01x04 - An Empty Place

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THREE MONTHS LATER

- Hi!
- Hi! How are you?

I'm looking for a big bag of
croquettes for a medium-sized dog.

- Yeah, sure.
- Thank you.

Hello, Amsterdam! Look how
excited you are! How are you?

- Hi!
- Hi!

Come here, I know what you
want. What can I do for you?

I came to buy some food.

Martín came in the
morning to buy food.

Well, there's nothing bad with buying
a little bit more. He is a big eater.

You're a glutton.

Hi, Mom. I'm at the vet's.

No, it's fine, it's fine.

Yes, you'll meet him soon.

No, I'm very well.

Mom, I'm fine, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't lie to you.

Okay.

I promise!

Martín!

- What's up, dude?
- Hi. How are you?

- Fine, and you?
- Fine.

- Need some help?
- Yes, thank you.

Hey, this one is nice!

You gave it to me, dude.

I have good taste.

Let's see, before I forget...

The most important thing...

Every time you come in or out,

you have 15 seconds to
deactivate the alarm.

Look, the code is one, nine,
three, seven, two, to activate it

and one, nine, three,
seven, one to deactivate it.

It's an "x", I wrote
it down for you.

Hello, hello, little
brother-in-law!

Hi, Diego.

How are you? Welcome!

- Fine, and you?
- Fine.

- Great.
- Okay, we should get going.

Is that everything you brought?

No, I still have a
lot of things at home.

That's good.

We're going away for 20 days
and have two suitcases each.

Well, you're going to a cold place.
Warm clothing needs more space.

To a cold place and to
who knows what weather.

Finland and...?

India.

- Quite the package!
- Don't even mention it.

Hey, and does Dad know
that you are separated?

- No.
- Are you going to tell him?

Did he ever know
I had a partner?

Martín...

When I divorced your dad, I felt
so much freedom, so much peace.

When you two got divorced, it was
like World w*r III, did you forget?

What are you saying? I left
everything to my lawyer

and focused on enjoying the
king-size bed all to myself.

Don't let the dog go on the bed
now that you have space, okay?

The dog has a name, Mom.

Berlin, right?

Amsterdam.

Well, I wasn't so far.

Do you know what I did
when I got divorced?

I changed all the sheets,
the sheets and the pillows.

That's what you should
do, change everything.

That way you let go of his
energy, get rid of Martín's smell.

You start over
with a clean slate.

Don't you want Sofía to go and
clean your house? I'll pay her.

No, you know I like cleaning my
house myself. But thanks anyway.

Sofía cleans the
energy, not the dust.

It's the perfect time to remove
Martín's negative energy.

I don't hate Martín, Mom.

It's just our lives went separate
ways and then it was too late.

I don't know, it was like...

a snowball that
became an avalanche

and we were hurting
each other too much.

Nadia,

- what did you do to him?
- Nothing!

It's not like it was
one thing in particular.

I don't know.

I do miss him.

The house feels...

like not mine anymore.

You'll be alright soon. It's just
that you're not used to being alone.

You've only spent one
month alone at most.

As my constellations therapist says,
you're a serial monogamous person.

You've had boyfriends
since you were 14 or 15,

and you go skipping from
one branch to the next.

It's a problem the women
in this family have.

You're just like me,
just like your sister.

What branch did you
jump to after Dad?

Hey, for real, it's a good
time to explore being single.

It's a lesson. Life is
about learning constantly.

Otherwise, we would
just repeat patterns.

I'm saying this for real.

In your twenties, how
long were you alone?

You went to Buenos
Aires to study acting

and got back with a boyfriend,

- the one with the hair...
- Nahuel.

That one. And you were with
him for two or three years.

He was very handsome,
I'm not denying that,

but we all knew that
there was no future there.

And between him and Martín,

the acting director
that was pretty nagging.

I never liked him. Besides,
he was too old for you.

How nice! Isn't it, Heidi?

