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03x02 - The Goofies/Field Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.

03x02 - The Goofies/Field Day

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♪♪

Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie! ♪

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Purple Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie! ♪

Donkey: Hee-haw!

Donkey Hodie: Doesn't Grampy have so many

hee-hawesome things here, down in his basement?

Purple Panda: Oh hey-o, yes he does!

[giggles]

Ah, Donkey, I feel like an explorer,

looking for treasure.

Donkey: [giggles] Ooo!

Check it out.

Grampy won first place

in the Someplace Else Music Marathon competition.

Panda: [in disbelief] Running and making music

at the same time?

Wow, I can't do that.

Donkey: Hey look, Grampy's model airplane.

[inhales and blows]

Panda: [giggling] Hey Donkey, look at this...

[giggling]

Donkey: [giggling] Hee-hee-haw-haw who are they?

Panda: I dunno, but sure looks like they're having fun.

[laughs] Donkey: [giggles] Hmm.

Panda: Hey, Donkey. Donkey: Hmm?

Panda: What's this?

Donkey: Is that a treasure map?

The "Treasure of the Goofies?"

Donkey/Panda: Who are the Goofies?

Grampy Hodie: The Goofies were the most fun

and funniest penguins Someplace Else has ever seen.

[fondly recalling] They would make everyone laugh

with their funny goofs. [giggles]

One time, they teamed up with Clyde the Cloud

and made it rain rubber chickens.

Donkey: [chuckles] Well, did you know

that they had a treasure, Grampy?

Grampy: Ooo. Hey.

This treasure is supposed to be their most fun,

goofiest goof ever!

Panda/Donkey: Most fun goofiest goof ever?

Grampy: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: We gotta find that treasure!

Grampy: I sure wish I could come with you,

but, uh, I'm off to go birdwatching with Harriett.

So, please let me know what you find.

Panda: Oh, we will, Grampy! [giggles]

Grampy: Bye bye! Donkey: [laughs] Bye!

Panda: Bye!

Donkey: Well, what are we waiting for?

I, Donkey Hodie...

Panda: Oh, uh, and I, Purple Panda...

Donkey: ...are going to find...

Donkey/Panda: ...the Treasure of the Goofies!

Donkey: [giggles]

Panda: [skeptical] Oh, but a treasure hunt

is such a big adventure.

I can't do that!

Donkey: When I feel like I can't do something,

it helps me to say, "I can!"

Hmm. Panda: Oh yeah.

You do always say that "we can." Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Panda: You always say, "I can."

Donkey: Yeah! Saying, "I can do something!"

gives me the confidence to try!

[upbeat music] ♪ When thinking you can't ♪

♪ and feeling you can't,

♪ turn it all around and say this chant: ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

Then try and see what happens! Panda: Okay.

Donkey: ♪ When off to find the treasure ♪

♪ and think you can't do it. Panda: Yeah.

Donkey: ♪ Or trying a new food and feeling you can't chew it. ♪

Panda: Aw yeah. Donkey: ♪ Or riding toward a hill ♪

♪ and feel you can't scoot it. ♪

♪ Or looking for a Yodel bird and think you can't view it. ♪

Panda: Hmm. Donkey: ♪ Even though it is all hard ♪

♪ And you're thinking "I can't." ♪

Panda: Hmm. Donkey: ♪ Turn it around ♪

♪ and say this chant: ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can say, I can say I can. ♪

♪ I can say I can. ♪

Panda: I can say, "I can!" Donkey!

Let's go find the goofy treasure!

Donkey: The map says

we should start right here at the big blue rock.

Panda: Well, this sure is a big and blue rock!

[giggles]

So...where do we go next?

Donkey: Ah, uh...

Oh, it doesn't show which way to go next.

Panda: Oh, but then how are we gonna find the funniest

and most fun thing anyone has ever seen in Someplace Else?

Goofy Penguin : Hiya!

Donkey: Hi! You look like the penguin in the photo!

Goofy Penguin : Mm-hmm. Donkey: Are you a Goofy?

Goofy Penguin : I sure am!

Panda: Oh, I didn't know the Goofies were still around?

Goofy Penguin : [laughs] Of course, we are!

The world always needs goofiness!

And I will tell you where to go next

to find the Treasure of the Goofies!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Thank you. Panda: Oh.

