02x02 - Nookie Mistake

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I'm back!

But the rest of the crew,
it's all new.

I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'll be needing a
little bit of guidance.

Oh, God.

Bunking with the captain.

-Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.
-Nice to meet you, sir.

He's not just tall.

Right, he's beyond tall.

He's like, super tall.

This is my first sailing yacht.

How long have you been
in the industry?

For a year.

So are you all single?

Every girl's attractive
on board.

You don't screw
the crew, though.

Well...

Rusty and Nikki, avid sailors,

want to honor Nikki's
father who passed away.

They want to take it back to the
80's with a glam rock party.

-Woo!
-Now we're talking.

Nice.

Straighten out if
you can right now.

When I was born, my parents
lived on a sailboat in Key West.

I've always been
just a naked boat baby.

Come on, go.

Just play it.

I do feel really bad for Nikki,

her friends are acting
like drunk morons.

Oh my God.

Every boat that I've worked on
so far, I've fit in the bed.

But on this boat, [bleep] me.

-Did you sleep at all?
-No.

He didn't even do any
of the ----ing sh--.

When JL was on night duties,
missing things,

it frustrates me a little bit.

Are you going to
paddle board out?

Yeah, then snorkel.

Jean-Luc, make sure to keep
an eye on the guests

while they're on
the paddleboards, please.

Yeah.

They want to go
sailing over breakfast.

But you have
to initiate breakfast,

like you have to set
the table to get it out.

Guests can't be up and
your table is not set yet.

This is your job.

Where are Alex and Greg?

They've been gone for
a while, huh?

I can't really see
them at the moment.

Jump in and go have a look.

Is everything okay?

They're looking for Greg.

Hey guys!

[Bleep]

Greg!

-What's wrong?
-What happened?

Greg!

Where the [bleep]
did these guests go?

Hey, Greg!

[whistles]

Not seeing them.

I can maybe
swing around the island

and see if I can spot them.

Come on.
Oh my God.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Keep looking around,
from Glenn.

What's the common denominator
in everything that goes wrong?

Greg.

Hey!

Greg!

Jean-Luc, can you hear me?

He's not answering.

Oh my God.

You guys okay?

Does it look deep there?

Yeah, you're good.

Okay.

Thank God I found these guests.

I was thinking the worst,
I'm like, [bleep], I'm gone.

Sorry.

Nah, dude, it's okay,
I started getting a panic.

We were just hiking.

Losing two guests, that is a
resume k*ller, indefinitely.

No, we're fine.

Not my first rodeo.

Gary, Gary, Jean-Luc.
Our guests are all safe.

They were just hiking.

Okay, copy.

Yeah, copy that.

What's...

-They went hiking?
-Yeah.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Good.

Rock and roll.

Thanks again.

Uh, Glenn just told me
to stick this in laundry?

Okay.

So it's out of the way,

should we just toss it
in here somewhere?

Uh, yeah.

I think just fold them nicely.

Yeah, bilge.

Where are those idiots?

They're on their way back.

They went for a hike,
and they just didn't tell us.

What the hell, Greg!

We have no more room.

Go to the next one.

Shocking.

Sorry for the scare.

No, no, no, you're good.

Alli, can you go
and get ready...

Copy.

Do you want to taste
my wasabi mayo?

Is it vegan mayo?

Yeah.

Yum.

I'm going to open my Vegan shop.

I like the plates
for the dishes, that's rad.

-Yeah.
-Are they actual real vinyls?

JL, do you know what this is?

A cassette tape.

Oh, you...

oh, you're trying to pull an age
thing right now aren't you?

Oh my God, I love it!

I better get dressed.

Do you guys have any
black, clean panties?

Where's your guy liner?

This is a real man moment.

Have a good sleep,
see you at 11.

Yeah.

Dani, Alli, you're okay to go
and get ready now for dinner.

Copy that, thank you.

Oh, there's the one
I'm looking for.

Oh, sh--.

I've never heard that before.

-Oh, Gary, you're scary.
-So scary.

Ah, blah, boo!

