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Wake Up Dead Man (2025)

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Wake Up Dead Man (2025)

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Hard to know where to start.

I guess to tell the story of the Good

Friday m*rder through my eyes, I gotta

start here.

Nine months ago, when this half -old

deacon said something way out of line,

I did this.

sh*t.

So, you're a fighter, then?

No, Father, absolutely not.

Well, we have a deacon who would say

otherwise if his jaw wasn't broken.

In my previous life, yes, I was a boxer.

I lived on the streets. I did some other

things. We need fighters today, but to

fight the world, not ourselves.

A priest is a shepherd.

The world is a wolf.

No.

I don't believe that, Father,

respectfully.

You start fighting wolves, and before

you know it, everyone you don't

is a wolf.

I still got that fighting instinct, and

I gave into it today. But Christ came to

heal the world, not fight it.

I believe that.

This, not this, you know?

I just want to be a good priest.

Show broken people like me the

forgiveness and love of Christ.

The world needs that so bad.

Give me one more shot, and I promise

I'll do that.

You suck your neck out for me so many

times, and I'll let you down. All right,

all right, all right.

Deacon Clark is famously a d*ck.

Nobody's actually that upset that you

clocked them. In fact, kind of the

opposite. But we do need to do something

about it.

We're sending you to a small parish in

Chimney Rock.

It's just one priest there now.

Some pastor?

Eh, well, curb your enthusiasm.

What?

You're going to Our Lady of Perpetual

Fortitude, led by Monsignor Jefferson

Wicks. Have you heard of Jefferson

Wicks?

Okay, look, Wix has its supporters here.

I'm not one of them.

Between you and me, I think he's a few

feet shy of a full rosary and a real son

of a b*tch.

But what's undeniable is that his flock

is shrinking and even calcifying.

It could use some of what you said in

there. You understand?

Not at all, but yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Spirit's got

me. Let me at him. Hey, hey.

This? Not this, right?

Good luck, kid.

So, that's how I came to Chimney Rock.

Daniel in the lion's den.

David facing off Goliath.

Young, dumb, and full of Christ.

Ready for anything.

Father Jefferson?

Hello, Chateau Plentissy from Albany?

Lord be with you, Chateau Plentissy from

Albany.

Are you here to take my church away from

me?

Oh, no.

Good.

Okay. Call me Monsignor Wicks.

I think you've met Martha.

Martha? No?

Monsignor Wicks.

I woke up early to polish the sofa.

It was a bit blotchy.

That'll be fine, Martha.

Father Judd, you are welcome here.

Thank you, Martha.

I was actually just saying to Father

Wickes.

Monsignor Wickes.

Monsignor Wickes, sorry.

And sorry to think he's a... This has

gone great, I think.

Bishop Langstrom sent you, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Langstrom.

I know him well.

The hand picture he sent you here.

It says something to me.

Tells me a lot.

What? I'm used to playing solo, but I'm

here to serve.

Take my confession.

All right.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

It's been six weeks since my last

confession.

I've envied the material wealth of

others.

I saw this luxury car commercial. Sam

had it on his TV.

Lexus. And I thought, that was a good

looking car.

The coupe.

I've envied the power of great men.

I think my grandfather's power as a

priest, I wanted that.

Always did.

I've masturbated four times

this week, four or five generally, and

what did I say, six weeks?

Well, let's say 30 times masturbated.

This week in my bed, in the morning

once, once in the shower, standing up,

which was convenient.

use the bath gel.

Oh, once in the middle of the night

after a dream about one of those

cat cafes.

And I read this article, but the cats

were girls and, you know, so,

and I hadn't prepared.

So I had to finish into a copy of

Catholic Chronicle magazine, just what

the end table, which is probably its own

kind of thing.

I don't know, maybe not.

Not good.

At the time, I thought this was just

weird.

But looking back now, I know.

This was Wicks' first punch.

Five Hail Marys and one Glory B.

Thank you, Father.

It wouldn't be his last.

Oh, and welcome to my church.

Over the next few weeks, I settled in at

Our Lady of Perpetual Fortitude.

The only other full -time employee was

the groundkeeper, Samson.

Sam.

I'm Senior Wicks.

It gives me the strength every day to

not go back to the bottom.

He used to drink too.

But he said to me once, if I can stave

off that demon, you can.

And every day, it is a struggle.

But I have.

I credit him and my sweet Martha.

Your sweet Martha?

I'd do anything for her.

My angel on earth.

As far as the church goes, Martha does

it all.

She keeps the books, manages donations,

filed everything.

She launches the vestments, stocks the

supplies, feeds WIC, plays the organ.

She knew where the bodies were buried.

So this is the crypt.

Yep. Damn shame.

Gotta put up a security camera.

Is there an entrance?

There is.

It's right here.

The Lazarus door.

It takes construction equipment to open

from the outside, but cantilevered is

such that one push can send a tumbling

to the ground from inside.

Who's in there, then?

Prentice. With his grandfather, the

founder of this church.

Well, like a father to me.

Makes me sick.

These kids painting rocket ships all

over his sacred resting place.

What are you doing?

Oh, uh, well, I do a little bit of

working, so I could borrow some of Sam's

tools, make a proper one. We'll leave

that. A reminder of the shameful sin of

the harlot wh*re.

Take my confession?

Yes, the harlot wh*re.

That was Wick's mother.

Okay, so what's the deal with that?

She was a harlot and a wh*re.

When Prentiss entered the priesthood and

founded this church, he was widowed

with a daughter.

Grace was her name.

Always a bad seed.

She loved revealing clothes in her fancy

brands.

Fancy brands.

Yeah. As a teenager, she slutted around

bars, was impregnated by a dr*fter.

Prentiss had a vast family fortune in

the bank.

To protect his grandson, Wix, he

promised that if Great stayed under his

roof, the fortune would be willed to

her.

And so the wh*re waited for her father

to die.

Oh, it weighed on him heavily.

Martha, remember this.

Wealth, and the power that comes with

it, is Eve's apple.

Temptation that leads to the fall.

We must protect our loved ones from its

corrupting influence.

At all costs.

His day came at last.

I was there.

I saw Prentiss take his final communion

and die on the holy altar.

At peace.

The harlot wh*re went straight to

Prentiss' attorney.

Give me my money.

She said.

And do you know what he said?

Yes, you are heir to every single penny

Prentiss had.

And in his accounts, not one heart died.

What did he do to the fortune?

Give it to the poor, say some.

Throw it in the ocean, say others. No

one knows.

It was gone.

That holy man's...

final act of grace was to keep the

corrupting evil out of wicked hands.

All that he left her was this.

What is this? She said.

But I knew.

Look not for his apple.

Your inheritance is now.

night she had her revenge.

In a demonic rage, she defiled this holy

place.

Evil incarnate.

After Grace, God, your father, will

forgive you in his love.

She died, throwing herself against

Prentiss's tomb.

Brain injury, they said.

Struck down, I say, by God, in his

mercy.

Holy sh*t.

Sorry, sorry.

The darkness of that story was the

bedrock of this place.

You could feel it.

So what would draw someone to make this

their spiritual home?

The core group of regulars all had their

reasons, and these will be our

suspects. So I should introduce them.

Farrah Draven, local attorney. She was

loyal and devoted.

My dad was Luke's attorney and drinking

buddy.

The boys.

And so you became a lawyer so you could

take over his family practice?

I became a lawyer because I wanted to do

great things in the world.

But... This place was my dad's legacy,

and he wanted me to keep it going after

he passed.

So, here I am. Yo, yo.

Hi, Vera.

Hi. Did you fill this up? Thank you.

Her adopted son, Cy, just moved back

home after trying and failing to get a

foothold in politics.

Okay.

Good night. Have me in back.