Goofy Penguin : To learn where to go next,

you need to say this.

"Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!"

Panda: Uh...what?

Goofy Penguin : Say this...

"Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!"

Donkey: Um.

G-G-Goofy ooofy booka do. Panda: Goofy, uh, ooofa...

Goofy doofy bing bong... Donkey: Yep.

Panda: [distraught] I can't say it like that.

Donkey: Panda, instead of saying you can't,

turn it around and try saying, "I can!"

Panda: Okay.

I can say it like that!

Donkey: I know we can do this.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think...

Okay, Panda!

We are good listeners... Panda: Hmm.

Donkey: We have good memories. Panda: Yeah.

Donkey: It's kinda like learning a song.

Yeah! We can do this!

Goofy Penguin : Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Panda: Okay...

Donkey/Panda: [slowly] Goofy ooofy boing boing,

ooofy goofy boing!

[faster] Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: Hee-haw!

Panda: We did it! Goofy Penguin : You sure did!

And now, your next stop.

Donkey: [gasps] Whoa...

The next stop is the three stripy stripe trees.

Panda: We are going to find the funniest and most fun thing

anyone has ever seen in Someplace Else!

Donkey/Panda: The three stripy stripe trees!

Panda: Ah, where do we go next, Donkey?

Donkey: Oh, it doesn't show where to go again.

Goofy Penguin : Yoo-hoo!

Donkey: It's another Goofy!

Goofy Penguin : If you want to find the next stop,

you gotta do this!

Hoo! Woo-hoo! Donkey: Skip around like that?

Goofy Penguin : Hoo! Woo-hoo! Donkey: [laughs] Okay!

Hmm. Ha ha ha! Woo-hoo! Ha ha! Goofy Penguin : Woo-hoo!

Donkey: Oh wow!

Goofy Penguin : Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Donkey: Ha! Yeah! This is fun!

Panda: Ah! Donkey: Woo!

Panda: I can't do it! Donkey: Oh, sure you can!

Remember that time you got so good at skipping

you skipped all the way to Grampy's house just like me.

Panda: Oh yeah. I do remember.

I am a pretty good skipper.

Donkey: When you do the goofy skip,

you gotta swing your arms like this.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

See? Let's practice together!

Panda: Okay. I can do this, Donkey!

♪♪

Donkey: Keep practicing.

Panda: Okay.

Donkey: [gasps] Yeah, you're getting it!

♪♪

Panda: [joyous] I can do this!

Donkey: Ha! Ha! Goofy Penguin : Woo! Woo!

Donkey: Ha ha! Goofy Penguin : Woo hoo!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: Yeah! Ha ha!

Yeah! Ha ha! Woo hoo! Panda: Yeah!

Goofy Penguin : Woo! Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo! Woo hoo!

Great skipping, you two! Panda: Oh, thank you!

Goofy Penguin : Here's your next stop!

Donkey: [gasps]

Next stop, the twirly, sparkle vines!

Panda: Goofy treasure here we come!

♪♪

Panda/Donkey: The twirly, sparkle vines!

Goofy Penguin : Hello! [laughs]

Donkey/Panda: Another Goofy!

Goofy Penguin : To find the funniest and most fun thing

in Someplace Else you have to wear these hats.

Then you'll learn the final stop.

[giggles] Panda: [gasps]

Oh, I can do that! [giggles]

Donkey: Woah. Oh. Oh. Woah. Woah. Wah. Wah!

[grunts] This is a big problem.

I can't wear this big hat-ah!

[grunts] And-and if I can't wear the hat,

then we can't continue to find the funniest

and most fun thing anyone has ever seen in Someplace Else!

Panda: Oh, you can, Donkey!

Remember your pineapple walk?

You balanced that pineapple on your head

for a really long time.

Donkey: Oh yeah, I am a really great head balancer.

I can do this!

Panda: I can say, "I can!"

Donkey: Okay. Okay. Um.

Woah-oh-oh.

Woah-oh-oh.

Okay. Hmm.

Oh.

[gasps]

I did it!

[laughs] Panda: Hey-o!

Goofy Penguin : And now, your final stop for the treasure...

Donkey: [gasps]

The flower garden!

We're here! Now where could that treasure be?

Goofy Penguins: Hello!

Donkey/Panda: All the Goofies!

