01x01 - Pilot: Andy

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(LOGO WHOOSHING)

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

Pretty people on the move ♪

- Everyone just looks up ♪

- (MEN GRUNTING)

To see the night's full bloom ♪

Lost in space ♪

Looking for a better place ♪

Stuck in this human race ♪

And that's the thing about aliens ♪

Oh beautiful flowers ♪

I was dressed like ♪

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)

(DOOR BANGS)

You're pushing me around again ♪

Leave me on my own ♪

You're pushing me down again ♪

[RUSSIAN HIT-MAN] Duncan sent us.

- Face the wall.

- And I got no control ♪

You're pushing me around ♪

No control, I tell you, no control ♪

You're taking me down again ♪

I've fallen on my ways ♪

You're pushing me around again ♪

I'm tired of this stage ♪

- You're bringing me down ♪

- (g*n CLATTERS)

No control, I tell you ♪

- Drop the g*ns.

- No control ♪

- Drop it or he's dead

- I tell you ♪

You're gonna leave it ♪

You're gonna leave it behind ♪

Duncan wants everybody dead.

- You're gonna throw it away ♪

- You mother

(MEN GRUNTING)

No control, I tell you ♪

No control, I tell you ♪

Around again ♪

And I just found my way ♪

No messing around again ♪

- And I don't wanna play ♪

- (BONE SNAPS)

You're pushing me around ♪

No control, I tell you ♪

No control, I tell you ♪

No control, I tell you ♪

No control, I tell you ♪

[ATTACKER] You little b*tch, ah!

Whoa, whoa.

[ATTACKER] b*tch!

You're gonna leave it behind ♪

You're gonna throw it ♪

[ANDY] My name is Andy.

I sometimes see my

physical appearance, voice,

and thoughts differently,

changing, shifting like a chameleon.

It probably has something to

do with all the brainwashing

the Russian government did to me.

I wanted a normal life.

But Duncan Reinstein took that from me.

- This is my story.

- (DOG BARKING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(TAILGATE BANGS)

Andy, enjoy your bus

ride tomorrow. (LAUGHS)

- Buddy, what's your problem?

- Look at his hands.

[PASSENGER] Are you okay?

[PASSENGER] Yo, driver.

[PASSENGER] Does he need

help? We need some help!

[DRIVER] What did you do back there?

Driver, pull over, let this man off.

(PASSENGERS CLAMORING)

[PASSENGER] Keep your

hands out of your pockets!

Keep your hands out

of your pockets please!

[WOMAN] We have a man that's hurt!

Hello?

- Driver?

- Driver!

[PASSENGER] What's wrong with him?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(SIRENS WAILING)

Excuse me, driver. Can

you open up the back doors?

No.

(PASSENGERS CLAMORING)

Ladies and gentlemen, the

police are on their way.

[WOMAN] This man back

here is covered with blood!

(BUS ENGINE WHIRRING)

Excuse me, driver?

Can you open up the back doors?

- He wants the back door open.

- Get off the bus!

(PASSENGERS SHRIEKING)

We are responding to a

suspicious person report..

[DRIVER] Yes, this is him right here.

You're covered in what

appears to be blood.

Is this a medical emergency?

Come with us. Let's go.

Come on, son, you're not being arrested.

We're just gonna detain

you for questioning.

We might pat you down

for our own safety.

- You understand?

- Yes, sir.

Okay, right now, son,

we're gonna go to the car,

and we're gonna pat

you down. You with me?

- I do.

- Okay, come on this way.

What's your name, son?

Well, you might not believe me,

but when I woke up moments ago,

I don't remember who I am

or why or how I'm covered in blood.

But according to my

license, my name is Andy.

Andy? Okay, Andy, I understand.

Go and step over here.

Put your hands on the hood, son.

We're gonna pat you down.

You're not under arrest.

This is for our own protection

till we're satisfied

on the circumstances.

If you find an ID why

don't you give it to me?

(LIPS SMACKING)

What's in your pockets?

Huh?

He doesn't look too much like a threat.

What do you think?

He's got nothing on him.

Put him in the back here.

There you go.

Go ahead, take it.

Okay this way

[ANDY] I had a wife.

I had a family and a name.

Everything has changed.

I was a failed experiment

by the Russian government.

Sometimes it's hard to

distinguish dreams from reality.