Hey, what time are we
heading towards the airport?

They come for us at five.

Won't we be short of time? I
want to go to the duty free.

Do you want me to take you?

Well, I changed my old
truck for an automatic,

do you know how to drive it?

Hey, don't you do
anything stupid.

I'm leaving you its
registration papers and keys.

Don't you drive drunk or high.

No, no, no.

Hey, I forgot to tell you...

that I have a dog, is
it okay if I bring him?

Is it small or big?

Compared to that
kitten, it is quite big.

The house is huge. If
they get into a fight,

just separate them. That is
what we do when we fight.

It works.

Do you think my separation was related
to insufficient square footage?

Yes, I'm sure.

Hey, be cautious with parties and
music and all that, because...

the neighbors are quite nagging.

No, no.

Not at all. I'm grieving.

Mom, I love that you care,

but you don't have to call me
three times a day. I'm fine.

Are you hearing me through
the loudspeaker again?

Yes!

I can't stop working
every time you call.

Otherwise, I wouldn't
finish doing anything.

Daughter, are you
short of money?

No.

I should have offered
you to come live with me.

Remember there's a huge room
with a bathroom and everything.

Maybe. What about Amsterdam?

The dog!

You know they don't allow
pets in my building.

You know, it's due to
the noise and all that.

Well, are you still there?

Yes.

What are you going
to do about the rent?

Can you pay it being only you?

Martín will continue paying
half the rent for a few months

because he will still
teach piano here.

He can't take the piano. He
doesn't have a place to take it to.

What kind of separation is that?

Jeez! And where did Martín go?

To his brother's mansion.

Does he have a brother
with a mansion?

Well, I exaggerated a bit.

He's his half-brother.
He's an architect.

They have the same dad,
but a different mom.

They have plenty
of half-brothers.

Older ones, younger ones,
all from different moms.

The one that is lending
him his home, Lorenzo,

has gone to Finland
with his partner.

So, Martín is staying there
to take care of the house,

- and the cat.
- Great!

- Then he'll go live with Cherny.
- Cherny?

- Yes.
- That's dangerous.

- And what about all your stuff?
- We already divided it.

When he finds a place,
he'll take the blender,

the fridge,

the big sofa, the bed.

It's truly quite balanced.

And the piano, of course.

I'll continue taking care
of his little plants.

He's still teaching at home
and paying half the rent.

How mature! I'm
impressed, really.

I did tell him to teach only
on Tuesdays and Thursdays,

- or I'd be seeing him daily. I can't.
- But how?

I mean, is he still
teaching at your place?

Why doesn't he go
teach somewhere else?

I love this one.

Don't bother putting it on.

I tried it a thousand times and
they won't sell you anything.

Your car is great, dude.

Here, dude.

Don't be an as*h*le.

Look what you're driving and you
don't even give me five pesos.

It's not my truck, dude.

Hey, you're on TV, right?

- No.
- You're on TV!

- You are, come on.
- No, I'm not, really.

- Of course you are.
- Look, dude.

That's what I'm talking
about. Cool. See you.

- What are you doing, sir?
- Hey!

What happened? Did you
start selling your pot?

No, it's my brother's truck.

So your brother is
doing something fishy.

- How are you?
- Hi. Fine, and you?

- Since you're opening the door...
- Come in.

Thank you.

Are you cooking for
the Danish people?

They're Swedish.

I'll make a half-Argentinian
half-Mexican barbecue.

A monstrosity with the
worst of both cultures.

Hey, can you give me a
hand to put some boxes

- in the truck?
- Yes, sure, sure.

- I'll be upstairs in a minute.
- Sure.

Didn't you resolve
everything too quickly?

Did you think it through
or was it just an outburst?

Both.

Yet not at the same time.

It was too difficult
for us to talk.

- How about your brother's house?
- It's really nice.

Really crazy.

I'll miss your music
so much, Martín.

You have to keep
coming to the jams.