Goofy Penguin : To see the treasure,

all you have to do is say the goofy phrase...

Goofy Penguin : ...and do the skipping...

Goofy Penguin : ...with your goofy hats back on.

Donkey/Panda: Wow! [laugh]

Panda: We can do all three things, Donkey!

Donkey: Oh, we sure can!

Donkey/Panda: Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Goofy ooofy boing boing, ooofy goofy boing!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: This is so much fun!

Panda: Yeah!

Donkey: Oh, I wonder where the goofy treasure is.

[giggles] Panda: Yeah, where is

the funniest and most fun thing

anyone has ever seen in Someplace Else?

Goofy Penguins: Right there!

Donkey/Panda: [laugh] We're the goofy treasure!

[laughs]

All: Goofy oofy boing boing, offy goofy boing!

Goofy oofy boing boing, offy goofy boing!

Panda: Hey-o!

Grampy: That sure is goofy!

Donkey: We can find the treasure...

Panda: ...And we can be the treasure!

Donkey: We can say...

Donkey/Panda: ..."we can!"

Panda: Hey-o!

Penguin Referee: Who's ready for...Field Day?!

[group cheers]

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw!

I, Donkey Hodie, am ready to play!

Purple Panda: Oh, me too!

[giggles] Me too! Me too!

Duck Duck: Yeah. Yeah, got to warm up!

Don't wanna pull a hammie.

Mmm.

Donkey: Oh, I'm so happy you came, Cousin.

You're gonna love field day.

Cousin Hodie: Ooo. Panda: Hey-o!

So exciting, Cousin! [giggles]

One field. One Day.

And...a lot of games.

Grampy Hodie: And you can join in any game you want.

Donkey: Oh! I want to! I want to!

Panda: I want to!

Cousin: I want to, uh, as well!

[giggles]

I've got my lucky wristband,

my other lucky wristband, and...

Dotto.

We are ready.

Penguin Referee: Love the enthusiasm!

Everybody line up!

Cousin: Oh!

Penguin Referee: It's time for the huggy-hoppy Race!

Grampy: Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Penguin Referee: Hug your partner, and hop to...

Huggy-hoppy. Huggy-hoppy.

Huggy-hoppy. Huggy-hoppy. Huggy-hoppy.

The finish line!

Harriett Elizabeth Cow: Mmm! Alright.

Penguin Referee: Everybody starts when I blow this whistle!

Cousin: Thanks for being my partner today, Donkey.

Donkey: [giggles] We Hodies gotta stick together!

Donkey/Cousin: Mmmm. [laughs]

Penguin Referee: On your mark...

Get set... [whistle blows]

Harriett: [gasps] Okay! Okay. Alright.

Donkey/Cousin: Hop. Harriett: Oh ow, Bob Dog.

Grampy: Keep going! Donkey/Cousin: Hop.

Cousin: Hug. Donkey: Okay, hug again.

Donkey/Cousin: Hop. Harriett: Oh, Bob Dog!

Grampy/Panda: Huggy-hoppy, huggy-hoppy, huggy-hoppy...

Harriett: Oh Bob Dog, you're stepping on my hoof.

Hop. Hop. Hop.

Grampy/Panda: Huggy-hoppy, huggy-hoppy, huggy-hoppy...

Harriett: Oh, well at least we finished.

[whistle blows]

Penguin Referee: Grampy Hodie and Purple Panda win!

Panda: Hey-o!

Cousin: Wow! Bob Dog: Wow! Nice job!

Harriett: That was quite a victory there.

Cousin: Oh, Field Day is going to be the best day of my life.

Grampy: Yeah! Panda: Hey-o!

Harriett: Say it again, Cousin Hodie!

Penguin Referee: Our next game is...the spoon and egg race!

Donkey: Spoon-y! Panda: And egg-y! [giggles]

Duck Duck: Let the delicate dance begin.

Penguin Referee: Everybody balances their egg on a spoon,

and then runs to...

...the finish line!

Cousin: Oh, no. Oh. Oh.

Oh, Dotto.

I've played this game before.

I don't like it at all.

When the egg breaks on you, yuck!

Mmm. I don't want to play...

Donkey: Hey Cousin! Cousin: Huh?

Donkey: The starting line's back up here!

You playing? Hmm.

Cousin: I, uh...I'm coming.