Vera was young. Her dad came home with a

10 -year -old thigh out of the blue and

told Vera she was going to raise him. No

questions asked.

The whole town knew he was obviously her

illegitimate brother.

But Vera accepted it.

She did it.

I've given up a lot to be loyal to my

dad and to thigh and to

Wix.

So I think that...

When my dad is looking down on me from

heaven, I think he is very pleased

with me.

So I guess that's nice.

I came this close. I was the GOP golden

boy, the great hope. I've got

connection, an in and out. I was on the

cusp, but I just couldn't engage voters.

I didn't have that causal personality

thing I got. It's hard connecting with

people in a genuine way. I know.

And I tried everything. Believe me, I

hammered the r*pe thing, I hammered the

gender thing, the trans thing, the

border thing, the homeless thing, the

thing, the election thing, the ab*rtion

thing, the climate thing, thing about

induction soaps, Israel, library books,

vaccines, pronouns, 1847, socialism,

BLM, CRT, the CDC, DEI, 5G, everything.

All of it I did. Nobody, just nothing.

People are just not these days. I don't

know why.

Maybe we need to get back to

fundamentals.

You know, basic building blocks on how

to genuinely inspire people.

The basics, like show them something

they hate and then make them afraid it's

going to take away something they love?

Well, no.

Here. That's Sean, the town's local

doctor.

His life revolves around his wife,

Darla.

She was his everything.

Darla left me last week.

Took the kids, moved to Tucson, with

some guy that's been on a fishmonger's

board.

Fishmonger? I had no idea.

Dr. Knapp was spinning out.

He wasn't successful enough, rich

enough, good enough for her.

He would do anything to get her back.

the closest thing we have to a low

celebrity the sci -fi writer lee roth

probably know at least some of his books

the crescent limbo series ice pick of

time the crystalline juncture 10 years

ago lee moved here from new york

connected with wicks in the church and

as he puts it unplugged my brain you

from the liberal hive mind and come here

His book sales and popular standing have

been in slow decline ever since.

But he spent the last year writing a

massive book about wicks.

He changed my reflections, essays, and

recollections of an acolyte at the feet

of a prophet.

The Holy Man and the Troubadour.

I found it a tough read, but he pinned

all of his hopes on it. This is my last

chance to take it out of sub -stack

hell. I can't take it anymore. My

these days, I mean, they are...

survivalist freak pillow like John

Goodman in The Big Lebowski.

Good little sh*t wick thigh.

He's got a little influencer fang in him

on video, ain't he?

We don't like him. We're like, wicks, be

careful or you gotta shake him off.

He's bad news.

Opportunistic poet -taster.

We're gonna have to protect wicks from

these stupid wickies.

The moon is new to town.

and new to the church. She'd been a

world -class cellist.

Forced to retire five years ago for

health reasons.

Chronic pain.

Some myriad nerve thing that doctors

cannot diagnose.

I believed they could heal me.

Suckered.

Dipshit moi.

Need to take someone's faith and exploit

it for money.

It's the ultimate evil.

Don't you think it is?

Yeah. Yeah, it's bad.

But I understand why you believe.

This feels different though.

Faith in God to heal me.

This is different.

I feel hopeful now.

Like a miracle could happen.

That's how I'm feeling right now.

Spirit really moves him today, huh?

Monsignor!

Warrior! Wicks kept his core group

tight.

And the seductive power of his charisma

was undeniable.

But his method, every week he would pick

someone out, a newcomer usually, and he

would attack.

The world wants us all to be okay.

Any of your choices. Make your choices.

They're your choices.

Don't feel bad.

Have that affair.

Tell that lie.

Have that child at a wedlock.

Satisfy your selfish heart.

Selfish. Yes.

Depriving that child of a family.

Of a father.

An as*ault on our castle. The

institution of manhood. My own mother

selfish choice with me. And I curse her

selfish heart for it every day of my

life. Putting her needs and wants.

Before the family God intended. I am

enough.

Me.

Selfish. Harlan's heart. You are not.

Might as well beat that child. Yes might

as well starve that child. Defy the

family. That the Lord intended.

And watch your child burn. Beneath that

burn.

This is not the true church.

You ask even the most hardcore of those

in the pews. They'll say, no, of course

this is not what they believe.

It's Wicks being Wicks, pushing it too

far.

And what he's pushing for every time is

a walkout.

Why did he do this?

Because when that person walks out,

everyone watches.

And even if in the light of day it's

indefensible, deep down in the dark, it

scratches an itch.

And by staying put in that pew, that

side is taken.

What's this side?

Testing tolerances, tapping deep poison

wells, hardening, binding with

complicity.

So I try to offer a counterbalance.

Okay, welcome to our first Father Judd

prayer group.

Thank you all for being here.

And this is all about... breaking down

walls between us and Christ, us and

each other, us and the world.

When I was 17, I was a boxer.

I k*lled a man in the ring.

I built up so many walls of anger,

addiction, violence.

I was the only one I felt safe enough to

put my dukes down, open my arms,

confessed my deepest sin.

That was the day that Christ saved my

life.

He didn't transform me. He sustained me

every day.

That's daily bread, right?

I think that's what the church should

be.

That's what I want this church to be for

me and for all of you.

Monsignor Wicks isn't coming.

No, but... No.

So, I thought we'd just talk and start

sharing. Well, he knows that we're doing

these right.

Sure, of course.

Of course, I'll tell him. I just, I

wanted to connect and, uh, you'll tell

You'll, you'll tell him? Contraction of

the simple future tense, meaning you

haven't yet told him?

Why wouldn't you tell him?

That feels kind of weird.

Okay, got it.

prayer meeting it's not a secret

anything it's a secret prayer meeting no

literally what it is i just texted the

monsignor great so it isn't a secret

anymore now we can just get back to

breaking down those walls through christ

love he says what the holy heck oh i'm

i'm sorry father i

came because i thought this was an

official church function only he didn't

the word heck Thank you, Martha.

Is the church function, Vera? Is that a

church? It's with me. It's official.

Or holy.

Can I see that? I think I should go.

Okay. Thank you. Is that it? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't

want to piss him off.

Nice try, guy.

Thanks, Tom.

I'm probably going to post this

tomorrow. Can I tag you? I prefer you

probably will anyway.

I know.

I'm so sorry, you're a little coug.

failed this afternoon, Father.

My coup?

Martha, really?

If we want to pray or need to confess

something, we can do it with Monsignor

Wicks. Can you?

Because you all seem scared to death of

the guy. Could you walk into that church

of your own free will and confess your

deepest sins to Wicks, Martha, without

fear?

Because if not, this whole place is a

whitewash tomb.

Yes.

I could.

Well, good.

The week of special services leading up

to Easter.

It was on Palm Sunday that I finally

broke.

And then, uh, twice in the shower this

week, doing that thing I told you about

where I hold my hand upside down?

Five Our Fathers, five Hail Marys.

Well, we're at nine months now, Judd.

How are you enjoying it here? Are you

breaking down some walls?

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

It's been a week since my last

I betrayed a fellow priest's privacy.

I know that Martha keeps her medical

bills filed in the office, so... I went

through them.

I learned you had a radical

prostatectomy five years ago, making you

incapable of an erection.

I can handle...

whatever this is for the past nine

months i've seen the way you tend this

don't like it you don't like it no my

senior i don't nat sharp man

needs to forgive and start living his

life and christ loves to be a launching

pad for that and instead he's just every

day getting more and more angry and

bitter against his ex -wife against

women it's bad and lee He's a

and it's like his superpower has been

turned against him. The only story he

tells is, the world is out to get me. He

was brilliant, funny, and smart, and

respected, and now he's just spinning

out and angry all the time.

Paranoid. Did you know he literally

built a moat around his house?

Really?

