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02x13 - Rub-A-Dub Pirates/New Best Friends

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rhyme Time Town". Aired: June 19, 2020 – June 15, 2021.*
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Reimagines classic nursery rhymes from the viewpoints of two preschoolers, Daisy the puppy and Cole the kitten.

02x13 - Rub-A-Dub Pirates/New Best Friends

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♪ Hey, hey, what's the day? ♪

♪ Everybody, let's go play ♪

♪ Let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪

♪ So many, so many friends to see ♪

♪ I can't wait till you're here with me ♪

♪ Daisy's coming and Cole is, too ♪

♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time ♪

♪ Everybody, let's go to Rhyme Time ♪

♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪

♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪

[narrator] "Rub-a-Dub Pirates."

[light music]

Whoosh! Whoosh!
[giggling]

The waves are choppy today, Captain Cole.
[chuckles]

[both] A-har!

Look, Captain Daisy. Here comes Humpty.

[both] A-har!

-Ahoy!
-Ahoy!

-Are we pirates today?
-Uh-huh.

Whoa! Great!

-Arr!
-[giggling]

-Let's go to Treasure Rock.
-Sounds great.

-What's Treasure Rock?
-Mumpty told me about it.

It's a rock shaped
like a giant pirate treasure chest.

[gasps]

[both] Wow!

It's over on the other side
of Jaime's Station. Let's go!

You mean, "Yo-h*-h* and off we go."

[kids giggling]

Looking good!

The motor for the Slosher Washer Wagon's
almost finished.

-♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪
-That sounds like...

♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪

[giggles]
It is! Pirates!

Ahoy!

Ahoy! We're going on a pirate adventure!

All the way to Treasure Rock.

You should come with us.
It's gonna be great!

That would be awesome!

But we promised to finish
our new invention for Itsy Bitsy today.

It's a machine for keeping her tools clean
when she's out and about building things.

See? This is its motor.

We're still working out the bugs.

And then we'll come play pirates, too.

-A-har!
-A-har!

Mateys, let's hoist the sail
and we're on our way!

[chuckles]
I wish we had a ship.

We've got a pirate ship you can have.

[all] Huh?

-We do?
-Yeah.

-You know, behind the workshop.
-Oh, yeah, that.

It's kind of old, but it's totally safe
and we don't need it anymore.

It'll speed you
to Treasure Rock super fast.

-Wow, thanks!
-Thank you!

-[sniffing]
-Oh!

-Meow!
-[giggling]

-Wow!
-This must be it.

All right!

-Whoo-hoo!
-It's amazing!

It sure is!

How do we make it go?

Hmm...

Oh, I know! Let's push it
to the top of that hill!

Great idea! Then it'll roll down
the other side really fast.

Heave-h*, mateys.
[giggles]

[grunts]
Yo-h*-h*!

♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪

-Yeah!
-[grunting]

[all] Ooh...

All aboard!

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, three friends in a tub ♪

♪ And where do you think we'll go? ♪

♪ A seafaring trip
In our new pirate ship ♪

♪ Over waves high and low ♪

[giggling]

Whoa!

-Downhill is way faster than uphill!
-Yeah!

Huh?

-[giggling]
-Whoa!

Hold tight. Bumpy sea ahead.

[Cole] Whoa!

[kids giggling]

Whoo!

Oh, no!

[kids] Whoa!

Rock ahoy!

Whoa!

We're going too fast!

We have to slow down. Where's the brake?

Uh... Maybe this is it.
[grunts]

Uh-oh.

[suspenseful music]

Oh, I know.

[Daisy grunting]

That... was... awesome!

Great sailing, pirates! Whoo!
[laughs]

Yeah! But how do we get started again?

Finished!

Let's go fix it
to the Slosher Washer Wagon.

[both gasp]

Oh, no!
The Slosher Washer Wagon's not here.

Where did it go?

We promised Itsy
we'd bring it to her today.

Look! Daisy and Cole forgot
to take their pirate ship.

I don't think so.

I think maybe they took
the wrong pirate ship.

-You mean...
-They took the Slosher Washer Wagon.

Come on! We have some pirates to catch.

[suspenseful music]

[all grunting]

I've got it!

What this ship needs is a sail,
like this towel.

Great idea, Humpty. Let's raise the sail.

[grunts]
Whoa!

It's working!
[chuckles]

-Yeah!
-Yay! Hooray!

All right. Yo-h*-h*!

[Humpty] Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

[both panting]

[both] Whoo!

We've gotta catch up with them
to get the Slosher Washer Wagon back.

-Oh, this hill should help us move faster.
-Uh-huh.

-Here we go!
-Whoa-hey!

[both laughing]

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, three friends in a tub ♪

♪ And where do you think we'll go? ♪

♪ A seafaring trip
In our new pirate ship ♪

♪ Over waves high and low ♪

[all] Whoa!

