k*ll Dolly k*ll (2023)

[bunniefuu]

(dramatic music)

You will be my friend to the end.

You will be my one

and only only friend. 000.

Many many, many.

Life is but a dream to me.

Merrily.

Oh so.

It's all working out.

Going according to plan.

So they really make me.

Dream. Oh,

that's your new name.

Merrily I'll call you merrily.

Oh, you.

Oh, wait till you see your transformation.

Oh, we are going to be

the best of friends.

Oh, I have so many friends.

O-m-g!

So you see. She.

Thank you for making me beautiful.

Oh, oh. To practice.

It's my honor.

And thank you for all my new friends.

Oh, oh.

I can't believe that you're actually here.

Benji,

when I discovered you,

I heard your story. Oh.

We're the same Benji.

You know, I've

been having a lot of fun,

but I think I should get going.

What do you mean?

You just got here.

And where would you go anyways?

We have everything that we need

right here.

All our friends are here. 000.

First we have Maxine.

Maxine. Say hello to Benji.

Hi, Benji.

I'm Maxine.

I'm your biggest fan.

Can I have your autograph?

No, Maxine.

Don't make our guest feel uncomfortable.

Oh, and here's cowboy Howard.

Randy. Nice to meet you.

You're a strapping young man.

Yeah. How?

Next, we have Kimberly. Oh.

Hi, Benji.

Oh, you're all grown up now.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Can I be your girlfriend

now, Kimberly?

Don't be a hussy.

And introducing the belle of the ball.

Our newest addition to the tea party firm.

Merrily.

Are you all right?

I know Simon.

I was just thinking maybe I could get us

something to eat.

Oh, so you're just hungry?

You're hungry?

Oh. So hungry.

Well, you know,

I do like to cook.

Go ahead,

make some.

I never get sick of this sh*t.

Oh, well.

Hey, guys.

Come on.

We need your help.

We got to get these people out of here.

Please.

Yes, please.

Please, miss. Wake up.

We can go right now.

Come on.

Come on. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Follow me.

We're going to go.

Come on. Hey, hey, I need your help.

Hey! Come on, get him.

You okay?

Hey, man.

Yeah.

No no no.

Nobody's. Nobody's leaving.

Well, come

on, I've been a good friend to you all.

Actually, remember,

I used to bake pies together.

I remember Kimberly, Kimberly.

Oh, we had something special.

Not me.

I'm not.

Oh, cowboy.

Oh, cowboy.

Oh, well,

you've always been my favorite. Oh.

Oh, no no no no no no no.

Do you know what

it's like to be so lonely.

That you have to make your own friends?

I'm so lonely.

I'm so lonely.

Love me,

love me,

love me,

love me,

love me. Oh,

Marilyn, are you alive?

Oh. Overall,

I think that worked really well.

Danny, is that any real man?

Yeah.

That's right.

Here, you have that.

Hey, Benji.

I think your face is nothing.

What's so funny?

Life's funny.

And last week,

I quit my job so I can travel the world.

And now I'm wearing a dress

and I'm gonna die.

It's the medicine department.

We need to get you out of

here. Oh, man. I'm gonna die.

Aren't you afraid?

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna die.

It's that guy

who did all this stuff to us, right?

But at least

he went after what he wanted most

wanted friends.

He made some.

Obviously,

there are better ways to make friends.

Okay.

You try.

Oh. Have,

I want pancakes for breakfast.

Yeah.

(screams) What the f*ck is wrong

with everybody in this place?

There are dolls everywhere,

just f*cking dolls (screams).

Duct tape, you tied

me up with duct tape?

b*tch, what the f*ck did you expect?

I wasn't in the Boy Scouts.

I don't know how to tie a damn rope.

You're so pretty.

What's your story?

What is my story?

Wouldn't you like to know?

The, what do you want with

us, what's wrong with you?

I will tell you what's wrong with me.

(dramatic music)

I was a burlesque dancer.

I was known as Ella Lugosi.

Dolly Dudley was the new girl.

Most new girls are a little

intimidated at first.

They keep their mouth shut,

at least until they've

been there for a while

and earn respect.

But not Dolly.

She had a natural aura about her.

She was mesmerizing.

The young girls loved

her, wanted to be her,

but not us older girls.

We hated her!

I hated her!

Because she was beautiful,

the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.

And everybody wanted her.

I wanted her, too.

Vic, big f*cking fat Vic,

the owner of the club, loved her.

He loved all the new girls he would say

but he loved Dolly the most.

Business hasn't been this good in years.

It's over, he said, pack

your sh*t and get outta here.

(scoffs) I guess I was the old news.

The prick didn't need me

anymore, he had Dolly now.

I looked down on his desk

and saw a letter opener,

(chuckles) a real nice one too.

And suddenly I had an epiphany,

a moment of clarity, like I was reborn.

Ella Lugosi was dead.

And right then my life has changed,

and I became Slasherella.

And now I am back for my revenge.

(c*ptive snores)

[Narrator] No one cares, Slasherella.

You'll find out what

that's all about later.

But right now, let's just focus on me.

Aw, there I am as a little kid hanging out

in the biggest sh*thole

trailer park on the planet

back when I went by Benji (chuckles).

I landed here after my mom

died, I was just a baby.

So they sent me to live

with my Grandma Mitzi

and her as*h*le boyfriend Donald.

Ugh, that's him right there.

(frenetic music)

If that wasn't bad enough

I was bullied relentlessly

by the other kids in the trailer park.

I just wanted to fit in, to

be normal, but they hated me.

They teased me because

I played with dolls.

My dolls were the only friends I had.

My favorite was the blue doll (sighs).

She used to come and talk to me.

She always made me feel better.

And when my life turned to sh*t that day,

it was the blue doll

that helped me k*ll them.

