02x04 - Princess Portia's Birthday Party

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[singer] ♪ Hey, hey what's the day?♪

♪ Everybody, let's go play ♪

♪ Let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪

♪ So many, so many friends to see
I can't wait 'til you're here with me ♪

♪ Daisy's coming and Cole is too ♪

♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time ♪

♪ Everybody, let's go to Rhyme Time ♪

♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪

-♪ Come on, let's go to Rhyme Time Town ♪
-[giggling]

[Hickory Dickory Dock]
Princess Portia's Birthday Party.

[Daisy giggling]
Hi, Humpty, we're here to play.

Yeah. What should we do first?

What about something
that'll be gi-normous fun?

Like circus clowns.
♪ Ba ba-da ba-ba ♪

[laughing]

No, I know. Let's be robots!

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Whoa-aa!

[Humpty thumps] Oof!

Wha...? Oops!

Humpty, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Oh, popkin, have you had a great fall?

Oh, how did it happen this time?

We were trying to choose
which game to play.

Let's get you put back together again.

Um, no. Maybe this way?

Uh, no.

I need to call in some expert help.

♪ Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ♪

♪ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♪

[all] ♪ All the Queen's horses
And all the King's men ♪

♪ Please come and put me together again ♪

[faint chirping]

[Humpty] Why aren't they here yet?

I don't know, Humpty-pie.

They live at Rhyme Time Town
Castle, right?

Maybe something there's holding them up.

Well, if they can't come to us,
we'll go to them.

Would you like to visit
Rhyme Time Town Castle, sweetie-shell?

Yes, please!

Can Daisy and Cole come, too?

Can we, Mumpty?
We'd love to visit the castle.

Oh, of course, you can. We'll all go.

Jaime can take us there.

[cheering]

Maybe you'll meet
the Queen and King of Hearts.

Oh, maybe.

That would be so exciting.

Rhyme Time Castle, here we come.

-[whistle toots]
-[kids cheer]

♪ The King of Hearts loves making tarts
In his own special way ♪

♪ The Queen and Princess share the tarts
On every special day ♪

[popping]

♪ The King of Hearts loves making tarts
In his own special way ♪

♪ The Queen and Princess share the tarts
On every special day ♪

We're almost there. Look!

-[Jaime] We're here.
-[Cole] This way.

-[Humpty] This is going to be awesome!
-Whoo-hoo!

-[Cole] Thanks, Jaime.
-[Daisy] Thank you, Jaime.

Thanks, Jaime. See you later.

Goodbye.

¡Adios!

Wow! Rhyme Time Town Castle.

[all gasp]

[doors creak]

[all gasp]

Wow! This place is huge!

Look. There's one of the King's men.

Giddy-up, giddy-up!

Oh, we should be
at Humpty Dumpty's house by now.

Oh, me, oh, my, such a busy day!

Hello? It's me. I'm here.

Oh, my!

You do need fixing up,
don't you, young Master Dumpty?

We'll have this fixed in no time.

Welcome to Rhyme Time Town Castle.

Hi. I'm Daisy, and this is Cole.

We're Humpty's friends.

How nice to meet you.

You've come on a very busy day.

Why is it so busy?

Well, I thought everybody knew.

It's Princess Portia's birthday today.

[both] Ooh!

Oh, indeed!

A very special and exciting day
for our beloved princess.

And there's so much to do.

We must get you fixed right away,
young Humpty.

[Daisy] Excuse me.

Can we look around the castle
while you're fixing Humpty's shell?

Of course you can.

Come along, Humpty.

Have a great time, you two.

We'll come and find you
as soon as my sweetie-shell's

all back together again. [chuckles]

♪ The King was in the greenhouse
Where it's bright and sunny ♪

♪ The Queen was in the parlor
Eating bread and honey ♪

♪ I was in the garden hanging up the... ♪

The clothes! [whistling]

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Hi, I'm Cole, and this is Daisy.

Pleased to tweet you. I'm Jenny Wren.

We heard it's Princess Portia's birthday.