This all started after

I placed employment

with an IT company adjacent

from Red Star Telecommunications.

I worked as a technical support agent

for an insurance company in

Hartford, Hartford, Connecticut.

Some will call us computer

nerds or computer geeks.

It was my passion, and

I loved helping people.

My best friend Jackary Austin

worked with me at the call center.

Hey, like the ponytail.

- Nice look.

- Thank you, Veronica, you know,

I just wanted to change my look.

So Andy, what's going on this weekend?

Um, I'm having a Super Bowl

party. You guys should come.

[VERONICA] Who's coming?

I'm gonna have Dawn and you guys,

maybe some of Nora's friends

and the neighbors come over.

I haven't officially

announced anything yet.

Where's Dawn?

[ANDY] Uh, she called out again.

What? Just last week,

she called out twice,

and was left early, I think, one day.

She won't tell me what's wrong.

Andy can get it out of her,

since he got the hots for

Dawn, and we all can see that.

- Come on, stop.

- (VERONICA CHUCKLES)

You know I'm married.

[VERONICA] When's the party, Andy?

Uh, it's gonna be Sunday,

four o'clock at my house.

[JACKARY] Should I bring anything?

Yeah, lots of beer.

Okay, I'll bring water,

just the way you like your beer.

(CHUCKLES) Tasteless and watered down.

(VERONICA CHUCKLES)

Yeah, just like my taste in friends.

Oh, what I think Andy really means

is that everyone else

should come except Jackary.

(ANDY LAUGHS)

Really, Veronica?

(CHUCKLES) You know?

[ANDY] All right, I'm gonna get

going. I'm gonna do a house call.

Um, Jackary, can you lock up for me?

On conditions.

Oh, what now?

You're drinking real beer

and not that water crap.

(ANDY LAUGHS) Okay, okay,

I see where this is going.

You just want me to get buzzed,

so I can flirt with Dawn, right?

[JACKARY] So you mean it?

- (VERONICA CHUCKLES)

- You got the hots for Dawn.

[ANDY] Stop.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Levingston.

My name is Vladimir.

I am one of the co-founders

of Red Star Telecommunications.

- [HERMAN] Well.

- [VLADIMIR] Nice to meet you, sir.

Nice to meet you, too.

Thank you for coming by.

Follow me to my office.

I received your phone call

about meeting you in person.

Now, I typically don't

meet with businesses,

but Mr. Reinstein has donated

to my clinic in the past.

That given, what can I do

for you or Mr. Reinstein?

Well, I would like to offer

your clinic a sizable donation,

because we believe you

do very important work.

[HERMAN] Oh, oh, this,

this is way too much money.

Uh, I can't accept this.

[VLADIMIR] What do you mean?

You do notice the check

is made out to your name,

and not your clinic name, right?

Oh, that's right.

Uh, why is that?

I need you to do something for me.

It's a personal favor.

You see the person in this picture?

His name is Andy.

He is a patient of yours.

Do you recognize him?

Yes, yes, (STAMMERING)

I I this is Andy, yes.

I need you to tell him he

has cancer on his next visit.

I don't care what kind

of doctor jargon you use.

You must deliver him to this address.

This address.

I've enclosed the details.

You'll do this for me, yes?

You understand I could lose

my entire practice over this?

What if I say no?

This is not a negotiation!

You will do this for

me, 'cause if you don't,

I'll be at your son Billy's

next soccer practice.

Let's just say people will

adore him in a foreign country.

Is that what you want?

I'm not going to repeat myself!

Am I clear?

(HERMAN GASPING)

Yes.

Good, very good.

After you deliver the fake news,

you will report back here

immediately to discuss.

Then, I will hand you this check.

Agreed?

(STAMMERS) Agreed.

All right, you notice those x-rays?

Take a look at those.

You notice that the dark-

and light-shaded areas

on the brain pictures?

Well, there's no getting around it.

You have a level IV

glioblastoma brain cancer.

Do you hear what I said?

Do you need some time?

[ANDY] No, no, doc, I

heard you the first time.

What, what does stage IV mean?

And how much time do I have?

All right, let me explain, Andy.

A glioblastoma is a very

aggressive brain tumor.

It's also known as a

glioblastoma multiform.

Now it's one of a group of

tumors known as astrocytomas.

