01x08 - Wandafest

[bunniefuu]

[Wanda, voiceover]
They say before you die,

your whole life flashes before your eyes.

I've often wondered
what that must be like.

I mean, who puts together
the highlight reel?

My whole life?

Like, before I die,

am I going to have to watch myself

pee my pants on stage
during our fifth grade school play?

I think I'd rather just skip to the end.

["Mania", Alice Merton]



[Chris, distorted] Wanda!

No, no, no!

I'M SORRY X

No, no, no!

No, no!

Damn it!

Wanda!

[engine revs]

[groans]

[engine struggles]

Oh, no!

- [van struggles]
- Oh, God.

- [van splutters]
- Oh, no!

Okay.

[engine warning beep]

What?

No!

[engine cuts out]

No, no, no!

- No!
- [beeping continues]

[engine cuts out]

- [horn sounds]
- [groans]

Okay.

Uh...

Jeez. Oh, God.

[sniffs, groans]

[loud squeaking in distance]

[squeaking continues]

[squeaking continues]

- [bird cooing]
- [squeaking]

Huh.

- Damn it.
- [creature chattering]

[squeaking continues]

[creature squawking]

[vehicle approaching]

[woman] Stop messing around!

I haven't had enough coffee
to deal with your crap.

Pull your heads out of your asses
and let's go.

We get through this in an hour and a half.

It's not witchcraft.
I'm not saying it again.

Step it up!

OPERATION SPRING CLEANING

Okay. Wanda Fest is scheduled
to start at 1200 hours.

Depending on traffic or other delays,

let's assume that by 1130 hundred...

No, 1,130, um...

Oh, God. They'll be leaving their houses
between 11:30 and 11:45.

Right. And, Rüdiger, you and I
are gonna be at the event,

keeping an eye on the neighbors,
while Dedo and Ole...

Team Takeaway.

...will be at their houses,

getting the bugs out.

Uh, wait. Is that one of
my knitting needles?

To make this entire thing work,

we have to function like
we're a well-oiled machine.

Any questions?

- What?
- What's our team called?

Carlotta and Rüdiger.

Ole, you'll be watching the bugs
from here,

making sure each house is clear
and directing me to the next.

- We'll communicate with these.
- What about our cells?

Uh...

We need the lines free
so your mom's able to get through.

Besides, walkies are way cooler.

No, our team doesn't need walkie-talkies.

We can make this work.

We just really have to do it
as a team, okay?

We're not a team.

We are a family.

You guys are so lame.

- [Rüdiger] Operation Spring Cleaning.
- [all] Hey!

- Well, good luck.
- You too.

I...

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too, Dedo.

- Mm.
- Mm-mm.

Yeah.

KLATT & SON ELECTRICS

[engines start up]

[landline phone ringing]

[ringing continues]

UNKNOWN

[line ringing]

[Wanda] Answer the phone!

[line ringing]

SUNDERSHEIM POLICE DEPARTMENT
CHIEF INSPECTOR

MICHELLE RAUCH TASK FORCE WANDA KLATT

[machine whirs]

[intermittent whirring]

[whirring continues]

[phone ringing]

Robert Bauscher, station seven.
How can I help you?

Hi.

I'd like to speak with, um,

Chief Inspector Rauch,

the one on the Wanda Klatt
task force, please.

Yes. One moment, please.

Call for Rauch about Wanda Klatt.
Is she here?

One second.

Sorry. Are you busy?

I'm just trying to figure out
who the hell this king is.

There's a call for you, about Wanda Klatt.

Can you take care of it?

Sure.

Thanks.

[woman] I know. Crazy, right?

[Schellenberg] I'll take it.

Hello?

Ms...

Ms. Rauch?

No, sorry.

I'm afraid Detective Rauch
is busy at the moment.

Can I help you?

I'm her partner.

Hello?

I'm Wanda Klatt.

WANDA FEST

You good?

Let's do it.

[crowd chattering]

- [tapping on mic]
- [feedback]

[Jonas] Mic check. Mic check.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one...

- This has to go.
- Wanda.

