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01x02 - Race Rescue/Secret Inspection Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Tree City". Aired: August 1, 2022.*
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Follows Major Prickles and his overzealous team, as they try to save the citizens of Big Tree City.

01x02 - Race Rescue/Secret Inspection Day

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Big Tree City Rescue, let's go!

Big Tree City Rescue, let's go!

Big Tree City, Big Tree

City Rescue, let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Rep your engines, and

buckle your seat belts!

It's the Big Tree City Race!

This year's competitors

will be all against Kent,

who has won every single

Big Tree City race ever!

However, a mysterious new opponent

threatens to break its winning streak.

Who will win?

When. Tune in later to find out.

Oh, a new opponent. Are you worried, Kit?

No.

We should still go out and practice

smashing into cars, though.

I don't win by smashing things, Pecky.

I win by following the rules, careful

consideration, and being

really good at driving.

Anyway, I get all the practice

I need from going on rescues.

Team to the briefing room!

Listen up! There's been an

accident in the centre of town.

Some hooligan has spun out of

control and crashed by the scene.

Sounds like they could learn

a thing or two from you, Kit.

Yes, Major.

You need to get down there

and see if they're okay.

Shouldn't be a problem, Major.

Hey, me, me, me. I want to go too!

Fine, you can go along too, Pecky.

Move out!

Come on, Kit, can't this

thing go any faster.

Come on, faster!

Come on, faster!

Pecky.

Pecky!

We're here.

Oh.

Hello?

Is anybody there?

I'm over here.

I know that voice.

It's

Mayor, Time Stamp!

What happened, Mayor? Are you okay?

Yes, here's nothing to worry about.

I just said a little too much

fun around that last corner.

Driving isn't all about fun, Mayor.

You have to be careful.

Oh, I know, dear.

I've been driving

carefully all over town.

I can see that.

Anyway, thanks again.

Tuttles!

Oh!

Chow!

This is a finely-tune-choo!

machine.

Hmm, could be a little more finely tuned.

Hey?

Isn't it about time we gave

the old thing a few upgrades?

What you mean?

You know, some turbo

boosters, a grappling hook?

Picky, don't be ridiculous.

I don't need upgrades.

I will win that race fair and square!

You've joined us at the start of the

Big Tree City Race qualifying lap.

This one-lap race will decide the starting

positions for tomorrow's main event.

Today's competitors are Ralph, Snappy!

Mr. Peg, reigning champion kit,

and our mysterious new

driver, Mayor Time Stamp.

You're the mysterious new driver?

Guilty as charged.

See you with the finish line.

Not if I see you first?

Oh, I'll definitely be first, dear.

We're under started orders and

Go, go, go!

Whoa!

Easy now!

In a surprising turn of the first.

of events.

Three favorite kit has

fallen back to last place.

Looks like she's finally got

a challenge on her hands.

Good thing I like a challenge.

Oh, good thing I like a challenge.

Oh, jolly good fun this all is!

Oh, fair! You need to

take this more seriously!

Oh, it's just a bit of fun!

Look!

Kitt's been bucked at the

last place, which means she'll

be at the back of the grid

for the big race tomorrow!

Ouch!

Goodness, Kit! That was so exciting!

And can you believe I won?

After pushing me off

the track? Yes, I can.

Oh, I'm forgetting my

manners. Where did you finish?

Last place.

Wonderful. Hopefully we'll bump

into each other again soon.

So, how about those vehicle

upgrades I mentioned earlier?

I guess a few little upgrades wouldn't

hurt, just to get me back in the race.

Say no more.

It's time for the Big Tree City Race!

Things are wrapping

up, as the drivers will

have to tackle the shocking chican chican

and the death-difying leap of madness!

Okay, Kit, you're all set.

There's a new, special

button on the dash,

which will give you

access to a few upgrades.

Nothing against the rules, I hope, Pecky.

I went through the whole rulebook.

It doesn't say you can't have a cable

rocket turbo boosters or glue missiles.

Pecky, I thought you made,

I don't know, new tires.

How's that going to stop the mayor

ramming you off the road again?

What you need is this!

Oh!

Kit!

Yes, Major!

I just wanted to say good luck.

