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01x12 - Moody Tuesday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I Heart Arlo". Aired: August 27, 2021.*
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Following the film Arlo the Alligator Boy, I Heart Arlo follows Arlo and his newfound crew set up shop in an abandoned seaside neighborhood and help bring it back to life.

01x12 - Moody Tuesday

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It's original ♪

Like me.

[opening theme music plays]

[Arlo] We all need

Someone to hold us up ♪

To help us on

We make each other better ♪

Though the world's not always right

Tough times, they can make us strong ♪

We all belong

We're beautiful together ♪

We're beautiful together ♪

[exciting music plays]

Ah

Nothing like a stroll in the park!

I've got my delicious nondairy cone!

It cost $12, which is insane.

But that's okay! The sun is shining.

This is shaping up

to be the best day ever.

You're worth it. [slurps]

[splats in slow-motion]

- [gasps]

- [magical whooshing]

[eerie, melancholy music plays]

[sighs]

[splashes]

Ugh!

[chirping angrily]

[sighs]

What a rotten day.

I need a little peace and qu

Bertie!

[strumming banjo] Bertie,

Bertie, Bertie, Bertie, Bert

Bertie, Bertie, Bert Bertie, Bertie

Bertie Whew, Bertie.

This is a long dock.

Maybe I should pace myself. Whew!

[continues playing] Bertie!

[sputtering] Bertie!

Bertie! Bertie!

Bertie Bertie Bertie Bertie

I was sitting around

at home and I thought,

"You know who's great?

[in sing-song] Bertie!"

Arlo, I

I got to thinking about

the unique nature of our friendship.

From meeting in the trainyard

to training in a meatyard

- That might've been someone else.

- [rising groan]

They say the thought counts.

I say it's the feeling behind the thought!

I thought, the best way to express

that feeling is through

[in sing-song]

song!

So I wrote one!

And it goes a little somethin' like

Arlo!

[strings break]

[gasps]

Good thing I practiced

an a capella version.

I'm not in the mood for a song right now.

- [mysterious, melancholy music plays]

- [magical whooshing]

You don't wanna sing with me?

[Bertie] Hmph.

I guess I'll just leave you alone, then.

[banjo rattling]

[banjo continues rattling]

[growls]

Arlo! What do you think of

[whip cracks]

the new do?

- It's fine. I guess.

- [upbeat music playing]

- [eerie sting]

- [magical whooshing]

[sniffs]

Fine. That's fine.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

True sense of self worth

comes from within.

Don't listen to the voices

that doubt you are a queen!

So I know you like to make

bold creative choices,

but last time you went

a little short with it,

and I'm not sure I want [whimpers]

- [growls]

- [dramatic sting]

[buzzing]

- Agh!

- [magical whooshing]

[door chimes, slams]

[whimpers] Uh, Tony Junior, my boy!

- You massacred my boy.

- [magical whooshing]

[chuckles] Tony! Remember you

wanted me to deliver those pizzas?

Well, instead of doing that,

I had an amazing idea

to expand the business.

Picture this, a moisturizing

face mask that you can also eat.

Alia, I am not in the mood

to entertain one of your

fur-brained business ideas!

They're all terrible!

- [eerie, melancholy music plays]

- [magical whooshing]

Fine. I'll take Pizza Skincare LLC to an

investor who can appreciate my vision.

- [yowls]

- [tires squeal]

Ooh. Aye-ya-ya. [screams]

- [melancholy music plays]

- [vehicle approaching]

[magical whooshing]

[eerie sting]

- Oh, this is getting good. [chuckles]

- [intriguing music plays]

- [tires skidding]

- [crashes]

[ominous music plays]

[whimpers]

Ugh! You look like an old man!

[magical whooshing]

[lights clunk on]

[seagull ruffles feathers]

- [cymbal gongs]

- [exhales]

Breathe, Bertie.

You are the wind.

You are the salty spray of the ocean.

You are in control of your feelings

and you are choosing to feel

- good!

- [positive magical whooshing]

[sighs] Gosh.

Hi, Seaside!

I'm done being antisocial

and ready to go back to being

a charmingly awkward introvert!

Hmm.

- Where is everyone?

- [whimsical music plays]

- Oh, you don't know?

- What?

I think of myself as a pretty salty fish,

but these Seasiders

are so resilient to my negativity!

They frolic around, singing and laughing.

[mocking laugh]

It's sickening.