(frenetic music)

(blows land)

(victim screams)

After I lit the trailer

park on fire, I ran away

and Benji was reborn as

Dolly m*therf*cking Deadly.

For the first time in my life, I was cool.

I made friends, real friends,

that loved me for who

I was and welcomed me

with open arms in my new home,

Paradise m*therf*cking Park.

(frenetic music continues)

Now, here's the good part.

(driving rock music)

- Yes, oh God, yes, go.

(Bones grunts)

- Yes, oh.

(Bones grunts)

Oh yes (grunts).

(couple grunts)

Oh god, yes.

Oh, oh, oh god, yes, oh yes.

Oh f*ck, my god, my god, oh (grunts).

(Bones farts)

Ah f*ck, Bones, why do you

always fart when you ej*cul*te?

Oh, when I, when I what?

Oh my God, that stinks, oh God.

Oh, hold on.

I think I might have pooed.

Oh my god, what is that?

Oh f*ck.

(sniffs) Uh, don't worry, babe,

just a Milk Dud.

Get outta here, a*s napkin.

(visitor knocks)

Pull it out and wipe it

off, we got a show to do.

sh*t.

We'll be right there.

We gotta go.

Get out of the way.

(dramatic music)

(leaves rustle)

Hey there, sugar bush.

Where you going, huh, huh?

Lemme get a good look at you.

Calm down, girl.

Don't fight, it makes me feel creepy.

(dress rips)

Yeah.

- Ooh.

- Wait.

This is what you want?

(playful sounds)

Daddy likes those.

Which one of you can handle it?

- I'm first.

- You were first last time.

I put my hand up.

Bubba, you always get the girl first.

It doesn't matter, my hand's up.

People with their hand up go first.

Didn't you go to school?

- No.

- Did you go to school?

- No.

Well, I did for three years

and that's how it works.

Wait a minute, guys, let's ask the lady

who she thinks should go first.

Yeah.

Hey, where'd she go?

Hey, lady, we have a question for you.

(dramatic music)

Hey lady, wait for me.

Oh, geez.

(dramatic music continues)

(corn st*lks rustle)

(door opens)

- Hello, boys.

You isn't the girl we was chasing.

Who the f*ck are you?

I'll tell you who she

is, boys, dead meat.

Guys, guys, guys, that's Dolly Deadly.

Oh, look, fans.

You're just in time

for the meet and greet.

Huh? (Grunts)

(blood gushes)

(crowd applauds)

Bubba, Bubba, I should

have just let you go first.

[Crowd] Aw.

I should have just let you go first.

That's our Bubba.

What a f*cking tearjerker.

(blow lands)

- My eye, my eye.

(crowd applauds)

Zeke!

(blow lands)

- f*cking dolls.

(Dolly laughs)

(blows land)

(frenetic music)

Well, I hope that was good for you boys.

(driving rock music)

(crowd cheers)

It's a Saturday night

and you wanna see a show

Well, I know a place

where we can all go

So come on, baby, and

take a ride with me

We'll dance under the moonlight

and be who we wanna be

Hold your freak flag high

Rock and roll like

you're never gonna die

Hold your freak flag high

Rock and roll like

you're never gonna die

[Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?

[Caller] Yes, I'd like

to report a h* sighting.

[Dispatcher] Ma'am, this line

is for emergency calls only.

[Caller] Don't you ma'am me,

b*tch, this is an emergency.

Dolly Deadly is hiding

out in Paradise Park.

[Dispatcher] (gasps)

Did you say Dolly Deadly?

[Caller] b*tch, please.

Get over here and take out the garbage.

(sirens wail)

(helicopter whirs)

(door crashes)

(driving rock music)

Where's she at, where's she at?

- Get outta my house.

- Where's she at?

We know she's here, come on.

- Tell us where she's at.

- Make it easy on yourself.

I curse you.

Looking for me, boys?

- Yeah.

- Let me see your hands.

Let me see your f*cking hands.

(sirens wail)

(driving rock music)

You're not taking her anywhere.

Welcome to Paradise Park

Welcome to Paradise Park

Welcome to Paradise Park

Welcome to Paradise,

welcome to Paradise

Welcome to Paradise,

welcome to Paradise

Welcome to Paradise,

welcome to Paradise Park

(audience cheers)

(driving rock music continues)

What are you doing,

you don't have any right

to do this to us, we're not...

- Shut your mouth, punk!

I have all right to do this.

(crowd boos)

Hey, Barney Fife, leave her be, man,

she ain't done nothing.

- Barney Fife?

- Barney Fife.

- That's what he said.

- That's enough.

- f*cking adorable.

(crowd jeers)

(elbow lands)

(crowd jeers)

(kick lands)

(crowd jeers)

(kick lands)

(crowd jeers)

(kick lands)

(crowd cheers)

(blow lands)

(bell rings)

(crowd cheers)

(lighter clicks)

(dramatic music)

(door opens)

Hello, doesn't anybody

have a TV in here?

I'm missing my show.

Shut your pie hole, Deadly.

You're lucky we don't take

you straight to the chair.

Well, hello, d*ck Tracy.

You are here for a conjugal visit?

The name's Detective

Wednesday, Walt Wednesday,

and you're not my type.

Oh?

Well, we could at least talk

about it, right, detective?

No thanks, toots.

I've seen your work.

You do most of your talking with that

little dull knife thingy, whatever.

I don't have time for nonsense.

My job is to get the

facts and only the facts

and send the bad guys to the big house.

Ooh, you're a real straight sh**ter.

I'd like to see that.

- I'm sure you would.

I'll see you in court.

Have a good evening, Ms. Deadly.

(door opens)

Hey, you.

Who, me?

- Yeah, she's talking to you.

