01x01 - Milo The Explorer

[bunniefuu]

[music theme plays]

♪ Milo!

♪ Milo!

-♪ Milo! -[laughs]

-Is this it, dad? -Err, no, Milo.

That's a rolling pin.

What does an egg whisk look like again?

It's this big, and it's got

a funny round, wiry bit on the end.

I can't make lunch without it.

Oh, what about this?

-No, lofty. That's a spoon. -[ding-a-lings]

A customer! I wonder who it is?

Wait for me!

Hello, commander cottontail.

And what can we clean for you today?

My explorer's suit, please!

I've just returned from a terribly treacherous trek

while exploring in the jungle.

It was very dark, very dangerous and very hot...

[sniffs] [coughs]

Well you get the idea.

Wow! Are you a real-life explorer?

Agh! [huge laugh]

You gave me quite a fright there.

But yes, I am indeed an explorer!

♪ I've sailed the savage seas to distant shores ♪

♪ and seen sights that would baffle your brains! ♪

♪ I've chased stars across the burning night sky, ♪

♪ and diced with doom a million times! ♪

[impressed] Woah!

How exciting, commander.

Now let's see if we can freshen up those clothes of yours.

-[whooshing sound] -[happy music plays]

-Thank you! Cheerio! -[footsteps]

-We'll take this to suds, mum! -Such a helpful boy.

[laughs] Hi Milo!

What have you got for me today!

-An explorer's suit! -It's a bit smelly.

[sniffs]

-[error noise] -[sniffs]

Phewy, this will need... [Computing]

Boil wash, five cycles on easy-iron setting.

Begin.

Suds? Do you have any explorer outfits we can wear?

Let me see.

[whizz]

[bubbles]

[clap]

[happy music plays]

Wow! We're real explorers, in the jungle!

[snoring] Listen to that strange sound!?

It's probably a fearsome creature with huge teeth!

[scared] Huge teeth?!

-Milo! What are you doing?! -Exploring! Come on!

Oh

[buzzing]

It's commander Cottontail!

[yelps] Hands off my emergency banana!

[spin] Ah, what? Where am I?

Ah, I'm glad you young explorers are here.

[conspiratorially] You see, I'm on the trail

of a valuable treasure...

the legendary golden egg whisk of the Andes!

[Secretive]♪ I've climbed Unclimbable mountains♪

♪ Crossed uncrossable rivers... ♪

♪ I'm this close to the golden egg whisk! ♪

-♪ I can almost smell it! -[sniffs]

But, Alas, I can go no further.

Why? Is the jungle too scary?

And full of fearsome creatures?

With huge teeth!

Gosh, no! I've just got a blister on my tootsies!

Look!

Phewww!

[Indignant] I have walked a long way, I'll have you know!

Don't worry, commander,

we'll find the golden egg whisk for you!

Wonderful news!

Here's the only known map of the area.

You must pass skull rock, go through the tunnel of trees

and then over the risky ravine.

It's an old map though, isn't complete.

You'll need to fill in the rest as you go.

B-but... what if we get lost!!

Oh my dear boy, a true explorer is never lost.

They have just found somewhere new!

Leave it to us, commander! Lark, you're on map reading duty.

[cricket chirping]

Hmmm... this way!

[happy music plays]

-[music stops suddenly] -Definitely this way!

Oh! And watch out for that Crafty Mr. Croc,

he'll do anything to get to the treasure first!

[clatter]

[buzzing]

-Oh! -Skull rock!

Very skull-like.

I think we're being f-f-followed!

By who?

It's a bush, with scary eyes!

And it's making a strange buzzing noise.

I think the heats got to him!

Come and have some water, Lofty.

Well, okay. But I'm sure I saw something.

-Where to next, lark? -[slurps]

Hmmm, we're going to...

[all] The tunnel of trees.

[moaning] [buzzing]

[all] And... risky ravine!

It's very strong and very safe!

Come on lofty!

[squeaking]

You'll be okay as long as you don't look down!

Why did you have to say that...?

[buzzing]

Ah!

I think he handled that quite well.

[footsteps]

[out of breath]

Okay, where to next?

Oh no, the map! It's gone!

[scared]

But.. But... that means we're lost in the jungle forever!

[Gasp] We'll have to survive using only plants and rainwater!

[upbeat] Oh, we could build a treehouse...

with a ladder... and a roof made of leaves...

I'm sorry I lost the map, Milo. What are we going to do now?

I don't know what to do, lark. We just need to think...

We could have a little bamboo kitchen over here...

Wait! What was it commander Cottontail said?

Erm... hands off my emergency banana?

[chuckles] No, not that...

Oh! A true explorer is never lost

They've just found somewhere new!

But... what have we found?

We've found... the waterfall!

-And we are explorers aren't we? -Yes!

Then, let's explore!

[thinking] Hmmm...

[gasps] We've found it!

The legendary golden egg whisk of the Andes.

So that's what an egg whisk looks like.

[buzzing]

-It's crafty Mr. Croc! -And his army of busy bees!

At your service! [laughter].

We followed you all the way here!

I knew we were being followed!

You were right, lofty!

You were very clever to look behind the waterfall.

Now, step back so I can claim my treasure.

I knew I'd find you, and now you're all mine!

You won't get away with this crafty Mr. Croc!

Who's going to stop me!? [evil laugh]

What's going on?!

[screams]

Wagh!!

Yes!

Wait, wait, wait.

[screams]

Quick, let's climb on top.

[screams]

[whooshing sound]

Don't worry, Croc. I've got it.

You've found it!

The Legendary Golden Egg whisk of the Andes!

Well done, young explorers!

We got a little bit lost... but we DID find somewhere new!

A wonderful waterfall, where the egg whisk was hiding!

Then we'll call it The Waterfall Of Wonder and add it to the map!

All done!

What will you do with the egg whisk now, Commander?

I expect you'll be taking it straight to the museum?

Or maybe to the antique shop?

Very interesting ideas. But no,

I was planning to use it to make

The Legendary Omelette of the Andes...

for lunch! [conspiratorially] Who's hungry?

-[all] Me, please! -Splendid!

-[groaning] -[bubbles]

[laughs]

Hu Hu! Did you have fun being explorers today?

Suds, it was the best thing ever!

We were in the jungle looking for treasure...

there was a rock shaped like a skull...

And a bridge over a VERY high ravine...

And a wonderful waterfall!

And when I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be...

[all] An Explorer!

[music theme plays]