Efendiler (2025)

[bunniefuu]

"Gentlemen"

"Coachball Building No. 3"

Anyway, where have you

placed those people

the ones who've sunk so low

they pay just for a little laugh,

the ones life has slapped around?

The ones life has slapped around?

What do you offer them? An offensive joke!

An offensive joke.

To hell with your offensive jokes!

But they love offensive football.

Shut up, kid. Never speak again.

What did you say?

We've become a heartless society.

Today, we can't even

see the charm in our

friends we call dear.

We don't even look at them.

We treat them like nothing

yet they're remarkable,

glorious beings too.

I'm not saying insult them,

but maybe praise them a little.

Appreciate them. Make them feel special.

How can you not know

the people who raised you?

Did someone spike your food?

- Come on, brother.

- Brother what?

Come here.

Go ahead, brother.

No, it's fine.

They say a little charity

keeps much trouble away.

I won't give too much; They said a little

is enough. That's my rule too.

- Buy a tissue.

- No, I don't want any.

Then it turns into business.

We need to do good without expecting

anything in return, old man!

- Thank you.

- Thank you too.

If I weren't around, who knows

They're here.

- They're here.

- What a b*stard.

- They're here.

- Run!

Guys, guys!

Comrades!

We're in Kadky, please!

We are the peak of civilization!

We're Amsterdam in Turkey.

Is this how we behave?

Our relatives will watch

this on the evening news!

Weren't we supposed to be role models?

What's with the rocks and sticks?

But after a while,

being civilized gets exhausting.

I can't take it anymore, officer.

I know, but we'll get through it together.

I swear I'm sick of them.

They don't understand words.

I've had enough.

You've torn men apart.

Fifty people filed complaints.

We can barely control the ones outside.

Excuse me, Chief,

but let's admit they went too far.

You're seeing this from only one side.

If you don't like the joke, don't laugh.

Maybe curse me,

but don't throw rocks at me.

Drunks tried to stone me right

in the middle of Kadky.

Excuse me, Chief.

Am I wrong? Can they do that just

because they dislike my art?

Is everyone great at their job?

For example, are you perfect

as a commissioner every day?

Art, you say? What art, son?

You gathered the poor and mocked them

under the pretense

of celebrating People's Day.

Should I make jokes about

the rich on People's Day, Chief?

That's not about the people.

Jokes are something else.

You toyed with their dignity.

This man here is clearly poor.

Look at him. He brought

his brother from Tokyo,

and they were going to escape,

but his limbs weren't enough.

What do you mean his limbs

weren't enough? I don't get it.

The man didn't have an arm, son.

One clap, like this.

You too.

Yes.

Oh my God!

And he cracked that joke

the moment he saw the man.

Normally, he wouldn't.

He did it on purpose.

He did it to hurt his feelings.

Am I lying?

Whose side are you on, Turan?

Isn't this embarrassing before the Chief?

Shut up. What I don't get is

Why do fifty people file complaints

every single time?

Can the venue even hold fifty people?

So, you're not leaving anyone out, huh?

We entertain everyone equally,

every member of society.

We don't discriminate. Ears first.

Put your foot down. What kind

of attitude is that?

We've been here so often, I thought

we were close by now.

If I crossed the line a little,

I can apologize, no problem.

Isn't that offensive, Chief?

Life itself is offensive.

Who among you had a problem

with the celebrities?

It was me, Chief.

I can see through your eyes

who's going to be famous now.

Because fame requires energy.

For instance, that man over

there could never be famous in his life.

Look at him. His spine is misaligned.

His battery dropped one percent,

and the sparkle left his eyes.

He brought the whole family

to a comedy club.

What's funny about that, Chief?

The man's dark-skinned, with deep eyes

but look at the kids,

blond and blue-eyed!

What's going on?

Did they assign a guardian

to your wife because you're too lazy?

He's saying the man rented out his wife!

Are you out of your minds?

Sometimes, the thrill of the show

makes us say things we shouldn't.

Isn't that offensive, Chief?

You've even made your audience

become just like you.

Wait.

Let me do you a favor.

Oh, my God!

Do people get jailed just for joking?

What kind of legal

system is this, brother?

You idiot, they didn't lock you

up because of your jokes

they did it so people

wouldn't k*ll you.

Is that really the solution, Turan?

They want to k*ll me out there,

yet we're stuck in here.

Don't you think something's

off about that?

These guys are fine, but why

aren't you talking, brother?

Did he just disrespect us?

Who?

- Who's Turan Dursun?

- That's me.

Who's asking?

He said, Tell him it's the chance

of his life, and he'll understand.

The phone's here.

Hello?

Hello?

How are you, brother Turan?

Professor Nejmi?

Is that you?

Have you forgotten me? I don't think so.

Professor Faruk!

You were dumb even as a kid,

never knew anyone.

But that was your mother's fault.

She caught you in the bathroom,

peeing in your pants.

Yes.

She smacked you on the head so hard,

you still haven't recovered.

But I never did it again.

Are you sure, dear Turan?

That was the summer of 2001, in Siirt,

at your uncle Muammer's summer house.

Please, let's not bring that up,

for God's sake.

Actually, I'm doing much better now.

Just some childhood traumas, that's all.

I swear I don't do that anymore.

I know, of course. You're grown up now.

You should also change your passwords.

You use your mother's maiden name,

your uncle's name,

and add three dots after them.

People might misunderstand that, son.

Also, your Instagram password is the same.

You keep them all identical so someone

can easily hack your accounts.

You're right. I just hope not many

people saw it.

Don't worry, I'll renew all my passwords.

Honestly, I don't even know

how to address you.

Sir!

At your service, sir.

Well done, dear Turan.

Take your men and head to the airport.

The plane's waiting.

- It'll bring you here.

- At your service, sir.

Aren't you going to ask why, Turan?

No, sir.

Not even how you'll get out of custody?

No, sir.

Good man, Turan.

We're making a massive art film.

We need you for an audition.

Wait, an audition? For actors?

For the audition

Is two hundred thousand dollars

per person enough, dear Turan?

That's a lot.

Any room for negotiation?

None.

As you say.

- Well done, Turan.

- Thank you.

The plane's waiting. Go.

My homeland, I'd die for you.

We must board the plane immediately.

Immediately.

I can't board like this. I need a

bathroom or something.

Or things will get worse.

We must board the plane immediately.

Please understand.

Immediately.

Gentlemen, would our esteemed

guests please step outside?

Your release papers will be ready shortly.

We'll just need a signature

from each of you.

Open the door.

- I'll step out then.

- Of course, hurry up.

Go ahead. My respects.

Go ahead. My respects. Welcome.

You're thinking it's all good

don't be so sure.

Gentlemen, here are your tickets.

Board.