You may be starting at the back

this time, but I know there.

that sticking to the rules,

racing fair and square,

you'll triumph in the end.

Thanks, Major!

The race is about to begin!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Go win that race!

Quick picky! Put my

vehicle back to normal!

I'll win it my way, fair and square.

Be excited! Be very

excited! It's the final!

This race will decide the winner,

and the racers are ready to go!

Ah!

Go!

Go!

Unbelievable.

Yeah!

Woohoo!

race to go. She's up to second place

and gaining on Mayor Time Stamp.

Oh!

Get a Mayor Time Stamp our neck-a-neck!

Oh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Oops!

Mayer Time Stamp has not

get out of the race

again.

Surely it's all over for her now.

Okay, come on, you're going to lose!

Use the upgrade!

Press the green button!

And dramatic events at

the back of the race!

That's it, Kit! Blast

them out of the way!

There's no rule against it.

Kit, this isn't like you. What

happened to Fair and Square?

Fair and Square got me nowhere.

And Kit's back at the race!

But surely should have never.

enough speed to make it

over the leap of madness!

Pappy, I need a speed boost!

The Red Butter!

She made a speed boost! The Red Butter!

Yeah! Go get!

She made it! But now she's going too

fast to take the shocking chicane!

Let's see what this button does.

Oh, hello, Kit.

I haven't seen you in a while.

Oh, you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

Oh, you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

like it. All other competitors

are out of the race.

It looks like the victory belongs to Kit.

Drama off the track, as we discover

Mayor Time Stamp is in terrible danger.

Come on, Kit! What are

you waiting for? All you

have to do is cross the

finish line and you've won!

Hmm.

You join me,

Trackside, just as

winner, is about to win,

is about to cross the

finish line to victory!

How does it feel to be the only

competitor to finish this year's race?

Great, I usually come last.

Well, technically, you

came first and last.

Oh.

Can't believe you lost.

I didn't deserve to win, Pecky.

He did. He won fair and square.

And that's what counts.

Sorry, Mayor. I shouldn't have

cheated with fancy upgrades.

Actually, Kit, you've inspired

me to get a few upgrades myself.

Oh!

I see everything going

ahead is planned, I hope.

I'm in position, Major.

Ready to commence operations.

Morning, Major!

Fancy a few rounds of ping-pong?

Or are you busy?

Busy? No, not busy.

So who was on the phone?

Phone?

You threw it out the window.

Oh, that phone!

My mum!

I see.

Well, I'll be getting along.

Oh, it's happening!

It's happening!

What is?

I can't be totally sure,

but I think it's

Secret Test Day!

What's secret test day?

What's secret test day?

Once a year, major,

tests us with a fake rescue.

What kind of fake rescue?

The kind of rescues that

are always impossible.

Everyone remembers the time

that iceberg caught fire,

the hunt for the bouncing diamond,

and then there was the

inflatable air show disaster.

Oh, don't remind me.

I'll save you, Major!

Huh?

It was an inflatable pineapple.

Flame didn't even have a parachute.

I still can't eat tropical fruit.

And at the end of the test, he

announced his air we've done.

And we've all

He always lost, and he always chortles!

As if the whole thing is a big joke.

Well, I'm sick of his

trickery and shenanigans.

If it really is, Secret

Test Day, I'll go on strike.

Yeah, that'll show him.

Team, there's an emergency.

To the briefing room.

Yes, it's terrible. Terrible.

Terrible. We'll be

there as soon as we can.

A squirrel called Leila

is trapped in her car

on the top floor of the

multi-story car park,

hanging perilously over the edge.

We need to rescue her ASAP.

Perhaps it's best if we all go.

There could be unforeseen complications.

Like what?

I don't know. They're unforeseen.

We all know what's going on, Major.

It's secret test day.

No, it isn't.

Ah! You have to say that because

it's supposed to be secret.

Yes, but I'd also have to say

if it wasn't Secret Test Day

because it wouldn't be Secret

Test Day, and it isn't.

After all, if it was Secret Test Day,

you'd want to pass, wouldn't you?

For the first

time.

Move out!

Uh-hoo!

Ooh!

We'll take the bike!

We'll take the bike!

the bike to save

the bike to save time.