- (ANDY WHIMPERING)

- Now these tumors start out as astrocytes,

which are star-shaped

cells that help nourish

and support nerve cells,

or neurons, in your brain.

They're graded on a scale of I to IV,

depending on how they look,

how they differ from other brain cells.

The grade or level

also indicates how fast

these tumors are likely

to grow and spread.

A level IV tumor is the fastest

and most aggressive type.

(HERMAN SIGHS)

The median survival rate, Andy,

for the patients with these tumors

is normally about 15 or 16 months,

depending on how you

respond from surgery,

radiotherapy, or chemotherapy.

The median, meaning

about half, of patients

for this type of tumor will

survive for this length of time.

(HERMAN SIGHS) Look, there

may however possibly be a means

by which this tumor can be cured

and that your health can

be restored permanently.

[ANDY] Doc, that's, that's great news.

Tell me what it is.

Well, it's an experimental lab

that's been treating patients

for this type of tumor.

Unfortunately, there is

a potential issue here,

in that, because it's experimental,

it's not covered by

private health insurance.

And the starting fee for getting

treatment here is $15,000.

Now, there is a small

waiting list, unfortunately,

and you don't have much

time to make up your mind.

I wish I had better news

for you, Andy, I really do.

I'm so sorry.

Look, if there's anything

that I can do for you,

or anything that my

office can do for you,

please don't hesitate to call me

anytime in the day or night.

[ANDY] Doc, what is the address?

Oh, well, sure, I can

give it to you right away.

Is Rebecca here today?

This package keeps ringing.

(PHONE RINGING)

No, she's out. Let me find out.

- Hello?

- Is Rebecca in today?

No, sorry, Rebecca's out today.

[WOMAN ON PHONE] Are you

familiar with Duncan Reinstein?

Yes, I'm familiar with him.

[WOMAN ON PHONE]

Is anybody else available

- to review these contents today?

- There's Veronica here.

She's been working on the

case with Rebecca Haines.

Give Veronica the contents,

and she'll know what to do with them.

And make sure Rebecca

is involved. That's it.

- (HAND KNOCKING)

- Come in.

- Hi, Dr. Blazer, how are you?

- Hi, Natasha, how are you?

I just had a few questions

about Project Chameleon.

What side effects

should we be expecting?

Well, with the usual patients

who are receiving chemotherapy,

we expect nausea,

vomiting, risk of infection.

However, with Project Chameleon,

the side effects are a little different.

What we need to expect

are seizures, nosebleeds,

bleeding through the eyes,

ears, and especially big bruises.

So make sure you tell the

patient to expect these things.

Okay. Thank you.

You're welcome. Anything

else I can do for you?

That'll be all.

Great, if you need any help,

just you're always welcome.

- Perfect, thank you, Doctor.

- Hey, Barry, before I play the DVD,

I just want to get your

opinion on something.

Have you ever had a real Cuban cigar?

Once in 1982 when I visited

Cuba. Why do you ask?

- Oh, I have one in my office.

- For me?

[VERONICA] Yeah, I can go get it now.

- That'd be great.

- [VERONICA] Great.

(DOOR CLICKING)

Are you sucking up to me, Veronica?

I know we've had our

differences in the past,

and I know how important

this story is to you, as well.

Yes, I'll take the cigar.

But I will say this.

I will only judge your case

by the facts. (BARRY SNIFFS)

And let it be known that this

will not outweigh my decision.

Are we clear?

[VERONICA] Yes, thank you.

Let me present my facts,

and I think this case

is gonna blow our

ratings through the roof.

I'll admit I'm interested. Do tell.

[VERONICA] Okay, so do you remember

the name Duncan Reinstein?

He evaded the FBI back in 1992,

and then again law enforcement in 2002.

Well, guess what? I think he's back.

And I think he's up to no good.

You're a tenacious reporter,

but as you know, we need

to have a good foundation,

and what you're telling

me is assumptions.

And I'm assuming you have more to show.

- Let's watch the DVD.

- Welcome to Red Star Telecommunications.

My name is Tatiana. How may I help you?

[PATIENT] Yes, my doctor

referred me to you.

I don't really have the cash needed,

but I was wondering if you

guys have a payment plan.

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

So that's Vladimir

Look into my eyes. Do

you like what you see?

[PATIENT] I'll follow the red sheep.

Okay, have a seat and fill this out.

Fill out this form.