Gary flirts with
everyone on the boat.

It's a bit of fun,
keeps things exciting.

I mean, what else can
we do, really?

If you need a hand,
just shout, hey?

Thank you.

Girls are looking hot tonight.

Oh yeah.

A hamburger in a hot dog roll.

Yeah, meat eaters.

That's very unorthodox.

b*tches going out '80s.

-Glenn.
-Go ahead.

-Have a look.
-Wow!

I feel like Cyndi Lauper.

-Cut my hair...
-I think it's awesome.

I dress like that every night,
but only in my cabin.

Holy moly, you look great.

Thank you.

[cheering]

Let's party.

Whoa, I love your commitment.

There's nothing like a rock star
going through a midlife crisis.

Hashtag can't relate.

Need a pass for later?

He's even got passes.

Somebody else
I gonna get my pass.

Not if they want to live!

Let's go outside.

Is this where
we're playing tonight?

You can go down with
turn down,

so you've got an hour.

Oh God.

Dani, do you want to help with
turn down for a few minutes?

Yeah, of course.

'87 was pretty good.

Let's make ----ing '88 rad.

Daisy said I have to get
the turn downs done in an hour.

Well, last night
I took two hours.

Well, it should take an hour.

Oh man.

Whenever you guys are ready,
we're ready for dinner.

-Mind your head.
-Ooh!

Dani's sitting them down for
dinner.

Let's do this sh--!

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I just want to be surrounded
by the hot hoochies.

Look at it, I brought handcuffs.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Squash and edamame
Japanese burger,

with wasabi mayo, and I used
some citrus ketchup.

Ketchup.

Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.

Okay.

If you want in the show,
dude, get in line!

For your dinner tonight, we have
squash and edamame burger,

and Muzu citrus ketchup.

-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

-Excellent.
-You're very welcome.

'80s were the best.

I love you guys.

-Rock on!
-Let's do another tour!

Some nice fresh French fries.

All right.

Mm, so good.

I've tried every veggie burger
everywhere, this is the best.

Man, we need to package this up.

Greg, snort it!

I just got out of AA, man.

It's been a rough tour.

How are you doing?

I've nearly finished the master.

Think you'll be done
in half an hour?

Alli's timings are
definitely her weak spot,

and I am very nervous.

But hopefully she
has half a brain,

because to be junior stew,
that's all you need.

And so yeah, we'll see.

-I'll try my best.
-Thank you.

Thanks.

I'm sailing away
as I'm doing this.

Please don't.

They are very happy.

Thank you.

Oh.

I think Gary and I
get along really well.

We're friends, we're buds.

Not to break anything.

As long as you're okay.

He seems more like
a sailor than a yachtie.

Sailors, you know, we're a
little bit loose and easy going.

Fine with it.

Oh, don't worry.

Sit with me, I'll go get naked.

I'll cheer to that.

I'm going to go down to
my trailer for a little bit.

That's the idea.

Enjoy the ride.

And then they're going to
be up pretty early,

because they went to bed at 10.

Yeah.

It's called burning out, man.

Dude, we all burn out
sooner or later.

Housekeeping.

-Oh, hello.
-Oh, what's up?

I'll literally
be five more minutes.

We can go out.

Oh, no, no problem,
no problem.

You guys do your thing.

All right, what are we doing?

I don't know, the hallway
was full of stuff, so.

Oh, sh--.

Well, I'm going down.

How are you getting on?

Such fun.

Oh, good.

Thank you, thanks Alli.

-You're welcome, anytime.
-Lot of fun.

Alli's great,
but I do think she needs to work

on her sense of urgency.

It's like, come on.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I'm just dancing in the mirror.

Crew is way cooler than
I thought they would be.

A good crew is going
to be your first victim.

No way.

You're going to screw
the crew, for sure.

No ways, bro.

Sharing a cabin with Glenn,

it's going to be quite
difficult.

If I didn't come back
to the cabin,

he's going to be like,
where were you last night?

You're going to have
to get creative, brother.

Mm.