That's so exciting.
Is she gonna have a party?

Yes, of course.

Can we help you decorate for the party?

-[Daisy] We could blow up balloons.
-[Cole] Yeah.

What games and songs is the princess
gonna have at her party?

"Games and songs"? That doesn't sound

like the kind of parties
we have here at the palace.

[Portia] You're right, Jenny, it doesn't.

It sounds way more fun.

Hi, I'm Princess Portia.

[both] Happy birthday!

And I'm Mumpty Dumpty
and this is my precious popkin, Humpty,

who's all mended now

and very, very excited
to meet a real princess.

Aren't you, Humpty?

Hello.

Happy birthday!

It's so great to meet you.

There aren't usually any other kids
in the castle.

It's always just me and my mum and dad.

Oh! The Queen and King of Hearts.

Oh, I would love to meet them.

His Majesty will be in the kitchen
right now.

I can take you there, if you like.

[gasps] If I'd like?

You don't mind if I meet the King, do you?

'Course not. See you later, Mumpty.

Thank you, precious popsy-kin.

You kids have fun.

Would you all like to come
to my birthday party?

-[Daisy] Oh, yes!
-[Cole] We'd love to!

Yes, please!

Great. It'll be more fun with you there.

What are your favorite party games?

"Party games"? I don't know any.

We always play a quiet game of cards.

-Is that something you do at a party?
-Not really.

-Don't worry, we'll teach you some games.
-[Portia gasps]

What costume are you gonna wear?

What do you mean?
I always wear my party dress.

At my last birthday party,
I dressed up as an astronaut.

And I dressed up
as a knight in armor at my party.

Well, I'd love to dress up.

Do you think I could be a superhero?
Or a pirate?

You could even be both at the same time!

-I could?
-[chuckles] Sure.

We'll help you make
a superhero-pirate costume.

Let's go to my room and look for things
to make into a costume.

[all laughing]

[chirping]

It's so nice to meet you, Mumpty Dumpty,

and to have you as a guest
in the royal kitchen.

I do all the baking for our parties,
you know.

[chuckles] Oh, yes.

Right.
Now, it's time to frost the birthday cake.

Oh, my!
Very impressive, Your Majesty.

And, um... this is the cake?

Indeed, it is.

Baked with my very own paws.

[sloshing]

[plops]

Now, where did I leave that nozzle?

[King] Ah, perfect!

It's turned out better than I expected.

And now, to make it look even lovelier.

-[squirts]
-Oh-hh!

Oops. Better clean myself up.
[chuckles]

Ooh! Hello.

I'm Mumpty Dumpty.
Nice job with the frosting.

I'm Peter Piper.
Very glad you like the cake.

Not the Peter Piper?

"Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers" Peter Piper?

The very same.
Ooh. Here comes His Majesty.

-[King chortling]
-Shh. Mum's the word.

Oh, well, well, look at that.

It's a work of art,
if I do say so myself. [chuckles]

Now, to bake the most important part
of every party...

the "special tarts."

Now, hmm, let me see...

I'll need some broccoli, mm-hmm, yes.

Tuna fish...

a peck of pickled peppers... [chuckles]

Your Majesty?

I would be happy to take care
of baking the tarts for you

while you... um. uh...
check the party plates?

Oh, good thinking, Peter.

Perhaps we can check them together?
What do you say?

Why, yes, Your Majesty.

-I love getting things ready for parties.
-[both chuckle]

-[knuckles crackle]
-Ah.

-[clattering]
-Ah.

♪ The King of Hearts
Loves making tarts... ♪

[humming, singing]

They're very nice.

A bit gray, maybe?

But I'm sure they'll look lovely
in the birthday ballroom.

I can see it now... balloons,
a rainbow piñata...

Balloons? Piñatas?

Don't think we've ever done that before.

My darling wife, the Queen of Hearts,
makes all the decorations.

[humming]

[kids laughing]

[Portia] I tagged you, Cole.
Now you're it.

Is that Portia?