[Katarina] The stage needs to be clear
for the performances.

The buffet tables are over there.

Magdalena, please leave enough space
for everyone, okay?

No hogging the tables
with those monster quiches of yours.

Ah! There she is.

- Katarina.
- Our guest of honor.

I expect today is going to be
a little overwhelming for you all,

but just know that we're all here for you.

Thank you.

Are Ole and Dedo here?

- They'll come a bit later.
- Mm.

Ole was feeling a little bit
under the weather,

so Dedo stayed with him to help.

Oh, right, but this is
my brother, Rüdiger.

- Enchantée.
- My pleasure.

Oh, that's a great stage.
Cool, cool, cool.

Is there somebody I can speak to
about the running order?

- I have a number I'd like to perform.
- Um...

- [Rüdiger hums]
- Katarina.

Can Rüdiger and I help you with anything?

No. You just get a drink
and relax, please.

We have everything under control.

I better go check on Magdalena.

- Magdalena, I told you not to...
- [Jonas] Wanda Klatt.

- [tapping on mic]
- [feedback]

[Jonas] Wanda Klatt.

Eagle to Sparrow. Can you hear me? Over.

[Ole, over walkie-talkie]
Dad, how many times?

It's just you and me.
We don't need codenames.

Can you please say "over"? Over.

[Ole] What?

When you're done speaking,
you should say "over",

so I know you're done speaking. Over.

[Ole] Can't I just stop talking?

[cell phone vibrates]

Hey. And?

[Carlotta, over cell] Hi.

Guests are starting to get here.
How are you both doing?

[Dedo] So far, so good. Two down.

Just in position outside number seven.

Ah, yeah. Hi.

[Dedo] Are you okay?

Yeah.

I just really never...

actually took a moment to think about
how this would feel.

[exhales]

It's kind of a lot.

[Dedo] Yeah. I get it.

DEAR WANDA, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

- Sorry you have to do it alone.
- Yeah.

It just feels like a goodbye.

Honey, you can't think like that.

We're not giving up.

But we might not get
another chance like this.

Uh... Yeah.

You're right. I'm just being silly.

I just wish you were here with me.

Mm.

[Ole] Movement at the Mullets.

I repeat, movement at the Mullets. Go.

Go, go!

Honey, I have to let you go.

- You got this.
- [Carlotta] Yes.

- I'll be fine.
- Over.

- Okay. Well, good luck.
- [line pips]

[man] Come on.

Come on. Come on.

[man] Stop.

[cell phone vibrates]

[gasps]

Shall we start unloading, boss?

[Brauer] Yeah, let's get it done.

Okay. Let's go, boys!

[cargo unloading]

[voicemail] Hi, this is Chris.
Leave a message after the beep.

- [beep]
- Hey, Chris.

I really have to speak with you.

I'm freaking out here, dude.

You don't understand.
These people I work for,

if they find out that
Wanda's really alive...

[cell phone ringing]

Hello?

[over speakerphone] It's Lukas.

There's something urgent I gotta tell you.

I need to talk to you too.

We can't talk on the phone.

I'll meet you at your house.

Wanda Klatt?

And who are you?

Police Inspector Schellenberg.

Can I see your ID?

[chuckles] Of course.

Okay.

Okay. Listen to me, please.
All right, sir?

These guys are after me
and they're very dangerous.

I have information about
someone named King.

- King?
- Yes.

I think he runs some secret crime ring
selling smuggled wildlife.

Anyway, there was this journalist
called Lenka Němcová,

and she was about to expose
his whole operation on her channel,

so he had her k*lled by a guy

who goes by the name Lukas Novak.

- Do you need to write this down?
- I'll remember. Go on.

Uh, yeah. So, Lukas does work for
this woman named Brauer.

She runs stuff over at the Captain.

And I saw him m*rder Lenka.

Then they wanted to k*ll me too.

But the guy who was supposed to do it
turned out to be a really, well,

a totally sweet guy, but...

Well, he hid me in the basement
at his grandma's.

And I just don't wanna get him...

well, into any trouble, okay?