Slow down, driver. You can k*ll

yourself after you drop us off.

My wife and her mother are in their hands.

I must get you to the airport fast.

What more could you want, brother?

Relax a bit.

If I don't get you there on time,

they'll keep them for a month.

Then hurry, son. Save yourself.

- Where are we going, Turan?

- We're heading to Malta.

What if it's like the Diyarbakr trip?

The hospital bills were huge that time.

But why Malta now?

They're sh**ting a big movie.

Careful, careful!

We're going for the casting audition.

If we pass the test, we'll each get two

hundred thousand dollars.

- How many of us?

- If we're five people

that's a million dollars, right?

The men there are us. Don't talk nonsense.

Why didn't you say that from the start,

Turan? Step on it, brother!

Good Lord!

They booked an entire plane for us,

like it's a private nightclub.

They truly value us, don't they?

I understand those people, brother,

but at least you shouldn't assume

the best right away.

Look, brother, this isn't a private jet.

We're not sitting in business class,

we're in economy.

They're discriminating against

us based on class.

I swear, I don't understand anything

anymore. I'm so confused.

I felt it when you were on the phone.

What did he say?

It's a lie, all lies!

It's my aunt's talk.

Lie about what?

Is there anyone in charge here?

Can you take a look?

- Yes, sir?

- Our friends are seated at the front.

- May we move there?

- I'm afraid you can't, sir.

- Why not?

- The seats are full. Any other request?

- No.

- Very well then.

Full? They're completely empty!

- What kind of trap is this, brother?

- It's not a trap.

We've surrendered to our desires.

They offered such a valuable

gift in the end

that I'm ready to do anything,

you hear me?

It's him.

Isn't that the guy who

gave us the tickets?

- What?

- We should've come in one car.

Why?

I've never seen you in my life, sir.

Brother Turan, he's clearly a degenerate.

Realizing a factory sets your standards

as a child might make you

buy the same product as it does.

Brother!

What are you saying, brother?

What are you saying?

I'm a comedian, sir. When I'm stressed,

the jokes just come out on their own.

Alright, I'll keep quiet.

Weren't you speaking

Turkish at the police station?

Do you speak English?

Or French?

No.

Damn you.

You'd better not curse.

He didn't actually say anything bad.

Trouble's unwelcome anyway.

Do you want him to insult me?

Both of you, quiet.

Silence.

He's the Superman of languages.

He's got us trapped in every tongue.

You're an international nuisance, brother.

Don't take it as an insult.

I just don't have another

word to describe you.

He doesn't just know many languages,

he's also fluent in Turkish.

If I may, I'd like to go to the restroom.

- What?

- The restroom.

To wash up for ablution.

To wash up for ablution.

To wash up for ablution.

The plane's going to crash

and we'll all die!

I can speak Arabic, brother!

And I can understand!

What?

The restroom, man! Even someone

from Zimbabwe would understand that!

Don't you like speaking Turkish, brother?

- What?

- Damn you!

You know fifty languages, yet you don't

get what he means?

Come on, we're taking off.

Start the engines.

If you behave, I'll come back soon

and give you cake.

That'll fill your stomach.

Thank you.

Move aside. You don't speak

a word of English!

You embarrassed us before all of Europe!

Come, Turan.

Peace be upon you.

Hello.

This is my friend, Turan.

He's a good-hearted man.

Passport.

I don't know English.

- He's asking for the passport.

- Why didn't you tell me?

Yes.

- There's a problem with your passport.

- What?

- It's a great passport!

- He's not allowed to pass.

Why not? He's my manager.

He can't stay here.

You need to arrange his return.

- Don't say that!

- What's going on?

You're not allowed to travel.

There's an issue with your passport.

Damn it! What's wrong with my passport?

Wait! What's wrong with his passport?

Don't waste my time.

He's not allowed through.

He's not allowed through.

Thank you, brother.

Let's get away from him.

Look at Malta, it refuses to accept me.

If they won't accept you,

I'm not going either.

Neither am I! What's this nonsense?

We're in this together, always.

You're giving up that much

money just for friendship?

What can I say? Thank you, my friends.

Of course, brother.

To hell with the money!

To add a touch of courtesy

shouldn't brother Turan say,

Go on, gentlemen, it's fine, really?

He should say it, just to make

his words sound grander, right?

Alright, but what's the point of that?

I'm just the manager anyway.

I'm not taking the audition.

Go on, go.

Go make that money, agreed?

- He's got a point, doesn't he?

- Yeah.

Now that's professionalism.

- Out of courtesy

- Let's draw lots, brother.

What lots, kid?

See you in two days, manager.

- Look at him.

- Brother.

You saw how they sold you out, didn't you?

Don't worry, I'll be there

on your behalf, agreed?

They're useless, while you and I are one.

Alright then, have a safe trip.

If I were Turan,

I'd cross that border myself.

Ahmet, Burak, Cemil.

Are you the ones checking in here?

Yes, that's us.

They didn't register brother Turan's name.

Everything's going

according to their plan.

Alright, get in.

There must be some misunderstanding.

We're artists, here for an art film.

There's no misunderstanding.

Because we respect you, we're transporting

you in an armored vehicle.

Gentlemen's Bank.

What is this? It's pitch dark.

There must be a light somewhere.

Look for it.

Oh my God!

Where did you come from?

How did you even get in?

And you're not even making a sound,

just sitting on the vault like a dragon!

Why are you here, brother?

Did you come for the audition?

I live here.

How do you live here? Isn't this a truck?

It's an armored cash van.

How do they even allow that?

How long have you been here?

Not long.

About fifty-three years.

What are you saying?

And how do you even have sex?

As much as I can.

I've never heard something so honest

and sad at the same time.

Could it be that you've

lost your mind a bit?

How can you live here? Are you insane?

No. Fifty-three years ago,

I started as a cashier.

One day, as I was leaving work

I saw a hundred-dollar

bill lying next to the vault.

I picked it up

and slipped it into my pocket;

It was a decent amount back then.

Of course, I don't know its value now.

I went home, and that evening,

the gentlemen came.

They asked why I'd done it, very politely.

Then they placed a bag over my head

also politely.

Then they put me in a car trunk,

politely, and we drove somewhere.

When we got out, they removed the bag,

and I looked around.

Excuse me, I looked around

and found myself in a forest.

Meanwhile, I noticed the gentlemen

were deeply engrossed in conversation.

So I thought, I can escape,

and ran into the woods.

I was almost out, thinking,

I'm free at last

when I saw one of them sitting

on a chair it was one of the gentlemen.

He said, Stop. I looked at him

and thought, I could take him.

He stood up,

while I just froze where I was.

I didn't dare move.

He gave me a quick test.

What kind of test?

He asked, Money or freedom?

I was young, so I thought,

You're free but broke

but if you have money,

you can buy your freedom.