It is to consent us

doing treatment on you.

And you'll be staying here

for about three months.

(DVD PLAYER CLATTERING)

[DUNCAN] Vladimir, do you

think Andy was convinced?

[VLADIMIR] Of course

Andy believed the doctor.

He was very convincing delivering

the fake news of brain cancer.

Brain cancer.

Vladimir.

Hey, I got a new recruit.

He's seeing red.

Let me introduce you to

Vladimir, keeper of the sheep.

Hmm.

Hi, my name is Vladimir.

You're in good hands.

- Are you all set?

- Yeah.

Good.

We are going downstairs

to room number six.

Follow me, please.

You know what this means, Barry.

So I can see why you

think there's a connection

between the telecommunications

company and the doctor,

but what do they discuss?

Well, the doctor must've been paid off

to deliver fake news to Andy.

And Andy must be important

to Red Star Communications.

But why?

- Who's your source?

- The informant.

Really? That's their name?

Who's their source?

Have you ever met them before?

Read this.

Go to Elm Park tomorrow,

December 15th at 12 pm.

Sit on the park bench

facing the northwest side

facing the flowers.

You'll know it's me, as

I'll say, "It's so cold.

It feels like snow is coming."

You should reply, "Yeah,

I think I saw a snowflake."

Come alone.

The informant.

Welcome to Red Star Telecommunications.

My name is Tatiana. How may I help you?

Hi, I was referred by

Dr. Herman Levingston

for a treatment at the facility.

Look into my eyes. Do

you like what you see?

Wow, they're so green

and really beautiful,

but they're might be something wrong.

There's a little bit of red there.

Thanks, yeah, I have some sort of

medical condition that causes this,

for my eyes to change

colors from time to time.

Is there anything I can do for you?

Ah, yes, I'm interested in treatment.

Um, would you be able

to come back tomorrow?

And that way, you can talk

to Vladimir personally.

Okay, definitely.

- [TATIANA] Awesome, thanks.

- Thank you.

Hmm.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

[TATIANA] It didn't work.

Your eyes didn't hypnotize

him like the other clients?

[TATIANA] No, he's different.

Of course he is different.

Why do you think Duncan

Reinstein wants him so bad?

[TATIANA] So who is Andy?

Before your time, the shapeshifter met

with Anton Tvardovsky

a long, long time ago.

Have you ever heard of Anton?

[TATIANA] No, who is Anton?

And why is Andy so important to Duncan?

[VLADIMIR] We offered to pay

Anton huge amounts of money.

He was different, and we all knew that.

He started to talk with the

government and had a son.

We decided to make his

death look like an accident.

Andy is now our new main focal point.

I didn't realize we had another

hypnosis experiment on our side.

I was told I was the first.

Anyways, what happened to Anna?

(VLADIMIR SIGHS)

We consider you the first,

because she betrayed us.

She was feeding information to the CIA,

a story for another day.

Lets just say, she swam with

the fishes and yet to be found.

Serves her right.

But really, you played

the NSA card on Anton?

You're the shadiest

looking person I know.

And you have a Russian accent.

An eight-year-old wouldn't even believe

you're with the government.

It doesn't matter!

We have a new purpose now.

Andy will be ours.

The good doctor convinced

him he has cancer.

We will begin to give him

treatments, or so he will think.

I will earn his trust by

telling him the fake story

of the son I never had.

(CHUCKLES) Everyone falls

for that bullshit story

of spending time with someone.

Okay, enough talking.

We have work to do.

(UFO WHIRRING)

(WATER SPLASHES)

(INSECTS CHIRRING)

Look at the stupid Americans.

(VLADIMIR LAUGHS)

Take a look for yourself.

Like old times.

Yes.

(SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE)

(g*nsh*t POPS)

(WOMAN GROANING)

What the hell?

What the hell is going on here?

Where did that come from

(LEAVES RUSTLING)

There, there.

(VLADIMIR GRUNTING)

Good.

Another alien species

for our experiments.

Duncan will be very, very proud.

(SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE)

Okay.

How are you, dear?

Well, I'm able to move things

with my mind. That's what.

Let me guess. You're going

to rip out my intestines

and eat them in front of me?

No, that'll be too simple.

Guess you have to wait and see.

I've never hated you.

You must understand

what we are doing here

is for a greater purpose.