And, right now, we're in danger.

And so is my family.

And so we've gotta go find King
and you've got to arrest him.

Wow.

You sure got a lot of that figured out.
[chuckles]

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

So, what's the plan?

We have to get you to a safe house.

Hmm?

I'll call my boss.
I'm sure she'll know what to do.

It's gonna be all right.

- Okay.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- It's all good.

[exhales]

[Dedo, over walkie-talkie]
Another one done. Off to the next. Over.

Okay. Got it.

[baby crying over video]

[Lukas] You don't understand.

I can tell you sometime, but not now.

[Sarah] I don't care!

I'm leaving. I'm so sick of this crap.

[Lukas] Sarah, where are you going?

Are you seriously doing this now?

Let's at least talk about it first.

[Sarah] I'm done talking.

[Lukas] You don't understand
the pressure I'm under.

[Sarah] Pressure? From what?

Soccer?

Or playing gangster? You need to grow up.

Sarah.

Sarah!

- [door opens]
- Damn it!

- [door slams]
- Suck it, loser!

Fine! Go on!

Get lost!

["Candle In The Wind", Elton John]

["Candle In The Wind", Elton John]

How are you?

Good.

They're... They're very expressive.

[Katarina] I'm sorry.

My husband can get a bit carried away.

It's really so sweet.

- [song fades out]
- [cheering]

[cheering]

Thank you, Sparkles!

Modern dance intermediate class!

[mic feedback]

Let's go.

[man] Jonas!

[woman] Unbelievable!

And now, I would like to invite up...

my wonderful wife.

[smattering of applause]

[cheering]

Thank you.

[Katarina] Thank you.

First of all, I just want to say

how grateful we all are...

that you're all here today,

to help us to support this cause,

which is just monumentally important.

In just a moment,

I want to hand you guys over

to one of the bravest women I know.

But, first, I would like
to say a few words.

What the Klatt family
has had to deal with...

has really shaken up our small town,

and myself, as a mother of two kids.

It has left me deeply disturbed that
a young woman like Wanda could...

just disappear without a trace.

And what's particularly been concerning me

is how this family and our community

have been let down by those in charge.

And that's why I have made the decision,

as a tribute to Wanda,

to run for mayor of Sundersheim

in the upcoming elections this year.

[applause]

Bravo!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- I pledge to return this town...
- Did you know that?

- No.
- ...to the community it once was.

A community where you can
rely on your neighbors.

One that you know everyone's
looking out for you.

A community where children

can all play safely in the streets.

Where families don't need to have the fear

of being torn apart by crime
and uncertainty.

That is the Sundersheim I want to live in.

A Sundersheim that we can all cherish.

- [cheering]
- Whoo!

Thank you.

But, please,

today is not about me.

Reminding us all why we're really here
together this afternoon,

please welcome to the stage

a woman I am proud to call my dear friend.

Carlotta Klatt.

[cheering]

[Carlotta] Yes.

[clears throat]

Hello.

[exhales]

Thank you for coming.

And...

And we'd like to...

thank Katarina and Jonas

and Alex and Lucie so much,

just...

just for putting this whole event on.

It's really...

quite overwhelming.

Yeah. And, uh...

Everyone who's seen me on TV
will know that I'm, uh...

I'm not great at public speaking, really.

[soft chuckling]

So, I, uh...

I wrote something down.

Wanda.

Tonight, at midnight,
my daughter Wanda will...

She'll have been gone for a hundred days.

After this, the chances of
finding her alive again are...

under ten per cent.

That's the safe house?

[Schellenberg] Yup.

Come on.

[dog barking in distance]

- Ow. Stop, not so tight.
- Come.

[knocking on door]

It's Schellenberg.

sh*t.

[dog barking]

Open up!

[knocking on door]

[door buzzes]

- [door buzzes]
- [knocking on door]

Wanda Klatt...

is alive.

No! No! Help!

- Get in there.
- Help me! No!

No! No! Let me go!

[Dedo, over walkie-talkie]
Okay. Eagle en route to house 35.

Over.