So I said, Money.

That day, they brought me here.

Now I swim in money, as you can see.

Who are these gentlemen

you keep talking about?

They're the ones who rule the world.

You mean drug lords, right?

The people you're talking about

only handle the gentlemen's business.

I'm talking about the Gentlemen, boys.

The Gentlemen.

What kind of beings are they?

They're not human, son.

They're half gods - may God forgive me!

They didn't lock me here right away.

First, they beat me

then they turned me into a monkey.

- They what?

- What do you think?

I'm telling you, they turned me

into a monkey!

I jumped from branch to branch,

eating bananas.

They even made

a special kind of ointment

Look, it's still there since that day.

They shaved my butt in a perfect

circle and painted it red.

I started swinging from tree

to tree like a macaque.

But I got too deep into the role.

I swear,

I felt like I was on top of the world.

I even found myself a girlfriend.

- A monkey?

- Yes, a monkey.

He sounds like the inventor of LSD.

You filthy old man.

You should've seen how adorable she was.

She was beautiful, with big eyes.

- And she had a backside like

- Are you a pervert, old man?

Cemil said that! If you knew Cemil,

you'd be ashamed!

Oh my God!

Let me tell you, then.

They have sharp tastes in pleasure.

- What does that mean?

- It means they're hungry for pleasure.

Just like all of us, son.

They do strange things.

I'm having a mental breakdown here!

I'm telling you, they turned me

into a monkey!

After I left that forest,

I didn't eat or drink for three days.

Because I started longing

for the forest again.

I was tortured,

just like during the Cold w*r.

I truly suffered a lot.

Let's see what kind of

suffering awaits you.

What will they do to us, uncle?

We're artists! We came here

to make an art film.

There's a difference

between you and us.

- That's what you think?

- Yes, that's what I think.

Look, they gave us an armored vehicle.

That means they value us.

That means I'm worth more than you.

Listen, I'm older than you all.

Let me tell you something.

- But don't get angry.

- Don't say it, uncle.

They're going to test you.

You'll burn in flames that never die.

They'll keep stoking the fire.

They'll keep it burning.

You'll scream in agony.

They'll strip you of your shame.

They'll throw you from wall to wall.

They'll play with your honor, carefully.

They'll humiliate and degrade you.

Until there's nothing left

of what makes you, you.

Stop talking nonsense, old man.

What's happening? Did the test begin?

This has nothing to do with me.

Looks like you've angered them.

If you've got anywhere to run, do it now.

But escaping is never easy.

I tried twice.

Yes, uncle. Yes.

What kind of game have you

built here? What a man!

He thinks we're complete idiots.

Doesn't he?

No problem.

Since you're in Istanbul, enjoy it.

Istanbul? Uncle, we're in Malta.

Malta? The ones before you

said they were in Monaco!

And the ones before them said Budapest!

Either way, looks like

we won't be seeing Malta after all.

Doesn't matter to me.

I've only got behind my ear left.

Behind my left ear. They already

took care of the right one.

He's got huge ears.

But you young men

you're wonderful, really.

Your dawn is dark, and your road is long.

The Gentlemen's Shelter.

The Gentlemen's Bank.

Welcome, it's a pleasure to see you.

You black devil!

Calm down, uncle.

Our masters spared no expense for you.

You may eat, drink,

and use anything you see here.

Your masters?

No, Mr. Ahmet - our masters!

Miss, when do the tests begin?

The tests have already begun, Mr. Burak.

By the way, I'm Nesrin.

I'll be assisting you

throughout your stay.

I sure hope so!

I feel enchanted. She just keeps smiling.

That's because she really is.

Miss Beautiful Hips,

why do you laugh at everything?

I used to be a family doctor.

My constant anger and tension

disturbed the neighbors.

It caught our masters' attention,

so they took me and made me laugh.

- How did they make you laugh?

- With surgery.

Now I laugh nonstop. Hormones help too.

Goodbye, Nesrin.

If I died right now, my heart

would still ache for her.

I swear she's the girl from my dreams.

I'm living in a Taqwan

movie right now, son.

Should I retire and propose to her?

You have to play the match

before you can retire.

You don't even have a match!

You can't get past training.

Your training performance is excellent.

No one can beat you. You work hard.

Ignore him. He's mocking you.

Wait, Cemil. Let's pass the test first

then you'll have plenty to do.

- Really?

- You call that a woman, for God's sake?

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Magnificent!

Gentlemen, I don't even have

enough money to build this wall!

Yet you lack the intellect

to grasp the artistic nuance

between this wall and that one.

Money's no issue.

Why do you keep belittling us?

I always belittle you,

and I keep saying it.

Be fair, for God's sake!

Gentlemen, I don't even know

the names of these drinks here.

Which means they're valuable. Why don't

we drink them to raise our value too?

What if they charge us later,

like they did with Turan?

Don't do it.

Look at us, gentlemen.

The old man's right.

We've already turned into monkeys.

We ate enough for three days,

as if we'd never seen food before.

Which, frankly, we hadn't.

I was drinking bootleg alcohol

until last year.

But it got too expensive,

so now I make it at home.

It blinds you eventually.

Isn't that

Isn't that the Illuminati?

Don't get too excited just yet.

Birds of a feather flock together.

What will the Illuminati do to us?

They never compromise; It would

hurt their reputation.

Do you think the Illuminati

are corrupt, you fool?

The square and the compass

what do they mean?

- Masonic symbols.

- Enough, gentlemen.

You always interpret things positively.

Be hypocritical for once.

You always want the best outcome.

What's that, son?

Some kind of ritual tool?

They said we could use everything.

Could this be an infrared detector?

An enema tube!

General knowledge!

So fame really does come with a tax.

Could this be a party place?

Look, there are masks

You always think positively. Run!

- Let's get out of here!

- Open the door!

They'll put you through a test.

You'll burn in fires that never go out.

They'll keep adding fuel,

and you'll scream in pain.

Son!

We're not okay at all.

Brother, I don't know if it's the alcohol,

but I can't think straight.

Something definitely happened.

And what else could it be

if not the alcohol?

Wait a second, son.

Brothers, I deeply apologize,

but we're under serious

pressure right now.

And when an animal's under pressure,

its meat becomes tough and inedible.

If you're thinking of sacrificing us,

please consider that.

It won't taste good.

Though I do have a special condition.

I'll be impure in this state.

I need to be washed with warm water,

no gaps left untouched

not even the size of a pinhole.

You're special.

Not everyone is worthy of seeing

our faces, young men.

Once you see them, nothing

will ever be the same again.

It's pitch dark; We can't see your faces,

which means we haven't seen them.

For example, I see nothing right now.

You can add that to your notes.

We had to make an individual choice

for a project we deeply care about.