I have a girlfriend,
she's on my boat in Panama.

So obviously I've got to
live vicariously through Gary,

so I want him to make some good
decisions.

Alli, I've only know her
for two days, eh?

He's keeping his options open

He's a clown.
I love it.

-All right.
-Are you finished?

Yeah.

Okay, be up for six?

-Yep.
-Thank you.

Let's go backstage.

Can you believe it's
the last night already?

I know.
I'm tired, though.

It becomes on everything,
and just do the teak,

because it's got
a whole bunch of salt.

And the stainless.

Rinse the bow, do the windlass,

because that's got
all mud on it.

-Night, sleep well.
-Night, sleep well.

-All right, man, good luck.
-Good night.

The guests have all
gone to bed.

-What?
-Yeah.

You still awake?

Yeah.

Before I forget, JL says
he's having difficulty

sleeping because he can't
fit in his bed.

-He's a big guy.
-He is massive.

I'm ready for a drink.

I didn't drink until
like three years ago.

-Oh yeah?
-What?

-Yeah.
-That's crazy.

-You don't like wine?
-No.

-I love...
-Whiskey and rum and...

-To drink alcohol.
-Shots and...

Like, I crave it.

Can't wait to have
a night out with you.

Yeah.

Oh, goodnight ladies.

Sydney, Sydney, Jean-Luc.

I think she's gone to bed.

Thank you.

I don't like to feel stupid,

but I don't know where
the [bleep] anything is.

Looking around takes up
a lot of your time.

Yeah, oh my God.

Someone lost my covers.

Is Gary in the shower?

Uh, he is in the bathroom,
what's up?

Um, I'm just missing
some covers.

Pads behind the jacuzzi,
I don't know where they are.

I was told that...

That's fine, I'll come up.

Uh, oh my God.

Waking me up cause you
can't find a cushion cover?

Have some initiative, you know,
just ----ing look for it, mate.

-Coming up...
-I need more bread.

They're asking for more bread.

What?

That's like 20 pita bread.

But you didn't put out
20 of those.

Yes, I did.

What the [bleep]
is happening right now?

No, you didn't put out 20.

Um, I make it, I'm telling you.

And later...

The first party,
it's like, Girls Gone Wild.

He's not with us at the moment.

I'm not sure what's going on.

No, I'm just
missing some covers.

The pads behind the jacuzzi.

I wouldn't have come if
I didn't check everywhere.

That's fine, I'll come up,
I'll check.

How much...

No.

I would never wake my boss

unless it's an emergency
with the anchor.

Gary and Glenn,
they need to sleep, like,

they're in charge.

Bad, bad, bad idea.

Hey Dani, the jacuzzi covers,

did you guys possibly
move those a little bit?

There were something that looks
like covers in the laundry.

They might be in the laundry.

All right.

Yeah, correct.

You drained the hot tub,
correct?

Yeah.

Just put this cover
over the hot tub.

[bleep]

I have it to the girls earlier
thinking it was a hot tub cover,

and I don't know
where the girls put it.

Ah, so then it might
be in the laundry.

Okay, well,
lets go look in the laundry.

Okay, I'll work on this up here.

Okay, thanks.

It might be in the laundry.

-Thank you.
-Sure.

[bleep]

Yeah, mate.

So where were they?

In the bilge.

All right, guys,
please go back to bed,

I'm so sorry, but I
couldn't find these things.

-Go, go, go, please.
-Cool beans.

Good night Sydney.

I'm off to bed, now.

Wonderful, enjoy your sleep.

Thank you, bye.

[sighs]
[bleep]

[alarm blaring]

Ugh.

-Good morning.
-Morning.

You can go get some sleep.

Thank you.

Oh man.

[thud]

Ah, ----ing b*tch.

-Morning.
-Yes.

Good morning.

What's happening, Chefie?

What up, boy?

Yeah, they like me,
they like my food.

Well done Chefie.

You know, I'm really
happy because...

Yeah.

But then life make me
become like this.

-Been a tough one.
-Yeah.