- It looks like over at house 35...
- [Wanda screaming]

- Uh...
- [Wanda] No!

[Dedo] Sorry, you cut out.
Can you say that again? Over.

[Wanda] No! No!

No!

- [screams]
- Shut up.

Quiet.

- Be quiet!
- Wanda?

[Dedo] Sparrow, you still there? Over.

She's alive!

It's Wanda! She's alive!

Wanda?

Are you 100 per cent sure?

I see her! She's at Lukas Novak's.

- [Dedo] Lukas Novak?
- She's in trouble.

And this is weird,

but it looks like there's a cop

in there too.

Wait a minute. What cop is it?

The one with Rauch.

What's his name again?

Uh, Schelli something.

- Uh...
- [Dedo] Schellenberg?

Yes, that's the one!

I'll head there
and pick you up on the way.

Hurry!

[Wanda whimpers]

Wanda.

You're alive. My God.

[Wanda whimpers]

[Brauer] Get it unloaded.

That one goes over there.

Careful, boys.

The other box, right next to it.

Yes. All right.

[man] Put it over here.

Don't wanna stack 'em on top.
If one of them moves...

- [grunting]
- [man] Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

Where are you?

Wait. What?

Wanda Klatt?

Oh, sh*t.

Losing my daughter...

is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.

I still wake up every morning...

and expect her to walk into the kitchen
looking for breakfast.

[sighs]

[exhales] I'll be honest here.

Katarina and Jonas first came to us

with the Wanda Fest thing, and I...

I thought that it was a terrible idea.

I thought it would be tacky...

and cheesy and the sort of thing
that, well,

Wanda would really, really resent us for.

But now I realize...

that I, really,
was just missing the point.

It's not about us.

It's about Sundersheim.

We spend our whole lives just...

so caught up in our own little worlds.

And I...

You know, before all of this,

I barely even knew who the people
on my street were.

And I've learned more about this town...

in the last three months,

than in all the years
that I have lived here.

And now, look at...

Look at all of you here.

All because Wanda's fate
is important to you.

And that...

That gives me hope.

When something like this happens,
you feel...

so alone.

But I realize I'm not alone.

I am part of a community.

And we might all be different,

and we have our own...

our own problems.

Our quirks and secrets.

But we also...

have each other.

- And if we...
- [cell phone ringing]

[chuckles] Sorry, I...

Yep.

And if all of us can be...

- there for each other...
- [cell phone ringing]

Excuse me.

[ends call]

When we can show up
for each other, then...

- Then it's...
- [message alert]

WANDA IS ALIVE

And, uh...

in Wanda's honor,

my brother, Rüdiger.

Rüdiger, come up here!

- Let's hear it for Rüdiger!
- Huh?

[Carlotta] All right!

[whispers] Operation Spring Cleaning.
We have a code red.

Ah.

Okay. A big round of applause
for Carlotta. Come on!

That was great, Carlotta!

[cheering and applause]

Hold down the fort while I get my ax.

[whoops from crowd]

Um... Sundersheim, are you feeling good?

[Brauer, speakerphone]
Jesus Christ. Wanda Klatt?

[Lukas] Wanda Klatt, yeah.

[Brauer] Damn it.

Bring her. You have the address?

[Lukas] No. Where?

[Brauer] Lander Weg.

Lander Weg. Do you know it?

Lander Weg. Okay. We're on our way.

Holy sh*t.

[Wanda screams]

Is that Wanda... Schellenberg?

[Wanda whimpers]

- Dad, what the hell are you doing?
- You said the police were involved.

I said one of them was, Dad.

Oh.

To be honest,
she could have been in on it.

Right?

Where's Wanda?

Huh?

She was right there.

But I heard them say
they're taking her here.

Lander Weg.

Okay. Let's go. Come on.

Wait! What about her?

I don't know.

We'll figure it out.

Right now, we need to save your sister.
Hurry!

- Carlotta?
- What's going on?

She's alive, Carlotta. She's alive!

Lukas Novak has her. And Schellenberg.

[Carlotta] Schellenberg?

We'll pick you up on the way.