That's why you're here. Otherwise,

who would give you so much money?

Yes, we've been observing

you for some time.

You have the qualities we seek.

What we couldn't understand

from afar, we'll test here.

We need to see, to test, to feel.

Don't overdo it, alright?

But first, we must agree on something.

We never liked those

offensive jokes of yours.

Offensive humor contains insults.

And violence, too.

The audience might feel offended.

I swear we were just talking about that.

We even said we wouldn't tell

offensive jokes anymore, right?

Didn't we?

According to our faith

you reap what you sow, in this life,

in this world.

That's true,

even for those with little faith.

But your main reason

for being here is the test.

Keep that in mind.

You're being tested.

What's with the bag?

Why that bag that once carried

cheese stomped by feet before me?

I mean, I'm rather spineless, sir.

You could've just said come or go.

No need for a bag. Now I smell awful.

You weren't that spineless

when you mocked

that poor wine seller on stage, Ahmed.

Damn those comedians!

They've fallen into a thing called

offensive comedy.

I only did it to keep up with society,

brother.

I'm just trying to make a living.

But you broke that man's heart.

You should've thought of that, Ahmed.

To hell with that man!

You're right, brother.

- Do you know seals, Ahmed?

- Not at all.

Neither do I.

A wristwatch isn't a gift for

a man with no arm, Ahmed.

Why bring up the watch joke now?

- You just don't gift it, kid.

- You're absolutely right.

- Where would he wear it?

- If he were a man, he could.

- You just don't gift it, kid.

- You don't gift it, sir.

You just don't.

- Roll the dice.

- Why should I?

Roll it.

Double six!

Two and one. You win, take the money.

- My God! Did I win all this money?

- Roll again.

My God! Can I take off my jacket?

- You may relax, champ.

- Oh my God!

I'm starting to feel hot, sir.

There's nothing there!

Is it right to put a bag over a star, sir?

You're not a star yet, but you could be.

- So I have to act in your film, right?

- No.

Who ever became a star just from a film?

You need media support to become a star.

Nowadays, you can only be

a star on social media.

I can make you a star right now.

Are you gonna buy me followers, brother?

You should've said so earlier;

Things don't work that way.

You need engagement.

We rule the world, son.

What the hell is engagement anyway?

Take a look at your account.

Twelve million followers?

- What about engagement?

- What about it?

- Record a video, let's see.

- If you allow me, I'll go live.

Of course.

Hello, friends!

We're now in the house of one

of the brothers who rule the world.

I want to introduce him to you,

because if anything happens to me,

you'll know it's because of him.

Say hello, brother.

You're not showing up on camera, brother!

Twenty-four million people

are watching the live stream.

Why can't you be seen on the phone?

Are you a vampire?

Vampires don't appear in mirrors, fool.

We just don't appear on camera.

I'm really scared right now, brother.

- Are you a jinn, brother?

- Neither that nor anything else.

We're a race without an end.

No one knows what we are.

We are whatever people see us as.

Do you understand?

I understand things slowly.

Repeat it three times for me.

Everything has an explanation.

We create all these programs.

With a simple software, no camera

records our faces when it sees them.

It blends us into the background

and erases our existence. That's it.

You're very talented, but your marketing

strategy is completely wrong.

If I could do what you do,

I'd be world famous.

That's the difference between us.

You crave fame.

You want to prove your worth.

You chase respect you've long

sought since childhood

from people you don't even know.

You want fame because everything you

do will become famous.

Even if you cheat on your wife,

everyone will watch it like a movie

and no one will judge you.

I don't need any of that.

I've never thought

that deeply before, brother.

I'm the man you've been looking for, yes.

I want to be famous.

You're the power that will buy my soul.

We're just getting started.

Bring him to me.

But don't forget, if you make a mistake,

you'll bear the consequences.

- Yes, brother.

- Then I'll make you so unfamous

that even your parents won't be

able to follow you online.

Your profile won't even

have a follow button.

- I believe you, brother

- Do I need to repeat myself?

- No, brother.

- Good.

Good.

Hey, lady!

Please, Mr. Cemil.

May I?

Would you like anything else?

I only want one thing.

Of course, anything.

Everything!

Do you want to play pool

with the girls, Cemil?

Is that a rhetorical question, brother?

Because I'm already like

a cue stick right now.

Metaphorically.

There's a room I know in this villa.

Me too.

Me too.

I'll eat the tongues that say me too!

I'll eat them!

Do you all agree?

Oh my God, you all have the same problem!

They used me!

They drugged my drink and defiled me.

Used me like a tool

as if there were no tomorrow.

I'm walking straight into the fire.

I'm coming to you early, my Lord!

I guess you're out of money now.

We can bet on the cat if you like.

How old is it?

We print the money! How could we be out?

Really? My God!

I was wondering where all this money

came from. Black money, right?

We print real money. Roll the dice.

- I'll roll it.

- Roll it, kid.

May the curse of the six stay with me!

In God's name!

Double six!

I'm beating you!

Let's put the money down.

You're a man of your word, loyal to

your faith. I respect that.

Then let's raise the stakes.

We're going to the casino hall tomorrow.

Ready?

I've been ready since yesterday, brother.

What a great man you are!

What a great man you are!

That's five hundred thousand

dollars you just won here.

Go get some rest now.

Of course, but I have a personal question.

The number thirty-two written there

the number 32, are you from Sparta?

- What Sparta, boy?

- Sparta!

I'm far beyond the minimum wage now.

Why do these people

keep giving us money?

I don't get it.

Aren't we supposed to be

the ones paying them?

How many girls did you say

there were, sir?

I didn't count. I stopped counting.

I just know there were many.

They all looked like Nesrin.

But none of them were Nesrin.

And that's how

I solved my shower problem too.

The rise only begins once

you've hit rock bottom.

Yes, my friends, that's all for today.

If we get four million likes

- I'll blow you all a big kiss. Goodbye!

- What's he doing?

What are you doing?

I thought you'd never ask.

- I've become super famous.

- How?

I don't know.

The man did something like magic.

- Look!

- Stop babbling, kid.

Look at my followers!

My God! Where did all these

followers come from?

Where did that number come from?

Wait, my manager's calling.

Hello?

And here I was,

happy to win half a million dollars

from those people.

Let me take over their casinos tonight.

Let's see how those fools react.

Either we're incredibly lucky,

or they're setting us up

for a huge disaster.

But what a disaster - it's soft as cotton.

You're disgusting!

The masters really do

turn a man into a dog.

You've been one since childhood.

Look, I've become one too.

Listen, listen.

- Wait, who are you?

- A Count?

- Yes?

- A Count?

A Count?

Lords and Counts, you see?

What an environment you've created.

Well done.

Professor Adnan is an amateur next to you.

- Do you even have a name, brother?