[laughing]

-[Cole] I'm gonna get you!
-[Daisy] Can't catch me!

There's no one here, Your Majesty.

How peculiar.

Oh, well.

[music playing]

[all] ♪ Lavender's blue, dilly dilly
Lavender's green ♪

♪ When I am king, dilly dilly
You shall be queen ♪

-[music stops]
-[all] Huh...?

[all laughing]

"Musical Thrones" is such a great game.

Let's play again.
I'll definitely get a throne this time.

-[ticks, chiming]
-♪ Bing-bong! ♪

It's party time!

Oh. We better go.
My mum and dad will be expecting me.

Would you like to join us
at the princess' party?

Me? Oh, I'd be thrilled, Your Majesty!

Oh, wonderful! Well...

We're looking forward
to those yummy tarts soon.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Come along, Mumpty Dumpty.

To the Banqueting Hall.

♪ The King of Heart loves making tarts,
But secretly it's me... ♪

-[chuckles]
-[chirping]

[King sighs]

♪ Do-do-do, da da-da da-da... ♪

Ahem.

-[Mumpty] Oh, wait.
-Eh...?

We have to sing
before you blow out the candle.

Sing? Sing what?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Princess Portia ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

That was... uh, charming.

So different.

I don't think we've ever sung
at a royal party before.

Go ahead, Portia. Blow out your candle.

[gasps, puffs]

Um... when does the party start?

Start? What do you mean?

[Queen] It's already started.

Are you enjoying your party, treacle-bear?

Is it not fun?

-Well, um...
-[loud bang]

Your Majesties. Terrible news.

There are no tarts!

-[all gasp]
-No!

But I thought Peter was taking care of it.

-[King moans]
-[stammers] Uh...

[stammering] But... but I don't understand.
What's happened?

Peter, you... you were baking the tarts
when we left.

I... I saw them. [gulps]

Well, then, where have they gone?

I don't know, Your Majesties.

I'm sorry.

[stammers] I... I know I made them.
There... There were definitely tarts,

and then I went into the pantry
to pick another peck of pickled peppers,

and... and when I came out, they'd gone.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
I... I've let everyone down.

It's a disaster! I better go!

[panting] Oof!

[King] Peter, wait!

Maybe I should go after him.

Mumpty, can we have cake now?

Shush!

Please stay.
We'll talk to him after the party.

Though it's not much of a party,
now the tarts are missing.

No, indeed. No.

They're the most important part
of every royal party.

Let's go to the kitchen
and find out what happened.

Great idea.

-[Daisy] Come on.
-We'll all go and look.

Don't worry, sweetie,
I'm sure we'll find the tarts.

Yes. And then we can get the party going.

Oh, absolutely.

[slurping]

Though I'm not sure we know what to do
to make a party fun.

We'll show you. Look at my costume.

Oh! I did wonder about that.

It's a costume.

Ah, lovely.

Are you a pirate, or a superhero?

I'm both. And I'd really love it
if everyone dressed up for my party.

Including us, treacle-bear?

Mm-hmm.

[laughing]

Well, that would be rather fun.

What else should we do for a party?

Well, we really love to sing songs

and play games at our parties.

Really love funny games,

where you do lots of running around.

With balloons and everything.

And would you like to do
those things too, baby bear?

I really would.

Then that's what we'll do.

What else?

Could we invite more kids to my party,

so we can play games all together?

Of course we can! [chuckles]

Oh... we don't know any other kids.

[Daisy] We do!

Yeah! Lots.

Could we ask them
to come and join the party?

[laughs] Why, of course.

Let's invite all your friends, and...

ask them to dress up.

And we'll play all the games
you can think of.

Happy birthday, treacle-bear.

Oh, but we didn't find the tarts.

And the party won't be
a royal birthday party without them.

They're definitely not in here.

I know. We'll look around the castle
for them... like detectives.

Yeah. Maybe someone moved them
by mistake.

Do you want to be a detective, too?

Sure, let's go.

Good luck, detectives.

