02x11 - Holy w*r I

[bunniefuu]

I'm done treating your wounds.

They'll be healed in just a few days.

Thank you. I'm grateful.

Oh! What's that thing
that flew over us earlier?

That was actually King Crimson Glory.

That's right, the elves' city in the sky.

Although, it fell under ruins
a long time ago.

I see. The legendary city.

Hey, I'm hungry.
Make dinner for me.

- What? Go make it yourself.
- Huh?

It's one of Ba Thory's telepathy insects.

Macapine, it's me, Ba Thory.

The rebel army has begun to march
on Judas Castle in Tiptoa.

What's that?

All of the Sorcerer Shoguns
are away from the castle right now

except for Shella.

Macapine, head to the castle.

We must protect Lord Kall-Su together.

Huh? What's wrong?

Urgent business. I have to go now.

I failed at my mission.

Lord Kall-Su will never forgive me
for that.

I'm going to protect Lord Kall-Su

even if it cost me my life.

b*stard!! -HEAVY METAL, DARK FANTASY-

HELL'S REQUIEM

HOLY w*r I

Hey, Lucien! Stop!

Don't go off on your own.

We need to hurry.

The Sorcerer Shoguns
are heading to the shrine.

We have to protect Princess Sheila.

Huh?

What?

What's this freezing air?

So cold.

Hold on. Could it possibly be...

Is it what I think it is?

Agya!

He's coming, Dark Schneider!

So... you've come here too.

- Kall-Su.
- That's him?

That's Kall-Su?

The commander of the Dark Rebel Army,

the High King of Ice.

No way! Lord Kall-Su!

How did you reach this place?

The Eyes of the World
that I sent with you

is connected to the God of Destruction.

As a result, I was able to discover
the coordinates of this city.

Everyone had said it would be impossible
to find King Crimson Glory,

but I was easily able
to infiltrate the city.

Breaking the last seal is a big job.

Did you really think
that you Sorcerer Shoguns,

were capable of handling it on your own?

No way...

Kall-Su.

And even you're here, Dark Schneider.

What of it?

You have managed to defy me
so many times in the past.

But now, since you're already here,

you've made things easy for me.

Before I tear the seal out of Sheila,

I'm going to offer your flesh
to Anthrasax.

Bernado waluta werna richado!

O' water, fill my soul!

My enemy is your enemy!

Argh! He's gonna use that spell!

Oh, no! I'm the handsome hero!

I can't believe I let myself get caught up
in the moment and say "Argh!"

Water?

Giant spouts of it!

Ah, amazing, Lord Kall-Su!

It's all over. Axis!

The pressure of all this water
will crush you.

You ugly little gnats are about to die.

What?

How dare you?

Did you just say
what I think you just said

and insult my good looks, Kall-Su?

Super Dark Schneider Beam!

Just kidding!

Chrome Rose!

Yahoo!

Did you see how awesome that was?

Okay, now hold still.

Don't move a muscle.

I'm gonna k*ll you
right here and now. Huh?

Huh? Who are you?

I'm somebody who isn't needed
by anyone at all.

Then I'll take you in.

From this point on, you belong to me.

Hey, stop it.

Why are you showing me this?

Now all that's left to take care of
is the last seal.

What?

That was a serious expl*si*n.

And close by.

Maybe the samurai did it?

What's the plan?

Should we just head for the shrine then?

Or instead, should we...

What's that?

I feel as though the wheels of fate
are beginning to turn.

I sense a powerful aura.

Something really big.

Where am I?

How did I get here?

It's all a blur.

Princess!

Huh? Baba? What is going on?

What happened to Meta-llicana?

Princess!

Oh, Princess,
I almost can't believe it's true.

You've awakened!

Baba, what's wrong?

Everyone, you okay?

Ow! Drat, man. That hurts.

That guy is horrible.

I've heard some things about Kall-Su.

He's supposed to be a very wise person

and he used to be considered merciful.

How can he be merciful?

He destroyed this whole place!

So he did.

Yet, we survived.

How did we live through such devastation?

Huh? Wait!

What's going on with Dark Schneider?

What happened?

Why is he the only one
who got hurt in that attack?

Wait a second, did he actually...

Did he protect us from it?

Uh... no way.

I mean he'd never do that.

- You fools!
- Huh?

Bol?

Just look at yourselves,
you've spent all this time alongside him.

And yet, despite that, it appears
that you don't know him very well at all.

What do you mean?