- You some kind of q*eer?

What the f*ck kind of question is that?

You got a problem with me?

No, not at all.

Ain't that right, Cakes?

Yeah, yeah, what Baby said,

we were just wondering is all.

You two are hookers, instead

of putting each other down,

we should be having each other's backs.

Sticking together is the only way

we're gonna make it through

this sh*t f*ck of a life.

(dramatic music)

Ladies.

Detective.

Well, sure appreciate

the tip there, Slasherella.

Just doing my part, taking out garbage.

Hmm.

How long you and your ladies

plan on staying in town?

Hmm, I don't know.

I think we're gonna

stick around for a while.

Okay, well, you ladies

take care of yourselves, huh?

Oh, we will.

(group laughs)

Hey, I can hear all of you,

all of you.

(crowd cheers)

(martial music)

Ladies and gentlemen, our

national nightmare is over.

The cold-blooded maniac

known as Dolly Deadly

has been apprehended.

(crowd cheers)

I'd like to thank the

Tromaville Police Department

for helping us take this

freak off our streets

once and for all.

(crowd cheers)

This is Tromaville,

a place where our kids can feel safe

going down the streets alone at night.

This is a place where

our families have raised

their children to know that

mom and dad will read to them

every night and put them to

bed and give them warm milk.

The good citizens of Tromaville,

we do naught to bother

with Paradise Park and all

the vermin that lives there.

We've put up on it long enough

and we're not gonna take it anymore.

It's time we run 'em

all out of town, Mayor.

Well, yeah, we could, well, yes.

They're just a bunch of

pill pushers and dump fiends.

Yes, ma'am, it's time

we run 'em out of town

once and for all.

Bunch of sex fiends.

They're all sex freaks.

That's why they live in Paradise Park.

And that's why we're gonna get rid of 'em.

And it starts with Dolly

deadly, no more freaks.

No more freaks.

[Crowd] No more freaks, no more freaks.

Thank you, thank you,

and God bless America.

(crowd cheers)

(upbeat music)

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown

Don't wanna see you frown

They never even knew her

They never even tried

How could they do this to her

How could they make her cry

They said, we'll burn it down

Burn it down

They said, get outta town

Get outta town.

They took my girl,

took her away from me

(dramatic music)

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown

Don't wanna see you frown

They never even knew her

They never even tried

How could they do this to her

How could they make her cry

They said we'll burn it down

Burn it down

They said get outta town

Get outta town

They took my girl,

took her away from me

(dramatic music continues)

Took my only friend,

took her away from me

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down

Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown

Don't wanna see you frown

Oh, my baby's crying

And now I feel like dying

And now my baby's crying

Don't let 'em get you

down, I feel like dying

Oh, my baby's crying

Don't let 'em get you down,

and now I feel like dying

And now my baby's crying,

don't let 'em get you down

I feel like dying

Oh, my baby's crying

(crickets chirp)

(gavel strikes)

Maxwell Weiner, please

approach the bench.

Yes, your honor.

Well, well, this is

very interesting indeed.

- Your honor,

- I see here

that this is your first case,

or should I say your first defendant?

Yes, your honor, it's

true, it's my first case

and it's also my first

defendant, your honor, yes it is.

Well, good luck with that, Mr. Weiner.

Thank you very much,

your Honor, thank you.

(dramatic music)

Dolly Deadly.

Your honor, no, your honor,

can I please have a different

defendant, your honor?

That way, Mr. Weiner,

your client is waiting.

(dramatic music)

It's only your voice

day, don't overreact.

(stomach rumbles)

Everything is under

control, you're doing great.

(Weiner burps and farts)

You're doing just fine, you're

gonna be all right (retches).

Don't have a panic attack over here.

(Weiner coughs)

(stomach rumbles)

(dramatic music continues)

(Weiner retches)

(vomit splashes)

What the f*ck?

(vomit splashes)

Goodness.

Good luck.

Hello, Mrs. Deadly, my name is Maxwell,

Maxwell Weiner, I'm your public defender.

Max Weiner you're my lawyer?

Yes, well, it's actually

Maxwell, Mrs. Deadly.

I mean, I don't want any

problems with you, Mrs. Deadly.

Is there a problem, Mrs. Deadly?

Hell yes, there's a problem.

I'm missing an "Out of

This World" marathon.

I'm sorry.

"Out of This World,"

Evie, Maureen Flanagan,

doesn't anybody watch TV anymore?

Well, I'll certainly see

what I can do, Mrs. Deadly.

It's a bit too late to file a continuance.

Oh my goodness, Deadly, you're

making me schvitz over here.

What I could do if, if

you don't mind, I mean,

can we please just discuss

your case, Mrs. Deadly?

I mean, if you don't mind.

I don't want any problems.

Can we please just discuss your case?

My case, you wanna talk about my case?

If you don't mind.

No, I don't mind if you got the time.

No, I don't mind if you got the time

Let's cut to the chase

and talk about my case

It really ain't nothing

'cause they all had it coming

When I was just a boy, they

told me to go out and play

All the other kids, well, they're mean

'Cause they thought I was g*y

I only played with my dolls

'Cause I didn't like them anyway

They beat me up, they pushed me down

They beat me up, they pushed me down

What comes around, goes around

And you know I don't feel nothing

No, I don't feel nothing

Everybody's got a little something

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

They had it Coming

Oh, oh, they had it coming

They had it coming

Love ya, they had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, and you

know I don't feel nothing

Everybody's got a little something

Everybody's got a little something

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(upbeat rock music)

They beat me up, they push me down

They beat me up, they push me down

But here you go, it comes around

And you know I don't feel nothing

No, I don't feel nothing

Everybody's got a little something

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

They had it coming, oh yeah

They had it coming

They had it coming, oh yeah

They had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it

coming, had it coming

Had it coming, had it coming

And now I don't feel nothing

Everybody's got a little something

Everybody's got a little something

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

they had it coming

Goody f*cking gumdrops.