I live with my grandma,

but there's like a really
hectic environment,

with like drugs and stuff.

Really.

At 18, I got married,
at 23 I got divorced.

At 18 you got married?

Yeah, you didn't
know I was married?

Them my ex-husband, he was an
alcoholic and he was a*usive,

and after four years,
I got divorced.

[bleep]

Because I'm actually really
grateful for life, you know?

Yeah, man.

Because I could have end up
dead, I could have end up

like in so many
different places.

That's heavy.

When I ended the marriage,
I was at a really broken place.

A really, really broken place,
trying to find myself.

I lived on the streets
for a while,

and life just ----ed me over.

You wouldn't be who
you are right now

without all of
that stuff happening.

Went to culinary school,

becoming a chef, I really,
really like changed my thinking.

I know what the heck
I want in life.

I'm happy I learned
what I never want again.

I just become
protective of myself.

Feel like I know you
a little bit better, now.

Yeah, I'm like an onion,
you would discover me.

[laughs]

-Good morning.
-Morning.

Did you rinse this?

Why, does it look bad?

No, I was just wondering,
how come you rinsed it?

-Because he didn't.
-What?

Now I'm going to have to
go around and check him.

So I'm going to get Alli
to do breakfast service with me

so you can go down
and start cabins.

And whenever you want.

Oh, thanks.

You're welcome.

That's pretty.

This is not my thing,
I'm so bad at it.

Morning, beautiful.

Breakfast is ready.

Ah, so pretty.

Let's start bringing
breakfast up.

You guys sleep well?

Yeah, like a rock.

What's the plan for today?

We'll probably head back around
11, 12, something like that.

Bon apetit,
I'll let you guys eat.

-Thanks.
-Thank you.

This morning, the chef
has done

a Mediterranean
breakfast for you.

-Oh.
-Perfect.

Cashew, pepper jack.

These olives are spicy.

Yes.

Here we have baba ghanoush.

Tomatoes are yum.

-Love.
-Perfect.

-Alli, go check the laundry.
-Yep.

-Turn the machines over.
-Mm-hmm.

Anybody need another shell?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going
to need about five more.

Can we do some more
of the bread?

-Yes, of course.
-It's so good.

And they're asking
for more bread.

-Is that possible?
-What?

Yeah.

I have like three more.

That's like twenty,
twenty pita bread.

-Really?
-Yes.

Twenty up there?

But then you didn't
put out twenty of those.

Yes, I did.

Why is she blatantly
lying about pita bread?

My job is to help Natasha,
I want to make her look good.

You're saying they've
had four each already.

Yeah.

But if she is lying to me,
I can't do that.

No, you didn't put out twenty.

Uh, I'm make it,
I'm telling you.

Seriously?

Oh, God.

We need more bread.

Coming up...

This is like a l*sbian party
over here.

Strip me naked.

And they're asking
for more bread,

is that possible?

That's like twenty pita bread.

But that you didn't
put out twenty of those.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't put out twenty.

Uh, I'm make it,
I'm telling you.

Uh, what the [bleep].

They've had four pitas already.

Yes.

Twenty! No.

If she didn't make enough
pita bread, that's okay.

That's my job to solve it.

But if she's going to lie
about things like that

and be so defensive, to me,

that's confrontation
over ----ing pita bread.

How many pitas are here?

-Three.
-Three.

But if they want more,
it will take like ten minutes,

you can just tell me.

Okay.

-Who wants more?
-You guys start that way.

-I'm so good.
-I just want one more.

So good.

Are we going to jump in naked?

Let's get out of here.

What happens on
a yacht stays on a yacht.

Not this one.

Ugh.

-Wash the tender.
-Okay.

Perfect.

You get bored call me,
I'll come give you company.

I might.

Gary, Gary, Sydney.

Yeah, I need you on the tender.

Yeah.

The master and
the girl's cabin is done.

Okay, cool.

Would anyone like
a beer or anything?

Spicy bloody Mary, okay, great.

You guys want to do some
water sports or anything?

Oh, okay!

All right!
I love it.

Oh, they're skinny dipping.