I mean, it's mostly symbolic, but yeah.

And Simone, I'm sorry, Monsignor.

But I'm afraid you've taken advantage of

her.

I've seen the donation numbers.

I know how much she's giving now. And

the past few months, she's basically

supporting this place.

And yes, I believe in the possibility of

miracles through Christ. But what

you're giving her is not that.

It's transactional. Through you. And God

help you, it makes her feel betrayed

again. God help me. Anything else?

Yeah, why not?

Cy Draven.

Doesn't his new YouTube stuff he's doing

worry you?

Every week now, he takes clips from what

you say in math and plugs them into his

political rant.

He's co -opting, and honestly, I think

that's representing the church in a

dangerous way.

When was the last time a new person

laughed at more than one Sunday?

Word's gotten out.

Every week now, it's just this hardened

fist of regulars, and it seems like

you're intentionally keeping them angry

and afraid.

Is that how Christ led his flock?

Is that what we're supposed to do?

Right now, you're angry.

You should be. You'd be dangerous if you

weren't. I'd see you helpless, and I'd

do it again and again.

I'm the world. You're the church.

Stay down.

Stay down.

Good.

Right. Yes!

Anger! Anger lets us fight back, take

back the ground we've lost.

And we've lost so much ground.

And now you're afraid.

Look at those bare -knuckle instincts

coming back. Good!

You're afraid. I'm going to come at you

again. But you're protecting yourself.

Because the world wants to destroy us.

Your version of...

Love and forgiveness is a thop. It's

going along to get along with modernity,

not wanting to offend this garbage

world. Meanwhile, they destroy us.

Feminists, Marxists, wh*res. Bit by bit,

they do.

But I carry my burden.

I hold the line.

And you?

You stubborn child from Albany?

gonna get angry and fight.

You're poisoning this church.

And I'll do whatever it takes to save

it.

To cut you out like a cancer.

Five Our Fathers, five Hail Marys.

Christ, you didn't give up on me.

I'm not giving up on this church.

He was one step ahead of me.

Father, judge, prayer meeting.

I have kept this church. I have fought

for the truth of God and now the

to find my authority and faith and life

itself challenged and from inside my own

sanctuary.

Get out!

Wait for the final move.

Open w*r against me.

I got great tokens.

The world's a wolf.

You devil.

You devil wolf.

You're a devil wolf.

Nikolai, I'm sorry. I broke that. Don't

worry about it.

You're a junk lance. A junk lance. Come

on. Hey, can you get the drone? Yeah.

Are you sure?

And that brings up the Good Friday.

Here we go.

It was a 3 p .m. service.

Just the regulars.

There was a strange tension in the air.

I can't recall the homily, but it felt

different.

The anger felt less calculated.

More unhinged.

As always, After the homily, Wicks was

spent emotionally and physically and

needed some time to recover.

He would duck into the small storage

closet just to the side of the sanctuary

he'd be out of sight.

He'd fortify himself, and I would

continue the service until he felt

enough to rejoin and take over.

Behold the wood of the cross, on which

hung the salvation of the world.

That's it.

That's it.

The ambulance took just five minutes to

arrive.

When I joined the others outside, the

police were just arriving.

This was an insane event for a tiny

town.

And poor Geraldine, the local chief, was

thrown in headlong.

of questioning all through the day,

Saturday, until finally... You're the

one on stage who can not see any of the

time of his k*lling.

Any of his prior possessions, the wolf

had figurine attached to him or to

weapons.

And you're the only one at that church

who hated his guts.

I don't hate any guts.

It's literally impossible for anyone to

have done this, so I don't... Oh,

I don't know what this is.

Father, why don't you go get some rest?

I should warn you before you walk out of

here, the town is talking.

Signed, Raven, put this up on his

YouTube this morning.

I turned on my phone for two minutes and

that was a mistake.

A flood of messages to the k*ller

priest.

I wasn't thinking about getting arrested

or defrocked. I was thinking

Wicks had won.

It's getting the part of my soul that

cannot lie to Christ or myself or you.

I was happy the old man was dead.

Jesus.

Help me.

Show me the way through this, please.

Hello?

I'm sorry.

Are you open?

Always.

You alright?

Yeah. Uh -huh. Sorry.

There's no Easter mass.

I'm sorry.

You're welcome. Come in. Thank you. Come

in. Thank you.

I don't want to take you away from your

priestly duties now, do I?

This stuff.

Right?

Hard to be in here and not feel his

presence.

Whose?

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Right.

Yeah. You're not a Catholic. No, very

much not. No.

Proud heretic.

I kneel at the altar of the rational.

Uh -huh. You weren't raised in a faith?

My mother was.

Very, very religious.

Were you close with her? No.

When I was a boy, we... It's called

family. Yeah, that's

right.

How does all this make you feel?

How does it make me feel?

truthfully, sure.

Well, the architecture, that interests

me.

I feel the grandeur, the mystery, the

intended emotional effect.

And it's like someone has shone a story

at me that I do not believe.

It's built upon the empty promise of a

child's fairy tale filled with

Malevolence and misogyny and h*m*

and its justified untold acts of

violence and cruelty while all the while

and still hiding its own shameful acts.

It's like an ornery mule kicking back. I

want to pick it apart and pop its

perfidious bubble of belief and get to a

truth I can swallow without choking.

Very fine, though. Listen,

you want to kick me out, you go right

ahead.

No, no.

You're being honest. It's good.

Telling the truth can be a bit of a rub.

Now, I suspect you can't always be

honest with your parishioners. You can

be honest by not saying the unhonest

part.

Yeah.

You're right.

It's storytelling.

And this church is not medieval. We're

in New York.

Neo -Gothic 19th century has more in

common with Disneyland and Notre Dame

the rites and rituals and costumes, all

of it.

Storytelling.

You're right.

I guess the question is, do these

stories convince us of a lie?

Or do they resonate with something deep

inside us that's profoundly true?

That we can't express any other way.

Except storytelling.

Touch, Padre.

Son,

I'm sorry.

And now I'm going to lose that.

I'll lose my purpose and I'm frightened.

I don't know how I'll live.

Mom!

Hey, you found him.

Who

are

you? I probably should have led with

this. My name is Benoit Blanc. I'm a

detective of...

Take an interest in the m*rder of

Jefferson Wicks.

You're a detective, so you're with the

police? No, no. I work in the private

capacity. Everyone thinks I did it. I

didn't do it.

But in my heart, maybe I didn't.

And the way it happened was some kind of

miracle.

And... I don't know.

I'm lost. I don't know.

Would you allow me to help you?

What?

Your lips.

The crack, the dehydration. You haven't

slept all night.

You spend it outdoors by the stadium,

pat legs on your knees in prayer.

What I see is not a guilty man in

torment, but an innocent man tormented

guilt.

Let me help you.

How? This was dreaded as a miracle.

It's just a m*rder.

An as*ault murders.

Wait, but...

Were you the Kentucky Derby thing with

the m*rder and the guy that they got

the photo from his camera seat? So you

were on the view. Yeah. What are you

doing here? I need to come up to speed

rapidly on the events of that Friday

service. And the going's on here at Our

Lady of Perpetual Fortitude.

Geraldine has graciously allowed me

access.

If you can spare the day and accompany

me on my investigation, view the body.

trace the m*rder weapon, inspect the

crime scene.

You are in a unique position to assist

me.

The body.

Yeah,

I've changed my mind. I don't think I

should be here.

No,

no, no, no, no, no. I want you to get a

clear clinical picture of what happened

here. Because he works as he is. A

corpse. Just an empty vessel.

Not a mythologized monster in your mind,

but merely flesh and blood. Dead from a

knife wound. Weak and analyzed.

Just flesh and blood.

Flesh and blood.

That's how we live, isn't it?

Please don't tell me that.