Penguin Referee: On your mark.

Get set.

[whistle blows]

[group oohs and ahs]

Harriett: Oh. Keep your eye on the egg, Harriett.

Bob Dog: Oooh. Ope.

I'll fetch it!

Harriett: Keep your eye on the egg.

Just keep your eye on the egg, Harriett.

Just keep your eye on the egg, Harriett.

Keep it on the egg.

Duck Duck: Oh kay. Oh kay kay.

Oh kay kay. Oh kay kay. [whistle blows]

Yeah! Yeah!

Penguin Referee: Cousin Hodie wins!

Bob Dog: Cousin, that was incredible!

Bow wow! Amazing! Duck Duck: Way to go!

Harriett: I'm proud of you!

Donkey: Hee-haw, that was fun, right?

Panda: Yeah. Cousin: Um...

Donkey: Right? Cousin: Um.

Donkey: Didn't you have fun?

Cousin: Well...

No.

I don't even like the spoon and egg race.

Donkey: Oh, but-but Cousin,

you could just say "no" if you don't want to play.

Cousin: [surprised] Wait, I can just say "no?"

Donkey: [giggles] Yeah! Cousin: [disbelieving] No!

Really? Panda: Yeah! Really!

I've said no sometimes.

Like when I'm too tired to unicycle

at the Big Spectacular Unicycle Parade,

or when my Auntie offers me her homemade plum pudding pops!

They're too cold for me, so I just say,

"Auntie, I appreciate the offer, but no thank you!"

Cousin: Question. Umm, what if I'm not tired?

I just don't like that game.

Donkey: Oh, that's okay!

You know what feels right for you,

so if you don't want to play a game,

that is a reason to say "no."

♪ Sometimes your friends are having fun, ♪

♪ You want to play along. ♪

Panda: ♪ They tell ya "Buddy! Join on in!" ♪

♪ But something's feeling wrong. ♪

Donkey: ♪ You might be feeling tired, ♪

Panda: ♪ Or the game's too loud for you. ♪

Donkey: ♪ It's okay to say, ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ "No, thanks, not today."

♪ You gotta do what's best for you. ♪

Panda: ♪ Don't you know, ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Woah oh. ♪

Donkey: ♪ It's okay to say no. ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Whoah ohh ohh ohh. ♪

♪ It's okay to say stop ♪

♪ When everyone says go. ♪

Cousin: ♪ I don't have to go fast ♪

♪ When I need to go slow. ♪

Donkey: ♪ When it feels right, say yes ♪

♪ But know that you can say no. ♪

Cousin: ♪ Don't you know. ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Woah ohh ♪

Cousin: ♪ It's okay to say no. ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Woah ohh ohh ohh.

Cousin: ♪ Don't you know, ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Woah oh. ♪

Cousin: ♪ It's okay to say no. ♪

Donkey/Panda: ♪ Woah ohh ohh ohh. ♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ Don't you know...

♪ It's okay to say no! ♪

Donkey: So next time you don't want to play a game,

remember that you can say "no."

Panda: That's right. Hey, let's practice saying it!

Cousin: Okay. Panda: Umm. [clears throat]

Hey Cousin Hodie, uh,

do you want to play in the spoon and egg race?

Cousin: [clears throat] No, thank you.

I don't like that game!

Donkey: Hee-hawesome! Panda: Ooh, so polite!

Cousin: Thank you. Penguin Referee: Game on!

Donkey: Ooh, let's head back and give it a whirl! Huh?

Cousin: Okay!

Penguin Referee: Next game is the pillow race!

Everyone stacks pillows on their heads

and runs to the finish line!

Everyone starts when I blow my whistle.

Cousin: I like stacking things on my head...

Donkey: Mm-hmm. Cousin: ...but pillows

make me sleepy.

Penguin Referee: Uh, Cousin Hodie?

Cousin: Hmm? Penguin Referee: Wanna play?

Cousin: Oh um...

No, thank you. I don't like this game!

[giggles] Donkey: Yeah, there you go.

Panda: Alright, Cousin Hodie!

Grampy: I'm gonna sit this one out too, Cousin.

Cousin: Oh!

Penguin Referee: On your mark.

Duck Duck: Mmm. Penguin Referee: Get set.

Donkey: Oh! Duck Duck: Mm.