After we have mastered

the perfect DNA splicing,

we are going to make an

unstoppable army of special forces

for the Russian Federation Army.

And most importantly,

we're going to do right here

in the U.S. with your tax dollars.

Don't you want to be a God?

(SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE) f*ck you!

We are going to return

within 30 minutes,

and you can practice

again on the lights.

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

[CANDY] Hey, Ricky.

I know you have the hots for me.

I see how you look when

you are cleaning my room.

Candy, is that you, my love?

Are you in my head?

(SIGHS) Oh my

[CANDY] Yes, that's me.

I'm in the lab.

Come and f*ck me.

I haven't been f*cked for two years

since these lab rats kept me

prisoner for the past two years.

I'm coming, my sweet pretty.

(FOOTSTEPS TAPPING)

Are you okay? Look at me.

Come drop your pants

and unstrap my legs.

You don't have to ask me twice.

(MAN BREATHING)

I've wanted this so long.

Oh my God, your legs and body.

I've wanted this for so long. Oh my God.

My God, oh.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

I wanted this my, so long.

I want every part of you.

- I've waited.

- Till now ♪

Oh my God, I just want, I just want it.

Or is this paradise ♪

I just every part of this.

It's just so, oh my God.

I just want this so, so freaking much.

Oh my God.

Feel like our love's still alive ♪

Your body, your lips,

and everything. Oh my God.

And I hope you now why ♪

Oh, that's it, oh my God.

Oh my God, this feels so good.

- I wanna take in all the way.

- Every night feels like ♪

(BREATHING) Oh my God, just in

It's our very last time ♪

(RESTRAINTS CLINKING)

Need myself a pair of eyes ♪

So I can see if this

is hell or paradise ♪

Need myself a pair of eyes ♪

So I can see if this

is hell or paradise ♪

Why the f*ck did you

do this in my building..

You know, I am not happy.

You are supposed to be experiment.

Look what you did to my janitor.

I am not happy.

You've been naughty.

(g*nsh*t)

You've been exterminated.

Duncan, the president

from South Africa is here.

- Ah.

- [VLADIMIR] Welcome, sir.

Cecil, it is good to see you again.

Have a seat.

It's been a long time, huh?

It's been, what? Four years?

Yes.

And I've forgiven what you did.

I come in peace to come to terms.

(DUNCAN LAUGHS)

You still hold me responsible

for your daughter's r*pe, huh?

Listen, just because

a deal wasn't reached,

I'm not one of these

guys to send a message.

If I wanted to send a message,

you'd be dead. Believe me.

(DUNCAN CHUCKLES)

You never change.

You think that because

I rule South Africa,

I am ignorant, corrupt, and dishonest.

Look into my eyes.

I am here today to make a deal.

It is not negotiable.

It is my best deal.

Don't think twice about saying no.

Cecil, Cecil, there are many things

that you should not do,

especially when you're in my house.

You never threaten

me, because if you do,

you better be prepared to k*ll me.

Otherwise, your whole

family will suffer.

I don't want that.

(SCOFFS) I've seen you brought

your poor excuse of a bodyguard.

I've b*tch-slapped bigger

guys than him. (CHUCKLES)

If you disrespect the president again,

- or myself

- Hey, hey. Hey, back off.

I'll have your f*cking head

- cut on the table.

- Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Many have lost their head.

Now that we've gotten

to know each other,

let's get to business, shall we?

[DUNCAN] I'm listening.

I understand you want to buy

a facility in South Africa.

You want proper paperwork

and government backing

for your lab and fake company, yes?

Yes, cash deal right now.

In this envelope, that

is the amount it will take

for us to be successful in South Africa.

For building, for protection,

for five years.

(DUNCAN CHUCKLING)

Cecil

Lets see.

90 million African,

that's roughly, what?

6.3 million U.S. dollars.

My offer is $5 million.

And you better agree. Otherwise,

this is not gonna end nice.

f*ck you.

(CECIL GRUMBLES)

[DUNCAN] What the f*ck?

[DIMITRI] You raise that blade again.

- (MAN YELLS)

- (MAN GROANS)

- Ha, I told you, stupid.

- Get him.

You piece of sh*t.

Now you die, m*therf*cker.

(MAN GRUNTS)

Come on!

(BLOWS THUDDING)

f*ck you!

(CECIL SCREAMING)

[VLADIMIR] You will

never pull this again.