(group cheers)

Hey there, boys and ghouls.

Well, hello there.

Okay, okay, that's enough.

I'm sure you are all as excited

as I am to hear the results

of the upcoming Serial

k*ller of the Year contest.

(crowd cheers)

- They want Dolly.

Yes, yes.

As you can see from the

polls, Meat Hook Mike

is still holding strong.

But Ice Pick Pete is hot on

his tail, but without a doubt,

this week's fan favorite,

still holding strong is Dolly Deadly.

(group cheers)

Okay, all you cryptonuts,

keep those votes coming in,

and we'll reveal the

results later in the...

[Mom] Oh, the treasure, dinner's ready.

And we'll reveal the

results later in the...

[Mom] Spooky!

Mom, I'm trying to do my show, cut!

(static hisses)

(dramatic music)

All rise for Judge Flowers.

(dramatic music continues)

(gavel knocks)

- You may be seated.

In defense of Dolly Deadly,

Maxwell Weiner, state your case.

Be, before I get into the

actual evidence of this case,

first, let me tell you a little bit

about my client, Mrs. Deadly.

She attended Central High

School and she was very active

with her family and friends, your honor.

And she also had many

hobbies, such as bicycling,

canoeing, crocheting,

playing volleyball, baking,

and she was also an avid

gardener, your honor.

Are you done?

Nuh uh.

And she's also not guilty, your honor.

Have you reached a decision?

We have, your honor.

We, the jury, find the defendant,

Dolly Deadly, not guilty.

(group gasps)

Thank you, thank you so much.

By reason of insanity.

- What?

- What?

What?

(gavel knocks)

Order in the court.

Dolly Deadly, you have

been found not guilty

by reason of insanity, which

means you are considered

to be criminally insane by

the great people of this state

and have won yourself

an all-expense paid trip

to the Tromaville Psychiatric

Ward until further notice.

(group mutters)

Spooky, Spooky.

(drink pours)

(seductive music)

Finally, I have you all to myself.

(chuckles) You have no idea how long

I've been waiting for this moment.

Would you like some wine?

(water bubbles)

(seductive music continues)

I always loved everything about you,

the way you talk, the way you dance,

that little shake in

your booty when you walk.

Here you go.

Now, would you like to

see me naked (laughs)?

Well, of course you would.

Let's do this. Miss Honey.

I always hoped you felt

the same way about me.

And finally, I have you with me.

We could've been together all this time.

Oh, I love you so much,

Dolly, gimme a kiss.

Oh, yeah, oh, oh, let's

have a kai-kai, ooh.

Feel that saucy, ah,

oh, yeah, oh (laughs)!

Yes, Ms. Honey, ooh.

Who are you f*cking now?

Wha, what!

(water splashes)

You wanna go around

the park with me, girl?

No, b*tch, I'm busy.

Get the f*ck outta here.

- Well, fine, f*ck you.

(chimes play)

(door slams)

You wish.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

This is bullshit.

It was that g*ng of b*tches

that tipped off the cops about Dolly.

- But why, man?

- Yeah, dude,

she didn't even know those chicks, right?

Yeah, no one knows those chicks.

Who the f*ck were they?

So what do they want?

Yeah, why are they missing with us?

- sh*t.

- We didn't interrupt

nothing, did we?

- Hi, ladies.

Oh, hey there, kid, let's shake it.

Only four of you,

where's the rest of your dumb g*ng?

(laughs) That's not very nice, honey.

Last time I checked, I'm

the one holding the knife.

If you hurt one hair on her head.

What are you gonna do?

I best remind you who you talking to.

I run this place now and

I'll do whatever I want.

(upbeat rock music)

Well I'm a b*tch

And I'm mean

The craziest girl you've ever seen

You want to try me, well bring it on.

'Cause you won't last very long

I'm a street fighter

and I don't fight clean

I'm a f*cked-up mama

and I'll make you scream

It's off with your head

I don't care if you're dead

You know what I mean

'Cause I'm the queen, yes

Of Paradise Park

Baby you know, you know that I'm hot

But my blood, it runs so cold

So either take your best shot

Or you d*uche your butthole

I'm a street fighter

and I don't fight clean

I'm a f*cked-up mama and

I'll make you scream.

It's off with your head, I

don't care if you're dead

You know what I mean

'Cause I'm the queen

Of Paradise Park

(wind blows)

(lightning strikes)

(thunder rumbles)

There's no room for

mistakes on this one.

I will not tolerate any insolence.

Yes, ma'am.

You are to keep two orderlies

with her at all times.

She's a cold-blooded

k*ller, do you understand?

Yes, ma'am, I understand.

Keep her sedated every four hours.

(psychedelic music)

(Dolly gurgles)

There you go

off to la-la land.

La la land, nice one, Nurse Graves.

- Yeah, very nice.

- You two, button down.

I want you to keep an eye on

Nurse Taylor for me, okay?

Oh yeah.

We can definitely keep an

eye on Nurse Taylor for you.

Can't we, Gino?

- That's right, Bruno.

In fact, we could keep our

eyes on her all the time

and we'll definitely take

care of our little cupcake.

Isn't that right, cupcake?

(orderlies laugh)

We're definitely gonna

take care of you, freak show.

Yeah, just let us

know when you wanna play

with your dolls, doll boy.

(orderlies laugh)

- Doll boy.

(dramatic music)

(visitor emotes)

(trippy rock music)

She came in through the window,

a dull blade in her hand

She'd been drinking the devil's blood

With mother on her mind

Dull blade

(trippy rock music continues)

(door opens)

Morning, Louise, you're

looking beautiful as ever.

