02x03 - Crashing Everything

[bunniefuu]

- [intense music playing]

- [spits]

- [door opens]

- [Lise] Good morning!

[exhales, sighs]

- [urinating]

- [Lise] I smashed it yesterday.

Did you see how many there were?

Amazing to think that I can still attract

so many of the public in.

An old crone like me.

[laughs]

[toilet flushes]

[grunts]

- Is there a new toothpaste I could use?

- There's plenty in there.

- I can't see it.

- Just squeeze it out.

No, but it's I just can't get more out.

Ooh! This is

a really great mood to wake up to.

You left her, you know that?

Worse than that,

with an with an old drunk.

- You could have kept our agreement.

- What agreement? You were babysitting.

I did babysit her!

No, you totally didn't, clearly.

- I did.

- Did you have her when I came?

There's nothing wrong with Balloon Oli.

He babysat you when you were little.

But that's not what we're talking about.

He made incredible balloon animals

until he got arthritis in his hands.

[spits] I could want her to have

different experiences to me.

Listen, I [grunts]

[sighs]

It wasn't that bad either.

You know that very well.

[Nana] No, I actually don't.

I wasn't lucky enough to have

a fantastic mum who came over to babysit

while your dad just sat getting drunk

on a bench in Bagsværd in Bangkok.

- You said Bagsværd.

- Bangkok.

This one here,

shall I put it in the dishwasher?

Why did you say Bagsværd?

- What?

- Why did you say Bagsværd?

You said he sat getting drunk

on a bench in Bagsværd.

[tense music playing]

Yes.

It's actually an all right suburb.

What's that got to do with it?

- I thought it best you didn't know.

- Best? Are you joking?

- Oh, let's not make it such a deal.

- This is my father we're talking about.

- Calm down. I can't see the issue.

- I asked a thousand times!

It doesn't matter if your father

is living in Bagsværd or Bangkok or

In what world does this not matter?

Because he wasn't there.

It broke my heart, seeing how sad you were

each time he didn't turn up or that

that or he showed up full of drink

or or or He wasn't a father!

Yeah, but he was my father,

and I should've known this.

I could have contacted him.

Yes, precisely.

And what good would have come of that?

[Nana sighs]

Did he attempt to contact me?

It's a

- [baby crying]

- You stay. I'll go to her.

Just leave it.

- [baby fussing]

- [gentle music playing]

[Nana sighs]

[door opens]

[Nana] You're going?

Yes, it's best

if we take a break from each other.

You can't go. I've got a job.

I can't take her with me!

- Have a nice day at work.

- [Nana] Don't do this.

Helle gave me one chance.

I'll get fired. Mum?

Mum?

[tense version

of "Anything for You" playing]

BABY FEVER

[line rings]

[Lise] You have called Lise LaCour.

I can't come to the phone right now,

but if you sing your message,

I might call you back.

Bye-bye!

[mailbox beeps]

PLEASE CALL ME, MOM

[line rings]

[Simone] Hi. You've called Simone.

I don't check my voicemail,

so please send me a text instead.

[mailbox beeps]

- [line ringing]

- [baby fusses]

[coos happily]

[Nana] f*ck. What the hell

am I going to do?

[baby fusses]

[Nana] Okay, two clients, one meeting.

It's gonna be fine.

No one will notice

you've brought a baby with you.

[music fades]

[baby cooing]

[tense music playing]

[Nana sighs]

[Nana breathing shakily]

[baby cooing in box]

- [Nana gasps]

- Oh!

- Hi. Good morning.

- [Niels-Anders] Good morning.

- You're here early, huh?

- Indeed, yeah.

Yeah. No, I mean, it's for this

Today's my Starry Moment.

- Oh yes, that's right. It is.

- I just came in to prepare for it.

- I'm actually a tad nervous.

- Yeah, of course.

Do you know if anyone's got

an overhead projector?

- Good morning.

- Good morning. Have you a second for me?

- Yeah. Is that why you called me?

- Mm.

[sighs]

- What's in there, then?

- Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

- Want a hand? I could

- I've got it! It

Come with me. It's Need to Will you?

[door opens]

[gasps] What?

- [Nana] Shh!

- [baby whines]

- What?

- I've had a spat with my mother.

- There's no one to babysit.

- Hi.

[baby coos]

- Helle will freak out if she sees.

- I'll find a solution. It's just today.

So why couldn't you just ring her up

and apologise?

- No. I can't.

- Okay. Why not?

So, my father

obviously doesn't live in Bangkok.

He has never been a roadie

for Michael Learns to Rock.

- He's lived in Bagsværd all my life.

- No.

- Yeah! Yes.

- [laughs] No.

- Nana, no.

- In Bagsværd. f*cking Bagsværd.

- [both gasp]

- [Anton] Oh! Sorry.

Hi! You really shouldn't go in there

because I have a really bad stomach.

- Yes.

- That was me all last spring.

So much so, I even had to ring

my own doctor to get a second opinion.

- [Simone] Mm.

- Yeah.

- Who came up with the first opinion?

- [Anton] I did.

- It counts when you are a doctor.

- [Simone] I didn't know.

[Anton] Yeah. It's all right.

- [tense music playing]

- [baby fussing in box]

[tense music fades]

After six inseminations, I really think

that it's time to try something new.

- Yep. Yeah.

- Yes.

It's also that that

I suppose, at the moment,

there's not been a positive result,

I'm worried it's not ever going to happen.

- [baby fussing nearby]

- [Nana sighs, clears throat]

But it sounds like it's been

a long process you've been in.

- [woman] Did you hear, uh

- Absolutely.

- Heard what?

- I mean, it

There is a higher chance

with IVF, I'll just say.

So I think it would make sense

to start the treatment.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- We should start.

- [woman] Mm-hmm.

Uh, excuse me, but that

Is there, around here, a a baby?

[chuckles] That would be

So, is there a baby in here?

- Yeah. [chuckles]

- [Nana] No, there isn't.

That would be really weird.

That would be really weird.

- [baby fusses]

- [Nana coughs]

[baby banging and babbling]

Uh are you absolutely sure

there isn't, um a baby in here?

No! Um, it's difficult to

We have I totally forgot.

We have a We have some, um

Uh, or it's a it's a a pretend baby.

- Uh

- Actually, it's a a robot.

- [both] Oh.

- It's in there. It is

A robot, of course.

- It sounds very realistic. So genuine.

- This makes them irritating.

- What do you use them for?

- We use them to let people try them out.

- Yeah?

- Try them out? All right.

- I think I'll put her out it out.

- [man] Can you just turn it off?

[Nana] No turn-off.

You can't turn them off.

It's just like those Tamagotchi.

They get super upset.

It's awful, and they cry,

cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.

But at any rate, um I do think

I say we're finished here, I reckon.

[tense music playing]

[softly] Hi, sweetie.

[indistinct chatter]

[cup shatters]

[Nana] What do I do with her?

Where the hell am I going to put her?

- Help me! Where should I put her?

- I don't know.

- Could you take her?

- No, I can't take her.

- [Helle] Here comes a new batch of cups!

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi!

- Box meeting.

- Naturally!

[all laugh]

Well, it's just because

They seem to go up in smoke, right?

Or is it just me?

Perhaps people just love them so much

that they take one home with them.

- I think they do that.

- Most likely.

- [Helle] This glaze is different.

- It's a pretty glaze.

- [Helle] Yes! You see it? Yes.

- [Simone] Fainter, sort of fainter.

[Helle] Yes, I've tried

making them sharper.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Nana] Hi. [exhales]

[baby fussing]

[quietly] f*ck.

[Hampus] Uh, here. Here, let me.

- Let me take it. Let me take it.

- No. I've got it. I've got it.

- It's okay. Nana, let me help you.

- No, it's I've got it.

- I'll take it. I've got it. I

- Nana, let me help you.

- Let me help you. It's fine.

- Yeah.

I'd like to apologise to you if you were

worried by my Starry Moments concept.

