh!!!

Ow!

Argh, my back!!

Oh, Mycroft, I told you to be careful.

You should have done your high-kicks like this!

-[cracking sound] -Argh, my MY back!!

[all gasp]

Oh no, it's a dance disaster!

-We can't perform like this! -It's FAR too late

to find replacement dancers.

And no dancers means no show.

[excited] We could be your dancers!

We HAVE been practicing!

[chatters]

Oh, this should be a fabulous show.

Oh yes.

The audience is here!

The show MUST go on, Eleanor.

And they HAVE been practicing.

You're on!

-Yes! -Yeah!

[chatters]

Um... that's a lot of people.

[Eleanor] Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls! In a change to our programme,

we have not two but THREE dancers tonight!

Prepare to be dazzled and amazed by The Dance Spectacular!!!

Don't worry, Lofty, we'll be fine!

[scared]

[background music plays]

[footsteps]

Look at all those people!

I don't want to look silly.

Oh -eek.

[blinking]

Yes! We should just dance like nobody's watching!

[music plays]

[audience cheering]

[applause]

Woo!

It works, Lofty! Close your eyes... and let yourself go!

[audience cheering]

[music plays]

Woo!

[applause]

[audience cheering]

[music plays]

[audience cheering]

[applause]

My back's fixed!

You were FAB-U-LOUS! What moves! What style!

Thank you so much for saving our show. You were spectacular!

[chuckles]

Yes!

-[bubbling] -[laughs]

Well... Did you move your feet to the rhythm of the beat?

Oh Suds, it was brilliant!

Dancing it in front of people can be scary...

but not if you pretend they're not there!

Just dance like nobody's watching!

When I grow up, I think it would be AMAZING to be...

A DANCER!

[music theme plays]