Aw, shucks.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I'll let the mayor know you're here.

That'll be mighty fine, thank you.

Detective Wednesday

is here to see you, sir.

The mayor's ready for you.

Thanks, Louise, always a pleasure.

There you go again making me blush.

Oh, blush away, darling.

(dramatic music)

(door opens)

Well, well, well, what can

I do for Detective Wednesday

on this lovely day?

Now sure how lovely it is today, sir,

with all due respect.

What do you mean, Detective?

What do I mean?

Have you read the paper, sir?

Have you watched any television

in the last 48 hours?

City's been overrun by a

g*ng of roller skaters,

They call themselves the (chews)

Slaughter Queens.

Well, doesn't sound like anything our

police force can't handle.

Well, yes, if they were allowed to.

So what are you getting at, Detective?

Does the name Ella Lugosi ring a bell?

(dramatic music)

(Mayor stammers)

Or perhaps you know her

by the name Slasherella.

(Mayor stammers)

So is that it, mate?

Is that why this g*ng's been allowed

to terrorize our streets, blackmail, hmm?

I'm sure those photos wouldn't be good

for a run for the Senate.

Now you listen to me, Wednesday.

Are those the only pictures available?

- Nope.

- Well then.

(upbeat rock music)

For a politic ian,

it ain't always easy

Sometimes you be good guys,

sometimes you're just sleazy

They love you then they

hate you, it's sad but true

Do as I say, not as I do

Do as I say, not as I do

Do as I say, not as I do

I'm the ringmaster, you work for me

You want a favor,

then get on your knees

It's just the system, so sad but true

Do as I say, not as I do

Do as I say, not as I do

Do as I say, not as I do

Ringmaster, oh, can you please

Give us the money we desperately need

Ringmaster, we're on our knees

Save us a favor,

we'll do as you please

(upbeat rock music continues)

(upbeat rock music continues)

Ringmaster, oh can you please

Give us the money we desperately need

Ringmaster, we're on our knees

Save us a favor,

we'll do as you please

They love you and they hate

you, no matter what you do

It's just the system,

you'll always get screwed

I'm the ringmaster, this much is true

Do as I say, not as I do

Do as I say, not as I do, ooh

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, now

Do as I say, not as I do,

ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do as I say, not as I do

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah now

Do as I say, not as I do

And this gratuitous

dance number has what to do

with being blackmailed?

That's enough outta you, Wednesday.

Get your hands up.

(suspenseful music)

[Vision] Benji (chuckles).

Benji (chuckles)

You and me, Benji, forever and always.

Good morning, Miss Deadly.

As you can see, your

restraints have been removed.

If you'd like to keep it that way,

you're going to have to

be on your best behavior.

(dramatic music)

What the f*ck is that?

Where did you get that doll?

I don't know, it was,

Dull blade!

- Bruno, get the knife!

- Hand it over, toots.

I'm going to give you

one chance to tell me

where you got this doll.

I don't know, it was,

it was just in my hand.

There are consequences

for lying, Miss Deadly.

Why don't you take Miss

Deadly to ward three?

- Yes, ma'am.

- Yes, ma'am.

Oh, boy, did you f*ck up?

I'll say, ward three, not good, toots.

Nope.

You're gonna enjoy this.

(crowd applauds)

Welcome back, folks, we have

an exciting update for you.

Meat Hook Mike has lost his

place and has been taken over

by Ice Pick Pete, but don't worry,

fan favorite Dolly Deadly

is still in the lead.

We will see you all

tomorrow for the results.

Take it away, Chubbs.

(crowd applauds)

See, we take therapy

very seriously here.

Are you ready to tell the truth?

Or do you want your treat?

Eat sh*t!

(driving rock music)

You're a smooth-talking

k*ller, thought you had it made

Had the boots, fishnets,

and a dull blade

Really stuck it to the man

You were the belle of the

ball, you didn't give a damn

Sp filled up with rage

But look who's sitting in her cage

Poor little Dolly

You'll be sorry

Poor little Dolly

You'll be sorry

Poor little DoLly's doing

to psych ward boogie tonight

(Dolly screams)

But the judge and jury

put a kink in your plans

Sad and all alone

So then Grandma drinks all the eggnog

and rips off her wig

and says, f*ck England.

Hey fellas, fellas, fellas,

I know you're all busy

riding the iron ponies,

but you should come on.

Our new queen's got an

announcement to make.

What the f*ck does

Raggedy Ann want this time?

(chains clink)

I'm not running for that b*tch.

Hello (coughs).

(mic screeches)

Hello everybody, thank

you so much for coming.

I feel as though we have

gotten off on the wrong foot.

So as your new queen,

Not our queen.

Anyway, so as your new queen,

Get off the stage.

- I said,

- You suck.

Ah, the f*ck is wrong with you b*tches

and these f*cking dolls?

I try to be nice, but

that sh*t ain't happening.

There will be crownings here tonight

and every last one of you

m*therf*ckers will be here.

Have a good night (screams).

(crowd boos)

Welcome back folks, we have

yet another exciting update

for the serial k*ller of the year contest.

Ice Pick Pete has stabbed

himself in the leg

and is now limping behind Meat Hook Mike.

This just in, Meat Hook

Mike has lost his meat hook,

but don't worry, Dolly Deadly

still up there holding strong.

Later when the results come in,

we will be revealing

them live from location.

Join us later for the results.

(laid-back music)

Keep an eye on her.

Somebody gave her that doll

and I want to know who.

And I'm holding you responsible for this.

Can you at least take care

of that, Nurse Taylor?

Yes, ma'am, I'll keep you posted.

[Cakes] Didn't know

they let q*eers in here.