- Mmdouh.

- Excuse me?

- Mmdouh.

- Mmdouh!

- Son!

I said my name is Mmdouh!

Mmdouh!

Are you ten identical twins, brother?

You all look the same.

No, we're not ten twins

or anything like that.

We're actually all one.

But our masters, our souls

put us all through one unified process,

and we came out looking like this.

In reality, I'm blonde with blue eyes.

Look at me now, for God's sake!

Damn these lice, the fleas,

and this collar!

I'll take it off my neck!

What was I saying?

It's not hard for people

to recognize me this way.

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard. This way,

no one recognizes you at all.

Get out of here! What,

do you know everything?

I swear I'll pee on you!

There's glass between us.

Stop it, brother.

The real challenge is calling

someone a master.

Once you give him money, you can never

hold him accountable for his words.

Voluntary sl*very requires wisdom.

What am I saying?

After I was done with sex,

I think the other parts of

my brain started working.

That's not my problem, Ahmed.

Those women changed me, Ahmed.

Don't post anything

on social media right now.

Let that information pass

through your brain first.

Let it settle inside you.

Calm down. Watch me now.

Alright.

- My black brother!

- Mmdouh.

Sorry, brother Mmdouh.

Let me ask you something.

Were you separated from your family

and scammed with the help

of rich businessmen?

No, brother. It's a women issue.

- Women?

- Yes, it's a matter of women.

Damn you! Did you mess

with the masters' women?

Shame on you!

Would I ever do such a thing?

It's a strange and deep matter,

but let me tell you something.

You're really kind people.

I swear, I've grown fond of you.

Come visit me sometime.

My hut's over there.

You must come -

we'll eat dog food together.

We eat from the bowl. I've got tasty food,

and we sip on bone soup too.

The soup's delicious. You must come.

Brother, wipe the glass.

I didn't get what you said last.

We've been craving dry food for months.

- That's great.

- We'll gladly come.

Let me ask you one more

thing before you go.

They made you guard the door like a dog.

- They turned me into a dog.

- God forbid, brother.

It's clear they really did.

How did you earn the title Count?

- Come here, son.

- Damn it!

Catch him, catch him!

Look at the problems we face.

Without this nonsense,

we'd have nothing to enjoy in life.

There's something else

I'm wondering, Cemil.

When will they reshape us into monkeys?

I'm watching and waiting eagerly for that.

We can tweak the blonde girl's voice.

Some guy just bit my butt!

Damn it!

Are we still strangers

for you to bag my head?

Everything has its rule, dear Ahmed.

This is the club reserved only for

the biggest gamblers in Malta.

- A club?

- Yes, the Las Vegas Gentlemen's Club.

Magnificent!

I thought things like

this only happened in our country.

How do you even come up

with these ideas, boy?

My God! Put the money down.

This is heaven!

Are you opening a credit line?

You're like the central bank.

The word "like" is unnecessary, son.

You're incredible, brother! Damn you all!

My brother Sertac Ortac's favorite quote.

You can't rise without seeing the bottom.

I'll throw you in the dumpster.

Write that on the bag.

I'll draw a card. Write it on the stamps.

- Sign this.

- What is it, brother?

Is it a movie contract?

- A sl*very contract!

- What do you mean?

We've shot adult films,

with and without storylines, son.

Wasn't that just for the thrill, brother?

If I'd known, I'd have done more.

We set up a giant projector

under the stadium

to screen the national team's match.

You know us - if we do something,

we do it big.

People are watching the match now,

cracking sunflower seeds.

If you don't sign,

they'll be watching your movie.

We filmed those videos vertically only

which left black bars

on both sides of the screen.

Had we filmed horizontally,

the image would've been clearer, brother.

I have one condition.

You're not in a position

to make conditions, Cemil.

Don't drag it out.

Just one condition!

If it bothers you, let's call it a wish.

I swear I won't sign it.

- What is it?

- We'll sh**t another movie.

With the same girls.

Including Nesrin.

That's easy, my chubby friend.

Sign it now.

Alright.

Congratulations.

There's a room I know in this villa.

Where are you? Didn't you say

you'd make a video call?

I wrote you a poem, you know?

For your toes.

And that cute little fang of yours too.

Nesrin, all of them are wonderful girls.

They'll make great friends.

Everything is as it seems, Nesrin.

I can explain.

We're a creative team, Nesrin.

We'll be great friends.

The bag over the head

Is so we can't see

where we're going, right?

No, so they can't see you.

I don't get it, brother -

who can't see me?

Your fans.

My fans?

If I had dreamed this, I'd have told

myself, Don't be ridiculous, man.

If there are no doors,

they'll tear you apart.

Feeling good, Burak?

Everything you touch

turns to gold, brother.

I'll take your first autograph.

This is a massive contract, brother.

Feels like I'm selling you

my seven generations of ancestors.

- Six!

- What do you mean, brother?

Come on, sign it, hero.

Everything has a price, you know.

You're famous now,

as long as you honor the deal.

What's the worst that could happen?

Cemil, they made me sign something.

Did they make you sign too?

They did.

- Did you read it?

- No, what for?

Why read it, son?

As long as they don't take

what's mine, I'm fine.

You fell into the same trap.

What a weak-willed man I am!

They made me part of their family.

I think they're looking for a pet.

But I don't understand. Why me?

I'm not even that good.

Don't talk nonsense,

they have a specific plan.

If only they'd treat us like

that uncle in the truck.

They never repeat themselves.

They must have something nasty in store.

You'll see.

Thank you, my love.

Ahmed, what's wrong?

Have you found yourself, boy?

Did you come out of your closet?

I suspected you from the start.

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm earning my money honestly here.

What's wrong with you?

The men made me huge.

Don't ask, I can't explain.

Speak, boy.

I said I can't. Why ask?

It's too complicated.

They made me feel something,

like a simulation of another life.

What do you mean?

The life of Pablo Escobar

is nothing compared

to mine after retirement.

I'm Ahmed. I own a villa in Miami

and a hotel in Dubai.

That red convertible

I always dreamed of

- I earned it fair and square.

- Where is it?

I never got the chance to find out,

brother. I lost it.

In half an hour,

I went from the richest

to the poorest man alive.

If Forbes had listed me,

I'd be among the top hundred richest

people in the world, you know?

I paid off my debts, and he gave me more.

The more I paid, the more I got.

When I saw he kept giving,

I thought I'd enter the loan business

start a pyramid scheme.

God forgive my sin!

He won't. You committed fraud.

Whose side are you on, you b*stard?

I couldn't fully do it,

that's why I want forgiveness.

Everyone had the power to take back

the money they gave,

so my pyramid collapsed.

And what about your condition?

Things got worse afterward.

It started with pants and a shirt,

but they paid

a fortune just for that.