Tammy. What do you mind?

Flipping the meat.

Pancake them.

One,

two, three.

Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't

belong here. I can't be in here. I don't

know why you brought me here.

You want absolution?

You want to be a priest again? Then you

need to go through this with me.

The real k*ller is out there.

We've got to find him, nail him, I'm

sorry, catch him, and get your life

Father, I need to know you understand

the situation.

We are not all buddies running around

trying to solve a case. You are still a

suspect.

The point is you do not need to be here

without a lawyer. Do you understand

that?

I didn't do this.

If I can help find out who did, then I'm

in, yeah.

Let's do it, yeah.

Okay.

The body, next the m*rder weapon, then

the crime scene.

Skip with me.

He loves it. And then, you know, double,

double, double, bang.

I don't know. But that did, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

But, you know, it wasn't red, though.

It's red now.

It's pink.

Yes, yes.

Freshly painted.

Until there was some kind of plaster and

stuck the blade in that way.

the red devil head thing that ended up

where in the church i threw it at the

church and broke a window i don't know

why and then after the christmas mass on

monday martha said she found a small

broken window but nothing else

Do you see that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that is a... Dr. Nat?

Hey.

You said it was lunch.

I didn't, I don't think, yeah, I know.

I don't think I'd prefer that.

I'd prefer not that.

Ah, there it is.

That's what you did it with.

Huh? Come on, man. Cut him out like a

kid.

You son of a b*tch.

Tell him that.

Yeah.

Son of a b*tch!

You're a priest!

First off, I know Detective Elliot

approved that gift for giving me your

I'm just glad to be of service.

Harold, you had the foresight to see

that this goes way beyond normal police

work. This is something you and I have

not experienced.

A textbook example of a perfectly

impossible crime.

The stuff of detective fiction. This

should not exist in our real world.

And yet here it is.

The Holy Grail.

Yeah, I love the passion. I just think

you feel confident that you know this

case is culpable.

Well, I'm incapable of myself in a

crime.

That moment of checkmate.

When I take the stage and unravel my

opponent's web.

Well, you'll see.

It's fun.

Great. How did we get there? The source.

John Dixon Cost, The Hollow Man.

A golden age detective novel.

And a veritable primer on the locked

door mystery, The Impossible Crime.

Hold up.

Father Judge, once again, earn in your

keep.

Whose body? I'm interested in the rumor.

Roger Ancroft, the m*rder*r of the

Vickery.

My God, this is practically a syllabus

for how to commit this crime.

And the whole flock is in this group?

Who chose these books?

Oprah.

Oprah.

I suppose it came less from Oprah's

fate.

Well, it's confirmed in my theory.

The k*ller certainly imitated the

traditional methods of a locked -door

story.

Which makes things simple.

Or club time.

Come on, kid.

The detective, Gideon Fell, put the

rundown of all possible methods of a

-door k*lling.

So let's line them up and knock them

down.

Possibility number one.

Wicks was stabbed with the knife before

entering the closet.

Father Judge, would you take your place

right where you were?

Wicks completes his sermon.

Any device behind him capable of

propelling a heavy, unbalanced dagger

back would have been hidden from the

camera and the witnesses in the

nave, but certainly would have been

witnessed by Father Judd.

No, I didn't see a nice human robot

behind him. No.

Possibility one. Next.

Possibility two.

He was k*lled while inside the closet by

someone or something

that was outside the closet.

Like someone shot the knife into the

closet from out here? No, that's not...

impossible on several fronts.

Possibility two, nicked. Progress.

How many more possibilities are there?

Not many. Three.

He was k*lled, well, inside the closet

by a device that was also

inside the closet.

So something was placed beforehand and

what triggered was a remote?

Well, these walls are thick, but a very

strong RA signal could blast through.

Where would one hide a fully functional

remote control knife -propelling

device in an empty box?

Wicks fell on his stomach.

I remember that clangy thud.

And his face was towards the door.

So he was standing at the back facing

out.

So the knife must have somehow come

through the back wall.

Clangy thud.

Very good.

I will rocket your brawl, sir.

What about a false wall that was removed

late?

Go to town, Father Brown.

No, no. My boys would have noticed a

fake wall.

You know, removing it later would have

been no small tab.

Nothing else was found on the floor of

this space, yes?

Nope. No, just the red thread.

Wait, what? The red thread?

Two strings of thick red thread, about

three inches long, down there, over by

the body, next to the hip.

So, what's the possibility for it?

Martha?

Throw them out.

Martha? Throw them out.

To walk this holy place like some crime

scene, like some

tawdry police show.

talking of robots.

It's not right, Father. It isn't. It's

not right.

Martha, you should go home and get some

rest.

Can I do anything for you?

Leave.

No one wants you here anymore.

You've always hated the Monsignor, and

you have nothing but contempt for us.

That's not true. m*rder in your heart,

blood on your hands, just like the

wh*re. Your original sin has stained

this place.

False priest.

Sorry.

But yeah, if finding the facts with that

detective puts me against healing this

plot, then so be it.

Can I use your bag?

Sure. Go ahead.

Are you okay?

A fog with Mary.

This is a puzzle that was solvable. The

body, the weapon, the crime scene, robot

knife g*ns, and angles of view, and

stone walls, and remote control.

Okay,

I've overlaid a time stamp taking into

account the broadcast delay.

Dr. Sharp's call to the hospital

happened at 3 .47 p .m. and 90 seconds

that.

But to answer your question, yes, it is

consistent with a strong burst of RF

interference that you might get from a

souped -up remote control.

Damn. This is it, right? This triggered

the knife robot.

This has got to be it. You can solve it

now, right? Did you set this up with the

hospital? I did, yeah. The iPhone video

has a timestamp. It's very precise.

Okay, can you show it, please?

Yeah.

birth happened, he was already on the

ground with a knife in his back, and

Father Judd was staring right at him.

And how did that work?

Well, for the knife robot, it doesn't.

So, this was nothing?

No, no. This was very much something.

We have all the pieces laid out before

us now.

We do?

Yeah. Consider the origin of the devil's

head, the red thread, the clanky clock,

the diamond of the RF remote.

lines up.

So give me the answer.

I can't.

You said if you had all the pieces, you

would have an answer. And yet, with all

the pieces on the table, this crime

still truly appears impossible.

You told me you could solve this.

That's what you do.

I put my faith in you.

Oh, God.

You haven't slept in 36 hours. I think

it's bedtime.

Yeah.

It's been a hell of a day.

Good night, Father Jack.

I'll drive you back.

You know, you're right.

This can't be impossible.

There must be a piece of me...

See, I think there's something in there,

in your head, that I need to solve this

case.

And if I can't shake it loose, I'm

sorry.

But I'm going to have to go in there and

get it.

Okay, you're freaking me out now.

I don't understand.

I don't get how this will help.

You want me to write the story? Yes, the

story.

The story of the Reverend Wicked Mood.

One pina jalapeno. Okay. I need to see

his m*rder and the events leading up to

it through your eyes.

Starting where?

Oh, wherever you like.

Just keep it interesting. Keep it

moving. Spare no detail.

Look, I'm not a writer. Take your time.

Cool.

I'll be quite comfortable.

So I spent the past hour doing exactly

that.

And now I'll put down this pen.

and hand it to you.

I guess wait while you read my story of

the m*rder of my senior Jefferson Wicks.

Her question is, why did I think I could

lie to you and get away with it?

Oh, no, you didn't lie.

I knew you wouldn't.

You didn't say that you thought his part

out loud.

When I joined the others outside, the

police were just arriving.

Join the others outside.

See you stand inside.

So you were the only person with

unobserved access to the utility closet

the m*rder or before the police searched

it.

Why protect him?

I didn't do it to protect Wicks.