Keep running your mouth, you piece of,

Cakes, what are you doing in here?

(laid-back music)

Judge Flowers, always a pleasure.

[Judge] So how are

you enjoying Ms. Deadly?

(gentle music)

Gum?

(laid-back music)

Looks like Mayor Cox, or

should I say wannabe senator,

is trying to clean up this sh*thole town.

Senator?

f*ck that.

Where's Baby?

I guess all the undesirables

need to be flushed,

including a two-bit hooker like me.

[Judge] Mayor Cox is

running for Senate tonight.

Ugh, Mayor Cox,

now that's somebody I'd

like to get in here.

[Judge] What would you

do if you had him here?

(gentle music)

Hmm, well, I'd start by plucking

every ball hair one by one.

Ball hair.

Ball hair.

Yes, ball hair.

(Judge pants)

Mmm yeah, uh, uh.

- Ball hair.

- Ball hair.

Special delivery,

one freshly delivered wh*re.

Bruno and Gino, I knew it,

scumdogs of the f*cking universe.

Sit down, cupcake,

don't even f*cking try it.

Any more trouble outta

you and you'll end up

right back in ward three,

you got that, toots?

You filthy r*pist.

You ever touch her again and

I'll k*ll the both of you.

Aw, isn't it sweet from the hooker?

No worry, sugar t*ts.

You're next.

(orderlies laugh)

(driving rock music)

So that's it, huh

It's back to playing checkers

Coloring your coloring books

That have already been colored in

another normal day, is that it

I'm talking to you

Aren't any of you just

a little bit pissed off

You think we deserve this

Is this our valley

We've been beaten

down that this is okay

That's what they want you to believe

Are you listening to me

That's what they want you to believe

That we, we are bad people

That we deserve this

And they, they are the good ones

The bullies and the rapists

The one who will keep torturing you

They are the pillars of society

Ah

We went to school, we

played by the rules

We were the geeks, the

f*gs, and the pussies

They wouldn't let us

live in their world

And we let them, let them beat us down

Are we gonna take it

anymore, f*ck that

Are we gonna take it

anymore, f*ck that

The time to fight is now

f*ck the system, f*ck that world

Stand, stand, stand,

stand up and fight

Stand, stand, stand,

stand up and fight

[Judge] Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

You're my sl*t.

And what would you do

with that, oh (laughs).

(gavel knocks)

Stand together and take what is ours

Are we gonna take it

anymore, f*ck that

Are we gonna take it

anymore, f*ck that

The time to fight is now

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a judge.

(Judge moans)

[Nurse] What are you doing in here?

Um, the patients, they're rioting.

(driving rock music continues)

(wand vibrates)

Fight

Fight

Fight

(footsteps fall)

(dramatic music)

(nurse snaps)

(guard grunts)

(patients cheer)

(blows land)

(dramatic music continues)

(patients cheer)

(blows land)

(patients cheer)

(triumphant musiC)

What did I do?

(heels click)

(door closes)

Mr. Mayor, to what

do I owe the pleasure?

- We need to talk.

- Well talk.

It's over, we can't do this anymore.

What do you mean it's over?

But I thought that we,

There is no we.

- But what about us?

- There's no us.

There is no us, there is

no we, there's nothing.

(dramatic music)

I'm announcing my run for the senate.

I gave you what you wanted,

I gave you Paradise Park.

Now get out.

(dramatic music continues)

(door closes)

Wait a minute, you believe that?

You really believe that?

Could you, can't, don't

you guys, you do get,

I'm with a patient, what the, stop it.

Now, where were we, ah yes.

Nurse, nurse, come in,

come in, nurse, come in.

(dramatic music)

This man needs some drugs.

He needs some drugs, you got it?

He needs drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs.

See, I went to medical school, right.

Doctors, this is where we make our money.

Oh, so you won't take the

drugs, oh, then I will.

Dr. Kaufman will take

the drugs, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry, I had the drug (chews).

(laughs) I'm feeling better already.

I feel so alive (laughs).

(dramatic music continues)

Drugs, drugs, drugs, I love drugs,

I want some more (laughs).

(dramatic music continues)

(chains clink)

(victims scream)

Well, welcome, little nasty one,

I've come to cure you of

all of your afflictions.

I've read your chart and for a start

we'll focus on the source

of your addictions.

Ugh.

Propensity for masturbation

resulting in ejaculation,

to awaken the prefrontal cortex

of your brain (chuckles).

But with my help, I think you'll find

the sickness dwells within your mind.

Hmm.

And when I'm done, you'll

sure be glad you came.

You're a sick b*tch.

(chuckles) You have no

idea how sick I can be.

You.

How did you get out of ward three?

(tense music)

I was too much for Nurse Graves.

Is that right?

Wow.

Sit down, relax.

Don't worry, you'll be next.

Hey, hey, excuse you.

Excuse you, what are you doing?

What the?

(captives laugh)

(nurse moans)

(tense music continues)

Aw.

Bye bye.

You're not dead, I'm so relieved.

I missed you so much.

(dramatic music)

(captives moan)

(dramatic music continues)

(captives moan and giggle)

(dramatic music continues)

(captives moan and giggle)

(dramatic music continues)

(captives moan)

Hey.

Hey guys, you ready?

- For what?

- I'm doing my rounds,

- Stop it!

- It's time

for Dolly's meds and food.

(orderlies laugh)

She ain't going nowhere.

You heard what Nurse Graves said,

two orderlies at all times.

You heard what Nurse Graves said.

Listen, sugar t*ts, you handle it.

We're on break.

Yeah, so f*ck off.

It's your funeral.

No, it's your funeral, you little b*tch.

You've caused me enough

of a f*cking headache.

Now you handle it or you're on your a*s.

Yes, ma'am.