- It's too much for you to take on?

- No, it was really good.

- It didn't motivate you.

- It was a little It was

- I can totally understand it's hard.

- [baby whines]

- Coming back from after maternity leave.

- Mm.

- It was really very tough for me as well.

- No.

I took long paternity leaves

with all three, yeah.

And you know, I loved it.

Absolutely. Yeah.

- It was so wonderful. It really is the

- Yes, it is.

Could you put it on the table?

You can just put it there.

Can I just say, if there is any problem,

or something else, anything, Nana

Nana, whatsoever, a problem of any sort,

that is important, you can talk to me.

- Yeah. I definitely feel I can.

- That's so important for me.

That the dialogue we have

is always ongoing and open.

- It's really, truly open.

- Yeah. It's really mega open. It sure is.

- [sighs]

- [Hampus] That's really great.

- Yeah. Thanks.

- Uh-huh. Same to you.

- Look forward to seeing you.

- Yes. Thanks.

[baby laughs]

No, no, no, no, no!

[sighs]

[baby cooing]

Hi, sweet!

Hi, sweetie. Hi.

Hi. [sighs]

- [cell phone rings]

- f*ck.

- What's up?

- [Simone] Hey, I think I have an idea.

[Nana] Oh, very smart.

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

[Simone] Because you don't have

an extra work phone.

There. Can you see her now? Yeah?

- Yes, perfect. Perfect. Yes, there.

- Excellent.

[Niels-Anders] And it is,

in my experience,

that as soon

as the hypertrophic endometrium

has been rejected,

then you should immediately initiate

hormonal stimulation

in order for follicle maturation. Hmm?

Niels-Anders, it's so very detailed

and also so relevant.

Really, thank you.

It's truly inspirational.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Thanks.

And so, in the handling of endometriosis,

one often has to up the dosages orally

to achieve efficient symptom relief.

And compared to other oral progestogens,

Dienogest shows a strong

[clears throat]

[Helle] Nana?

- Nana?

- I mean, I need to go and pee.

[Niels-Anders sighs]

No, Niels-Anders, continue.

It's very interesting.

- [Hampus] Yeah, it really is.

- Oh.

Hey, hey, you!

What the hell are you doing?

- Is it yours?

- Yes, it's mine!

[man] Well, we've got a lift

coming in now.

Yeah, yeah, I'll move her.

Okay. Yeah. Thanks. It's all right.

[baby fussing]

[exhales]

[sniffles]

- [gentle music playing]

- [baby fussing]

[Nana] Hi.

Is it very weird?

It's weird for you, isn't it?

[Nana chuckles]

[client] Yes, I've been saying all along

that I only have a 26-day cycle,

but it's like no one has listened before.

Mm. Yeah, I get that it's frustrating.

Um [clicks tongues]

I think we should try to stimulate you

so less are made. Yeah.

Okay. Do you think it'll help?

[baby fusses]

[Carsten] Prepare yourself for the fact

that this is probably

the worst fungal attack you've ever seen.

Well, I've seen quite a bit, you know.

What have you seen, Bob?

Let's see now.

Could you scoot down a bit, actually?

Unnaturally far down,

so if you don't mind

Because I think you'll be surprised.

[whistles]

- Just like that. Are you ready?

- Yeah.

[Nana] It's a bit cold at first.

- [Helle] Ah, so I made it. Oh, hi.

- In the nick of time, Helle.

- Yes.

- Bob has never seen anything like it.

[Helle] Oh? I've read this sort of thing

can actually be fairly localised

to an area because, um

The rest of the cellar

is in a different condition.

Look, in here, we're storing

a lot of very expensive equipment.

We'd be sorry to hear there was

If you have fungus in one place,

you'll have it in several places, right?

- [Helle] That's not what I read.

- Yep.

[Helle] Um, but it [yells]

Ooh.

We told you it was extreme.

We did tell you.

- It's great we could get going this time.

- I hope we succeed.

- Yes. Thank you.

- Yep.

- Have a good day.

- Thank you. Same to you.

- It can't be a product complaint, surely?