(MAN SCREAMS)

(CECIL YELLING)

b*tch!

[VLADIMIR] I hope you

learned your lesson.

I told you not to f*ck

with me in my house.

Look, I'm not a bad guy.

In fact, I'm not gonna

let you bleed to death.

Vladimir, get me the blowtorch.

Yes.

I'm gonna cauterize your wound.

[CECIL] No, no, no, please.

And well, let's make, let's let this be

in remembrance of our discussion, huh?

[CECIL] No, no, please.

You are gonna take

the rest of the money,

and we are gonna do

business in South Africa.

Is that crystal f*cking clear?

(WHIMPERING) Yes, sir.

I look forward to our partnership.

I will be in touch, two weeks.

Please, please

[DUNCAN] You better.

Otherwise, that r*pe of your daughter,

that'll be the least of your worries.

When I have her brought back here again,

I am gonna have such

a good time with her.

And I'm gonna video tape it too.

And I'm gonna cut one of her fingers

each and every single day,

and I'll mail it to you.

Hey, when she runs out of

fingers, we'll work on her toes.

Please, please.

[DUNCAN] Don't you even think

about screwing over us with this.

I won't, I won't, I won't do that.

- Hold him down.

- No, please, no, no!

- No, no, please, no!

- Hold him steady.

No, no!

- (CECIL SCREAMING)

- (DUNCAN LAUGHING)

[DUNCAN] Now get the f*ck out of here.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[DUNCAN] We'll clean up your bodyguard

and his g*dd*mn mess.

[DIMITRI] f*cking dog.

(CECIL WHIMPERING)

Yeah, I need you here in 20 minutes.

One dead body, and my

office is covered in blood.

Done.

(DUNCAN SIGHS)

I've heard Andy is a special specimen.

So I've compounded a new injection.

What's different this time?

The intent.

By blending and splicing

chameleon DNA and alien DNA,

we can make Andy blend

like a real chameleon.

I'm calling this Project Chameleon.

Outstanding.

But the other project, it

take four to eight weeks

in order for him to have a change.

Will it take the same time?

No.

Well, what sort of side effects?

We will see these between

one to three weeks.

Side effects may include

nosebleeds, blurred vision,

paranoia, hallucinations, hostility,

depression, premonitions,

and mood disturbances.

If this is successful,

the Russian Federation Army

will plan on doing two

to three soldier trials.

Imagine having soldiers

who cannot be seen.

This will be huge advantage.

Vladimir will be bringing

Andy down later today.

We all must see that

the irregular experiments

are out of the laboratory and silent.

Gayle, make sure we

use general anesthesia,

and tape their mouths

shut as a precaution.

Also, use the shackles.

I'll get the security

team to take care of it

and any necessary arrangements.

As of today, Andy is the most

important thing in this lab.

And he's gonna be having

a lot of questions.

And we can't have

another messy situation

where Vladimir is just

cleaning up bodies.

Experiment mind was a fluke.

She became aggressive.

Therefore, we must use junkies,

people off the street

that no one will miss.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I got my friends from the

New York mob working on that.

But back to Andy, I want a

daily update on his progress,

plus whatever questions he may have.

Is that understood?

- Yes.

- Yes, sir.

(PHONE CHIRPS)

Hello?

Duncan, we have a problem.

A problem that you can't handle?

Well, this should be good.

It's Dr. Vadim.

He's been drinking on the job again

and is passed out downstairs again.

The problem is Andy will be

showing up sometime today.

And Dr. Vadim is primary

scientist assigned to Andy.

Remember?

That m*therf*cker.

It's only two o'clock in the afternoon.

sh*t, you know, never

trust a doctor who spends

more time on his back than his patients.

(VLADIMIR CHUCKLES)

Yes, yes.

But real American doctors

are stuck-up pricks

and are not loyal to Russia.

Ain't that the truth?

Listen, inform Dr. Natasha

about the situation.

And, um, you know, update her

on the Andy situation as well.

Also, have her bring an assistant

with her when she comes in.

Okay, that's all, Vladimir.

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

[ANDY] Hi again. I'm

here to see Vladimir.

Hey, welcome back, Andy.

Let me give him a call.

He's been waiting for you.

[ANDY] Okay.

Vladimir? Andy's here.

Okay. You can have a seat.

- Thank you.

- He'll be right out.