- Goodbye, sugar t*ts.

- Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Stop banging your head.

(c*ptive grunts)

(gentle music)

How you doing, Dolly?

It's time for your dinner

and medication, hun.

You don't need this.

(gentle music continues)

(revs) Coming in for the landing.

Oh, come on, Dolly, you

have to eat something,

even if it is just a few bites.

Okay, well, I'll just leave this here.

But I do have to give you your medication.

(nurse gasps)

Listen, I like you, I

really do, but I gotta go.

(nurse screams)

(tense music)

Where the f*ck is he?

He'll be here, man.

We're running out of time.

Look, there he is.

(tires screech)

Hey babe, get in, quick, get in.

I don't blow you so you'll be late.

(driving rock music)

(car passes)

(water splashes)

(gentle music)

[Vision] Benji.

Benji (giggles).

Benji (giggles).

k*ll them, Benji.

k*ll them all (giggles).

(suspenseful music)

(giggles) Well, hello beautiful.

Looks like it's just you and

your Uncle Bruno tonight.

Oh, look at these.

(inhales) Mmm, yeah, we're

gonna have a very good time,

very, very nice.

Hold that thought.

I'll be right back, don't

go anywhere (kisses).

(suspenseful music continues)

Oh, mm, baby, you are

gonna love every inch.

What the f*ck?

- Well, hello Uncle Bruno.

- What?

Well, I must admit your

size is quite shocking.

I'm in the mood for a little a*s play.

(Bruno grunts)

(electricity sizzles)

(Dolly and patient laugh)

(Dolly and patient laugh)

(Bruno grunts)

(electricity sizzles)

(patient cheers)

k*ll them, Benji, k*ll them all.

(patient laughs)

No.

Hey, who the hell's

creeping around in here?

Come on out, f*cking dingleberry.

Ow, what the f*ck?

Remember me, f*ck face?

Oh, I remember you, you f*cking freak.

You got about two seconds to let me go.

Hey, pal, let's talk about this, huh?

Oh, are we pals now?

I don't think so, but I

got something to tell you.

What?

It's about these

dangleberries (cackles).

(orderly screams)

(frenetic music)

Spooky, finally.

Come on guys, let's go,

we gotta get Dolly out.

I swear to God, Carl,

yell at me one more time

and I'm never sleeping with you again.

(frenetic music)

Please, take me with you.

What?

Get me outta here.

Okay, let's go.

I've got you now, you little b*tch.

(Dolly grunts)

(nurse gasps)

(upbeat music)

Before I bid you, say adieu

I've got some things to say to you

You're mean and nasty

and I hate your guts

You make me sick and no

one cares for you much

So before I leave this place

I'm gonna tap dance,

I'm gonna tap dance

I'm gonna tap dance,

I'm gonna tap dance

I'm gonna tap dance, I'm

gonna tap dance on your face

(shoes tap)

(upbeat music continues)

So mean and nasty,

hey, look at your guts

You make me sick, I

never cared for you much

Here are my final words to you

I'm happy to tap dance,

thanks for the last chance

Love to tap dance on your face

You better bring your A game today.

I don't want any problems

with those freaks

at Paradise Park, you understand?

Yes, sir.

(crowd cheers)

Hey, how do I look, Doris?

Fat and sweaty, Mr. Mayor.

Did you take your blood pressure pills?

Of course.

How much pork did you eat?

What, my pork, what?

What are you, my campaign

manager or my mother?

Pork sandwiches?

- I didn't have any pork.

- Pork sandwich, really?

- I didn't have, I hadn't.

- Pork sandwiches.

You had four.

I don't remember.

Ah, ah, ah, stay focused.

What's the message?

It's time to take this town,

our country back and give

it to normal Americans.

It's time to clean it up once and for all.

Okay, very good.

Good luck, Mr. Mayor.

Pull, pull!

Hurry up!

- Shut up, you as*h*le.

Come on, hurry up, pull, pull!

Don't see you doing anything.

Pull, pull harder!

Pull!

I'm sick of this sh*t

Not gonna take it no more

My friends are coming

And we're busting through these doors

Yes thought you could break me

But you were wrong

So go on and hate me

I don't care, 'cause

I'm singing this song

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa

I'm sick of your rules

You ain't got the right

So kiss it all goodbye

We're gonna stand and fight

You wanted to break

me, but I was strong

Don't care if you hate me

I'm leaving here and

I'm signing this song

Psych ward, psych ward

Psych ward, break out

Psych ward, psych ward

Psych ward, break out

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa

Psych ward, psych ward

Psych ward, break out

Psych ward, psych ward

Psych ward, break out

(sirens blare)

(upbeat electronic music)

Spooky, Spooky, I'm in

here, I can't get out.

Can you hear me?

Spooky, Spooky, Spooky, I'm in here.

- Get me out of here.

- Open this, Dolly,

we're right outside.

- They're here right now.

One more pull, guys.

Oh my God, Dolly, Dolly.

Okay, b*tch, let's go, let's go.

Let's go, get her in the car.

Come on, come on, come on.

Let's go, let's go,

let's go, get in the car.

Everybody in?

- No.

(car revs)

Woo!

(crowd cheers)

Thank you, thank you very much,

ladies and gentlemen,

thank you, thank you.

People of Tromaville,

I ask you, who wants to

take our country back?

(crowd cheers)

I'm talking about America,

folks, our America,

land of the rich and home

of the American dream.

I'm gonna take our town

back from the freaks,

the weirdos, and the sexual deviants.

(crowd cheers)

I'm gonna make our town American again,

a new drum Tromaville,

a wholesome community

that understands morality

and family values.

If this sounds like the America you want,

then vote for me, Harry Cox,

and let's send a message of Washington

and run that bum Senator

Kaufman out of town

once and for all.