I did it to save the people who believed

in him just a little disillusionment.

Well, surely everyone knew.

I mean, it would have been on his breath

after every mass.

He fortified himself.

I have a word in there.

But everyone must have known.

The spirit really moves him today, huh?

No, not everyone.

Sam.

One good person in this whole place.

Getting sober saves his life.

I don't know if the press and police

were there. Why let that be part of the

story?

Wicks had been stabbed.

I don't know how or by whom, but I knew

he'd been stabbed.

But it had nothing to do with it. It was

an impulse.

A little storytelling to protect my

flock.

Oh, bullshit!

And in protecting their bubble of

belief, you have shielded a k*ller!

Where is that flask?

sh*t's not here.

God, I'm sorry.

He was stabbed, so I didn't think it.

No, you did not think.

But we're into the woods now, so you

better start.

I'm broken in my room.

This is hitting me.

This is deviant. It's calculated against

me. And now you see the enemy we're up

against.

You have listened to this block of

stories with empathy and grace, but

done with that now.

We've wasted enough time.

Tomorrow. We used the gathering at the

burial to question them all together. We

must discover what happened that night.

And what this flock of wicked wolves is

hiding.

The train.

Pierced.

m*rder*d.

And left in a hole to rot.

To be forgotten.

As with our savior, so with the church.

Our church is assailed by wicked

modernity. By the enemies of God. The

harlot wh*res. The vermin who would

oppress and silence.

and bar us from our rightful place as

the rulers of a Christian nation of

And even as I stand before you as a

warrior of Christ, in the armor of God,

ready to fight the world to my last

breath, you shall not pass!

As our Lord was, I am betrayed by Judas.

Gentlemen, may I have a moment?

Judas in many forms.

Always. The true threat comes from

within.

Remember my words.

On this Good Friday, remember what's to

come. Remember, all of you.

You will rise again.

You will be okay.

You will rise again.

You will rise. The hour approaches, the

hour I have warned you about.

Remember what I have promised you all

come Easter Sunday, for I will make good

on that promise. Yes, I will.

For behold, though he is struck down,

the righteous son of God will rise

Eve's apple restored to the tree and the

wealth of his kingdom and his rising

rain.

And as you gnash your teeth in the

darkness, you unfreeze. Faithful devils,

you lie cold and forgotten and alone, he

will rise again

to reclaim what is his.

Strike down the wicked and raise his

true son to the throne of this nation.

Yes, he will rise. Yes, he will rise.

Yes, tremble in fear, for he will

rise again in glory, in vengeance, in

w*r.

I am lost, Father.

Here, sign on the bottom.

This is between you and me.

I don't care what the Internet says.

I think there's a chance you didn't do

it.

All right, everyone, listen up. Oh,

would you look who it is? It's Judith

Father, you are not welcome here. All

right, stop!

Here's what's going to happen. Benoit

Frick and Blanc and I are going to ask

all some questions, and you're going to

ask them, and we're going to get to the

bottom. Who k*lled my senior wick and

why?

And then, that's it.

Okay? Okay.

So.

Thank you, Father Judd. That was pretty

good. And we're going to start with what

happened that night right here in this

very room.

You mean the time Judd admitted to all

of us that he k*lled a man? Okay. No,

that was the boxing thing. And now he's

covering his eyes by attacking us. He's

a pinot. A pinot?

Priest in name only.

Helping Benoit Blanc crack the mystery

of the evil, evil church.

And then some libtard will make a

podcast about all this. And before you

it, the idiot versions of all of us will

end up on Netflix.

Oh, the idiot version.

God forbid.

Jesus!

It's a miracle!

I can walk, Martha.

It just hurts.

I say good.

Expose it all.

Wicks is a con man.

Miracle, supernatural power of God

bullshit.

I really believe.

I still want to believe.

How sick is that?

Well, actually, I was inquiring not

about your prayer group, but about the

shadowy meeting with Wicks that took

place in this room on Palm Sunday.

was that meeting actually about?

Who wants to go first?

I'll tell you.

Si. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hold on

there, buddy. Hey, no, no, no, no. You

your mouth, you little sh*t. Wait, no,

this isn't your decision.

You tell me nothing. Oh, hey, see, I

apologize.

I promise you that what we talked about

that night has nothing to do with witch

k*lling, okay?

But it does have to do with things that,

if made public, can ruin people.

In this room. I recorded the whole

thing. Just hit play.

No!

All right.

Very dramatic, Vera.

Cut your audience. What's this about?

I've been thinking about your mom.

I never knew her, but growing up in this

church, I knew the story

of the harlot wh*re. And I've been

thinking about what her life must have

like to be trapped in a house with her

father and her son, closing rank,

shaming her.

and teaching us all to shame her.

That poor girl.

Yesterday, I got a call from a family

law colleague in Brooklyn.

He wanted to double -check contact

details for Monsignor Jefferson Wicks,

client, because my client had filed an

AOP with him.

In Brooklyn.

Though I would not know.

What's an AOP?

Acknowledgement of parentage.

Affirmation that I, Jefferson Wick, am

the biological father of Cyrus Draper.

No shame for you.

Right? Who was the mother?

Does it even matter?

No, no.

It was she came back and dropped this

poor kid in your lap.

And then she went and had a life.

And my faithful father came to the

rescue. Once again, the boys club,

drinks, and there I was, the loyal

little idiot, trapped.

And I obeyed and I honored and raised

your son while you sat on your

pulpit. Shameless, you hypocritical son

of a b*tch!

Si?

Did you know?

Not until Vera told me this morning.

Yes.

Si is my son.

From a loose woman of no importance, who

I knew for one night and haven't seen

in 30 years, Vera's father and I kept a

secret, but no longer.

He is my heir.

My son.

Now the world is going to know it.

So, rats, flee the sinking ship?

Don't cut the sh*t.

You're all standing by here, man.

I just wanted to see it. I wanted to see

it for myself. You eat his sh*t with a

spoon and come back for a second.

That's kind of condescending, Vera. You

don't know what we're feeling.

I think we're all, as Christians, very

shaken up by what you just said.

But we're fighting an existential w*r

here where the end justifies the means.

The church doesn't need some p*ssy who's

going to lie down and take it. We need

a warrior. We need a warrior.

And I believe that God chose Monsignor

Wicks.

to be his warrior.

So you and your son have my sword.

And we don't know this woman.

We do not know her.

We do not know, right, how she... What

is truth?

Right, with various sources. We don't

know that. We don't... What exists?

Does any of this exist?

So... Well said, Doc.

Thank you.

You promised if I stuck with you, you

could heal me.

That's true.

I don't need you to be a saint.

We're with you, my senior wick.

And literally nothing that you say or do

is going to change that.

I will give my final service a week from

today on Easter Sunday.

And then I will close the doors of this

sad little church for good.

But not before I have destroyed each and

every one of you.

Sir, wait, what, what?

You're drinking, Matt?

What? No, you're a dangerous man.

Going to work drunk, treating patients,

children while drunk.

This community should know. The medical

board should know.

No one must ever trust or hire you

again.

And Lee, this Troubadour book you've

been writing, its bootlicking

idiocy is an affront to my ministry.

It's my duty to warn not only the

but my friends in the publishing world.

It must be buried. You must be buried.

Exposed. Is the irrelevant clown that

you are. What the hell? What is even

happening right now?

And Vera, you are your father's

nightmare.

He would be so ashamed.

Simone, I cannot heal a faithless woman.

I cannot help you. You said you could

cast it out of me.

I promised you nothing.

I've given you all of my savings. You

cannot buy God's healing.

You will never be healed.

You will die in pain in the prison of

that chair.

Why are you doing this?

I don't understand.

This is a joke. I am so confused.

This is a joke.