And, whenever you want,

I'm available to go have
dinner at your place.

No, the truth is that
the news struck me.

Although I'm an
advocate for solitude,

I think you make a nice couple.
I'm sad you're breaking up.

What I'm saying, besides
being out of place,

is selfish of me.

Who knows who will
be my neighbor now.

No, Nadia is staying.

There's no way she
will leave this house.

But how long can a girl
like that be single?

- I'll go take the last things.
- Okay.

- Will you watch the truck?
- Yeah, sure, sure.

Amsterdam!

Let's go for a walk!

Come on.

What are the plans
for tonight, man?

None. I want to settle in
and take it really easy, man.

I want to sleep all by
myself in that giant bed.

Are you really
planning on sleeping?

You're so boring, man!

You're only going
to get depressed

and get back with Nadia
in three days, man.

You have to make out
with someone today, man!

Or you're going to
fall again and...

I won't allow that,
dude. No, no, no.

Let's have a party!
Something chill.

- Who do you fancy?
- Nadia.

- No one, stop it, man!
- No way.

You must fancy someone, dude.

Laura.

The vet? No f*cking way. That one
can't be any more like Nadia, man.

No, man.

What's the point of being single
if you're going to go the same way?

You have to be with someone
different, man, someone hotter, man,

someone more... More...

spicy.

- Virginia.
- Virginia who?

The MILF.

No, no way. You're crazy, man.

You don't know what
you're missing, dude.

- Let's do a karaoke, man!
- No way!

Right arm up, left leg up,

the heel towards the buttocks,

the hand meets the foot
above, shaping the arch.

When you reach
balance, kick upwards,

stretching out the leg,
tightening the perineum.

The heel towards the
buttocks. Exhale.

Inhale.

Work it into a balance table.

- Welcome!
- Thank you.

What a lovely house, Nadia!
It's so much... like you.

- Thank you.
- Right? It's eclectic.

I've put lots of care into it.

I can surely tell. Cool.

I'll introduce you
to... Amsterdam!

Amsterdam!

What happened?

Amsterdam is not here.

How so? Amsterdam!

No.

What is it? Everything alright?

Martín might have
taken him for a walk.

His food plate is
no longer here.

Open it and let's
see what they do.

No, man, he's going to eat her.

Amsterdam, no, man!

- No!
- Amsterdam!

- Hello.
- Is Amsterdam with you?

Yes, he's here with me.

He's crazy about
playing with Heidi,

but she doesn't think
that's a good idea.

Okay, what time are
you bringing him back

What do you mean by that?

Yes, please, don't
bring him back too late.

Nadia, he is my dog.

He's my dog as well.

And who rescued him?
Remember whom he followed?

Who told you to bring
him home? Who feeds him?

- Who gives him baths?
- Nadia, he is my dog!

Don't call me "Nadia", I
know my name perfectly well.

Well, he is my dog.

He is our dog!

See? It is because
of things like this

that I say you are selfish!

But the dog spends
more time with me!

No way! Of course he
spends more time with you

because you spend the whole
f*cking day in this house.

You are here when you want,

but I'm here when
Amsterdam needs me!

Who takes him out to pee

and take a sh*t at eight
in the morning every day?

Well, but it's at
eight because you want!

He can very well do
that in the patio.

When have you ever picked
up Amsterdam's sh*t?

I've just done that!

Amsterdam sleeps
with me every night.

Look, I've behaved pretty
cool throughout all this.

I only took my books, some records,
my instruments and clothes,

and I haven't taken
anything else!

I'm still paying half the rent!

I've been pretty generous
with you and no way.

That dog is mine and
he'll stay with me, okay?

You can take whatever you
want from this apartment,

but you're bringing
Amsterdam back tomorrow!

Hi!

- Pati, Lola. Lola, Pati.
- Hi!

Nice to meet you!

- Thanks.
- Where's Amsterdam?

He's not here. Martín took him.