Earlier,

that spell was one of
Lord Kall-Su's special moves.

But Dark Schneider
still could have avoided it

if he'd wanted to.

There was no real need for him
to bear the brunt of that attack,

but he did it willingly anyway.

And he did so
even though he was already injured.

Do you know
why he put himself in harm's way?

Because he knew that if he dodged it,
all of you would have died.

Lucien...

Lord Kall-Su tried to eliminate
every one of us at once

in order to win this battle decisively.

But this man risked his life
to protect us.

And in that battle against me earlier,

he acted with so much courage
though he couldn't even see.

This man is a true Shogun.

Hold on just a second.

Did you say he couldn't see?

What? Are you being serious?

You're fighting in his side
but you couldn't tell?

He can't see anything right now.

Did you really not know that?

I can't believe it.

I... I had no idea.

He just kept on hurling insults at us.

Probably so we wouldn't notice.

Was it then?

Was that when he lost his vision?

So... he did us another favor.

And looks like
we misunderstood him this whole time.

Why did I hate him so much?

Why did I treat him like that?

He's such a nice person.

Maybe the nicest person
in the whole world.

Vai.

Who really knows for sure?

Boo, you ugly pig!

Idiot, pathetic worm.

Hey, looks like he's awake.

Good.

That little brat! How dare he?

Just what does he think
he's trying to do messing with me,

the great Dark Schneider?

- Agya!
- Lars! Quickly, show me the way!

Fugya!

I'll never forgive him.

That's it!

I'm gonna make sure that I k*ll him!

Huh?

There it is.

Now I've got you, Sheila.

And the world's going to turn into
a living hell.

Kall-Su!

Agya!

A little to the left, Dark Schneider!

You should really say
"The beautiful Dark Schneider" instead!

How dare you, you b*stard!

Why you little brat!

I'm gonna smash you into smithereens!

Die!

Go on, say it. Say my name!

I'm the handsome hero.

I am the Great Dark Schneider!

You b*stard.

Where does he keep all that power?

- Huh?
- Dark Schneider, what's going on?

He's multiplied,

but... which is the real one?

See this? It's my illusion spell.

You deserve to die.

I'll finish you off right now.

There you are!

- It can't be!
- Idiot.

Did you really think you could win?

You thought you were that powerful?

'Cause you'd have to be super awesome
to defeat the great Dark Schneider.

You're nowhere near that good.

Zaazard, Zaazard,

Schrono, Chronossk,

Hellfire Burning Bright
in the Darkest Pitch Black Mist,

Become My Sword and Destroy My Enemy!

Venom!

What's happening?

You are...

Dark Schneider!

It's you.

You really came.

Hmph.

Those voices... Baba and Sheila?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

I knew it.

I knew you'd come.

I knew that you would save me.

Your name is...

Dark Schneider.

My name is...

My name is...

...Kall-Su.

I'm looking for something.

Actually, I've been looking for it
for quite a long time now.

Something that was separated from me
when I was born.

And was hidden away from me.

It was made out of something
that's missing from me.

My other half...

Is that the real reason then?

Is that why you're starting the w*r?

Until I can find it, Kall-Su,

I want you to be my other half.

You mean you need me?

That's right.

Hey, I'm the one who found you, remember?

So you belong to me.

Come on, let's conquer the whole world.

We'll do it together.

I get what you want, Dark Schneider.

You said that you need me.

Let's rule the world together, me and you.

Me...

and you...

Oh, no! Dark Schneider!

What's wrong, Yoko?

I... I felt something weird just now.

It was like a ghost
passed through me or something.

It's Lucien.

Something happened to Lucien.

What? To Dark Schneider?

What happened?

I... I don't know.

This regenerative power.

It's the same power that was possessed

by both Abigail and the undead cyclops

that attacked Meta-llicana.

So does this mean that he also

has tissue from the God of Destruction?

Agya!

That came from the shrine!

Hmm...

That's not good. Not at all.

No way!

Angus just spoke for the first time!

Ah, hold on, you mean you can talk?

Wait a second. That voice...

No way.

Huh? What?

What is happening?

Angus is splitting into pieces!

Huh? No, it can't be.

Are you kidding me?

Abigail!

Hmph.

It really has been quite a long time,
beautiful lady.

Wait. Did she say Abigail?

Just hold on a moment.

Two years ago, I was controlled
by the God of Destruction.

Back then,
it had exploited a hole in my heart.

However, I tell you this,
I'm no longer your enemy.