Is this payback for the Father Judd

prayer meeting? No, Father Judd's prayer

meeting?

I have kept this church. I have

fortified it with the truth of God. And

betrayal to find my authority.

and faith and life itself challenged him

from inside my own sanctuary

all

of you

you can't follow my path yes we are at

w*r and i

cast you out of my fortress on easter

sunday when the pews fill with

i will lay bare the sins of this flock

Cut you loose and shake the dust of this

place off of my sandals.

Into hell.

With you all.

Well, Glory, they cleared the room.

Si.

Why'd he do that?

Thay, tell me what was happening.

Why'd he t*rture them all? Why would he

do that? Because I told him to.

When Vera told me the truth, I went and

found him.

And he embraced me as a son for the

first time in my life.

He unburdened himself.

I hate this place.

I hate this sad flock of losers.

You wanna get out?

And now finally, I can.

He told me his grandfather's family

fortune lost all these years. He told me

found it just this week.

No. No, that money is gone. Nobody knows

where Prentiss put it, but it's gone

without a trace.

He told me he found it.

He was going to shutter this dump and

retire in filthy wealth.

And I told him, are you nuts?

Retire. Do you know the power of what

you do on that stage?

I've shrunk the flock. No, you

radicalize them.

That is power.

In a small town, there are only so many

witches to burn and zealots to activate.

Your flame lacks fuel.

But on the internet?

Wildfire.

That's money.

You're a cult of personality.

Are you kidding me?

Give me four years.

You could be president.

Together, we can build a real empire.

There's a father and a son.

Like in the Star Wars?

Yeah, exactly like the Rebels.

His ministry and my political instinct

fueled by enough money. Can you imagine

what we could do in Christ's name?

Yeah. Yeah, I think I can.

First, I told him, and I'll admit this

is a little personal. First, I told him

we need to burn this flock.

They're a liability.

If they associate themselves with us,

show up on cable news, even want to play

from this thing, we need to burn them

off like leeches.

That's why I torched them all.

Because if you're a petty

vindictiveness, one of them might have

it. You know that, right?

Getting back to this vast fortune.

So it's yours now?

Technically, yes.

Technically? He didn't tell you where it

was?

No.

There's a counter empty. There's

nothing.

So where is it?

And then I realized 50 years ago, what

was the safest way for Prentice to hide

$80 million?

A Swiss bank account.

Uh -huh. And so all you need to do is

find that account number.

No luck there?

It has to be written down somewhere.

Martha filed everything and it isn't

I don't know.

Here, I thought I might do a clone

because he kept saying Eve's apple would

restored to the tree. That was a thing.

As if Eve's apple is the fortune.

But it seems to count. We're looking for

19 of her, so it doesn't work.

Vera, did he ever tell you anything?

Even if he did, I would go to my grave

before giving it to you.

Yeah.

You'd have done anything to keep the

prodigal son from getting the fortune.

burns you up.

You bitter hag.

Money is one psalm in the bible of my

bitterness.

You f*cking child.

You should come and get your sh*t. It'll

be around the street.

Yeah, you're an detective.

I'll pay you. I don't care. This is very

important. My inheritance and future

political career depends on it. Can you

think?

of anything related to eve's apple that

might contain that number

what did you think

of anything you'll call me oh yeah give

back all right

look

everywhere it might be

the metal.

I need to file this. File that.

It doesn't make sense. I know.

An $80 million fortune.

But if Eve's apple is the fortune and

it's not a pile of cash in a Swiss

somewhere, what is it?

What? The big print of the day limit.

It says the crypt opening thing was

ordered last Wednesday.

That can't be right.

Who had pre -ordered burial equipment

for a man who isn't dead?

Someone I knew with great certainty when

that day and hour would come. Give me

that.

Oh, that computer printer, that's not a

misprint. That's it. Whoever called in

that order, that's the key. Okay, yeah,

yeah.

Feel a little construction, Mr. Belize.

Hello, Belize. It's a closet job from

Potential Fortitude.

Oh.

Hello. Hi, Louise. We have a piece of

your construction equipment here today

a foot to open a crypt.

Not too often we get a crypt opening

order. Great. So I need to know. I

process that order while I do all the

processing. Yeah. What I need to know,

Louise. I run this place with my brother

James. Right. He takes orders, but I

process the order. Right. So the reason

I'm calling, Louise.

I've been to that church of yours.

I don't think you were there. No, I'm

new.

I'm relatively new here. Louise, I have

to ask.

No, he's an older guy.

Father... Monsignor.

Monsignor. Father Monsignor. Okay, well,

he was preaching one -on -one, and I've

got to tell you, that is not that nice,

man. But I am sorry that he, yikes,

died. And, you know, for all y 'all

blots over there, it's pretty sad.

I have to interrupt.

I have a question.

Yeah. The order for the forklift.

I need to know who placed the order.

James takes the orders, and he's

actually left for the day. Can I have

number? This is very important. We need

to find out who placed that order.

No, no, look, I don't think I can do

that, but you know what I can do? It's

important. Excuse me, Father.

What I can do, as I was saying, is I can

get that information for you, and then

I will get you... That's it. That's

great. And if you can call James now, I

would appreciate it so much. Thank you,

Louise. Okay, I will.

Yeah, though, I mean, if you can make it

quick, this is a priority for us right

now. We should call you back.

last time we talked.

She has a tumor in her brain that's

affecting her and it's making her say

really terrible things and so I said bad

things back and now I'm afraid that

that's going to be the last thing that

we ever say to each other.

Father, I am, I'm feeling pretty alone.

I'm so sorry, Louis.

You're not alone.

And I'm right here.

I'm here.

Can you tell me your mother's name?

about his love.

And it will come to her in this time.

Lord, I pray for Louise.

Be with her and give her wisdom and

guidance.

Hold her in your healing arms and let

her know that you have loved.

She is not alone.

And we pray through Christ our Lord.

Amen.

Okay, Louise.

You have my number anytime, day or

night.

I'm here for you.

This church is yours.

Bless you.

A storm.

I came to close up.

I'll get the church. You take care of

the rectory.

Don't follow me, Blondes. I'm done.

And, uh, why exactly?

I had a road to Damascus thing.

Paul had a holy revelation on the road

to Damascus. Yes, I know. He was struck

blind and a lad hard -washed.

Probably just a case of pink eye.

But he was not on the verge of solving a

m*rder when it happened.

I mean, what do you think we're doing

here?

Why do you think I became a priest? No

bullshit. Really, why?

You felt guilt for taking a life.

And the church, it offered you a place

to hide and a clear method to give you a

sense of absolution.

The guy I k*lled in the ring, I hated

him.

I remember. I knew he was in trouble,

and I kept going and going until I felt

him break. It wasn't an accident. I

k*lled him with hate in my heart.

hiding from that. There's no solving it.

God didn't hide me or fix me. He loves

me when I'm guilty. That's what I should

be doing for these people, not this

whodunit game.

Now, now, wait a minute.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You look at me when I'm talking to you.

We're looking for a m*rder*r. This is

not a game. It is a game!

Solving it! Winning it!

Getting your big checkmate moment!

And by using me in it, you're sending me

against my real and only purpose in

life, which is not to fight the wicked

and bring them to justice, but to serve

them and bring them to Christ.

Otherwise, I'm just as bad as wicked,

making it about me and not Jesus.

Listen, you don't have to understand,

blog, but just please, please, please,

please let me be.

see that again no i'll make it about you

not jesus like wicks you said father

this is important help me understand we

are here to serve the world not beat it

that's what christ did so so when wicks

was talking about fighting the world for

christ's sake he wasn't talking about

christ he was talking about his own ego

and power he's never talking about

christ

Yes, over and over he talked about

Christ, rising in power, getting his

on the unspeakable.

Eve's apple is the treasure.