Are you sure that...

Yes, it's her! Carlotta, it is her.

Yes! We did it. She's alive.

I love you, honey.

Just be ready, okay?

We'll see ya.

- Okay. Come on. Come on.
- [engine struggles]

- Come on.
- [engine starts]

[vehicle approaching]

[car doors open]

[man] Grab this.

I thought your cousin took care of her.

That's what he told me,

but he was hiding her
in my grandma's basement.

[man] Here you go.

I knew that idiot had no girlfriend.

- And were you aware?
- Why would I know?

Because it's your job to know that stuff!

[cell phone ringing]

God damn.

Go ahead. Answer.

What am I supposed to say?

[Schellenberg] That's your problem.

[Lukas] You should answer.

[Brauer] Nobody asked you!

[ringing continues]

[Brauer] I really don't need this.

Hiya, Boss.

Yeah, I'm sure. By tomorrow at the latest.

[groans]

[Brauer] Probably a traffic jam.

Psst!

[Brauer] Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Exactly. Yes.

No, that's great. We'll do that.

[muffled]

We have a bit of a situation,
but we're handling it. Yeah.

Wanda Klatt, you heard?

Yes, we're taking care of it.

No, no. She's here. Yeah.

Uh-huh.
She's locked up in Schellenberg's...

Where's Wanda?

sh*t!

What the hell is happening?

That house is King's!

- King?
- Yes!

Did you know the police were in on it?

No!

[van approaching]

Come on! Get in!

Go! Wait!

What about Ole? What about...

What about me?

I can't be worrying about both kids.

- Hey! I'm not a kid.
- Yeah, well, to me you are.

I'm sorry, honey. I can't risk it.

- Mom!
- Wait here so I know you're safe.

Come on.

Your mom's right.

We'll keep you posted, okay?

- I love you. Come here.
- I love you too.

Okay. Time to go.

Let's go!

Be...

careful.

[groans]

[groans]

[panting]

Now what?

Maybe we separate.

I mean, every man for himself,
isn't that right?

Are you serious?

- You actually wanna do this now?
- Yeah.

Yes, I do.

Wanda, "I'm sorry".

Seriously, that's it? Really?

After all that?

Yeah. What did you expect?

An "I'm escaping" party

with a best-of video
showing our top highlights?

You played me.

You kidnapped me. Are you for real?

So, the whole thing, it's all been an act?

No. No, no. Of course not.

You seduced me.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

- Huh?
- Come on.

What do you mean?
For me, it meant something.

What are you trying to say?

I... I'm just saying.

Hmm.

[g*n clicks]

[Schellenberg] Hey.

Sorry to interrupt
this lovers' tiff, guys.

[distortion]

You guys...

are in so much trouble here.

[groans]

[Schellenberg] Wanda Klatt.

Do you have any clue how much trouble
that you've caused?

Get up.

- Please, that's not...
- Shut up!

Okay.

Let's get this done.

Wanda, I'm sorry.

Oh, God.

What the hell is that?

[cackles]

I'm serious. There.

You don't really think
I'm stupid enough...

[tiger snarling]

[twigs snapping]

[growls]

You're kidding!

[screams]

- [growling]
- [whimpering]

[Wanda yelps]

- Ah...
- [both scream]

Attention all available units.

Begin pursuing Dedo Klatt.
He's en route, driving a van.

Missing person Wanda Klatt
is present on the scene.

Backup is needed.

[triumphant chord]

[cheering]

[music stops]

Oh, my God.

This song is for my niece, Wanda.

♪ I sing for you ♪

♪ I scream for you ♪

♪ I'm burning ♪

♪ And I snow for you ♪

♪ Forget myself ♪

♪ Recall myself ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ And always for you ♪

♪ Forever for you ♪

[song continues]

♪ I laugh for you ♪

♪ I cry for you ♪

♪ I'm raining ♪

♪ And I shine for you ♪

♪ Move the whole world around for you ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ And always for you ♪

♪ Forever for you ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ And always for you ♪

♪ No matter what you're saying ♪

♪ No matter where you're staying ♪

♪ I have often lied for you ♪

♪ And I have bent rainbows ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ And always for you ♪

♪ Forever for you ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

- [song ends]
- [distorted breathing]

["Apocalypse", Cigarettes After Sex]

[Wanda laughs]

[Wanda chuckles]

What took you guys so long?