I told myself, Ahmed, this is a test

looks like they'll be

checking everything.

It's an art film, after all.

I thought they wouldn't send it

unless they liked it.

And I even wore that too!

The men were laughing,

drinks in their hands.

You made me feel sorry for

those poor women

in Nuri Alo's movies, Cemil.

And what's with that outfit?

I went to my brother the teacher

and said, Brother,

I can't pay this debt.

It's the debt that can pay me back

what should I do?

He said, Be a waiter.

They made me sign some kind of contract,

probably over gambling debts.

My brothers, I'll just slow you down.

Go on without me.

We can't go anywhere.

We signed that contract too.

How can you enjoy this? Are you insane?

Look!

What are you doing?

I took ten kilos of gold, brother.

They have the papers, but I'm still alive.

Where did you hide the ten kilos of gold?

Don't touch that spot, Burak.

- He's provoking me.

- And what's with the kiss?

That's casino etiquette,

brother. Everyone greets each

other with a kiss here.

In fact, the men made

their intentions clear

from the very beginning,

but we realized too late.

Blow a little higher.

No enthusiasm at all.

Enthusiasm! Right away, sir.

It will be.

To be or not to be.

Be more real, more sincere.

You're playing Hamlet!

Professor, now that his father has died,

of course his grief

and tears would increase.

Don't say it. Do it.

To be or not to be.

It doesn't work. It just doesn't work.

Listen, your uncle k*lled your father,

he's sleeping with your mother

and the whole country's

talking about it.

They've got nothing better to do.

And you're wondering whether

to k*ll your uncle or yourself.

Think about it that way.

- Hamlet's kind of a traitor, isn't he?

- Kind of.

But don't belittle him.

The stage was built on him.

- Try again.

- Oh my God!

To be or not to be.

That is the question!

You will be. You will!

That's enough. What is this?

What's going on, brother?

You're overdoing it.

- What's wrong, dear Burak?

- How could this even happen, brother?

Look at this shame, brother.

Throw it a little higher.

Clearly, I can't catch it.

It's a test, dear Burak.

Not because I like it,

but you have to hold it down there.

- Really, brother?

- Yes, of course.

Hold it, Burak. Hold it!

Boys, you're really trying hard,

and we appreciate that.

Let's have a drink to our acquaintance.

- The finest I have.

- Shall we?

They'll strip you of your shame.

They'll slam you from wall to wall.

They'll humiliate and disgrace you.

- Where are we, brother?

- What did they do to us?

What are these clothes?

Where's what I was wearing?

Where are my underwear?

I had silk socks!

A hundred dollars!

They sold us for a hundred dollars

after drugging us!

A bracelet! Someone made me their wife!

Salt! They made them wash my feet!

Ahmed, didn't you say those Illuminati

weren't that corrupt?

You're thinking too positively.

Don't do that.

It might not even be them.

Don't get your hopes up, Cemil.

I've got nothing left.

I slept like a baby.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need the bathroom.

Oh my God!

What is this?

Brother Cemil, I beg you,

don't laugh like that.

Don't laugh, you're making me nervous.

We have to get out of here, Cemil!

Otherwise, they'll turn us into lab rats.

- Let's run!

- Why should we run?

What are we even running from?

These men give me things

my soul can't even imagine.

Would I run from all this glory?

Look at my back. It hurts.

- I'm scared, Cemil.

- Look.

I fear that

Brother!

They whipped you, brother!

What are you saying?

Life is beautiful!

It's full of sweet surprises.

You're delirious, Cemil.

God help us!

Is that a door?

Burak!

Burak, is that you, brother?

Say something, Burak!

Stop making it so mysterious, Burak.

- Brother Turan!

- Brother!

Of course it's me. When I say

I'll cross that line, I mean it.

They shoved this up my a*s last night.

I found it there. I don't understand -

are they trying to send me a message?

Isn't this the ritual object

we saw in that hall?

They put the display item up my a*s!

At least they could've used a new one.

Brother Burak, you might have bigger

problems than your hygiene.

You don't see it. You need to see.

You always interpret

things positively, brother.

- They put it there to stop your diarrhea!

- Yes!

- I can't believe this!

- What else then?

My God!

What kind of life are you people living?

- Brother Turan?

- It's me, brother.

Brother Turan!

Where are you, brother Turan?

They've played with our emotions, brother.

They sold us out, brother!

Brother Turan!

I'm wearing underwear

with a wool ball inside.

I don't know when or how I put them on,

but here I am wearing them.

These people aren't human, brother.

It's like they have supernatural

powers, brother.

Say something!

They've got some really

strange stuff, brother.

You feel like you've fallen

straight into heaven

about to bite the apple,

then suddenly you're in hell.

Your mind swings back and forth

just like that.

Alright, all this will pass.

It'll pass because I'm here. I came.

- How did you get here, brother?

- Did you bribe someone or what?

No, son. They invented something

called civilization

they don't take bribes.

When I couldn't enter legally,

I went and found a skilled Syrian

hopped on a migrant boat,

and came to Malta.

And how did you find the money?

What's going on, brother?

I found the place

through Burak's videos.

He's like Tarkan in this country.

Even like Murat v!

- What are you saying, brother?

- Yes!

- Tell me, what else happened?

- Listen to me.

We have to escape, brother Turan.

We need to leave this place.

Wait, is it really that bad?

Has it come to this?

Listen to me

are we giving up all that money?

Damn the money, brother!

And I'm the one saying that - me, Ahmed!

They're from a very

dangerous cult, brother.

People t*rture by showing death

but these ones convince people

to commit mass suicide by showing death.

They don't speak nonsense, brother Turan.

If that's the case,

there's no option but to escape.

We'll use the same route.

They gave me maps of refugee boat routes.

They gave them to me, just for me.

Even the Pentagon doesn't have these.

Sit down.

Now, if we can get the Greek coast guard

to catch us

they'll send us straight

back to Turkey.

- Swimming?

- Swimming.

- If we can?

- If we manage to

Whatever it takes, we must get out of here

as fast as we can.

- Let's go, brother.

- May God be with us.

Come on, brothers, let's go.

Alright, let's move.

All for one, and one for all.

Let's go!

The test isn't over yet.

Where do you think you're going?

If you don't mind,

I have a question for you.

Is this really your brilliant solution

for diarrhea?

Don't exaggerate,

we haven't even started yet.

Yet?

I'm wearing underwear

with a wool ball inside,

silk socks on my feet

whip marks on my back,

and someone else's pajamas on me.

And all this happened while

I was unconscious!

Why can't I remember the fun parts?

If you knock me out again,

I swear I'll stop talking to you!

I'm recording this!

Okay, but if we told you

you'd stay in a big villa

full of girls till morning

And try all these things,

wouldn't you agree?