Eve's apple restored to the tree. What

does that mean?

I don't know.

I don't care.

That'll be Jeremy coming for our update

on the case. Now, Father, you're right.

This is my case, not yours.

Why don't you head back to the rectory?

I'll handle it.

Thank you.

Thanks for the door shut when you leave.

Hope you catch a k*ller, Ron.

Thank you. I will.

Not here.

I want you to search those bathrooms and

that closet thing, too.

Oh.

It's good, right?

It's great, actually.

Especially the part where Gideon fell

and walks you through the possible

solutions of a locked -up crime.

Yeah, you covered three of them. Then

you stopped.

Now, having read the fourth, I know why.

See, I re -watched the video and I

realized something.

From the moment Judd enters the closet

until the first of the flock has a line

of sight into that closet is nine

seconds.

Nine seconds alone and unseen.

Plenty of time to do the deed with a

concealed knife.

That's how it's done, right?

No games, no bullshit. That's how it was

done.

Yes.

And you knew. You knew all along and you

toyed with that poor child. You're like

a cat with a mouse. I don't have the

whole picture just yet.

If you could give me a little more time.

No.

I'm going to be able to. No.

I found my k*ller and I'm bringing him

in.

Where is he?

Here.

Oh, sh*t.

Who's that?

The groundkeeper, Samson.

This was 100 % medically dead dead.

We know this. I'm just saying, mate.

Right.

Cannon, you can also say out loud, a man

can't just rise from the dead.

And there's obviously some scooby -doo

sh*t going on here.

Scooby -dooby -doo. Praise to God!

Praise and glory!

Praise and glory to the Almighty.

Hey, Rick, set a perimeter on the road.

The music is going to spread fast, and I

don't want any looking.

Chief,

that motion detector light there, it's

also a camera, but it's not hooked up to

anything. Camera?

Maybe it's recording something on a chip

inside. Why don't you bring it into the

media lab?

Hallelujah. Praise God. He has raised up

his servant.

from hey we do my favorite hip -hop this

entire area down to the growth the

homicide scene the ground keeper is dead

This is Father Judd.

Father Judd, it's Louise. How are you

doing?

I hope it's not too late, but he said it

was urgent, so I just wanted to tell

you. I spoke to James, and the order for

the fourth book was actually placed by

Monsignor Wicks.

He spoke to James directly about it, so

I do hope that this clears things up.

And God bless you, Father. You have

yourself a good night, okay?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, you too, Louise.

Martha, what?

What?

It's a miracle.

Bullshit. No, it happened. Martha said

the tomb is empty. I'm calling everyone.

I'm on my way now.

Did you, uh... What are you doing? You

don't smoke.

I did.

I smoked for 15 years.

Did Lee call you? Did he tell you?

Yeah.

Okay, well, I'm going to go witness a

miracle. You enjoy your cigarette

He's got it.

All right, so it's not great quality.

It's fine.

Yeah, so it records any time there's

motion, and this clip is four seconds

later.

Okay.

Craig, from the guarding tool.

We did a wonderful database check to

suspect your questions.

It's Father Judd.

f*ck.

f*ck.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

myself in. No, you are not.

I did it, right? I'm guilty. You have to

let me in. Listen, you're going to tell

me exactly what happened, but right now,

how do I get to Dr. Nat's house?

Get quickly.

I regret my story.

I only hope we're not too late. Now,

just get down.

Is it real?

I need to see.

Please, I need to see.

Just waiting you know

Oh, there it is.

Wake?

Yeah, it's him.

Is he?

Yeah. I mean, for what it's worth these

days.

This might get unplugged. I mean, more

unplugged.

Dr. Yeah.

In the flesh, the Elf was left good.

Geraldine, it's Blanc.

Yeah, he's standing right here.

Listen to me. You're going to want to

come to Dr. Nat's house.

There's a body or two.

It's all here.

Yes, yeah.

It's finished.

I'll call you back.

Father John, wait, wait. I k*lled Ben. I

have to do this.

Have to do it in my own free will or it

won't mean anything.

Call General Lee for me, please.

If Father Judge returns to his church,

he's ready to confess.

Father Judd, I'm here to arrest you for

the m*rder of Monsignor Jefferson

Winston Sampson Holt and your person of

interest in the death of Dr. Nathaniel

Sharp. What did Dad say?

m*rder*d in his home.

We also recovered Wicks' body.

It's over.

Anything you say can't be used against

you in a court of law.

But if you'd like to confess to

anything, this seems like a pretty great

to do it.

Yeah.

Years ago, I m*rder*d a man in a boxing

ring.

And I k*lled him with hate in my heart.

Last night, that same sin rose in me,

and in a moment of fear and rage,

I... I'm sorry. That was

dramatic, but I needed you to stop

talking.

No, no, no. Just sit down and listen.

Please continue.

Please continue. In a moment of fear and

rage... Do not silence the voice of the

Lord! But sit down!

And behold the wickedness and shame of

the guilty laid bare before you all!

Let us begin with Wix's m*rder.

Right here, on Good Friday, the

impossible crime.

Geraldine, you were correct in your

deduction.

When Montefiore Witt collapsed in that

closet space, he wasn't dead.

He wasn't even stabbed, not yet.

The flag he kept stashed in the breaker

box was sparked with a very powerful

tranquilizer. He drank from it,

fortified himself, and within minutes

the floor unconscious.

A clanky clunk.

Leaving him defenseless and giving the

k*ller their chance to enter the closet

and deliver the deadly blow.

I said that already.

Father John. No. The knife was in his

back when I found him. Something in his

back. So how? When?

It's impossible, my father. What did you

see?

The red devil head.

Blood? You assumed it was Wix's. Now,

I'll show you the answer to this. Did

see?

Il Diablo. The pizza bar. The

photograph.

You thought you saw.

But that wasn't it. No.

It was a second identical lamp. A second

identical devil head.

Yeah.

And it was also missing.

Two devils.

Yes.

Why, too?

And why paint it red?

Well, it's not red, though. It's red

now. The same red as the Good Friday

vestments. The same exact red as the

mysterious thread found in the closet.

Because the second devil head was there

all the time.

Sewn to the back of his vestments.

Hollow, light, filled with a small squib

of blood.

Triggered by an RF remote.

Hit all.

at the exact right moment a doctor the

voice of authority who can wait for the

discovery he needs before taking charge

the moment of distraction presents

itself and the deed is quickly done the

final task to remove the incriminating

drug -laced flask. But

where was it? It was gone.

The one hiccup in his plan.

The result of a moment of foolish grace

by Father Judd, who concealed the flask,

to hardwix his drinking, and returned

later to retrieve it.

My God.

Nat.

Why?

Wiggs was going to forge the Earth.

He was going to ruin him.

No, the bigger why. The why that brought

you here. Why'd you allow this insane,

elaborate stuff, the theatricality, the

impossible crime?

Why?

Indeed. So, if Dr. Nat k*lled Wiggs, who

k*lled Nat? Well, now we get to it.

Not some fiddly locked -door mystery

with devices and clues, but a

much...

larger scheme one whose roots run to the

bedrock of this church and one which

draws me an unbeliever in every sense of

the word into the realm of belief

i had to look at the myth that

was being constructed

Not to solve whether it was real or not,

but to feel in my soul the essence of

that which it strove to convey.

A holy priest struck down by no man, but

by the hand of Satan himself,

laid to rest in the sealed tomb of his

father, but then risen by the

will of God.

Risen as something new. No longer a

fallible man, but now a symbol of the

power over death.

His justice for the holy.

His vengeance for the wicked.

Okay. And now, what really happened?

Yes. Yes. It is time to break this.

tawdry facade of miracles and

resurrections and reveal what really

is time for Benoit Blanc's final

checkmate over the mysteries of faith.