- A what?

A product return, Bob.

Someone who was not satisfied

with the product?

Would you book a time

for Rikke for a cyst puncture?

- Pre-stimulation?

- [Nana] Exactly.

[Hampus] Where is Helle?

[Simone] In the cellar, I think.

- Uh-huh?

- The cellar?

[tense music playing]

Yeah.

[Helle] We're just coming through.

There's nothing to see here.

Just remain calm.

There's nothing to see. Just keep calm.

- There's totally no reason to panic.

- It's a little baby.

Helle? Um

Nana, it could be a mother

who has had to give up her baby

because she couldn't take care of it.

- Uh

- Or a substance ab*ser.

Yes, but in fact it's I mean

But, Nana, who could abandon

their own baby in a dark cellar?

When there is an acute fungal attack.

Are you really all alone and abandoned?

What's this now?

What what's going on here?

We suspect that a junkie's broken into

our cellar and left a baby.

- [mutters]

- It's a discarded baby.

This person must be

on their knees to do this, right?

- [Bob] Terrible.

- He woke up.

Perhaps we should ring the police?

- No, no, no. I don't think so.

- Nana, isn't it yours?

Huh?

She looks just like

like the one you have on your phone.

- Let me see?

- [Hampus] Yeah.

Yeah.

- [baby coos]

- [Helle] Is it

- But it's okay.

- [gasps]

Oh, that? Okay.

So you found her in the cellar?

I thought you found her on the street,

but it's in the cellar, so yeah, then, um

Then it's mine.

[Helle and Hampus murmur]

It was good that we found out, huh?

Can I take her from you?

Wait a little here. So you went

and hid your firstborn in the cellar?

Yeah.

A baby? At a fertility clinic?

Ring any bells?

I stood just there,

and I gave you a chance.

I gave you one chance, Nana.

Yeah.

Maybe we all need

to calm our nerves, and then

then, uh, you and I need

to have a talk about this, Nana,

and it will be a serious conversation.

- I can feel that. We need to prepare.

- Yeah.

[sighs] Yeah. And as it is

In fact, I would like it if you go.

[baby fussing]

- Can I have the basket? The bag?

- The bag.

- Yeah.

- [Nana] Yeah.

[softly] Yeah. Okay.

[sombre music playing]

[baby fussing]

Hi. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[sighs deeply]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[cell phone ringing]

[call disconnects]

[phone chimes]

I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY AFTER TODAY.

CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO TALK.

I'M WATCHING "THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE"

ABOUT YOUR MOM.

[baby cooing]

People almost threw themselves at you

backstage, and they all wanted to say hi.

What do they say when they come up to you?

- [Lise] They say that they love my music.

- [scoffs] "Love my music."

[host] I guess that's why

you're called "Denmark's Lise." [chuckles]

And you are one of the very few Danes

who can brag about having won

the Eurovision Song Contest.

You won with "You're the One"

that you wrote for your daughter,

who you single-parented

because there was

no father in the picture.

[hesitates] No, that He wasn't.

[host] But tell me, how was it

to be at the peak of your career

and taking care of a tiny baby

all on your own at the same time?

[Lise laughs] Oh boy!

Well, I'm sure many people are capable

of taking care of a child by themselves,

but I think I could have done a better job

if I hadn't been so alone with it.

But then, sometimes things don't turn out

exactly the way you dreamed of.

[host] What did you dream about?

[sighs] So out there

was her father somewhere, so so

So it's sad he couldn't be there or

or be part of my daughter's life.

Perhaps it it it

also felt a little lonely

that that, um

the greatest joy of my life,

or the greatest gift,

I suppose you could say um it, um

I had to enjoy by myself.

[baby coos]

[host] Yes, I understand that.

- [gentle music playing]

- [coos]

[Lise] Mm.

But then, I've always had the luck

to be surrounded by music.

[host] Yes, and we're in luck.

You promised to sing

your winning song today.

- Thanks so much. Over to you.

- Thanks.