I will, I'll look away.

I'm going.

Oh my God!

Awesome!

I didn't realize the water
was that cold, Greg.

So, Alex has asked
for a spicy bloody Mary,

so do you want to make it?

Yeah.

Tabasco, tomato juice.

Yeah.

Worse...
Worchester-shire.

Worcestershire sauce.

Yeah.

I don't even drink c*ck,

so how the hell am I supposed
to know how to make them?

And vodka, yeah?

Back home in Australia,

I have been called
more than once, a bogan.

A bogan is a native Aussie.

A little bit rough
around the edges.

They kind of talk
with a lot of slang.

Not a whole lot
of refinement going on.

I'd make it spicier.

Okay.

Here, I can go like this,
then you can step right into it.

That's pretty spicy.

What's up, Ladies?

Woohoo.

Um, I'll leave it on the table.

Yeah, yeah, if that's all right.

Sorry.

You all right?
You okay?

As long as you're okay.

Oh my God.

I just...
I just slid on the water.

Spillage.

This is embarrassing.

I will not be defeated
by one spilled drink.

Here you go.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Will you start stowing?

If you see anything
that should be put away, or?

Yeah.

You know, I got beach
body going on.

Yes, you're beautiful.

No.

Well, we got to get the lazy
boys in the cargo hatch first.

We're going to go looking for
wind and see if we can sail.

Okay.

I think it will mean a lot for
Nikki in remembering her father.

Sailing is very
meaningful to these guys.

They're here to honor Nikki's
dad who was a very avid sailor.

So, we want to
finish with a bang.

Girls are stowed anyway,

so we're good to go whenever
we're ready.

Perfect.
Thanks.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew, we're going
to be doing sail shortly.

Start picking up immediately.

Okay, I'm on it.

Don't hurt yourself.

I got it, I'm stronger
than you think I am.

Anchor's in the pocket.

Copy that, thank you.

Raise the main.

Gary, if you want to stand by,

we'll get straight on
to the main.

About eight wraps left.

Oh, wind's picking up.

Okay.

That's a big sail.

JL, Sydney, why don't
you guys swap out

your uniform while
you have a second.

Okay, cool.

Interior, interior...

That's main engine off.

Should I help play?

You want to take the wheel?

Yeah!

Last minutes of sailing,
pack it in.

I'm sailing.

Yeah, we got a nice little heel.

Lean her over, Nat.

If you don't flip a boat, you
can't call yourself a sailor.

Picked it up by myself
and everything.

Look at you go.

Got us cranked over.

Love it, dude,
we're coming over, dude.

Yeah, baby.

Once we got this--
[dishes crash].

Oh.

Wait, where'd this wind
come from?

We're booking now.

Glenn, you've got
some competition.

Ah, what a way to
finish the trip,

finally, some real sailing.

-You okay?
-Yeah.

Ah, baby.

-Love you, Glenn!
-Yes!

[fog horn]

[cheering]

Only a sailor knows the feeling.

Hey, did you see me
drive this thing?

-Frightening.
-Oh boy.

Coming up...

I mean, there's a lot
of temptation here.

[chattering]

There's a good chance I'm going
to get myself into trouble.

[bleep]

Unreal.

Yeah baby, one final hurrah.

Okay, I'm ready to do
another vegan charter.

You've done very well.

How you doing Sydney?

-Good!
-You happy?

Yeah, I'm in my happy place.

Cool, I'm happy.

I'm used to sailing very
traditionally by hand.

Now I'm on a boat where
everything has a button.

The next female captain.
Watch out, Glenn.

-Yeah.
-One day.

Every boat 100% has
its own personality.

My family's boat,
Freedom, is very sassy.

She's going to know that
I've been on Parsifal.

She's going to know.

Okay, I'm going to go
away on the genoa.

Wow, we had a last
moment of sailing.

-That was, that was epic.
-Right?

-Going down.
-Good.

That's good.
Okay, let's get ready.

Lets check out
our first docking.

We're going to throw that,
let go of that hand.