Are you okay?

Damascus.

Damascus?

What?

A road to Damascus, then? Yes. Yes,

Damascus.

I cannot solve this case.

What?

Are you saying that your conclusion,

Benoit Blanc, is that when Senior Wick

from the dead, that it was a miracle?

I'm saying I cannot solve this case.

That works.

Thank you.

You know what really happened? You

should tell everyone.

Is he sparing our faith or being

respectful or something? Because we

truth. It is not.

I need the truth.

Can't you just give us the answer? Isn't

that what all this is for?

And would you consider blurbing my book?

No.

Okay. All right.

Show's over. Everyone out.

Out.

Out.

Add another chapter, and then we're

ready. We're ready

to publish.

Trust me, Alan. Call random. It's going

to be huge.

What we witnessed is a miracle confirmed

by Benoit Blanc himself.

The world will know what happened.

What the

hell was that?

Road to Damascus.

Scales fell from my eyes.

So what? You believe in God and all

this? No,

no. God is a fiction. My revelation came

from Father Judd.

His example to have grace.

Grace for my enemy.

Grace for the broken.

Grace for those who...

Deserved to lead it.

But I'm needed the most.

For the guilty.

Mr. Balak, you know the truth.

I do, yes.

And you made yourself the fool just now.

So that you could do this of your own

free will.

And now you better do it.

Quickly.

Confession. Bless me, Father, for I have

sinned. It is the week since my last

confession.

I told myself it started with pure

intent.

But the truth is, it started.

To take his final communion.

This is Eve Apple, lover.

My entire cursed fortune.

All the sin in the world.

All that Eve hungers for.

I have trapped her.

She'll never again be plucked by evil

hands.

He took the jewel to his grave.

I swore that I would protect this great

secret.

But Grace, she discovered that he had

bought the diamond.

I don't know how.

She knew a fancy brand.

What would come in a custom -made

Faberg box itself worth maybe $20 ,000

trinket?

Plastic Jesus, no.

Something fascist, worth a fortune.

A jewel.

But she didn't know where he hid it.

So that night... She didn't have to

create the church in anger.

No, she was looking for the hidden

jewel.

A dark life of desperation.

A prisoner to shame and judgment.

It was her one way out.

Martha, what did he say to her?

I know where he hid it.

And you'll never find it.

Through Harlot Hoare.

Where is it?

Where is it? I kept the secret

of Eve's apple locked in my heart for 60

years.

A terrible burden.

Until... Until... I challenge you to

confess it.

With defiant pride, I confess.

Time is of the essence now. Let us undo

the rectory.

Vera confronted Wicks, and you learned

about Psy.

I could accept that he had strayed.

But as he spoke, something became clear.

This was something much bigger.

He was embracing that terrible boy.

That's when I suspected.

So you call the construction company.

Thank you, James.

And I would say...

He had ordered the equipment to open the

crypt, to steal the diamond for his own

greed and lust for power. The corrupted

sin of Eve's Apple would be

unearthed, and this church would fall

because of it.

Everything Prentiss had warned me about,

I had failed him.

All my life.

I was not the bad one. I was the good

one, the faithful one, serving and

protecting the church.

If I failed in that, what is my life?

My sole purpose.

And I failed.

it forever and with the same stroke race

wakes up as a miraculous risen

saint not a fallible man but a symbol

that would save my church

all it would take is a miracle

Despot. Someone who would fall in line

to face a surgeon with a day in mind to

cover his shame.

And who had access to medical grade

tranquilizers.

Yes, and that.

If all went according to plan.

Oh, God.

My vanity. So wicked.

Master?

I understand. I promise I do.

Keep going. I'm here. I didn't reckon

the cost.

Forgive me, Samson.

Strong Samson. Fatal Samson. Samson.

Who made the coffins.

You were right.

He didn't understand why we were doing

it.

Anything for you.

My angel.

But he trusted me.

Because he loved me.

Oh, look.

How did it go so wrong?

It was supposed to be so simple. The

doctor gave the signal.

Samson retrieved the jewel.

The Lazarus door served his purpose.

All caught on camera the way we planned.

Dr. Knapp would drive off with Rick's

body in his truck and dispose of it in

that nasty look in his cellar.

And the next day, Samson would tell the

tale of the risen saint and his word of

blessing to his faithful groundskeeper.

Before ascending back into heaven.

A miracle.

You wouldn't be there.

I wasn't supposed to be there.

You most certainly were not.

Did you know what had happened when you

found Samson's body?

I had an idea.

But I had to be sure.

He told me the fairy tale of how

everything had gone according to plan.

It was only then that I told him I'd

been to the crypt.

And I knew he was lying.

And then he told me the truth.

This is it. I can't let him see it.

My second mistake, underestimating the

temptation of Eve's apple.

Our agreed mission was to destroy it or

throw it in the sea.

But all this power will I give thee.

Christ himself could resist temptation,

but this desperate little man,

all that stood in his way was Samson and

I.

Now here was his opportunity to remove

his obstacles,

frame a young priest with a violent

past, and keep the duel.

He took it.

And all that remained in his way was me.

He poisoned my coffee with a lethal dose

of pentobarbital.

No remedy once ingested.

Painless. With a little numbness in the

lips.

Then in ten minutes, time for your final

prayer.

Then he begged me to understand why he

was doing all this. That the money would

lure back his harpy wife.

Blah, blah, blah.

I told him I understood.

I understood why he did it.

These things I did with innocence in my

heart.

Vengeance is mine, said the Lord.

And that's the story the crime scene

will tell the world, but inside

my heart.

Then, then, I confess to you, Father.

I have lied.

I have k*lled.

And now, I have topped it all off with a

real doozy.

Father, quickly now. Quickly.

What's happening?

I don't know. When I saw her lips.

It was already too late.

She's taking the pentamobitol.

Call the ambulance now!

There might be a point they get in the

prowler!

You're really good at this.

God, the Father of mercies, through the

death and resurrection of his Son, has

reconciled the world to himself and

poured out the Holy Spirit for the

forgiveness of sins.

And through the ministry of the Church,

may God grant you pardon and peace.

The jewel was never found.

The church closed for a while.

The flock, what was left of them,

scattered.

Some got what they wanted, only to

discover the one thing every holy man

God has a sense of humor.

Got a fresh start.

Maybe to find a path that's theirs, I

hope so.

And found God's great miracle.

Not being cured or fixed, but finding

the sustaining power to wake up every

and do what we're here to do.

In spite of the pain.

Daily bread.

That's what I pray for with you.

That you find what you're looking for.

Where is it? I know.

God damn it, I know you both know. This

is your last chance or we're going to

drag your a*s within the court. Mr.

Wicks, control yourself.

We hoped this mediation would resolve

this matter. She gave it to them and

they're hiding it, I know. We've allowed

your representatives to search the

church and rectory thoroughly. They

found nothing.

Also, Mr. Blanc was there when Martha

passed.

And he denies anything untoward.

Hey.

Hey.

Any hint you've sold it? Any big charity

donations? You fix the roof?

You upgrade your shitty communion wine?

I will watch. I will audit. I will find

out.

I hope you come back to the church one

day. Your real inheritance is in Christ.

b*tch. His video with you is still

trending. Yes.

Benoit Blanc owned.

Owned with a P.

Whatever that means.

We keep pushing the facts out there.

Martha, what really happened, but it

doesn't seem to matter.

We extruders keep flooding our Facebook.

It's an outhouse fire.

Such a time to be alive.

You're going to be very popular once you

open.

Maybe not in a good way.

Are you ready to take that on?

Let him come.

Good luck, kid.

Listen, I'm going to go.

First map is coming up.

Do you want to stick around?

That's so nice of you. There is nothing

I would rather not do.

Too little.

Welcome.