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE

[gentle tune playing]

[in Danish] Everyone has a secret ♪

Something we don't share

Something we keep for ourselves ♪

[line ringing]

But, darling, truth be told ♪

You're the most beautiful ♪

- [Lise, in English] Hi.

- Hi, Mum. It's me.

[song ends]

- [door closes]

- [keys jangle]

I didn't have time to make dinner,

but there's Coco Pops

if you're starving.

[chuckles]

I didn't know

you were so lonely when I was a baby.

No, well, I I wasn't all the time.

I I had you, didn't I? Hey?

[both chuckle]

Mm. [sighs]

- [Lise] So

- There's something I think I have to do.

- Can you stay a little while?

- Yes. Of course, sweetie. Of course.

[Nana sighs] Thanks.

[Lise sighs]

[tender instrumental music playing]

[chuckles]

[in Danish] Everybody's got a secret ♪

Something we don't share

But keep only to ourselves ♪

But, sweetie

If I had to tell the truth ♪

You're the most beautiful thing

In this world ♪

POUL AND INGER

25 YEARS

[Nana, in English] f*ck.

[in Danish] And I think this is love ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- [song fades]

- [dance music playing in distance]

[Nana, in English] Okay.

So, you have a daughter.

She's three months old,

and she's so lovely.

I thought you might want

the chance to get to know her.

Nana?

[Nana] Hi!

I was just about to ring you, actually.

But why are you here?

Can you talk?

No. Obviously not.

There's 80 people inside

celebrating my parents, right?

It's serious.

[Nana takes a deep breath]

Okay. It's just I

Nana, what is it?

Could you turn around,

so you'll be looking away when I say it?

No, Nana. What do you want?

[Nana] Can you see me now?

- No.

- [Nana] Okay.

Um

Um, what I wanted to say was

[sighs] f*ck.

- Sweet Jesus.

- That you have a daughter.

Um

- [Nana sighs]

- Huh? What did you say?

[Nana] The baby you met

at the food mart, she's she's yours.

Nana, what are you talking about?

[Nana] She's your daughter.

She's ours.

Uh, it's impossible, as we haven't even

[Nana] The sperm that got lost? It it

It wasn't lost. It was me.

[sighs]

- Could you take down that turtleneck?

- [Nana] It was me. I took it.

I took it and used it for myself.

I inseminated myself,

and then I got pregnant,

and a human came out of it.

And that human

[bright music playing]

is ours.

[music dies down]

So you say I have a daughter?

[Nana] I'm sorry.

- [Mathias] You're not bullshitting me?

- [Nana] No.

But, what? Are you insane?

- [Nana] I don't know.

- What the f*ck were you thinking?

[Nana] I don't know.

[Mathias] It's a crime, Nana. It's sick.

- [Nana] I'm sorry.

- [Lucia] Hi.

There you are. Sorry, I'm, uh

Uh, oh.

Hi. I am Lucia. Who are you?

Hi. I'm Nana.

- Ooh. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

[Mathias] She was just about to leave.

No! Don't go.

I'm I'm so happy to finally

meet one of Mathias's friends.

It's fine. Don't want to crash the party.

But thank you.

Don't say that.

You're not crashing anything.

Yes, she is.

She always crashes everything.

[sombre music playing]

- Come on.

- [Lucia] What? What?

Don't say that.

What's going on, honey? ¿Qué pasa?

[couple arguing]

There's a violence

To the silence ♪

Don't you know? ♪

There are diamonds

In the darkness ♪

I feel them glow ♪

And I think I can hear

My own heart beating ♪

Heartbeat ♪

But the quiet's not peaceful

We're about to blow ♪

We wanna grab it

Hold it, control it ♪

We're losing our way ♪

But we're finally back

To the place it all started ♪

We create our mistakes

And we're finally starting on track ♪

Forgetting your name

We'll be dancing in the dark ♪

Dark ♪

We just keep movin'

To the rhythm of a beating heart ♪

Heart ♪

We wanna cry

We wanna dance ♪

Dancin' in the dark ♪

Please don't let them

Succeed in tearing us ♪