And you're going to call the
lines that you want, correct.

Uh, yeah.

You going to be first
to throw it in.

Yeah.

Throw it as soon as he gets it.
Help him out.

I don't want to go.
Don't make me go.

Okay, calling,
let it go, let it go.

Two-zero meters to the dock.

Excellent, thanks.

You reckon you're going
to make that?

Oh my God.

Quickly, pull it up.

Have you got this,
have you got this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beam, boom.

Oh my God.

Hey mate, I'm stopped,
do your lines,

keep an eye on it,
we don't creep closer

to it with this wind.

JL, [bleep] man, his arms are
long, but they cannot throw.

All right, ready?
Ready?

Oh my God, come on.

[bleep]

This mother----ing guy.

Okay, let me know as soon
as you get lines on.

There we go.

Gary, let's get the
passerelle out.

-Yeah, roger.
-Same thing, break her up.

Door's open.

Passerelle, coming out.

I lost my liver.

I lost my dignity.

Is that Natasha?

[cheering]

-Natasha!
-Yeah!

The food was amazing.

Thank you.

Your sh-- taste like heaven.

Your sh-- taste
like heaven!

I feel like I'm drenched
in sweat right now.

-All right.
-Just go.

[groaning]

-Bring it in.
-Oh!

Thank you so much.

Take care.

Okay, you're coming with us.

We had an incredible time.

We all signed a
nice little captain's hat.

Oh, cool.

-'Kay?
-Yes, yes.

We got a nice stack for you.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Yeah, this is not
just like a trip to us,

like, now you guys
are our family.

Aww.

And you know, when we
were sailing today,

I honestly felt like
my dad was there,

like, the wind was kicking
in and it just made me feel

like he was right there,
and like, that,

I'd pay a million dollars.

I'd give everything I have
just to have that moment

to feel like that close to him.

And you guys
just made it happen.

It honestly meant
everything to me.

It really did.

We're really glad we could
be part of that, thank you.

-Thank you guys.
- Thank you.

-We love you guys!
-All right, love you.

-Thank you.
-Bye guys, love you.

We really appreciate it,
thank you.

Wow.

Oh my God, I'm crying.

-Thank you guys.
-Lovely.

That is first charter done.

Okay, lets start stripping beds.

Two meters exactly.

Two meters is six foot six.

One-eight-five.

Okay, so it is shorter.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the saloon for
a charter debrief?

Well, we did it.
First charter in the bag.

[cheering]

Really impressed with
you guys as a team.

Natasha, your vegan menu
was incredible.

Nikki seemed to love it.

-And the crew?
-We loved it, too.

All the crew,
feed the crew for days.

You know, you guys all
worked really hard,

so they took very good care
of us, and this is it, here.

In US Dollars, it was $22,500.

Whoa.

Works out to $2,500 each.

Yay.

Yay!

I wish I could let you
go out on the town.

That's not going to happen,

but I'm going to give you guys
the run of the boat for tonight.

I'm going to organize catering.

Please don't go crazy,
but have a little fun.

-All right!
-Thank you!

Thank you very much, guys.

You crack on
with those cushions.

All crew, please be aware
some of the areas

of the boat have already
been detailed,

so steer clear of those sides.
Thank you.

Are you on the drinks
already, on the tequilas?

I wish.

I see.

Rumor has it, you haven't
been sleeping enough.

I haven't much,
no, that's for sure.

Is that because of...

Noise that goes around, or is
that because of the actual size?

-It's the actual size.
-That's the actual size.

Do you want to jump in my bunk?

Because I measured,
and it's longer than yours.

No.

No, I'm not sleeping
with the captain.

It's not happening.

I will let you know if it's
like becoming an actual problem.

What is with this guy?

He's not doing his night duties,

he's missing his heaving lines,
he's not getting any sleep.

At the end of the day,
something's got to change.

Like, I say I'm not getting
sleep, but I'm still...

still getting it.

When they were skinny dipping
this morning, I get it.

-Yeah.
-We'd be naked 24/7.

-Yeah.
-If it was socially acceptable.