But you. You seem to have

a gift for spreading misery.

What? What are you talking about?

Think about it.

- You brought a bad mood home to Seaside.

- [gasps]

Did I give Arlo my bad mood?

Spread it like a contagious disease.

Speaking of which,

I have an ointment-related favor

I need your help with.

Just slather it on,

I won't bite too much.

[chomping flirtatiously]

I have to fix this.

Fine! I'll do it alone!

All alone.

- Ugh.

- [squishing]

Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh

- [struggles]

- [clatters]

No!

Ugh.

[panting]

Oh, Arlo. [breathes deeply]

Hi, there.

[croaking angrily]

[gasps] You too?

[croaking raspily]

[breathes deeply]

[Arlo groaning]

- Oh, Arlo.

- [gentle music plays]

[chuckles softly] Knock knock!

[muffled groan]

Let me in! [chuckles]

- [hisses]

- [dramatic sting]

- [squeals] Okay. I'm sorry.

- [chomps]

You want to talk about how you're feeling?

I don't know!

I was so excited

to sing this new song for you,

but someone wasn't interested and

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-nang-nang-nang-nang-nang

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

- You done?

- Na-na-na-na-na-na. No!

Then my stomach felt like

there was a ball of fire inside,

and it went all the way up to my head.

And then

[mimics sounds

of multiple mental explosions]

Is this hormones?

Arlo, no.

You're in a bad mood.

I think I gave it to you.

Well, take it back. I don't want it.

[hisses]

I'm so sorry.

Do you want to sing your song for me now?

No! I'm not in the mood.

Oh, I see.

- [tuning]

- Bertie. Bertie.

Bertie!

Look, can you go outside?

I think I need to be

[echoes]

alone.

[prolonged, shocked gasp]

- [gentle music plays]

- [clatters]

Try to forget the bad mood

That I gave to you, gave to you ♪

Won't you give me

The benefit of the doubt? ♪

Please let me know

If you'll open up to me, up to me ♪

We stomp it, we crush

We throw it out, throw it out ♪

[disorienting electronic sampling]

[hip hop beat plays]

[rapping] I see you

I get what you tryna do ♪

Sometimes things that make us break us

But I know you ♪

Just a little bad mood

Just a little attitude ♪

Just a little blue

Blue shake because I love you ♪

I remember when my life was a dream ♪

Had a moment when I let it

Fall apart at the seams, yeah ♪

But the second

When you know that's a thing ♪

Hey, I know you get me

G-g-g-g-get me, get me ♪

I can lift you up

I wouldn't want to do it with another ♪

- [Bertie] I can lift you up ♪

- [Arlo] Get me, g-g-g-g-get me ♪

[Bertie] I can lift you up ♪

[both] I wouldn't want to do it

With another ♪

- [Bertie] I can lift you up ♪

- [Arlo] G-g-get me ♪

G-g-g-g-get me ♪

Hey, Arlo

I did it when I felt low ♪

Took it way too far

Now I gotta bring it back ♪

Though my friends can lift me up, bro

Higher than I wanna go ♪

To the brink of heaven to eleven

And I'm grateful, yeah ♪

I remember when my life was a dream ♪

Had a moment when I let it

Fall apart at the seams, yeah ♪

But the second

When you know that's a thing ♪

I know you get me

G-g-g-g-get me, get me ♪

- [Bertie] I can lift you up ♪

- [Arlo vocalizing]

I wouldn't want to do it with another ♪

- [Bertie] I can lift you up ♪

- [Arlo] Get me, g-g-g-g-get me ♪

[all] I can lift you up ♪

I wouldn't want to do it with another ♪

- I can lift you up ♪

- [Arlo] Get me, get me, g-g-g-g-get me ♪

[music ends]

- [Arlo] Love singing with you guys.

- Where you going? Where's my lift?

[Arlo] Good night, Tiny Tony.

- Good night, Furlecia.

- Good night, Arlo.

Get that beauty rest, y'all.

Good night, Bertie. Good night, Alia.

- [Arlo] Good night.

- Yeesh.

- [Alia] Night, Marcellus.

- [Arlo] See you, Bert. Love you.

- [Furlecia] Night!

- [Marcellus] I get it.

You like saying good night to each other.

Just go to bed already!

[Arlo] Okay. [laughs] He's so funny.

Cut it out. All right, good night.

[closing theme music plays]