[laughter]

[g*nsh*t]

[Wanda, voiceover] So, here we are.

We are the Klatts.

We used to be normal, whatever that means.

We were just like you.

We paid our taxes,
drove a modestly priced SUV,

and liked coffee and cake on a Sunday.

Then...

things got...

complicated.

I want you to know, Dedo,
it's not personal.

You've been a valued customer.

You watch them.

I'm gonna call King and tell her
about this whole mess here.

She'll be really pissed off.

Hey, Boss. It's me again.

Yes.

King is a woman?

What? Who?

Should have known you could never
get a girl anywhere near you, you p*ssy!

[muffled]
Don't talk to him like that, dickhead!

Oh.

You're a wild one, huh?

I think I'll bring you back
to my basement.

[muffled] Leave her alone!

Hey. Don't get jealous.

You can come as well.

Two for the price of one.

[muffled]

[babbles]

Take it easy there, Daddy-o.

[groans]

- [Brauer] Lukas?
- Yeah. What?

I have to head out. The boss is calling.

[Lukas] Okay. So go for it.

[Brauer]
Can you manage our little situation?

- [Lukas] Sure.
- [Brauer] Under control?

[Lukas] Sure, easy.

- [Brauer] I'll be right back.
- See you later.

Since when can he pick locks?

He can't.

[g*n clicks]

[creature chattering in background]

I love you.

[muffled] I love you too.

[g*nsh*t]

[sound distorts]

[distorted expl*si*n]

[sound distorted]

[muffled] Police! g*ns down!

Everybody on the floor!

Get down!

Get Animal Control down here
to deal with this mess.

[officer] Ms. Rauch,

we found Schellenberg in the woods.
He's dead.

- What happened?
- Hard to say. He's a mess.

Looks like he was attacked by some beast.

- [sighs]
- Wait.

- You don't think it was the Nupp...
- Don't.

So, what about Brauer? Any sign of her?

Not yet, but we're looking
everywhere for her.

Mr. Novak.

We have to take you down to the station.

Come on.

[EMT] Let's get you in here.

Hey! No, you can't!

No, no, no. It's okay.

Um...

Who is that?

That's... Well...

That's, uh, Chris, my...

Uh, he helped me out.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

Uh, Detective Rauch.

Really sorry about earlier. Um...

I wasn't sure if you...

My cell phone.

Ah. That's right.

I'm sorry. I took it.

- Here.
- You're lucky you did.

Or I wouldn't have found you.

Ah, right.

Well, thank you.

Dedo...

If you think we're finished,

after that I saw in your basement...

We have a lot to talk about, my friend.

Yeah, okay.

Wanda, it's a pleasure to meet you.

- I'm Chief Inspector Rauch.
- Yes.

I'm gonna have to ask you
to come to the station.

We're coming too.

I'm not letting you out of my sight
any time soon.

[cell phone ringing and vibrating]

That's for me.

Oh, look who it is.

Hey, Ole!

Ole, sweetie!

[Ole, over cell] Mom? What's going on?

Did you find her?

Is everyone okay?

We're all okay, and...

I've got someone here
who wants to speak with you.

Hey there, Peahead.

[Ole] Wanda. Are you okay?

Yes, of course. What did you expect?

[Ole] What's going on?

- It's complicated.
- [gravel crunches]

[Carlotta] Ole, listen.

We'll explain everything when we see you.

I promise. But...

Will you be all right a little longer?

[Ole] Yeah, sure.

Uh, Alex's mom says
I can stay here tonight.

[Carlotta exhales]

[Katarina] Don't you worry.

Ole can stay with us
for as long as you need.

He'll be safe here.

- [Dedo] Great, thanks.
- [Carlotta] Thank you so much!

[line pips]

["Mania", Alice Merton]