Why should we believe you?

Well, back two years ago,

we were trying to conquer the whole world.

We released one of the four seals

on Anthrasax, the God of Destruction,

who lay asleep in the underground shrine
below Judas Castle.

Unfortunately,

the first seal was the one
responsible for sealing away

the soul of the God of Destruction.

Removing it unleashed disaster.

In that moment, the God of Destruction
took over my heart

and implanted a piece of its own body
inside me.

After that,
I lied to the Four Divine Kings.

I falsely told them
that the seal we had released

was, in actuality, the seal
that had been placed on Anthrasax's body.

However, Dark Schneider destroyed
the body of the God of Destruction,

including all of its tissue.

Thanks to him,

I was able to be restored
to my former self.

Following that,
I assumed the name Angus Yarn

and joined the ranks of the samurai.

I was waiting for my body to heal
and biding my time.

By the way,
what do you think of my disguise?

Perfect, isn't it?

The technology that's behind it
is absolutely amazing,

wouldn't you agree?

If you wanna heal up...

Then just go hide and rest.

You think that disguise was "perfect"?

His face looks the exact same.

I said...

what do you think of my disguise,
isn't it perfect?

Yeah, you're right.

He was with us for two years

and I never even guessed it was him!

That's all I'm going to tell you

about my past life at the moment.

Haven't you said enough already?

Now we all must make haste.

The Moment of Resurrection is at hand.

Come. How long
are you going to keep standing there?

Hey, Dark Schneider?

What do you think you're doing?

You pervert! Urgh!

Ah... That hurts rather a lot.

Yoko! What is that?

Huh?

What? Dark Schneider?

Yo!

Unreal!

What is wrong with you?

Have you seriously been hanging on there
this entire time?

I'm really very sorry.

The reason that Dark Schneider
wasn't able to see all this time

is because this one has been missing.

Hands off!

I must say that actually hurts,
Dark Schneider.

- Huh?
- I really enjoy a nice a*s on a girl.

And hers, I can really get behind that.

Her a*s is just the best!

I call dibs!

I shouldn't have wasted time
worrying about you.

Listen, my a*s belongs only to me.

I completely understand, Dark Schneider.

Very well,
do whatever you want with that a*s.

I'm standing right here, you know.

However, right now,
we're talking about Kall-Su

and the seal on the God of Destruction.

Wait, does that mean...

Is Kall-Su with Princess Sheila right now?

Lucien!

What is it?

"What is it?" What is wrong with you?

How can you be so calm right now?

They're going to k*ll Princess Sheila.
We've got to do something, so get to it!

Now!

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Shut up already!

That's why I'm thinking so hard here.

Listen, Dark Schneider.

Currently, Kall-Su is receiving
dark energy

and regenerative power
from the God of Destruction.

He's the same as I was,
two years ago.

He's probably equal to you in power

or maybe even more powerful than you.

And he's immortal.

I'm the one
who's got the patent on immortality.

You sure do like to talk big
but you're totally useless.

There's no way that you can defeat him
the way things are at present.

It's not possible when you're this small.

- Yeah!
- Uh, no way!

However, there is no need to be worried.

I suspected that this might happen
so I brought something along in case.

A Magic Hammer!

The "Lucky Hammer." Great!

Uh, the "Lucky Hammer"?

You're going to use that?

And then he'll be fine, back to full size?

That's right. Yes.

Hold on!

Are you gonna hit me with that?

What's the matter?

It's only going to hurt for a second,
Dark Schneider.

Surely, that's not too great a sacrifice,
is it?

All right now, everyone,
lend a hand to hold him down.

No! Stop, you idiots!

Okay. Here I go, Dark Schneider.

Ah! No, stop!

If you hit me with that, I'm gonna die!

No, let go of me!

Stop it, you m*rder*r!

I thought that you guys
were on my side here!

Yes, of course we are.

Prepare yourself, Dark Schneider!

Huh?

Aren't you glad that you're back
to normal size, Dark Schneider?

That really hurt, you know!

And what's up with your ugly face anyway?

Darn you, you're horrible.

Hmm...

So you don't get along with Abigail.

Dark Schneider,
I'm really glad that you're safe now.

Huh?

Well, it all turned out fine
in the end, right?

Hmph.

What?

With an expl*si*n as big as that,
I thought for sure

that you guys must have brought
a huge army.

Is that really all you got?

What is this?

Sorcerer Shoguns!

I knew you'd be here...

Zion.