And I'll bake some extra tarts, too,
just in case.

I'm an excellent baker.

[nervous chuckle]

Um... just a thought.

If I go and write the party invitations,

would Your Majesty maybe like to help
His Majesty bake?

-[chuckles]
-That's a marvelous idea.

-Boo!
-[gasps]

[laughing]

Where's Peter?

Where's Peter?

-[Portia sighs]
-Oh...!

[humming]

[whistling]

We've searched everywhere...

upstairs, downstairs,
in every room and chamber...

but we didn't find a single clue.

-Same here. No clues anywhere.
-[Jenny whistling]

Hi, Jenny.
My birthday tarts have disappeared.

Have you seen them?

Oh, I'm afraid not, Your Highness.

Jenny? Is that the kitchen window ledge?

Uh-huh. That's where the special tarts
are always put to cool down.

Do you think the little birds
might have eaten them?

[Jenny] Maybe. Let's ask them.

[whistles, chirps]

-[whistling]
-[chirping]

-[chirps]
-[whistles]

[Jenny]
Yep. The little birds ate them by mistake.

Poor Peter Piper.

It wasn't his fault at all.

We better tell Mum and Dad. Come on.

[Queen] Um...

sweetie, is there supposed to be
this much smoke?

Dad, Mum, we know
what happened to the tarts.

It was the little birds.

They ate them from that window ledge,
right there.

[chirping]

Oh, my.

And poor Peter Piper's gone away,
feeling like it was all his fault.

Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.

And... [coughs]
I do wish he'd come back.

[coughing] So do I.

My cooking turns out much better
when he's here. [coughing]

We'll never have perfect tarts...

Or a perfect party...

...without Peter Piper.

Why don't we go find him
and ask him to come back?

Yeah. When we tell him
what really happened,

he won't feel bad anymore.

[gasps] That would be wonderful.
Thank you.

♪ The King of Hearts loves making tarts ♪

♪ But secretly it was me ♪

[faint rustling]

[Peter] Your Majesty?

What are you doing here?

We came to ask you
to please come back to the castle.

We figured out what happened to the tarts.

Yeah. The birds ate them by mistake.

Everyone knows
it wasn't your fault, Peter.

-They do?
-Yes. Please, come back.

The King of Hearts really wants you
to help him bake more tarts.

Really? His Majesty?

Really, really.

Well...

okay, then.

Let's go.
There's a whole lot of baking to do.

-Oof!
-[King chuckles]

It's so good to see you again.

Indeed, it is. And, well...

you're a much better baker than I am.

Please, would you teach me
how to bake like you?

That's a great idea.

You can bake more tarts
for the party together.

I'll help too.

We're going to need lots and lots of tarts
when all our extra guests arrive.

-Aren't we?
-Absolutely.

Please, could you deliver
all these invitations

to everyone in Rhyme Time Town?

[chirping]

This is gonna be so much fun!

[Daisy] You get the games ready,
and we'll see you at the party.

[chuckles]

[chirping]

[snoring]

[laughs]

[chirping]

-[laughing]
-Ooh!

[cheering]

[chirping]

[sighs]

Ooh! [giggles]

[fanfare playing]

[Queen, Humpty laughing]

-[grunts]
-[laughs]

Hooray! Oh, yippee!

[laughs]

[grunts]

-Hmm...!
-[laughter]

[laughing]

[grunts] Whoa...!

-[laughs]
-Whew!

[laughing]

Come here. Royal bear hug.

[laughs]

[fanfare playing]

[Peter] The royal birthday tarts!

[Peter] And for you.

[Queen] Oh...!

[Queen chuckles]

Thank you so much, all of you.

Especially you, Peter.

Mmm! So good!

-Mmm!
-Mmm, delicious!

Whoo! [gulps]

I've never had so much fun at a party.

It's perfect, thank you.

[chuckles] You're welcome.

There's just one thing left to do. Right?

[chuckles] Right.

[whispers]

[fanfare plays]

[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Princess Portia ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[theme music playing]