Wow.
Wowzah.

-Bye.
-Oh.

-Cheeky.
-Dude, what's going on?

Are you still,
are you still my friend?

Jack Daniels there she is,
okay, I'll be back.

I'll be back sweetheart.

I cannot wait to get
under tonight.

I'm excited
to blow off some steam.

Oh, yeah.

Aww, thank you guys for setting
the table, that's so pretty.

-To us.
-To us.

-To us.
-Yeah.

Aww she doesn't like mushrooms.

This is the first time
we've all eaten together eh?

You actually do speak Spanish.

Si.

How do you speak Spanish?

I moved to Spain for a Gap year.

So I put a
little pocket dictionary in,

and I just picked it up
after like

a couple months of being there.

That's so cute.

If a guy ordered a steak,
would you ask him to like

brush his teeth
before you kissed him?

Why, you got a toothbrush
in your pocket or what?

I mean, I wouldn't be
somebody who just smoked.

So I've eaten meat,

and I'm going to have
a cigarette after this.

Oh, sh--,
I'm sh-- out of luck...

You're getting no
action tonight.

So do you eat any meat at all?

She eats some.

How vegan are you?

99%, all right?

She just eats that 1% meat.

That 1% meat.

She's ----ing hell,
----ing Brazilian.

How do you like it?

Rare, medium rare?

Oh my God!

Play your cards right, man.

I mean, there's a
lot of temptation here.

There's a good chance I'm going
to get myself into trouble.

I'm all...
I'm all game.

-I'm all game.
-Yeah, you're gonna k*ll it.

Oh God. Gary.

Coming up...

Drunk Sydney just likes
a body next to her.

We are not having sex.

You only live once.

They're definitely having sex.

Are we getting in the
hot tub tonight?

-Yeah.
-Is clothes optional, or?

Okay, let's go.

I'm going to go
put my bikini on.

Go.

Gorgeous.

I know.

I know.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, Dani, your boobs are nice.

They're expensive,
they better be nice.

Yeah, oh sh--.

Oh no, I can't.

Every charter, like, I feel,
I be so conscious of my weight.

It's hard not to in
this day and world.

Yeah.

I think I see myself
in Alli a bit.

Like, I've always struggled
with my weight,

and I know what it's like to
be driven my insecurities.

It's sitting on your butt.

Right now, all I can do is
try and make her laugh.

Almost gets rid of the
cellulite when I go like that,

so maybe I should just walk
around in bikini bottoms.

[laughing]

Oh my God.

Thank God the first
charter is over.

We have drinks,
we have a jacuzzi,

we have all these
young beautiful people.

Fighting for attention.

The first party, it's like,
Girls Gone Wild.

Or yachtie gone wild.

I'm not sure what's going on.

So who's the drunkest girl?

And I think it's JL.

He's the drunkest boy and girl.

-He's not with us in the moment.
-He's ----ed up.

He's absolutely on
another dimension.

JL.
You good?

Well, that's what
we need to know.

JL is white girl wasted.

Amateur.

I'll make some shots for us, eh.

I'm ready for bed guys,

if we don't have these shots
soon, I'm going to sleep.

Okay, shut up, okay,
that let's have a quickie.

Absinthe.
----ing we might as well.

All right, cheers.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

-Holy [bleep].
-It burned my tongue.

Come, come, come.

I'm coming, where,
where, where we going?

Guys, upstairs, boring.

Sorry. Sh--.

I put on my
board shorts for a reason, yeah.

Hands to yourself, Gary.

If I put my glasses on,

you would look so much
prettier than you actually do.

I don't know if that's
a compliment or an insult.

No, to me, you look beautiful.

When I'm drunk, I'm definitely
a little bit of a flirt.

I'm gonna get a bite
of that, be careful.

No, I'm joking.

Drunk Sydney just likes
a body next to her.

Who doesn't have
sex to have fun?

When you're not
having sex, like...

What, are we not?

We are not having sex.

They're definitely having sex.

You only live once, so.

Oh, sh--.

I would not do that.