[Crowd] Harry Cox, Harry Cox, Harry Cox.

I have a dream, ladies and gentlemen,

we can move forward to the past.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,

the new Tromaville USA.

(crowd cheers)

Thank you, thank you very much,

and God bless America.

(crowd cheers)

(dramatic music)

And done.

Yes, excellent,

love you too, Mr. Senator.

(crowd cheers)

- Oh yes.

- What?

Oh yes, oh yes, ahh, I'm a bad man.

(crowd jeers)

(Cox grunts)

(dramatic music)

(b*mb explodes)

(dramatic music continues)

Cue the music.

Oh.

Sucks to be you, honey.

Hold her.

Ladies and gentlemen,

your new queen, Slasherella.

(crowd boos)

Oh, shut the f*ck up!

(crowd jeers)

(gentle music)

Yeah, that's mine.

Who are you?

I'm the owner of that g*n

there, Detective Walt Wednesday.

What are you doing here?

Mayor Cox took me hostage,

brought me here to Slasherella's hideout,

so I wouldn't expose him and

ruin his political career.

There's no time for small talk,

gotta stop Slasherella before she blows

us all to smithereens.

What?

Slasherella, she's gonna

blow up the entire park

during Mayor Cox's speech.

The coronation was just a ruse

to get everybody together.

Oh my God.

Let's go.

(Wednesday gasps)

Obviously, obviously

they can know this is fake,

this is fake, this was

put out by my opponent,

that rat fink Senator Kaufman.

He's the one that put that out.

(crowd jeers)

(crowd boos)

(car revs)

(horn blows)

(crowd cheers)

Well, well, well, look

what the cat dragged in.

[Crowd] k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her, k*ll her,

k*ll her, k*ll her.

- You ain't even worth it.

(laughs) I'm not worth it.

I'm not worth it!

What do you mean I'm not worth,

I f*cking loved you, you b*tch.

I'm not worth it, I'm not worth it.

Hey, b*tch, aren't you

forgetting about something?

- What?

- Yeah,

what the f*ck about us?

Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, that's all you

ever f*cking talk about.

f*ck you, Slasherella.

You can take your f*cking Paradise Park

and shove it up your a*s.

Wait, what, where are y'all going?

Well, fine, f*ck you, I

don't need you either.

I never needed you.

And you people, you know what?

I got something to say.

So do I.

(upbeat rock music)

Slasherella, you're as

rotten as an apple can be

Slasherella, I hear the

devil needs some company

The big house is where you're going

And I'm the one that's

throwing away the key

Mr. Detective, I hear

you're playing the fool

Mr. Detective, you need

to head on back to school

I don't care what you're saying

I ain't ever playing by the rules

You'll never get away with it

Oh, yes, I am

You'll never get away with it

Yes, I am

You'll ever get away with it

Never, never, never, never, never

You're a real tough cookie

But I'm gonna cut you down to size

You're a little too late,

get ready for a big surprise

Yeah, b*tch, yeah

(upbeat rock music continues)

You'll never get away with it

Oh, yes, I am

You'll never get away with it

Yes, I am

You'll never get away with it

Yes, I, never, never,

never, never, never, never

You'll never get away with it

Yes, I am

You'll never get away with it

Yes, I am

You'll never get away with it

Never, never, never, never, never

Never, never, never,

never, never, never

Yes, I am

Dolly Deadly, it always ends the same,

you always get everything,

and everybody loves you.

Nobody loves me.

Well, if I can't have you, nobody will.

(detonator beeps)

(expl*si*n blasts)

(Cox screams)

(blood splashes)

The f*ck, why is this not

working, I don't understand.

Place your hands behind

your back, Slasherella.

You're under arrest.

- For what?

You're gonna to the big house

and then you'll have plenty of

time to think about it there.

(dramatic music)

Now do we have some Meat Hook Mike fans

in the crowd today?

Surely, there's some

love for Ice Pick Pete.

Well, I think I know who everybody's

favorite serial k*ller is.

Hocus Pocus, what do I see in the mirror?

I think it's everybody's

favorite serial k*ller.

Ladies and gentlemen,

serial k*ller of the year,

Dolly Deadly!

(crowd cheers)

(upbeat rock music)

Serial k*ller, back again

Serial k*ller, oh, yeah, yeah

(crowd cheers)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(dramatic music)

Hey Benji, let's do this one more time

k*ll, Dolly, k*ll

One step forward and 12 steps back

Gonna do it up and

I'll never look back

I don't have time for sh*t

I never confess, I've seen the sin

I'm the man in black you

sniff on your judgment day

You can run from the horror

You can run all night

Just know you can't hold out tonight

You can run from the madness

You can run all night

Just know we all are k*lling time

You only k*ll

(upbeat rock music continues)

k*ll, Dolly, k*ll

We're one step forward

and 12 steps back

Gonna do what I want

but I'll never look back

Well I don't trust anyone

And I'll do this shot for fun

I'm gonna k*ll, k*ll, k*ll

'Cause I'm sick, sick, sick

You can run for the horror

You can run all night

Just know you can't hold out tonight

You can run form the madness

You can run all night

Just know we all are k*lling time

k*ll, Dolly, k*ll

(upbeat rock music continues)

k*ll, Dolly, k*ll

You can run

But you can't hide

You can run

But you're gonna die

You can run from the horror

You can run all night

Just know you can't

Serial k*ller of the year.

Serial k*ller of the year.

Serial k*ller of the year.

Serial k*ller of the year.

Serial k*ller of the year.

Serial k*ller of the year.

Yay!

Oh, it's just you, me, and our dolls.

We don't need nobody else.

(speaker cackles)

We are gonna die

(upbeat rock music)

Hey baby, just remember, mom loves you

(spooky music)