[grunts]
Oh!

Yeah!

[Humpty] Ship ahoy!

Pirates Jack and Jill coming this way!

Ooh!

Look! They wanna race us to Treasure Rock.

Full speed ahead!

Nice idea, Captain Daisy!

[grunting]

Careful, Humpty. You broke it.

Oh, it's okay.

Jill said they don't need
this tub anymore. Remember?

They're speeding up. Faster, Pirate Jack.

-Yeah!
-Hooray!

-Oh!
-Whoa!

[Daisy] Steer the other way, Cole!

Whoops!

Ahoy there, sheep-mates!

[bleats]

There it is! Treasure Rock ahead.

Whoa!

Yeah!

-They're catching up!
-Full speed ahead.

Let's spread the sail wide.

It's working. Great idea, Daisy.

♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪

[both panting]

Time to stop. Treasure Rock, ahoy!

I'll use the brake.
Humpty, you lower the sail.

Okay.

-Yay!
-Hooray! Yeah!

[all] A-har!

We did it! We're the fastest pirates
in Rhyme Time Town.

[panting]

-You came to play with us!
-Hm?

Oh, no!

Did you finish your invention for Itsy?

-This is our invention for Itsy.
-[both gasp]

We've been working on it for days.

We thought you meant for us
to use the bathtub as our ship.

No, this was supposed to be your ship.

Oh!

So you weren't trying to beat us
to Treasure Rock.

Uh-uh. We were trying
to catch up with you.

We're really sorry.

We didn't know.

And we kind of broke it.
But we're gonna fix it.

Thanks, you guys,
but there are so many missing parts.

The pipes, the plug...

The soap dish and the sponge arm.

How are we gonna find everything?

We're pirates. Finding treasure
is what we do best.

-Right?
-Right!

So, let's have a bathtub treasure hunt.

-Yeah!
-Let's go!

You mean, "Yo-h*-h* and off we go."
[chuckles]

♪ Yo-h*-h* and off we go ♪

[lively music]

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, three friends in a tub ♪

♪ Making their ship all better ♪

♪ We'll find each part
Then we'll make a start ♪

♪ And put the tub back together ♪

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, three friends in a tub ♪

♪ And where do you think we'll go? ♪

♪ A seafaring trip
In our new pirate ship ♪

♪ Over waves high and low ♪

Good work, pirates!

I think it's even better than before.

-Uh-huh.
-Yeah.

It sure is!

Hi, there.

Wow! Is that for cleaning my tools?

Uh-huh. The all-new Jill and Jack
Slosher Washer Wagon.

It's what every busy construction spider
needs to keep her tools clean

wherever she's working.

I love it! Thanks!

And also, if you ever want
to play pirates,

the tub's a really excellent pirate ship.

[chuckles]
I can't wait to try it out.

♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, three friends in a tub ♪

♪ And where do you think we'll go? ♪

♪ A seafaring trip
In our new pirate ship ♪

♪ Over waves high and low ♪

[narrator] "New Best Friends."

[both giggling]

Whee!

We are so gonna win
the Sled and Run obstacle race today.

Yeah! That was our fastest
practice slide so far.

Right?

We're the best sporty superstars in town.
Whoa!

[shudders]
Maybe I need a bit more practice.

Don't forget, Judge Dish wants us
to put up the race flags, too.

There. Now everyone will know
this is part of the race.

Look, Daisy! A giant snowball!

[Mary Mary groans]

[Cole giggles]

[Daisy] Mary Mary, what happened?

I started rolling down the hill,
and snow stuck to my prickles.

Oh, I get it. And then more snow stuck.

Are you gonna enter the Sled and Run race?

I'm not sure. Haven't decided.
Probably not.

[pups barking]

Who's that? Come on!

Don't mind me.

I'll just stay here on my own
inside a snowball.

Wow!

♪ Hark, hark, the dogs do bark ♪

♪ The sled team's coming to town ♪

-♪ Some go... ♪
-Woof!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Whoo!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Aww, aww, awoo!

Come on!

And rest. Good job, team!

Hey, there. Judge Dish, right?

Well, hello there.

Great day for a race.
Me and the team are so excited to be here.

-Yeah!
-So excited!

-Let's do it!
-Wow!

Well, it's certainly good
to have you here.

Welcome to Rhyme Time Town.

-Hi. My name's Daisy.
-And I'm Cole.

Good to meet you.

Team, come and say hi!

-[dog 1] Hi! How are you doing?
-[dog 2] Good to meet you!

-[coach] It's great to meet you.
-Watch this!

[dogs] Yeah!

[coach] It's so great!

[chuckling]
Ooh. Ah, cold.

-We're here for the Sled and Run race.
-So are we.

That's great!
We can all enter it together.