(CLOCK TICKING)

Andy, so nice to meet you.

Hello, nice to meet you too.

Yes.

My name is Vladimir.

I am the founder of this lab.

We operate directly below

Red Star Telecommunications.

Follow me please.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Well, please, have a seat.

Make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

I have some bad news for you though.

I didn't wanna call and tell

you over the phone of it.

I'm listening.

It's insurance, they're

not gonna cover it.

And I was able to save

up some of the money.

I have brought 2,500.

And I'm hopeful that maybe we can come

to some type of agreement for the rest.

Yes, of course.

We will be signing a few

consent forms shortly, and

Please, read them over.

And I will return shortly

after you sign them

with the good doctors.

- Okay.

- Okay?

Can I get you something to drink?

[ANDY] Um, no thank you.

[VLADIMIR] Andy, what's wrong?

[ANDY] I'm just a little bit nervous.

Andy, don't be.

You are in good hands.

Thank you, but I'll pass.

[VLADIMIR] Okay.

- Andy, are you all set?

- Yes, I am.

Great, thank you.

Have a seat. Relax.

Andy, I'd like to introduce

our team of experts.

On my left is Gayle.

Her specialty is cell biologist.

On my right is Dr. Natasha.

And specialty is oncologist

doctor, study of cancer,

as well as research scientist.

I'll be right back, Andy.

Andy, we help patients

like you every day.

We're happy to assist you.

[ANDY] Thank you, I'm

ready to get better.

Andy, it is an honor to

have you in our facility.

Our number one priority is safety.

So let's go over some ground rules,

so we have an understanding.

- Sound okay?

- Okay.

Okay? Okay.

So, uh, you will be

going through treatments

for the first two to three weeks.

During this time, you will

receive an injection once a day.

You will also experiencing

some side effects, I'm afraid.

Side effects? Um, what

kind of side effects?

You will encounter nosebleeds,

blurred vision, paranoia, hostility,

mood swings, and the

bruises will be severe.

[ANDY] Um, I haven't told my wife

and family about this yet.

I suggest you tell your

wife about the cancer,

the treatments, and

the side effects soon.

[ANDY] Okay, I will.

Okay.

Andy, the initial

injection will be painful.

So we are encouraged to

put you out. Is that okay?

Um, I don't know. I'd rather not.

I'd prefer to know what's

going on with my body.

[NATASHA] I'm afraid you have no choice.

Gayle?

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(ANDY GROANING)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

[CAMERAMAN] We're

behind the scenes again.

We have Fred George coming in

here. We have bloody briefcase.

George, say hello, what

do you think about today

- with your bloody hand here?

- Hey, George.

[CAMERAMAN] What do you

think? You look so happy.

He looks so happy.

- Hey, you look like a cherry.

This hurts like hell.

Does anybody have a Band-Aid?

- [CAMERAMAN] Well, Liberty's the one responsible.

- Hey!

[CAMERAMAN] So she's the

one that did this Band-Aid

- of a job here, like this

- Oh boy.

- My hand's falling off.

- Yeah, see?

Move it around like that.

- All around the sides.

- Okay, so this knife

- [CAMERAMAN] Yes.

- [TOMMY] This cut his hand?

- Yes, it did.

- And it hurts.

- Are you in pain?

- No.

(ALL LAUGH)

- I mean, yes, yes.

- Honestly, I think he's

in a little more pain

than Roman here, obviously.

I mean, Roman only got me

with a couple baseball bats.

Oh yeah, Roman got me hardcore.

Took half his arm off.

- Oh yeah, definitely.

- Go like that.

- Yeah.

- Just hold it to the side.

- But I'll have to say.

- Broken on that side.

- Oh, okay.

- I really enjoyed it though,

- cutting his hand.

- You do this or you do that.

- [NICKY] I enjoyed helping you.

- This is so real.

[NICKY] I really enjoyed

[TOMMY] That's a good soldering test.

Putting a knife through

that f*cking bodyguard.

- Soldering.

- That felt really good.

- He's a real piece of sh*t.

- Oh yeah.

[CAMERAMAN] Hey bodyguard, what

do you have to say about that?

- [BODYGUARD] It was good. It was good, it was good.

- (ALL LAUGHING)

He's hiding behind Fred this time.

There he is.

I'll punch him in the face.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(FILM REEL CLICKING)