I have better sex
when I'm drunk.

If you break that it's on me.

That was so easy.

I'm very undecided on Gary.

-I'll roll this for you.
-Thanks.

He needs a fun girl
in his life, I think.

I definitely...

I've never used a
vibrator in my life.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

Let me tell you something, I
haven't had sex in five years.

-What?
-In five years!

Christ, woman!

This generation of men,

and it's not the intelligence
that I'm attracted to.

I am celibate, okay?

Yeah, me neither,
I haven't had sex in ages.

Shut the [bleep] up,
it's not your moment.

Five days?

I don't live for normal.

I live for
----ing extraordinary.

I don't want normal.

So unless you can add
to my life, then...

I'm tired of giving myself
to the wrong guy.

What, having sex with me?

-Yeah, I am!
-[bleep]

Am I actually a good deck hand?
Please tell me.

No, you're the worst.
No, you are.

I think drunk Gary is just
a horny mother----er.

You want to wrap me up?

There you go.

I think it's
the worst idea possible

for him to hook up with Sydney.

They've got to
work together on deck.

It's not good.

[bleep]

It's going to be drama.
I'm looking forward to it.

[laughing]

You're a good person, right?

I think I'm a good person.

I think I am, too.

My mom says I'm a good person.

Hey.

What the [bleep].

What you do will affect
the people around you.

We work together
and we live together.

Are you stupid?

Where is Dani?

[Bleep]

Hey, look at me.

[drunken stammering]

[snorting]

[bleep]

Let me out of here.

I'm at the point where
I'm going to embarrass myself.

There will be none of that.

Oh, that's ----ing rude.

I can't.

Want to hear the gossip.

No, bro.

Hey you guys, go to bed.

-Yes.
-Yes.

How much did you drink?

You drank a whole
bottle of whiskey?

No wonder you're ----ing
throwing up.

I think I need to brush my hair
and go to bed.

[bleep] me.

What is a chunder?

A throw up.

Yeah, no, I was very productive,
honestly.

-What are you two doing?
-What are you doing?

Why are you guys going to bed?

Mate, why are you going to bed?

Why did everyone just
book out, straight away?

If you want my advice,
go somewhere else.

-Yeah, of course.
-That's... that's deck crew.

Yeah, I know.

If you want my advice,
which you don't.

No, of course
I don't want your advice.

-What's going on?
-Why did you guys just run away?

-What is going on?
-What is going on?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't mind bunking
with the captain really,

but not right now.

What are you guys doing?

Is this like
a l*sbian party over here?

Always a l*sbian party
in our room.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Sh--.

I don't want to see,
I don't want to see.

Gary's leaving,
Alli's covering her t*ts.

Kay, well, I'm going
to go wander.

Oh my God, that's funny.

Is there no one awake?

Just you and I?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, it's you and I.

Night.

----ing kick his
a*s tomorrow.

Whose a*s?

Should we go
in the guest quarters?

Is that allowed?

[Bleep] yeah.

Okay.

Whose a*s do you got tomorrow?

I don't know where
the guests cabins are.

Go downstairs.

Here we go, Captain.

I'm going to take my T-shirt
off if you don't mind.

Okay, I'll keep it on,
I'll keep it on,

I'll keep it on.

I didn't say anything.

[laughing]

And take it off me,
strip me naked.

Your bikini's wet.

I love sailing.

Is that so...

[laughing]

Next on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

Somebody used the guest
cabin for this.

If you don't care about
our department,

we're not going to
give a sh--

about the other department.

A little wet here.

Gary and I haven't really
talked since we slept

in the same cabin together.

-I'm Captain Glenn.
-I'm Victoria.

I just need three
jackets steamed.

Vodka Club.

Tito's or like a Vodka.

This is going to
be hard work.

-Hold, hold, hold.
-Hold.

Andy's not feeling well.

I think he might have a fever.

We've got a doctor on route,

we're just going to keep
him in there for now.

This is going to be an extremely
messy situation for everyone.

What's his temperature?

-101.
-What the [bleep].