Uh, Daisy.

We can show you
around the course right now.

-Can't we, Cole?
-[gasps]

Thanks! That would be just super!

Hey, team, places.

We're gonna practice race
round the course.

-[dog 1] Right, Coach! On it!
-[dog 2] Okay, Coach! On it!

There's a spare harness.
Wanna run with the team?

Oh, wow! Can I really? Thanks!

Look, Cole. I'm a sled dog.

-Awoo!
-[dogs howling]

That's awesome, Daisy.

Uh, can I pull the sled, too?

Oh, sorry. No more harnesses, I'm afraid.

But you can ride up here with me.

Oh, okay.

Okeydokey, team. Let's do this!

♪ Hark, hark, the dogs do bark ♪

♪ The sled team's coming to town ♪

-♪ Some go... ♪
-Woof!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Whoo!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Aww, aww, awoo!

[dogs howling]

Uh, ma'am, that's the wrong way.
The course doesn't go around the pond.

[dogs barking]

-Hey, Cole, isn't this fun?
-Yeah.

Kind of.

That's the last snow sheep done,
Little Lamb.

The racers are gonna love
this part of the course.

[dogs barking]

Wow! Great snow sheep, Ms. Mac!

Thanks, Cole! They're for the racers
to race around, so...

don't knock them down.

Sorry!

[sighs]
Phew.

All gone.

Not again.

Ooh, the balancing wall!

Hey, we need to stop here.

h*!

We have to leave the sled here
and balance along the wall.

Uh-huh, like this.

Hmm. Nifty.

Slight problem, we're sled dogs.

Balancing isn't really our thing.

But it's part of the course.

And you have to practice before a race.

True. Maybe later.

Better to keep going now. Right, team?

-Right, Coach!
-Let's do it!

Yeah!

Guys?

♪ Hark, hark, the dogs do bark ♪

♪ The sled team's coming to town ♪

-♪ Some go... ♪
-Woof!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Whoo!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Aww, aww, awoo!

[dramatic music]

Friends of yours?

[sighs]
Kinda.

Daisy and me were gonna enter
the race together.

Uh-huh.

It looks like she's got
some new friends to race with now.

[sighs sharply]

She didn't even realize
that she left me behind.

I could race with you if you like.

All entrants to the starting line, please.

The great Sled and Run race is about to...

[gasps]

Isn't this wonderful?

-Isn't this great?
-I can't wait.

Don't forget your helmet, sweetie-shell.

That was great!

Thanks for all your help
on the practice run.

Good luck in the race!

But I thought we were on your team.

Where's Cole?

Oh, gee. Sorry.

It was great you showed us
the course, really great.

Uh, I need my harness back
to race with the team.

There's no one in the sled when you race?

Yep. It goes a whole lot faster that way.

I'm with you, team!

[barking]

What's up, Daisy? Aren't you racing?

I don't think so.
Cole and me were going to enter together.

But then the sled dogs arrived
and we got really excited.

Well, I got excited.

And I forgot about Cole.

It's nearly race time.
Good luck, everyone.

I'm sorry, Daisy.

We have to start the race soon,
but maybe you can find Cole and apologize.

Here's your chance now.

Cole! You're here!

I'm so glad. The race is almost starting.

Uh, sorry, Daisy.

I thought you were with the dog sled team,
so I'm racing with Mary Mary.

Oh. Okay.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I was so excited about the sled dogs
that I kind of forgot about us.

I'm really sorry.
We're still friends, right?

Right. Best friends.

And we can still be in the race. Come on.

Is that everybody?

Ready, Hickory?

Ready, Judge Dish.

On your marks, set...

-[tolls]
-Go!

-[dogs barking]
-[engine sputtering]

[Cole] They're going the wrong way again.

They should have listened to you
when we were practicing.

[barking]

[quacking]

[panting]

No!

[coach] Sorry!

That's it. Steady, now.

You did it! Let's go!

[dogs gasping]

[laughing]

[panting]

-I can't keep this up much longer.
-Me neither.

I've got an idea!

Three's faster than two, right?

[tranquil music]

Hooray! Well done!

You did it!

-We did it!
-Yay!

Hooray!

Presenting the winners
of the Rhyme Time Town Sled and Run race!

-Great job, guys!
-Yay!

Practicing with my new friends was fun,

but winning with my best friends
feels amazing.

It sure does.

Congratulations, you three.

That was great teamwork,
and this race was really fun.

Yeah, we make a great team.

Yeah, we're okay.

[all chuckle]

We gotta go, but we'll be back soon.

Race you to the edge of town?

♪ Hark, hark, the dogs do bark ♪

♪ The sled team's coming to town ♪

-♪ Some go... ♪
-Woof!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Whoo!

-♪ And some go... ♪
-Aww, aww, awoo!

[closing theme music]