To the park? Can we go?

Hey, Majo, do you want to see
the movie about the karatekas

who are zombies that smell
Cookie and Rainbow's feet?

Yes! Yes!

This movie, acclaimed by
the critics of zombies

who are karatekas...

No. No, it's scary! I can't
see it. It's really scary!

I can't!

- Don't listen to them.
- It's like having a tea of earwax.

It's great for your digestion.

Look, there she goes.

She didn't like it!

- Do you want some tea?
- This is awful.

I'm telling you, no one in
the universe likes "mate".

It's too bitter. Gross.

Hi, Mom! I told you, you don't
need to call me all the time.

It only makes me
feel worse. I'm fine.

No, I'm calling for something
else. Can you call your sister?

I talked to her this morning
and she sounded weird.

Something's wrong with her,

but she didn't want
to tell what it was.

Yes, yes, yes. I'll
call her in a bit.

But don't tell her I asked
you to do that, okay?

No, of course no.

Thank you. Call me later
to tell me all about it.

- Okay!
- Kisses!

Bye!

Your mom is so Scorpio.

She's a witch.

A witch!

I mean, I don't get it.

I literally talked to her for
two minutes in the morning, two!

We talked about Majo's school,

a festival they're
doing and that was it.

How is it possible she
noticed that I'm f*cked up?

What's wrong?

I'm three weeks late.

And...

it scares the sh*t out
of me doing this alone.

We'll obviously do it
together! I mean, right?

We'll see if there is one
or two lines right now.

Majo! How nice!

Where is Martín's stuff?

He took it because we broke up.

And Amsterdam is
living with him now?

Yes, but only for today.
He's coming back tomorrow.

Is it like me? I'm one day with
my mom, the next with my dad.

One day with my mom,
the next with my dad?

Sort of. We'll see.

I love Martín very much.

I love him too.

So why did you break up?

I don't know. It's
difficult to explain.

It's grown-up stuff.

Everyone breaks up
for the same reason,

for grown-up stuff.

How many people did
you invite, man?

A couple of people, man.

But I did tell them to
bring their own drinks.

Man, a f*cking karaoke with
only five is depressing, dude.

Right?

If you sing well,
you're also invited.

I mean, if you sing badly, too.

You don't have to
bring anything.

What?

One of the longest three
minutes of all my life, dude.

Nush, what are you
thinking? An egg?

Well, an egg, a bulb...

Maybe I should call an Uber.

It's a pretty
familial deal, right?

No! No, Lola, I'm sorry.

To me, it's no trouble
that you're here.

- Are you really sure?
- Yes, sure. Yes, yes, yes.

Besides, it might be negative.

I mean, I really
doubt it, maybe it is.

- Do you know of how many weeks?
- Yes, of course.

Two months.

An as*h*le saying, "I can't use
a condom because it slips off."

What a jerk.

And the other
as*h*le plays along.

Do you want us to
go entertain Majo?

Yes. Yes, please.

- Let's go.
- Thank you.

- See why it was so silent, Lola?
- These boots are beautiful, dear!

You look beautiful,
Majo! I have an idea.

- Will you help me dress her?
- Sure.

Did you know that Lola
is an amazing dresser,

the best dresser in the world?

What is a dresser?

Well, a dresser is the one
who dresses the actresses,

the actors for the
movies, for everything.

Let's see, let's
see, how do you look?

Glasses. Let's see.

- Glasses, yes.
- Like a big Hollywood star.

- Wow! I love it!
- I look like a bear-girl!

Cherny! Cherny! Cherny!

No, no, no.

I can show you the world

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, princess

Now when did you last
let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us
"No" or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up
here, it's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole
new world with you

Now I'm in a whole
new world with you

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world

Don't you dare close your eyes!

WHAT IF WE TRY OUT JOINT
CUSTODY? ONE WEEK EACH

I've come so far

I can't go back to
where I used to be

I'm so sad.

Yes.

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