I'd say yes immediately, brother.

I'd do it again right now.

Alright then, what if we told you

you'd become one of

the richest men alive

But you'd have to go through

these experiences?

I'd accept, sir.

And what if we said you'd become

one of the world's most famous people

but in return, you'd endure all this?

I'd like to discuss the diarrhea part.

We've gotten to know you well, gentlemen.

Now it's time to get to know Mr. Turan.

They're really nice people, brother Turan.

Don't worry.

Hello.

Hello.

Who are you, ladies?

I'm taken.

I can't look at anyone's privacy

with even a sideways glance.

Once, my father's eyes drifted

toward a woman passing by

and they still do to this day.

My mother stopped what she was doing

and stared straight into the man's eyes

as he looked at her.

Sir, please don't exhaust me

with these constant tests.

You stand before a man

of Anatolian wisdom.

My God! When did it become daylight?

Wasn't it night before

they put the bag on?

Tell me, when did you make me sleep?

I've become addicted to

the smell of this bag.

They even washed and ironed the clothes.

I licked them all clean for you.

Whatever.

How will I ever repay you?

What's your greatest desire, Turan?

My biggest dream is to open a comedy club

in Kadky.

A place where friends and family can come,

get on stage, and perform their own acts.

To create a great atmosphere.

I want us to laugh out loud,

even in moments like this.

You already have that.

- Yes.

- Don't you want a bigger bar?

More customers?

That's easy when you're famous.

I can make you world

famous in two minutes.

Watch this.

Is your social media account private?

- Yes, brother.

- Open it.

Look, I'll send you millions.

I'll make you a global sensation.

No, thank you.

The place is full of evil eyes.

They're everywhere, those jealous eyes.

I want none of that.

If I expand my bar,

it'll swallow me whole.

I'll become its sl*ve, I swear.

Let me live my life the way I want.

Not according to profit and loss.

- What now?

- What is it?

The bag!

What a scent!

I swear it smells just like my hometown.

- Welcome, Turan.

- Thank you, brother.

Forgive me, you've fed me

and given me drink.

My hunger's gone, thank you, brother.

You're welcome, my friend. Health first.

- Roll the dice.

- Why?

For fun, son. Roll it!

Would I ever refuse you?

My God! Double sixes!

You're in luck.

Here, fifty thousand dollars.

- In cash?

- What did you expect?

It's your lucky day. Roll again.

No, that's enough for today.

Impossible. I'll be sad otherwise.

Come on, brother!

Roll it!

Fine, but I'll pay you in dollars.

I don't want it!

That's it for today, okay?

A profit fits best in the pocket.

You can put the bag on now.

It happened again.

Another instant switch from day to night?

I kind of like it.

Not to flatter them, but

they never repeat the same thing twice.

We're always surprised.

They do their job with passion.

God bless them, we've become valuable.

Are you sick, son?

Don't you see?

Where's Burak, brothers?

Wasn't he with you, son?

Do we even know where we are?

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Brother, unless there's some personal,

twisted pleasure, our friend is lost.

- Lost how?

- Just gone.

We came here three, now we're two.

You're three, son.

No, that's my brother Turan, my manager.

- I'm his manager.

- He came later.

Burak - the one who stared blankly,

got famous, and gained millions

of followers.

The one who used to say, Hey guys!

and blow kisses and all that.

Silence!

Now we'll decide whether

we'll cast you in the film or not.

By the way, is the test over?

It may be - or maybe not yet.

What do you mean maybe not yet, sir?

Make a decision, positive or negative.

We just want to go home.

You've seen our faces.

And whoever sees our faces

can never see another.

Are you going to blind us?

Whoever fails the test

can't go home.

How can they not go home?

Do you paralyze people? I don't get it!

What are you doing, brother?

Why make it worse?

For God's sake, brother,

look - they made me someone's wife!

Please, brother, we're already

miserable enough.

Alright, brother.

From now on, you're with us,

as long as we live.

In comfort and peace!

So, you've turned us into lovebirds, then?

They tried, but it didn't work.

The game is over.

Things are about to get

harder for you now.

Do you know what this strange thing

on my foot actually is?

Civil Protection Service

of the Greek Coast Guard for escapees.

You know everything,

except the five daily prayer times.

- We're not Muslims, son.

- You've got an answer for everything.

They put this on me before I escaped.

You're wondering how

they didn't catch me, right?

Thanks to this toothpick.

The place will be swarming with cops soon.

Oh God! We're done for this time.

- Kidnapping.

- You came of your own free will.

Unlawful detention.

The contract states

you stayed voluntarily.

It was signed under duress.

We've got camera footage

signatures were voluntary.

I didn't sign anything!

Because you were busy breaking

into someone's house.

Get some rest, then you'll sign.

- The police are here.

- Worst case, I'll say they tortured us.

So what?

We'll take Burak to a doctor, got it?

We'll sort it out with some medical

reports, no problem.

They came really fast.

We turned the back villa into

a police station.

We don't worry about security.

Officer!

Is there a problem, sir?

We received a signal about

ill*gal migrants.

They escaped to us. You may go.

- As you wish, brother.

- Brother?

Brother?

What now?

The bag.

I think this is a new level.

I've never been here before.

If we get through this part,

maybe the monster shows up at the end.

Guys, look at this!

What is that thing?

Calm down, Turan. Brother Memduh

is one of our beloved elites now.

Brother Memduh?

Welcome, brother.

Brother, Burak is missing.

- What happened to him?

- I don't know.

- But clearly, something bad happened.

- Brother

If he returns, he's yours.

If not

Angela!

My dear brother, is Angela the woman

you once promised to tell us about?

- He said yes.

- Actually, I used to work in textiles.

Dekarlar Textiles.

Then I stepped into the film industry.

I became a producer.

Girls would come to us

from every direction.

Then one girl looked straight

into my eyes.

I felt her seeping inside me.

Angela!

Brother, Angela accepted me.

She desired me sexually.

Oh my God!

She made me her object of desire.

She made me her sl*ve.

Honey drips from your lips,

Brother Memduh.

She'd spike my drink and smack me

on the rear.

She'd corner me

and I'd thank her for it.

What did you do?

I ignored my children,

sold everything I owned

came to Malta,

and bought the villa next door

Angela and I set sail for a

beautiful life.

Up to that point,

it sounds pretty classic.

Classic? What part of the world are you

from, Uncle Turan?

She'd say, Memduh, go buy this,

and I'd rush to get it

Memduh, buy that.

I'd buy this and that

and everything she wanted.

I kept buying and buying

until the money ran out.

I was left here broke.

Angela stopped coming too.

We'll buy you a plane ticket, brother.

You don't get it, brother.

The problem isn't here

it's with the masters.

Those who fail to become men,

they turn into dogs.