[whistle blows]

Donkey/Duck Duck: Oh.

Harriett: Slow and steady. You got this, Harriett.

You got this. Group: Ooh.

Cousin: Go! Go! Go! Go! Grampy: It's a close one.

Cousin: Go! Go! Go! Grampy: There they go!

Harriett: Slow and steady, Harriett.

Slow and steady, Harriett. Panda: Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Group: Woah-oh-oh. Penguin Referee: Harriett wins!

Duck Duck: Yay! Grampy: Yay, Harriett!

Cousin: Way to go, Harriett! [laughs]

Aw, watching and cheering was fun! [laughs]

Donkey: Oh nice job, Cousin! You did what was right for you!

Cousin/Donkey: [giggle]

Donkey: Hey, maybe you'll like the next game! Huh?

[giggles] Cousin: Oh, maybe?

Penguin Referee: And now, beany bag toss!

Duck Duck: Ooh.

Donkey: You wanna play?

Cousin: Oh yeah! [laughs]

Duck Duck: Yeah!

Penguin Referee: On your mark!

Get set!

[whistle blows]

Donkey: Hee-haw! Duck Duck: Oh, missed it.

Bob Dog: Oh, just missed. Donkey: Oh! Hee-haw!

Duck Duck: I made another one. Bob Dog: Hey, I got it!

There goes another one.

Grampy: Ooh, I was rootin' for you

with that pillow race, Harriett.

Harriett: Oooh, that's awfully nice of you Grampy.

Cousin: Aw, today's been a lot of fun!

Right, Dotto?

[gasps] He says, "yes!"

[giggles] I love Field Day!

Panda: Hey-o!

Cousin: And you know, because I said no

to the games I don't like.

I have energy to play all the games I do like! [laughs]

Panda: Cool! Donkey: That's great, Cousin!

I knew you could do it!

Or not do it, if that's what you wanted.

Cousin: Oh, so what do you think the next game will be?

Donkey: Hmm.

Penguin Referee: Who's ready for potato sack race!

Cousin: [gasps] Yes! I love this game!

Panda: Who wants a potato sack?

Duck Duck: I'm good. I brought my own potato sack.

Had to bake thirty potatoes last night, but it was worth it.

Panda: Oh.

Cousin/Donkey: [laugh]

Penguin Referee: Everyone hops in their potato sacks

to the finish line.

Everyone starts when I blow my whistle.

Cousin: I know I said I wanted to play,

but this potato sack is just so itchy.

Penguin Referee: On your mark.

Get set.

Cousin: [gasps]

But I already said "yes" to this game...

What am I gonna do, Dotto?

[whistle blows]

[group grunting]

♪♪

Donkey: Where's he going?

Panda: Wha-- Oh, I dunno!

Donkey: Hmm?

Cousin: [sighs]

Donkey: Cousin?

Why'd you leave? I thought you wanted to play!

Cousin: I did, but then I didn't.

And I didn't know what to do! I'd already said "yes."

Panda: Hmm. So what could Cousin do if that happens?

Donkey: Good question. Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Hmm. Cousin: [gasps]

I could always say... "I don't want to play anymore."

Donkey: Yeah!

Even if you say "yes," you can always change your mind

and say "no" if it doesn't feel right for you.

Cousin: Yeah, 'cause it's okay to say no!

Panda: Hey-o!

Grampy: Hey there, hoppers! This was a fun little detour!

Donkey/Panda: Mm-hmm.

Cousin: Yeah, I didn't want to play after all.

I just wanted to rest for a bit.

Grampy: Well, we can all use a break sometimes.

Harriett: Mm-hmm. Panda: Yeah.

Duck Duck: Yep yep, sure can!

Harriett: You can say that again.

Bob Dog: Bow wow.

[group breathes deeply]

Penguin Referee: Now that everyone has had time to rest,

it's time for the final field day game!

[whistle blows]

Cookie chase race!

Uh. Woah. Woah. Uh.

Duck Duck: Oh!

Group: Ooo! Grampy: Let's go

Harriett: Yes! Duck Duck: Catch that cookie!

Panda: Hey-o! Bob Dog: Race you!

Donkey: Well, what do you say, Cousin?

Cousin: Yes!

Let's catch that cookie!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Cousin: Haw-hee!

Donkey/Cousin: [giggling]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[giggle]