Let's go.

Oh, my, wherever did they come from.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

That was close.

Oh!

Bananas!

It's slippery.

It's slippery.

Mike!

Oh!

Banana's all over the ramp!

I spell shenan against Major!

Yes, well bananas can

happen. Stay focused.

I can make it up there. Flame! Throw me!

Oh!

Yes!

Just one more level to go.

Booby traps!

What kind of a car park is this?

Who can say?

I'm sticking, Peggy!

Uh!

Yeah!

We made it!

Now we just need to rescue the

Dummy?

I knew this wasn't a real rescue!

This year, we win secret test day.

Ah!

Boutty ba*ls, bananas, bird

- sized orbital launch pads,

a giant hammer!

I call shenanigans!

shenanigans or not.

That was a disaster. I'm afraid to

say that if it was Secret Test Day.

Which it is. Right? Right?

You'd be failing miserably.

That's it!

You always win Secret Test

Day! And we're sick of it!

No more rescues until you

come clean. We're on strike!

No, no, wait. It's not

Secret Test Day. It was

all just a series of

unfortunate coincidences.

That's what you said about the

inflatable pineapple. Remember?

Team! I demand you return

to duty this incident.

What if the emergency telephone rings?

Oh, the emergency telephone's ringing.

Oh, Big Tree City Rescue,

ready to rescue you.

Okay, yes, we're on our way.

Team, listen to me. You'll have to put

your ludicrous suspicions to one side

and remember your duty.

There's an emergency.

Yeah, sure.

There is!

Okay, okay. It is secret

test day, I admit it.

I set the whole car park

thing up as part of the test.

I'm sorry. Open the door!

So you finally come clean.

Yes, I'm sorry, but I need you

for this rescue. It's serious.

Deadly serious.

What's the emergency?

A child's fancy dress birthday party

in the park has gone badly wrong.

A clown has overinflated a huge

balloon in the shape of my face.

He's trapped inside

and has floated so high

no one can hear him honk.

The birthday girl's going to cry herself

to sleep tonight if we don't stop this.

Floating bouncy bonkers balloon debacle!

No!

No!

I can't believe they're

still making those things.

Ah, help me!

Okay, don't panic. Big

Tree City Rescue are here.

Hooray!

But where are the others?

Just me today, kids.

Now let's get that balloon back.

Everybody stand clear!

Stay calm! I'm on my way!

Oh!

And

And IJEC!

Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

Don't panic! The winch will

reel us down in a jiffy.

All I need to do is pull

that lever down there.

Normally the team would be helping.

Uh-huh.

Big Tree City Rescue!

Big Tree City Rescue!

I seriously need your help!

Wait! He didn't chur-all!

I think we should go.

If this looks in any way

like another fake rescue,

I'm marching straight back to H-Q.

New it.

Wait! Don't leave!

Myself and

What's your name?

Bubbly, bubble, bouts, bob-bub.

My son.

and this clown are trapped.

We need rescuing.

I don't believe it.

You think we're going to fall for this?

Come on, guys. Let's go.

My birthday is ruined.

Hold up. This is serious.

What? Major Prickles would

never deliberately ruin

a child's birthday party,

even for secret test day.

Oh!

Kitt's right!

After that thing!

Hmm!

Major! What about deflating the balloon?

I'll see if I can find anything!

I don't even know what I'm looking for!

Kit! Jump on!

Oh!

No!

Oh!

Oh!

I've got an idea!

Flay! Throne!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Don't suppose you can create anything

that might get it out of this best?

I've got an idea!

Flay! Throw me!

Oh!

Maximum power!

No, no, no.

Hold on to the moustache!

Not that one.

Yay!

Best birthday is us!

Goodbye, old friend.

We'll meet again, someday soon.

Well, team, congratulations!

It all became a bigger test that

I could ever have said to you.

And so, you've finally

passed Secret Test Day!

Yes, we got!

And I promise you now,

I'll never do one again.

That's what you would say.

That's what I am saying.

Yes, but if you were

going to do another secret

test day, you wouldn't

tell us, would you?

Yes, but I'm not.

You know,

You know,

You know,

I'm

You

I'm

I'm

I'm

Thank you.