- And they turned me into one.

- But why?

They've built a wonderful training center

for men who

waste their children's earnings

on women and pleasure.

First, they vaccinated me.

Then I became perfectly healthy.

After that, they taught me

how to bark beautifully.

And what about Angela?

They turned her into a cat, brother.

They threw us into an impossible love.

Angela lives in the villa next door too.

Sometimes I look at her and call,

Angela!

She doesn't care.

Don't trouble yourself, it's normal.

Maybe in another life.

Brother, run away

and start your life over.

Maybe your wife will forgive you.

Maybe you'll even be friends again.

You think I haven't tried, brother?

You think it's that easy?

I ran away, somehow

made it through the woods.

Angela!

I escaped, only to find a forest ahead.

I went in, weaving between the trees.

I reached the end, about to get out

and saw a bed.

And on that bed Angela.

Completely naked.

Can't you skip this part, brother?

No, brother. I'm stuck there.

They caught me there, and here

I am, starting over.

It's the end-of-episode monster!

That was quite a conversation.

A truly fascinating one.

Come on, bags over your heads.

Let me take you to the stable.

Keep the visit short.

A pleasure meeting you.

Brother Count!

What's this?

We've arrived, everyone. Remove your bags.

Burak! My brother!

Are you alright, Burak?

You okay, son?

Why does everyone keep

putting things in my a*s?

I don't get it, why only me?

They even whipped my back!

- I'm more special than you.

- Get a grip.

You're a man who goes to the village

to sacrifice an animal on holidays.

How are we supposed to explain this

to your farmer parents?

Pull yourself together.

- Where were you?

- What kind of question is that?

Did they take you somewhere else?

Didn't they catch us in front

of the stable?

They brought us here,

we opened our eyes

and found ourselves here.

I swear, something happened.

They're playing with us, brothers.

Something definitely happened.

Mother!

We must escape, brother Turan!

You can't escape.

Brother Count patrols

from night until morning.

- Your brother?

- Our masters leave nothing to chance.

I'll slap you into madness.

Son, did they bite you like vampires?

I've become their servant.

Look at me, boy.

Whose side are you on?

He's about to turn, brother Turan.

We'll all end up like Cemil.

They'll take our freedom

and our purity.

We have to run.

Please, brother, let's escape.

Then we'll run.

Since Count patrols

all through the night

we'll wait for the right moment.

And what's the right moment? Dawn prayer.

Because that's when

the dogs fall into a trance.

That's when we'll calm Count

put him to sleep.

Agreed? Get ready.

The dawn will rise for us.

- Like men.

- You're hot!

May God be with us.

He will, He will, He will!

You've all recreated me.

Each of you holds a special

place in my heart.

All of you.

Is that even possible, for God's sake?

You can't catch someone that fast,

brother!

You're k*lling my spirit -

I'm completely demoralized now.

I swear I won't try to run again.

Why take it so personally, son?

We mess with everyone equally

no exceptions.

Where'd you hear that?

Well, have you heard of the

Personal Data Protection Law?

We wrote that one too, son.

Listen, dear Ahmed,

you can pass through that door

there's just one little problem.

And what might that be, sir?

If you can place exactly ten kilograms

on the scale next to you, go ahead.

No one will stop you.

- Is it that easy?

- That easy, dear Ahmed.

Exactly ten kilograms.

No less, no more.

You've got three tries.

You'll see.

Ten kilograms it is!

Mr. Cemil!

Nesrin!

Well done, Nesrin.

You greet me in the forest with a bed

and a secretary's voice - how proper!

You know I'll make you my c*ptive.

Take these handcuffs

And show me how you'll make me yours.

Don't raise expectations, crazy woman.

I'm wearing wool-ball underwear.

I'm ready for anything.

Undo me.

My God, You got me into this,

now get me out.

Does Your servant really deserve

a trial like this?

I swear I'm in hell,

but is this Your way to lead me to

Your seventh gate?

Where am I, brother?

Do you want your freedom that badly?

I swear I never knew

how much I loved my freedom.

It's like health,

you only realize its worth

once you've lost it.

Then read this.

We'll be on camera.

- Why, brother?

- No reason.

Read it, and you'll earn your freedom.

Brother, it says something here about

supporting

an amendment to the first three

articles of the constitution.

Life isn't all roses.

Sir

If my freedom means becoming

a sl*ve to someone else,

then it isn't freedom.

Really?

May God forgive you, sir.

Sure, from the outside,

you may see us as comedians

or clever men

but being clever

is not the same as being weak-willed.

We are sons of Kadky.

There's only one right left

between you and your freedom, dear Ahmed.

The most precious weight in history.

Go ahead, dear Ahmed.

Is that all?

That's all, hero.

Go on, you're free.

Gentlemen, we didn't win our republic

through social media likes.

We'll take it back

the same way we first earned it.

Tell him to sh**t.

At least then, death would have meaning.

What are you doing, son?

Did you think you died

and just decided to give up?

Didn't I die, brother?

There's light shining through the door.

Go ahead you're free.

Well done.

You can't leave us,

even if you try.

Come closer, I'm cold.

Get under the blanket.

That's not possible

my freedom is worth more than that.

I didn't say let's marry, you pervert.

I just said come here.

Damn you, woman!

Damn you!

Damn you!

Damn you!

Cemil!

Cemil!

Cemil!

Cemil!

Cemil!

Well done, son.

What happened, Cemil? Why are you crying?

You went through a very tough test, son.

Don't cry, I went through the same.

We've lost our gold, son.

I'm burning inside.

Alright, calm down.

I'm here now.

Are you ready, guys?

For what, brother?

To swim in winter?

Yes, to swim in the sea.

How cold do you think it is?

Where are you boys heading?

He's Turkish! I swear he's Turkish!

Brother, we're Turkish too.

What else would you be?

Where are you trying to go, by sea?

- To Istanbul?

- Where in Istanbul?

Kadky.

There's a bus that goes straight

to Kadky from here.

A bus straight to Kadky - from Malta?

What Malta, son? We're in ile!

What?

He's lost his mind.

How could we be in ile?

Damn it!

He doesn't even know how to swear anymore,

and he's right.

What are we even living through, son?

We've turned into

that old man from the bus.

The masters were different,

but they were remarkable people.

Wait, wait.

Don't go, wait!

They'll play with your honor

with great care.

Until

Nothing that belongs to you

remains of you.

- Peace be upon you.

- And upon you.

Something happened.

We're back to the beginning.

I'm so happy - how's that possible?

Guys, if you have money,

pay the man.

I should have some.

Driver!

How much to Kadky?

Two million.

Old currency, right?

New currency.

Congratulations, gentlemen.

You've passed the test.

Those who are nothing but shadows

must now forget.

Because those who remember

Can no longer continue in this game.